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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #960 on: August 14, 2007, 11:20:37 PM »
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Right.   :shock:

Cook me a god damn ham sandwich.

No, but I'll shove one up your ass to save you a step. 

I thought you didn't play with the ass?

This is purely for his pain and suffering.  I would properly and thoroughly cleanse myself afterwards. 

What if he's eating a BLT?

The bacon would probably scratch his anus more, there by causing even more pain.  Although the bread itself could hurt like hell. 
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #961 on: August 14, 2007, 11:21:10 PM »
This thread is gonna get me sick too.
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #962 on: August 14, 2007, 11:21:42 PM »
I'm kind of confused on how we got here.  I don't want to be reminded, though.   
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #963 on: August 14, 2007, 11:21:47 PM »
Quote from: Lindsey on August 14, 2007, 11:20:37 PM
Quote from: bonerjoe on August 14, 2007, 11:19:43 PM
Quote from: Lindsey on August 14, 2007, 11:19:03 PM
Quote from: bonerjoe on August 14, 2007, 11:16:05 PM
Quote from: Lindsey on August 14, 2007, 11:09:02 PM
Quote from: Ed on August 14, 2007, 11:06:42 PM
Quote from: Lindsey on August 14, 2007, 11:06:08 PM
Right.   :shock:

Cook me a god damn ham sandwich.

No, but I'll shove one up your ass to save you a step. 

I thought you didn't play with the ass?

This is purely for his pain and suffering.  I would properly and thoroughly cleanse myself afterwards. 

What if he's eating a BLT?

The bacon would probably scratch his anus more, there by causing even more pain.  Although the bread itself could hurt like hell. 

I dunno, I'm starting to like the sound of this. You know, for fun. How much?
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #964 on: August 14, 2007, 11:23:57 PM »
Dude. I didn't mean any of that, John. You're like my best friend.
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #965 on: August 14, 2007, 11:24:37 PM »
Quote from: bonerjoe on August 14, 2007, 11:21:47 PM
Quote from: Lindsey on August 14, 2007, 11:20:37 PM
Quote from: bonerjoe on August 14, 2007, 11:19:43 PM
Quote from: Lindsey on August 14, 2007, 11:19:03 PM
Quote from: bonerjoe on August 14, 2007, 11:16:05 PM
Quote from: Lindsey on August 14, 2007, 11:09:02 PM
Quote from: Ed on August 14, 2007, 11:06:42 PM
Quote from: Lindsey on August 14, 2007, 11:06:08 PM
Right.   :shock:

Cook me a god damn ham sandwich.

No, but I'll shove one up your ass to save you a step. 

I thought you didn't play with the ass?

This is purely for his pain and suffering.  I would properly and thoroughly cleanse myself afterwards. 

What if he's eating a BLT?

The bacon would probably scratch his anus more, there by causing even more pain.  Although the bread itself could hurt like hell. 

I dunno, I'm starting to like the sound of this. You know, for fun. How much?

Disgusting.  I wouldn't. 
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #966 on: August 14, 2007, 11:25:04 PM »
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #967 on: August 14, 2007, 11:25:42 PM »
Quote from: bonerjoe on August 14, 2007, 11:25:04 PM
Quote from: Lindsey on August 14, 2007, 11:24:37 PM
Disgusting.  I wouldn't. 

Why?

Because it's gross, and that would fucking hurt.  I'm like, gagging at the thought. 
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #968 on: August 14, 2007, 11:25:53 PM »
Lindsey, just get squirrelly and slip a finger in your ass sometime. Know what I'm saying, dollface?
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #969 on: August 14, 2007, 11:26:36 PM »
Quote from: Lindsey on August 14, 2007, 11:25:42 PM
Quote from: bonerjoe on August 14, 2007, 11:25:04 PM
Quote from: Lindsey on August 14, 2007, 11:24:37 PM
Disgusting.  I wouldn't. 

Why?

Because it's gross, and that would fucking hurt.  I'm like, gagging at the thought. 

It wouldn't hurt me. I don't think.
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #970 on: August 14, 2007, 11:28:47 PM »
Quote from: Ed on August 14, 2007, 11:25:53 PM
Lindsey, just get squirrelly and slip a finger in your ass sometime. Know what I'm saying, dollface?

Ew.  I'd never stick my own finger in there.  I may...sometime in the future...POSSIBLY change my mind about absolutely forbidding the boytoy to do it, but gah...it just weirds me out. 
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #971 on: August 14, 2007, 11:29:41 PM »
It's just a beautiful hershey highway...I mean what, do you not clean your stinkin' ass properly? God dammit.
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #972 on: August 14, 2007, 11:32:16 PM »
Quote from: Ed on August 14, 2007, 11:29:41 PM
It's just a beautiful hershey highway...I mean what, do you not clean your stinkin' ass properly? God dammit.

It's just...odd. 
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #973 on: August 15, 2007, 01:54:11 AM »
Well get over it.
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #974 on: August 15, 2007, 02:56:54 AM »
Quote from: Lindsey on August 14, 2007, 11:28:47 PM
Quote from: Ed on August 14, 2007, 11:25:53 PM
Lindsey, just get squirrelly and slip a finger in your ass sometime. Know what I'm saying, dollface?

Ew.  I'd never stick my own finger in there.  I may...sometime in the future...POSSIBLY change my mind about absolutely forbidding the boytoy to do it, but gah...it just weirds me out. 

Knock fifty bucks off it and I won't choke you 'til you're purple. 
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