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« Reply #195 on: August 01, 2007, 10:47:36 PM »

That's not love, it's lust.  Love is like banging your head against a brick wall and hoping for the best. 

But don't you love to lust?
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« Reply #196 on: August 01, 2007, 10:48:19 PM »

No shit.  I never wanted to become one of those perpetually single "LOVE SUCKS!" girls, but it kind of just happened.

Me either.  I always wanted to be in love and get married.  Now that all sounds like bullshit, and I'd rather just have copious amounts of sex with someone on a regular basis.
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« Reply #197 on: August 01, 2007, 10:48:42 PM »

It was on 13 Going On 30 as well. "Do you want to be the pot or the kettle?  'Cause either way, they're both BLACK!"

How racist. I knew Jennifer Garner hated blacks...

She apparently hates food and acting lessons.

Oh come on.  You'd hit it. 

I think he'd rather hit you.

He has permission. 

When did this happen?
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« Reply #198 on: August 01, 2007, 10:49:12 PM »

No shit.  I never wanted to become one of those perpetually single "LOVE SUCKS!" girls, but it kind of just happened.

Me either.  I always wanted to be in love and get married.  Now that all sounds like bullshit, and I'd rather just have copious amounts of sex with someone on a regular basis.

Best plan ever.
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« Reply #199 on: August 01, 2007, 10:50:38 PM »

No shit.  I never wanted to become one of those perpetually single "LOVE SUCKS!" girls, but it kind of just happened.

Me either.  I always wanted to be in love and get married.  Now that all sounds like bullshit, and I'd rather just have copious amounts of sex with someone on a regular basis.

Bah! I got married at thirty. You're just not ready yet. The only reason people get married that young any more is pregnancy and denial. :-P

Your time will come.
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« Reply #200 on: August 01, 2007, 10:51:21 PM »

No shit.  I never wanted to become one of those perpetually single "LOVE SUCKS!" girls, but it kind of just happened.

Me either.  I always wanted to be in love and get married.  Now that all sounds like bullshit, and I'd rather just have copious amounts of sex with someone on a regular basis.
thats quite a judgement to make at 19
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« Reply #201 on: August 01, 2007, 10:51:53 PM »

No shit.  I never wanted to become one of those perpetually single "LOVE SUCKS!" girls, but it kind of just happened.

Me either.  I always wanted to be in love and get married.  Now that all sounds like bullshit, and I'd rather just have copious amounts of sex with someone on a regular basis.

Bah! I got married at thirty. You're just not ready yet. The only reason people get married that young any more is pregnancy and denial. :-P

Your time will come.

I'm not so sure.  It's not looking up.   :lol:
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« Reply #202 on: August 01, 2007, 10:52:17 PM »

No shit.  I never wanted to become one of those perpetually single "LOVE SUCKS!" girls, but it kind of just happened.

Me either.  I always wanted to be in love and get married.  Now that all sounds like bullshit, and I'd rather just have copious amounts of sex with someone on a regular basis.
thats quite a judgement to make at 19

Some of us have little issue with that judgement.
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« Reply #203 on: August 01, 2007, 10:54:41 PM »

No shit.  I never wanted to become one of those perpetually single "LOVE SUCKS!" girls, but it kind of just happened.

Me either.  I always wanted to be in love and get married.  Now that all sounds like bullshit, and I'd rather just have copious amounts of sex with someone on a regular basis.
thats quite a judgement to make at 19

You make an excellent point, but I feel like it's of reasonable certainty.   :?
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« Reply #204 on: August 01, 2007, 10:54:43 PM »

No shit.  I never wanted to become one of those perpetually single "LOVE SUCKS!" girls, but it kind of just happened.

Me either.  I always wanted to be in love and get married.  Now that all sounds like bullshit, and I'd rather just have copious amounts of sex with someone on a regular basis.
thats quite a judgement to make at 19

Some of us have little issue with that judgement.

thats cool, but to think that marriage will never happen at 19 just seems a little pre-mature to me.
I married at 20 after spending a year apart from my longtime boyfriend... so maybe I'm not one to talk.
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« Reply #205 on: August 01, 2007, 10:56:28 PM »

I'm not so sure.  It's not looking up.   :lol:

Gimmie a break. You're just not ready yet. I had a terrible time for years. Was dumped after wedding plans started twice, cheated on once, (That I know of.) dated a few crazy bitches named Jenny. (There's a million crazy bitches named Jenny or Jen or Jennifer or Shay or Shea.)

That's Ok though. Just make sure you get a libertarian. Ian and Mark are wrong on this issue. Pain in the ass to find one, but life is much easier.
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« Reply #206 on: August 01, 2007, 10:56:44 PM »

No shit.  I never wanted to become one of those perpetually single "LOVE SUCKS!" girls, but it kind of just happened.

Me either.  I always wanted to be in love and get married.  Now that all sounds like bullshit, and I'd rather just have copious amounts of sex with someone on a regular basis.

Bah! I got married at thirty. You're just not ready yet. The only reason people get married that young any more is pregnancy and denial. :-P

Your time will come.

Meh.
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« Reply #207 on: August 01, 2007, 10:56:59 PM »

No shit.  I never wanted to become one of those perpetually single "LOVE SUCKS!" girls, but it kind of just happened.

Me either.  I always wanted to be in love and get married.  Now that all sounds like bullshit, and I'd rather just have copious amounts of sex with someone on a regular basis.
thats quite a judgement to make at 19

You make an excellent point, but I feel like it's of reasonable certainty.   :?

well take it from me, if you're sure about that, you're not missing much lol. just a piece of paper...
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« Reply #208 on: August 01, 2007, 10:58:04 PM »

I'm not so sure.  It's not looking up.   :lol:

Gimmie a break. You're just not ready yet. I had a terrible time for years. Was dumped after wedding plans started twice, cheated on once, (That I know of.) dated a few crazy bitches named Jenny. (There's a million crazy bitches named Jenny or Jen or Jennifer or Shay or Shea.)

That's Ok though. Just make sure you get a libertarian. Ian and Mark are wrong on this issue. Pain in the ass to find one, but life is much easier.

Thank the FSM my name isn't Jenny.   :lol:  What do Mark and Ian say on the issue?  I tend to ignore them occasionally. 
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« Reply #209 on: August 01, 2007, 10:58:27 PM »

Meh.

Don't "Meh" me, mister! Go to your room!

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