J.C. Keyser's House of Booze

[Lindsey]

I live on chicken.  Every so often I get the craving for some sort of beef or turkey product, but otherwise, it's chicken and veggies. 

[Keels]

Joy, are you a veggie?

No. I still eat meat. (Go ahead, have fun with the jokes.)
It's just not a part of my everyday diet anymore. Since my kids aren't into heavy spices, I already fix two completely separate menus each night. Is a cinch to have the 'Adult' meal be meatless. I'm having a blast experimenting with farmers market & curry cookbooks I picked up at Costco last year. Veggies are far more exciting in other parts of the world than in typical western cuisine.

I do know I'm not going vegan. I love butter and heavy cream far too much to completely switch.

Ah, that's great. I bet your body is lovin you!!! I love veggies...I just cant seem to find any really good filling meals with all veggies.

[Bill Brasky]

Bottles? 

Those are heavy.  Special occasions or when I'm out.  And when out, only for use as a potential melee' weapon. 

I aughta get my keg-fixin's apparatus out of hibernation.

[jimmed]

I live on chicken. 

In Soviet Russia, chicken eat YOU!

[jckeyser]

Bottles? 

Those are heavy.  Special occasions or when I'm out.  And when out, only for use as a potential melee' weapon. 

I aughta get my keg-fixin's apparatus out of hibernation.

Lets go camping goddammit.

[Keels]

The beer is....  drumroll please...

Coors X-Gold! 

I am boring.

is that good?

Its Coors, you either like their products, or you don't.

meh.

I like this: Midas Touch Golden Elixir

[jimmed]

I just cant seem to find any really good filling meals with all veggies.

Eat at an Indian buffet.

[jckeyser]

The beer is....  drumroll please...

Coors X-Gold! 

I am boring.

is that good?

Its Coors, you either like their products, or you don't.

meh.

I like this: Midas Touch Golden Elixir

What in tarnation?

[Bill Brasky]

Potato soup is good. 


Jesus, that sounds tarded.

Not to a drunk like me. Besides, its infinitely more interesting right now than talking about which neocon dropout is going to back up which future dictator.

Grandma used to make it.  German.  It was a creamy concoction.  Kinda like pea soup, but potato.  Probably used a ham bone. 

[Keels]

I just cant seem to find any really good filling meals with all veggies.

Eat at an Indian buffet.

sure, I'll have the shits with a side of Gastritis? nothnx.

I actually am just being sterotypical...Its probably fine.

[Lindsey]

I just cant seem to find any really good filling meals with all veggies.

Eat at an Indian buffet.

Not if she wants to live to see the next sunrise. 

[jimmed]

sure, I'll have the shits with a side of Gastritis? nothnx.

Eat too much butter chicken, and yeah...

[jimmed]

I just cant seem to find any really good filling meals with all veggies.

Eat at an Indian buffet.

Not if she wants to live to see the next sunrise. 

WHere does your expertise on the subject at hand come from?

[Bill Brasky]

Bottles? 

Those are heavy.  Special occasions or when I'm out.  And when out, only for use as a potential melee' weapon. 

I aughta get my keg-fixin's apparatus out of hibernation.

Lets go camping goddammit.

I'll need fire, a liver donor, and three women who like to get naked and perform lezbionics by lantern light.  And a hammer. 

[jimmed]

HEY EVERYBODY!!! LOOK AT ME!!! i'M MAKING WHATS CALLED A "POST"!

You could always stick a pipe up your butt and take a picture.