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Joseph "BonerJoe" Boner
« on: November 08, 2010, 08:55:31 PM »
BonerJoe is just one of those people... He is a man who needs to be done away with from these forums. He is a man who posses as many thing that are a danger to the world as it exists today. He is an unstable individual in possession of large amounts of firearms and lard. He has also been known to embark on endeavors to acquire copious amounts of uranium.

Bonerjoe is one sick individual. He makes his living off of a company he founded, Petmeats (http://wiki.freetalklive.com/index.php?title=PetMeats), which is in the business of selling cute little animals at discount prices. Some have speculated that he works in tandem with the Asians to get shipments of animals such as prime dog and the beloved porcupines.

We mustn't forget we need to have a certain level of empathy towards our enemy. BonerJoe has a terrible affliction which has crippled his social life. He has small dick disorder. Because of this terrible disorder BonerJoe is forced to compensate for his lack of height (5.5 in from top) with acts of personal attack and hatred.

If there is one man who stands above the others when it comes to threatening the world as we know it, it's Joseph "BonerJoe" Boner. I hope you will join me in my quest to rid these forums of the man posing as a respectable moderator.

Good day. I said GOOD DAY!
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Re: Joseph "BonerJoe" Boner
« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2010, 09:13:46 PM »
The fuck?
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Re: Joseph "BonerJoe" Boner
« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2010, 09:16:57 PM »
Yeah that's what I said. He's such a fuck.
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Re: Joseph "BonerJoe" Boner
« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2010, 01:26:03 AM »
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Re: Joseph "BonerJoe" Boner
« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2010, 01:43:08 AM »
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Re: Joseph "BonerJoe" Boner
« Reply #5 on: November 09, 2010, 01:47:30 AM »
Nevermind I take it back, none of the above. Its a new guy, still in high school.

Just a regular FTL/Ron Paul/Alex Jones/AnarchyInYourHead kinda bbs guy. Good effort though, the results are impressive trolling (if an obvioustroll). Next time hide your email.
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Re: Joseph "BonerJoe" Boner
« Reply #6 on: November 09, 2010, 01:58:24 AM »
Uf bonerjoe wasn;r the awesomestest mboner in theuniverse tyhen I wouldn' t be here, so, like, yaay boner joe!
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Re: Joseph "BonerJoe" Boner
« Reply #7 on: November 09, 2010, 08:32:42 AM »
Quote from: anarchir on November 09, 2010, 01:47:30 AM
Just a regular FTL/Ron Paul/Alex Jones/AnarchyInYourHead kinda bbs guy.

That's regular?  Seems like strange bedfellows to me.
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Re: Joseph "BonerJoe" Boner
« Reply #8 on: November 09, 2010, 01:51:26 PM »
wat
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Re: Joseph "BonerJoe" Boner
« Reply #9 on: November 09, 2010, 07:57:40 PM »
Quote from: anarchir on November 09, 2010, 01:47:30 AM
Nevermind I take it back, none of the above. Its a new guy, still in high school.

Just a regular FTL/Ron Paul/Alex Jones/AnarchyInYourHead kinda bbs guy. Good effort though, the results are impressive trolling (if an obvioustroll). Next time hide your email.

Most of this is wrong. I don't like Ron Paul and Alex Jones and I barely like FTL (only the Sunday show). Also, I'm no longer in high school.
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Re: Joseph "BonerJoe" Boner
« Reply #10 on: November 09, 2010, 08:29:02 PM »
Quote from: T0M on November 09, 2010, 07:57:40 PM
Quote from: anarchir on November 09, 2010, 01:47:30 AM
Nevermind I take it back, none of the above. Its a new guy, still in high school.

Just a regular FTL/Ron Paul/Alex Jones/AnarchyInYourHead kinda bbs guy. Good effort though, the results are impressive trolling (if an obvioustroll). Next time hide your email.

Most of this is wrong. I don't like Ron Paul and Alex Jones and I barely like FTL (only the Sunday show). Also, I'm no longer in high school.


Dude I googled your email address. That is info I gained from all the search. You said you lived with your dad as of last year so I figured that I had reasonable odds.
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Re: Joseph "BonerJoe" Boner
« Reply #11 on: November 09, 2010, 09:55:58 PM »
I am high school age...  8)
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Re: Joseph "BonerJoe" Boner
« Reply #12 on: November 10, 2010, 10:14:42 AM »
Quote from: T0M on November 09, 2010, 07:57:40 PM
I barely like FTL (only the Sunday show). Also, I'm no longer in high school.

Aw, come on.  Fridays are pretty good.
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Re: Joseph "BonerJoe" Boner
« Reply #13 on: November 10, 2010, 06:42:12 PM »
Quote from: Dalebert on November 10, 2010, 10:14:42 AM
Quote from: T0M on November 09, 2010, 07:57:40 PM
I barely like FTL (only the Sunday show). Also, I'm no longer in high school.

Aw, come on.  Fridays are pretty good.

Well Fridays are better because there is a guy named Dale on. Do you know him?
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Re: Joseph "BonerJoe" Boner
« Reply #14 on: November 10, 2010, 09:14:59 PM »
Quote from: T0M on November 10, 2010, 06:42:12 PM
Well Fridays are better because there is a guy named Dale on. Do you know him?

In the Biblical sense.
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