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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #360 on: August 03, 2007, 10:49:59 PM »

Not quite.  I just meant that if I understood how to attract them, I wouldn't have a problem. 

It's called self-confidence.

definitely. From what I can tell you are sexy and smart!! Thats hard to come by!!! Just go get em!

Thanks.  I'm trying.  It's not quite working.  All I know is that there's one in particular that has my hormones in a tailspin.   :x

awww ... that's when girls and probably men too, become the most self conscious

Yeah, and like my hormones really need to go any more batshit.  It's not like a dating kind of thing...it's pretty much just a sex thing.  I wouldn't mind the former, but I expect nothing. 
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« Reply #361 on: August 03, 2007, 10:52:36 PM »

Just ask him if he wants to fuck already. It won't seem weird. People do it all the time.
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« Reply #362 on: August 03, 2007, 10:53:40 PM »

Not quite.  I just meant that if I understood how to attract them, I wouldn't have a problem. 

It's called self-confidence.

definitely. From what I can tell you are sexy and smart!! Thats hard to come by!!! Just go get em!

Thanks.  I'm trying.  It's not quite working.  All I know is that there's one in particular that has my hormones in a tailspin.   :x

awww ... that's when girls and probably men too, become the most self conscious

Yeah, and like my hormones really need to go any more batshit.  It's not like a dating kind of thing...it's pretty much just a sex thing.  I wouldn't mind the former, but I expect nothing. 

yeah just ask him. if you came up to me with the same question, well, thatd be the last bit of conversation happening

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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #363 on: August 03, 2007, 10:55:01 PM »

Just ask him if he wants to fuck already. It won't seem weird. People do it all the time.

I've kind of tried, and I think I pretty much got nothing.   
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« Reply #364 on: August 03, 2007, 10:57:59 PM »

Just ask him if he wants to fuck already. It won't seem weird. People do it all the time.

I've kind of tried, and I think I pretty much got nothing.   

No, I'm not talking about 'signs' or any bullshit like that.

Go up to him, give him a really sexy look, and say "Hey, do you want to fuck later?". He'll either say one of two things: "Ummm...yeah!" or "Sorry, I can't". He won't straight up say no. Just do it or suffer not knowing what COULD have been.
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« Reply #365 on: August 03, 2007, 10:58:15 PM »

Not quite.  I just meant that if I understood how to attract them, I wouldn't have a problem. 

It's called self-confidence.

definitely. From what I can tell you are sexy and smart!! Thats hard to come by!!! Just go get em!

Thanks.  I'm trying.  It's not quite working.  All I know is that there's one in particular that has my hormones in a tailspin.   :x

awww ... that's when girls and probably men too, become the most self conscious

Yeah, and like my hormones really need to go any more batshit.  It's not like a dating kind of thing...it's pretty much just a sex thing.  I wouldn't mind the former, but I expect nothing. 

yeah just ask him. if you came up to me with the same question, well, thatd be the last bit of conversation happening



Well, all of you men are different.  And I can't figure any of you out.  Apparently not all of them feel that way.   :P
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« Reply #366 on: August 03, 2007, 10:59:30 PM »

Not quite.  I just meant that if I understood how to attract them, I wouldn't have a problem. 

It's called self-confidence.

definitely. From what I can tell you are sexy and smart!! Thats hard to come by!!! Just go get em!

Thanks.  I'm trying.  It's not quite working.  All I know is that there's one in particular that has my hormones in a tailspin.   :x

awww ... that's when girls and probably men too, become the most self conscious

Yeah, and like my hormones really need to go any more batshit.  It's not like a dating kind of thing...it's pretty much just a sex thing.  I wouldn't mind the former, but I expect nothing. 

yeah just ask him. if you came up to me with the same question, well, thatd be the last bit of conversation happening



Well, all of you men are different.  And I can't figure any of you out.  Apparently not all of them feel that way.   :P

Trust me, if he doesn't have a girlfriend, let him get a whiff of the stenchpie.
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« Reply #367 on: August 03, 2007, 10:59:45 PM »

Just ask him if he wants to fuck already. It won't seem weird. People do it all the time.

I've kind of tried, and I think I pretty much got nothing.   

No, I'm not talking about 'signs' or any bullshit like that.

Go up to him, give him a really sexy look, and say "Hey, do you want to fuck later?". He'll either say one of two things: "Ummm...yeah!" or "Sorry, I can't". He won't straight up say no. Just do it or suffer not knowing what COULD have been.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I get nothing.  Once, I made a passing comment about it in a joking sort of manner, and he was completely floored that I just came out of nowhere with it.  But since we're both usually working when we're in the same building, it's not too convenient to...things. 
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« Reply #368 on: August 03, 2007, 11:02:14 PM »

Just ask him if he wants to fuck already. It won't seem weird. People do it all the time.

I've kind of tried, and I think I pretty much got nothing.   

No, I'm not talking about 'signs' or any bullshit like that.

Go up to him, give him a really sexy look, and say "Hey, do you want to fuck later?". He'll either say one of two things: "Ummm...yeah!" or "Sorry, I can't". He won't straight up say no. Just do it or suffer not knowing what COULD have been.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I get nothing.  Once, I made a passing comment about it in a joking sort of manner, and he was completely floored that I just came out of nowhere with it.  But since we're both usually working when we're in the same building, it's not too convenient to...things. 

Try some physical contact next time you see him. Brush up against his arm. Put your hand on his shoulder. Drop a pair of sunglasses in front of him and go "oops!" and as he reaches down to pick them up for you, reach down too and put your hand on his. Then look into his eyes. Somewhere in the background you'll hear This Magic Moment playing.
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« Reply #369 on: August 03, 2007, 11:06:12 PM »

Just ask him if he wants to fuck already. It won't seem weird. People do it all the time.

I've kind of tried, and I think I pretty much got nothing.   

No, I'm not talking about 'signs' or any bullshit like that.

Go up to him, give him a really sexy look, and say "Hey, do you want to fuck later?". He'll either say one of two things: "Ummm...yeah!" or "Sorry, I can't". He won't straight up say no. Just do it or suffer not knowing what COULD have been.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I get nothing.  Once, I made a passing comment about it in a joking sort of manner, and he was completely floored that I just came out of nowhere with it.  But since we're both usually working when we're in the same building, it's not too convenient to...things. 

Try some physical contact next time you see him. Brush up against his arm. Put your hand on his shoulder. Drop a pair of sunglasses in front of him and go "oops!" and as he reaches down to pick them up for you, reach down too and put your hand on his. Then look into his eyes. Somewhere in the background you'll hear This Magic Moment playing.

Well, the only time I ever see the guy is when I'm tooling through the mall.  He always stops me though.  Or if I'm hanging out at the kiosk to take a break from my store. 
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« Reply #370 on: August 03, 2007, 11:11:55 PM »

Just ask him if he wants to fuck already. It won't seem weird. People do it all the time.

I've kind of tried, and I think I pretty much got nothing.   

No, I'm not talking about 'signs' or any bullshit like that.

Go up to him, give him a really sexy look, and say "Hey, do you want to fuck later?". He'll either say one of two things: "Ummm...yeah!" or "Sorry, I can't". He won't straight up say no. Just do it or suffer not knowing what COULD have been.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I get nothing.  Once, I made a passing comment about it in a joking sort of manner, and he was completely floored that I just came out of nowhere with it.  But since we're both usually working when we're in the same building, it's not too convenient to...things. 

Try some physical contact next time you see him. Brush up against his arm. Put your hand on his shoulder. Drop a pair of sunglasses in front of him and go "oops!" and as he reaches down to pick them up for you, reach down too and put your hand on his. Then look into his eyes. Somewhere in the background you'll hear This Magic Moment playing.

Well, the only time I ever see the guy is when I'm tooling through the mall.  He always stops me though.  Or if I'm hanging out at the kiosk to take a break from my store. 

He likes you.
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« Reply #371 on: August 03, 2007, 11:18:13 PM »

um...yeah, we really aren't that complicated.  Basically, I think we can either be divided into two groups.  Either we're attached and want to fuck, or we're single and want to fuck.  Really, its not that complicated.

For the "house of booze" conversation.  Everyone should drink Maker's Mark and the world would be happy.  :D
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« Reply #372 on: August 03, 2007, 11:19:27 PM »

Just ask him if he wants to fuck already. It won't seem weird. People do it all the time.

I've kind of tried, and I think I pretty much got nothing.   

No, I'm not talking about 'signs' or any bullshit like that.

Go up to him, give him a really sexy look, and say "Hey, do you want to fuck later?". He'll either say one of two things: "Ummm...yeah!" or "Sorry, I can't". He won't straight up say no. Just do it or suffer not knowing what COULD have been.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I get nothing.  Once, I made a passing comment about it in a joking sort of manner, and he was completely floored that I just came out of nowhere with it.  But since we're both usually working when we're in the same building, it's not too convenient to...things. 

Try some physical contact next time you see him. Brush up against his arm. Put your hand on his shoulder. Drop a pair of sunglasses in front of him and go "oops!" and as he reaches down to pick them up for you, reach down too and put your hand on his. Then look into his eyes. Somewhere in the background you'll hear This Magic Moment playing.

Well, the only time I ever see the guy is when I'm tooling through the mall.  He always stops me though.  Or if I'm hanging out at the kiosk to take a break from my store. 

He likes you.

Occasionally he'll walk by and whistle at me, but it's nothing major.  I mean, he's a nice guy.  I'd probably go ahead and have this man's children if he so desired.  But like I said, I'm not too caught up in it.  I'm just crazy horny, and when I get crazy horny, shit hits the fan. 
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« Reply #373 on: August 03, 2007, 11:20:15 PM »

um...yeah, we really aren't that complicated.  Basically, I think we can either be divided into two groups.  Either we're attached and want to fuck, or we're single and want to fuck.  Really, its not that complicated.

For the "house of booze" conversation.  Everyone should drink Maker's Mark and the world would be happy.  :D

I need proof.  The first part. 
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« Reply #374 on: August 03, 2007, 11:24:08 PM »

um...yeah, we really aren't that complicated.  Basically, I think we can either be divided into two groups.  Either we're attached and want to fuck, or we're single and want to fuck.  Really, its not that complicated.

For the "house of booze" conversation.  Everyone should drink Maker's Mark and the world would be happy.  :D

I need proof.  The first part. 

So go get some!
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