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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #390 on: August 04, 2007, 12:03:26 AM »

um...yeah, we really aren't that complicated.  Basically, I think we can either be divided into two groups.  Either we're attached and want to fuck, or we're single and want to fuck.  Really, its not that complicated.

For the "house of booze" conversation.  Everyone should drink Maker's Mark and the world would be happy.  :D

I need proof.  The first part. 

So go get some!

I'm trying.  It's a total epic fail! 

Drive up here.

I'm not sure you've thought this cunning plan all the way through.   :lol:

Meh, fine then.

I'd show up and you'd be like "oh", and probably be disappointed.   :?

If you say so.

Well, I'm no supermodel, and I'm not quite as flexible as a porn star.   :lol:
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #391 on: August 04, 2007, 12:05:57 AM »

I have both, and the RC is mixed with Cruzan Navy rum at the moment.
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« Reply #392 on: August 04, 2007, 12:07:07 AM »

I can't drink Cruzan anymore since I played the CSI Miami drinking game with it and drank just shy of a fifth of the stuff.
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« Reply #393 on: August 04, 2007, 12:09:07 AM »

I can't drink Cruzan anymore since I played the CSI Miami drinking game with it and drank just shy of a fifth of the stuff.

Damn, woman.
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« Reply #394 on: August 04, 2007, 12:12:13 AM »

I can't drink Cruzan anymore since I played the CSI Miami drinking game with it and drank just shy of a fifth of the stuff.

Jesus shit.  I'm surprised you didn't die. 
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« Reply #395 on: August 04, 2007, 12:14:35 AM »

I'm not sure you've thought this cunning plan all the way through.   :lol:

Meh, fine then.

Are you starting to get it now, John?

He probably will after a few more months, when he realizes it's the same thing again and again.
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #396 on: August 04, 2007, 12:15:33 AM »

So am I.  I even remember walking home and getting to my room.  I did consume this alcohol over three or four hours, and had dinner during that time.  I woke up the next morning still drunk, an hour after I was supposed to be at work.  I called in sick, and I honestly wanted to die.  Never again.
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #397 on: August 04, 2007, 12:16:35 AM »

So am I.  I even remember walking home and getting to my room.  I did consume this alcohol over three or four hours, and had dinner during that time.  I woke up the next morning still drunk, an hour after I was supposed to be at work.  I called in sick, and I honestly wanted to die.  Never again.

You're just so tiny though...seriously. 
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #398 on: August 04, 2007, 12:17:02 AM »

Death by alcohol is pretty rare.  I've only accomplished it twice.  
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« Reply #399 on: August 04, 2007, 12:19:27 AM »

I had a friend that used to beer bong wine.  She beer bonged four bottles of wine and spent the night in the local medical center getting her stomach pumped or whatever it is they do.  I probably had alcohol poisoning, but I don't know for sure.  My mom called that morning and when I answered and told her I was sick, she says, "The tequila flu's a bitch, isn't it?"

I never can fool her.
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« Reply #400 on: August 04, 2007, 12:22:06 AM »

Death by alcohol is pretty rare.  I've only accomplished it twice. 

I think I just pissed a little.
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« Reply #401 on: August 04, 2007, 12:22:59 AM »

Death by alcohol is pretty rare.  I've only accomplished it twice. 

I think I just pissed a little.

Yeah, I almost had Diet Coke come out of my nose.  Sexy, I know.   :lol:
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« Reply #402 on: August 04, 2007, 12:24:20 AM »

I had a friend that used to beer bong wine.  She beer bonged four bottles of wine and spent the night in the local medical center getting her stomach pumped or whatever it is they do.

I get more drunk off wine than anything else, and it lasts a fuckload longer. I down a bottle of Reisling and I'm trashed for the next 2 days.
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #403 on: August 04, 2007, 12:25:05 AM »

Jay trashed is the funniest thing in the world.
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #404 on: August 04, 2007, 12:26:39 AM »

Jay trashed is the funniest thing in the world.

I'm a funny drunk, and I don't try and molest people either.
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