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Free Talk Live => General => Topic started by: partyboy on December 23, 2005, 06:52:53 AM
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http://www.freewebs.com/topissues
DJ BLAZE aka PARTYBOY
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http://www.freewebs.com/topissues
DJ BLAZE aka PARTYBOY
Jeff from Mass....seriously... stop spamming..
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Seriously...that's enough promotion. And caps.
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Isn't he Jeff from Colorado?
I love the freewebs address Torgo gave when he gave the torgo is jesus one. "freewebs.com/aliensarerealnoseriouslytheyareherisevidencenoreallyaliensarereal" or something to that effect.
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http://www.freewebs.com/topissues
Don't listen to these people, they can't handle the truth. Glad you posted this link.
EDIT: Just noticed your 500 other topics with this link. Thanks, but we are not blind, you fucking retard.
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http://www.freewebs.com/topissues
Don't listen to these people, they can't handle the truth. Glad you posted this link.
EDIT: Just noticed your 500 other topics with this link. Thanks, but we are not blind, you fucking retard.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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:shock: How many times is this freeweb shit posted here anyway,is this how my ignore button works?
Lets see.
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Jeff, you've been warned, and you continue to post off topic things in here. One more time, and you're done.
Ian
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In the voice of Butthead:
"Our Lord, our God hath spoken. Huuuuuhehe."
(http://cristal.inria.fr/~harley/ecdl3/pics/butthead.gif)
"Your screwed, Jeffrey."
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Brokor is my hero.
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WHOA! Down, baby! Hehehe...
Cool, she wants me. Shut up Beavis I know what you're gonna say...
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"Dude...we're gonna score!"
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"hehe, ya. SCORE! SCORE!...heh....eeeeheh....um, Butthead? What are we talking about?"
(http://www.junebughunter.net/images/beavis.jpg)
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You should tap it Brokor. She lives close, and she's always complaining about a lack of dick.
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You should tap it Brokor. She lives close, and she's always complaining about a lack of dick.
Is she 18 yet? If so, I'll fly down there and help her out! Thats if brokor does not take her up on th offer first :D
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Flying to get laid? Wow, that's so not worth it.
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Complaining, no. Joking about, yes. :lol:
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You should tap it Brokor. She lives close, and she's always complaining about a lack of dick.
Is she 18 yet? If so, I'll fly down there and help her out! Thats if brokor does not take her up on th offer first :D
Yes, she is 18.
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Flying to get laid? Wow, that's so not worth it.
So your saying she a fish in the sack. Ha? just flops around and doesn't know what she is doing. If she pays for the plane ticket I'll go but I'm not spending 300 bucks on a fish!! If I wanted to have sex with a croppy I got the Mississippi right next to me here!!
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If some hot chick wanted to bone him he'd do it. Especially if she paid.
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If some hot chick wanted to bone him he'd do it. Especially if she paid.
Chicks with dicks!!! First porn I ever watched, been hooked ever since. Are you saying you have a penis??
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No...I have no penis. Sorry.
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No...I have no penis. Sorry.
I'd still hit it? Are you up for flying me down there? It will be the best two minutes of your life!!
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You can come to my place...
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You can come to my place...
Do you have a penis?
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I have duct tape.
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No...I have no penis. Sorry.
I'd still hit it? Are you up for flying me down there? It will be the best two minutes of your life!!
Uhm...how about now. I don't think it's clear that I'm not like...wanting to have any kind of sex. I'm perfectly content not having any. Primarily because I just don't have time for such silliness. And because I just haven't met anyone decent that I feel like showing my cank to.
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Primarily because I just don't have time for such silliness. And because I just haven't met anyone decent that I feel like showing my cank to.
You don't have an extra 2-5 mins?
And just make sure the lights are out if you don't want anyone to see your "cank".
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Fussy, fussy, fussy.
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You should tap it Brokor. She lives close, and she's always complaining about a lack of dick.
Kidding? I just turned down 4 this week. I am afraid that my schedule is jam packed for quite some time.
TWINS. I had to turn down TWINS.
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Why? They didn't like wearing BDU's, a gas mask, and the dirty drill instructor talk?
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Nah, they were from Boston and had the cutest voices...like how Fran Drescher talks. It's really fucking hot for a while.
and then it gets on your nerves like a sombitch. But, hell those two are adorable. I have commitments. This week.
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You should tap it Brokor. She lives close, and she's always complaining about a lack of dick.
Kidding? I just turned down 4 this week. I am afraid that my schedule is jam packed for quite some time.
TWINS. I had to turn down TWINS.
That sucks dude. I'd have booted two others and took the twins.
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And while I'm thinking about it, this is going to end right here. Maybe I just don't want to have sex. Maybe I don't feel like it. Is that okay with everybody? Because given the chance to sleep with anybody right now, I'd probably turn every single one of them down. I'm focused on other things in life right now, and sex is just not important.
And 2-5 minutes? Wow. I don't know that sex in that small an amount of time wouldn't hurt and be totally unsatisfying.
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Good job, Lindsey. ;)
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She's so smooth. :D
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Yeah, that's why I get all that action. :P
See...joke...haha...slightly amusing. Yay. The end.
Why am I not funny? :(
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Why am I not funny? :(
Are you Jewish? Because everybody knows, due to Billy Kristol...that only Jews are funny.
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And 2-5 minutes? Wow. I don't know that sex in that small an amount of time wouldn't hurt and be totally unsatisfying.
It will get you pregnant, and that is the whole point of sex. You could always say you don't like kids, and use that as your excuse. There are plenty of valid reasons not to have sex. But not having the time isn't one. Unless you mean you don't have time for a kid.
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Everyone has time for children.
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But I DON'T like children. Never have, never will. They're disgusting little monsters.
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But I DON'T like children. Never have, never will. They're disgusting little monsters.
You win. That is the best reason for you not to have sex.
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Someone needs counseling.
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And while I'm thinking about it, this is going to end right here. Maybe I just don't want to have sex. Maybe I don't feel like it. Is that okay with everybody? Because given the chance to sleep with anybody right now, I'd probably turn every single one of them down. I'm focused on other things in life right now, and sex is just not important.
And 2-5 minutes? Wow. I don't know that sex in that small an amount of time wouldn't hurt and be totally unsatisfying.
Maybe once you have it for the first time your opinion will change!!!
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No...I have no penis. Sorry.
I'd still hit it? Are you up for flying me down there? It will be the best two minutes of your life!!
Uhm...how about now. I don't think it's clear that I'm not like...wanting to have any kind of sex. I'm perfectly content not having any. Primarily because I just don't have time for such silliness. And because I just haven't met anyone decent that I feel like showing my cank to.
Haha you called it a cank!!
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I've had PLENTY of sex before.
And yes...I've been calling it a cank for a while now. Ask Torgo & Johnson.
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I've had PLENTY of sex before.
And yes...I've been calling it a cank for a while now. Ask Torgo & Johnson.
So your saying Torgo and Johnson have seen your cank?
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No. I'm saying the word cank came from their show.
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Lock it up and throw away the key.
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You should tap it Brokor. She lives close, and she's always complaining about a lack of dick.
Kidding? I just turned down 4 this week. I am afraid that my schedule is jam packed for quite some time.
TWINS. I had to turn down TWINS.
Turned down twins? I ain't so sure you ain't some sorta ho-mo-sex-u-al. Stop ruinin' this fine country.
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DJ BLAZE aka PARTYBOY
Given the reaction you got from some, I'm not sure I can post this.. but I thought you might appreciate it. The song is better than the podcast. "The Rude Guy" Podcast (http://www.therudeguy.com/). He has a sub-forum at my place (see avatar or WWW link) to take comments...
This is also a weird provacative filmclip. Totally different than Rude Guy. http://mensnewsdaily.com/blog/mndv/2006/01/how-women-treat-men.html