"So my girlfriend is walking the dog and finds a camera sitting near a fence at the local public tennis courts. Not just a camera but a Canon 1d -- which eight years ago was like a killer camera. Built like a tank but only something like four megapixels. No lens.
It won't power up -- battery dead -- but I do find a 1gb CF card. Of course, we download the pictures and, you know how you sometimes think, wouldn't it be cool to find a camera and the CF card is full of pictures of porn movies being filmed, naked skateboarders, cars in swimming pools, and guys on penis-cycles jumping into ten-foot-tall vaginas?
Well there you go. We later figured out that this is apparently all related to Jackass the tv show and some pseudolebrity named Bam Margera. I don't think it's his camera, but there are a lot of pictures of him. I don't have cable so I had no idea."
http://mrbiggs.com/found1d/index.html