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Title: Mark's Yeshua Problem
Post by: ahasp on March 30, 2010, 09:04:38 PM
Mark has used as a prime example of not trusting the Bible the fact that Christ's name was originally Yeshua (or Joshua) not Jesus.  The problem with this is that Yeshua is a word in Hebrew and the New Testament (which gives the name of Christ) was written in Greek, not Hebrew.  The name for Christ in the original text was the Greek name Iēsoûs, Yeshua is a translation of the name given in the Greek, just as Jesus is a translation of the original Greek into English. 
Title: Re: Mark's Yeshua Problem
Post by: blackie on March 30, 2010, 09:11:00 PM
I don't need a reason not to trust the bible, I need reasons why I should trust the bible.
Title: Re: Mark's Yeshua Problem
Post by: John Shaw on March 31, 2010, 12:41:03 AM
I don't need a reason not to trust the bible, I need reasons why I should trust the bible.

Proof: Because you will go to hell and be tortured if you don't.

snoogans
Title: Re: Mark's Yeshua Problem
Post by: FTL_Mark on March 31, 2010, 09:22:24 AM
I don't understand why this simple situation is so hard for some people to grasp (actually I do, they don't want to grasp it).

Let me run it down again. Jesus's name isn't Jesus, its Yeshua. That is his name. My name is Mark; it isn't Marc, Marco, Marcos, Marcus, Marek, Mario, Marius, Markey, Marko, Markos, Markov, Markus, Marq, Marque, Marques, Marquus, Marik, March, Mirko or Mirek. If you call me one of those things, you are in error.

It doesn't matter if the translation issue doesn't bother YOUR sensibilities, it bothers MINE and the question is: would a fair and just god send me to eternal torment, a punishment far worse than the sickest most pedagogic father on earth could ever do to their child, for rejecting his "unerring word" when he couldn't get his savior's name right?  Answer that question, not one you have made up for yourself!
Title: Re: Mark's Yeshua Problem
Post by: BobRobertson on March 31, 2010, 09:30:06 AM
No one has conjectured that I could quite possibly be a Libertarian posing as an Anarchist trying to pretend to still be a Libertarian; or what I like to call an Anarcho-Hustler.

Not to derail this fascinating and relevant (puke!) thread, but Mark, I thought you considered yourself a minarchist?

Have you reconsidered the position that there "must" be a final arbiter, then?
Title: Re: Mark's Yeshua Problem
Post by: sandm000 on March 31, 2010, 10:46:01 AM
Mark has used as a prime example of not trusting the Bible the fact that Christ's name was originally Yeshua (or Joshua) not Jesus.  The problem with this is that Yeshua is a word in Hebrew and the New Testament (which gives the name of Christ) was written in Greek, not Hebrew.  The name for Christ in the original text was the Greek name Iēsoûs, Yeshua is a translation of the name given in the Greek, just as Jesus is a translation of the original Greek into English. 
Why was Jesus' name in Greek in the first place? Shouldn't it have been in Aramaic? or are you saying that it was written by the Greeks as they heard it, and Mark is retranslating it from Greek to Aramaic? And how is it any less wrong, that they heard one thing, when his name was another?
Title: Re: Mark's Yeshua Problem
Post by: cavalier973 on March 31, 2010, 12:49:50 PM
*It doesn't matter if the translation issue doesn't bother YOUR sensibilities, it bothers MINE and the question is: would a fair and just god send me to eternal torment, a punishment far worse than the sickest most pedagogic father on earth could ever do to their child, for rejecting his "unerring word" when he couldn't get his savior's name right?  Answer that question, not one you have made up for yourself!*

Living eternally in His presence in an unredeemed state would be far worse torment.  Imagine having to live in the presence of someone you detest, yet everyone around you is always going on and on about how great He is...

I argue that a good part of the torment of Hell is, having seen God, to be denied a relationship with him.  Then, there is an argument that I find intriguing, that the "burning" in hell is the burning of shame: 

[[http://www.christian-thinktank.com/gr5part2.html
The traditional evangelical view DOES NOT include the active, monstrous torments that occur in the more speculative religious literature (Greek, Roman, Jewish, Christian), in those vivid medieval paintings, in some fundamentalist preaching, or in many skeptics' formulation of this objection!

 To demonstrate this, let me simply quote from two VERY traditional sources, one evangelical protestant (very conservative and holding to the traditional view of hell) and from a modern (but still conservative) Catholic work.

The first is from Immortality: The Other Side of Death, by Gary Habermas and J.P. Moreland  [CS:IOSD:169-170, 172, 174, 159]:

 "Before proceeding, though, one more preliminary is in order. We do not accept the idea that hell is a place where God actively tortures people forever and ever.  There will indeed be everlasting, conscious, mental and physical torment in various degrees according to the lives people have lived here on earth. But the essence of that torment is relational in nature: the banishment from heaven and all it stands for. Mental and physical anguish result from the sorrow and shame of the judgment of being forever relationally excluded from God, heaven, and so forth. It is not due to God himself inflicting torture."

"In response, we should first point out that we would agree that an un-ending hell of moment by moment, active torture by God would be unjust and hard to square with his love and the intrinsic dignity of man. But we have already shown that our understanding of hell is different from the torture-chamber model."

"Remember, hell is not a torture chamber, and people in hell are not howling like dogs in mind-numbing pain. There are degrees of anguish in hell."

"The Bible describes hell primarily in relational terms--it is 'away from' God. Therefore, it involves banishment from his presence, his purposes, and his followers. Like heaven, hell is a freely chosen destination. What we decide to believe and do in this life sets us on a road leading to a final destination in the next...Hell is also a place of shame, sorrow, regret, and anguish. This intense pain is not actively produced by God; he is not a cosmic torturer. Undoubtedly, anguish and torment will exist in hell. And because we will have both body and soul in the resurrected state, the anguish experienced can be both mental and physical. But the pain suffered will be due to the shame and sorrow resulting from the punishment of final, ultimate, unending banishment from God, his kingdom, and the good life for which we were created in the first place. Hell's occupants will deeply and tragically regret all they lost. As Jesus said, 'For what profit is it to a man if he gains the whole world, and loses his own soul?' (Matt 16:26)"

"The Bible's picture of hell, therefore, indicates that upon death, some people will be translated into a different, nonspatial mode of existence. They will be conscious, and they will await the resurrection of their bodies, at which time they will be banished from heaven and secured in hell where they will experience unending, conscious exclusion from God, his people, and anything of value. This banishment will include conscious sorrow, shame, and anguish to differing degrees, depending on the person's life on earth." [CS:IOSD:160, note: no torture]
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But God is not anyone's "Father" as much as He is their "Owner", a right of possession that naturally flows from having created everything (I believe that's the concept of "homesteading").  Just as a farmer owns his cows and no one can say anything to him if he decides to kill them all, or some portion of them, for whatever reason the farmer deems right, God owns His creation, and may dispose of us as He wishes.  And since mankind is the part of His creation that rebelled and marred everything else good that God made, then mankind must pay restitution, which God alone determines.

So, instead of sending us all to eternal torment, as we rightly deserve for destroying God's property, God decided to pay the penalty for restitution Himself.  That makes people mad.  It's much more emotionally satisfying to set ourselves up as God's judge; declaring Him to be evil (just look at all the evil, insane things He did--or allowed--in the Bible) and ourselves to be righteous.
Title: Re: Mark's Yeshua Problem
Post by: ahasp on March 31, 2010, 01:08:29 PM
I don't understand why this simple situation is so hard for some people to grasp (actually I do, they don't want to grasp it).

Let me run it down again. Jesus's name isn't Jesus, its Yeshua. That is his name. My name is Mark; it isn't Marc, Marco, Marcos, Marcus, Marek, Mario, Marius, Markey, Marko, Markos, Markov, Markus, Marq, Marque, Marques, Marquus, Marik, March, Mirko or Mirek. If you call me one of those things, you are in error.

It doesn't matter if the translation issue doesn't bother YOUR sensibilities, it bothers MINE and the question is: would a fair and just god send me to eternal torment, a punishment far worse than the sickest most pedagogic father on earth could ever do to their child, for rejecting his "unerring word" when he couldn't get his savior's name right?  Answer that question, not one you have made up for yourself!

Mark,  where do you find the actual name of Christ is Yeshua?  Please let me know.  I'm intrigued.  The original written scriptures state that it is Iēsoûs, not Yeshua.  

To answer your question, Hell is eternal separation from God.  Heaven is Holy and as such cannot coexist with sin.  We exist in a fallen world, but receive protection from some of the consequences of sin through the presence of the Holy Spirit.  Those protections no longer exist in hell.  The torments in the book of Revelation are what will occur when God lifts his protection.  God doesn't send you to hell.

God's original contract with man was for man to live in paradise and experience no death.  Man disobeyed God.  God made a new contract which set up the Laws and allowed for atonement through sacrifice.  However, it was always realized that the sacrifices, as provided by man, were imperfect.  As a result, and as was prophesied in the Old Testament, God provided the perfect sacrifice through His Son.  To receive final atonement, Man has to recognize and accept this sacrifice.

To go to the point of  the "unerring word".  The point of view of my church, as stated in its by-laws, is that the Bible is unerring "in its original text".  The Bible you hold in front of you is not the original text.  Beware of anyone that tells you that their version of the Bible is without error.  These are people that want to use the Bible as a weapon.  A perfect Bible removes the need for a personal relationship with God, which is not the intent of the Bible.  We are called to meet together with other believers and study the Word and to pray for guidance from God.  


Title: Re: Mark's Yeshua Problem
Post by: Rillion on March 31, 2010, 01:54:59 PM
Believing in religion doesn't necessarily mean that a person is ignorant, stupid, or immoral.  But believing that anyone deserves eternal punishment, I think, means that one is necessarily at least one of the three, and in the case of the latter two it's not really worth trying to talk to them about it. 
Title: Re: Mark's Yeshua Problem
Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on March 31, 2010, 02:28:14 PM
Mark has used as a prime example of not trusting the Bible the fact that Christ's name was originally Yeshua (or Joshua) not Jesus.  The problem with this is that Yeshua is a word in Hebrew and the New Testament (which gives the name of Christ) was written in Greek, not Hebrew.  The name for Christ in the original text was the Greek name Iēsoûs, Yeshua is a translation of the name given in the Greek, just as Jesus is a translation of the original Greek into English. 
Why was Jesus' name in Greek in the first place? Shouldn't it have been in Aramaic? or are you saying that it was written by the Greeks as they heard it, and Mark is retranslating it from Greek to Aramaic? And how is it any less wrong, that they heard one thing, when his name was another?
Aramaic or Hebrew.
Title: Re: Mark's Yeshua Problem
Post by: FTL_Mark on March 31, 2010, 04:16:55 PM

Living eternally in His presence in an unredeemed state would be far worse torment.  Imagine having to live in the presence of someone you detest, yet everyone around you is always going on and on about how great He is...

I argue that a good part of the torment of Hell is, having seen God, to be denied a relationship with him.  Then, there is an argument that I find intriguing, that the "burning" in hell is the burning of shame: 

But God is not anyone's "Father" as much as He is their "Owner", a right of possession that naturally flows from having created everything (I believe that's the concept of "homesteading").  Just as a farmer owns his cows and no one can say anything to him if he decides to kill them all, or some portion of them, for whatever reason the farmer deems right, God owns His creation, and may dispose of us as He wishes.  And since mankind is the part of His creation that rebelled and marred everything else good that God made, then mankind must pay restitution, which God alone determines.

You win. I would rather go to Hell than live eternally with your sick and twisted god.
Title: Re: Mark's Yeshua Problem
Post by: FTL_Mark on March 31, 2010, 04:26:16 PM
Mark,  where do you find the actual name of Christ is Yeshua?  Please let me know.  I'm intrigued.  The original written scriptures state that it is Iēsoûs, not Yeshua.  
I got it from some article somewhere. Are you suggesting that Jesus was Greek? Because it seems much more likely to me that he was named Yeshua if he was Jewish, and that is what I have always believed. If my biography was written in Russian and they used the name Marek, they would still be wrong and I wouldn't be Russian.

God doesn't send you to hell.
He made the game, he is responsible for the results. If I tie you to a train track and tell you I will let you up if you solve some stupid riddle I made up, I would be able to claim not to have killed you by your rules.

God's original contract with man was for man to live in paradise and experience no death.  Man disobeyed God.  God made a new contract which set up the Laws and allowed for atonement through sacrifice.  However, it was always realized that the sacrifices, as provided by man, were imperfect.  As a result, and as was prophesied in the Old Testament, God provided the perfect sacrifice through His Son.  To receive final atonement, Man has to recognize and accept this sacrifice.
God made no contract with me. That is all I am asking for. Send God and his contract.

To go to the point of  the "unerring word".  The point of view of my church, as stated in its by-laws, is that the Bible is unerring "in its original text".  The Bible you hold in front of you is not the original text.  Beware of anyone that tells you that their version of the Bible is without error.  These are people that want to use the Bible as a weapon.  A perfect Bible removes the need for a personal relationship with God, which is not the intent of the Bible.  We are called to meet together with other believers and study the Word and to pray for guidance from God.  
This is the thing closest resembling sanity in this post.
Title: Re: Mark's Yeshua Problem
Post by: ForumTroll on March 31, 2010, 05:56:20 PM
Why do people care about this shit? Christ.
Title: Re: Mark's Yeshua Problem
Post by: Riddler on March 31, 2010, 09:00:37 PM
wait a second.
all these years i got yelled at for saying ''jesus christ'' (sometimes, i threw in the ''H'', for added emphasis)
by my mother.....ie: ''taking the lord's name in vain'', when i was actually in the clear?

all these years.....i thought i'd be going to hell
Title: Re: Mark's Yeshua Problem
Post by: hellbilly on March 31, 2010, 09:46:36 PM
Believing in religion doesn't necessarily mean that a person is ignorant, stupid, or immoral.  But believing that anyone deserves eternal punishment, I think, means that one is necessarily at least one of the three, and in the case of the latter two it's not really worth trying to talk to them about it. 

That's too big for a t-shirt, but I like it.

Someone introduce me to this God fella. Sounds like a Big Man. I know I ALWAYS LOVE THE WAY I FEEL when I discipline my kids.. they step out of line, I make them stand in the fuckin corner while I sit nearby and gloat. I FEEL LIKE AN AWESOME GOD when I do that.. POWERFUL. It works every time too. My kids, who have sinned against me, try to look upon my presence and they weep for I know not their faces during this time of their punishment. Me = GOD, they = foul sinners who have gone astray from my Holy Command.
Title: Re: Mark's Yeshua Problem
Post by: Diogenes The Cynic on April 01, 2010, 01:32:22 AM


It doesn't matter if the translation issue doesn't bother YOUR sensibilities, it bothers MINE and the question is:

1a would a fair and just god send me to eternal torment,

1b a punishment far worse than the sickest most pedagogic father on earth could ever do to their child, for rejecting his "unerring word" when he couldn't get his savior's name right?  Answer that question, not one you have made up for yourself!

1a. No
1b. Almost nobody gets eternal punishment
Title: Re: Mark's Yeshua Problem
Post by: Bill Brasky on April 01, 2010, 02:18:29 AM
1b. Almost nobody gets eternal punishment

The fact that you believe in eternal punishment means you are fucked up. 
Title: Re: Mark's Yeshua Problem
Post by: Diogenes The Cynic on April 01, 2010, 02:27:22 AM
1b. Almost nobody gets eternal punishment

The fact that you believe in eternal punishment means you are fucked up. 

I am not fucked up, and it only happens to the irredeemably bad.
Title: Re: Mark's Yeshua Problem
Post by: yamnuska on April 01, 2010, 02:34:22 AM
wait a second.
all these years i got yelled at for saying ''jesus christ'' (sometimes, i threw in the ''H'', for added emphasis)
by my mother.....ie: ''taking the lord's name in vain'', when i was actually in the clear?

all these years.....i thought i'd be going to hell

 Does this mean porn stars are going to start saying, "Oh Yeshua!" "Yeshua that's big."

Would I say "Yeshua H Christ," or just "Yeshua?"
Title: Re: Mark's Yeshua Problem
Post by: Cognitive Dissident on April 01, 2010, 02:34:46 AM
I don't understand why this simple situation is so hard for some people to grasp (actually I do, they don't want to grasp it).

Let me run it down again. Jesus's name isn't Jesus, its Yeshua. That is his name. My name is Mark; it isn't Marc, Marco, Marcos, Marcus, Marek, Mario, Marius, Markey, Marko, Markos, Markov, Markus, Marq, Marque, Marques, Marquus, Marik, March, Mirko or Mirek. If you call me one of those things, you are in error.

It doesn't matter if the translation issue doesn't bother YOUR sensibilities, it bothers MINE and the question is: would a fair and just god send me to eternal torment, a punishment far worse than the sickest most pedagogic father on earth could ever do to their child, for rejecting his "unerring word" when he couldn't get his savior's name right?  Answer that question, not one you have made up for yourself!

I'm not here for the purpose of defending your opposition, but I have to say that your claim here is less-than-ideally correct.  My wife constantly uses Chinese versions of names, which are far from the originals.  For example, Los Angeles is "Los-an-gee."  I tell her "that's wrong" (sounding like Mark) and she says, no, that's the "Chinese translation" of the name.  I don't agree either with the idea that a name is "translated" (aka butchered) into other languages, but there is perfectly normal and reasonable precedent for butchering names when writing and/or pronouncing in other languages.  If the language cannot properly reflect the "real" name, it's going to happen.  I'd say in the case of Yeshua, from a language without vowels, that's entirely possible and reasonable.

This is not to defend any other aspect of any biblical translation.
Title: Re: Mark's Yeshua Problem
Post by: Riddler on April 01, 2010, 07:45:14 AM


Someone introduce me to this God fella. Sounds like a Big Man. I know I ALWAYS LOVE THE WAY I FEEL when I discipline my kids.. they step out of line, I make them stand in the fuckin corner while I sit nearby and gloat. I FEEL LIKE AN AWESOME GOD when I do that.. POWERFUL. It works every time too. My kids, who have sinned against me, try to look upon my presence and they weep for I know not their faces during this time of their punishment. Me = GOD, they = foul sinners who have gone astray from my Holy Command.

shit hb, if you could make it rain indoors, or walk on water, you could start your own religion
Title: Re: Mark's Yeshua Problem
Post by: Rillion on April 01, 2010, 10:34:09 AM
I am not fucked up, and it only happens to the irredeemably bad.

You are either fucked up, or you don't understand what "eternal" means.  Qualifying it by saying "it only happens to the irredeemably bad" would be like Daddy Hellbilly saying "I only flayed her alive because she poked her brother with a spoon."  Only not-- no analogy will work, because we're talking about eternity. 

*walks off, shaking her head*
Title: Re: Mark's Yeshua Problem
Post by: gibson042 on April 01, 2010, 11:17:11 AM
Would I say "Yeshua H Christ," or just "Yeshua?"

Since "Christ" is synonymous (and cognate (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christ), for that matter) with "Messiah", I guess it'd be something like "Yeshua Māshyakḥ! (http://www.revfad.com/hebrew.html#מָשִׁיחַ)".
Title: Re: Mark's Yeshua Problem
Post by: Riddler on April 01, 2010, 11:24:34 AM
hay-zeus
Title: Re: Mark's Yeshua Problem
Post by: BobRobertson on April 01, 2010, 11:26:24 AM
hay-zeus

I've got the One God!
The Fun God!
The Sun God!
Ra! Ra! Ra!

Title: Re: Mark's Yeshua Problem
Post by: Cognitive Dissident on April 01, 2010, 12:07:55 PM
"Why do you keep calling me Jesus--do I look Puerto Rican to you?"
Title: Re: Mark's Yeshua Problem
Post by: davann on April 01, 2010, 12:48:17 PM
hay-zeus

I've got the One God!
The Fun God!
The Sun God!
Ra! Ra! Ra!




Kinda like Anubus better. Just as fun with a darker sense of humor.

Also, you are all wrong. His name is Obamba. As in Barracks H. Obamba.
Title: Re: Mark's Yeshua Problem
Post by: cavalier973 on April 01, 2010, 12:58:57 PM
You win. I would rather go to Hell than live eternally with your sick and twisted god.

Hey! I won an argument with Mark.

He's not sick and twisted to me.  The fact that people He created have the free will to choose to be sick and twisted and evil means that He is therefore sick and twisted and evil Himself is not a persuasive argument.

What of my argument that all creation is the inherent property of the Creator, to dispose of as He sees fit?
Title: Re: Mark's Yeshua Problem
Post by: Riddler on April 01, 2010, 01:07:13 PM
obamba?

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Title: Re: Mark's Yeshua Problem
Post by: FTL_Mark on April 01, 2010, 03:23:58 PM
What of my argument that all creation is the inherent property of the Creator, to dispose of as He sees fit?

That is what makes him sick and twisted. Allegedly, I was created in his image. I have to assume that means sovereign.

I created my son, Jack, along with his mother, does that mean I get to do with him as I please? What if I created a clone? If I sodomized my Golden Retriever, Fruit Loop and then tortured her to death, would you argue that I am not twisted?
Title: Re: Mark's Yeshua Problem
Post by: Rillion on April 01, 2010, 03:27:31 PM
What of my argument that all creation is the inherent property of the Creator, to dispose of as He sees fit?

That is what makes him sick and twisted. Allegedly, I was created in his image. I have to assume that means sovereign.

I created my son, Jack, along with his mother, does that mean I get to do with him as I please? What if I created a clone? If I sodomized my Golden Retriever, Fruit Loop and then tortured her to death, would you argue that I am not twisted?

Ah, but Mark, the difference is that you are not pre-defined as perfect.  With humans it is "He did this, and it is bad, therefore he is bad."  With God it is "He is good, and he did this thing, therefore this thing is good."  Things go in the opposite direction. 
Title: Re: Mark's Yeshua Problem
Post by: alaric89 on April 01, 2010, 04:34:03 PM

Imagine having to live in the presence of someone you detest, yet everyone around you is always going on and on about how great He is...
I argue that a good part of the torment of Hell is, having seen God, to be denied a relationship with him.  Then, there is an argument that I find intriguing, that the "burning" in hell is the burning of shame: 
"The Bible describes hell primarily in relational terms--it is 'away from' God. Therefore, it involves banishment from his presence, his purposes, and his followers. "

In other words, Going to hell is like being a jilted ex husband on his wifes gangbang shoot.
Title: Re: Mark's Yeshua Problem
Post by: Bill Brasky on April 01, 2010, 04:56:15 PM
1b. Almost nobody gets eternal punishment

The fact that you believe in eternal punishment means you are fucked up. 

I am not fucked up, and it only happens to the irredeemably bad.

No.  It doesn't.  You believe it does. 

Your beliefs are not to be projected onto beings who do not share your belief.  Stop slopping your shit onto others.  Stop regurgitating rote garbage from uninspired, mediocre practitioners.  They are your issues to deal with. 

Hell is a parable.  It is a moral teaching tool, and it is private.  If you become irredeemably bad, you will lapse into your own private hell, and its certainly not some sort of purgatorial afterlife.  Your job is to understand that, and avoid it with personal moral behavior that promotes a positive life.  Other peoples lives are not your concern unless they effect you directly, and your perceptions of hell are something they will never experience. 

Title: Re: Mark's Yeshua Problem
Post by: hellbilly on April 01, 2010, 05:51:31 PM
Daddy Hellbilly

Say that again. Slowly.
Title: Re: Mark's Yeshua Problem
Post by: cavalier973 on April 02, 2010, 12:02:37 AM
What of my argument that all creation is the inherent property of the Creator, to dispose of as He sees fit?

That is what makes him sick and twisted. Allegedly, I was created in his image. I have to assume that means sovereign.

I created my son, Jack, along with his mother, does that mean I get to do with him as I please? What if I created a clone? If I sodomized my Golden Retriever, Fruit Loop and then tortured her to death, would you argue that I am not twisted?

While Hell is a place (condition?) of torment, it is not a place of torture.  God, in fact, gives the unredeemed man exactly what he asks for--the removal of His presence.

God doesn't "torture" a man to death.  Man is spiritually dead from the point of conception.  God allows a person to choose to remain spiritually dead, culminating in eternal death, or He offers the person a chance to be spiritually made alive, through faith in Christ Jesus.

Which reminds me, I didn't answer your original post.  I would venture that "calling on the name of Jesus" is a way of saying calling on Jesus Himself.  Whatever name you call Him, if it is a sincere effort on your part to establish a relationship with Him, then He will respond.
Title: Re: Mark's Yeshua Problem
Post by: Riddler on April 02, 2010, 09:01:47 AM
hell is having to eternally watch reruns of ''what's happening'' while ellen degeneres fucks you up the ass w/ a strapon & all there is on the radio is herman's hermits songs,
nothing in the fridge but leftover fin n' haddie (salted/smoked fish....cooked in milk...the way me mum used to sicken us wif)
Title: Re: Mark's Yeshua Problem
Post by: mikehz on April 03, 2010, 11:35:03 AM
I've heard the Bible pronounced "Bob-al," and "Bia-A-bal." I've heard Jesus pronounced as "JEE-e-Sis." I have no idea which is correct.

My rule of thumb is, the more silly the pronunciation the more nonsensical the religion.
Title: Re: Mark's Yeshua Problem
Post by: FTL_Mark on April 04, 2010, 09:23:31 AM
What of my argument that all creation is the inherent property of the Creator, to dispose of as He sees fit?

That is what makes him sick and twisted. Allegedly, I was created in his image. I have to assume that means sovereign.

I created my son, Jack, along with his mother, does that mean I get to do with him as I please? What if I created a clone? If I sodomized my Golden Retriever, Fruit Loop and then tortured her to death, would you argue that I am not twisted?

While Hell is a place (condition?) of torment, it is not a place of torture.  God, in fact, gives the unredeemed man exactly what he asks for--the removal of His presence.

God doesn't "torture" a man to death.  Man is spiritually dead from the point of conception.  God allows a person to choose to remain spiritually dead, culminating in eternal death, or He offers the person a chance to be spiritually made alive, through faith in Christ Jesus.

Which reminds me, I didn't answer your original post.  I would venture that "calling on the name of Jesus" is a way of saying calling on Jesus Himself.  Whatever name you call Him, if it is a sincere effort on your part to establish a relationship with Him, then He will respond.

I don't feel like you addressed my questions, but if your religion makes you happy, far be it from me.

Sure, Santa Claus has lots of names world over. The kiddies still get their presents if they call him Santa or St. Nick. That was never my issue. My issue is, how can a fair, just god toss me in hell for ever if I an confused by the name change problem in the Bible? It is NOT: do you think me being confused by the Jesus name change issue is a legitimate reason for not believing in the Bible. Which appears to be the question that people most want to answer.

I believe that the Bible is a poor book to base a religion around for many reasons. This is a system that I have for pointing out the Christian's philosophy of Believe or Burn is faulty. 
Title: Re: Mark's Yeshua Problem
Post by: Riddler on April 04, 2010, 10:25:18 AM
god's going to throw you into hell for calling yourself ''mark edge''
Title: Re: Mark's Yeshua Problem
Post by: Rillion on April 04, 2010, 10:32:11 AM
My issue is, how can a fair, just god toss me in hell for ever if I an confused by the name change problem in the Bible?

Are there really people who believe God would do that?

Oh, who am I kidding....there are people who think God will toss you into hell for wearing the wrong color of socks.  

Happy Easter!  :)
Title: Re: Mark's Yeshua Problem
Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on April 04, 2010, 01:41:45 PM
What of my argument that all creation is the inherent property of the Creator, to dispose of as He sees fit?

That is what makes him sick and twisted. Allegedly, I was created in his image. I have to assume that means sovereign.

I created my son, Jack, along with his mother, does that mean I get to do with him as I please? What if I created a clone? If I sodomized my Golden Retriever, Fruit Loop and then tortured her to death, would you argue that I am not twisted?

While Hell is a place (condition?) of torment, it is not a place of torture.  God, in fact, gives the unredeemed man exactly what he asks for--the removal of His presence.

God doesn't "torture" a man to death.  Man is spiritually dead from the point of conception.  God allows a person to choose to remain spiritually dead, culminating in eternal death, or He offers the person a chance to be spiritually made alive, through faith in Christ Jesus.

Which reminds me, I didn't answer your original post.  I would venture that "calling on the name of Jesus" is a way of saying calling on Jesus Himself.  Whatever name you call Him, if it is a sincere effort on your part to establish a relationship with Him, then He will respond.

I don't feel like you addressed my questions, but if your religion makes you happy, far be it from me.

Sure, Santa Claus has lots of names world over. The kiddies still get their presents if they call him Santa or St. Nick. That was never my issue. My issue is, how can a fair, just god toss me in hell for ever if I an confused by the name change problem in the Bible? It is NOT: do you think me being confused by the Jesus name change issue is a legitimate reason for not believing in the Bible. Which appears to be the question that people most want to answer.

I believe that the Bible is a poor book to base a religion around for many reasons. This is a system that I have for pointing out the Christian's philosophy of Believe or Burn is faulty. 
The Bible isn't fair.  And the New Testament "Believe or Burn" is unreasonable.  I like the Old Testament.  No burning in hell for anybody, just God smites you if you're a piece of shit (i.e. Pharaoh, we are celebrating Passover right now anyways).