J.C. Keyser's House of Booze

[Keels]

I think I'm going to become a drunk.  It sounds like there are some good times to be had.   

Depends on your love of random violence and anonymous sex.

Is it bad if you're into that shit sober?

Not if its you and it involves me. Or somethin.

duh.

Well, then its not technically anonymous. So, fuck it.

what if they blur my face?

They?

idk..isnt there a company that does that shit...I see it on rap videos all the time

[jckeyser]

I think I'm going to become a drunk.  It sounds like there are some good times to be had.   

Depends on your love of random violence and anonymous sex.

Is it bad if you're into that shit sober?

Not if its you and it involves me. Or somethin.

duh.

Well, then its not technically anonymous. So, fuck it.

what if they blur my face?

They?

idk..isnt there a company that does that shit...I see it on rap videos all the time

We wont be blurring your face.

[Bill Brasky]

Thomas Harris?

Try harder, homo erectus.

[Lindsey]

Thomas Harris?

Try harder, homo erectus.

The fuck does Silence of the Lambs have to do with this? 

[Bill Brasky]

idk..isnt there a company that does that shit...I see it on rap videos all the time

You know why they blur logos and faces?

So people will seek out the vids uncensored to see who or what is blurred.

Nobody gives a fuck if its not blurred, but everyone wants to know whose under that scramble.

[jckeyser]

idk..isnt there a company that does that shit...I see it on rap videos all the time

You know why they blur logos and faces?

So people will seek out the vids uncensored to see who or what is blurred.

Nobody gives a fuck if its not blurred, but everyone wants to know whose under that scramble.

Like Japanese porn.

[jimmed]

idk..isnt there a company that does that shit...I see it on rap videos all the time

You know why they blur logos and faces?

So people will seek out the vids uncensored to see who or what is blurred.

Nobody gives a fuck if its not blurred, but everyone wants to know whose under that scramble.

Like Japanese porn.

Except with less last-minute power humping.

[Bill Brasky]

Thomas Harris?

Try harder, homo erectus.

The fuck does Silence of the Lambs have to do with this? 

Cheap shoes, Clarice.

Hannibal Lecter: You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition's given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you, Agent Starling? And that accent you've tried so desperately to shed: pure West Virginia. What is your father, dear? Is he a coal miner? Does he stink of the lamp? You know how quickly the boys found you... all those tedious sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars... while you could only dream of getting out... getting anywhere... getting all the way to the FBI.

Clarice Starling: You see a lot, Doctor. But are you strong enough to point that high-powered perception at yourself? What about it? Why don't you - why don't you look at yourself and write down what you see? Or maybe you're afraid to.

[Lindsey]

I'M MICROWAVING CORN, GODDAMMIT.  I CAN'T KEEP UP. 

So unbelievably, undeniably horny...

[jckeyser]

I'M MICROWAVING CORN, GODDAMMIT.  I CAN'T KEEP UP. 

So unbelievably, undeniably horny...

Seconded.

[Bill Brasky]

idk..isnt there a company that does that shit...I see it on rap videos all the time

You know why they blur logos and faces?

So people will seek out the vids uncensored to see who or what is blurred.

Nobody gives a fuck if its not blurred, but everyone wants to know whose under that scramble.

Like Japanese porn.

Except with less last-minute power humping.

LOL and LOL.

God, it must suck to have all those hot women around and be 3'-7''

[Bill Brasky]

I'M MICROWAVING CORN, GODDAMMIT.  I CAN'T KEEP UP. 

So unbelievably, undeniably horny...

This bag won't pop in three minutes.

[Lindsey]

Richard, I thought you weren't going to drink anymore because your balls got all swollen.   

[jckeyser]

I'M MICROWAVING CORN, GODDAMMIT.  I CAN'T KEEP UP. 

So unbelievably, undeniably horny...

This is always the right place for that, if history is an indicator.

[jimmed]

Richard, I thought you weren't going to drink anymore because your balls got all swollen.  

Picures or it didn't...