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bonerjoe

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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #480 on: August 05, 2007, 10:48:43 PM »

Shaving sucks.  Have you found a better method? 

I don't shave, I trim. Buzzcut.
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #481 on: August 05, 2007, 10:49:55 PM »

Who wants to shave my legs?

Who wants to remove my adam's apple, as I bite down on a whiskey soaked towel?

Ok.

Do you want to crazy glue yer pubes to my brain????

I'd have to let some grow back first.

Shaving sucks.  Have you found a better method? 

Its easy, takes two seconds. The shower be the best place.

Are you talking about shaving?  It is not easy, nor does it take two seconds.   :shock:

It doesn't take ME long I'm saying.

Are you shaving your face?  Because I'm not.   :P
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #482 on: August 05, 2007, 10:50:04 PM »

My friend used his dad's razor to shave his pubes, and then his dad used it to shave the next morning.

that's just wrong
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« Reply #483 on: August 05, 2007, 10:50:41 PM »

Shaving sucks.  Have you found a better method? 

I don't shave, I trim. Buzzcut.

Interesting.  I thought about getting waxed, but...ow.  And it sounds kind of awkward. 
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« Reply #484 on: August 05, 2007, 10:51:02 PM »

Who wants to shave my legs?

Who wants to remove my adam's apple, as I bite down on a whiskey soaked towel?

Ok.

Do you want to crazy glue yer pubes to my brain????

I'd have to let some grow back first.

Shaving sucks.  

especially around the knees :(
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #485 on: August 05, 2007, 10:51:44 PM »

Who wants to shave my legs?

Who wants to remove my adam's apple, as I bite down on a whiskey soaked towel?

Ok.

Do you want to crazy glue yer pubes to my brain????

I'd have to let some grow back first.

Shaving sucks.  Have you found a better method? 

Its easy, takes two seconds. The shower be the best place.

Are you talking about shaving?  It is not easy, nor does it take two seconds.   :shock:

It doesn't take ME long I'm saying.

Are you shaving your face?  Because I'm not.   :P

Well, no. And if you don't know, I ain't tellin' ya!
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #486 on: August 05, 2007, 10:52:17 PM »

Shaving sucks.  Have you found a better method? 

I don't shave, I trim. Buzzcut.

Nor do I, but when I get bored, I pluck.

I just reach into my pants and rip out a chunk from time to time.
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #487 on: August 05, 2007, 10:52:39 PM »

Shaving sucks.  Have you found a better method? 

I don't shave, I trim. Buzzcut.

Interesting.  I thought about getting waxed, but...ow.  And it sounds kind of awkward. 

They're probably not used to seeing big girls come in wanting their coochie hair ripped out.
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #488 on: August 05, 2007, 10:53:42 PM »

Shaving sucks.  Have you found a better method? 

I don't shave, I trim. Buzzcut.

Nor do I, but when I get bored, I pluck.

I just reach into my pants and rip out a chunk from time to time.

ROFL.   :lol: :lol: :lol:
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« Reply #489 on: August 05, 2007, 10:55:04 PM »

Who wants to shave my legs?

Who wants to remove my adam's apple, as I bite down on a whiskey soaked towel?

Ok.

Do you want to crazy glue yer pubes to my brain????

I'd have to let some grow back first.

Shaving sucks.   

especially around the knees :(

Please tell more.  Pretty please???

if you REALLY want to know, around the kneecap I cut myself a lot.
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #490 on: August 05, 2007, 10:57:48 PM »

Oh, where oh where can my baby be?
The Lord took her away from me!
She's gone to heaven, so I got to be good...
So I can see my baby when I leave this world.

We were out on a date in my daddy's car,
We hadn't driven very far.
There in the road, up straight ahead,
A car was stalled, the engine was dead.
I couldn't stop, so I swerved to the right,
I'll never forget the sound that night.
The screamin' tires, the bustin' glass,
The painful scream that I heard last.

Oh, where oh where can my baby be?
The Lord took her away from me!
She's gone to heaven, so I got to be good...
So I can see my baby when I leave this world.

When I woke up, the rain was pourin' down.
There were people standing all around.
Something warm rollin' through my eyes,
But somehow I found my baby that night.
I lifted her head, she looked at me and said:
"Hold me darling just a little while".
I held her close, I kissed her our last kiss,
I found the love that I knew I would miss
But now she's gone, even though I hold her tight.
I lost my love, my life that night.

Oh, where oh where can my baby be?
The Lord took her away from me!
She's gone to heaven, so I got to be good...
So I can see my baby when I leave this world.
Ooooooooh! Ooooh! Ooooooooooh!
Ooooooooh! Ooooooooooh! Ooooooooooh!
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #491 on: August 05, 2007, 10:57:54 PM »

Prepare for the unveiling of the shrine to your kneecaps, Annya. 
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« Reply #492 on: August 05, 2007, 11:01:00 PM »

Prepare for the unveiling of the shrine to your kneecaps, Annya. 
stange ones these FTL men are
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #493 on: August 05, 2007, 11:01:20 PM »

Shaving sucks.  Have you found a better method? 

I don't shave, I trim. Buzzcut.

Nor do I, but when I get bored, I pluck.

I just reach into my pants and rip out a chunk from time to time.

I only pluck the ones that are nonconformist. If you leave it alone, they curl into a most beautiful thing...exactly the way Renaissance sculptors depict it.

Uhm, OW. 
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Bill Brasky

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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #494 on: August 06, 2007, 02:10:59 AM »

Just to clarify, I think it's probably accidental, Richard. 

I doubt she's a "cutter". 
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