I just got two drunken phone calls from my friend Amanda.
#1:
Amanda: What are you doing, bitch? Are you asleep?
Lindsey: No, I'm trying to wash my face. Are you drunk?
Amanda: Oh, okay. I'll let you go then. I'm like way fucked up right now. I'll call you tomorrow while I'm at work.
Lindsey: Okay, bye.
#2:
Amanda: HEEEEEEEEEEEY BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH (It's a Mario thing)
Lindsey: Uhh, hi.
Amanda: I'm making fucking enchiladas!
Lindsey: Don't burn the house down
Amanda: I don't know dawg, I might. I'm fucking fucked up.
Lindsey: Perhaps you shouldn't be on the phone while trying to make the enchiladas, then.
Amanda: MAN, I'M MAKING FUCKING ENCHILADAS FOR LIKE FUCKING 20 PEOPLE, DAWG. I'M FUCKED UP.
Lindsey: Yeah, you mentioned that
Amanda: OKAY THEN. Juan might call you later because he might not think I'm talking to you, but I really am. I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOU LINDSEEEEEEEEEEEEEY. BYE BYE.
Lindsey: *Click*