J.C. Keyser's House of Booze

[jckeyser]

Well I haven't had them all, so it's entirely possible that there's some out there that don't taste like watered down piss smells. 

There is a point at which it ceases to become beer.
Samuel Adams Raspberry Ale is that point.

The voice of reason.  Dude, they havent been listening to me.  They were talking about raspberry, pumpkin. 

I rubbed the skin off my face, twice.

My buddy gave me a "Punkin Ale" last week with "flavors of cinnamon and nutmeg." Thats not beer, its a fucking scented candle.
I slapped him.

[jckeyser]

Oh...that's sad.  Frolicking makes me wet. 

Fine. You frolic, I'll watch.

[Lindsey]

Well I haven't had them all, so it's entirely possible that there's some out there that don't taste like watered down piss smells. 

There is a point at which it ceases to become beer.
Samuel Adams Raspberry Ale is that point.

The voice of reason.  Dude, they havent been listening to me.  They were talking about raspberry, pumpkin. 
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Confused
I rubbed the skin off my face, twice.

My buddy gave me a "Punkin Ale" last week with "flavors of cinnamon and nutmeg." Thats not beer, its a fucking scented candle.
I slapped him.

 

[jckeyser]

Well I haven't had them all, so it's entirely possible that there's some out there that don't taste like watered down piss smells. 

There is a point at which it ceases to become beer.
Samuel Adams Raspberry Ale is that point.

The voice of reason.  Dude, they havent been listening to me.  They were talking about raspberry, pumpkin. 
javascript:void(0);
Confused
I rubbed the skin off my face, twice.

My buddy gave me a "Punkin Ale" last week with "flavors of cinnamon and nutmeg." Thats not beer, its a fucking scented candle.
I slapped him.

 

Slapping makes Lindsey cry. I always thought the opposite was true.

[bonerjoe]

Well I haven't had them all, so it's entirely possible that there's some out there that don't taste like watered down piss smells. 

There is a point at which it ceases to become beer.
Samuel Adams Raspberry Ale is that point.

The voice of reason.  Dude, they havent been listening to me.  They were talking about raspberry, pumpkin. 

I rubbed the skin off my face, twice.

My buddy gave me a "Punkin Ale" last week with "flavors of cinnamon and nutmeg." Thats not beer, its a fucking scented candle.
I slapped him.

I'm sending you to Kazakhstan to be execute.

[Lindsey]

 

[Mayor Maximus]

i would probably give one of my kidneys for a newcastle right now

[Lindsey]

My kidneys are angry, so all I can drink is water.  Which in turn is making me angry. 

[bonerjoe]

My kidneys are angry, so all I can drink is water.  Which in turn is making me angry. 

You would think alcohol would help kill bacteria in ur kidnees.

[Lindsey]

My kidneys are angry, so all I can drink is water.  Which in turn is making me angry. 

You would think alcohol would help kill bacteria in ur kidnees.

Makes sense, but I don't know if I feel quite up to the challenge of trying it.   

[bonerjoe]

My kidneys are angry, so all I can drink is water.  Which in turn is making me angry. 

You would think alcohol would help kill bacteria in ur kidnees.

Makes sense, but I don't know if I feel quite up to the challenge of trying it.   

Shots of Everclear should do the trick. Pity it's only 151 proof in Florida. You'll have to get Annya to send you the 190 proof stuff from NC.

[Lindsey]

My kidneys are angry, so all I can drink is water.  Which in turn is making me angry. 

You would think alcohol would help kill bacteria in ur kidnees.

Makes sense, but I don't know if I feel quite up to the challenge of trying it.   

Shots of Everclear should do the trick. Pity it's only 151 proof in Florida. You'll have to get Annya to send you the 190 proof stuff from NC.

Are you trying to kill me or something?   

[bonerjoe]

My kidneys are angry, so all I can drink is water.  Which in turn is making me angry. 

You would think alcohol would help kill bacteria in ur kidnees.

Makes sense, but I don't know if I feel quite up to the challenge of trying it.   

Shots of Everclear should do the trick. Pity it's only 151 proof in Florida. You'll have to get Annya to send you the 190 proof stuff from NC.

Are you trying to kill me or something?   

Maybe.

[annyab]

i drank some of the ale's... holy shit, i didn't expect them to be so strong! But they were ok



I went to Cirque du Soleil today.. I have never done acid, but I bet thats what the world looks like if you do.

[annyab]

Well I haven't had them all, so it's entirely possible that there's some out there that don't taste like watered down piss smells. 

There is a point at which it ceases to become beer.
Samuel Adams Raspberry Ale is that point.

You're just a filthy purist, is all. 

That, and broke as a motherfucker.

That'll do it.  Embrace flavored beers, they get women drunk.   

Alcohol in general does that....

O RLY?   

What makes you think I need to get them drunk?

i dont need to be drunk...