Welcome to the Free Talk Live bulletin board system!
This board is closed to new users and new posts.  Thank you to all our great mods and users over the years.  Details here.
185859 Posts in 9829 Topics by 1371 Members
Latest Member: cjt26
Home Help
+  The Free Talk Live BBS
|-+  Free Talk Live
| |-+  General
| | |-+  J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Pages: 1 ... 14 15 [16] 17 18 ... 148   Go Down

Author Topic: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze  (Read 293144 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

John Shaw

  • Global Moderator
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 17244
    • View Profile
    • Think Twice Productions
Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #225 on: August 01, 2007, 11:08:48 PM »

Linzamatic and Shiny = Somewhere between 8 1/2 and 9.
Logged
"btw its not a claim. Its documented fact."

Ed

  • Guest
Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #226 on: August 01, 2007, 11:09:21 PM »

It was on 13 Going On 30 as well. "Do you want to be the pot or the kettle?  'Cause either way, they're both BLACK!"

How racist. I knew Jennifer Garner hated blacks...

She apparently hates food and acting lessons.

Oh come on.  You'd hit it. 

I think he'd rather hit you.

Yup.

Drunk?

No, sir. Coffee.

Ah.

Quote from: Lindsey
He must be.

And Lindsey, you are ten times more sexier when you're confident. There was a spell there for about a week when you were on a serious fucking roll and I was like "damn, that pig-in-training must have winked at her or something", but then you lost it. You keep regaining it back every few days though.

I want Permanent-Confident Lindsey. :(

Oh he more than winks.  He started the suggestive behavior, but it's just flirtation.  It's cool.  I'm not gonna get my panties in a bunch over some guy that can have any woman he wants. 

Yeah, most women want pigs. :|
Logged

Lindsey

  • Rock Star
  • Global Moderator
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 30370
  • I like Mars.
    • View Profile
Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #227 on: August 01, 2007, 11:10:31 PM »

It was on 13 Going On 30 as well. "Do you want to be the pot or the kettle?  'Cause either way, they're both BLACK!"

How racist. I knew Jennifer Garner hated blacks...

She apparently hates food and acting lessons.

Oh come on.  You'd hit it. 

I think he'd rather hit you.

Yup.

Drunk?

No, sir. Coffee.

Ah.

Quote from: Lindsey
He must be.

And Lindsey, you are ten times more sexier when you're confident. There was a spell there for about a week when you were on a serious fucking roll and I was like "damn, that pig-in-training must have winked at her or something", but then you lost it. You keep regaining it back every few days though.

I want Permanent-Confident Lindsey. :(

Oh he more than winks.  He started the suggestive behavior, but it's just flirtation.  It's cool.  I'm not gonna get my panties in a bunch over some guy that can have any woman he wants. 

I'll get you back in my throes soon. Any woman? No fucking way.

Oh no, trust me.  Any of them.  I think all the women in the building pretty much throw themselves at him.   :lol:
Logged
Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.
         -George W. Bush

jckeyser

  • Guest
Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #228 on: August 01, 2007, 11:11:12 PM »

Linzamatic and Shiny = Somewhere between 8 1/2 and 9.

I bet you have a lot of guns at your crib. We need to consolidate and go build a cabin in the woods. You can bring your wife. I'll entice Lindsey with me charms.
Logged

jckeyser

  • Guest
Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #229 on: August 01, 2007, 11:11:51 PM »

It was on 13 Going On 30 as well. "Do you want to be the pot or the kettle?  'Cause either way, they're both BLACK!"

How racist. I knew Jennifer Garner hated blacks...

She apparently hates food and acting lessons.

Oh come on.  You'd hit it. 

I think he'd rather hit you.

Yup.

Drunk?

No, sir. Coffee.

Ah.

Quote from: Lindsey
He must be.

And Lindsey, you are ten times more sexier when you're confident. There was a spell there for about a week when you were on a serious fucking roll and I was like "damn, that pig-in-training must have winked at her or something", but then you lost it. You keep regaining it back every few days though.

I want Permanent-Confident Lindsey. :(

Oh he more than winks.  He started the suggestive behavior, but it's just flirtation.  It's cool.  I'm not gonna get my panties in a bunch over some guy that can have any woman he wants. 

I'll get you back in my throes soon. Any woman? No fucking way.

Oh no, trust me.  Any of them.  I think all the women in the building pretty much throw themselves at him.   :lol:

Silly blind bastard.
Logged

John Shaw

  • Global Moderator
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 17244
    • View Profile
    • Think Twice Productions
Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #230 on: August 01, 2007, 11:13:15 PM »

Linzamatic and Shiny = Somewhere between 8 1/2 and 9.

I bet you have a lot of guns at your crib. We need to consolidate and go build a cabin in the woods. You can bring your wife. I'll entice Lindsey with me charms.

I have many guns. I also am about to buy a house in the boonies. 7.3 acres. Surrounded by woods. You buy the graham crackers, candy bars and marshmallows, and I bring the steaks and hot tub.
Logged
"btw its not a claim. Its documented fact."

Lindsey

  • Rock Star
  • Global Moderator
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 30370
  • I like Mars.
    • View Profile
Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #231 on: August 01, 2007, 11:13:43 PM »

I'm pretty sure he can see.   :lol:
Logged
Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.
         -George W. Bush

jckeyser

  • Guest
Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #232 on: August 01, 2007, 11:14:09 PM »

Linzamatic and Shiny = Somewhere between 8 1/2 and 9.

I bet you have a lot of guns at your crib. We need to consolidate and go build a cabin in the woods. You can bring your wife. I'll entice Lindsey with me charms.

I have many guns. I also am about to buy a house in the boonies. 7.3 acres. Surrounded by woods. You buy the graham crackers, candy bars and marshmallows, and I bring the steaks and hot tub.

Fuck yeah. Got 20 grand in the bank.
Logged

jckeyser

  • Guest
Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #233 on: August 01, 2007, 11:14:56 PM »

I'm pretty sure he can see.   :lol:

Oh, with the difficulty taking compliments.
Logged

John Shaw

  • Global Moderator
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 17244
    • View Profile
    • Think Twice Productions
Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #234 on: August 01, 2007, 11:15:07 PM »

Fuck yeah. Got 20 grand in the bank.

Then it's a plan.

Freedom Gulch a good enough name?*

Edit: It isn't in a gulch, but whatever.
Logged
"btw its not a claim. Its documented fact."

Ed

  • Guest
Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #235 on: August 01, 2007, 11:15:21 PM »

I'm pretty sure he can see.   :lol:

Oh, with the difficulty taking compliments.

It's one of her strong points.
Logged

jckeyser

  • Guest
Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #236 on: August 01, 2007, 11:16:16 PM »

Fuck yeah. Got 20 grand in the bank.

Then it's a plan.

Freedom Gulch a good enough name?*

Edit: It isn't in a gulch, but whatever.

Keyser's Freehold.
Logged

John Shaw

  • Global Moderator
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 17244
    • View Profile
    • Think Twice Productions
Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #237 on: August 01, 2007, 11:16:26 PM »

:?

Quiet you.

Dick 3.0 is a weenie sometimes.
Logged
"btw its not a claim. Its documented fact."

jckeyser

  • Guest
Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #238 on: August 01, 2007, 11:16:55 PM »

Linzamatic and Shiny = Somewhere between 8 1/2 and 9.

I bet you have a lot of guns at your crib. We need to consolidate and go build a cabin in the woods. You can bring your wife. I'll entice Lindsey with me charms.

I have many guns. I also am about to buy a house in the boonies. 7.3 acres. Surrounded by woods. You buy the graham crackers, candy bars and marshmallows, and I bring the steaks and hot tub.

 :?

Upset because two men didn't invite you into their hottub?
Logged

Ed

  • Guest
Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #239 on: August 01, 2007, 11:16:59 PM »

:?

Quiet you.

Dick 3.0 is a weenie sometimes.

He's just sad because he never gets invited to the parties.
Logged
Pages: 1 ... 14 15 [16] 17 18 ... 148   Go Up
+  The Free Talk Live BBS
|-+  Free Talk Live
| |-+  General
| | |-+  J.C. Keyser's House of Booze

// ]]>

Page created in 0.025 seconds with 32 queries.