J.C. Keyser's House of Booze

[bonerjoe]

Uhhh...

What?

[Lindsey]

The fuck is that a picture of?! 

[Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith)]

I went to a pub recently and ordered a black and tan expecting Guinness and Bass, they made it with Guinness and Sierra Nevada Pale Ale.  It was the worst black and tan I've ever had.    Sierra Nevada is terrible beer, even worse in a b & t.  When I asked they said they were out of Bass.  Make sure your b & t's are the real deal.  On the plus side, I had a few Irish Car Bombs which are damn delicious.  Guinness with Irish Whiskey and Irish Cream in a shotglass you drop into the Guinness right before you chug.  Definitely a great drink.

[Lindsey]

I had a pomegranate martini at Ruby Tuesday a couple of weeks ago.  It was made of win.  And yes, I acquired it just by ordering it because people are that stupid. 

[Bill Brasky]

Your first mistake was going to Ruby Tuesdays.  They should give you a bucket of whisky just for pulling into the parking lot. 

[bonerjoe]

Your first mistake was going to Ruby Tuesdays.  They should give you a bucket of whisky just for pulling into the parking lot. 

The food is worse than Applebees.

[bonerjoe]

The fuck is that a picture of?! 

Oh, if you didn't get it then there's no point in explaining it to you.

[annyab]

Your first mistake was going to Ruby Tuesdays.  They should give you a bucket of whisky just for pulling into the parking lot. 

The food is worse than Applebees.

yea, pretty much. I'm never satisfied there.

I was in NJ last week and my dad and I went to the pub... I had one of those bad vodka nights and puked in my grandmothers toilet.... ugh

[Lindsey]

Your first mistake was going to Ruby Tuesdays.  They should give you a bucket of whisky just for pulling into the parking lot. 

I just have the salad bar.  It's the reason I go there. 

[jckeyser]

Your first mistake was going to Ruby Tuesdays.  They should give you a bucket of whisky just for pulling into the parking lot. 

I just have the salad bar.  It's the reason I go there. 

Salad bars are the most disgusting, parasite-ridden, leftover-heavy, aspects of the restaurant industry.

[Lindsey]

Your first mistake was going to Ruby Tuesdays.  They should give you a bucket of whisky just for pulling into the parking lot. 

I just have the salad bar.  It's the reason I go there. 

Salad bars are the most disgusting, parasite-ridden, leftover-heavy, aspects of the restaurant industry.

I know.  But hey, I haven't died yet. 

[jckeyser]

Your first mistake was going to Ruby Tuesdays.  They should give you a bucket of whisky just for pulling into the parking lot. 

I just have the salad bar.  It's the reason I go there. 

Salad bars are the most disgusting, parasite-ridden, leftover-heavy, aspects of the restaurant industry.

I know.  But hey, I haven't died yet. 

Eating off the bathroom floor is probably safer.

[Lindsey]

Your first mistake was going to Ruby Tuesdays.  They should give you a bucket of whisky just for pulling into the parking lot. 

I just have the salad bar.  It's the reason I go there. 

Salad bars are the most disgusting, parasite-ridden, leftover-heavy, aspects of the restaurant industry.

I know.  But hey, I haven't died yet. 

Eating off the bathroom floor is probably safer.

It's a good thing I've only been there like three times then.     Their food isn't too great, and the people that work there seem to be retarded. 

[jckeyser]

Your first mistake was going to Ruby Tuesdays.  They should give you a bucket of whisky just for pulling into the parking lot. 

I just have the salad bar.  It's the reason I go there. 

Salad bars are the most disgusting, parasite-ridden, leftover-heavy, aspects of the restaurant industry.

I know.  But hey, I haven't died yet. 

Eating off the bathroom floor is probably safer.

It's a good thing I've only been there like three times then.     Their food isn't too great, and the people that work there seem to be retarded. 

On another note, restaurant bathrooms are great places for blowjobs.

[Lindsey]

Is that like a hint or something?