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aquabanianskakid

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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #15 on: July 18, 2007, 07:34:13 PM »

Yeah, damn my father and his ever so tiny bit of english genetics. I forgive him though, because he also gave me some scottish and irish blood.
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #16 on: July 18, 2007, 08:07:56 PM »

I'm the opposite.  Ice cold and blindingly hot. 
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #17 on: July 18, 2007, 08:18:29 PM »

I'm the opposite.  Ice cold and blindingly hot. 

I like to make them compliment one another. Like some three mile island wings and a pitcher of beer with ice slush floating around in it.
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« Reply #18 on: July 18, 2007, 09:04:29 PM »

a pitcher of beer with ice slush floating around in it.

If I had beer slushies, the world would be complete.
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #19 on: July 18, 2007, 09:06:45 PM »

a pitcher of beer with ice slush floating around in it.

If I had beer slushies, the world would be complete.

I'm sure it can be done.  What about like, a beer Sno-Kone?
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #20 on: July 18, 2007, 09:07:59 PM »

a pitcher of beer with ice slush floating around in it.

If I had beer slushies, the world would be complete.

I'm sure it can be done.  What about like, a beer Sno-Kone?

Its be easy, ice, beer and a blender.
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #21 on: July 18, 2007, 09:08:40 PM »

a pitcher of beer with ice slush floating around in it.

If I had beer slushies, the world would be complete.

I'm sure it can be done.  What about like, a beer Sno-Kone?

Its be easy, ice, beer and a blender.

I don't think he wants to water down the beer.  I'd say beer cubes are in order. 
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #22 on: July 18, 2007, 09:09:32 PM »

a pitcher of beer with ice slush floating around in it.

If I had beer slushies, the world would be complete.

I'm sure it can be done.  What about like, a beer Sno-Kone?

Its be easy, ice, beer and a blender.

I don't think he wants to water down the beer.  I'd say beer cubes are in order. 

Big talk comin' from a lightweight.
You're right though, most cheap beer is watered down enough already.
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #23 on: July 18, 2007, 09:09:59 PM »

a pitcher of beer with ice slush floating around in it.

If I had beer slushies, the world would be complete.

I'm sure it can be done.  What about like, a beer Sno-Kone?

A slushie is infinite smoothness. Sno-kones are chunkier.
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #24 on: July 18, 2007, 09:10:44 PM »

a pitcher of beer with ice slush floating around in it.

If I had beer slushies, the world would be complete.

I'm sure it can be done.  What about like, a beer Sno-Kone?

Its be easy, ice, beer and a blender.

I don't think he wants to water down the beer.  I'd say beer cubes are in order. 

Big talk comin' from a lightweight.
You're right though, most cheap beer is watered down enough already.

I don't have to drink it to know things.   :P
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #25 on: July 18, 2007, 09:14:36 PM »

a pitcher of beer with ice slush floating around in it.

If I had beer slushies, the world would be complete.

I'm sure it can be done.  What about like, a beer Sno-Kone?

Its be easy, ice, beer and a blender.

I don't think he wants to water down the beer.  I'd say beer cubes are in order. 

Big talk comin' from a lightweight.
You're right though, most cheap beer is watered down enough already.

I don't have to drink it to know things.   :P

I just know I don't like it warm. When I was sixteen, I'd wake up at this older chick's house and she'd have those St. Ides forties layin around from the night before, and I could never buy beer then, so I drank it.
Those were generally the days when I did everything I could to get myself fucked up.
Fucked up how that was what anarchy meant to me then, a much different shade than now.
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #26 on: July 18, 2007, 09:15:45 PM »

I just know I don't like it warm. When I was sixteen, I'd wake up at this older chick's house and she'd have those St. Ides forties layin around from the night before, and I could never buy beer then, so I drank it.
Those were generally the days when I did everything I could to get myself fucked up.
Fucked up how that was what anarchy meant to me then, a much different shade than now.

Wait...is that a solo violin I hear playing faintly?
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #27 on: July 18, 2007, 09:20:52 PM »

I just know I don't like it warm. When I was sixteen, I'd wake up at this older chick's house and she'd have those St. Ides forties layin around from the night before, and I could never buy beer then, so I drank it.
Those were generally the days when I did everything I could to get myself fucked up.
Fucked up how that was what anarchy meant to me then, a much different shade than now.

Wait...is that a solo violin I hear playing faintly?

No, its an electric drum set.
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #28 on: July 18, 2007, 09:26:34 PM »

I just know I don't like it warm. When I was sixteen, I'd wake up at this older chick's house and she'd have those St. Ides forties layin around from the night before, and I could never buy beer then, so I drank it.
Those were generally the days when I did everything I could to get myself fucked up.
Fucked up how that was what anarchy meant to me then, a much different shade than now.

Wait...is that a solo violin I hear playing faintly?

No, its an electric drum set.

I thought it was the sound of bottles clanking in the trash.   :P
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #29 on: July 18, 2007, 09:29:03 PM »

Nope just the sound of ruby slippers clinkin together three times during the moaning of an orgasm.

Take me home bitch.
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