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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #1725 on: October 20, 2007, 10:43:39 PM »

I'd pretty much like to get completely plastered right now. 

Done, and done.  I never had this many drinks bought for me when I was single, and my boyfriend wasn't even out tonight.

In groups, males will adhere to a communistic lifestyle, even while acting in the singular.  Our goal is to get you fucked up.  Because thats what our penises tell us to do.  Its really not our fault. 

I thought your penises told you to fuck us.  I don't need to be fucked up for that.   :lol:

In groups. 

Some people enjoy gang bangs.   :?
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #1726 on: October 21, 2007, 11:37:05 AM »

I think I'm just gonna snap this fuckin keyboard over my leg and call it a day
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« Reply #1727 on: October 28, 2007, 09:52:19 AM »

I'd pretty much like to get completely plastered right now. 

Done, and done.  I never had this many drinks bought for me when I was single, and my boyfriend wasn't even out tonight.

In groups, males will adhere to a communistic lifestyle, even while acting in the singular.  Our goal is to get you fucked up.  Because thats what our penises tell us to do.  Its really not our fault. 

I thought your penises told you to fuck us.  I don't need to be fucked up for that.   :lol:

In groups. 

Some people enjoy gang bangs.   :?

More people enjoy watching them on DVD than actually participating I'd wager.
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #1728 on: October 28, 2007, 10:55:28 AM »

Think of the diseases.
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« Reply #1729 on: October 28, 2007, 12:10:07 PM »

I'd pretty much like to get completely plastered right now. 

Done, and done.  I never had this many drinks bought for me when I was single, and my boyfriend wasn't even out tonight.

In groups, males will adhere to a communistic lifestyle, even while acting in the singular.  Our goal is to get you fucked up.  Because thats what our penises tell us to do.  Its really not our fault. 

I thought your penises told you to fuck us.  I don't need to be fucked up for that.   :lol:

In groups. 

Some people enjoy gang bangs.   :?

More people enjoy watching them on DVD than actually participating I'd wager.

I really don't think I'd enjoy either.   :lol:
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #1730 on: October 28, 2007, 01:44:25 PM »

I'd pretty much like to get completely plastered right now. 

Done, and done.  I never had this many drinks bought for me when I was single, and my boyfriend wasn't even out tonight.

In groups, males will adhere to a communistic lifestyle, even while acting in the singular.  Our goal is to get you fucked up.  Because thats what our penises tell us to do.  Its really not our fault. 

I thought your penises told you to fuck us.  I don't need to be fucked up for that.   :lol:

In groups. 

Some people enjoy gang bangs.   :?

More people enjoy watching them on DVD than actually participating I'd wager.

I really don't think I'd enjoy either.   :lol:

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« Reply #1731 on: October 28, 2007, 05:12:22 PM »

I'd pretty much like to get completely plastered right now. 

Done, and done.  I never had this many drinks bought for me when I was single, and my boyfriend wasn't even out tonight.

In groups, males will adhere to a communistic lifestyle, even while acting in the singular.  Our goal is to get you fucked up.  Because thats what our penises tell us to do.  Its really not our fault. 

I thought your penises told you to fuck us.  I don't need to be fucked up for that.   :lol:

In groups. 

Some people enjoy gang bangs.   :?

More people enjoy watching them on DVD than actually participating I'd wager.

I really don't think I'd enjoy either.   :lol:

Puritan.

Nah, I'm just a monogamous kind of woman, I guess.  Oh well. 
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #1732 on: October 28, 2007, 05:23:58 PM »

So go get three boyfriends and invite them all over at the same time. 
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« Reply #1733 on: December 19, 2007, 02:05:57 PM »

October 27? Gah.
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #1734 on: December 19, 2007, 05:21:10 PM »

It just ain't the same without you, JC.  These fuckin people can't drink for shit. 

Hey.  Don't count me out until you've witnessed the phenomenon. 
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« Reply #1735 on: January 17, 2008, 06:02:15 AM »

It just ain't the same without you, JC.  These fuckin people can't drink for shit. 

Hey.  Don't count me out until you've witnessed the phenomenon. 

I think he means they can't hold their liquor.
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #1736 on: January 17, 2008, 06:04:47 AM »

Long time.
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #1737 on: January 17, 2008, 06:13:36 AM »

Yeah, the whole "I love freedom more than you therefore you are wrong about everything" arguments get a little stale after awhile.
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #1738 on: January 17, 2008, 08:45:33 AM »

Whoa, it lives.   :shock:
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« Reply #1739 on: January 17, 2008, 08:53:44 AM »

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