Oh, I am not offended and you aren't so bad yourself. Honestly, the website and bottle are meant to be amusing. I made them to amuse me. If they give you a chuckle, then you get the joke. It is all clowning around. More importantly, I hope they help you with those last few pounds.
I am just so vain that I want it known that is a largely untouched pic. I can't say that it was completely untouched-up, I don't know for certain, but the belly and arms are mine. Black is slimming after all
. I sucked my gut WAY in for that shoot and my biceps are an artifact from too many years on the prison weight pile.