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Lindsey

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Re: Manwich?
« Reply #15 on: November 12, 2005, 10:16:48 AM »

Whenever you're free with the video camera?   :P
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« Reply #16 on: November 12, 2005, 02:50:42 PM »

Goodie.
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« Reply #17 on: December 16, 2005, 06:46:09 AM »

You'd have to give that video away for free cause selling it wouldn't work!! :lol:
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« Reply #18 on: December 16, 2005, 02:48:44 PM »

You'd have to give that video away for free cause selling it wouldn't work!! :lol:

Are you ever nice?  And that wasn't really funny...especially because it's true.
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Re: Manwich?
« Reply #19 on: December 16, 2005, 09:05:46 PM »

Are you kidding? She'd be a millionare in a year.
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« Reply #20 on: December 16, 2005, 09:33:31 PM »

I'd pay $19.95 for that dvd...
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bonerjoe

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« Reply #21 on: December 16, 2005, 09:51:41 PM »

$19.95? Shit, this is a $49.95'er, man.

Not that she'd want to ruin her possible career choice.
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« Reply #22 on: December 16, 2005, 09:54:44 PM »

I dunno, what all do I get to see? 

I'm ashamed and lonely...
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Re: Manwich?
« Reply #23 on: December 16, 2005, 10:36:23 PM »

Sorry I jumped to conclusions. Didn't know so many people were into animal porn..
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« Reply #24 on: December 16, 2005, 11:30:40 PM »

Woof.
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« Reply #25 on: December 17, 2005, 06:44:04 PM »

Sorry I jumped to conclusions. Didn't know so many people were into animal porn..

There you go...that one was a pretty good burn.   :lol:
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Re: Manwich?
« Reply #26 on: December 20, 2005, 01:49:16 PM »

I dunno, what all do I get to see? 

I'm ashamed and lonely...

 :lol:
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Re: Manwich?
« Reply #27 on: December 25, 2005, 09:42:16 PM »

Apparently not all wymyn agree..
http://feministing.org/?p=80
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Manwich? More like the Oppressorwich!

To the untrained gaze, this may seem to be a savory sloppy-joe. But to the finely-tuned paranoid gaze of a feminist it symbolizes none other than the subjugation and maltreatment of wymmin.

To wit:

Is it possible to BE any more offensive than this??

As seen above, Oppressorwiches are rife with the imagery of violently butchering defenseless animals, cowboy machismo and forcing womyn into the kitchen. The Oppressorwich suggests that us wimyn are but THINGS to be thrown onto bread, onto plates, into microwaves and CONSUMED at some male’s whim! We are to sit on shelves until PURCHASED, to have men drooling and slavering-over us!

The sandwich itself even LOOKS like a phallus. Don’t you see it? Of course you do!

Making an Oppressorwich requires not such innocuous-sounding ingredients as “tomato paste”, “sauteed onions”, “ground beef” or “shredded turkey” as a possible low-cholesterol substitute. No. The main ingredients are RAPE, RAPE and MORE RAPE with a dash of SEXUAL HARASSMENT!

Systyrs, there is only one possible solution. I, Amynda the Ass-Kicking Feminist Diva, hereby decree that you must all march to your nearest food store, swarm through the canned-good isle and rip the offending products from the shelves.

You must fling the Oppressorwich containers to the floor and shout “No longer will these wicked, mind-warping progenies of the Patriarchy continue to befoul the places where womyn and children gather! We shall see to it that males, a truly lesser breed to whom we are equal, shall no longer menace us frail and easily-victimized yet comparably tough and powerful womyn with their sinister canned-good contrivances!”

The above must be chanted several times for the full effect.

I, for one, vow to never again allow an Oppressorwich to pass through my gorgeous lips and into my gullet. Never again, systyrs! Never again!
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Re: Manwich?
« Reply #28 on: December 25, 2005, 11:56:46 PM »

Sorry I jumped to conclusions. Didn't know so many people were into animal porn..

There you go...that one was a pretty good burn.   :lol:

Just saw this.  That was funny.  Good to see that Lindsey has a sense of humor about her size.
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Re: Manwich?
« Reply #29 on: December 26, 2005, 12:35:48 AM »

Apparently not all wymyn agree..
http://feministing.org/?p=80
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Manwich? More like the Oppressorwich!

To the untrained gaze, this may seem to be a savory sloppy-joe. But to the finely-tuned paranoid gaze of a feminist it symbolizes none other than the subjugation and maltreatment of wymmin.

To wit:

Is it possible to BE any more offensive than this??

As seen above, Oppressorwiches are rife with the imagery of violently butchering defenseless animals, cowboy machismo and forcing womyn into the kitchen. The Oppressorwich suggests that us wimyn are but THINGS to be thrown onto bread, onto plates, into microwaves and CONSUMED at some male’s whim! We are to sit on shelves until PURCHASED, to have men drooling and slavering-over us!

The sandwich itself even LOOKS like a phallus. Don’t you see it? Of course you do!

Making an Oppressorwich requires not such innocuous-sounding ingredients as “tomato paste”, “sauteed onions”, “ground beef” or “shredded turkey” as a possible low-cholesterol substitute. No. The main ingredients are RAPE, RAPE and MORE RAPE with a dash of SEXUAL HARASSMENT!

Systyrs, there is only one possible solution. I, Amynda the Ass-Kicking Feminist Diva, hereby decree that you must all march to your nearest food store, swarm through the canned-good isle and rip the offending products from the shelves.

You must fling the Oppressorwich containers to the floor and shout “No longer will these wicked, mind-warping progenies of the Patriarchy continue to befoul the places where womyn and children gather! We shall see to it that males, a truly lesser breed to whom we are equal, shall no longer menace us frail and easily-victimized yet comparably tough and powerful womyn with their sinister canned-good contrivances!”

The above must be chanted several times for the full effect.

I, for one, vow to never again allow an Oppressorwich to pass through my gorgeous lips and into my gullet. Never again, systyrs! Never again!

Are you retarded.  Wymyn makes no sense.  The reason they use the Y in 'womyn' is to get rid of men.  Which is stupid.  You're just creating problems where they aren't.
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