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Bill Brasky

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #15 on: January 25, 2009, 10:35:43 AM »


How is a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit it, the more english you get.



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JWI

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« Reply #16 on: January 25, 2009, 10:38:23 AM »


How is a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit it, the more english you get.





 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

thanks for that!
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Riddler

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #17 on: January 25, 2009, 11:23:30 AM »

Approx. 1 million attended obama's innauguration(sp?)
most of them black.
but, only 3 black people missed work that day

ba-doom-tsss
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jermaine justice

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« Reply #18 on: January 25, 2009, 11:36:41 AM »

awful jokes, but maybe this will come in handy for future knee-slappers http://www.instantrimshot.com
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Riddler

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« Reply #19 on: January 25, 2009, 12:04:10 PM »

how many irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

4

1 to hold the bulb & 3 to drink till the room spins
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Riddler

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« Reply #20 on: January 25, 2009, 12:07:03 PM »

how many male chauvinists does it take to change a lightbulb?

none. let the bitch vacuum in the dark.
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« Reply #21 on: January 25, 2009, 12:10:27 PM »

how many irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

4

1 to hold the bulb & 3 to drink till the room spins

Oh god my ribs  :lol: :lol:
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Riddler

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #22 on: January 25, 2009, 05:15:34 PM »

what do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?



nuthin.
she already been told twice.
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CaL DaVe

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« Reply #23 on: January 26, 2009, 12:57:06 PM »

what do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?



nuthin.
she already been told twice.
:lol:

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« Reply #24 on: January 26, 2009, 01:30:12 PM »

what do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?



nuthin.
she already been told twice.

Lyndon Johnson wants his joke back. 
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Riddler

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« Reply #25 on: January 26, 2009, 05:58:04 PM »

what do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?



nuthin.
she already been told twice.

Lyndon Johnson wants his joke back. 

i don't see any rib-spitters from you..........
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CaL DaVe

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« Reply #26 on: January 26, 2009, 07:34:22 PM »

What did the white guy see when looking at his family tree?


A straight line.
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« Reply #27 on: January 26, 2009, 07:35:05 PM »

what do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?



nuthin.
she already been told twice.

Lyndon Johnson wants his joke back. 

i don't see any rib-spitters from you..........

Well, that makes us even.   :)
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Riddler

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« Reply #28 on: January 26, 2009, 08:03:26 PM »

what did rose kennedy say when jackie died?


"was teddy driving?"
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« Reply #29 on: January 27, 2009, 01:18:30 PM »

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