J.C. Keyser's House of Booze

[Bill Brasky]

I filtered it through my survival straw. 

[Brent]

I'm the opposite.  Ice cold and blindingly hot. 

I like to make them compliment one another. Like some three mile island wings and a pitcher of beer with ice slush floating around in it.

Ya.  They make 'em pret-ty hot 'round here.

I insist this is the bar-food capital of the world, but I'm probably just adjusted to it.  Got wings in Jersey once, almost spat 'em out on the floor in disgust.  They were breaded!  With...  with breading!  I recoiled in horror.  I had to go lie down.  I drove home, stopped at the first church I saw and swished my mouth out with holy water. 

Unbreaded wings suck. Hooters rulez.

If you die tonight, the world as a whole will have better taste.  In wings, at least. 

Just kidding. 





Kind of. 

Also, it's the bird for me again tonight. 

[bonerjoe]

Gah.  I'm still growing my hair back in from the last time you said that, ripping tufts out by the handfull. 


(Pretty funny, spellcheck suggests I use "barfed" instead of "bar-food")

Now, if they fry them crispy and they just dust some flavor powder on there, something like Quaker Steak and Lube, then they're ok.

[Elitist Bitch]

The rum is gone!

[bonerjoe]

I has gin.

[Bill Brasky]

Gah.  I'm still growing my hair back in from the last time you said that, ripping tufts out by the handfull. 


(Pretty funny, spellcheck suggests I use "barfed" instead of "bar-food")

Now, if they fry them crispy and they just dust some flavor powder on there, something like Quaker Steak and Lube, then they're ok.

Yea.  Sometimes they're served around here with a dry rub, or a peppery cajun butter is brushed on.  But mostly, its bbq sauce in varying degrees of heat. 

[aquabanianskakid]

Nope just the sound of ruby slippers clinkin together three times during the moaning of an orgasm.

Take me home bitch.

Why is it that all your interests prefer me?   

Because I wont sleep on his couch.

You probably wouldn't sleep on mine either! 

Why not?

I don't know.  Why would you want to sleep on someone's couch? 

The point is I'd be scared to sleep on his, but not on yours...
From an older thread.

I know, because his couch is nasty, and he'd molest you.   

Actually the new couch is rather clean... it was the old futon that was covered in bodily fluids.

[jckeyser]

Gah.  I'm still growing my hair back in from the last time you said that, ripping tufts out by the handfull. 


(Pretty funny, spellcheck suggests I use "barfed" instead of "bar-food")

Now, if they fry them crispy and they just dust some flavor powder on there, something like Quaker Steak and Lube, then they're ok.

Yea.  Sometimes they're served around here with a dry rub, or a peppery cajun butter is brushed on.  But mostly, its bbq sauce in varying degrees of heat. 

Also, the less breading, the more you can consume.

[Bill Brasky]

Gah.  I'm still growing my hair back in from the last time you said that, ripping tufts out by the handfull. 


(Pretty funny, spellcheck suggests I use "barfed" instead of "bar-food")

Now, if they fry them crispy and they just dust some flavor powder on there, something like Quaker Steak and Lube, then they're ok.

Yea.  Sometimes they're served around here with a dry rub, or a peppery cajun butter is brushed on.  But mostly, its bbq sauce in varying degrees of heat. 

Also, the less breading, the more you can consume.

Certainly.  There is no legitimate reason to pollute the dietary habits of a carnivore. 

[jckeyser]

Gah.  I'm still growing my hair back in from the last time you said that, ripping tufts out by the handfull. 


(Pretty funny, spellcheck suggests I use "barfed" instead of "bar-food")

Now, if they fry them crispy and they just dust some flavor powder on there, something like Quaker Steak and Lube, then they're ok.

Yea.  Sometimes they're served around here with a dry rub, or a peppery cajun butter is brushed on.  But mostly, its bbq sauce in varying degrees of heat. 

Also, the less breading, the more you can consume.

Certainly.  There is no legitimate reason to pollute the dietary habits of a carnivore. 

I for one can see none...

[jckeyser]

Gah.  I'm still growing my hair back in from the last time you said that, ripping tufts out by the handfull. 


(Pretty funny, spellcheck suggests I use "barfed" instead of "bar-food")

Now, if they fry them crispy and they just dust some flavor powder on there, something like Quaker Steak and Lube, then they're ok.

Yea.  Sometimes they're served around here with a dry rub, or a peppery cajun butter is brushed on.  But mostly, its bbq sauce in varying degrees of heat. 

Also, the less breading, the more you can consume.

Certainly.  There is no legitimate reason to pollute the dietary habits of a carnivore. 

Actually just drinking some espresso and watching baseball tonight.

[Bill Brasky]

Work.  Then drink.  Then mongo go home. 

[jckeyser]

Nope just the sound of ruby slippers clinkin together three times during the moaning of an orgasm.

Take me home bitch.

Why is it that all your interests prefer me?   

Because I wont sleep on his couch.

You probably wouldn't sleep on mine either! 

Why not?

I don't know.  Why would you want to sleep on someone's couch? 

The point is I'd be scared to sleep on his, but not on yours...
From an older thread.

I know, because his couch is nasty, and he'd molest you.   

Actually the new couch is rather clean... it was the old futon that was covered in bodily fluids.

What can I say right now to convey my sense of being uncomfortable.....

[Lindsey]

I'm overdosing on over-the-counter cold medication.  The lack of pseudoephedrine is making me sad, though. 

[jckeyser]

I'm overdosing on over-the-counter cold medication.  The lack of pseudoephedrine is making me sad, though. 

Yeah that ban is some bullshit.
Hope you feel better.