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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #465 on: August 05, 2007, 10:02:29 PM »

I've said it before and I'll say it again... it isn't your ass I'm interested in.  :lol:

Do I need to get the hose? 

A firehouse.

I could distract him by showing him my boobies, but then he'd chase after me.  And when he was finished, he'd go back to chasing you.   :P
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #466 on: August 05, 2007, 10:03:27 PM »

I've said it before and I'll say it again... it isn't your ass I'm interested in.  :lol:

Do I need to get the hose? 

A firehouse.

I could distract him by showing him my boobies, but then he'd chase after me.  And when he was finished, he'd go back to chasing you.   :P

Distract ME that way.
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« Reply #467 on: August 05, 2007, 10:11:39 PM »

I've said it before and I'll say it again... it isn't your ass I'm interested in.  :lol:

Do I need to get the hose? 

A firehouse.

I could distract him by showing him my boobies, but then he'd chase after me.  And when he was finished, he'd go back to chasing you.   :P

Distract ME that way.

Didn't I already give you permission to touch me? 
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #468 on: August 05, 2007, 10:11:48 PM »

Fuk...this filthy thread moves fast! Shall I get filthy? Do you want to see me get filthy?

Dear god no.
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #469 on: August 05, 2007, 10:14:00 PM »

I've said it before and I'll say it again... it isn't your ass I'm interested in.  :lol:

Do I need to get the hose? 

A firehouse.

I could distract him by showing him my boobies, but then he'd chase after me.  And when he was finished, he'd go back to chasing you.   :P

Distract ME that way.

Didn't I already give you permission to touch me? 

Don't remember that, no....
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« Reply #470 on: August 05, 2007, 10:15:03 PM »

Oh, okay.  Fine then.  You are now granted permission to touch me.  Use it wisely. 
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #471 on: August 05, 2007, 10:15:56 PM »

I've said it before and I'll say it again... it isn't your ass I'm interested in.  :lol:

Do I need to get the hose? 

A firehouse.

I could distract him by showing him my boobies, but then he'd chase after me.  And when he was finished, he'd go back to chasing you.   :P

Distract ME that way.

Distract Us that way.
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #472 on: August 05, 2007, 10:16:19 PM »

Oh, okay.  Fine then.  You are now granted permission to touch me.  Use it wisely. 

He'll be down there in 10 hours.
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #473 on: August 05, 2007, 10:22:11 PM »

Who wants to shave my legs?

Who wants to remove my adam's apple, as I bite down on a whiskey soaked towel?

Ok.
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #474 on: August 05, 2007, 10:37:31 PM »

Who wants to shave my legs?

Who wants to remove my adam's apple, as I bite down on a whiskey soaked towel?

Ok.

Do you want to crazy glue yer pubes to my brain????

I'd have to let some grow back first.
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #475 on: August 05, 2007, 10:42:08 PM »

Who wants to shave my legs?

Who wants to remove my adam's apple, as I bite down on a whiskey soaked towel?

Ok.

Do you want to crazy glue yer pubes to my brain????

I'd have to let some grow back first.

Shaving sucks.  Have you found a better method? 
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #476 on: August 05, 2007, 10:43:25 PM »

Who wants to shave my legs?

Who wants to remove my adam's apple, as I bite down on a whiskey soaked towel?

Ok.

Do you want to crazy glue yer pubes to my brain????

I'd have to let some grow back first.

Shaving sucks.  Have you found a better method? 

Its easy, takes two seconds. The shower be the best place.
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« Reply #477 on: August 05, 2007, 10:44:28 PM »

Who wants to shave my legs?

Who wants to remove my adam's apple, as I bite down on a whiskey soaked towel?

Ok.

Do you want to crazy glue yer pubes to my brain????

I'd have to let some grow back first.

Shaving sucks.  Have you found a better method? 

Its easy, takes two seconds. The shower be the best place.

Are you talking about shaving?  It is not easy, nor does it take two seconds.   :shock:
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #478 on: August 05, 2007, 10:45:23 PM »

Who wants to shave my legs?

Who wants to remove my adam's apple, as I bite down on a whiskey soaked towel?

Ok.

Do you want to crazy glue yer pubes to my brain????

I'd have to let some grow back first.

Shaving sucks.  Have you found a better method? 

Its easy, takes two seconds. The shower be the best place.

Are you talking about shaving?  It is not easy, nor does it take two seconds.   :shock:

It doesn't take ME long I'm saying.
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #479 on: August 05, 2007, 10:45:59 PM »

My friend used his dad's razor to shave his pubes, and then his dad used it to shave the next morning.
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