J.C. Keyser's House of Booze

[Bill Brasky]

Thomas Harris?

Try harder, homo erectus.

The fuck does Silence of the Lambs have to do with this? 

Cheap shoes, Clarice.

Hannibal Lecter: You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition's given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you, Agent Starling? And that accent you've tried so desperately to shed: pure West Virginia. What is your father, dear? Is he a coal miner? Does he stink of the lamp? You know how quickly the boys found you... all those tedious sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars... while you could only dream of getting out... getting anywhere... getting all the way to the FBI.

Clarice Starling: You see a lot, Doctor. But are you strong enough to point that high-powered perception at yourself? What about it? Why don't you - why don't you look at yourself and write down what you see? Or maybe you're afraid to.

This is like the millionth time I've been compared to Silenebce of the lambs stuff... I sick og it...I'm not even gonna do a spell chusck on this.

Don't compare yourself to anything Swishy McSwisheyswish.

I'm just saying thats where the cheap shoes comment comes from.

[Bill Brasky]

Richard, I thought you weren't going to drink anymore because your balls got all swollen.   

Picures or it didn't...

Woah, big fella!

Lets not start a vomitorium.

[jimmed]

Richard, I thought you weren't going to drink anymore because your balls got all swollen.  

Picures or it didn't...

Woah, big fella!

Lets not start a vomitorium.

Hey, that's what the ignoar button is foar.

[Lindsey]

I'M MICROWAVING CORN, GODDAMMIT.  I CAN'T KEEP UP. 

So unbelievably, undeniably horny...

This bag won't pop in three minutes.

Nah, it's frozen corn on the cob.  I'm having it with my chicken.  I got hungry. 

[jimmed]

I'M MICROWAVING CORN, GODDAMMIT.  I CAN'T KEEP UP. 

So unbelievably, undeniably horny...

This bag won't pop in three minutes.

Nah, it's frozen corn on the cob.  I'm having it with my chicken.  I got hungry. 

He's not talking about food.

[Bill Brasky]

I guess. 

But still...  What if he shows 'em? 


Fawk. 

[Bill Brasky]

I'M MICROWAVING CORN, GODDAMMIT.  I CAN'T KEEP UP. 

So unbelievably, undeniably horny...

This bag won't pop in three minutes.

Nah, it's frozen corn on the cob.  I'm having it with my chicken.  I got hungry. 

I've never had good frozen.  Any good?

[jimmed]

But still...  What if he shows 'em?   

With the forest of pubes, you'll have plenty of time to scroll back up.

[Lindsey]

I'M MICROWAVING CORN, GODDAMMIT.  I CAN'T KEEP UP. 

So unbelievably, undeniably horny...

This bag won't pop in three minutes.

Nah, it's frozen corn on the cob.  I'm having it with my chicken.  I got hungry. 

He's not talking about food.

I know. 

I have a question.  I find that when giving head, men are always wanting to...uh...come quickly.  Is it just the ones I get?   

[jckeyser]

I guess. 

But still...  What if he shows 'em? 


Fawk. 

If you see a picture attempting to load, smash the screen. This isn't "hi-jack free" or whatever the fuck, so I can't delete it.

[jckeyser]

I'M MICROWAVING CORN, GODDAMMIT.  I CAN'T KEEP UP. 

So unbelievably, undeniably horny...

This bag won't pop in three minutes.

Nah, it's frozen corn on the cob.  I'm having it with my chicken.  I got hungry. 

He's not talking about food.

I know. 

I have a question.  I find that when giving head, men are always wanting to...uh...come quickly.  Is it just the ones I get?   

Means you probably have some skill.

[jimmed]

Is it just the ones I get?   

Yep.

[Lindsey]

I'M MICROWAVING CORN, GODDAMMIT.  I CAN'T KEEP UP. 

So unbelievably, undeniably horny...

This bag won't pop in three minutes.

Nah, it's frozen corn on the cob.  I'm having it with my chicken.  I got hungry. 

He's not talking about food.

I know. 

I have a question.  I find that when giving head, men are always wanting to...uh...come quickly.  Is it just the ones I get?   

Means you probably have some skill.

Well, I've been told I'm pretty fucking good, but I still wonder sometimes why some just don't want to slow down and let me take my time. 

[jckeyser]

I'M MICROWAVING CORN, GODDAMMIT.  I CAN'T KEEP UP. 

So unbelievably, undeniably horny...

This bag won't pop in three minutes.

Nah, it's frozen corn on the cob.  I'm having it with my chicken.  I got hungry. 

He's not talking about food.

I know. 

I have a question.  I find that when giving head, men are always wanting to...uh...come quickly.  Is it just the ones I get?   

Means you probably have some skill.

Well, I've been told I'm pretty fucking good, but I still wonder sometimes why some just don't want to slow down and let me take my time. 

I'm all for what you just said.

[Bill Brasky]

I'M MICROWAVING CORN, GODDAMMIT.  I CAN'T KEEP UP. 

So unbelievably, undeniably horny...

This bag won't pop in three minutes.

Nah, it's frozen corn on the cob.  I'm having it with my chicken.  I got hungry. 

He's not talking about food.

I know. 

I have a question.  I find that when giving head, men are always wanting to...uh...come quickly.  Is it just the ones I get?   

Yeah.

Blowjobs are supposed to be fun-n-games.  No hands, open mouth, some tongue, let the guy pop it in and out a little, suck the balls a little. 

Fuck around with it.

If you're pump-suckin like you're trying to unclog a toilet, he's gonna nut.