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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #405 on: August 04, 2007, 12:29:26 AM »

Jay trashed is the funniest thing in the world.

I'm a funny drunk, and I don't try and molest people either.

"You MOTHER FUCKERRR! YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!"

Imagine a 400 pound 6'5" guy shouting that at midnight in a motel room in only his boxers, while he does a fucking belly flop from 5 feet in the air onto his bed and bounces off of it.
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #406 on: August 04, 2007, 12:30:04 AM »

Jay trashed is the funniest thing in the world.

I'm a funny drunk, and I don't try and molest people either.

"You MOTHER FUCKERRR! YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!"

Imagine a 400 pound 6'5" guy shouting that at midnight in a motel room in only his boxers, while he does a fucking belly flop from 5 feet in the air onto his bed and bounces off of it.

No.   :shock:
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #407 on: August 04, 2007, 12:30:45 AM »

Jay trashed is the funniest thing in the world.

I'm a funny drunk, and I don't try and molest people either.

"You MOTHER FUCKERRR! YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!"

Imagine a 400 pound 6'5" guy shouting that at midnight in a motel room in only his boxers, while he does a fucking belly flop from 5 feet in the air onto his bed and bounces off of it.

No.   :shock:

I didn't just imagine it.
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #408 on: August 04, 2007, 12:33:46 AM »

I was getting souped up one night and ran out of beer, there was a bottle of Riunite crap in the fridge from a failed social call, and so I drank it.  It did nothing.  (her choice, not mine.  I don't pick wine)

I was then relaying the experience to Corvette Jimmy and he explained to me, you need four bottles and a chick.  One before dinner, one during, one after, then the fourth when you're getting busy.  

I'll have to try it.  

Jay trashed is the funniest thing in the world.

I'm a funny drunk, and I don't try and molest people either.

"You MOTHER FUCKERRR! YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!"

Imagine a 400 pound 6'5" guy shouting that at midnight in a motel room in only his boxers, while he does a fucking belly flop from 5 feet in the air onto his bed and bounces off of it.

Yeah, thats why sally wasn't invited to share the couch.  No offense, J.  But that woulda been kinda...  Intense.  
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« Reply #409 on: August 04, 2007, 12:36:05 AM »

Yeah, thats why sally wasn't invited to share the couch.  No offense, J.  But that woulda been kinda...  Intense. 

That's why I didn't do salvia when I was there, I figured nobody would be able to stop me if I started acting like Josh did. Yeeeee.
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #410 on: August 04, 2007, 12:39:45 AM »

Yeah, but it has different effects on different people. Who's to say you wouldn't have just seen a massive black hole in front of you?
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« Reply #411 on: August 04, 2007, 12:40:26 AM »

Who's to say you wouldn't have just seen a massive black hole in front of you?

Fuck, don't remind me.
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #412 on: August 04, 2007, 01:30:52 AM »

fnshd lbwsk chllng.  Typng wtht vwls t sv nrgy. 
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« Reply #413 on: August 04, 2007, 01:31:22 AM »

xcpt whn y cnts s vwl.  'm typng y nywy.
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« Reply #414 on: August 04, 2007, 01:37:14 AM »

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« Reply #415 on: August 04, 2007, 01:39:08 AM »

xcpt whn y cnts s vwl.  'm typng y nywy.

w s tht.   :P
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #416 on: August 04, 2007, 01:42:24 AM »

'm trd
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #417 on: August 04, 2007, 08:23:05 AM »

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Yo tell the world to hold their breath they're breathing the wrong air
This planet belongs to me and this hippy with long hair
Two white boys who spike punch and light joints
Hang around drugs loud music and like noise
Slim Shady and Brown Trucker another bunch of mother fuckers
Who hate the world as much as each other
And I ain't leaving this party tonight
Till I see some naked bitches dancin around drunk touchin each other
Rum and Pepsi got your perception of me sketchy
Cause when I stage dive people are scared to catch me
Cause all I do is curse and fuck
So when I do shrooms you all better give me two rooms
Cause I'm fuckin the first one up
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« Reply #418 on: August 04, 2007, 01:42:59 PM »

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I smoke two joints in the morning.
I smoke two joints at night.
I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright.
I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war.
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints,
And then I smoke two more.
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #419 on: August 04, 2007, 02:15:39 PM »

FINALLY going to the drive-in tonight.  Transformers and Ratatouille.

We're thinking iced coffee for drinks, since we never seem to get home before 3 AM.
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