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Free Talk Live => General => Topic started by: Soundwave on October 10, 2005, 09:50:40 PM
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Hmmm... It seems many of the ladies in the shrine just LOVE Manwich! I am just curious... why does Manwich drive the girls wild?!
:lol:
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Because women love his tomato paste based goodness on a bun.
(http://imghost.eatshirt.com/puke/FTL-FireManwichFlames.jpg)
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You're quite the Photoshop whore.
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I think it might be his Wo-Manwich side.
Fuck if I know.
It's just funny.
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You're quite the Photoshop whore.
I wish I got payed.
I'm just a slut at this point.
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Manwich pwnz j00 all!11!!!!111!!
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YOU GET BACK IN YOUR CAN, MANWICH!
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Personally, I love Ian. Hell, I like *Torgo* better.
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I loves the ladies! :lol:
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And the ladies love...
Manwich. :?
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:lol:
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I like all the hosts and co-hosts, but my favorites are Ian, Manwich, and Jason.
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And the ladies love...
Manwich. :?
I know of at least one lady on this BBS that loves Lindsey.
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That would be me.
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When is the orgy scheduled for?
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Whenever you're free with the video camera? :P
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Goodie.
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You'd have to give that video away for free cause selling it wouldn't work!! :lol:
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You'd have to give that video away for free cause selling it wouldn't work!! :lol:
Are you ever nice? And that wasn't really funny...especially because it's true.
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Are you kidding? She'd be a millionare in a year.
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I'd pay $19.95 for that dvd...
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$19.95? Shit, this is a $49.95'er, man.
Not that she'd want to ruin her possible career choice.
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I dunno, what all do I get to see?
I'm ashamed and lonely...
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Sorry I jumped to conclusions. Didn't know so many people were into animal porn..
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Woof.
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Sorry I jumped to conclusions. Didn't know so many people were into animal porn..
There you go...that one was a pretty good burn. :lol:
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I dunno, what all do I get to see?
I'm ashamed and lonely...
:lol:
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Apparently not all wymyn agree..
http://feministing.org/?p=80
Manwich? More like the Oppressorwich!
To the untrained gaze, this may seem to be a savory sloppy-joe. But to the finely-tuned paranoid gaze of a feminist it symbolizes none other than the subjugation and maltreatment of wymmin.
To wit:
Is it possible to BE any more offensive than this??
As seen above, Oppressorwiches are rife with the imagery of violently butchering defenseless animals, cowboy machismo and forcing womyn into the kitchen. The Oppressorwich suggests that us wimyn are but THINGS to be thrown onto bread, onto plates, into microwaves and CONSUMED at some males whim! We are to sit on shelves until PURCHASED, to have men drooling and slavering-over us!
The sandwich itself even LOOKS like a phallus. Dont you see it? Of course you do!
Making an Oppressorwich requires not such innocuous-sounding ingredients as tomato paste, sauteed onions, ground beef or shredded turkey as a possible low-cholesterol substitute. No. The main ingredients are RAPE, RAPE and MORE RAPE with a dash of SEXUAL HARASSMENT!
Systyrs, there is only one possible solution. I, Amynda the Ass-Kicking Feminist Diva, hereby decree that you must all march to your nearest food store, swarm through the canned-good isle and rip the offending products from the shelves.
You must fling the Oppressorwich containers to the floor and shout No longer will these wicked, mind-warping progenies of the Patriarchy continue to befoul the places where womyn and children gather! We shall see to it that males, a truly lesser breed to whom we are equal, shall no longer menace us frail and easily-victimized yet comparably tough and powerful womyn with their sinister canned-good contrivances!
The above must be chanted several times for the full effect.
I, for one, vow to never again allow an Oppressorwich to pass through my gorgeous lips and into my gullet. Never again, systyrs! Never again!
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Sorry I jumped to conclusions. Didn't know so many people were into animal porn..
There you go...that one was a pretty good burn. :lol:
Just saw this. That was funny. Good to see that Lindsey has a sense of humor about her size.
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Apparently not all wymyn agree..
http://feministing.org/?p=80
Manwich? More like the Oppressorwich!
To the untrained gaze, this may seem to be a savory sloppy-joe. But to the finely-tuned paranoid gaze of a feminist it symbolizes none other than the subjugation and maltreatment of wymmin.
To wit:
Is it possible to BE any more offensive than this??
As seen above, Oppressorwiches are rife with the imagery of violently butchering defenseless animals, cowboy machismo and forcing womyn into the kitchen. The Oppressorwich suggests that us wimyn are but THINGS to be thrown onto bread, onto plates, into microwaves and CONSUMED at some males whim! We are to sit on shelves until PURCHASED, to have men drooling and slavering-over us!
The sandwich itself even LOOKS like a phallus. Dont you see it? Of course you do!
Making an Oppressorwich requires not such innocuous-sounding ingredients as tomato paste, sauteed onions, ground beef or shredded turkey as a possible low-cholesterol substitute. No. The main ingredients are RAPE, RAPE and MORE RAPE with a dash of SEXUAL HARASSMENT!
Systyrs, there is only one possible solution. I, Amynda the Ass-Kicking Feminist Diva, hereby decree that you must all march to your nearest food store, swarm through the canned-good isle and rip the offending products from the shelves.
You must fling the Oppressorwich containers to the floor and shout No longer will these wicked, mind-warping progenies of the Patriarchy continue to befoul the places where womyn and children gather! We shall see to it that males, a truly lesser breed to whom we are equal, shall no longer menace us frail and easily-victimized yet comparably tough and powerful womyn with their sinister canned-good contrivances!
The above must be chanted several times for the full effect.
I, for one, vow to never again allow an Oppressorwich to pass through my gorgeous lips and into my gullet. Never again, systyrs! Never again!
Are you retarded. Wymyn makes no sense. The reason they use the Y in 'womyn' is to get rid of men. Which is stupid. You're just creating problems where they aren't.
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TG that was a joke link wasn't it?
I have a link to the origins of Manwich and why it might be called Manwich.
http://www.jkcinema.com/gamesmov.asp?type=5 Click on the Urban Legends Origins.
Not recommended for dial up connections.
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TG that was a joke link wasn't it?
I have a link to the origins of Manwich and why it might be called Manwich.
http://www.jkcinema.com/gamesmov.asp?type=5 Click on the Urban Legends Origins.
Not recommended for dial up connections.
Feministing.org is a satire site Feministing.com is the real feminist site...
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TG that was a joke link wasn't it?
I have a link to the origins of Manwich and why it might be called Manwich.
http://www.jkcinema.com/gamesmov.asp?type=5 Click on the Urban Legends Origins.
Not recommended for dial up connections.
Feministing.org is a satire site Feministing.com is the real feminist site...
Really the origins of Manwich have to do with some canniablism. Oh alright I will prephrase the story. It seems this owner of a dinner named Joe, he caught his wife in bed with his best friend. He killed them both in a fit of rage. He then ground up their bodies cooked them with a secret sauce. And fed the sandwichs to the families at his dinner as he told them that the pair had run away together. One of the relatives got messy with the sandwich and was reported to say, "this is really sloppy joe." The story was a death bed confession of the dinner owner. When Hunts started producing the sauce the story was known so they decided to call their sauce Manwich, short for human sandwich sauce. Ok, it might be a myth but you will have to decide for yourself if you view the link.
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... yeah. It couldn't possibly have anything to do with marketing the idea of it being a sandwich for real men, manly men, macho macho men -- that would just be downright rational. ;)
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This puts a new perspective on that Adam Sandler "lunch lady land" skit.
:D "Sloppy joe,slop,sloppy joe" :D