J.C. Keyser's House of Booze

[John Shaw]

Keyser's Freehold.

Figures, after using all of my self control to not use my name in the title.

Shaw's Sanctuary of Significant Sassyness.

[jckeyser]

Keyser's Freehold.

Figures, after using all of my self control to not use my name in the title.

Shaw's Sanctuary of Significant Sassyness.

Bitches, Guns, and Booze.

[Lindsey]

I'm pretty sure he can see.   

Oh, with the difficulty taking compliments.

It's one of her strong points.

Well, okay.  I'm sure the guy can see because he doesn't swing a big stick in front of him, or walk with a dog.   

Sorry, I can't help it.   

[John Shaw]

Bitches, Guns, and Booze.

I think we have a winner. You have the booze, I'll take and occasionally share the guns and bitches.

Seriously though, I'm gonna start an underground railroad for Libertarians.

[Lindsey]

Bitches, Guns, and Booze.

I think we have a winner. You have the booze, I'll take and occasionally share the guns and bitches.

Seriously though, I'm gonna start an underground railroad for Libertarians.

Be careful, you might get stuck having me around.   

[jckeyser]

I'm pretty sure he can see.   

Oh, with the difficulty taking compliments.

It's one of her strong points.

Well, okay.  I'm sure the guy can see because he doesn't swing a big stick in front of him, or walk with a dog.   

Sorry, I can't help it.   

Ok, so I can have my way with you, so long as I'm not nice about it?
I'm ok with that.

[John Shaw]

Be careful, you might get stuck having me around.   

I told you that you'd have a place to stay*, if you wanted to move up here.

*Until you got your own fucking place, freeloader! 

[jckeyser]

Bitches, Guns, and Booze.

I think we have a winner. You have the booze, I'll take and occasionally share the guns and bitches.

Seriously though, I'm gonna start an underground railroad for Libertarians.

Be careful, you might get stuck having me around.   

Ok.

[Ed]

Bitches, Guns, and Booze.

I think we have a winner. You have the booze, I'll take and occasionally share the guns and bitches.

Seriously though, I'm gonna start an underground railroad for Libertarians.

I'll bring pot.

[Lindsey]

Bitches, Guns, and Booze.

I think we have a winner. You have the booze, I'll take and occasionally share the guns and bitches.

Seriously though, I'm gonna start an underground railroad for Libertarians.

Be careful, you might get stuck having me around.   

Ok.

That coffee spiked? 

[jckeyser]

Bitches, Guns, and Booze.

I think we have a winner. You have the booze, I'll take and occasionally share the guns and bitches.

Seriously though, I'm gonna start an underground railroad for Libertarians.

Be careful, you might get stuck having me around.   

Ok.

That coffee spiked? 

Why because at the Shaw/Keyser compound I'd keep you around for selfish sexy reasons?

[John Shaw]

Dick 3.0 apparently only expresses himself in emoticons now.

[Lindsey]

Bitches, Guns, and Booze.

I think we have a winner. You have the booze, I'll take and occasionally share the guns and bitches.

Seriously though, I'm gonna start an underground railroad for Libertarians.

Be careful, you might get stuck having me around.   

Ok.

That coffee spiked? 

Why because at the Shaw/Keyser compound I'd keep you around for selfish sexy reasons?

Something like that. 

[bonerjoe]

Linzamatic and Shiny = Somewhere between 8 1/2 and 9.

What is this, the olympics?

[jckeyser]

Bitches, Guns, and Booze.

I think we have a winner. You have the booze, I'll take and occasionally share the guns and bitches.

Seriously though, I'm gonna start an underground railroad for Libertarians.

Be careful, you might get stuck having me around.   

Ok.

That coffee spiked? 

Why because at the Shaw/Keyser compound I'd keep you around for selfish sexy reasons?

Something like that. 

You have a problem wearing torn up clothing and doing menial tasks?