J.C. Keyser's House of Booze

[jckeyser]

Get on me JC. So then what's the best work, you ever read???

For me it was Bacchantes by Euripides:
http://etext.library.adelaide.edu.au/e/euripides/bacchae/

Have you read it?

I'm impartial to Antigone in that vain. But Moby Dick is my favorite piece of literature.

[Lindsey]

I'm thinking Stephanie might take issue with me fucking myself in her bedroom with some foreign object since my hand never does the job.   

Then again...
What foreign objects are around?

I hadn't really given it thought.  I'm not sure I could find one that would fit.  They all look like they'd be way too big or too small to feel.   

[jckeyser]

I'm thinking Stephanie might take issue with me fucking myself in her bedroom with some foreign object since my hand never does the job.   

Then again...
What foreign objects are around?

I hadn't really given it thought.  I'm not sure I could find one that would fit.  They all look like they'd be way too big or too small to feel.   

As many fingers as would make a perfect fit.

[Lindsey]

I'm thinking Stephanie might take issue with me fucking myself in her bedroom with some foreign object since my hand never does the job.   

Then again...
What foreign objects are around?

I hadn't really given it thought.  I'm not sure I could find one that would fit.  They all look like they'd be way too big or too small to feel.   

As many fingers as would make a perfect fit.

My fingers don't work...I have claws.  Plus, I don't like to use my fingers.  Other people's fingers I don't have a problem with...but I'm telling you...my hands won't work on me.   

[jckeyser]

I'm thinking Stephanie might take issue with me fucking myself in her bedroom with some foreign object since my hand never does the job.   

Then again...
What foreign objects are around?

I hadn't really given it thought.  I'm not sure I could find one that would fit.  They all look like they'd be way too big or too small to feel.   

As many fingers as would make a perfect fit.

My fingers don't work...I have claws.  Plus, I don't like to use my fingers.  Other people's fingers I don't have a problem with...but I'm telling you...my hands won't work on me.   

This must lead to endless frustration.

[Lindsey]

I'm thinking Stephanie might take issue with me fucking myself in her bedroom with some foreign object since my hand never does the job.   

Then again...
What foreign objects are around?

I hadn't really given it thought.  I'm not sure I could find one that would fit.  They all look like they'd be way too big or too small to feel.   

As many fingers as would make a perfect fit.

My fingers don't work...I have claws.  Plus, I don't like to use my fingers.  Other people's fingers I don't have a problem with...but I'm telling you...my hands won't work on me.   

This must lead to endless frustration.

It does, since I can't quite hide a large, vibrating penis-shaped object from four other people.  Plus, there's no way I could muffle the moaning and screaming.  I have enough trouble trying to muffle the squealing in my own bedroom when I'm at home. 

[jckeyser]

I'm thinking Stephanie might take issue with me fucking myself in her bedroom with some foreign object since my hand never does the job.   

Then again...
What foreign objects are around?

I hadn't really given it thought.  I'm not sure I could find one that would fit.  They all look like they'd be way too big or too small to feel.   

As many fingers as would make a perfect fit.

My fingers don't work...I have claws.  Plus, I don't like to use my fingers.  Other people's fingers I don't have a problem with...but I'm telling you...my hands won't work on me.   

This must lead to endless frustration.

It does, since I can't quite hide a large, vibrating penis-shaped object from four other people.  Plus, there's no way I could muffle the moaning and screaming.  I have enough trouble trying to muffle the squealing in my own bedroom when I'm at home. 

I think people are quietly enjoying this conversation.

[Lindsey]

I get the distinct feeling most are ignoring it.   

[jckeyser]

I get the distinct feeling most are ignoring it.   

Darn.
More for me!

[jckeyser]

The House of Booze is now a house of great sin.

[Lindsey]

The House of Booze is now a house of great sin.

Yeah, thanks.  Because now when I picture myself lying naked on the bed with heels and my glasses on, I look much hotter than I do in reality.  Rockin'. 

[Lindsey]

Where's Annya, and her bloodied kneecaps??? I love those things.

Probably on the Band-Aid aisle at Walgreens. 

[jckeyser]

The House of Booze is now a house of great sin.

Yeah, thanks.  Because now when I picture myself lying naked on the bed with heels and my glasses on, I look much hotter than I do in reality.  Rockin'. 

Not my fault you're thinking dirty...

[Elitist Bitch]

Ha.  I'm reading, I just don't have anything to add. Also, I'm playing Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door.

[Lindsey]

The House of Booze is now a house of great sin.

Yeah, thanks.  Because now when I picture myself lying naked on the bed with heels and my glasses on, I look much hotter than I do in reality.  Rockin'. 

Not my fault you're thinking dirty...

Right.  Uh-huh.