"Two coffees, please..."
Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barrack
Obama meets a man with a beard. 'Are you Mohammed?' he asks.
'No my son, I am St. Peter; Mohammed is higher
up.' Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.
Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than
St. Peter, Obama climbs the
ladder in great strides, climbs up through the
clouds and comes into a room
where he meets another bearded man. He asks
again, 'Are you Mohammed?'
'Why no he answers, I am Moses; Mohammed is
higher still.'
Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he
climbs the ladder yet again, he
discovers a larger room where he meets an
angelic looking man with a beard.
Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you
Mohammed?' 'No, I am Jesus, the
Christ...you will find Mohammed higher up. '
Mohammed higher than Jesus! Man, oh man! Obama
can hardly contain his
delight and climbs and climbs ever higher.
Once again, he reaches an even
larger room where he meets this truly
magnificent looking man with a silver
white beard and once again repeats his
question:
"Are you Mohammed?" he gasps as he is by now,
totally out of breath from all
his climbing. 'No, my son..... I am Almighty
God, the Alpha and the Omega,
but you look exhausted. Would you like a cup
of coffee?"
Obama says, "Yes please"! As God looks behind
him, he claps his hands and
yells out: "Hey Mohammed-two coffees!""
Keep your trust in God...your president is an
idiot.........