J.C. Keyser's House of Booze

[annyab]

I used to go see an old man who fought in the South Pacific in WW2 on a destroyer, firing one of those revolving machineguns that fired at the Japanese Zero planes.  Said they'd swoop in so close it almost looked like you could reach out and touch 'em as they hurtled by and got blown to shreds.  That shit don't just go out and forever when you're firing them guns, it droops like watering your garden with a hose, just farther.  And the water looked like it was simmering, from all the lead and brass.  You could hear this plonk plonk plonk noise which was bullets coming at you hitting the ship and you kinda wondered if they'd find you but had better things to think about, like killing the fucker who was shooting at you.  (I was sorta channeling his ramblings)

He'd give me cigarettes and I'd listen to him talk.  Which is pretty much what we're doing right here.  

Anyway, he wasn't full of shit.  Thats one of the many reasons I dont ignore people, but I dont want to get into that here, it was just sorta in my head.  

I tried vanilla vodka today.  Sex in a glass.  I'm diggin it.

for sure, i love to hear what anyone will want to tell me.

vanilla vodka, i'll have to try that.

[Bill Brasky]

Chicks mix it with something, I forget.  Coke, I think.  Vanilla coke, I guess that'd be.  Probly tasty.

[annyab]

Chicks mix it with something, I forget.  Coke, I think.  Vanilla coke, I guess that'd be.  Probly tasty.

probably, i'd have to experiment

[bonerjoe]

I had my first hangover when I was like 8. Damn champagne.

The first multi-day hangover when I was 16. But that was after puking up a whole bottle of Jim Beam Rye (yellow bottle). Yeeeehaw.

[annyab]

I've been having a music re-discovery, taking out all these old cd's and giving them a listen:

hope this isnt anyone here!!!

Pussywhipped

Walk the dog, do the dishes
Your lips are brown from kissing ass
Sorry guys I can't make it
Maybe next time, think I'll pass
Don't make her mad, don't make her sad
A fate for you that's worse than death
you're a slave and you don't know it
It always happens to the best

[CHORUS]
Pussywhipped, Pussywhipped
Don't you know you're pussywhipped
Pussywhipped, Pussywhipped
Don't you know you're pussywhipped

She wants to be involved with you
In every little thing you do
Always has to add her two cents
It's obvious who wears the pants
Your friends all hate you, you don't care
Cause you've been trapped in her lair
And hopefully on day you'll see
That pussy can be caught for free

--and---
hope this isnt anyone here:

Pre-Menstrual Princess Blues

IRVING!!, WHERE ARE MY MAXI PADS??
HELP ME FIND THEM BEFORE I PAINT THE WHOLE HOUSE RED!!
You men have it so easy...
I wish that you could feel this just once...
I'M PASSING CLOTS THE SIZE OF BASKETBALLS!!!

[CHORUS]
PRE-MENSTRUAL PRINCESS BLUES
PRE-MENSTRUAL PRINCESS BLUES
PRE-MENSTRUAL PRINCESS BLUES
PRE-MENSTRUAL PRINCESS BLUES

OH GOD, IT'S STAINED THROUGH ONTO MY NEW DRESS!!
GOD DAMN IT, WHY'D THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN NOW??
I CAN'T GO OUT LIKE THIS, I LOOK LIKE I'VE BEEN SHOT!!
OHHH...You're hungry are you?
Well COME HERE IRVING DARLING...
HOW ABOUT A BLOODY MARY!!!

[bonerjoe]

Frank Zappa?

[annyab]

Frank Zappa?

S.O.D.

(stormtroopers of death)

[Lindsey]

Vanilla Coke is yucky.     I wonder if they make diet. 

[tanstaafl1981]

 try Malibu Rum and Vanilla Coke.

[Lindsey]

try Malibu Rum and Vanilla Coke.

That would be wayyyyyyyy too sweet.  Regular Coke without the vanilla is disgustingly sweet.  Rum is sweet too, so that would just make it that much more disgusting. 

[Bill Brasky]

Just do the vanilla vodka on ice.  Its not harsh if you let the ice melt a little. 

[annyab]

will you get sick if you mix different brands of vodka?



great- as if shit couldnt get worse there's a fucking cricket in the house... motherfucker

[bonerjoe]

will you get sick if you mix different brands of vodka?

The effects of mixing moderate amounts of different alcohols is a myth.

[annyab]

will you get sick if you mix different brands of vodka?

The effects of mixing moderate amounts of different alcohols is a myth.

ok, because everytime i do it i get sick

[bonerjoe]

will you get sick if you mix different brands of vodka?

The effects of mixing moderate amounts of different alcohols is a myth.

ok, because everytime i do it i get sick

Eat while you're drinking?