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Re: LET ME GIVE YOU GIRLS SOMETHING TO SMILE ABOUT-THE TRUTH
« Reply #30 on: January 11, 2006, 12:53:40 PM »

Why? They didn't like wearing BDU's, a gas mask, and the dirty drill instructor talk?
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Re: LET ME GIVE YOU GIRLS SOMETHING TO SMILE ABOUT-THE TRUTH
« Reply #31 on: January 11, 2006, 12:56:55 PM »

Nah, they were from Boston and had the cutest voices...like how Fran Drescher talks.  It's really fucking hot for a while.



and then it gets on your nerves like a sombitch.  But, hell those two are adorable.  I have commitments.  This week.

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Re: LET ME GIVE YOU GIRLS SOMETHING TO SMILE ABOUT-THE TRUTH
« Reply #32 on: January 11, 2006, 01:50:46 PM »

You should tap it Brokor.  She lives close, and she's always complaining about a lack of dick.
Kidding?  I just turned down 4 this week.  I am afraid that my schedule is jam packed for quite some time.

TWINS.  I had to turn down TWINS.

That sucks dude.  I'd have booted two others and took the twins.
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« Reply #33 on: January 11, 2006, 01:53:44 PM »

And while I'm thinking about it, this is going to end right here.  Maybe I just don't want to have sex.  Maybe I don't feel like it.  Is that okay with everybody?  Because given the chance to sleep with anybody right now, I'd probably turn every single one of them down.  I'm focused on other things in life right now, and sex is just not important.

And 2-5 minutes?  Wow.  I don't know that sex in that small an amount of time wouldn't hurt and be totally unsatisfying.
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Re: LET ME GIVE YOU GIRLS SOMETHING TO SMILE ABOUT-THE TRUTH
« Reply #34 on: January 11, 2006, 02:06:58 PM »

Good job, Lindsey. ;)

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Re: LET ME GIVE YOU GIRLS SOMETHING TO SMILE ABOUT-THE TRUTH
« Reply #35 on: January 11, 2006, 11:32:17 PM »

She's so smooth. :D
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Re: LET ME GIVE YOU GIRLS SOMETHING TO SMILE ABOUT-THE TRUTH
« Reply #36 on: January 12, 2006, 12:32:56 AM »

Yeah, that's why I get all that action.   :P

See...joke...haha...slightly amusing.  Yay.  The end.


Why am I not funny?   :(
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Re: LET ME GIVE YOU GIRLS SOMETHING TO SMILE ABOUT-THE TRUTH
« Reply #37 on: January 12, 2006, 08:35:05 AM »

Why am I not funny?   :(
Are you Jewish?  Because everybody knows, due to Billy Kristol...that only Jews are funny.

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Re: LET ME GIVE YOU GIRLS SOMETHING TO SMILE ABOUT-THE TRUTH
« Reply #38 on: January 12, 2006, 10:03:14 AM »

And 2-5 minutes?  Wow.  I don't know that sex in that small an amount of time wouldn't hurt and be totally unsatisfying.
It will get you pregnant, and that is the whole point of sex.  You could always say you don't like kids, and use that as your excuse. There are plenty of valid reasons not to have sex. But not having the time isn't one. Unless you mean you don't have time for a kid.
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Re: LET ME GIVE YOU GIRLS SOMETHING TO SMILE ABOUT-THE TRUTH
« Reply #39 on: January 12, 2006, 12:02:29 PM »

Everyone has time for children.
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Re: LET ME GIVE YOU GIRLS SOMETHING TO SMILE ABOUT-THE TRUTH
« Reply #40 on: January 12, 2006, 12:17:03 PM »

But I DON'T like children.  Never have, never will.  They're disgusting little monsters.
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« Reply #41 on: January 12, 2006, 12:23:43 PM »

But I DON'T like children.  Never have, never will.  They're disgusting little monsters.
You win. That is the best reason for you not to have sex.
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Re: LET ME GIVE YOU GIRLS SOMETHING TO SMILE ABOUT-THE TRUTH
« Reply #42 on: January 12, 2006, 12:34:00 PM »

Someone needs counseling.
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Re: LET ME GIVE YOU GIRLS SOMETHING TO SMILE ABOUT-THE TRUTH
« Reply #43 on: January 12, 2006, 12:43:25 PM »

And while I'm thinking about it, this is going to end right here.  Maybe I just don't want to have sex.  Maybe I don't feel like it.  Is that okay with everybody?  Because given the chance to sleep with anybody right now, I'd probably turn every single one of them down.  I'm focused on other things in life right now, and sex is just not important.

And 2-5 minutes?  Wow.  I don't know that sex in that small an amount of time wouldn't hurt and be totally unsatisfying.

Maybe once you have it for the first time your opinion will change!!!
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Re: LET ME GIVE YOU GIRLS SOMETHING TO SMILE ABOUT-THE TRUTH
« Reply #44 on: January 12, 2006, 12:44:04 PM »

No...I have no penis.  Sorry.

I'd still hit it? Are you up for flying me down there? It will be the best two minutes of your life!!

Uhm...how about now.  I don't think it's clear that I'm not like...wanting to have any kind of sex.  I'm perfectly content not having any.  Primarily because I just don't have time for such silliness.  And because I just haven't met anyone decent that I feel like showing my cank to.

Haha you called it a cank!!
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