J.C. Keyser's House of Booze

[annyab]

Yeah, Imma go down to the seafood place and get some fresh gulf shrimp for tonight. Maybe some grouper too. Mmm.

i love grouper. We have a restaurant here named Groupers and they make it so well 

[Bill Brasky]

I have a seafood shack here where a guy pulls a refrigerator truck up next to a tiny little place, he sells his stuff. 

[Ed]

I found another picture of Shaw in his early days before meeting Melissa:



Fucked up.

[annyab]

I found another picture of Shaw in his early days before meeting Melissa:



Fucked up.

is that cinnamon toast crunch? yum

[zebraflood]

I like how they got PORN in every sentence.

[Ed]

FUCK YOU IMAGESHACK!

[annyab]

FUCK YOU IMAGESHACK!

i thought that was a joke at first, but thats super lame

[wtfk]

What I wanna know is--did someone rat out the image?  Maybe because the name has "porn" in it.  Might be a good idea to avoid that word, and probably several others.

[Lindsey]

I'm watching football.

I made this excellent crab dip.. it was soooooo damn good, and tonight I'm having King Crab for dinner - I was just in the mood for crab today!

How was it? God, I fucking love seafood. Eating crab or lobster makes me feel like a monster (in a good way.) ..crackin' those little beasts open,  digging for succulent chunks of meat. So focused on the task and it's delicious rewards, that you become oblivious to how messy and discusting you're being. (When I eat shellfish, it resembles the Skeksis Banquet from The Dark Crystal.)

..I'm half-tempted to put this in the cunnilingus thread.

Holy shit Val, you must be totally baked.   

And for some strange reason, this makes me think that if you were a lesbian, I'd come on to you.   

[bonerjoe]

I'm watching football.

I made this excellent crab dip.. it was soooooo damn good, and tonight I'm having King Crab for dinner - I was just in the mood for crab today!

How was it? God, I fucking love seafood. Eating crab or lobster makes me feel like a monster (in a good way.) ..crackin' those little beasts open,  digging for succulent chunks of meat. So focused on the task and it's delicious rewards, that you become oblivious to how messy and discusting you're being. (When I eat shellfish, it resembles the Skeksis Banquet from The Dark Crystal.)

..I'm half-tempted to put this in the cunnilingus thread.

Holy shit, it's Brasky's long lost sister.

[Lindsey]

I'm watching football.

I made this excellent crab dip.. it was soooooo damn good, and tonight I'm having King Crab for dinner - I was just in the mood for crab today!

How was it? God, I fucking love seafood. Eating crab or lobster makes me feel like a monster (in a good way.) ..crackin' those little beasts open,  digging for succulent chunks of meat. So focused on the task and it's delicious rewards, that you become oblivious to how messy and discusting you're being. (When I eat shellfish, it resembles the Skeksis Banquet from The Dark Crystal.)

..I'm half-tempted to put this in the cunnilingus thread.

Holy shit Val, you must be totally baked.   

And for some strange reason, this makes me think that if you were a lesbian, I'd come on to you.   

Baked ..and open to new experiences.. 

Note to self:  Make sure Val is under the influence before you try to make out with her. 

[annyab]

I'm watching football.

I made this excellent crab dip.. it was soooooo damn good, and tonight I'm having King Crab for dinner - I was just in the mood for crab today!

How was it? God, I fucking love seafood. Eating crab or lobster makes me feel like a monster (in a good way.) ..crackin' those little beasts open,  digging for succulent chunks of meat. So focused on the task and it's delicious rewards, that you become oblivious to how messy and discusting you're being. (When I eat shellfish, it resembles the Skeksis Banquet from The Dark Crystal.)

..I'm half-tempted to put this in the cunnilingus thread.

it was amazing. The king crab and snow crab were soo freaking good too... youre right though, when eating crab I get into this zone where all I can think to do is rip the shell open and eat meat.... ahh so yummy

[Lindsey]

I don't like seafood, but Annya...you're right...Chicken Parmesan is great.   

[bonerjoe]

it was amazing. The king crab and snow crab was soo freaking good too... youre right though, when eating crab I get into this zone where all I can think to do is rip the shell open and eat meat.... ahh so yummy

For some reason I have a psychological aversion to cracking shells open and eating straight from them. It makes me want to puke. I'll eat crab by the pound if it's done for me, though.

[annyab]

I don't like seafood, but Annya...you're right...Chicken Parmesan is great.   

yes it is