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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #255 on: August 01, 2007, 11:30:00 PM »

Why because at the Shaw/Keyser compound I'd keep you around for selfish sexy reasons?


Something like that. 

I always find it amusing when women who qualify as fairly attractive, even slightly more attractive than the woman I chose to spend the rest of my life with, (And I think is as hot as hell.) go on and on about how ugly they think they are.

Kinda silly.


*Don't bag on me for admitting that someone is better looking than my wife. I love her more than anything, but that doesn't automatically makke her aphro-fucking-dite.
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #256 on: August 01, 2007, 11:30:24 PM »

Bitches, Guns, and Booze.

I think we have a winner. You have the booze, I'll take and occasionally share the guns and bitches.

Seriously though, I'm gonna start an underground railroad for Libertarians.

Be careful, you might get stuck having me around.   :P

Ok.

That coffee spiked? 

Why because at the Shaw/Keyser compound I'd keep you around for selfish sexy reasons?

Something like that. 

You have a problem wearing torn up clothing and doing menial tasks?

Torn up clothing doesn't sound like it would be terribly becoming.  Menial tasks...it depends on the tasks. 
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #257 on: August 01, 2007, 11:31:22 PM »

Why because at the Shaw/Keyser compound I'd keep you around for selfish sexy reasons?


Something like that. 

*Don't bag on me for admitting that someone is better looking than my wife. I love her more than anything, but that doesn't automatically makke her aphro-fucking-dite.

I'm telling.
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #258 on: August 01, 2007, 11:32:20 PM »

Bitches, Guns, and Booze.

I think we have a winner. You have the booze, I'll take and occasionally share the guns and bitches.

Seriously though, I'm gonna start an underground railroad for Libertarians.

Be careful, you might get stuck having me around.   :P

Ok.

That coffee spiked? 

Why because at the Shaw/Keyser compound I'd keep you around for selfish sexy reasons?

Something like that. 

You have a problem wearing torn up clothing and doing menial tasks?

Torn up clothing doesn't sound like it would be terribly becoming.  Menial tasks...it depends on the tasks. 

Ok, no clothing and the tasks, well, you'll enjoy em.
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #259 on: August 01, 2007, 11:32:26 PM »

Torn up clothing doesn't sound like it would be terribly becoming.  Menial tasks...it depends on the tasks. 

I think he was implying somewhere between:

A. Hon, take out the garbage, will you?
And
B. Biotch! Get in the kitchen and make me a turkey pot pie!
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« Reply #260 on: August 01, 2007, 11:33:16 PM »

I like clothing, it keeps me covered.  And warm.  And it also keeps me from being arrested in public. 
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« Reply #262 on: August 01, 2007, 11:35:14 PM »

Richard.  Seriously.  What the fuck? 
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« Reply #263 on: August 01, 2007, 11:36:47 PM »

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« Reply #264 on: August 01, 2007, 11:37:39 PM »

Richard should have 'The Animal' used on him:

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« Reply #265 on: August 01, 2007, 11:38:34 PM »

Richard.  Seriously.  What the fuck? 

We need a wider selection of emoticons, Lindsey.

I'll hop right on that. 
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #266 on: August 01, 2007, 11:40:22 PM »

I like clothing, it keeps me covered.  And warm.  And it also keeps me from being arrested in public. 

In my room isn't public, which, consequently is where you'll perform your tasks.
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #267 on: August 01, 2007, 11:40:58 PM »

Richard.  Seriously.  What the fuck? 

We need a wider selection of emoticons, Lindsey.

I'll hop right on that. 

Do I even need to...
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #268 on: August 01, 2007, 11:47:47 PM »

Wasn't this thread supposed to be about people getting intoxicated?
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #269 on: August 01, 2007, 11:52:01 PM »

Wasn't this thread supposed to be about people getting intoxicated?

And sex.
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