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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #210 on: August 01, 2007, 10:58:44 PM »

It was on 13 Going On 30 as well. "Do you want to be the pot or the kettle?  'Cause either way, they're both BLACK!"

How racist. I knew Jennifer Garner hated blacks...

She apparently hates food and acting lessons.

Oh come on.  You'd hit it. 

I think he'd rather hit you.

He has permission. 

What falls under this permission?
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #211 on: August 01, 2007, 10:59:44 PM »

It was on 13 Going On 30 as well. "Do you want to be the pot or the kettle?  'Cause either way, they're both BLACK!"

How racist. I knew Jennifer Garner hated blacks...

She apparently hates food and acting lessons.

Oh come on.  You'd hit it. 

I think he'd rather hit you.

Yup.
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #212 on: August 01, 2007, 10:59:48 PM »

Thank the FSM my name isn't Jenny.   :lol:  What do Mark and Ian say on the issue?  I tend to ignore them occasionally. 

They're both the "Get into a relationship and then try to convert them." types. Which is the dumbest fucking thing ever, from a relationship standpoint.
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #213 on: August 01, 2007, 11:00:06 PM »

It was on 13 Going On 30 as well. "Do you want to be the pot or the kettle?  'Cause either way, they're both BLACK!"

How racist. I knew Jennifer Garner hated blacks...

She apparently hates food and acting lessons.

Oh come on.  You'd hit it. 

I think he'd rather hit you.

He has permission. 

What falls under this permission?

Things.  Of a sexual nature.  No biting above the neck and no buttsecks. 
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« Reply #214 on: August 01, 2007, 11:00:36 PM »

no buttsecks. 


You just spoiled all the fun.
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #215 on: August 01, 2007, 11:00:48 PM »

It was on 13 Going On 30 as well. "Do you want to be the pot or the kettle?  'Cause either way, they're both BLACK!"

How racist. I knew Jennifer Garner hated blacks...

She apparently hates food and acting lessons.

Oh come on.  You'd hit it. 

I think he'd rather hit you.

Yup.

Drunk?
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« Reply #216 on: August 01, 2007, 11:01:27 PM »

It was on 13 Going On 30 as well. "Do you want to be the pot or the kettle?  'Cause either way, they're both BLACK!"

How racist. I knew Jennifer Garner hated blacks...

She apparently hates food and acting lessons.

Oh come on.  You'd hit it. 

I think he'd rather hit you.

He has permission. 

What falls under this permission?

and no buttsecks. 

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« Reply #217 on: August 01, 2007, 11:01:50 PM »

It was on 13 Going On 30 as well. "Do you want to be the pot or the kettle?  'Cause either way, they're both BLACK!"

How racist. I knew Jennifer Garner hated blacks...

She apparently hates food and acting lessons.

Oh come on.  You'd hit it. 

I think he'd rather hit you.

Yup.

Drunk?

He must be. 
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #218 on: August 01, 2007, 11:02:04 PM »

It was on 13 Going On 30 as well. "Do you want to be the pot or the kettle?  'Cause either way, they're both BLACK!"

How racist. I knew Jennifer Garner hated blacks...

She apparently hates food and acting lessons.

Oh come on.  You'd hit it. 

I think he'd rather hit you.

Yup.

Drunk?

No, sir. Coffee.
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« Reply #219 on: August 01, 2007, 11:03:08 PM »

It was on 13 Going On 30 as well. "Do you want to be the pot or the kettle?  'Cause either way, they're both BLACK!"

How racist. I knew Jennifer Garner hated blacks...

She apparently hates food and acting lessons.

Oh come on.  You'd hit it. 

I think he'd rather hit you.

He has permission. 

What falls under this permission?

Things.  Of a sexual nature.  No biting above the neck and no buttsecks. 

But anything else?
I'm way more than ok with that.
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #220 on: August 01, 2007, 11:04:38 PM »

It was on 13 Going On 30 as well. "Do you want to be the pot or the kettle?  'Cause either way, they're both BLACK!"

How racist. I knew Jennifer Garner hated blacks...

She apparently hates food and acting lessons.

Oh come on.  You'd hit it. 

I think he'd rather hit you.

Yup.

Drunk?

No, sir. Coffee.

Ah.

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I want Permanent-Confident Lindsey. :(
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« Reply #221 on: August 01, 2007, 11:04:58 PM »

I almost got married at 19, and I'm eternally glad that I didn't.  I'm kind of more at the 'copious amounts of sex' stage myself, but I'm hoping Shaw is right, after I finish school and am out in the world for a few years (and get the hell out of Idaho) that it will happen for me.

Mostly, though, I try not to think about it.  I should have just pledged a sorority at school.  I'd probably get copious amounts of sex then.

But then again, who wants to be a 26 year old sorority sister living in the house?  Not me.
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« Reply #222 on: August 01, 2007, 11:06:23 PM »

I almost got married at 19, and I'm eternally glad that I didn't.  I'm kind of more at the 'copious amounts of sex' stage myself, but I'm hoping Shaw is right, after I finish school and am out in the world for a few years (and get the hell out of Idaho) that it will happen for me.

Mostly, though, I try not to think about it.  I should have just pledged a sorority at school.  I'd probably get copious amounts of sex then.

But then again, who wants to be a 26 year old sorority sister living in the house?  Not me.

I almost did, too. Same age.
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #223 on: August 01, 2007, 11:07:33 PM »

It was on 13 Going On 30 as well. "Do you want to be the pot or the kettle?  'Cause either way, they're both BLACK!"

How racist. I knew Jennifer Garner hated blacks...

She apparently hates food and acting lessons.

Oh come on.  You'd hit it. 

I think he'd rather hit you.

Yup.

Drunk?

No, sir. Coffee.

Ah.

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He must be.

And Lindsey, you are ten times more sexier when you're confident. There was a spell there for about a week when you were on a serious fucking roll and I was like "damn, that pig-in-training must have winked at her or something", but then you lost it. You keep regaining it back every few days though.

I want Permanent-Confident Lindsey. :(

Oh he more than winks.  He started the suggestive behavior, but it's just flirtation.  It's cool.  I'm not gonna get my panties in a bunch over some guy that can have any woman he wants. 
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #224 on: August 01, 2007, 11:08:35 PM »

It was on 13 Going On 30 as well. "Do you want to be the pot or the kettle?  'Cause either way, they're both BLACK!"

How racist. I knew Jennifer Garner hated blacks...

She apparently hates food and acting lessons.

Oh come on.  You'd hit it. 

I think he'd rather hit you.

Yup.

Drunk?

No, sir. Coffee.

Ah.

Quote from: Lindsey
He must be.

And Lindsey, you are ten times more sexier when you're confident. There was a spell there for about a week when you were on a serious fucking roll and I was like "damn, that pig-in-training must have winked at her or something", but then you lost it. You keep regaining it back every few days though.

I want Permanent-Confident Lindsey. :(

Oh he more than winks.  He started the suggestive behavior, but it's just flirtation.  It's cool.  I'm not gonna get my panties in a bunch over some guy that can have any woman he wants. 

I'll get you back in my throes soon. Any woman? No fucking way.
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