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bonerjoe

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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #435 on: August 05, 2007, 08:55:35 PM »

And I got gas money.

But, but, but.

"You'd get here and wouldn't like what you see! :lol: :lol: :lol:".

This is a long-waited opportunity knocking on Lindsey's door.

She could have a 15 dick orgy right now if she wanted to.
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« Reply #436 on: August 05, 2007, 09:06:27 PM »

That sounds grody. 
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« Reply #437 on: August 05, 2007, 09:10:21 PM »

That sounds grody. 

Excuses, excuses.
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« Reply #438 on: August 05, 2007, 09:10:30 PM »

That sounds grody. 

Yeah I could never be in a situation where my dick was not the main attraction.
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« Reply #439 on: August 05, 2007, 09:12:42 PM »

That sounds grody. 

Excuses, excuses.

Well, it does sound grody.  I only take dicks one at a time.   :P
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« Reply #440 on: August 05, 2007, 09:13:19 PM »

That sounds grody. 

Excuses, excuses.

Well, it does sound grody.  I only take dicks one at a time.   :P

Prove it.
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« Reply #441 on: August 05, 2007, 09:16:46 PM »

That sounds grody. 

Excuses, excuses.

Well, it does sound grody.  I only take dicks one at a time.   :P

Prove it.

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And how would you suggest I accomplish this? 
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #442 on: August 05, 2007, 09:17:07 PM »

Seriously though. You've got a semi-attractive anarcho-capitalist that you've been talking to for months on the internet wanting to hook up with you and have sex, while all along he's willing to pay for the gas money to drive down to where you live...not to mention you've been horny as hell for the past couple of weeks, can't get any, and this guy that shares YOUR philosophy on life is practically bouncing signs off your head saying that he wants to fuck, fuck, fuck.

Sure, you might not know him that well in real life...but who's to say you can't spend a day out on the town not having sex getting to know each other, and then that night having him plow you like Farmer John?
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« Reply #443 on: August 05, 2007, 09:26:07 PM »

Seriously though. You've got a semi-attractive anarcho-capitalist that you've been talking to for months on the internet wanting to hook up with you and have sex, while all along he's willing to pay for the gas money to drive down to where you live...not to mention you've been horny as hell for the past couple of weeks, can't get any, and this guy that shares YOUR philosophy on life is practically bouncing signs off your head saying that he wants to fuck, fuck, fuck.

Sure, you might not know him that well in real life...but who's to say you can't spend a day out on the town not having sex getting to know each other, and then that night having him plow you like Farmer John?

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« Reply #444 on: August 05, 2007, 09:27:45 PM »

Seriously though. You've got a semi-attractive anarcho-capitalist that you've been talking to for months on the internet wanting to hook up with you and have sex, while all along he's willing to pay for the gas money to drive down to where you live...not to mention you've been horny as hell for the past couple of weeks, can't get any, and this guy that shares YOUR philosophy on life is practically bouncing signs off your head saying that he wants to fuck, fuck, fuck.

Sure, you might not know him that well in real life...but who's to say you can't spend a day out on the town not having sex getting to know each other, and then that night having him plow you like Farmer John?

Yeah, I knew you were cool for some reason.
But semi-attractive man, I have feelings too...*sniffle*
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #445 on: August 05, 2007, 09:28:21 PM »

Well, if he says you're hot people might think he's gay.   :P
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #446 on: August 05, 2007, 09:28:41 PM »

Seriously though. You've got a semi-attractive anarcho-capitalist that you've been talking to for months on the internet wanting to hook up with you and have sex, while all along he's willing to pay for the gas money to drive down to where you live...not to mention you've been horny as hell for the past couple of weeks, can't get any, and this guy that shares YOUR philosophy on life is practically bouncing signs off your head saying that he wants to fuck, fuck, fuck.

Sure, you might not know him that well in real life...but who's to say you can't spend a day out on the town not having sex getting to know each other, and then that night having him plow you like Farmer John?

Yeah, I knew you were cool for some reason.
But semi-attractive man, I have feelings too...*sniffle*

I just didn't want to sound gay.

YOU'RE FUCKING BEAUTIFUL, MAN!

How's that?
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« Reply #447 on: August 05, 2007, 09:29:30 PM »

Seriously though. You've got a semi-attractive anarcho-capitalist that you've been talking to for months on the internet wanting to hook up with you and have sex, while all along he's willing to pay for the gas money to drive down to where you live...not to mention you've been horny as hell for the past couple of weeks, can't get any, and this guy that shares YOUR philosophy on life is practically bouncing signs off your head saying that he wants to fuck, fuck, fuck.

Sure, you might not know him that well in real life...but who's to say you can't spend a day out on the town not having sex getting to know each other, and then that night having him plow you like Farmer John?

Yeah, I knew you were cool for some reason.
But semi-attractive man, I have feelings too...*sniffle*

I just didn't want to sound gay.

YOU'RE FUCKING BEAUTIFUL, MAN!

How's that?

Its gay I guess.
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #448 on: August 05, 2007, 09:31:22 PM »

Seriously though. You've got a semi-attractive anarcho-capitalist that you've been talking to for months on the internet wanting to hook up with you and have sex, while all along he's willing to pay for the gas money to drive down to where you live...not to mention you've been horny as hell for the past couple of weeks, can't get any, and this guy that shares YOUR philosophy on life is practically bouncing signs off your head saying that he wants to fuck, fuck, fuck.

Sure, you might not know him that well in real life...but who's to say you can't spend a day out on the town not having sex getting to know each other, and then that night having him plow you like Farmer John?

Yeah, I knew you were cool for some reason.
But semi-attractive man, I have feelings too...*sniffle*

I just didn't want to sound gay.

YOU'RE FUCKING BEAUTIFUL, MAN!

How's that?

Its gay I guess.

Exactly, that's why I don't judge guys.
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #449 on: August 05, 2007, 09:42:38 PM »

I'll do it for you Josh.


YOU ARE SO FUCKING HOT MY RETINAS ARE ON FIRE! WHO WOULDN'T WANT A PIECE OF THAT MAN MEAT?!
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