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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #375 on: August 03, 2007, 11:29:10 PM »

um...yeah, we really aren't that complicated.  Basically, I think we can either be divided into two groups.  Either we're attached and want to fuck, or we're single and want to fuck.  Really, its not that complicated.

For the "house of booze" conversation.  Everyone should drink Maker's Mark and the world would be happy.  :D

I need proof.  The first part. 

So go get some!

I'm trying.  It's a total epic fail! 
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« Reply #376 on: August 03, 2007, 11:35:12 PM »

um...yeah, we really aren't that complicated.  Basically, I think we can either be divided into two groups.  Either we're attached and want to fuck, or we're single and want to fuck.  Really, its not that complicated.

For the "house of booze" conversation.  Everyone should drink Maker's Mark and the world would be happy.  :D

I need proof.  The first part. 

So go get some!

I'm trying.  It's a total epic fail! 

Bullshit.
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« Reply #377 on: August 03, 2007, 11:36:19 PM »

um...yeah, we really aren't that complicated.  Basically, I think we can either be divided into two groups.  Either we're attached and want to fuck, or we're single and want to fuck.  Really, its not that complicated.

For the "house of booze" conversation.  Everyone should drink Maker's Mark and the world would be happy.  :D

I need proof.  The first part. 

So go get some!

I'm trying.  It's a total epic fail! 

Drive up here.
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #378 on: August 03, 2007, 11:37:07 PM »

um...yeah, we really aren't that complicated.  Basically, I think we can either be divided into two groups.  Either we're attached and want to fuck, or we're single and want to fuck.  Really, its not that complicated.

For the "house of booze" conversation.  Everyone should drink Maker's Mark and the world would be happy.  :D

I need proof.  The first part. 

So go get some!

I'm trying.  It's a total epic fail! 

Bullshit.

Which part?!  I'm doing everything I can think of aside from actually raping the guy.  I can't tell if he wants it or not!  That = fail.  I even almost went into Victoria's Secret and bought something tonight, but then I rationalized myself out of it. 
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« Reply #379 on: August 03, 2007, 11:43:06 PM »

um...yeah, we really aren't that complicated.  Basically, I think we can either be divided into two groups.  Either we're attached and want to fuck, or we're single and want to fuck.  Really, its not that complicated.

For the "house of booze" conversation.  Everyone should drink Maker's Mark and the world would be happy.  :D

I need proof.  The first part. 

So go get some!

I'm trying.  It's a total epic fail! 

Drive up here.

I'm not sure you've thought this cunning plan all the way through.   :lol:
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« Reply #380 on: August 03, 2007, 11:43:52 PM »

um...yeah, we really aren't that complicated.  Basically, I think we can either be divided into two groups.  Either we're attached and want to fuck, or we're single and want to fuck.  Really, its not that complicated.

For the "house of booze" conversation.  Everyone should drink Maker's Mark and the world would be happy.  :D

I need proof.  The first part. 

So go get some!

I'm trying.  It's a total epic fail! 

Drive up here.

I'm not sure you've thought this cunning plan all the way through.   :lol:

Meh, fine then.
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« Reply #381 on: August 03, 2007, 11:45:34 PM »

um...yeah, we really aren't that complicated.  Basically, I think we can either be divided into two groups.  Either we're attached and want to fuck, or we're single and want to fuck.  Really, its not that complicated.

For the "house of booze" conversation.  Everyone should drink Maker's Mark and the world would be happy.  :D

I need proof.  The first part. 

So go get some!

I'm trying.  It's a total epic fail! 

Drive up here.

I'm not sure you've thought this cunning plan all the way through.   :lol:

Meh, fine then.

I'd show up and you'd be like "oh", and probably be disappointed.   :?
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #382 on: August 03, 2007, 11:52:32 PM »

So, I have some cheap-ass vodka, and need a mixer that will make it taste less cheap.  Any suggestions?
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« Reply #383 on: August 03, 2007, 11:54:42 PM »

So, I have some cheap-ass vodka, and need a mixer that will make it taste less cheap.  Any suggestions?

Something disgustingly sugary. 
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« Reply #384 on: August 03, 2007, 11:56:56 PM »

I think it's time for Bullfrogs!

Bullfrogs are two parts vodka to one part mountain Dew, with a Kool-Aid packet mixed in.  We used to drink Monarch vodka this way.
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« Reply #385 on: August 03, 2007, 11:57:28 PM »

I think it's time for Bullfrogs!

Bullfrogs are two parts vodka to one part mountain Dew, with a Kool-Aid packet mixed in.  We used to drink Monarch vodka this way.

See, the fun arrives.
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« Reply #386 on: August 03, 2007, 11:57:45 PM »

I'm not sure you've thought this cunning plan all the way through.   :lol:

Meh, fine then.

Are you starting to get it now, John?
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« Reply #387 on: August 03, 2007, 11:58:04 PM »

um...yeah, we really aren't that complicated.  Basically, I think we can either be divided into two groups.  Either we're attached and want to fuck, or we're single and want to fuck.  Really, its not that complicated.

For the "house of booze" conversation.  Everyone should drink Maker's Mark and the world would be happy.  :D

I need proof.  The first part. 

So go get some!

I'm trying.  It's a total epic fail! 

Drive up here.

I'm not sure you've thought this cunning plan all the way through.   :lol:

Meh, fine then.

I'd show up and you'd be like "oh", and probably be disappointed.   :?

If you say so.
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #388 on: August 03, 2007, 11:58:42 PM »

So, I have some cheap-ass vodka, and need a mixer that will make it taste less cheap.  Any suggestions?

RC Cola. That or Tahitian Treat.
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« Reply #389 on: August 04, 2007, 12:02:06 AM »

We don't have either one here.  But the convenience store at the end of the block has Dew.  I went to the bar, but it was so like a reunion from one of my old jobs that I had to bolt.
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