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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #525 on: August 07, 2007, 12:04:49 AM »

DON'T LISTEN TO HIM LINDSEY!!! HE'S AN ARMY GUY. THOSE ARMY GUYS ARE CRAZY!!! A NEW STUDY SHOWS THAT PEOPLE WHO JOIN THE MILITARY ARRE MORE LIKLY TO COMMIT ALL SORTS OF HORRENDOUS CRIMES!!!

When did I join the army?

The marines??? The Navy Seals...whatever, you know what I mean. Listen, man...Lindsey doesn't want you. She wants a guy who can throw on a pair of pantyhose, without getting all bent out of shape.

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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #526 on: August 07, 2007, 12:06:42 AM »

DON'T LISTEN TO HIM LINDSEY!!! HE'S AN ARMY GUY. THOSE ARMY GUYS ARE CRAZY!!! A NEW STUDY SHOWS THAT PEOPLE WHO JOIN THE MILITARY ARRE MORE LIKLY TO COMMIT ALL SORTS OF HORRENDOUS CRIMES!!!

When did I join the army?

The marines??? The Navy Seals...whatever, you know what I mean. Listen, man...Lindsey doesn't want you. She wants a guy who can throw on a pair of pantyhose, without getting all bent out of shape.

I'm sure no one is interested in how your father dressed up late at night before showing up in your bedroom.
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #527 on: August 07, 2007, 12:11:54 AM »

This thread is quickly becoming lies.   :shock:
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #528 on: August 07, 2007, 12:12:55 AM »

This thread is quickly becoming lies.   :shock:

Except what you've said, right?
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #529 on: August 07, 2007, 12:13:38 AM »

This thread is quickly becoming lies.   :shock:

Except what you've said, right?

The part that is lies is the part that includes Richard and his lingerie. 
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« Reply #530 on: August 07, 2007, 12:16:08 AM »

DON'T LISTEN TO HIM LINDSEY!!! HE'S AN ARMY GUY. THOSE ARMY GUYS ARE CRAZY!!! A NEW STUDY SHOWS THAT PEOPLE WHO JOIN THE MILITARY ARRE MORE LIKLY TO COMMIT ALL SORTS OF HORRENDOUS CRIMES!!!

When did I join the army?

The marines??? The Navy Seals...whatever, you know what I mean. Listen, man...Lindsey doesn't want you. She wants a guy who can throw on a pair of pantyhose, without getting all bent out of shape.

No.  Lindsey wants a man.

You don't know what you are saying Lindsey...what you want is a psychedelic manifestation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm pretty sure I know what I'm saying. 
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #531 on: August 07, 2007, 12:19:11 AM »

So...Lindsey, Keyser...how's it going?
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #532 on: August 07, 2007, 12:20:47 AM »

So...Lindsey, Keyser...how's it going?

I'm wired on coffee and watching baseball like the overly exciting muthafucka I am.
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #533 on: August 07, 2007, 12:23:00 AM »

So...Lindsey, Keyser...how's it going?

I'm wired on coffee and watching baseball like the overly exciting muthafucka I am.

Wait a minute.  You're not drunk?! 

This means he is in complete control of his thoughts and what he says.   :shock:

Not too much going on here, Bree.  TFing and staying up way too late. 
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #534 on: August 07, 2007, 12:24:12 AM »

So...Lindsey, Keyser...how's it going?

I'm wired on coffee and watching baseball like the overly exciting muthafucka I am.

Wait a minute.  You're not drunk?! 

This means he is in complete control of his thoughts and what he says.   :shock:

Not too much going on here, Bree.  TFing and staying up way too late. 

Nope, not drunk, another stupid fucking staff meeting tomorrow.
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #535 on: August 07, 2007, 12:26:46 AM »

So...Lindsey, Keyser...how's it going?

I'm wired on coffee and watching baseball like the overly exciting muthafucka I am.

Wait a minute.  You're not drunk?! 

This means he is in complete control of his thoughts and what he says.   :shock:

Not too much going on here, Bree.  TFing and staying up way too late. 

Nope, not drunk, another stupid fucking staff meeting tomorrow.

But again...you're in complete control of your thoughts.  This makes no sense.   :shock: :lol:
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #536 on: August 07, 2007, 12:27:49 AM »

So...Lindsey, Keyser...how's it going?

I'm wired on coffee and watching baseball like the overly exciting muthafucka I am.

Wait a minute.  You're not drunk?! 

This means he is in complete control of his thoughts and what he says.   :shock:

Not too much going on here, Bree.  TFing and staying up way too late. 

Nope, not drunk, another stupid fucking staff meeting tomorrow.

But again...you're in complete control of your thoughts.  This makes no sense.   :shock: :lol:

Why not?
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #537 on: August 07, 2007, 12:28:09 AM »

Just got back from work.  So I saw this movie called Perfume, and it was the most fucked up thing I've ever seen.

Oh, and my mom and stepdad are going to adopt a toddler.


AAGH!!!
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #538 on: August 07, 2007, 12:29:12 AM »

Just got back from work.  So I saw this movie called Perfume, and it was the most fucked up thing I've ever seen.

Oh, and my mom and stepdad are going to adopt a toddler.


AAGH!!!

I dug that flick.
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #539 on: August 07, 2007, 12:29:28 AM »

So...Lindsey, Keyser...how's it going?

I'm wired on coffee and watching baseball like the overly exciting muthafucka I am.

Wait a minute.  You're not drunk?! 

This means he is in complete control of his thoughts and what he says.   :shock:

Not too much going on here, Bree.  TFing and staying up way too late. 

Nope, not drunk, another stupid fucking staff meeting tomorrow.

Ya, I got a staff meeting, too.

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