J.C. Keyser's House of Booze

[Keels]

Speaking of two dicks in one place, Bob's not lurking around tonight I guess.
He would have loved that last bit.

He's unavailable for comment right now.  Please leave a message at the ballsack. 

I vote ballsack the best word of 2008.

[Lindsey]

Bottles? 

Those are heavy.  Special occasions or when I'm out.  And when out, only for use as a potential melee' weapon. 

I aughta get my keg-fixin's apparatus out of hibernation.

Lets go camping goddammit.

I'll need fire, a liver donor, and three women who like to get naked and perform lezbionics by lantern light.  And a hammer. 

Well, no funny stuff without Lindsey and/or Keels, but I say also whiskey. And a massive dead animal to eat raw from the bone like wolves.

With whisky, I will fuck the campfire and piss on the women. 

What the hell, I havent been camping in a while.  Lets do it. 

Okay, no whiskey for you.  If the campfire is more appealing than I am, I think I'd go drown myself in the nearest puddle.   

You just don't understand what happens when I drink the Magic Potion. 

Nobody does.  I sure as hell don't. 

Well, I suppose not.  The solution here is to just fill you with vodka and take advantage of you while your defenses are down.   

[Bill Brasky]

Before this thread died, a few months ago, I almost destroyed a bar. 

[Keels]

Bottles? 

Those are heavy.  Special occasions or when I'm out.  And when out, only for use as a potential melee' weapon. 

I aughta get my keg-fixin's apparatus out of hibernation.

Lets go camping goddammit.

I'll need fire, a liver donor, and three women who like to get naked and perform lezbionics by lantern light.  And a hammer. 

Well, no funny stuff without Lindsey and/or Keels, but I say also whiskey. And a massive dead animal to eat raw from the bone like wolves.

With whisky, I will fuck the campfire and piss on the women. 

What the hell, I havent been camping in a while.  Lets do it. 

Okay, no whiskey for you.  If the campfire is more appealing than I am, I think I'd go drown myself in the nearest puddle.   

You just don't understand what happens when I drink the Magic Potion. 

Nobody does.  I sure as hell don't. 

Well, I suppose not.  The solution here is to just fill you with vodka and take advantage of you while your defenses are down.   

seconded.

[jckeyser]

Speaking of two dicks in one place, Bob's not lurking around tonight I guess.
He would have loved that last bit.

He's unavailable for comment right now.  Please leave a message at the ballsack. 

I vote ballsack the best word of 2008.

I vote you telling Lindsey you have something she can eat best POST of 2008.

[jimmed]

Before this thread died, a few months ago, I almost destroyed a bar. 

So, one Brasky walks into a bar...

[Keels]

Speaking of two dicks in one place, Bob's not lurking around tonight I guess.
He would have loved that last bit.

He's unavailable for comment right now.  Please leave a message at the ballsack. 

I vote ballsack the best word of 2008.

I vote you telling Lindsey you have something she can eat best POST of 2008.

amen.

[Bill Brasky]

You just don't understand what happens when I drink the Magic Potion. 

Nobody does.  I sure as hell don't. 

Get an HD video cam and a domain name. People would pay for that shit.

Fuck that.  Normally, I try to erase the evidence. 

[Lindsey]

Speaking of two dicks in one place, Bob's not lurking around tonight I guess.
He would have loved that last bit.

He's unavailable for comment right now.  Please leave a message at the ballsack. 

I vote ballsack the best word of 2008.

I'm kind of ashamed to say that I use it quite frequently.  Sometimes I'll just walk in on a conversation at Steph's house and tilt my head to the side and say "Ballsack?"  It usually gets a good laugh out of everyone, if nothing else.  I guess you'd just have to be there.   

[Keels]

Bottles? 

Those are heavy.  Special occasions or when I'm out.  And when out, only for use as a potential melee' weapon. 

I aughta get my keg-fixin's apparatus out of hibernation.

Lets go camping goddammit.

I'll need fire, a liver donor, and three women who like to get naked and perform lezbionics by lantern light.  And a hammer. 

Well, no funny stuff without Lindsey and/or Keels, but I say also whiskey. And a massive dead animal to eat raw from the bone like wolves.

With whisky, I will fuck the campfire and piss on the women. 

What the hell, I havent been camping in a while.  Lets do it. 

Whiskey is something else. I wouldnt remember, but no one but the animals will see the blackout.

Me, you, Brasky, Lindz...one sleeping bag.

That would be a messy bag, fo sho.

SHO NUFF, BROTHA. i CONCUR.

y u so hyphy?

"HYPHY"???

its a black thang.

[jimmed]

You just don't understand what happens when I drink the Magic Potion. 

Nobody does.  I sure as hell don't. 

Get an HD video cam and a domain name. People would pay for that shit.

Fuck that.  Normally, I try to erase the evidence. 

You can digitally edit out your nametag, nobody will know.

[jimmed]

its a black thang.

u r not niggar

[Bill Brasky]

Before this thread died, a few months ago, I almost destroyed a bar. 

So, one Brasky walks into a bar...

And seven hours later, I'm buried in a pile of bar stools, people trying to pull me to my feet, and I'm swingin' at ghosts. 

[Keels]

its a black thang.

u r not niggar

I've had black in me...does that count?

[Lindsey]

its a black thang.

u r not niggar

I've had black in me...does that count?

Somehow, I expected this.