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Free Talk Live => General => Topic started by: jckeyser on July 18, 2007, 02:34:39 PM
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I'll just keep a running-alkie thread.
I just found out yesterday that I have a few weeks left before physical-getting-off-my-ass work begin, so I'm just keeping the fridge full of beer and getting some writing done.
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Send me one.
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Send me one.
For the cost of mailing you a beer, I could buy another six pack.
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Christ on a cracker...
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Boy wants everything for free, I reckon.
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Christ on a cracker...
Did I offend your puritanical virtues?
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Christ on a cracker...
Did I offend your puritanical virtues?
Of course not, but I'd like to study you if you ever manage to pickle yourself.
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Christ on a cracker...
Did I offend your puritanical virtues?
Of course not, but I'd like to study you if you ever manage to pickle yourself.
Steely livered, why do I have to pickle myself for you to want to study me?
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Boy wants everything for free, I reckon.
Yeah, if he would have agreed to it, sure.
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I'm thinkin' tonights adventure will be vodka-rocks, probably twice, then hibernation for a few days.
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Cigar and some Jack Daniels for yours truly.
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Is that vodka in my fridge? :shock:
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Is that vodka in my fridge? :shock:
Fridge? You betta keep that shit in yo freeza muhfucka.
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Nah, my drink is either a screwdriver or a vodka tonic. I never add ice because I don't like things that cold. I eat all my food room temperature and my alcohol I drink barely cooled.
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Nah, my drink is either a screwdriver or a vodka tonic. I never add ice because I don't like things that cold. I eat all my food room temperature and my alcohol I drink barely cooled.
Ah, the english way, eh?
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Yeah, damn my father and his ever so tiny bit of english genetics. I forgive him though, because he also gave me some scottish and irish blood.
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I'm the opposite. Ice cold and blindingly hot.
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I'm the opposite. Ice cold and blindingly hot.
I like to make them compliment one another. Like some three mile island wings and a pitcher of beer with ice slush floating around in it.
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a pitcher of beer with ice slush floating around in it.
If I had beer slushies, the world would be complete.
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a pitcher of beer with ice slush floating around in it.
If I had beer slushies, the world would be complete.
I'm sure it can be done. What about like, a beer Sno-Kone?
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a pitcher of beer with ice slush floating around in it.
If I had beer slushies, the world would be complete.
I'm sure it can be done. What about like, a beer Sno-Kone?
Its be easy, ice, beer and a blender.
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a pitcher of beer with ice slush floating around in it.
If I had beer slushies, the world would be complete.
I'm sure it can be done. What about like, a beer Sno-Kone?
Its be easy, ice, beer and a blender.
I don't think he wants to water down the beer. I'd say beer cubes are in order.
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a pitcher of beer with ice slush floating around in it.
If I had beer slushies, the world would be complete.
I'm sure it can be done. What about like, a beer Sno-Kone?
Its be easy, ice, beer and a blender.
I don't think he wants to water down the beer. I'd say beer cubes are in order.
Big talk comin' from a lightweight.
You're right though, most cheap beer is watered down enough already.
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a pitcher of beer with ice slush floating around in it.
If I had beer slushies, the world would be complete.
I'm sure it can be done. What about like, a beer Sno-Kone?
A slushie is infinite smoothness. Sno-kones are chunkier.
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a pitcher of beer with ice slush floating around in it.
If I had beer slushies, the world would be complete.
I'm sure it can be done. What about like, a beer Sno-Kone?
Its be easy, ice, beer and a blender.
I don't think he wants to water down the beer. I'd say beer cubes are in order.
Big talk comin' from a lightweight.
You're right though, most cheap beer is watered down enough already.
I don't have to drink it to know things. :P
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a pitcher of beer with ice slush floating around in it.
If I had beer slushies, the world would be complete.
I'm sure it can be done. What about like, a beer Sno-Kone?
Its be easy, ice, beer and a blender.
I don't think he wants to water down the beer. I'd say beer cubes are in order.
Big talk comin' from a lightweight.
You're right though, most cheap beer is watered down enough already.
I don't have to drink it to know things. :P
I just know I don't like it warm. When I was sixteen, I'd wake up at this older chick's house and she'd have those St. Ides forties layin around from the night before, and I could never buy beer then, so I drank it.
Those were generally the days when I did everything I could to get myself fucked up.
Fucked up how that was what anarchy meant to me then, a much different shade than now.
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I just know I don't like it warm. When I was sixteen, I'd wake up at this older chick's house and she'd have those St. Ides forties layin around from the night before, and I could never buy beer then, so I drank it.
Those were generally the days when I did everything I could to get myself fucked up.
Fucked up how that was what anarchy meant to me then, a much different shade than now.
Wait...is that a solo violin I hear playing faintly?
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I just know I don't like it warm. When I was sixteen, I'd wake up at this older chick's house and she'd have those St. Ides forties layin around from the night before, and I could never buy beer then, so I drank it.
Those were generally the days when I did everything I could to get myself fucked up.
Fucked up how that was what anarchy meant to me then, a much different shade than now.
Wait...is that a solo violin I hear playing faintly?
No, its an electric drum set.
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I just know I don't like it warm. When I was sixteen, I'd wake up at this older chick's house and she'd have those St. Ides forties layin around from the night before, and I could never buy beer then, so I drank it.
Those were generally the days when I did everything I could to get myself fucked up.
Fucked up how that was what anarchy meant to me then, a much different shade than now.
Wait...is that a solo violin I hear playing faintly?
No, its an electric drum set.
I thought it was the sound of bottles clanking in the trash. :P
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Nope just the sound of ruby slippers clinkin together three times during the moaning of an orgasm.
Take me home bitch.
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Nope just the sound of ruby slippers clinkin together three times during the moaning of an orgasm.
Take me home bitch.
Why is it that all your interests prefer me? :lol:
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I'm the opposite. Ice cold and blindingly hot.
I like to make them compliment one another. Like some three mile island wings and a pitcher of beer with ice slush floating around in it.
Ya. They make 'em pret-ty hot 'round here.
I insist this is the bar-food capital of the world, but I'm probably just adjusted to it. Got wings in Jersey once, almost spat 'em out on the floor in disgust. They were breaded! With... with breading! I recoiled in horror. I had to go lie down. I drove home, stopped at the first church I saw and swished my mouth out with holy water.
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:lol: It must be the boobs and the "pootie hole".
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I'm the opposite. Ice cold and blindingly hot.
I like to make them compliment one another. Like some three mile island wings and a pitcher of beer with ice slush floating around in it.
Ya. They make 'em pret-ty hot 'round here.
I insist this is the bar-food capital of the world, but I'm probably just adjusted to it. Got wings in Jersey once, almost spat 'em out on the floor in disgust. They were breaded! With... with breading! I recoiled in horror. I had to go lie down. I drove home, stopped at the first church I saw and swished my mouth out with holy water.
Unbreaded wings suck. Hooters rulez.
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Nope just the sound of ruby slippers clinkin together three times during the moaning of an orgasm.
Take me home bitch.
Why is it that all your interests prefer me? :lol:
Because I wont sleep on his couch.
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I'm the opposite. Ice cold and blindingly hot.
I like to make them compliment one another. Like some three mile island wings and a pitcher of beer with ice slush floating around in it.
Ya. They make 'em pret-ty hot 'round here.
I insist this is the bar-food capital of the world, but I'm probably just adjusted to it. Got wings in Jersey once, almost spat 'em out on the floor in disgust. They were breaded! With... with breading! I recoiled in horror. I had to go lie down. I drove home, stopped at the first church I saw and swished my mouth out with holy water.
Jersey is only good for subs and pizza, consequently things that involve...bread.
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Nope just the sound of ruby slippers clinkin together three times during the moaning of an orgasm.
Take me home bitch.
Why is it that all your interests prefer me? :lol:
Because I wont sleep on his couch.
You probably wouldn't sleep on mine either!
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Nope just the sound of ruby slippers clinkin together three times during the moaning of an orgasm.
Take me home bitch.
Why is it that all your interests prefer me? :lol:
Because I wont sleep on his couch.
You probably wouldn't sleep on mine either!
I've slept on Brasky's couch. It was comfy.
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Nope just the sound of ruby slippers clinkin together three times during the moaning of an orgasm.
Take me home bitch.
Why is it that all your interests prefer me? :lol:
Because I wont sleep on his couch.
You probably wouldn't sleep on mine either!
Why not?
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Nope just the sound of ruby slippers clinkin together three times during the moaning of an orgasm.
Take me home bitch.
Why is it that all your interests prefer me? :lol:
Because I wont sleep on his couch.
You probably wouldn't sleep on mine either!
Why not?
I don't know. Why would you want to sleep on someone's couch?
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I'm the opposite. Ice cold and blindingly hot.
I like to make them compliment one another. Like some three mile island wings and a pitcher of beer with ice slush floating around in it.
Ya. They make 'em pret-ty hot 'round here.
I insist this is the bar-food capital of the world, but I'm probably just adjusted to it. Got wings in Jersey once, almost spat 'em out on the floor in disgust. They were breaded! With... with breading! I recoiled in horror. I had to go lie down. I drove home, stopped at the first church I saw and swished my mouth out with holy water.
Unbreaded wings suck. Hooters rulez.
Gah. I'm still growing my hair back in from the last time you said that, ripping tufts out by the handfull.
(Pretty funny, spellcheck suggests I use "barfed" instead of "bar-food")
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Nope just the sound of ruby slippers clinkin together three times during the moaning of an orgasm.
Take me home bitch.
Why is it that all your interests prefer me? :lol:
Because I wont sleep on his couch.
You probably wouldn't sleep on mine either!
Why not?
I don't know. Why would you want to sleep on someone's couch?
The point is I'd be scared to sleep on his, but not on yours...
From an older thread.
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Nope just the sound of ruby slippers clinkin together three times during the moaning of an orgasm.
Take me home bitch.
Why is it that all your interests prefer me? :lol:
Because I wont sleep on his couch.
You probably wouldn't sleep on mine either!
Why not?
I don't know. Why would you want to sleep on someone's couch?
The point is I'd be scared to sleep on his, but not on yours...
From an older thread.
I know, because his couch is nasty, and he'd molest you. :lol:
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Nope just the sound of ruby slippers clinkin together three times during the moaning of an orgasm.
Take me home bitch.
Why is it that all your interests prefer me? :lol:
Because I wont sleep on his couch.
You probably wouldn't sleep on mine either!
Why not?
I don't know. Why would you want to sleep on someone's couch?
The point is I'd be scared to sleep on his, but not on yours...
From an older thread.
I know, because his couch is nasty, and he'd molest you. :lol:
I can't comment on the state of his furniture, but when given the choice of who I'd rather molest me, the choice becomes clear.
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I'm the opposite. Ice cold and blindingly hot.
I like to make them compliment one another. Like some three mile island wings and a pitcher of beer with ice slush floating around in it.
Ya. They make 'em pret-ty hot 'round here.
I insist this is the bar-food capital of the world, but I'm probably just adjusted to it. Got wings in Jersey once, almost spat 'em out on the floor in disgust. They were breaded! With... with breading! I recoiled in horror. I had to go lie down. I drove home, stopped at the first church I saw and swished my mouth out with holy water.
Jesus, man, never drink the water in Jersey.
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I filtered it through my survival straw.
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I'm the opposite. Ice cold and blindingly hot.
I like to make them compliment one another. Like some three mile island wings and a pitcher of beer with ice slush floating around in it.
Ya. They make 'em pret-ty hot 'round here.
I insist this is the bar-food capital of the world, but I'm probably just adjusted to it. Got wings in Jersey once, almost spat 'em out on the floor in disgust. They were breaded! With... with breading! I recoiled in horror. I had to go lie down. I drove home, stopped at the first church I saw and swished my mouth out with holy water.
Unbreaded wings suck. Hooters rulez.
If you die tonight, the world as a whole will have better taste. In wings, at least.
Just kidding.
Kind of.
Also, it's the bird for me again tonight.
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Gah. I'm still growing my hair back in from the last time you said that, ripping tufts out by the handfull.
(Pretty funny, spellcheck suggests I use "barfed" instead of "bar-food")
Now, if they fry them crispy and they just dust some flavor powder on there, something like Quaker Steak and Lube, then they're ok.
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The rum is gone!
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I has gin.
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Gah. I'm still growing my hair back in from the last time you said that, ripping tufts out by the handfull.
(Pretty funny, spellcheck suggests I use "barfed" instead of "bar-food")
Now, if they fry them crispy and they just dust some flavor powder on there, something like Quaker Steak and Lube, then they're ok.
Yea. Sometimes they're served around here with a dry rub, or a peppery cajun butter is brushed on. But mostly, its bbq sauce in varying degrees of heat.
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Nope just the sound of ruby slippers clinkin together three times during the moaning of an orgasm.
Take me home bitch.
Why is it that all your interests prefer me? :lol:
Because I wont sleep on his couch.
You probably wouldn't sleep on mine either!
Why not?
I don't know. Why would you want to sleep on someone's couch?
The point is I'd be scared to sleep on his, but not on yours...
From an older thread.
I know, because his couch is nasty, and he'd molest you. :lol:
Actually the new couch is rather clean... it was the old futon that was covered in bodily fluids.
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Gah. I'm still growing my hair back in from the last time you said that, ripping tufts out by the handfull.
(Pretty funny, spellcheck suggests I use "barfed" instead of "bar-food")
Now, if they fry them crispy and they just dust some flavor powder on there, something like Quaker Steak and Lube, then they're ok.
Yea. Sometimes they're served around here with a dry rub, or a peppery cajun butter is brushed on. But mostly, its bbq sauce in varying degrees of heat.
Also, the less breading, the more you can consume.
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Gah. I'm still growing my hair back in from the last time you said that, ripping tufts out by the handfull.
(Pretty funny, spellcheck suggests I use "barfed" instead of "bar-food")
Now, if they fry them crispy and they just dust some flavor powder on there, something like Quaker Steak and Lube, then they're ok.
Yea. Sometimes they're served around here with a dry rub, or a peppery cajun butter is brushed on. But mostly, its bbq sauce in varying degrees of heat.
Also, the less breading, the more you can consume.
Certainly. There is no legitimate reason to pollute the dietary habits of a carnivore.
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Gah. I'm still growing my hair back in from the last time you said that, ripping tufts out by the handfull.
(Pretty funny, spellcheck suggests I use "barfed" instead of "bar-food")
Now, if they fry them crispy and they just dust some flavor powder on there, something like Quaker Steak and Lube, then they're ok.
Yea. Sometimes they're served around here with a dry rub, or a peppery cajun butter is brushed on. But mostly, its bbq sauce in varying degrees of heat.
Also, the less breading, the more you can consume.
Certainly. There is no legitimate reason to pollute the dietary habits of a carnivore.
I for one can see none...
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Gah. I'm still growing my hair back in from the last time you said that, ripping tufts out by the handfull.
(Pretty funny, spellcheck suggests I use "barfed" instead of "bar-food")
Now, if they fry them crispy and they just dust some flavor powder on there, something like Quaker Steak and Lube, then they're ok.
Yea. Sometimes they're served around here with a dry rub, or a peppery cajun butter is brushed on. But mostly, its bbq sauce in varying degrees of heat.
Also, the less breading, the more you can consume.
Certainly. There is no legitimate reason to pollute the dietary habits of a carnivore.
Actually just drinking some espresso and watching baseball tonight.
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Work. Then drink. Then mongo go home.
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Nope just the sound of ruby slippers clinkin together three times during the moaning of an orgasm.
Take me home bitch.
Why is it that all your interests prefer me? :lol:
Because I wont sleep on his couch.
You probably wouldn't sleep on mine either!
Why not?
I don't know. Why would you want to sleep on someone's couch?
The point is I'd be scared to sleep on his, but not on yours...
From an older thread.
I know, because his couch is nasty, and he'd molest you. :lol:
Actually the new couch is rather clean... it was the old futon that was covered in bodily fluids.
What can I say right now to convey my sense of being uncomfortable.....
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I'm overdosing on over-the-counter cold medication. The lack of pseudoephedrine is making me sad, though.
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I'm overdosing on over-the-counter cold medication. The lack of pseudoephedrine is making me sad, though.
Yeah that ban is some bullshit.
Hope you feel better.
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Well it wasn't covered in my fluids if it makes you feel any better. Some friends stayed the night after some heavy drinkin and well... they had some fun. I could see the camera flash going off from my room.
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Well it wasn't covered in my fluids if it makes you feel any better. Some friends stayed the night after some heavy drinkin and well... they had some fun. I could see the camera flash going off from my room.
Ew.
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Well it wasn't covered in my fluids if it makes you feel any better. Some friends stayed the night after some heavy drinkin and well... they had some fun. I could see the camera flash going off from my room.
Oh for fuck's sake.
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I think I'm disgusted. :P
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I opted out for the little "experience", as much as I joke about having sex I am actually looking for a relationship that will last. Besides I never had sex on that futon, the bathroom, kitchen, and at a bar maybe... but not on that futon! Besides whats so gross about friends having sex on your futon... they were both attractive, I don't mind.
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I opted out for the little "experience", as much as I joke about having sex I am actually looking for a relationship that will last. Besides I never had sex on that futon, the bathroom, kitchen, and at a bar maybe... but not on that futon! Besides whats so gross about friends having sex on your futon... they were both attractive, I don't mind.
Meh, she said she's disgusted...yet tags it with a smiley face.
Women do that.
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I opted out for the little "experience", as much as I joke about having sex I am actually looking for a relationship that will last. Besides I never had sex on that futon, the bathroom, kitchen, and at a bar maybe... but not on that futon! Besides whats so gross about friends having sex on your futon... they were both attractive, I don't mind.
No one but me and my fuckbuddy will have sex on my furniture.
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No one but me and my fuckbuddy will have sex on my furniture.
So, how's the Rent-a-Cop going?
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I opted out for the little "experience", as much as I joke about having sex I am actually looking for a relationship that will last. Besides I never had sex on that futon, the bathroom, kitchen, and at a bar maybe... but not on that futon! Besides whats so gross about friends having sex on your futon... they were both attractive, I don't mind.
No one but me and my fuckbuddy will have sex on my furniture.
Fuckbuddies are cooool....
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http://www.thisjustin.com/2007/07/13/you-cant-handle-this-much-awesome/
This in some strange way reminds me of Brasky...
On another note they didn't tell me about the giant stains they left until I asked.
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Um, thanks.
I've already got a pack of allies who've sworn to put a bullet in my head if I do shit like that.
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http://www.thisjustin.com/2007/07/13/you-cant-handle-this-much-awesome/
This in some strange way reminds me of Brasky...
:lol: +1
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No one but me and my fuckbuddy will have sex on my furniture.
So, how's the Rent-a-Cop going?
No new progress. I think he had the day off, and I worked a double in the dungeon.
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Saturday morning, we all know what that means.
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Time to clean my house, go to the porn store, and do laundry?
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Time to clean my house, go to the porn store, and do laundry?
And drink, and I don't go to no store for my porn.
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I don't go for the porn, I go for the toys. :lol:
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I don't go for the porn, I go for the toys. :lol:
Jesus-tittyfucking-Christ.
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You can actually get silicone boobs for "tittyfucking". I need a sleeve... aka pocket pussy. Not to mention I wouldn't mind having a cock ring.
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You can actually get silicone boobs for "tittyfucking". I need a sleeve... aka pocket pussy. Not to mention I wouldn't mind having a cock ring.
Kind of paradoxical, you using the words "need" and "pussy" in the same sentence, no?
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:lol: Like I've said before I still like the vag... I just like the cock more.
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So, I'm sitting in the bar last night, talking to my friend whos playing a MegaTouch machine, and throwing vodka in my face. This chick walks up and says "want some candy?" I'm like "Sure." (I don't really like candy, so I just let it sit there) She says "Wanna read my shirt?" I say "sure" (I already read it, it says Social Hazard and has a biohazard symbol on it, very ominous).
I make a show of reading the shirt and nod meaningfully. Shes all tits and slobbery drunk, pushing 'em up against my arm. Talking to this chick is like watching two monkeys fuck a football. She says "How old you think I am?" I say "Thirty-one."
"No fair, I already told you."
"No you didn't"
"Want me to prove it?"
"No."
This is becoming very twisted logic, and she hands me her credit card. I tell her "This says you're two." because she's a cardholder since 2005. She hands me her drivers license, it verifys her age is 31, but doesn't prove she'd told me that information previously to any of this conversation.
"Wanna buy me a drink?"
"Yup. Nikki! Get her a drink, please?" Nikki points down to the end of the bar where a big fresh vodka and cranberry is sitting next to a cell phone and a pile of money. I point to it and the social hazard, and Nikki brings the drink down.
"Thanks. Yer cute."
"No problem."
My friend playing the MegaTouch is saying "Fuck" bip bink bloop "Her" blip zonk without taking his eyes off the machine.
Finally after a little more disturbing small talk, she says "Come down there and sit next to me if you wanna fuck." Its rarely heard, but I'm not shocked. In fact, the world would be a better place if more women were willing to speak their mind. However, this one is a fucking nitwit, and I'm not interested. She goes away swishing her ass and I'm supposed to be eagerly dancing along behind her like Fred Astaire clicking my heels and singing Zippity Doo Daa.
I remain seated. She gets down to her pile of belongings and sits. When her vision stabilizes, she notices I'm still where I was and not about to come running down the bar like two lovers running in slow motion on a beach into each others embrace.
"What the fucks your problem, you some kinda queer?"
"No."
This is going long distance now, over the blare of a juke box and twenty people in drunken conversation. The guy two spots down (not the one playing the Touch) says "YER A FUCKIN PIG!"
She snaps. She starts ranting and raving at me about a pussy who doesn't want pussy, thinking I'm the one who called her a pig. She knocks her drink over and it splashes everywhere. On the TV is a show called "Scarred" showing people doing all these amazing wipe-outs on skateboards and rollerblades.
The guy who called her a pig is stomping his foot and singing Kid Rock's "Hillbilly Stomp" at the top of his lungs. Pretty soon she turns her attention on some other guy and they leave about half an hour later, and she hangs me the finger on her way out the door.
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So, I'm sitting in the bar last night, talking to my friend whos playing a MegaTouch machine, and throwing vodka in my face. This chick walks up and says "want some candy?" I'm like "Sure." (I don't really like candy, so I just let it sit there) She says "Wanna read my shirt?" I say "sure" (I already read it, it says Social Hazard and has a biohazard symbol on it, very ominous).
I make a show of reading the shirt and nod meaningfully. Shes all tits and slobbery drunk, pushing 'em up against my arm. Talking to this chick is like watching two monkeys fuck a football. She says "How old you think I am?" I say "Thirty-one."
"No fair, I already told you."
"No you didn't"
"Want me to prove it?"
"No."
This is becoming very twisted logic, and she hands me her credit card. I tell her "This says you're two." because she's a cardholder since 2005. She hands me her drivers license, it verifys her age is 31, but doesn't prove she'd told me that information previously to any of this conversation.
"Wanna buy me a drink?"
"Yup. Nikki! Get her a drink, please?" Nikki points down to the end of the bar where a big fresh vodka and cranberry is sitting next to a cell phone and a pile of money. I point to it and the social hazard, and Nikki brings the drink down.
"Thanks. Yer cute."
"No problem."
My friend playing the MegaTouch is saying "Fuck" bip bink bloop "Her" blip zonk without taking his eyes off the machine.
Finally after a little more disturbing small talk, she says "Come down there and sit next to me if you wanna fuck." Its rarely heard, but I'm not shocked. In fact, the world would be a better place if more women were willing to speak their mind. However, this one is a fucking nitwit, and I'm not interested. She goes away swishing her ass and I'm supposed to be eagerly dancing along behind her like Fred Astaire clicking my heels and singing Zippity Doo Daa.
I remain seated. She gets down to her pile of belongings and sits. When her vision stabilizes, she notices I'm still where I was and not about to come running down the bar like two lovers running in slow motion on a beach into each others embrace.
"What the fucks your problem, you some kinda queer?"
"No."
This is going long distance now, over the blare of a juke box and twenty people in drunken conversation. The guy two spots down (not the one playing the Touch) says "YER A FUCKIN PIG!"
She snaps. She starts ranting and raving at me about a pussy who doesn't want pussy, thinking I'm the one who called her a pig. She knocks her drink over and it splashes everywhere. On the TV is a show called "Scarred" showing people doing all these amazing wipe-outs on skateboards and rollerblades.
The guy who called her a pig is stomping his foot and singing Kid Rock's "Hillbilly Stomp" at the top of his lungs. Pretty soon she turns her attention on some other guy and they leave about half an hour later, and she hangs me the finger on her way out the door.
So.....you didn't fuck her?
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Jeez, I wish. Sadly, no. I fumbled it badly.
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Actually Brasky I think in some awesome kickass way you won big time. It takes some balls to act like you don't give a shit it that kinda situation. Besides she sounds about as smart as a rock. She probably went home with the guy a vomited on him during sex.
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Gross, Bob.
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Actually Brasky I think in some awesome kickass way you won big time. It takes some balls to act like you don't give a shit it that kinda situation. Besides she sounds about as smart as a rock. She probably went home with the guy a vomited on him during sex.
That was sorta the whole message. Not to sound like a wise ass about it. And trust me, I painted a very delicate picture of those events. She was a mess in every way. And issues? Whoo-boy, many.
The dude playing the MegaTouch says "Why din't you just let her blow you or something." I said "C'mon man, I gotta show my face in here tomorrow." Word spreads that you'll hook up like that... Game over.
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Funny story, Brasky.
It reminds me of this place I hang out at at school. It's kind of a Greek hangout, but I have friends in sororities, so I can kind of pass. (Plus I help them write papers, which seems to also help). So, I'm out with one of my friends, and this girl is almost like the girl in your story, except she's 21. Can't make out the Greek letters on her purse (note: Sorority members are not supposed to get intoxicated with their letters anywhere on their person) but everyone seems annoyed by her. I have a German guy on one side, and an Australian on the right, playing a drinking game. Don't remember what. So the girl comes to our table and starts flirting with the German. When he rejects her (not very gently) she turns to the Aussie. He's playing ball, about to leave with her, when my friend shows up and tells him something, then (loudly) tells the girl to get lost.
Turns out the girl had some STD or another, and was removed from the sorority for some sort of honor code violation.
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Yikes. I guess the honor code violation was in relation to her behavior and willingness to spread her funk?
I went to a different place tonight, there were two chicks about that age, donno if they were in school or not, doesn't really matter. Its a corner joint. Dark. Mostly older guys. They hung a while (friends with the bartender) and then left to go eat somewhere. All scrubbed clean and perky. Cute. Walked out in a perfectly straight line. Its refreshing to see people who dont always want to fall on their face. Obviously, they've probably done it at some point, but were fine tonight. I had two beers and a hotdog. Probably stayed an hour. Didn't feel like it.
I most likely wont go out for another week, but maybe my frustrations will drive me there sooner. Donno. It gets old.
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I don't have any good drunk people stories that involve non-relatives. I do have a drunk people story from yesterday though. Mall management in the mall where I work has come up with a new policy. Kiosks and inline stores are never to be empty. They think there should be at least two people in a store at all times, so if someone is peeing or eating, there should always be a body on the sales floor. Well, the people at our stores aren't happy, because it's pretty much strictly a double coverage environment, and we work a lot of open-close shifts. So now I have to leave my store every time they need to go somewhere and stand in the kiosk. That's fine with me, since I enjoy it out there. Except for yesterday.
Our mall also has a place called "The Street Corner News" that has drinks, snacks, and of course...newspapers and magazines. They also have beer. I had four customers yesterday that were so drunk that I could smell them before they even got to the kiosk. It was...stinky. What's the fun in getting drunk in the mall? You're just going to get thrown out. And it's sad when people over the age of 20 manage to get themselves removed forcibly from a mall.
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I don't have any good drunk people stories that involve non-relatives. I do have a drunk people story from yesterday though. Mall management in the mall where I work has come up with a new policy. Kiosks and inline stores are never to be empty. They think there should be at least two people in a store at all times, so if someone is peeing or eating, there should always be a body on the sales floor. Well, the people at our stores aren't happy, because it's pretty much strictly a double coverage environment, and we work a lot of open-close shifts. So now I have to leave my store every time they need to go somewhere and stand in the kiosk. That's fine with me, since I enjoy it out there. Except for yesterday.
Our mall also has a place called "The Street Corner News" that has drinks, snacks, and of course...newspapers and magazines. They also have beer. I had four customers yesterday that were so drunk that I could smell them before they even got to the kiosk. It was...stinky. What's the fun in getting drunk in the mall? You're just going to get thrown out. And it's sad when people over the age of 20 manage to get themselves removed forcibly from a mall.
Plus getting drunk in a place that is perpetually overpriced is bad on your wallet.
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I don't have any good drunk people stories that involve non-relatives. I do have a drunk people story from yesterday though. Mall management in the mall where I work has come up with a new policy. Kiosks and inline stores are never to be empty. They think there should be at least two people in a store at all times, so if someone is peeing or eating, there should always be a body on the sales floor. Well, the people at our stores aren't happy, because it's pretty much strictly a double coverage environment, and we work a lot of open-close shifts. So now I have to leave my store every time they need to go somewhere and stand in the kiosk. That's fine with me, since I enjoy it out there. Except for yesterday.
Our mall also has a place called "The Street Corner News" that has drinks, snacks, and of course...newspapers and magazines. They also have beer. I had four customers yesterday that were so drunk that I could smell them before they even got to the kiosk. It was...stinky. What's the fun in getting drunk in the mall? You're just going to get thrown out. And it's sad when people over the age of 20 manage to get themselves removed forcibly from a mall.
Plus getting drunk in a place that is perpetually overpriced is bad on your wallet.
That too, because they got drunk and spent money at our store as well. :P
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I don't have any good drunk people stories that involve non-relatives. I do have a drunk people story from yesterday though. Mall management in the mall where I work has come up with a new policy. Kiosks and inline stores are never to be empty. They think there should be at least two people in a store at all times, so if someone is peeing or eating, there should always be a body on the sales floor. Well, the people at our stores aren't happy, because it's pretty much strictly a double coverage environment, and we work a lot of open-close shifts. So now I have to leave my store every time they need to go somewhere and stand in the kiosk. That's fine with me, since I enjoy it out there. Except for yesterday.
Our mall also has a place called "The Street Corner News" that has drinks, snacks, and of course...newspapers and magazines. They also have beer. I had four customers yesterday that were so drunk that I could smell them before they even got to the kiosk. It was...stinky. What's the fun in getting drunk in the mall? You're just going to get thrown out. And it's sad when people over the age of 20 manage to get themselves removed forcibly from a mall.
Plus getting drunk in a place that is perpetually overpriced is bad on your wallet.
That too, because they got drunk and spent money at our store as well. :P
Putting a high-priced retail store next to a bar is just genius.
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Beer. Blade Runner HD. Fucking sweet.
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I'm drinking wine and watching History International.
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I'm drinking wine and watching History International.
Wine gets me in that very odd drunk mood.
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It makes me giggly. I miss the winery in Moscow. Probably the only thing I really miss about it.
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If people aren't drunk, start getting drunk.
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Okay working outside in the sun and having vodka after lunch is a bad idea... I think I already have a hangover.
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There's only one cure...get drunk.
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Yeah, grape Gatorade is some hard shit. :(
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Yeah, grape Gatorade is some hard shit. :(
Better have a DD lined up.
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I switched to Vitamin Water.
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Pootiehole.
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I switched to Vitamin Water.
Yes from what I hear, you'll need to hydrate for tomorrow.
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I switched to Vitamin Water.
Which kind?
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900 beeyotch!
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I switched to Vitamin Water.
Which kind?
Charge. My fave.
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900 beeyotch!
Hahaha, ha. Don't make me crack the whip at you.
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900 beeyotch!
Hahaha, ha. Don't make me crack the whip at you.
What whip would that be?
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900 beeyotch!
Hahaha, ha. Don't make me crack the whip at you.
What whip would that be?
I hadn't gotten that far yet. Now be quiet and continue to sit there and look pretty.
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Ooooh female dominance to the max...
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900 beeyotch!
Hahaha, ha. Don't make me crack the whip at you.
What whip would that be?
I hadn't gotten that far yet. Now be quiet and continue to sit there and look pretty.
You should snog his frog.
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900 beeyotch!
Hahaha, ha. Don't make me crack the whip at you.
What whip would that be?
I hadn't gotten that far yet. Now be quiet and continue to sit there and look pretty.
You should snog his frog.
I should...what?!
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I think he means vacuum his poodle.
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900 beeyotch!
Hahaha, ha. Don't make me crack the whip at you.
What whip would that be?
I hadn't gotten that far yet. Now be quiet and continue to sit there and look pretty.
You should snog his frog.
I should...what?!
What don't you understand?
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...
WHAT?!
Suck his dick, fuck his brains out? Walk his dog? Throw me a bone here.
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900 beeyotch!
Hahaha, ha. Don't make me crack the whip at you.
What whip would that be?
I hadn't gotten that far yet. Now be quiet and continue to sit there and look pretty.
Yes maam.
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No I think he is the one that wants to throw you a bone.
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...
WHAT?!
Suck his dick, fuck his brains out? Walk his dog? Throw me a bone here.
I can't say anything, I was told to sit here quietly.
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...
WHAT?!
Suck his dick, fuck his brains out? Walk his dog? Throw me a bone here.
I can't say anything, I was told to sit here quietly.
Fine, you may commence doing things.
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...
WHAT?!
Suck his dick, fuck his brains out? Walk his dog? Throw me a bone here.
I can't say anything, I was told to sit here quietly.
Fine, you may commence doing things.
But I was waiting for you to tell me what to do.
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...
WHAT?!
Suck his dick, fuck his brains out? Walk his dog? Throw me a bone here.
I'm partial to options one and two.
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...
WHAT?!
Suck his dick, fuck his brains out? Walk his dog? Throw me a bone here.
You know.
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...
WHAT?!
Suck his dick, fuck his brains out? Walk his dog? Throw me a bone here.
You know.
Please, enlighten me.
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...
WHAT?!
Suck his dick, fuck his brains out? Walk his dog? Throw me a bone here.
You know.
Please, enlighten me.
What's the point in telling you something that you already know?
So are you gonna do it or what?
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In all actuality, I have no idea what "snog his frog" means.
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In all actuality, I have no idea what "snog his frog" means.
Look up the word snog.
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In all actuality, I have no idea what "snog his frog" means.
Look up the word snog.
I'm fine with the snog part, I'm having trouble trying to find his frog.
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In all actuality, I have no idea what "snog his frog" means.
Look up the word snog.
I'm fine with the snog part, I'm having trouble trying to find his frog.
Hint: it's in his pants.
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Josh, I think that's rape!
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It's not rape if you enjoy it.
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I think I'll have a beer to celebrate my early rising and the fact I'm not in court.
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I'm wasted like a scoundrel.
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I think I'll have a beer to celebrate my early rising and the fact I'm not in court.
On my way to pick up a bottle o' irish whiskey.
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ONE NIGHT ONLY!!! MAIN EVENT!!
THE STEEL LIVER vs. THE POTTER PRINCESS!!!
C'mon, shiny, lets get it on.
(http://www.freemarketjournal.com/drinkoff_files/IMG00208.jpg)
Here we have the implements, southern bourbon and chaser
(http://www.freemarketjournal.com/drinkoff_files/IMG00214.jpg)
My good faith first shot
(http://www.freemarketjournal.com/drinkoff_files/IMG00213.jpg)
And proof of the boozes demise.
Iggy Pop's "The Passenger" is the tune of choice.
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Ohh JC, I'll drink with you, but I have to work tonight, I can't get started till later :(
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Ohh JC, I'll drink with you, but I have to work tonight, I can't get started till later :(
Just lemme know kid, my job doesnt start till later this year. When do you get off?
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10pm, mountain time. I'm off Thursday, we could do it then, :)
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10pm, mountain time. I'm off Thursday, we could do it then, :)
And thus, a deal is made. However, I am half in the bag now, but I guess I can just hydrate and get another bottle then.
I'll just drink the bottle tonight and harass christians and statists.
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Dear God this is going to be amazing!
I think we should refer to the pictures as Drunkomaticolor or something of the sort.
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10pm, mountain time. I'm off Thursday, we could do it then, :)
And thus, a deal is made. However, I am half in the bag now, but I guess I can just hydrate and get another bottle then.
I'll just drink the bottle tonight and harass christians and statists.
Excellent...
And "Potter Princess"...I like it!
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10pm, mountain time. I'm off Thursday, we could do it then, :)
And thus, a deal is made. However, I am half in the bag now, but I guess I can just hydrate and get another bottle then.
I'll just drink the bottle tonight and harass christians and statists.
Excellent...
And "Potter Princess"...I like it!
Shiny no drinky Thursday night.
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A few nights ago, I was in my usual spot and drinkin Stoli's at a rapid fire rate. Fuck the beer, I had no time for that foolishness. So, I crawl away and return the next evening and politely demand the necessary lubrication to slide me into the proper frame of mind.
The bar wench picks up the bottle, and much to our dismay it is empty. My heart sank, and I cried "This is an outrage!" to all the concerned citizens who had assembled to stand in my presense. A clamor arose from my people and they peppered the responsible party with darts, beer mugs and billiard balls. A man broke free of the crowd and held a burning torch demanding blood.
The barman ran to the nearest phone, punched the numbers and hastily spoke into the receiver "Emergency! We need Stoli!" And slammed the phone down, now at the mercy of his fate and time.
"How about Absolut Citron?" He asked, stalling for time and trying to placate me while the restless crowd stood silently staring at him, the torch lay burning on the bartop as a constant reminder of his failure.
"Sure." He poured it, and the bottle ran dry. A bead of perspiration slid down his face and hung from the tip of his chin.
I rattled the ice and it appeared to be a full glass, this could work for the moment. I took a sip and a little man of indeterminant age came forth and asked "Is it good, Brasky?" I nodded my approval and he turned to the crowd "Its good! He likes it!" A wave of rapture rolled through the assemblage and a woman in the back said "But theres no more!" and wept openly. Her displeasure swept through the crowd like water over flames, and they became angry again.
"You bastard!" The little ageless man spat at the barman as melting vinyl popped and sizzled in agreement. I heard the slow metallic precision of a pistol being cocked, and at that very moment Jen walked in with a long brown bottle bag, and held it aloft.
Orgasmic hysteria smashed through the place like a tidal wave, an explosion of joy so profound it provoked spontaneous lactation in every woman present regardless of age. They all began dancing and in their frenzy of celebration the dance soon became an orgy, they squirmed and writhed on the floor like a nest of snakes.
So, I had a few snorts and meandered away for the evening, satisfied and pleasantly buzzed. The next day I returned and asked for a Stoli, and the bar wench picked up the bottle, it was less than half full. "Who's been chopping away at my bottle?" I asked.
"Well, uh, nobody else drinks that here... But don't worry, I have another, just got it today."
"Good idea." I said.
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Evan Williams and Big K cola.
White trash, muhfucka!
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Evan Williams and Big K cola.
White trash, muhfucka!
Eep. No WT.
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Evan Williams and Big K cola.
White trash, muhfucka!
Eep. No WT.
Wha?
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I think I'm gonna tell 'em to forget the ice cubes next time. They just get in the way. And without a proper ratio of ice to vodka, there is no consistancy.
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I think I'm gonna tell 'em to forget the ice cubes next time. They just get in the way. And without a proper ratio of ice to vodka, there is no consistancy.
I just keep my liquor in the freezer.
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Evan Williams and Big K cola.
White trash, muhfucka!
Eep. No WT.
Eep is what?
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1000 posts....jesus where has my life gone...
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Evan Williams and Big K cola.
White trash, muhfucka!
Eep. No WT.
Eep is what?
Eep is an interjection: http://www.infoplease.com/ce6/society/A0825324.html.
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Eep. No WT.
Is that a Wild Turkey joke?
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I think I'm gonna tell 'em to forget the ice cubes next time. They just get in the way. And without a proper ratio of ice to vodka, there is no consistancy.
I just keep my liquor in the freezer.
I rarely keep liquor in the house. For obvious reasons.
Once in a while, maybe some Scotch.
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Evan Williams and Big K cola.
White trash, muhfucka!
Eep. No WT.
Eep is what?
Eep is a noise. Apparently it is a noise that people find cute, or intriguing, because my co-workers beat up on me (playing) to specifically elicit said response.
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#2 = Fat Tire Ale
#1 = Murphy's Irish Stout
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Evan Williams and Big K cola.
White trash, muhfucka!
Eep. No WT.
Eep is what?
Eep is a noise. Apparently it is a noise that people find cute, or intriguing, because my co-workers beat up on me (playing) to specifically elicit said response.
Violence is not the answer.
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That's not nice. I just use my boobs to get people to agree with me. It doesn't work sometimes, so then we just agree to disagree.
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Evan Williams and Big K cola.
White trash, muhfucka!
Eep. No WT.
Eep is what?
Eep is a noise. Apparently it is a noise that people find cute, or intriguing, because my co-workers beat up on me (playing) to specifically elicit said response.
Violence is not the answer.
Maybe not, but a baseball bat to the kneecaps will me you agree with me pretty goddamn fast.
This makes no sense.
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He's trying to illustrate how violence can be an effective method of communication.
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Look:
Maybe not, but a baseball bat to the kneecaps will me you agree with me pretty goddamn fast.
That makes NO SENSE.
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Look:
Maybe not, but a baseball bat to the kneecaps will me you agree with me pretty goddamn fast.
That makes NO SENSE.
I didn't catch that, actually. Now that you mention it though, it reminds me of a unit in a psychology course I took where the brain apparently fills in holes like that in text or even in speaking. Pretty fucking interesting, actually.
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That or Cyro's just a fuckin' idiot.
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That or Cyro's just a fuckin' idiot.
Pot... kettle...
except Cyro is the only hot one.
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Watch out, people don't get that pot and kettle analogy.
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Look:
Maybe not, but a baseball bat to the kneecaps will me you agree with me pretty goddamn fast.
That makes NO SENSE.
I didn't catch that, actually. Now that you mention it though, it reminds me of a unit in a psychology course I took where the brain apparently fills in holes like that in text or even in speaking. Pretty fucking interesting, actually.
I have a condition that somewhat like that, only in reverse. Observe.
Watch out, people don't get that pot and kettle analogy.
Its a condition called Perversive Visualization. But don't worry, its not contagious.
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Watch out, people don't get that pot and kettle analogy.
No, they really don't. :x
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Ha. Penis!
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Watch out, people don't get that pot and kettle analogy.
No, they really don't. :x
I hope you're not referring to me, because I understood what Bob said perfectly...even though it isn't true. Cyro knows I'm just joking with him.
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I'm not.
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Watch out, people don't get that pot and kettle analogy.
No, they really don't. :x
I hope you're not referring to me, because I understood what Bob said perfectly...even though it isn't true. Cyro knows I'm just joking with him.
I think you got about half of it... but close enough.
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Watch out, people don't get that pot and kettle analogy.
No, they really don't. :x
I hope you're not referring to me, because I understood what Bob said perfectly...even though it isn't true. Cyro knows I'm just joking with him.
I think you got about half of it... but close enough.
Sorry to burst your bubble, but you're not smarter than anyone else in this thread. Give it up.
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Watch out, people don't get that pot and kettle analogy.
No, they really don't. :x
I hope you're not referring to me, because I understood what Bob said perfectly...even though it isn't true. Cyro knows I'm just joking with him.
I think you got about half of it... but close enough.
Sorry to burst your bubble, but you're not smarter than anyone else in this thread. Give it up.
Haha never said I was, I just said I think part of my comment went over your head.
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Watch out, people don't get that pot and kettle analogy.
No, they really don't. :x
I hope you're not referring to me, because I understood what Bob said perfectly...even though it isn't true. Cyro knows I'm just joking with him.
I think you got about half of it... but close enough.
Sorry to burst your bubble, but you're not smarter than anyone else in this thread. Give it up.
Haha never said I was, I just said I think part of my comment went over your head.
Then you were wrong.
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Ok what joke was I making. :P If you got it you win a gold star!
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Ok what joke was I making. :P If you got it you win a gold star!
You were insinuating that I'm an idiot, basically. The 'pot calling the kettle black' idiom is pretty mainstream.
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:D You missed it, the joke really wasn't about you at all. You were just kind of in the way.
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Even if you were hitting on Cyro, you still added the idiom.
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Haha it's always about you isn't it? :lol:
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Is there somebody in the world I should love more?
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Watch out, people don't get that pot and kettle analogy.
No, they really don't. :x
I hope you're not referring to me, because I understood what Bob said perfectly...even though it isn't true. Cyro knows I'm just joking with him.
No, I was just commenting on the lack of understanding in regards to that analogy. I have a t-shirt with a pot and a kettle on it, and the kettle is saying "What the fuck did you call me?". A co-worker's husband didn't get it, and a few other people I encounter don't either. Most definitely wasn't a reflection on you.
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It was on 13 Going On 30 as well. "Do you want to be the pot or the kettle? 'Cause either way, they're both BLACK!"
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It was on 13 Going On 30 as well. "Do you want to be the pot or the kettle? 'Cause either way, they're both BLACK!"
How racist. I knew Jennifer Garner hated blacks...
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Well, who isn't racist these days?
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I'd rather know who actually is, as opposed to who mostly sorta isn't.
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It was on 13 Going On 30 as well. "Do you want to be the pot or the kettle? 'Cause either way, they're both BLACK!"
How racist. I knew Jennifer Garner hated blacks...
She apparently hates food and acting lessons.
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It was on 13 Going On 30 as well. "Do you want to be the pot or the kettle? 'Cause either way, they're both BLACK!"
How racist. I knew Jennifer Garner hated blacks...
She apparently hates food and acting lessons.
Zingo.
Holy shit. I think I just coined a new word. An awesome word.
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It was on 13 Going On 30 as well. "Do you want to be the pot or the kettle? 'Cause either way, they're both BLACK!"
How racist. I knew Jennifer Garner hated blacks...
She apparently hates food and acting lessons.
Oh come on. You'd hit it.
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It was on 13 Going On 30 as well. "Do you want to be the pot or the kettle? 'Cause either way, they're both BLACK!"
How racist. I knew Jennifer Garner hated blacks...
She apparently hates food and acting lessons.
Oh come on. You'd hit it.
I think he'd rather hit you.
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It was on 13 Going On 30 as well. "Do you want to be the pot or the kettle? 'Cause either way, they're both BLACK!"
How racist. I knew Jennifer Garner hated blacks...
She apparently hates food and acting lessons.
Oh come on. You'd hit it.
I think he'd rather hit you.
He has permission.
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It was on 13 Going On 30 as well. "Do you want to be the pot or the kettle? 'Cause either way, they're both BLACK!"
How racist. I knew Jennifer Garner hated blacks...
She apparently hates food and acting lessons.
Oh come on. You'd hit it.
I think he'd rather hit you.
He has permission.
First comes love, then comes marriage...
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Then you divorce and steal half the fuckers money.
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Then you divorce and steal half the fuckers money.
I was going to say "then comes John with a baby carriage".
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That's not love, it's lust. Love is like banging your head against a brick wall and hoping for the best.
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No shit. I never wanted to become one of those perpetually single "LOVE SUCKS!" girls, but it kind of just happened.
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That's not love, it's lust. Love is like banging your head against a brick wall and hoping for the best.
But don't you love to lust?
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No shit. I never wanted to become one of those perpetually single "LOVE SUCKS!" girls, but it kind of just happened.
Me either. I always wanted to be in love and get married. Now that all sounds like bullshit, and I'd rather just have copious amounts of sex with someone on a regular basis.
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It was on 13 Going On 30 as well. "Do you want to be the pot or the kettle? 'Cause either way, they're both BLACK!"
How racist. I knew Jennifer Garner hated blacks...
She apparently hates food and acting lessons.
Oh come on. You'd hit it.
I think he'd rather hit you.
He has permission.
When did this happen?
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No shit. I never wanted to become one of those perpetually single "LOVE SUCKS!" girls, but it kind of just happened.
Me either. I always wanted to be in love and get married. Now that all sounds like bullshit, and I'd rather just have copious amounts of sex with someone on a regular basis.
Best plan ever.
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No shit. I never wanted to become one of those perpetually single "LOVE SUCKS!" girls, but it kind of just happened.
Me either. I always wanted to be in love and get married. Now that all sounds like bullshit, and I'd rather just have copious amounts of sex with someone on a regular basis.
Bah! I got married at thirty. You're just not ready yet. The only reason people get married that young any more is pregnancy and denial. :-P
Your time will come.
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No shit. I never wanted to become one of those perpetually single "LOVE SUCKS!" girls, but it kind of just happened.
Me either. I always wanted to be in love and get married. Now that all sounds like bullshit, and I'd rather just have copious amounts of sex with someone on a regular basis.
thats quite a judgement to make at 19
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No shit. I never wanted to become one of those perpetually single "LOVE SUCKS!" girls, but it kind of just happened.
Me either. I always wanted to be in love and get married. Now that all sounds like bullshit, and I'd rather just have copious amounts of sex with someone on a regular basis.
Bah! I got married at thirty. You're just not ready yet. The only reason people get married that young any more is pregnancy and denial. :-P
Your time will come.
I'm not so sure. It's not looking up. :lol:
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No shit. I never wanted to become one of those perpetually single "LOVE SUCKS!" girls, but it kind of just happened.
Me either. I always wanted to be in love and get married. Now that all sounds like bullshit, and I'd rather just have copious amounts of sex with someone on a regular basis.
thats quite a judgement to make at 19
Some of us have little issue with that judgement.
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No shit. I never wanted to become one of those perpetually single "LOVE SUCKS!" girls, but it kind of just happened.
Me either. I always wanted to be in love and get married. Now that all sounds like bullshit, and I'd rather just have copious amounts of sex with someone on a regular basis.
thats quite a judgement to make at 19
You make an excellent point, but I feel like it's of reasonable certainty. :?
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No shit. I never wanted to become one of those perpetually single "LOVE SUCKS!" girls, but it kind of just happened.
Me either. I always wanted to be in love and get married. Now that all sounds like bullshit, and I'd rather just have copious amounts of sex with someone on a regular basis.
thats quite a judgement to make at 19
Some of us have little issue with that judgement.
thats cool, but to think that marriage will never happen at 19 just seems a little pre-mature to me.
I married at 20 after spending a year apart from my longtime boyfriend... so maybe I'm not one to talk.
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I'm not so sure. It's not looking up. :lol:
Gimmie a break. You're just not ready yet. I had a terrible time for years. Was dumped after wedding plans started twice, cheated on once, (That I know of.) dated a few crazy bitches named Jenny. (There's a million crazy bitches named Jenny or Jen or Jennifer or Shay or Shea.)
That's Ok though. Just make sure you get a libertarian. Ian and Mark are wrong on this issue. Pain in the ass to find one, but life is much easier.
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No shit. I never wanted to become one of those perpetually single "LOVE SUCKS!" girls, but it kind of just happened.
Me either. I always wanted to be in love and get married. Now that all sounds like bullshit, and I'd rather just have copious amounts of sex with someone on a regular basis.
Bah! I got married at thirty. You're just not ready yet. The only reason people get married that young any more is pregnancy and denial. :-P
Your time will come.
Meh.
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No shit. I never wanted to become one of those perpetually single "LOVE SUCKS!" girls, but it kind of just happened.
Me either. I always wanted to be in love and get married. Now that all sounds like bullshit, and I'd rather just have copious amounts of sex with someone on a regular basis.
thats quite a judgement to make at 19
You make an excellent point, but I feel like it's of reasonable certainty. :?
well take it from me, if you're sure about that, you're not missing much lol. just a piece of paper...
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I'm not so sure. It's not looking up. :lol:
Gimmie a break. You're just not ready yet. I had a terrible time for years. Was dumped after wedding plans started twice, cheated on once, (That I know of.) dated a few crazy bitches named Jenny. (There's a million crazy bitches named Jenny or Jen or Jennifer or Shay or Shea.)
That's Ok though. Just make sure you get a libertarian. Ian and Mark are wrong on this issue. Pain in the ass to find one, but life is much easier.
Thank the FSM my name isn't Jenny. :lol: What do Mark and Ian say on the issue? I tend to ignore them occasionally.
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Meh.
Don't "Meh" me, mister! Go to your room!
/AlexLibman/ I buy you nice things and you use WIRE HANGERS!!!! /AlexLibman/
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It was on 13 Going On 30 as well. "Do you want to be the pot or the kettle? 'Cause either way, they're both BLACK!"
How racist. I knew Jennifer Garner hated blacks...
She apparently hates food and acting lessons.
Oh come on. You'd hit it.
I think he'd rather hit you.
He has permission.
What falls under this permission?
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It was on 13 Going On 30 as well. "Do you want to be the pot or the kettle? 'Cause either way, they're both BLACK!"
How racist. I knew Jennifer Garner hated blacks...
She apparently hates food and acting lessons.
Oh come on. You'd hit it.
I think he'd rather hit you.
Yup.
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Thank the FSM my name isn't Jenny. :lol: What do Mark and Ian say on the issue? I tend to ignore them occasionally.
They're both the "Get into a relationship and then try to convert them." types. Which is the dumbest fucking thing ever, from a relationship standpoint.
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It was on 13 Going On 30 as well. "Do you want to be the pot or the kettle? 'Cause either way, they're both BLACK!"
How racist. I knew Jennifer Garner hated blacks...
She apparently hates food and acting lessons.
Oh come on. You'd hit it.
I think he'd rather hit you.
He has permission.
What falls under this permission?
Things. Of a sexual nature. No biting above the neck and no buttsecks.
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no buttsecks.
You just spoiled all the fun.
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It was on 13 Going On 30 as well. "Do you want to be the pot or the kettle? 'Cause either way, they're both BLACK!"
How racist. I knew Jennifer Garner hated blacks...
She apparently hates food and acting lessons.
Oh come on. You'd hit it.
I think he'd rather hit you.
Yup.
Drunk?
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It was on 13 Going On 30 as well. "Do you want to be the pot or the kettle? 'Cause either way, they're both BLACK!"
How racist. I knew Jennifer Garner hated blacks...
She apparently hates food and acting lessons.
Oh come on. You'd hit it.
I think he'd rather hit you.
He has permission.
What falls under this permission?
and no buttsecks.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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It was on 13 Going On 30 as well. "Do you want to be the pot or the kettle? 'Cause either way, they're both BLACK!"
How racist. I knew Jennifer Garner hated blacks...
She apparently hates food and acting lessons.
Oh come on. You'd hit it.
I think he'd rather hit you.
Yup.
Drunk?
He must be.
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It was on 13 Going On 30 as well. "Do you want to be the pot or the kettle? 'Cause either way, they're both BLACK!"
How racist. I knew Jennifer Garner hated blacks...
She apparently hates food and acting lessons.
Oh come on. You'd hit it.
I think he'd rather hit you.
Yup.
Drunk?
No, sir. Coffee.
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It was on 13 Going On 30 as well. "Do you want to be the pot or the kettle? 'Cause either way, they're both BLACK!"
How racist. I knew Jennifer Garner hated blacks...
She apparently hates food and acting lessons.
Oh come on. You'd hit it.
I think he'd rather hit you.
He has permission.
What falls under this permission?
Things. Of a sexual nature. No biting above the neck and no buttsecks.
But anything else?
I'm way more than ok with that.
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It was on 13 Going On 30 as well. "Do you want to be the pot or the kettle? 'Cause either way, they're both BLACK!"
How racist. I knew Jennifer Garner hated blacks...
She apparently hates food and acting lessons.
Oh come on. You'd hit it.
I think he'd rather hit you.
Yup.
Drunk?
No, sir. Coffee.
Ah.
He must be.
And Lindsey, you are ten times more sexier when you're confident. There was a spell there for about a week when you were on a serious fucking roll and I was like "damn, that pig-in-training must have winked at her or something", but then you lost it. You keep regaining it back every few days though.
I want Permanent-Confident Lindsey. :(
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I almost got married at 19, and I'm eternally glad that I didn't. I'm kind of more at the 'copious amounts of sex' stage myself, but I'm hoping Shaw is right, after I finish school and am out in the world for a few years (and get the hell out of Idaho) that it will happen for me.
Mostly, though, I try not to think about it. I should have just pledged a sorority at school. I'd probably get copious amounts of sex then.
But then again, who wants to be a 26 year old sorority sister living in the house? Not me.
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I almost got married at 19, and I'm eternally glad that I didn't. I'm kind of more at the 'copious amounts of sex' stage myself, but I'm hoping Shaw is right, after I finish school and am out in the world for a few years (and get the hell out of Idaho) that it will happen for me.
Mostly, though, I try not to think about it. I should have just pledged a sorority at school. I'd probably get copious amounts of sex then.
But then again, who wants to be a 26 year old sorority sister living in the house? Not me.
I almost did, too. Same age.
I need your profile. The first issue is out, we're gonna start getting submissions soon.
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It was on 13 Going On 30 as well. "Do you want to be the pot or the kettle? 'Cause either way, they're both BLACK!"
How racist. I knew Jennifer Garner hated blacks...
She apparently hates food and acting lessons.
Oh come on. You'd hit it.
I think he'd rather hit you.
Yup.
Drunk?
No, sir. Coffee.
Ah.
He must be.
And Lindsey, you are ten times more sexier when you're confident. There was a spell there for about a week when you were on a serious fucking roll and I was like "damn, that pig-in-training must have winked at her or something", but then you lost it. You keep regaining it back every few days though.
I want Permanent-Confident Lindsey. :(
Oh he more than winks. He started the suggestive behavior, but it's just flirtation. It's cool. I'm not gonna get my panties in a bunch over some guy that can have any woman he wants.
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It was on 13 Going On 30 as well. "Do you want to be the pot or the kettle? 'Cause either way, they're both BLACK!"
How racist. I knew Jennifer Garner hated blacks...
She apparently hates food and acting lessons.
Oh come on. You'd hit it.
I think he'd rather hit you.
Yup.
Drunk?
No, sir. Coffee.
Ah.
He must be.
And Lindsey, you are ten times more sexier when you're confident. There was a spell there for about a week when you were on a serious fucking roll and I was like "damn, that pig-in-training must have winked at her or something", but then you lost it. You keep regaining it back every few days though.
I want Permanent-Confident Lindsey. :(
Oh he more than winks. He started the suggestive behavior, but it's just flirtation. It's cool. I'm not gonna get my panties in a bunch over some guy that can have any woman he wants.
I'll get you back in my throes soon. Any woman? No fucking way.
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Linzamatic and Shiny = Somewhere between 8 1/2 and 9.
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It was on 13 Going On 30 as well. "Do you want to be the pot or the kettle? 'Cause either way, they're both BLACK!"
How racist. I knew Jennifer Garner hated blacks...
She apparently hates food and acting lessons.
Oh come on. You'd hit it.
I think he'd rather hit you.
Yup.
Drunk?
No, sir. Coffee.
Ah.
He must be.
And Lindsey, you are ten times more sexier when you're confident. There was a spell there for about a week when you were on a serious fucking roll and I was like "damn, that pig-in-training must have winked at her or something", but then you lost it. You keep regaining it back every few days though.
I want Permanent-Confident Lindsey. :(
Oh he more than winks. He started the suggestive behavior, but it's just flirtation. It's cool. I'm not gonna get my panties in a bunch over some guy that can have any woman he wants.
Yeah, most women want pigs. :|
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It was on 13 Going On 30 as well. "Do you want to be the pot or the kettle? 'Cause either way, they're both BLACK!"
How racist. I knew Jennifer Garner hated blacks...
She apparently hates food and acting lessons.
Oh come on. You'd hit it.
I think he'd rather hit you.
Yup.
Drunk?
No, sir. Coffee.
Ah.
He must be.
And Lindsey, you are ten times more sexier when you're confident. There was a spell there for about a week when you were on a serious fucking roll and I was like "damn, that pig-in-training must have winked at her or something", but then you lost it. You keep regaining it back every few days though.
I want Permanent-Confident Lindsey. :(
Oh he more than winks. He started the suggestive behavior, but it's just flirtation. It's cool. I'm not gonna get my panties in a bunch over some guy that can have any woman he wants.
I'll get you back in my throes soon. Any woman? No fucking way.
Oh no, trust me. Any of them. I think all the women in the building pretty much throw themselves at him. :lol:
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Linzamatic and Shiny = Somewhere between 8 1/2 and 9.
I bet you have a lot of guns at your crib. We need to consolidate and go build a cabin in the woods. You can bring your wife. I'll entice Lindsey with me charms.
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It was on 13 Going On 30 as well. "Do you want to be the pot or the kettle? 'Cause either way, they're both BLACK!"
How racist. I knew Jennifer Garner hated blacks...
She apparently hates food and acting lessons.
Oh come on. You'd hit it.
I think he'd rather hit you.
Yup.
Drunk?
No, sir. Coffee.
Ah.
He must be.
And Lindsey, you are ten times more sexier when you're confident. There was a spell there for about a week when you were on a serious fucking roll and I was like "damn, that pig-in-training must have winked at her or something", but then you lost it. You keep regaining it back every few days though.
I want Permanent-Confident Lindsey. :(
Oh he more than winks. He started the suggestive behavior, but it's just flirtation. It's cool. I'm not gonna get my panties in a bunch over some guy that can have any woman he wants.
I'll get you back in my throes soon. Any woman? No fucking way.
Oh no, trust me. Any of them. I think all the women in the building pretty much throw themselves at him. :lol:
Silly blind bastard.
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Linzamatic and Shiny = Somewhere between 8 1/2 and 9.
I bet you have a lot of guns at your crib. We need to consolidate and go build a cabin in the woods. You can bring your wife. I'll entice Lindsey with me charms.
I have many guns. I also am about to buy a house in the boonies. 7.3 acres. Surrounded by woods. You buy the graham crackers, candy bars and marshmallows, and I bring the steaks and hot tub.
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I'm pretty sure he can see. :lol:
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Linzamatic and Shiny = Somewhere between 8 1/2 and 9.
I bet you have a lot of guns at your crib. We need to consolidate and go build a cabin in the woods. You can bring your wife. I'll entice Lindsey with me charms.
I have many guns. I also am about to buy a house in the boonies. 7.3 acres. Surrounded by woods. You buy the graham crackers, candy bars and marshmallows, and I bring the steaks and hot tub.
Fuck yeah. Got 20 grand in the bank.
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I'm pretty sure he can see. :lol:
Oh, with the difficulty taking compliments.
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Fuck yeah. Got 20 grand in the bank.
Then it's a plan.
Freedom Gulch a good enough name?*
Edit: It isn't in a gulch, but whatever.
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I'm pretty sure he can see. :lol:
Oh, with the difficulty taking compliments.
It's one of her strong points.
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Fuck yeah. Got 20 grand in the bank.
Then it's a plan.
Freedom Gulch a good enough name?*
Edit: It isn't in a gulch, but whatever.
Keyser's Freehold.
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:?
Quiet you.
Dick 3.0 is a weenie sometimes.
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Linzamatic and Shiny = Somewhere between 8 1/2 and 9.
I bet you have a lot of guns at your crib. We need to consolidate and go build a cabin in the woods. You can bring your wife. I'll entice Lindsey with me charms.
I have many guns. I also am about to buy a house in the boonies. 7.3 acres. Surrounded by woods. You buy the graham crackers, candy bars and marshmallows, and I bring the steaks and hot tub.
:?
Upset because two men didn't invite you into their hottub?
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:?
Quiet you.
Dick 3.0 is a weenie sometimes.
He's just sad because he never gets invited to the parties.
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Keyser's Freehold.
Figures, after using all of my self control to not use my name in the title.
Shaw's Sanctuary of Significant Sassyness.
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Keyser's Freehold.
Figures, after using all of my self control to not use my name in the title.
Shaw's Sanctuary of Significant Sassyness.
Bitches, Guns, and Booze.
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I'm pretty sure he can see. :lol:
Oh, with the difficulty taking compliments.
It's one of her strong points.
Well, okay. I'm sure the guy can see because he doesn't swing a big stick in front of him, or walk with a dog. :P
Sorry, I can't help it. :?
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Bitches, Guns, and Booze.
I think we have a winner. You have the booze, I'll take and occasionally share the guns and bitches.
Seriously though, I'm gonna start an underground railroad for Libertarians.
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Bitches, Guns, and Booze.
I think we have a winner. You have the booze, I'll take and occasionally share the guns and bitches.
Seriously though, I'm gonna start an underground railroad for Libertarians.
Be careful, you might get stuck having me around. :P
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I'm pretty sure he can see. :lol:
Oh, with the difficulty taking compliments.
It's one of her strong points.
Well, okay. I'm sure the guy can see because he doesn't swing a big stick in front of him, or walk with a dog. :P
Sorry, I can't help it. :?
Ok, so I can have my way with you, so long as I'm not nice about it?
I'm ok with that.
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Be careful, you might get stuck having me around. :P
I told you that you'd have a place to stay*, if you wanted to move up here.
*Until you got your own fucking place, freeloader! :P
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Bitches, Guns, and Booze.
I think we have a winner. You have the booze, I'll take and occasionally share the guns and bitches.
Seriously though, I'm gonna start an underground railroad for Libertarians.
Be careful, you might get stuck having me around. :P
Ok.
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Bitches, Guns, and Booze.
I think we have a winner. You have the booze, I'll take and occasionally share the guns and bitches.
Seriously though, I'm gonna start an underground railroad for Libertarians.
I'll bring pot.
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Bitches, Guns, and Booze.
I think we have a winner. You have the booze, I'll take and occasionally share the guns and bitches.
Seriously though, I'm gonna start an underground railroad for Libertarians.
Be careful, you might get stuck having me around. :P
Ok.
That coffee spiked?
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Bitches, Guns, and Booze.
I think we have a winner. You have the booze, I'll take and occasionally share the guns and bitches.
Seriously though, I'm gonna start an underground railroad for Libertarians.
Be careful, you might get stuck having me around. :P
Ok.
That coffee spiked?
Why because at the Shaw/Keyser compound I'd keep you around for selfish sexy reasons?
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Dick 3.0 apparently only expresses himself in emoticons now.
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Bitches, Guns, and Booze.
I think we have a winner. You have the booze, I'll take and occasionally share the guns and bitches.
Seriously though, I'm gonna start an underground railroad for Libertarians.
Be careful, you might get stuck having me around. :P
Ok.
That coffee spiked?
Why because at the Shaw/Keyser compound I'd keep you around for selfish sexy reasons?
Something like that.
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Linzamatic and Shiny = Somewhere between 8 1/2 and 9.
What is this, the olympics?
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Bitches, Guns, and Booze.
I think we have a winner. You have the booze, I'll take and occasionally share the guns and bitches.
Seriously though, I'm gonna start an underground railroad for Libertarians.
Be careful, you might get stuck having me around. :P
Ok.
That coffee spiked?
Why because at the Shaw/Keyser compound I'd keep you around for selfish sexy reasons?
Something like that.
You have a problem wearing torn up clothing and doing menial tasks?
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Why because at the Shaw/Keyser compound I'd keep you around for selfish sexy reasons?
Something like that.
I always find it amusing when women who qualify as fairly attractive, even slightly more attractive than the woman I chose to spend the rest of my life with, (And I think is as hot as hell.) go on and on about how ugly they think they are.
Kinda silly.
*Don't bag on me for admitting that someone is better looking than my wife. I love her more than anything, but that doesn't automatically makke her aphro-fucking-dite.
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Bitches, Guns, and Booze.
I think we have a winner. You have the booze, I'll take and occasionally share the guns and bitches.
Seriously though, I'm gonna start an underground railroad for Libertarians.
Be careful, you might get stuck having me around. :P
Ok.
That coffee spiked?
Why because at the Shaw/Keyser compound I'd keep you around for selfish sexy reasons?
Something like that.
You have a problem wearing torn up clothing and doing menial tasks?
Torn up clothing doesn't sound like it would be terribly becoming. Menial tasks...it depends on the tasks.
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Why because at the Shaw/Keyser compound I'd keep you around for selfish sexy reasons?
Something like that.
*Don't bag on me for admitting that someone is better looking than my wife. I love her more than anything, but that doesn't automatically makke her aphro-fucking-dite.
I'm telling.
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Bitches, Guns, and Booze.
I think we have a winner. You have the booze, I'll take and occasionally share the guns and bitches.
Seriously though, I'm gonna start an underground railroad for Libertarians.
Be careful, you might get stuck having me around. :P
Ok.
That coffee spiked?
Why because at the Shaw/Keyser compound I'd keep you around for selfish sexy reasons?
Something like that.
You have a problem wearing torn up clothing and doing menial tasks?
Torn up clothing doesn't sound like it would be terribly becoming. Menial tasks...it depends on the tasks.
Ok, no clothing and the tasks, well, you'll enjoy em.
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Torn up clothing doesn't sound like it would be terribly becoming. Menial tasks...it depends on the tasks.
I think he was implying somewhere between:
A. Hon, take out the garbage, will you?
And
B. Biotch! Get in the kitchen and make me a turkey pot pie!
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I like clothing, it keeps me covered. And warm. And it also keeps me from being arrested in public.
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:cry:
(http://www.villainouscompany.com/vcblog/home/cassandr/public_html/vcblog/archives/smiley%20face.jpg)
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Richard. Seriously. What the fuck?
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(http://members.dodo.net.au/~grindercom/Emoticon.jpg)
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Richard should have 'The Animal' used on him:
(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b50/Taors/dickhand.png)
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Richard. Seriously. What the fuck?
We need a wider selection of emoticons, Lindsey.
I'll hop right on that.
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I like clothing, it keeps me covered. And warm. And it also keeps me from being arrested in public.
In my room isn't public, which, consequently is where you'll perform your tasks.
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Richard. Seriously. What the fuck?
We need a wider selection of emoticons, Lindsey.
I'll hop right on that.
Do I even need to...
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Wasn't this thread supposed to be about people getting intoxicated?
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Wasn't this thread supposed to be about people getting intoxicated?
And sex.
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Richard. Seriously. What the fuck?
We need a wider selection of emoticons, Lindsey.
I'll hop right on that.
Do I even need to...
You have nothing. :P
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Wasn't this thread supposed to be about people getting intoxicated?
And sex.
Well for fuck's sake, why isn't there any fucking going on? :shock:
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Well for fuck's sake, why isn't there any fucking going on? :shock:
Speak for yourself.
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Wasn't this thread supposed to be about people getting intoxicated?
And sex.
Well for fuck's sake, why isn't there any fucking going on? :shock:
Lets go, get your ass over here.
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Well for fuck's sake, why isn't there any fucking going on? :shock:
Speak for yourself.
Yeah, I know. This makes me laugh at myself even more. :lol:
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Ya, let's fuk!!!
You start and we'll all join in later.*
That's a sneak way of telling you to... you get the idea.
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Absolutely not.
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Absolutely not.
Perhaps if I ask you a similar question?
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Perhaps. Have you not already asked?
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Perhaps. Have you not already asked?
Maybe. Humor me. Your answer was?
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Perhaps. Have you not already asked?
Maybe. Humor me. Your answer was?
No biting above the neck or buttsecks. :P
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Perhaps. Have you not already asked?
Maybe. Humor me. Your answer was?
or buttsecks. :P
AWWWWWWWW.
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Perhaps. Have you not already asked?
Maybe. Humor me. Your answer was?
No biting above the neck or buttsecks. :P
Butt spank?
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Perhaps. Have you not already asked?
Maybe. Humor me. Your answer was?
No biting above the neck or buttsecks. :P
Butt spank?
Spanking is fine, but that's as far as anything goes toward my butt.
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Perhaps. Have you not already asked?
Maybe. Humor me. Your answer was?
No biting above the neck or buttsecks. :P
Butt spank?
Spanking is fine, but that's as far as anything goes toward my butt.
He can't kiss or massage the asscheeks?
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Perhaps. Have you not already asked?
Maybe. Humor me. Your answer was?
No biting above the neck or buttsecks. :P
Butt spank?
Spanking is fine, but that's as far as anything goes toward my butt.
He can't kiss or massage the asscheeks? :shock:
Why would anyone actually want to kiss another person's ass? :shock: :shock:
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Perhaps. Have you not already asked?
Maybe. Humor me. Your answer was?
No biting above the neck or buttsecks. :P
Butt spank?
Spanking is fine, but that's as far as anything goes toward my butt.
He can't kiss or massage the asscheeks? :shock:
Why would anyone actually want to kiss another person's ass? :shock: :shock:
Erotica?
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Perhaps. Have you not already asked?
Maybe. Humor me. Your answer was?
No biting above the neck or buttsecks. :P
Butt spank?
Spanking is fine, but that's as far as anything goes toward my butt.
Hair pulling? Right after the spanking...I'm sure you can imagine the position.
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Perhaps. Have you not already asked?
Maybe. Humor me. Your answer was?
No biting above the neck or buttsecks. :P
Butt spank?
Spanking is fine, but that's as far as anything goes toward my butt.
Hair pulling? Right after the spanking...I'm sure you can imagine the position.
As long as you don't actually pull any of it out. I wouldn't be hot if I were bald.
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Perhaps. Have you not already asked?
Maybe. Humor me. Your answer was?
No biting above the neck or buttsecks. :P
Butt spank?
Spanking is fine, but that's as far as anything goes toward my butt.
Hair pulling? Right after the spanking...I'm sure you can imagine the position.
As long as you don't actually pull any of it out. I wouldn't be hot if I were bald.
Mouth secks?
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I thought we already eliminated the no-nos.
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I thought we already eliminated the no-nos.
What do you have against bj's?
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I thought we already eliminated the no-nos.
What do you have against bj's?
I don't. I love them, in fact.
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I thought we already eliminated the no-nos.
What do you have against bj's?
I don't. I love them, in fact.
I know, I just wanted to hear you say it. i like to reciprocate.
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I thought we already eliminated the no-nos.
What do you have against bj's?
I don't. I love them, in fact.
I know, I just wanted to hear you say it. i like to reciprocate.
Pfft. Bad man, trying to make me say naughty things.
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I thought we already eliminated the no-nos.
What do you have against bj's?
I don't. I love them, in fact.
I know, I just wanted to hear you say it. i like to reciprocate.
Pfft. Bad man, trying to make me say naughty things.
Yeah, you hate it. ;)
Fine, no reciprocation for you.
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How you love to torment me. :P
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The sexual tension is too much for me. I'm going to bed.
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The sexual tension is too much for me. I'm going to bed.
To release said tension, I assume.
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The sexual tension is too much for me. I'm going to bed.
To release said tension, I assume.
I'm in a position where I cannot relieve said tension because I am in the company of others. No wonder I've been so mean for the last few days.
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The sexual tension is too much for me. I'm going to bed.
To release said tension, I assume.
I've already done that twice. That's good enough for today. Don't want to wear it out too quick.
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The sexual tension is too much for me. I'm going to bed.
To release said tension, I assume.
I'm in a position where I cannot relieve said tension because I am in the company of others. No wonder I've been so mean for the last few days.
You could in my company.
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I'm in a position where I cannot relieve said tension because I am in the company of others. No wonder I've been so mean for the last few days.
Go into the bathroom, fill tub with bubbles, and roll your frigging bean. What's the problem?
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I'm in a position where I cannot relieve said tension because I am in the company of others. No wonder I've been so mean for the last few days.
Go into the bathroom, fill tub with bubbles, and roll your frigging bean. What's the problem?
I never could get off with just my hand... :x
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I'm in a position where I cannot relieve said tension because I am in the company of others. No wonder I've been so mean for the last few days.
Go into the bathroom, fill tub with bubbles, and roll your frigging bean. What's the problem?
I never could get off with just my hand... :x
You spoiled or something? Clip your nails short so you don't hurt yourself and roll that lil' bastard until it screams.
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I'm in a position where I cannot relieve said tension because I am in the company of others. No wonder I've been so mean for the last few days.
Go into the bathroom, fill tub with bubbles, and roll your frigging bean. What's the problem?
I never could get off with just my hand... :x
I think that qualifies for a handicap parking permit.
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roll that lil' bastard until it screams.
Dude, stop, that's making me think dirty thoughts.
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I'm in a position where I cannot relieve said tension because I am in the company of others. No wonder I've been so mean for the last few days.
Go into the bathroom, fill tub with bubbles, and roll your frigging bean. What's the problem?
I never could get off with just my hand... :x
Use mine.
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I'm in a position where I cannot relieve said tension because I am in the company of others. No wonder I've been so mean for the last few days.
Go into the bathroom, fill tub with bubbles, and roll your frigging bean. What's the problem?
I never could get off with just my hand... :x
You spoiled or something? Clip your nails short so you don't hurt yourself and roll that lil' bastard until it screams.
I've tried lots of things. I fail and go back to the toys.
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I got money...millions, in fact...(not trying to brag). I'm thinking Tahiti. I heard they got those sex rings over there. That place is not very regulated from what I understand. It's like a paradise for lovers ....and virgin perverts. Sounds good.
Please stop being you.
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I'm in a position where I cannot relieve said tension because I am in the company of others. No wonder I've been so mean for the last few days.
Go into the bathroom, fill tub with bubbles, and roll your frigging bean. What's the problem?
I never could get off with just my hand... :x
You spoiled or something? Clip your nails short so you don't hurt yourself and roll that lil' bastard until it screams.
I've tried lots of things. I fail and go back to the toys.
Which ones?
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I'm in a position where I cannot relieve said tension because I am in the company of others. No wonder I've been so mean for the last few days.
Go into the bathroom, fill tub with bubbles, and roll your frigging bean. What's the problem?
I never could get off with just my hand... :x
You spoiled or something? Clip your nails short so you don't hurt yourself and roll that lil' bastard until it screams.
I've tried lots of things. I fail and go back to the toys.
Have you tried what I suggested?
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Haha this was pretty funny. I ended up going drinking with my mom. What a night at my house, and the cops ended up taking a statement from my brother. We needed a beer. Too bad we decided on Long Islands instead.
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I'm in a position where I cannot relieve said tension because I am in the company of others. No wonder I've been so mean for the last few days.
Go into the bathroom, fill tub with bubbles, and roll your frigging bean. What's the problem?
I never could get off with just my hand... :x
You spoiled or something? Clip your nails short so you don't hurt yourself and roll that lil' bastard until it screams.
I've tried lots of things. I fail and go back to the toys.
Which ones?
The ones that allow me to do things.
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Never attempt to persuade a girl to abandon her dildos. Encouragement is the key. Buy her dildos, many of them, of all sizes and shapes. Long fat ones she'll struggle with, little fun ones she'll hammer away at, and all things between.
Fingers are nice, obviously. But to discourage a girl from enjoying herself with a toy is like saying its shameful for her to experiment at her terms. They are her terms. Not yours.
I was in a smut shop one time, looking at vids for sale and browsing around, and in those stores theres always a couple weirdos lurking around. They always have a few big walls of sex toys, rubber pussies and dildos and all sorts of shit. This chick comes in alone, she was in her late teens and quite obviously curious about buying a dildo. Well, once you've steeled yourself into walking into a store that is taboo, and you get inside, its never what you imagined when you're outside in your car, about to take the plunge.
She was probably never in a sex shop before. She walks in and sees the wall of toys, heads turn, she walks to the wall and starts browsing. They have everything. These assholes over in the corner are giggling and making comments about a girl buying a dildo and she overhears it. She pretends she didn't, but I can tell she's become very aware of herself standing in front of a wall of dildos and after a few minutes of trying to keep her game face, she bolted.
She left with nothing. I was really fuckin pissed. She woulda eventually picked something out, took it home and experimented. It took a lot of balls for that girl to walk alone into that store and they fucking ruined it on her.
Don't be a ruiner.
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If I was that girl, I'd have probably left too, even though I'm a few years older. I've only been in an adult store once, at the beginning of last school year, and I was kind of tricked into going in. Long story. Anyhow, I still don't think I have the nerve to walk in there by myself, but on the other hand, I wouldn't buy anything if I was with someone. Weird.
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I've gone a couple times. The first time was shortly after I turned 18. I went with a friend (underage at the time) because her ex-boyfriend (a mutual friend) worked there. That was the only time I ever made a purchase there. Our friend Perry picked out what I bought.
The second time, I took my friend Josh. He wanted to see, but wouldn't go on his own.
This last time Stephanie went with me when I took my friend Will, because he wanted to fill out a job application. They both made me walk in first. Assholes.
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Good thing you can get most of your sex supplies on the internet these days.
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Our friend Perry picked out what I bought.
Which was....
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Our friend Perry picked out what I bought.
Which was....
All I know is that she's got one of them rabbit things.
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Our friend Perry picked out what I bought.
Which was....
All I know is that she's got one of them rabbit things.
Dare I say....sweet!
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Our friend Perry picked out what I bought.
Which was....
All I know is that she's got one of them rabbit things.
Dare I say....sweet!
You should send her a webcam. I'd consider it an investment, if you know what I mean.
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Our friend Perry picked out what I bought.
Which was....
All I know is that she's got one of them rabbit things.
Dare I say....sweet!
You should send her a webcam. I'd consider it an investment, if you know what I mean.
I agree with every ounce of stuff I can agree with.
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Send her some flowers, and a pony.
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Our friend Perry picked out what I bought.
Which was....
All I know is that she's got one of them rabbit things.
Dare I say....sweet!
You should send her a webcam. I'd consider it an investment, if you know what I mean.
I agree with every ounce of stuff I can agree with.
Ounce. Mmm.
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Our friend Perry picked out what I bought.
Which was....
All I know is that she's got one of them rabbit things.
It's not actually a rabbit, the thing is actually a hummingbird. And it's got these beads inside. The actual penis part like, oscillates. It's crazy...it was like ninety bucks or something. I considered it my birthday present.
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Our friend Perry picked out what I bought.
Which was....
All I know is that she's got one of them rabbit things.
It's not actually a rabbit, the thing is actually a hummingbird. And it's got these beads inside. The actual penis part like, oscillates. It's crazy...it was like ninety bucks or something. I considered it my birthday present.
...Go on...
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Our friend Perry picked out what I bought.
Which was....
All I know is that she's got one of them rabbit things.
It's not actually a rabbit, the thing is actually a hummingbird. And it's got these beads inside. The actual penis part like, oscillates. It's crazy...it was like ninety bucks or something. I considered it my birthday present.
...Go on...
With what? It's not like I've used it lately.
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like the rabbit? the one mentioned in sex and the city?? LOL.... yea that things epic.
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like the rabbit? the one mentioned in sex and the city?? LOL.... yea that things epic.
Most of them work in the same way, but at the store I was told that it was the one they'd gotten the most feedback on.
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like the rabbit? the one mentioned in sex and the city?? LOL.... yea that things epic.
Most of them work in the same way, but at the store I was told that it was the one they'd gotten the most feedback on.
ahh, i see
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like the rabbit? the one mentioned in sex and the city?? LOL.... yea that things epic.
Most of them work in the same way, but at the store I was told that it was the one they'd gotten the most feedback on.
ahh, i see
If I could find a link to it, I would share. :lol: I've been feeling like I need to get something new though, to change things up since I'm only working with it and myself. And I'm kind of boring. :P
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like the rabbit? the one mentioned in sex and the city?? LOL.... yea that things epic.
Most of them work in the same way, but at the store I was told that it was the one they'd gotten the most feedback on.
ahh, i see
If I could find a link to it, I would share. :lol: I've been feeling like I need to get something new though, to change things up since I'm only working with it and myself. And I'm kind of boring. :P
LOL, I have a plain ol' vibrator... my hubby deploys a lot so some porn helps.... :oops:
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like the rabbit? the one mentioned in sex and the city?? LOL.... yea that things epic.
Most of them work in the same way, but at the store I was told that it was the one they'd gotten the most feedback on.
ahh, i see
If I could find a link to it, I would share. :lol: I've been feeling like I need to get something new though, to change things up since I'm only working with it and myself. And I'm kind of boring. :P
LOL, I have a plain ol' vibrator... my hubby deploys a lot so some porn helps.... :oops:
Well, I has no real person, so I rely completely on dirty movies and toys. :x
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i feel for ya. when i was dating my my hubby we spent a year apart... it was a tough year... lol
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like the rabbit? the one mentioned in sex and the city?? LOL.... yea that things epic.
Most of them work in the same way, but at the store I was told that it was the one they'd gotten the most feedback on.
ahh, i see
If I could find a link to it, I would share. :lol: I've been feeling like I need to get something new though, to change things up since I'm only working with it and myself. And I'm kind of boring. :P
LOL, I have a plain ol' vibrator... my hubby deploys a lot so some porn helps.... :oops:
Well, I has no real person, so I rely completely on dirty movies and toys. :x
Hmmm...
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like the rabbit? the one mentioned in sex and the city?? LOL.... yea that things epic.
Most of them work in the same way, but at the store I was told that it was the one they'd gotten the most feedback on.
ahh, i see
If I could find a link to it, I would share. :lol: I've been feeling like I need to get something new though, to change things up since I'm only working with it and myself. And I'm kind of boring. :P
LOL, I have a plain ol' vibrator... my hubby deploys a lot so some porn helps.... :oops:
Well, I has no real person, so I rely completely on dirty movies and toys. :x
Hmmm...
?
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Chicks, porn, vibrators and booze. Love it.
I'll keep my game face on, though...
Gah! Can't! I fail...
(http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/5903/snoopydanceflipac6.gif)
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like the rabbit? the one mentioned in sex and the city?? LOL.... yea that things epic.
Most of them work in the same way, but at the store I was told that it was the one they'd gotten the most feedback on.
ahh, i see
If I could find a link to it, I would share. :lol: I've been feeling like I need to get something new though, to change things up since I'm only working with it and myself. And I'm kind of boring. :P
LOL, I have a plain ol' vibrator... my hubby deploys a lot so some porn helps.... :oops:
Well, I has no real person, so I rely completely on dirty movies and toys. :x
Hmmm...
?
I was just contemplating how hot that is.
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Chicks, porn, vibrators and booze. Love it.
I'll keep my game face on, though...
Gah! Can't! I fail...
(http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/5903/snoopydanceflipac6.gif)
Yes, the House of Booze is the greatest thread ever.
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like the rabbit? the one mentioned in sex and the city?? LOL.... yea that things epic.
Most of them work in the same way, but at the store I was told that it was the one they'd gotten the most feedback on.
ahh, i see
If I could find a link to it, I would share. :lol: I've been feeling like I need to get something new though, to change things up since I'm only working with it and myself. And I'm kind of boring. :P
LOL, I have a plain ol' vibrator... my hubby deploys a lot so some porn helps.... :oops:
Well, I has no real person, so I rely completely on dirty movies and toys. :x
Hmmm...
?
I was just contemplating how hot that is.
Not very, I don't think.
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like the rabbit? the one mentioned in sex and the city?? LOL.... yea that things epic.
Most of them work in the same way, but at the store I was told that it was the one they'd gotten the most feedback on.
ahh, i see
If I could find a link to it, I would share. :lol: I've been feeling like I need to get something new though, to change things up since I'm only working with it and myself. And I'm kind of boring. :P
LOL, I have a plain ol' vibrator... my hubby deploys a lot so some porn helps.... :oops:
Well, I has no real person, so I rely completely on dirty movies and toys. :x
Hmmm...
?
I was just contemplating how hot that is.
Not very, I don't think.
yeah, ditto.
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like the rabbit? the one mentioned in sex and the city?? LOL.... yea that things epic.
Most of them work in the same way, but at the store I was told that it was the one they'd gotten the most feedback on.
ahh, i see
If I could find a link to it, I would share. :lol: I've been feeling like I need to get something new though, to change things up since I'm only working with it and myself. And I'm kind of boring. :P
LOL, I have a plain ol' vibrator... my hubby deploys a lot so some porn helps.... :oops:
Well, I has no real person, so I rely completely on dirty movies and toys. :x
Hmmm...
?
I was just contemplating how hot that is.
Not very, I don't think.
Then you clearly don't understand the male brain.
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like the rabbit? the one mentioned in sex and the city?? LOL.... yea that things epic.
Most of them work in the same way, but at the store I was told that it was the one they'd gotten the most feedback on.
ahh, i see
If I could find a link to it, I would share. :lol: I've been feeling like I need to get something new though, to change things up since I'm only working with it and myself. And I'm kind of boring. :P
LOL, I have a plain ol' vibrator... my hubby deploys a lot so some porn helps.... :oops:
Well, I has no real person, so I rely completely on dirty movies and toys. :x
Hmmm...
?
I was just contemplating how hot that is.
Not very, I don't think.
Then you clearly don't understand the male brain.
If I understood the male brain, I would be better able to exploit its weaknesses and use them to my nefarious advantages.
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like the rabbit? the one mentioned in sex and the city?? LOL.... yea that things epic.
Most of them work in the same way, but at the store I was told that it was the one they'd gotten the most feedback on.
ahh, i see
If I could find a link to it, I would share. :lol: I've been feeling like I need to get something new though, to change things up since I'm only working with it and myself. And I'm kind of boring. :P
LOL, I have a plain ol' vibrator... my hubby deploys a lot so some porn helps.... :oops:
Well, I has no real person, so I rely completely on dirty movies and toys. :x
Hmmm...
?
I was just contemplating how hot that is.
Not very, I don't think.
Then you clearly don't understand the male brain.
If I understood the male brain, I would be better able to exploit its weaknesses and use them to my nefarious advantages.
What weaknesses? 8)
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like the rabbit? the one mentioned in sex and the city?? LOL.... yea that things epic.
Most of them work in the same way, but at the store I was told that it was the one they'd gotten the most feedback on.
ahh, i see
If I could find a link to it, I would share. :lol: I've been feeling like I need to get something new though, to change things up since I'm only working with it and myself. And I'm kind of boring. :P
LOL, I have a plain ol' vibrator... my hubby deploys a lot so some porn helps.... :oops:
Well, I has no real person, so I rely completely on dirty movies and toys. :x
Hmmm...
?
I was just contemplating how hot that is.
Not very, I don't think.
Then you clearly don't understand the male brain.
If I understood the male brain, I would be better able to exploit its weaknesses and use them to my nefarious advantages.
What weaknesses? 8)
The ones that would allow me to get what I want, where I want it, and when I want it.
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like the rabbit? the one mentioned in sex and the city?? LOL.... yea that things epic.
Most of them work in the same way, but at the store I was told that it was the one they'd gotten the most feedback on.
ahh, i see
If I could find a link to it, I would share. :lol: I've been feeling like I need to get something new though, to change things up since I'm only working with it and myself. And I'm kind of boring. :P
LOL, I have a plain ol' vibrator... my hubby deploys a lot so some porn helps.... :oops:
Well, I has no real person, so I rely completely on dirty movies and toys. :x
Hmmm...
?
I was just contemplating how hot that is.
Not very, I don't think.
Then you clearly don't understand the male brain.
If I understood the male brain, I would be better able to exploit its weaknesses and use them to my nefarious advantages.
What weaknesses? 8)
The ones that would allow me to get what I want, where I want it, and when I want it.
Ah, you mean the Anima (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anima_%28Jung%29)?
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Not quite. I just meant that if I understood how to attract them, I wouldn't have a problem.
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Not quite. I just meant that if I understood how to attract them, I wouldn't have a problem.
all I know is that when I was 15 and my hubby was 16 he really liked my ass.... he asked me out and the rest is history
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Not quite. I just meant that if I understood how to attract them, I wouldn't have a problem.
Well, you have a problem taking compliments so....I wont go any further.
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Not quite. I just meant that if I understood how to attract them, I wouldn't have a problem.
It's called self-confidence.
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Not quite. I just meant that if I understood how to attract them, I wouldn't have a problem.
Well, you have a problem taking compliments so....I wont go any further.
I don't think that's it. I think it's just that most of the men here are 90...and the ones that aren't just plain don't find me attractive.
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Not quite. I just meant that if I understood how to attract them, I wouldn't have a problem.
It's called self-confidence.
definitely. From what I can tell you are sexy and smart!! Thats hard to come by!!! Just go get em!
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Not quite. I just meant that if I understood how to attract them, I wouldn't have a problem.
It's called self-confidence.
definitely. From what I can tell you are sexy and smart!! Thats hard to come by!!! Just go get em!
Thanks. I'm trying. It's not quite working. All I know is that there's one in particular that has my hormones in a tailspin. :x
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Not quite. I just meant that if I understood how to attract them, I wouldn't have a problem.
It's called self-confidence.
definitely. From what I can tell you are sexy and smart!! Thats hard to come by!!! Just go get em!
That fact is that people here have been telling her that for years now, and she still keep bitching about how nobody finds her attractive.
The only thing I can surmise is that she doesn't really try getting laid just so she can bitch here about not getting laid. Just seems like it anyways.
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Not quite. I just meant that if I understood how to attract them, I wouldn't have a problem.
Well, you have a problem taking compliments so....I wont go any further.
I don't think that's it. I think it's just that most of the men here are 90...and the ones that aren't just plain don't find me attractive.
When you talk to someone, do you look at their eyes and have your head up?
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Not quite. I just meant that if I understood how to attract them, I wouldn't have a problem.
Well, you have a problem taking compliments so....I wont go any further.
I don't think that's it. I think it's just that most of the men here are 90...and the ones that aren't just plain don't find me attractive.
When you talk to someone, do you look at their eyes and have your head up?
Apparently I'm uncomfortable with eye contact. So says one of my co-workers, Rik. Because when he stares at me, I look away, or I burst out laughing. I've always walked with my head down, too. I was talking with the pig-in-training earlier, and so of course I was looking at him, but I don't really know. It depends on the person, what we're talking about, and so forth. I find myself looking away a lot, though...either because I'm uncomfortable or because I'm easily distracted.
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Not quite. I just meant that if I understood how to attract them, I wouldn't have a problem.
It's called self-confidence.
definitely. From what I can tell you are sexy and smart!! Thats hard to come by!!! Just go get em!
Thanks. I'm trying. It's not quite working. All I know is that there's one in particular that has my hormones in a tailspin. :x
Who would this be?
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Not quite. I just meant that if I understood how to attract them, I wouldn't have a problem.
It's called self-confidence.
definitely. From what I can tell you are sexy and smart!! Thats hard to come by!!! Just go get em!
Thanks. I'm trying. It's not quite working. All I know is that there's one in particular that has my hormones in a tailspin. :x
Who would this be?
Someone you probably don't want to know. :P :?
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Not quite. I just meant that if I understood how to attract them, I wouldn't have a problem.
It's called self-confidence.
definitely. From what I can tell you are sexy and smart!! Thats hard to come by!!! Just go get em!
Thanks. I'm trying. It's not quite working. All I know is that there's one in particular that has my hormones in a tailspin. :x
awww ... that's when girls and probably men too, become the most self conscious
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Not quite. I just meant that if I understood how to attract them, I wouldn't have a problem.
It's called self-confidence.
definitely. From what I can tell you are sexy and smart!! Thats hard to come by!!! Just go get em!
Thanks. I'm trying. It's not quite working. All I know is that there's one in particular that has my hormones in a tailspin. :x
awww ... that's when girls and probably men too, become the most self conscious
Yeah, and like my hormones really need to go any more batshit. It's not like a dating kind of thing...it's pretty much just a sex thing. I wouldn't mind the former, but I expect nothing.
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Just ask him if he wants to fuck already. It won't seem weird. People do it all the time.
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Not quite. I just meant that if I understood how to attract them, I wouldn't have a problem.
It's called self-confidence.
definitely. From what I can tell you are sexy and smart!! Thats hard to come by!!! Just go get em!
Thanks. I'm trying. It's not quite working. All I know is that there's one in particular that has my hormones in a tailspin. :x
awww ... that's when girls and probably men too, become the most self conscious
Yeah, and like my hormones really need to go any more batshit. It's not like a dating kind of thing...it's pretty much just a sex thing. I wouldn't mind the former, but I expect nothing.
yeah just ask him. if you came up to me with the same question, well, thatd be the last bit of conversation happening
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Just ask him if he wants to fuck already. It won't seem weird. People do it all the time.
I've kind of tried, and I think I pretty much got nothing.
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Just ask him if he wants to fuck already. It won't seem weird. People do it all the time.
I've kind of tried, and I think I pretty much got nothing.
No, I'm not talking about 'signs' or any bullshit like that.
Go up to him, give him a really sexy look, and say "Hey, do you want to fuck later?". He'll either say one of two things: "Ummm...yeah!" or "Sorry, I can't". He won't straight up say no. Just do it or suffer not knowing what COULD have been.
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Not quite. I just meant that if I understood how to attract them, I wouldn't have a problem.
It's called self-confidence.
definitely. From what I can tell you are sexy and smart!! Thats hard to come by!!! Just go get em!
Thanks. I'm trying. It's not quite working. All I know is that there's one in particular that has my hormones in a tailspin. :x
awww ... that's when girls and probably men too, become the most self conscious
Yeah, and like my hormones really need to go any more batshit. It's not like a dating kind of thing...it's pretty much just a sex thing. I wouldn't mind the former, but I expect nothing.
yeah just ask him. if you came up to me with the same question, well, thatd be the last bit of conversation happening
Well, all of you men are different. And I can't figure any of you out. Apparently not all of them feel that way. :P
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Not quite. I just meant that if I understood how to attract them, I wouldn't have a problem.
It's called self-confidence.
definitely. From what I can tell you are sexy and smart!! Thats hard to come by!!! Just go get em!
Thanks. I'm trying. It's not quite working. All I know is that there's one in particular that has my hormones in a tailspin. :x
awww ... that's when girls and probably men too, become the most self conscious
Yeah, and like my hormones really need to go any more batshit. It's not like a dating kind of thing...it's pretty much just a sex thing. I wouldn't mind the former, but I expect nothing.
yeah just ask him. if you came up to me with the same question, well, thatd be the last bit of conversation happening
Well, all of you men are different. And I can't figure any of you out. Apparently not all of them feel that way. :P
Trust me, if he doesn't have a girlfriend, let him get a whiff of the stenchpie.
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Just ask him if he wants to fuck already. It won't seem weird. People do it all the time.
I've kind of tried, and I think I pretty much got nothing.
No, I'm not talking about 'signs' or any bullshit like that.
Go up to him, give him a really sexy look, and say "Hey, do you want to fuck later?". He'll either say one of two things: "Ummm...yeah!" or "Sorry, I can't". He won't straight up say no. Just do it or suffer not knowing what COULD have been.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I get nothing. Once, I made a passing comment about it in a joking sort of manner, and he was completely floored that I just came out of nowhere with it. But since we're both usually working when we're in the same building, it's not too convenient to...things.
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Just ask him if he wants to fuck already. It won't seem weird. People do it all the time.
I've kind of tried, and I think I pretty much got nothing.
No, I'm not talking about 'signs' or any bullshit like that.
Go up to him, give him a really sexy look, and say "Hey, do you want to fuck later?". He'll either say one of two things: "Ummm...yeah!" or "Sorry, I can't". He won't straight up say no. Just do it or suffer not knowing what COULD have been.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I get nothing. Once, I made a passing comment about it in a joking sort of manner, and he was completely floored that I just came out of nowhere with it. But since we're both usually working when we're in the same building, it's not too convenient to...things.
Try some physical contact next time you see him. Brush up against his arm. Put your hand on his shoulder. Drop a pair of sunglasses in front of him and go "oops!" and as he reaches down to pick them up for you, reach down too and put your hand on his. Then look into his eyes. Somewhere in the background you'll hear This Magic Moment playing.
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Just ask him if he wants to fuck already. It won't seem weird. People do it all the time.
I've kind of tried, and I think I pretty much got nothing.
No, I'm not talking about 'signs' or any bullshit like that.
Go up to him, give him a really sexy look, and say "Hey, do you want to fuck later?". He'll either say one of two things: "Ummm...yeah!" or "Sorry, I can't". He won't straight up say no. Just do it or suffer not knowing what COULD have been.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I get nothing. Once, I made a passing comment about it in a joking sort of manner, and he was completely floored that I just came out of nowhere with it. But since we're both usually working when we're in the same building, it's not too convenient to...things.
Try some physical contact next time you see him. Brush up against his arm. Put your hand on his shoulder. Drop a pair of sunglasses in front of him and go "oops!" and as he reaches down to pick them up for you, reach down too and put your hand on his. Then look into his eyes. Somewhere in the background you'll hear This Magic Moment playing.
Well, the only time I ever see the guy is when I'm tooling through the mall. He always stops me though. Or if I'm hanging out at the kiosk to take a break from my store.
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Just ask him if he wants to fuck already. It won't seem weird. People do it all the time.
I've kind of tried, and I think I pretty much got nothing.
No, I'm not talking about 'signs' or any bullshit like that.
Go up to him, give him a really sexy look, and say "Hey, do you want to fuck later?". He'll either say one of two things: "Ummm...yeah!" or "Sorry, I can't". He won't straight up say no. Just do it or suffer not knowing what COULD have been.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I get nothing. Once, I made a passing comment about it in a joking sort of manner, and he was completely floored that I just came out of nowhere with it. But since we're both usually working when we're in the same building, it's not too convenient to...things.
Try some physical contact next time you see him. Brush up against his arm. Put your hand on his shoulder. Drop a pair of sunglasses in front of him and go "oops!" and as he reaches down to pick them up for you, reach down too and put your hand on his. Then look into his eyes. Somewhere in the background you'll hear This Magic Moment playing.
Well, the only time I ever see the guy is when I'm tooling through the mall. He always stops me though. Or if I'm hanging out at the kiosk to take a break from my store.
He likes you.
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um...yeah, we really aren't that complicated. Basically, I think we can either be divided into two groups. Either we're attached and want to fuck, or we're single and want to fuck. Really, its not that complicated.
For the "house of booze" conversation. Everyone should drink Maker's Mark and the world would be happy. :D
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Just ask him if he wants to fuck already. It won't seem weird. People do it all the time.
I've kind of tried, and I think I pretty much got nothing.
No, I'm not talking about 'signs' or any bullshit like that.
Go up to him, give him a really sexy look, and say "Hey, do you want to fuck later?". He'll either say one of two things: "Ummm...yeah!" or "Sorry, I can't". He won't straight up say no. Just do it or suffer not knowing what COULD have been.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I get nothing. Once, I made a passing comment about it in a joking sort of manner, and he was completely floored that I just came out of nowhere with it. But since we're both usually working when we're in the same building, it's not too convenient to...things.
Try some physical contact next time you see him. Brush up against his arm. Put your hand on his shoulder. Drop a pair of sunglasses in front of him and go "oops!" and as he reaches down to pick them up for you, reach down too and put your hand on his. Then look into his eyes. Somewhere in the background you'll hear This Magic Moment playing.
Well, the only time I ever see the guy is when I'm tooling through the mall. He always stops me though. Or if I'm hanging out at the kiosk to take a break from my store.
He likes you.
Occasionally he'll walk by and whistle at me, but it's nothing major. I mean, he's a nice guy. I'd probably go ahead and have this man's children if he so desired. But like I said, I'm not too caught up in it. I'm just crazy horny, and when I get crazy horny, shit hits the fan.
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um...yeah, we really aren't that complicated. Basically, I think we can either be divided into two groups. Either we're attached and want to fuck, or we're single and want to fuck. Really, its not that complicated.
For the "house of booze" conversation. Everyone should drink Maker's Mark and the world would be happy. :D
I need proof. The first part.
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um...yeah, we really aren't that complicated. Basically, I think we can either be divided into two groups. Either we're attached and want to fuck, or we're single and want to fuck. Really, its not that complicated.
For the "house of booze" conversation. Everyone should drink Maker's Mark and the world would be happy. :D
I need proof. The first part.
So go get some!
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um...yeah, we really aren't that complicated. Basically, I think we can either be divided into two groups. Either we're attached and want to fuck, or we're single and want to fuck. Really, its not that complicated.
For the "house of booze" conversation. Everyone should drink Maker's Mark and the world would be happy. :D
I need proof. The first part.
So go get some!
I'm trying. It's a total epic fail!
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um...yeah, we really aren't that complicated. Basically, I think we can either be divided into two groups. Either we're attached and want to fuck, or we're single and want to fuck. Really, its not that complicated.
For the "house of booze" conversation. Everyone should drink Maker's Mark and the world would be happy. :D
I need proof. The first part.
So go get some!
I'm trying. It's a total epic fail!
Bullshit.
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um...yeah, we really aren't that complicated. Basically, I think we can either be divided into two groups. Either we're attached and want to fuck, or we're single and want to fuck. Really, its not that complicated.
For the "house of booze" conversation. Everyone should drink Maker's Mark and the world would be happy. :D
I need proof. The first part.
So go get some!
I'm trying. It's a total epic fail!
Drive up here.
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um...yeah, we really aren't that complicated. Basically, I think we can either be divided into two groups. Either we're attached and want to fuck, or we're single and want to fuck. Really, its not that complicated.
For the "house of booze" conversation. Everyone should drink Maker's Mark and the world would be happy. :D
I need proof. The first part.
So go get some!
I'm trying. It's a total epic fail!
Bullshit.
Which part?! I'm doing everything I can think of aside from actually raping the guy. I can't tell if he wants it or not! That = fail. I even almost went into Victoria's Secret and bought something tonight, but then I rationalized myself out of it.
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um...yeah, we really aren't that complicated. Basically, I think we can either be divided into two groups. Either we're attached and want to fuck, or we're single and want to fuck. Really, its not that complicated.
For the "house of booze" conversation. Everyone should drink Maker's Mark and the world would be happy. :D
I need proof. The first part.
So go get some!
I'm trying. It's a total epic fail!
Drive up here.
I'm not sure you've thought this cunning plan all the way through. :lol:
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um...yeah, we really aren't that complicated. Basically, I think we can either be divided into two groups. Either we're attached and want to fuck, or we're single and want to fuck. Really, its not that complicated.
For the "house of booze" conversation. Everyone should drink Maker's Mark and the world would be happy. :D
I need proof. The first part.
So go get some!
I'm trying. It's a total epic fail!
Drive up here.
I'm not sure you've thought this cunning plan all the way through. :lol:
Meh, fine then.
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um...yeah, we really aren't that complicated. Basically, I think we can either be divided into two groups. Either we're attached and want to fuck, or we're single and want to fuck. Really, its not that complicated.
For the "house of booze" conversation. Everyone should drink Maker's Mark and the world would be happy. :D
I need proof. The first part.
So go get some!
I'm trying. It's a total epic fail!
Drive up here.
I'm not sure you've thought this cunning plan all the way through. :lol:
Meh, fine then.
I'd show up and you'd be like "oh", and probably be disappointed. :?
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So, I have some cheap-ass vodka, and need a mixer that will make it taste less cheap. Any suggestions?
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So, I have some cheap-ass vodka, and need a mixer that will make it taste less cheap. Any suggestions?
Something disgustingly sugary.
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I think it's time for Bullfrogs!
Bullfrogs are two parts vodka to one part mountain Dew, with a Kool-Aid packet mixed in. We used to drink Monarch vodka this way.
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I think it's time for Bullfrogs!
Bullfrogs are two parts vodka to one part mountain Dew, with a Kool-Aid packet mixed in. We used to drink Monarch vodka this way.
See, the fun arrives.
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I'm not sure you've thought this cunning plan all the way through. :lol:
Meh, fine then.
Are you starting to get it now, John?
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um...yeah, we really aren't that complicated. Basically, I think we can either be divided into two groups. Either we're attached and want to fuck, or we're single and want to fuck. Really, its not that complicated.
For the "house of booze" conversation. Everyone should drink Maker's Mark and the world would be happy. :D
I need proof. The first part.
So go get some!
I'm trying. It's a total epic fail!
Drive up here.
I'm not sure you've thought this cunning plan all the way through. :lol:
Meh, fine then.
I'd show up and you'd be like "oh", and probably be disappointed. :?
If you say so.
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So, I have some cheap-ass vodka, and need a mixer that will make it taste less cheap. Any suggestions?
RC Cola. That or Tahitian Treat.
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We don't have either one here. But the convenience store at the end of the block has Dew. I went to the bar, but it was so like a reunion from one of my old jobs that I had to bolt.
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um...yeah, we really aren't that complicated. Basically, I think we can either be divided into two groups. Either we're attached and want to fuck, or we're single and want to fuck. Really, its not that complicated.
For the "house of booze" conversation. Everyone should drink Maker's Mark and the world would be happy. :D
I need proof. The first part.
So go get some!
I'm trying. It's a total epic fail!
Drive up here.
I'm not sure you've thought this cunning plan all the way through. :lol:
Meh, fine then.
I'd show up and you'd be like "oh", and probably be disappointed. :?
If you say so.
Well, I'm no supermodel, and I'm not quite as flexible as a porn star. :lol:
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I have both, and the RC is mixed with Cruzan Navy rum at the moment.
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I can't drink Cruzan anymore since I played the CSI Miami drinking game with it and drank just shy of a fifth of the stuff.
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I can't drink Cruzan anymore since I played the CSI Miami drinking game with it and drank just shy of a fifth of the stuff.
Damn, woman.
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I can't drink Cruzan anymore since I played the CSI Miami drinking game with it and drank just shy of a fifth of the stuff.
Jesus shit. I'm surprised you didn't die.
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I'm not sure you've thought this cunning plan all the way through. :lol:
Meh, fine then.
Are you starting to get it now, John?
He probably will after a few more months, when he realizes it's the same thing again and again.
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So am I. I even remember walking home and getting to my room. I did consume this alcohol over three or four hours, and had dinner during that time. I woke up the next morning still drunk, an hour after I was supposed to be at work. I called in sick, and I honestly wanted to die. Never again.
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So am I. I even remember walking home and getting to my room. I did consume this alcohol over three or four hours, and had dinner during that time. I woke up the next morning still drunk, an hour after I was supposed to be at work. I called in sick, and I honestly wanted to die. Never again.
You're just so tiny though...seriously.
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Death by alcohol is pretty rare. I've only accomplished it twice.
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I had a friend that used to beer bong wine. She beer bonged four bottles of wine and spent the night in the local medical center getting her stomach pumped or whatever it is they do. I probably had alcohol poisoning, but I don't know for sure. My mom called that morning and when I answered and told her I was sick, she says, "The tequila flu's a bitch, isn't it?"
I never can fool her.
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Death by alcohol is pretty rare. I've only accomplished it twice.
I think I just pissed a little.
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Death by alcohol is pretty rare. I've only accomplished it twice.
I think I just pissed a little.
Yeah, I almost had Diet Coke come out of my nose. Sexy, I know. :lol:
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I had a friend that used to beer bong wine. She beer bonged four bottles of wine and spent the night in the local medical center getting her stomach pumped or whatever it is they do.
I get more drunk off wine than anything else, and it lasts a fuckload longer. I down a bottle of Reisling and I'm trashed for the next 2 days.
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Jay trashed is the funniest thing in the world.
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Jay trashed is the funniest thing in the world.
I'm a funny drunk, and I don't try and molest people either.
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Jay trashed is the funniest thing in the world.
I'm a funny drunk, and I don't try and molest people either.
"You MOTHER FUCKERRR! YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!"
Imagine a 400 pound 6'5" guy shouting that at midnight in a motel room in only his boxers, while he does a fucking belly flop from 5 feet in the air onto his bed and bounces off of it.
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Jay trashed is the funniest thing in the world.
I'm a funny drunk, and I don't try and molest people either.
"You MOTHER FUCKERRR! YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!"
Imagine a 400 pound 6'5" guy shouting that at midnight in a motel room in only his boxers, while he does a fucking belly flop from 5 feet in the air onto his bed and bounces off of it.
No. :shock:
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Jay trashed is the funniest thing in the world.
I'm a funny drunk, and I don't try and molest people either.
"You MOTHER FUCKERRR! YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!"
Imagine a 400 pound 6'5" guy shouting that at midnight in a motel room in only his boxers, while he does a fucking belly flop from 5 feet in the air onto his bed and bounces off of it.
No. :shock:
I didn't just imagine it.
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I was getting souped up one night and ran out of beer, there was a bottle of Riunite crap in the fridge from a failed social call, and so I drank it. It did nothing. (her choice, not mine. I don't pick wine)
I was then relaying the experience to Corvette Jimmy and he explained to me, you need four bottles and a chick. One before dinner, one during, one after, then the fourth when you're getting busy.
I'll have to try it.
Jay trashed is the funniest thing in the world.
I'm a funny drunk, and I don't try and molest people either.
"You MOTHER FUCKERRR! YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!"
Imagine a 400 pound 6'5" guy shouting that at midnight in a motel room in only his boxers, while he does a fucking belly flop from 5 feet in the air onto his bed and bounces off of it.
Yeah, thats why sally wasn't invited to share the couch. No offense, J. But that woulda been kinda... Intense.
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Yeah, thats why sally wasn't invited to share the couch. No offense, J. But that woulda been kinda... Intense.
That's why I didn't do salvia when I was there, I figured nobody would be able to stop me if I started acting like Josh did. Yeeeee.
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Yeah, but it has different effects on different people. Who's to say you wouldn't have just seen a massive black hole in front of you?
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Who's to say you wouldn't have just seen a massive black hole in front of you?
Fuck, don't remind me.
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xcpt whn y cnts s vwl. 'm typng y nywy.
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'm trd
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Yo tell the world to hold their breath they're breathing the wrong air
This planet belongs to me and this hippy with long hair
Two white boys who spike punch and light joints
Hang around drugs loud music and like noise
Slim Shady and Brown Trucker another bunch of mother fuckers
Who hate the world as much as each other
And I ain't leaving this party tonight
Till I see some naked bitches dancin around drunk touchin each other
Rum and Pepsi got your perception of me sketchy
Cause when I stage dive people are scared to catch me
Cause all I do is curse and fuck
So when I do shrooms you all better give me two rooms
Cause I'm fuckin the first one up
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I smoke two joints in the morning.
I smoke two joints at night.
I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright.
I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war.
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints,
And then I smoke two more.
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FINALLY going to the drive-in tonight. Transformers and Ratatouille.
We're thinking iced coffee for drinks, since we never seem to get home before 3 AM.
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We're thinking iced coffee for drinks
Iced coffee is the ultimate beverage. I drink it by the quart.
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We're thinking iced coffee for drinks
Iced coffee is the ultimate beverage. I drink it by the quart.
Yeah, its almost impossible to make it at home to where its good enough to drink.
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We're thinking iced coffee for drinks
Iced coffee is the ultimate beverage. I drink it by the quart.
Yeah, its almost impossible to make it at home to where its good enough to drink.
I buy coffee by the pound at Dunkin' Donuts and it always tastes awesome. But then I'm just a cream and sugar kind of guy. Flavor syrups could complicate things.
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We're thinking iced coffee for drinks
Iced coffee is the ultimate beverage. I drink it by the quart.
Yeah, its almost impossible to make it at home to where its good enough to drink.
I buy coffee by the pound at Dunkin' Donuts and it always tastes awesome. But then I'm just a cream and sugar kind of guy. Flavor syrups could complicate things.
Yeah, fuck flavored coffee. At Dunkin' Donuts, it's just "large coffee (cold or hot, depending on the season) with cream and sugar. I need to try their bulk whole bean stuff. I usually just get Millstone, but I'm gettin' fuckin' sick of it.
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I'm not drinking today, I got a huge teacher's meeting early in the A.M. tomorrow. Perhaps I'll attempt to homebrew some iced coffee.
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:( The closest dunkin donuts is over an hour from me.... I have GOT TO move back home!!!
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Foiled on the drive-in again--it rained. I'm sitting down with a cup of hot coffee before the NASCAR race begins.
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Foiled on the drive-in again--it rained. I'm sitting down with a cup of hot coffee before the NASCAR race begins.
The last thing I saw at the drive-in was Grindhouse. It was oh-so-sweet.
Check yo' email, foo'.
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Checked and sent back :)
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I've never been to the drive-in. It just sounds like an easier way to have sex at the movies, though.
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I've never been to the drive-in. It just sounds like an easier way to have sex at the movies, though.
Why must you bring up sex constantly in my house? Damn you.
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I've never been to the drive-in. It just sounds like an easier way to have sex at the movies, though.
Why must you bring up sex constantly in my house? Damn you.
Well, I've only ever seen drive-in scenarios in movies, and in those movies at least two occupants of at least one car were making out and/or attempting to fornicate.
Also, I'm really horny.
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I've never been to the drive-in. It just sounds like an easier way to have sex at the movies, though.
Why must you bring up sex constantly in my house? Damn you.
Well, I've only ever seen drive-in scenarios in movies, and in those movies at least two occupants of at least one car were making out and/or attempting to fornicate.
Also, I'm really horny.
And I got gas money.
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And I got gas money.
But, but, but.
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And I got gas money.
But, but, but.
"You'd get here and wouldn't like what you see! :lol: :lol: :lol:".
This is a long-waited opportunity knocking on Lindsey's door.
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And I got gas money.
But, but, but.
"You'd get here and wouldn't like what you see! :lol: :lol: :lol:".
This is a long-waited opportunity knocking on Lindsey's door.
She could have a 15 dick orgy right now if she wanted to.
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That sounds grody.
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That sounds grody.
Excuses, excuses.
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That sounds grody.
Yeah I could never be in a situation where my dick was not the main attraction.
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That sounds grody.
Excuses, excuses.
Well, it does sound grody. I only take dicks one at a time. :P
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That sounds grody.
Excuses, excuses.
Well, it does sound grody. I only take dicks one at a time. :P
Prove it.
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That sounds grody.
Excuses, excuses.
Well, it does sound grody. I only take dicks one at a time. :P
Prove it.
...
And how would you suggest I accomplish this?
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Seriously though. You've got a semi-attractive anarcho-capitalist that you've been talking to for months on the internet wanting to hook up with you and have sex, while all along he's willing to pay for the gas money to drive down to where you live...not to mention you've been horny as hell for the past couple of weeks, can't get any, and this guy that shares YOUR philosophy on life is practically bouncing signs off your head saying that he wants to fuck, fuck, fuck.
Sure, you might not know him that well in real life...but who's to say you can't spend a day out on the town not having sex getting to know each other, and then that night having him plow you like Farmer John?
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Seriously though. You've got a semi-attractive anarcho-capitalist that you've been talking to for months on the internet wanting to hook up with you and have sex, while all along he's willing to pay for the gas money to drive down to where you live...not to mention you've been horny as hell for the past couple of weeks, can't get any, and this guy that shares YOUR philosophy on life is practically bouncing signs off your head saying that he wants to fuck, fuck, fuck.
Sure, you might not know him that well in real life...but who's to say you can't spend a day out on the town not having sex getting to know each other, and then that night having him plow you like Farmer John?
+1
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Seriously though. You've got a semi-attractive anarcho-capitalist that you've been talking to for months on the internet wanting to hook up with you and have sex, while all along he's willing to pay for the gas money to drive down to where you live...not to mention you've been horny as hell for the past couple of weeks, can't get any, and this guy that shares YOUR philosophy on life is practically bouncing signs off your head saying that he wants to fuck, fuck, fuck.
Sure, you might not know him that well in real life...but who's to say you can't spend a day out on the town not having sex getting to know each other, and then that night having him plow you like Farmer John?
Yeah, I knew you were cool for some reason.
But semi-attractive man, I have feelings too...*sniffle*
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Well, if he says you're hot people might think he's gay. :P
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Seriously though. You've got a semi-attractive anarcho-capitalist that you've been talking to for months on the internet wanting to hook up with you and have sex, while all along he's willing to pay for the gas money to drive down to where you live...not to mention you've been horny as hell for the past couple of weeks, can't get any, and this guy that shares YOUR philosophy on life is practically bouncing signs off your head saying that he wants to fuck, fuck, fuck.
Sure, you might not know him that well in real life...but who's to say you can't spend a day out on the town not having sex getting to know each other, and then that night having him plow you like Farmer John?
Yeah, I knew you were cool for some reason.
But semi-attractive man, I have feelings too...*sniffle*
I just didn't want to sound gay.
YOU'RE FUCKING BEAUTIFUL, MAN!
How's that?
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Seriously though. You've got a semi-attractive anarcho-capitalist that you've been talking to for months on the internet wanting to hook up with you and have sex, while all along he's willing to pay for the gas money to drive down to where you live...not to mention you've been horny as hell for the past couple of weeks, can't get any, and this guy that shares YOUR philosophy on life is practically bouncing signs off your head saying that he wants to fuck, fuck, fuck.
Sure, you might not know him that well in real life...but who's to say you can't spend a day out on the town not having sex getting to know each other, and then that night having him plow you like Farmer John?
Yeah, I knew you were cool for some reason.
But semi-attractive man, I have feelings too...*sniffle*
I just didn't want to sound gay.
YOU'RE FUCKING BEAUTIFUL, MAN!
How's that?
Its gay I guess.
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Seriously though. You've got a semi-attractive anarcho-capitalist that you've been talking to for months on the internet wanting to hook up with you and have sex, while all along he's willing to pay for the gas money to drive down to where you live...not to mention you've been horny as hell for the past couple of weeks, can't get any, and this guy that shares YOUR philosophy on life is practically bouncing signs off your head saying that he wants to fuck, fuck, fuck.
Sure, you might not know him that well in real life...but who's to say you can't spend a day out on the town not having sex getting to know each other, and then that night having him plow you like Farmer John?
Yeah, I knew you were cool for some reason.
But semi-attractive man, I have feelings too...*sniffle*
I just didn't want to sound gay.
YOU'RE FUCKING BEAUTIFUL, MAN!
How's that?
Its gay I guess.
Exactly, that's why I don't judge guys.
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I'll do it for you Josh.
YOU ARE SO FUCKING HOT MY RETINAS ARE ON FIRE! WHO WOULDN'T WANT A PIECE OF THAT MAN MEAT?!
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I'll do it for you Josh.
YOU ARE SO FUCKING HOT MY RETINAS ARE ON FIRE! WHO WOULDN'T WANT A PIECE OF THAT MAN MEAT?!
Down, Bob.
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Whatever happens after this is clearly a case of self defense.
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Whatever happens after this is clearly a case of self defense.
I have to now go into the prison fetal position.
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Whatever happens after this is clearly a case of self defense.
ROFL. :lol:
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Whatever happens after this is clearly a case of self defense.
I have to now go into the prison fetal position.
Is that different from the regular fetal position?
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I'll do it for you Josh.
YOU ARE SO FUCKING HOT MY RETINAS ARE ON FIRE! WHO WOULDN'T WANT A PIECE OF THAT MAN MEAT?!
Down, Bob.
I think I scared him instead of boosting his self confidence...
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Whatever happens after this is clearly a case of self defense.
I have to now go into the prison fetal position.
Is that different from the regular fetal position?
Yes, one in which you cover your ass.
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Whatever happens after this is clearly a case of self defense.
I have to now go into the prison fetal position.
Is that different from the regular fetal position?
clenched ass-cheeks?
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Whatever happens after this is clearly a case of self defense.
I have to now go into the prison fetal position.
Is that different from the regular fetal position?
Yes, one in which you cover your ass.
Sounds painful.
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Whatever happens after this is clearly a case of self defense.
I have to now go into the prison fetal position.
Is that different from the regular fetal position?
Yes, one in which you cover your ass.
Sounds painful.
Those who refuse to be assed have no right to an opinion.
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Whatever happens after this is clearly a case of self defense.
I have to now go into the prison fetal position.
Is that different from the regular fetal position?
Yes, one in which you cover your ass.
reminds me of American History X
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I've said it before and I'll say it again... it isn't your ass I'm interested in. :lol:
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I've said it before and I'll say it again... it isn't your ass I'm interested in. :lol:
Do I need to get the hose?
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I've said it before and I'll say it again... it isn't your ass I'm interested in. :lol:
Do I need to get the hose?
A firehouse.
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I've said it before and I'll say it again... it isn't your ass I'm interested in. :lol:
Do I need to get the hose?
A firehouse.
Is that the preferred method for stalkers?
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I've said it before and I'll say it again... it isn't your ass I'm interested in. :lol:
Do I need to get the hose?
A firehouse.
I could distract him by showing him my boobies, but then he'd chase after me. And when he was finished, he'd go back to chasing you. :P
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I've said it before and I'll say it again... it isn't your ass I'm interested in. :lol:
Do I need to get the hose?
A firehouse.
I could distract him by showing him my boobies, but then he'd chase after me. And when he was finished, he'd go back to chasing you. :P
Distract ME that way.
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I've said it before and I'll say it again... it isn't your ass I'm interested in. :lol:
Do I need to get the hose?
A firehouse.
I could distract him by showing him my boobies, but then he'd chase after me. And when he was finished, he'd go back to chasing you. :P
Distract ME that way.
Didn't I already give you permission to touch me?
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Fuk...this filthy thread moves fast! Shall I get filthy? Do you want to see me get filthy?
Dear god no.
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I've said it before and I'll say it again... it isn't your ass I'm interested in. :lol:
Do I need to get the hose?
A firehouse.
I could distract him by showing him my boobies, but then he'd chase after me. And when he was finished, he'd go back to chasing you. :P
Distract ME that way.
Didn't I already give you permission to touch me?
Don't remember that, no....
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Oh, okay. Fine then. You are now granted permission to touch me. Use it wisely.
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I've said it before and I'll say it again... it isn't your ass I'm interested in. :lol:
Do I need to get the hose?
A firehouse.
I could distract him by showing him my boobies, but then he'd chase after me. And when he was finished, he'd go back to chasing you. :P
Distract ME that way.
Distract Us that way.
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Oh, okay. Fine then. You are now granted permission to touch me. Use it wisely.
He'll be down there in 10 hours.
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Who wants to shave my legs?
Who wants to remove my adam's apple, as I bite down on a whiskey soaked towel?
Ok.
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Who wants to shave my legs?
Who wants to remove my adam's apple, as I bite down on a whiskey soaked towel?
Ok.
Do you want to crazy glue yer pubes to my brain????
I'd have to let some grow back first.
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Who wants to shave my legs?
Who wants to remove my adam's apple, as I bite down on a whiskey soaked towel?
Ok.
Do you want to crazy glue yer pubes to my brain????
I'd have to let some grow back first.
Shaving sucks. Have you found a better method?
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Who wants to shave my legs?
Who wants to remove my adam's apple, as I bite down on a whiskey soaked towel?
Ok.
Do you want to crazy glue yer pubes to my brain????
I'd have to let some grow back first.
Shaving sucks. Have you found a better method?
Its easy, takes two seconds. The shower be the best place.
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Who wants to shave my legs?
Who wants to remove my adam's apple, as I bite down on a whiskey soaked towel?
Ok.
Do you want to crazy glue yer pubes to my brain????
I'd have to let some grow back first.
Shaving sucks. Have you found a better method?
Its easy, takes two seconds. The shower be the best place.
Are you talking about shaving? It is not easy, nor does it take two seconds. :shock:
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Who wants to shave my legs?
Who wants to remove my adam's apple, as I bite down on a whiskey soaked towel?
Ok.
Do you want to crazy glue yer pubes to my brain????
I'd have to let some grow back first.
Shaving sucks. Have you found a better method?
Its easy, takes two seconds. The shower be the best place.
Are you talking about shaving? It is not easy, nor does it take two seconds. :shock:
It doesn't take ME long I'm saying.
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My friend used his dad's razor to shave his pubes, and then his dad used it to shave the next morning.
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Shaving sucks. Have you found a better method?
I don't shave, I trim. Buzzcut.
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Who wants to shave my legs?
Who wants to remove my adam's apple, as I bite down on a whiskey soaked towel?
Ok.
Do you want to crazy glue yer pubes to my brain????
I'd have to let some grow back first.
Shaving sucks. Have you found a better method?
Its easy, takes two seconds. The shower be the best place.
Are you talking about shaving? It is not easy, nor does it take two seconds. :shock:
It doesn't take ME long I'm saying.
Are you shaving your face? Because I'm not. :P
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My friend used his dad's razor to shave his pubes, and then his dad used it to shave the next morning.
that's just wrong
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Shaving sucks. Have you found a better method?
I don't shave, I trim. Buzzcut.
Interesting. I thought about getting waxed, but...ow. And it sounds kind of awkward.
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Who wants to shave my legs?
Who wants to remove my adam's apple, as I bite down on a whiskey soaked towel?
Ok.
Do you want to crazy glue yer pubes to my brain????
I'd have to let some grow back first.
Shaving sucks.
especially around the knees :(
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Who wants to shave my legs?
Who wants to remove my adam's apple, as I bite down on a whiskey soaked towel?
Ok.
Do you want to crazy glue yer pubes to my brain????
I'd have to let some grow back first.
Shaving sucks. Have you found a better method?
Its easy, takes two seconds. The shower be the best place.
Are you talking about shaving? It is not easy, nor does it take two seconds. :shock:
It doesn't take ME long I'm saying.
Are you shaving your face? Because I'm not. :P
Well, no. And if you don't know, I ain't tellin' ya!
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Shaving sucks. Have you found a better method?
I don't shave, I trim. Buzzcut.
Nor do I, but when I get bored, I pluck.
I just reach into my pants and rip out a chunk from time to time.
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Shaving sucks. Have you found a better method?
I don't shave, I trim. Buzzcut.
Interesting. I thought about getting waxed, but...ow. And it sounds kind of awkward.
They're probably not used to seeing big girls come in wanting their coochie hair ripped out.
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Shaving sucks. Have you found a better method?
I don't shave, I trim. Buzzcut.
Nor do I, but when I get bored, I pluck.
I just reach into my pants and rip out a chunk from time to time.
ROFL. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Who wants to shave my legs?
Who wants to remove my adam's apple, as I bite down on a whiskey soaked towel?
Ok.
Do you want to crazy glue yer pubes to my brain????
I'd have to let some grow back first.
Shaving sucks.
especially around the knees :(
Please tell more. Pretty please???
if you REALLY want to know, around the kneecap I cut myself a lot.
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Oh, where oh where can my baby be?
The Lord took her away from me!
She's gone to heaven, so I got to be good...
So I can see my baby when I leave this world.
We were out on a date in my daddy's car,
We hadn't driven very far.
There in the road, up straight ahead,
A car was stalled, the engine was dead.
I couldn't stop, so I swerved to the right,
I'll never forget the sound that night.
The screamin' tires, the bustin' glass,
The painful scream that I heard last.
Oh, where oh where can my baby be?
The Lord took her away from me!
She's gone to heaven, so I got to be good...
So I can see my baby when I leave this world.
When I woke up, the rain was pourin' down.
There were people standing all around.
Something warm rollin' through my eyes,
But somehow I found my baby that night.
I lifted her head, she looked at me and said:
"Hold me darling just a little while".
I held her close, I kissed her our last kiss,
I found the love that I knew I would miss
But now she's gone, even though I hold her tight.
I lost my love, my life that night.
Oh, where oh where can my baby be?
The Lord took her away from me!
She's gone to heaven, so I got to be good...
So I can see my baby when I leave this world.
Ooooooooh! Ooooh! Ooooooooooh!
Ooooooooh! Ooooooooooh! Ooooooooooh!
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Prepare for the unveiling of the shrine to your kneecaps, Annya.
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Prepare for the unveiling of the shrine to your kneecaps, Annya.
stange ones these FTL men are
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Shaving sucks. Have you found a better method?
I don't shave, I trim. Buzzcut.
Nor do I, but when I get bored, I pluck.
I just reach into my pants and rip out a chunk from time to time.
I only pluck the ones that are nonconformist. If you leave it alone, they curl into a most beautiful thing...exactly the way Renaissance sculptors depict it.
Uhm, OW.
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Just to clarify, I think it's probably accidental, Richard.
I doubt she's a "cutter".
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Close enough.
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it's purely accidental, and it sucks a lot :(
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Can ya spare some cutter, me brother?
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Its in my golf bag.
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Just to clarify, I think it's probably accidental, Richard.
I doubt she's a "cutter".
Who says I like "cutters"???
Maybe I just like the aesthetic of blood dripping off the female calf.
. . .
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Just to clarify, I think it's probably accidental, Richard.
I doubt she's a "cutter".
Who says I like "cutters"???
Maybe I just like the aesthetic of blood dripping off the female calf.
. . .
oh come on Lindsey...don't do me like that. There are a lot worse fetishes out there. :P
You get nothing.
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No.
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No.
Are you on AIM, telling her lies about me??? Is that what you've been up too???
The computer I'm on doesn't even have AIM, you fruit. :P
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No.
Are you on AIM, telling her lies about me??? Is that what you've been up too???
The computer I'm on doesn't even have AIM, you fruit. :P
Then you must be spreading lies through the PM system. When she enquires about my negative karma, please do the right thing and explain that my karma is due to an elaborate conspiracy. :P
Nope. not doing that either.
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I don't spend much time thinking about you. :P
Right now I'm thinking about sex...with someone other than you.
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I don't spend much time thinking about you. :P
Right now I'm thinking about sex...with someone other than you.
Well my interest is piqued.
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I don't spend much time thinking about you. :P
Right now I'm thinking about sex...with someone other than you.
Well my interest is piqued.
In order to qualify you pretty much have to be able to fuck for a week straight. :lol:
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I don't spend much time thinking about you. :P
Right now I'm thinking about sex...with someone other than you.
Well my interest is piqued.
If she says you, then I think I will puke.
I'm aware that anything besides you and a twelve year old would make you sick.
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I don't spend much time thinking about you. :P
Right now I'm thinking about sex...with someone other than you.
Well my interest is piqued.
In order to qualify you pretty much have to be able to fuck for a week straight. :lol:
What are you talking about? You'd never be able to get time off from work.
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I don't spend much time thinking about you. :P
Right now I'm thinking about sex...with someone other than you.
Well my interest is piqued.
In order to qualify you pretty much have to be able to fuck for a week straight. :lol:
You've set the bar too high for just about anyone save for John Holmes. Sorry sister, can't help ya.
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I don't spend much time thinking about you. :P
Right now I'm thinking about sex...with someone other than you.
Well my interest is piqued.
In order to qualify you pretty much have to be able to fuck for a week straight. :lol:
What are you talking about? You'd never be able to get time off from work.
I'm just messing around. Sex for a week straight would probably kill a person. Also, I'm slowly accruing PTO time at this point. Very slowly.
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I don't spend much time thinking about you. :P
Right now I'm thinking about sex...with someone other than you.
Well my interest is piqued.
In order to qualify you pretty much have to be able to fuck for a week straight. :lol:
What are you talking about? You'd never be able to get time off from work.
I'm just messing around. Sex for a week straight would probably kill a person. Also, I'm slowly accruing PTO time at this point. Very slowly.
The permission you gave me yesterday would last two days in a row, maybe.
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I don't spend much time thinking about you. :P
Right now I'm thinking about sex...with someone other than you.
Well my interest is piqued.
In order to qualify you pretty much have to be able to fuck for a week straight. :lol:
What are you talking about? You'd never be able to get time off from work.
I'm just messing around. Sex for a week straight would probably kill a person. Also, I'm slowly accruing PTO time at this point. Very slowly.
The permission you gave me yesterday would last two days in a row, maybe.
How much time do you need to rest? :P
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Richard, why are you trying to foil my plans?!
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I don't spend much time thinking about you. :P
Right now I'm thinking about sex...with someone other than you.
Well my interest is piqued.
In order to qualify you pretty much have to be able to fuck for a week straight. :lol:
What are you talking about? You'd never be able to get time off from work.
I'm just messing around. Sex for a week straight would probably kill a person. Also, I'm slowly accruing PTO time at this point. Very slowly.
The permission you gave me yesterday would last two days in a row, maybe.
How much time do you need to rest? :P
Coupla hours.
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I don't spend much time thinking about you. :P
Right now I'm thinking about sex...with someone other than you.
Well my interest is piqued.
In order to qualify you pretty much have to be able to fuck for a week straight. :lol:
What are you talking about? You'd never be able to get time off from work.
I'm just messing around. Sex for a week straight would probably kill a person. Also, I'm slowly accruing PTO time at this point. Very slowly.
The permission you gave me yesterday would last two days in a row, maybe.
How much time do you need to rest? :P
Coupla hours.
Fine. I can play with myself while you recharge.
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Richard, why are you trying to foil my plans?!
I'm curious about these as well.
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I don't spend much time thinking about you. :P
Right now I'm thinking about sex...with someone other than you.
Well my interest is piqued.
In order to qualify you pretty much have to be able to fuck for a week straight. :lol:
What are you talking about? You'd never be able to get time off from work.
I'm just messing around. Sex for a week straight would probably kill a person. Also, I'm slowly accruing PTO time at this point. Very slowly.
The permission you gave me yesterday would last two days in a row, maybe.
How much time do you need to rest? :P
Coupla hours.
Fine. I can play with myself while you recharge.
Well that would speed up my recovery.
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This thread is lies.
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This thread is lies.
Sweet little freakin' lies.
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I don't spend much time thinking about you. :P
Right now I'm thinking about sex...with someone other than you.
Well my interest is piqued.
In order to qualify you pretty much have to be able to fuck for a week straight. :lol:
What are you talking about? You'd never be able to get time off from work.
I'm just messing around. Sex for a week straight would probably kill a person. Also, I'm slowly accruing PTO time at this point. Very slowly.
The permission you gave me yesterday would last two days in a row, maybe.
How much time do you need to rest? :P
Coupla hours.
Fine. I can play with myself while you recharge.
Well that would speed up my recovery.
IT WOULD SPEED UP MY RECOVERY, ALSO!!!
Aw, man, clean that up.
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What's with the histrionics?
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DON'T LISTEN TO HIM LINDSEY!!! HE'S AN ARMY GUY. THOSE ARMY GUYS ARE CRAZY!!! A NEW STUDY SHOWS THAT PEOPLE WHO JOIN THE MILITARY ARRE MORE LIKLY TO COMMIT ALL SORTS OF HORRENDOUS CRIMES!!!
When did I join the army?
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DON'T LISTEN TO HIM LINDSEY!!! HE'S AN ARMY GUY. THOSE ARMY GUYS ARE CRAZY!!! A NEW STUDY SHOWS THAT PEOPLE WHO JOIN THE MILITARY ARRE MORE LIKLY TO COMMIT ALL SORTS OF HORRENDOUS CRIMES!!!
Obviously she's into the police state thugs.
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DON'T LISTEN TO HIM LINDSEY!!! HE'S AN ARMY GUY. THOSE ARMY GUYS ARE CRAZY!!! A NEW STUDY SHOWS THAT PEOPLE WHO JOIN THE MILITARY ARRE MORE LIKLY TO COMMIT ALL SORTS OF HORRENDOUS CRIMES!!!
Obviously she's into the police state thugs.
I don't know when I started that. :shock:
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DON'T LISTEN TO HIM LINDSEY!!! HE'S AN ARMY GUY. THOSE ARMY GUYS ARE CRAZY!!! A NEW STUDY SHOWS THAT PEOPLE WHO JOIN THE MILITARY ARRE MORE LIKLY TO COMMIT ALL SORTS OF HORRENDOUS CRIMES!!!
When did I join the army?
The marines??? The Navy Seals...whatever, you know what I mean. Listen, man...Lindsey doesn't want you. She wants a guy who can throw on a pair of pantyhose, without getting all bent out of shape.
No. Lindsey wants a man.
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DON'T LISTEN TO HIM LINDSEY!!! HE'S AN ARMY GUY. THOSE ARMY GUYS ARE CRAZY!!! A NEW STUDY SHOWS THAT PEOPLE WHO JOIN THE MILITARY ARRE MORE LIKLY TO COMMIT ALL SORTS OF HORRENDOUS CRIMES!!!
When did I join the army?
The marines??? The Navy Seals...whatever, you know what I mean. Listen, man...Lindsey doesn't want you. She wants a guy who can throw on a pair of pantyhose, without getting all bent out of shape.
I'm sure no one is interested in how your father dressed up late at night before showing up in your bedroom.
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This thread is quickly becoming lies. :shock:
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This thread is quickly becoming lies. :shock:
Except what you've said, right?
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This thread is quickly becoming lies. :shock:
Except what you've said, right?
The part that is lies is the part that includes Richard and his lingerie.
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DON'T LISTEN TO HIM LINDSEY!!! HE'S AN ARMY GUY. THOSE ARMY GUYS ARE CRAZY!!! A NEW STUDY SHOWS THAT PEOPLE WHO JOIN THE MILITARY ARRE MORE LIKLY TO COMMIT ALL SORTS OF HORRENDOUS CRIMES!!!
When did I join the army?
The marines??? The Navy Seals...whatever, you know what I mean. Listen, man...Lindsey doesn't want you. She wants a guy who can throw on a pair of pantyhose, without getting all bent out of shape.
No. Lindsey wants a man.
You don't know what you are saying Lindsey...what you want is a psychedelic manifestation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm pretty sure I know what I'm saying.
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So...Lindsey, Keyser...how's it going?
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So...Lindsey, Keyser...how's it going?
I'm wired on coffee and watching baseball like the overly exciting muthafucka I am.
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So...Lindsey, Keyser...how's it going?
I'm wired on coffee and watching baseball like the overly exciting muthafucka I am.
Wait a minute. You're not drunk?!
This means he is in complete control of his thoughts and what he says. :shock:
Not too much going on here, Bree. TFing and staying up way too late.
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So...Lindsey, Keyser...how's it going?
I'm wired on coffee and watching baseball like the overly exciting muthafucka I am.
Wait a minute. You're not drunk?!
This means he is in complete control of his thoughts and what he says. :shock:
Not too much going on here, Bree. TFing and staying up way too late.
Nope, not drunk, another stupid fucking staff meeting tomorrow.
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So...Lindsey, Keyser...how's it going?
I'm wired on coffee and watching baseball like the overly exciting muthafucka I am.
Wait a minute. You're not drunk?!
This means he is in complete control of his thoughts and what he says. :shock:
Not too much going on here, Bree. TFing and staying up way too late.
Nope, not drunk, another stupid fucking staff meeting tomorrow.
But again...you're in complete control of your thoughts. This makes no sense. :shock: :lol:
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So...Lindsey, Keyser...how's it going?
I'm wired on coffee and watching baseball like the overly exciting muthafucka I am.
Wait a minute. You're not drunk?!
This means he is in complete control of his thoughts and what he says. :shock:
Not too much going on here, Bree. TFing and staying up way too late.
Nope, not drunk, another stupid fucking staff meeting tomorrow.
But again...you're in complete control of your thoughts. This makes no sense. :shock: :lol:
Why not?
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Just got back from work. So I saw this movie called Perfume, and it was the most fucked up thing I've ever seen.
Oh, and my mom and stepdad are going to adopt a toddler.
AAGH!!!
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Just got back from work. So I saw this movie called Perfume, and it was the most fucked up thing I've ever seen.
Oh, and my mom and stepdad are going to adopt a toddler.
AAGH!!!
I dug that flick.
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So...Lindsey, Keyser...how's it going?
I'm wired on coffee and watching baseball like the overly exciting muthafucka I am.
Wait a minute. You're not drunk?!
This means he is in complete control of his thoughts and what he says. :shock:
Not too much going on here, Bree. TFing and staying up way too late.
Nope, not drunk, another stupid fucking staff meeting tomorrow.
Ya, I got a staff meeting, too.
NAMBLA?
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So...Lindsey, Keyser...how's it going?
I'm wired on coffee and watching baseball like the overly exciting muthafucka I am.
Wait a minute. You're not drunk?!
This means he is in complete control of his thoughts and what he says. :shock:
Not too much going on here, Bree. TFing and staying up way too late.
Nope, not drunk, another stupid fucking staff meeting tomorrow.
But again...you're in complete control of your thoughts. This makes no sense. :shock: :lol:
Why not?
YOUAREGETTINGVERYSLEEPYyouthinki'msexyYOUAREGETTINGEVENSLEEPIER. :lol:
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http://www.taquitos.net/chips/Walkers_Lamb_Mint_Crisps
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Oh, and my mom and stepdad are going to adopt a toddler.
Get out while you still can!
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Well, Lindsey and I are married...and Keyser and I...well...I dunno.
Hello, then. It wasn't my intention to offend.
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So...Lindsey, Keyser...how's it going?
I'm wired on coffee and watching baseball like the overly exciting muthafucka I am.
Wait a minute. You're not drunk?!
This means he is in complete control of his thoughts and what he says. :shock:
Not too much going on here, Bree. TFing and staying up way too late.
Nope, not drunk, another stupid fucking staff meeting tomorrow.
But again...you're in complete control of your thoughts. This makes no sense. :shock: :lol:
Why not?
YOUAREGETTINGVERYSLEEPYyouthinki'msexyYOUAREGETTINGEVENSLEEPIER. :lol:
I'm wide awake thinkin that. Save the hypnotism when you want me to do something I dont want to.
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Oh, and my mom and stepdad are going to adopt a toddler.
Get out while you still can!
Going back to school in 10 days, no worries. Lots of time to find a place to chill for next summer.
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Well, Lindsey and I are married...and Keyser and I...well...I dunno.
Hello, then. It wasn't my intention to offend.
They're drinking buddies.
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Oh, and my mom and stepdad are going to adopt a toddler.
Get out while you still can!
Going back to school in 10 days, no worries. Lots of time to find a place to chill for next summer.
Me, too, the end is in sight.
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I wish I wanted to go back to school. :(
Oh well. Life is full of things you don't want to do.
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So...Lindsey, Keyser...how's it going?
I'm wired on coffee and watching baseball like the overly exciting muthafucka I am.
Wait a minute. You're not drunk?!
This means he is in complete control of his thoughts and what he says. :shock:
Not too much going on here, Bree. TFing and staying up way too late.
Nope, not drunk, another stupid fucking staff meeting tomorrow.
But again...you're in complete control of your thoughts. This makes no sense. :shock: :lol:
Why not?
YOUAREGETTINGVERYSLEEPYyouthinki'msexyYOUAREGETTINGEVENSLEEPIER. :lol:
I'm wide awake thinkin that. Save the hypnotism when you want me to do something I dont want to.
Hmm...he really is aware of what he's saying. Now all I have to do is make him do things. :shock:
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So...Lindsey, Keyser...how's it going?
I'm wired on coffee and watching baseball like the overly exciting muthafucka I am.
Wait a minute. You're not drunk?!
This means he is in complete control of his thoughts and what he says. :shock:
Not too much going on here, Bree. TFing and staying up way too late.
Nope, not drunk, another stupid fucking staff meeting tomorrow.
But again...you're in complete control of your thoughts. This makes no sense. :shock: :lol:
Why not?
YOUAREGETTINGVERYSLEEPYyouthinki'msexyYOUAREGETTINGEVENSLEEPIER. :lol:
I'm wide awake thinkin that. Save the hypnotism when you want me to do something I dont want to.
Hmm...he really is aware of what he's saying. Now all I have to do is make him do things. :shock:
Oh, please, no.
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Yes. THINGS. Do them.
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Well, Lindsey and I are married...and Keyser and I...well...I dunno.
Hello, then. It wasn't my intention to offend.
They're drinking buddies.
JC and I have to work out some issues. The alcoholism should be bringing us two together, but it's not working. Perhaps he thinks I'm gay, and that I'm a better poet than he is. Such resentment can easily lead to such things as we have observered.
Perhaps.
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Yes. THINGS. Do them.
This lacks specifics.
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Yes. THINGS. Do them.
This lacks specifics.
That's because you can pick the things you want to do.
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Am I the only girl alive that thinks love poetry is cliched?
Sorry, off topic, but Richard's post made me think of it...
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Well, Lindsey and I are married...and Keyser and I...well...I dunno.
Hello, then. It wasn't my intention to offend.
They're drinking buddies.
JC and I have to work out some issues. The alcoholism should be bringing us two together, but it's not working. Perhaps he thinks I'm gay, and that I'm a better poet than he is. Such resentment can easily lead to such things as we have observered.
Perhaps.
Perhaps JC is awaiting a love poem from me??? I will do it, but he is a very poor communicator..he hasn't given me the sign, yet.
I don't think I'd write a man a love poem if I were you. I don't think I'd do it regardless. It's a good way to meet the business side of a man's pimp hand. :P
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Am I the only girl alive that thinks love poetry is cliched?
Sorry, off topic, but Richard's post made me think of it...
I hate poetry period.
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Depends on the poem. If I think it sucks, I won't like it. :P I can't write it though. I never could, and I never liked to try.
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I think the only mushy poem I like is the one from "Sonnets from the Portuguese" by Elizabeth Barrett Browning, the "How do I love thee?" sonnet... But yeah, I don't GET poetry. Never have. Never will. I wrote a poem about NASCAR once for a creative writing class, and got an F. Apparently poetry doesn't get me either, haha.
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Am I the only girl alive that thinks love poetry is cliched?
Sorry, off topic, but Richard's post made me think of it...
I hate poetry period.
Didn't you say you studied English??? Yer an English teacher right? ...and you hate poetry?!??!? Perhaps another generation will be lost, because of you.
Economics.
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I think the only mushy poem I like is the one from "Sonnets from the Portuguese" by Elizabeth Barrett Browning, the "How do I love thee?" sonnet... But yeah, I don't GET poetry. Never have. Never will. I wrote a poem about NASCAR once for a creative writing class, and got an F. Apparently poetry doesn't get me either, haha.
I went through a poetry writing phase. It was epic fail.
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He'd better be careful about tutoring students after class. :P
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Am I the only girl alive that thinks love poetry is cliched?
Sorry, off topic, but Richard's post made me think of it...
I hate poetry period.
Didn't you say you studied English??? Yer an English teacher right? ...and you hate poetry?!??!? Perhaps another generation will be lost, because of you.
Economics.
Don't lie, guy. You Skool teachers always teach more things than one.
Sometimes math.
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Am I the only girl alive that thinks love poetry is cliched?
Sorry, off topic, but Richard's post made me think of it...
No, darling... It's not a cliche. YOU ARE A CLICHE!!!
If I were a cliche, I'd be the worst one ever.
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Am I the only girl alive that thinks love poetry is cliched?
Sorry, off topic, but Richard's post made me think of it...
No, darling... It's not a cliche. YOU ARE A CLICHE!!!
If I were a cliche, I'd be the worst one ever.
Not the worst. Possibly the thinnest. :P
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He does it for the pussy.
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Am I the only girl alive that thinks love poetry is cliched?
Sorry, off topic, but Richard's post made me think of it...
No, darling... It's not a cliche. YOU ARE A CLICHE!!!
If I were a cliche, I'd be the worst one ever.
Not the worst. Possibly the thinnest. :P
I'll take that as a compliment. I was referred to as the "skinny little manager bitch" at work tonight after I refused to rent to someone with no rental card or ID.
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Am I the only girl alive that thinks love poetry is cliched?
Sorry, off topic, but Richard's post made me think of it...
No, darling... It's not a cliche. YOU ARE A CLICHE!!!
If I were a cliche, I'd be the worst one ever.
Not the worst. Possibly the thinnest. :P
I'll take that as a compliment. I was referred to as the "skinny little manager bitch" at work tonight after I refused to rent to someone with no rental card or ID.
Yep. I'm jealous. :P
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He does it for the pussy.
I dig literary types more than musical types.
Don't worry Lindsey, I'm not moving in on anyone :lol: :P
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Am I the only girl alive that thinks love poetry is cliched?
Sorry, off topic, but Richard's post made me think of it...
I hate poetry period.
Didn't you say you studied English??? Yer an English teacher right? ...and you hate poetry?!??!? Perhaps another generation will be lost, because of you.
Economics.
Don't lie, guy. You Skool teachers always teach more things than one.
Sometimes math.
So then why do you write? Is it just a hobby?
No, I write short fiction for the futile hope it'll get published.
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He does it for the pussy.
I dig literary types more than musical types.
Don't worry Lindsey, I'm not moving in on anyone :lol: :P
It's all good, Bree. It wouldn't be hard. I'm always everyone's second or twelfth pick anyway. :lol:
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AWW...I love ya Lindsey.
That's ok to say, since we're married and all. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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He does it for the pussy.
I dig literary types more than musical types.
Don't worry Lindsey, I'm not moving in on anyone :lol: :P
It's all good, Bree. It wouldn't be hard. I'm always everyone's second or twelfth pick anyway. :lol:
The first digit of 12 is 1!
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He does it for the pussy.
I dig literary types more than musical types.
Don't worry Lindsey, I'm not moving in on anyone :lol: :P
It's all good, Bree. It wouldn't be hard. I'm always everyone's second or twelfth pick anyway. :lol:
The first digit of 12 is 1!
I bet you've got all sorts of jailbait throwing themselves at you. :lol:
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He does it for the pussy.
I dig literary types more than musical types.
Don't worry Lindsey, I'm not moving in on anyone :lol: :P
It's all good, Bree. It wouldn't be hard. I'm always everyone's second or twelfth pick anyway. :lol:
The first digit of 12 is 1!
I bet you've got all sorts of jailbait throwing themselves at you. :lol:
Why do you think that?
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He does it for the pussy.
I dig literary types more than musical types.
Don't worry Lindsey, I'm not moving in on anyone :lol: :P
It's all good, Bree. It wouldn't be hard. I'm always everyone's second or twelfth pick anyway. :lol:
The first digit of 12 is 1!
I bet you've got all sorts of jailbait throwing themselves at you. :lol:
Why do you think that?
It's jailbait. Lots of girls have teacher fantasies. I did.
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He does it for the pussy.
I dig literary types more than musical types.
Don't worry Lindsey, I'm not moving in on anyone :lol: :P
It's all good, Bree. It wouldn't be hard. I'm always everyone's second or twelfth pick anyway. :lol:
The first digit of 12 is 1!
I bet you've got all sorts of jailbait throwing themselves at you. :lol:
Why do you think that?
It's jailbait. Lots of girls have teacher fantasies. I did.
Share with the class.
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He does it for the pussy.
I dig literary types more than musical types.
Don't worry Lindsey, I'm not moving in on anyone :lol: :P
It's all good, Bree. It wouldn't be hard. I'm always everyone's second or twelfth pick anyway. :lol:
The first digit of 12 is 1!
I bet you've got all sorts of jailbait throwing themselves at you. :lol:
Why do you think that?
It's jailbait. Lots of girls have teacher fantasies. I did.
Share with the class.
Not much to share. I wanted to fuck on the desk. Now I've graduated to the hot librarian fantasies, and that's why I sometimes wear my glasses when I get myself off. Well, glasses and a pair of heels.
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Am I the only girl alive that thinks love poetry is cliched?
Sorry, off topic, but Richard's post made me think of it...
I hate poetry period.
Didn't you say you studied English??? Yer an English teacher right? ...and you hate poetry?!??!? Perhaps another generation will be lost, because of you.
Economics.
Don't lie, guy. You Skool teachers always teach more things than one.
Sometimes math.
So then why do you write? Is it just a hobby?
No, I write short fiction for the futile hope it'll get published.
But you want to be a writer, right? You want to go to war, shoot an elephant, and get published like Hemingway, right? I'll admit that I don't like E. Cummings, or Pound, but the "poet" does not have to make "poetry". The "poet" can make whatever he wants.
I do compare my career to Hemingway's sometimes. We both did similar things at war, and our writings both share that hard, unemotional prose. But its not really a question of wanting to be a writer, you either are or you aren't.
Publication is really just the end work of years of hacking away. For me anyway.
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He does it for the pussy.
I dig literary types more than musical types.
Don't worry Lindsey, I'm not moving in on anyone :lol: :P
It's all good, Bree. It wouldn't be hard. I'm always everyone's second or twelfth pick anyway. :lol:
The first digit of 12 is 1!
I bet you've got all sorts of jailbait throwing themselves at you. :lol:
Why do you think that?
It's jailbait. Lots of girls have teacher fantasies. I did.
Share with the class.
Not much to share. I wanted to fuck on the desk. Now I've graduated to the hot librarian fantasies, and that's why I sometimes wear my glasses when I get myself off. Well, glasses and a pair of heels.
And nothing else?
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He does it for the pussy.
I dig literary types more than musical types.
Don't worry Lindsey, I'm not moving in on anyone :lol: :P
It's all good, Bree. It wouldn't be hard. I'm always everyone's second or twelfth pick anyway. :lol:
The first digit of 12 is 1!
I bet you've got all sorts of jailbait throwing themselves at you. :lol:
Why do you think that?
It's jailbait. Lots of girls have teacher fantasies. I did.
Share with the class.
Not much to share. I wanted to fuck on the desk. Now I've graduated to the hot librarian fantasies, and that's why I sometimes wear my glasses when I get myself off. Well, glasses and a pair of heels.
And nothing else?
While fucking myself? No.
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He does it for the pussy.
I dig literary types more than musical types.
Don't worry Lindsey, I'm not moving in on anyone :lol: :P
It's all good, Bree. It wouldn't be hard. I'm always everyone's second or twelfth pick anyway. :lol:
The first digit of 12 is 1!
I bet you've got all sorts of jailbait throwing themselves at you. :lol:
Why do you think that?
It's jailbait. Lots of girls have teacher fantasies. I did.
Share with the class.
Not much to share. I wanted to fuck on the desk. Now I've graduated to the hot librarian fantasies, and that's why I sometimes wear my glasses when I get myself off. Well, glasses and a pair of heels.
And nothing else?
While fucking myself? No.
Get on it then!
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He does it for the pussy.
I dig literary types more than musical types.
Don't worry Lindsey, I'm not moving in on anyone :lol: :P
It's all good, Bree. It wouldn't be hard. I'm always everyone's second or twelfth pick anyway. :lol:
The first digit of 12 is 1!
I bet you've got all sorts of jailbait throwing themselves at you. :lol:
Why do you think that?
It's jailbait. Lots of girls have teacher fantasies. I did.
Share with the class.
Not much to share. I wanted to fuck on the desk. Now I've graduated to the hot librarian fantasies, and that's why I sometimes wear my glasses when I get myself off. Well, glasses and a pair of heels.
And nothing else?
While fucking myself? No.
Get on it then!
I'm thinking Stephanie might take issue with me fucking myself in her bedroom with some foreign object since my hand never does the job. :P
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I'm thinking Stephanie might take issue with me fucking myself in her bedroom with some foreign object since my hand never does the job. :P
Then again...
What foreign objects are around?
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Get on me JC. So then what's the best work, you ever read???
For me it was Bacchantes by Euripides:
http://etext.library.adelaide.edu.au/e/euripides/bacchae/
Have you read it?
I'm impartial to Antigone in that vain. But Moby Dick is my favorite piece of literature.
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I'm thinking Stephanie might take issue with me fucking myself in her bedroom with some foreign object since my hand never does the job. :P
Then again...
What foreign objects are around?
I hadn't really given it thought. I'm not sure I could find one that would fit. They all look like they'd be way too big or too small to feel. :?
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I'm thinking Stephanie might take issue with me fucking myself in her bedroom with some foreign object since my hand never does the job. :P
Then again...
What foreign objects are around?
I hadn't really given it thought. I'm not sure I could find one that would fit. They all look like they'd be way too big or too small to feel. :?
As many fingers as would make a perfect fit.
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I'm thinking Stephanie might take issue with me fucking myself in her bedroom with some foreign object since my hand never does the job. :P
Then again...
What foreign objects are around?
I hadn't really given it thought. I'm not sure I could find one that would fit. They all look like they'd be way too big or too small to feel. :?
As many fingers as would make a perfect fit.
My fingers don't work...I have claws. Plus, I don't like to use my fingers. Other people's fingers I don't have a problem with...but I'm telling you...my hands won't work on me. :P
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I'm thinking Stephanie might take issue with me fucking myself in her bedroom with some foreign object since my hand never does the job. :P
Then again...
What foreign objects are around?
I hadn't really given it thought. I'm not sure I could find one that would fit. They all look like they'd be way too big or too small to feel. :?
As many fingers as would make a perfect fit.
My fingers don't work...I have claws. Plus, I don't like to use my fingers. Other people's fingers I don't have a problem with...but I'm telling you...my hands won't work on me. :P
This must lead to endless frustration.
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I'm thinking Stephanie might take issue with me fucking myself in her bedroom with some foreign object since my hand never does the job. :P
Then again...
What foreign objects are around?
I hadn't really given it thought. I'm not sure I could find one that would fit. They all look like they'd be way too big or too small to feel. :?
As many fingers as would make a perfect fit.
My fingers don't work...I have claws. Plus, I don't like to use my fingers. Other people's fingers I don't have a problem with...but I'm telling you...my hands won't work on me. :P
This must lead to endless frustration.
It does, since I can't quite hide a large, vibrating penis-shaped object from four other people. Plus, there's no way I could muffle the moaning and screaming. I have enough trouble trying to muffle the squealing in my own bedroom when I'm at home.
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I'm thinking Stephanie might take issue with me fucking myself in her bedroom with some foreign object since my hand never does the job. :P
Then again...
What foreign objects are around?
I hadn't really given it thought. I'm not sure I could find one that would fit. They all look like they'd be way too big or too small to feel. :?
As many fingers as would make a perfect fit.
My fingers don't work...I have claws. Plus, I don't like to use my fingers. Other people's fingers I don't have a problem with...but I'm telling you...my hands won't work on me. :P
This must lead to endless frustration.
It does, since I can't quite hide a large, vibrating penis-shaped object from four other people. Plus, there's no way I could muffle the moaning and screaming. I have enough trouble trying to muffle the squealing in my own bedroom when I'm at home.
I think people are quietly enjoying this conversation.
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I get the distinct feeling most are ignoring it. :P
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I get the distinct feeling most are ignoring it. :P
Darn.
More for me!
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The House of Booze is now a house of great sin.
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The House of Booze is now a house of great sin.
Yeah, thanks. Because now when I picture myself lying naked on the bed with heels and my glasses on, I look much hotter than I do in reality. Rockin'.
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Where's Annya, and her bloodied kneecaps??? I love those things.
Probably on the Band-Aid aisle at Walgreens.
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The House of Booze is now a house of great sin.
Yeah, thanks. Because now when I picture myself lying naked on the bed with heels and my glasses on, I look much hotter than I do in reality. Rockin'.
Not my fault you're thinking dirty...
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Ha. I'm reading, I just don't have anything to add. Also, I'm playing Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door.
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The House of Booze is now a house of great sin.
Yeah, thanks. Because now when I picture myself lying naked on the bed with heels and my glasses on, I look much hotter than I do in reality. Rockin'.
Not my fault you're thinking dirty...
Right. Uh-huh.
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Ha. I'm reading, I just don't have anything to add. Also, I'm playing Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door.
I got done with Super Paper Mario last week, sucka. I just downloaded the o.g. PM today.
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Ha. I'm reading, I just don't have anything to add. Also, I'm playing Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door.
Are you trying to tell us that you don't masturbate? :P
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Ha. I'm reading, I just don't have anything to add. Also, I'm playing Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door.
Are you trying to tell us that you don't masturbate? :P
Which would be, like this entire thread, lies.
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I never said that... :oops: :oops:
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I never said that... :oops: :oops:
Aww, we made her blush, I bet she threw up her book in front of her face and giggled.
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I think that if I don't manage to get off in the near future that I will actually die. I am certain this is a possibility. :lol:
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I did giggle, thanks.
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I did giggle, thanks.
<---Intuitive, if nothing else.
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No making fun of my wife. :P
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No making fun of my wife. :P
Aww...
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No making fun of my wife. :P
Aww...
I wasn't making fun, I was merely pointing out, from what I know of Bree, how she would react to your prodding.
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I'm easily embarrassed, especially in matters of sex. He's right. Damn my coming from a sexually repressed area of the country.
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aii ya...
By the power of the great and mighty okra, Lindsey, me, aquabanianskakid, Cyro, and Keith and Stuff were all married. It's sort of a group thing.
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I'm easily embarrassed, especially in matters of sex. He's right. Damn my coming from a sexually repressed area of the country.
Just a basic lack of intoxication.
Some nights its video games and books, other nights its booze and "fuck it."
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Something like that :)
I suspect that upon my return to school, on non-studying nights, it will be far more of the latter than the former.
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Something like that :)
I suspect that upon my return to school, on non-studying nights, it will be far more of the latter than the former.
Never mix the three.
Ask Bill Murray, Dan Akroyd, and Harold Ramis about crossing the streams.
No fun at all.
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Oh, booze and studying don't mix. The odd glass of wine or beer might, but never, never more than one. Especially with Chinese studying. Unless I'm getting drunk with my Chinese friends, watching Chinese variety shows, and learning different ways to say "whore".
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I'm trying to beat a boss here...bbl.
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I can't believe I just sat here and read all that.
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I didn't.
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All bark and no bite.
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All bark and no bite.
He's 'crazy'.
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Like a fox.
Albeit a rather odd one with blunt head trauma.
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Just to clarify, I think it's probably accidental, Richard.
I doubt she's a "cutter".
Who says I like "cutters"???
Maybe I just like the aesthetic of blood dripping off the female calf.
. . .
oh come on Lindsey...don't do me like that. There are a lot worse fetishes out there. :P
You get nothing.
fine then...maybe Annya will be nicer to me.
all i know is that I dont enjoy being cut in the shower and neither should you :P
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Just to clarify, I think it's probably accidental, Richard.
I doubt she's a "cutter".
Who says I like "cutters"???
Maybe I just like the aesthetic of blood dripping off the female calf.
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oh come on Lindsey...don't do me like that. There are a lot worse fetishes out there. :P
You get nothing.
fine then...maybe Annya will be nicer to me.
all i know is that I dont enjoy being cut in the shower and neither should you :P
Thats a reasonable position.
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I'm trying to beat a boss here...bbl.
The original Paper Mario 64 is still badass.
I gotta get my hands on this gamecube one you seem to enjoy so well.
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(http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/5808/rockyue4.jpg)
Burgess we hardly knew ye.
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I'm trying to beat a boss here...bbl.
The original Paper Mario 64 is still badass.
I gotta get my hands on this gamecube one you seem to enjoy so well.
It's actually not as fun as the original, but I rented it, and I'm trying to beat it before it's due back.
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I'm trying to beat a boss here...bbl.
The original Paper Mario 64 is still badass.
I gotta get my hands on this gamecube one you seem to enjoy so well.
It's actually not as fun as the original, but I rented it, and I'm trying to beat it before it's due back.
I'm just biding my videogame time with the Wii's Virtual Console releases until Metroid Prime 3 comes out. I also reserved SM Galaxy today. Fucking sweet.
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My dad hinted that I might get a Wii for Christmas, if he can find one. I sure hope so. :)
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My dad hinted that I might get a Wii for Christmas, if he can find one. I sure hope so. :)
They're in plentiful supply right now.
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My dad hinted that I might get a Wii for Christmas, if he can find one. I sure hope so. :)
They're in plentiful supply right now.
No they aren't. I can't find one anywhere.
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i saw Wii's at my walmart....
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My dad hinted that I might get a Wii for Christmas, if he can find one. I sure hope so. :)
They're in plentiful supply right now.
No they aren't. I can't find one anywhere.
I had to pay 400 bucks for it on ebay. Its the only system on the market thats actually worth more than the market price.
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i saw Wii's at my walmart....
We don't live in the same state.
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no shit. I am just saying that if they are at walmart, which is a main shopping center in the country, they have to be out there in other outlets.
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i saw Wii's at my walmart....
We don't live in the same state.
So?
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Wiis are hard to come across here, not that I don't expect that. I'm sure Idaho is at the bottom of Nintendo's priority list.
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i saw Wii's at my walmart....
We don't live in the same state.
So?
So it's different for every state. Apparently, more people here bought the Wii than in North Carolina, or they wouldn't be sold out at every single store...or like Bree pointed out, Kentucky is probably at the bottom of Nintendo's priority list.
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i saw Wii's at my walmart....
We don't live in the same state.
So?
So it's different for every state. Apparently, more people here bought the Wii than in North Carolina, or they wouldn't be sold out at every single store...or like Bree pointed out, Kentucky is probably at the bottom of Nintendo's priority list.
Amazon.com
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i saw Wii's at my walmart....
We don't live in the same state.
So?
So it's different for every state. Apparently, more people here bought the Wii than in North Carolina, or they wouldn't be sold out at every single store...or like Bree pointed out, Kentucky is probably at the bottom of Nintendo's priority list.
Amazon.com
Yeah, because I want to get a used Wii for $300...
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Wiis are hard to come across here, not that I don't expect that. I'm sure Idaho is at the bottom of Nintendo's priority list.
Yeah Amazon has one at 299.00. Still above market price, but well worth it. By the end of next year I'd imagine, you'll be able to play every Nintendo, Super Nintendo, N64, and (you can already play) every Gamecube game ever made on it.
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i saw Wii's at my walmart....
We don't live in the same state.
So?
So it's different for every state. Apparently, more people here bought the Wii than in North Carolina, or they wouldn't be sold out at every single store...or like Bree pointed out, Kentucky is probably at the bottom of Nintendo's priority list.
Amazon.com
Yeah, because I want to get a used Wii for $300...
They're selling 'em new.
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i saw Wii's at my walmart....
We don't live in the same state.
So?
So it's different for every state. Apparently, more people here bought the Wii than in North Carolina, or they wouldn't be sold out at every single store...or like Bree pointed out, Kentucky is probably at the bottom of Nintendo's priority list.
Amazon.com
Yeah, because I want to get a used Wii for $300...
They're selling 'em new.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/B0009VXBAQ/ref=dp_olp_2/002-2156987-4739261?ie=UTF8&qid=1186523222&sr=1-1
Yeah, more than $100 over the retail price. I'll wait.
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i saw Wii's at my walmart....
We don't live in the same state.
So?
So it's different for every state. Apparently, more people here bought the Wii than in North Carolina, or they wouldn't be sold out at every single store...or like Bree pointed out, Kentucky is probably at the bottom of Nintendo's priority list.
Amazon.com
yeah, so there
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i saw Wii's at my walmart....
We don't live in the same state.
So?
So it's different for every state. Apparently, more people here bought the Wii than in North Carolina, or they wouldn't be sold out at every single store...or like Bree pointed out, Kentucky is probably at the bottom of Nintendo's priority list.
Amazon.com
Yeah, because I want to get a used Wii for $300...
They're selling 'em new.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/B0009VXBAQ/ref=dp_olp_2/002-2156987-4739261?ie=UTF8&qid=1186523222&sr=1-1
Yeah, more than $100 over the retail price. I'll wait.
Look under "New starting at 299", scroll allll the way down to the bottom.
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i saw Wii's at my walmart....
We don't live in the same state.
So?
So it's different for every state. Apparently, more people here bought the Wii than in North Carolina, or they wouldn't be sold out at every single store...or like Bree pointed out, Kentucky is probably at the bottom of Nintendo's priority list.
Amazon.com
yeah, so there
Hit 'em.
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i saw Wii's at my walmart....
We don't live in the same state.
So?
So it's different for every state. Apparently, more people here bought the Wii than in North Carolina, or they wouldn't be sold out at every single store...or like Bree pointed out, Kentucky is probably at the bottom of Nintendo's priority list.
Amazon.com
yeah, so there
Have I done something to offend?
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i saw Wii's at my walmart....
We don't live in the same state.
So?
So it's different for every state. Apparently, more people here bought the Wii than in North Carolina, or they wouldn't be sold out at every single store...or like Bree pointed out, Kentucky is probably at the bottom of Nintendo's priority list.
Amazon.com
Yeah, because I want to get a used Wii for $300...
They're selling 'em new.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/B0009VXBAQ/ref=dp_olp_2/002-2156987-4739261?ie=UTF8&qid=1186523222&sr=1-1
Yeah, more than $100 over the retail price. I'll wait.
Look under "New starting at 299", scroll allll the way down to the bottom.
I'm not seeing it.
Price at a Glance
List Price: $249.99
Used: from $328.77
New: from $337.78
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i saw Wii's at my walmart....
We don't live in the same state.
So?
So it's different for every state. Apparently, more people here bought the Wii than in North Carolina, or they wouldn't be sold out at every single store...or like Bree pointed out, Kentucky is probably at the bottom of Nintendo's priority list.
Amazon.com
yeah, so there
Have I done something to offend?
no, it was more of a childish "so there, nana boo boo" thing
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i saw Wii's at my walmart....
We don't live in the same state.
So?
So it's different for every state. Apparently, more people here bought the Wii than in North Carolina, or they wouldn't be sold out at every single store...or like Bree pointed out, Kentucky is probably at the bottom of Nintendo's priority list.
Amazon.com
yeah, so there
Have I done something to offend?
no, it was more of a childish "so there, nana boo boo" thing
I could take you...
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i saw Wii's at my walmart....
We don't live in the same state.
So?
So it's different for every state. Apparently, more people here bought the Wii than in North Carolina, or they wouldn't be sold out at every single store...or like Bree pointed out, Kentucky is probably at the bottom of Nintendo's priority list.
Amazon.com
yeah, so there
Have I done something to offend?
no, it was more of a childish "so there, nana boo boo" thing
I could take you...
I don't know, I'm like 105 lbs of pure muscle
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i saw Wii's at my walmart....
We don't live in the same state.
So?
So it's different for every state. Apparently, more people here bought the Wii than in North Carolina, or they wouldn't be sold out at every single store...or like Bree pointed out, Kentucky is probably at the bottom of Nintendo's priority list.
Amazon.com
yeah, so there
Have I done something to offend?
no, it was more of a childish "so there, nana boo boo" thing
I could take you...
I don't know, I'm like 105 lbs of pure muscle
Nevermind.
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I don't know, I'm like 105 lbs of pure muscle
All ya gotta do is aim for the balls.
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I don't know, I'm like 105 lbs of pure muscle
All ya gotta do is aim for the balls.
Hard Candy.
People who have seen this movie will understand what I'm talking about.
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I don't know, I'm like 105 lbs of pure muscle
All ya gotta do is aim for the balls.
Hard Candy.
People who have seen this movie will understand what I'm talking about.
I have, and I don't know what the fuck you're referring to.
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I don't know, I'm like 105 lbs of pure muscle
All ya gotta do is aim for the balls.
i dont play dirty like that
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I don't know, I'm like 105 lbs of pure muscle
All ya gotta do is aim for the balls.
Hard Candy.
People who have seen this movie will understand what I'm talking about.
I have, and I don't know what the fuck you're referring to.
The scene where she cuts his fucking nuts off...
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I don't know, I'm like 105 lbs of pure muscle
All ya gotta do is aim for the balls.
i dont play dirty like that
Ya gotta.
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The scene where she cuts his fucking nuts off...
Do you think she was in the right?
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The scene where she cuts his fucking nuts off...
Do you think she was in the right?
Considering she didn't have 100% absolute proof before she did the deed, no.
We have courts and a justice system for a reason.
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I just gotta say, if my shih tzu poo's in the house again I may kill him.... what a dumb ass
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I just gotta say, if my shih tzu poo's in the house again I may kill him.... what a dumb ass
Alright Michael Vick.
Down girl.
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I just gotta say, if my shih tzu poo's in the house again I may kill him.... what a dumb ass
Alright Michael Vick.
Down girl.
He only a scolding! geez :)
Michael Vick lived like 45 mins from me. But not anymore...
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I just gotta say, if my shih tzu poo's in the house again I may kill him.... what a dumb ass
Alright Michael Vick.
Down girl.
He only a scolding! geez :)
Michael Vick lived like 45 mins from me. But not anymore...
You said kill.
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I just gotta say, if my shih tzu poo's in the house again I may kill him.... what a dumb ass
Alright Michael Vick.
Down girl.
He only a scolding! geez :)
Michael Vick lived like 45 mins from me. But not anymore...
You said kill.
I was exaggerating a little bit :oops: He is so cuddley and lovable, I'll give him that.... but god damn he is retarded
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I have no desire to see either.
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I just gotta say, if my shih tzu poo's in the house again I may kill him.... what a dumb ass
Alright Michael Vick.
Down girl.
He only a scolding! geez :)
Michael Vick lived like 45 mins from me. But not anymore...
Still, you said kill.
In any case, its time to break out the whiskey.
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Uh-oh. He's getting intoxicated. :P
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Uh-oh. He's getting intoxicated. :P
Nah I've been sipping on the same whiskey-coke for like an hour now.
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Uh-oh. He's getting intoxicated. :P
Jesus wept.
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Uh-oh. He's getting intoxicated. :P
Nah I've been sipping on the same whiskey-coke for like an hour now.
Does this mean that anything you say can be held against you? :P
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Uh-oh. He's getting intoxicated. :P
Nah I've been sipping on the same whiskey-coke for like an hour now.
Does this mean that anything you say can be held against you? :P
Of course. ;)
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Uh-oh. He's getting intoxicated. :P
Nah I've been sipping on the same whiskey-coke for like an hour now.
Does this mean that anything you say can be held against you? :P
Of course. ;)
Even if you get drunk and propose to Richard III? :lol:
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Uh-oh. He's getting intoxicated. :P
Nah I've been sipping on the same whiskey-coke for like an hour now.
Does this mean that anything you say can be held against you? :P
Of course. ;)
Even if you get drunk and propose to Richard III? :lol:
Getting drunk relieves me of all accountability.
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Pfft. Cop-out. :lol:
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Pfft. Cop-out. :lol:
Like I said, I'm not drunk...yet. So during this time anything I say can and will be blah blah blah.
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White Russians again tonight.
A side note: In case my Lebowski Challenge post was too unintelligible, I tried it on Friday night. I failed, miserably. On the plus side, I got trashed and had a whole bunch of fun.
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White Russians again tonight.
A side note: In case my Lebowski Challenge post was too unintelligible, I tried it on Friday night. I failed, miserably. On the plus side, I got trashed and had a whole bunch of fun.
I hope they didn't take your fuckin' rug.
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White Russians again tonight.
A side note: In case my Lebowski Challenge post was too unintelligible, I tried it on Friday night. I failed, miserably. On the plus side, I got trashed and had a whole bunch of fun.
I hope they didn't take your fuckin' rug.
Fucking carpet pissers.
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It really tied the room together.
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Nobody pissed anywhere, but one of the contestants did vomit on my rug. I was pretty angry. Unfortunately, I was too stoned to do anything about it.
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whisky is gross to me.... I am finishing this box of scmirnoff we have had forever. If i chug them really fast i get wicjed drunk
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Which whiskey, now?
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whisky is gross to me.... I am finishing this box of scmirnoff we have had forever. If i chug them really fast i get wicjed drunk
Box?
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whisky is gross to me.... I am finishing this box of scmirnoff we have had forever. If i chug them really fast i get wicjed drunk
You must be the biggest light weight on the planet.
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it was a box of like 24 bottles or something
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whisky is gross to me.... I am finishing this box of scmirnoff we have had forever. If i chug them really fast i get wicjed drunk
You must be the biggest light weight on the planet.
105 lbs
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Which whiskey, now?
Evan Williams, Shotgun Willie.
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Uh-oh. He's getting intoxicated. :P
Nah I've been sipping on the same whiskey-coke for like an hour now.
Does this mean that anything you say can be held against you? :P
Of course. ;)
Even if you get drunk and propose to Richard III? :lol:
JC and I have settled our differences. Soon, we will become lovers, and all that sexy talk he reserves for you, will get directed at me. N' then...I will transform him into a god...like me.
Sorry, still and always directed at her.
Ed said he would though.
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Ha. Sorry Richard, I'm just that sexalicious. :lol:
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I think she's taken.
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Ha. Sorry Richard, I'm just that sexalicious. :lol:
WHATEVERl. I've decided that Annya is my new cyber-girlfriend. Mr. Tattoo better not try to cut my cyber-grass.
I'm sure she'll be ecstatic about this news.
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Ha. Well, in this case, I am glad to be cyber-single.
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Ha. Sorry Richard, I'm just that sexalicious. :lol:
WHATEVERl. I've decided that Annya is my new cyber-girlfriend. Mr. Tattoo better not try to cut my cyber-grass.
I'll be gracious about it. Thank you Richard III lol I'm flattered
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Ha. Well, in this case, I am glad to be cyber-single.
It's the only viable option.
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Ha. Sorry Richard, I'm just that sexalicious. :lol:
WHATEVERl. I've decided that Annya is my new cyber-girlfriend. Mr. Tattoo better not try to cut my cyber-grass.
I'll be gracious about it. Thank you Richard III lol I'm flattered
Do you have any idea the door you've opened?
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Ha. Sorry Richard, I'm just that sexalicious. :lol:
WHATEVERl. I've decided that Annya is my new cyber-girlfriend. Mr. Tattoo better not try to cut my cyber-grass.
I'll be gracious about it. Thank you Richard III lol I'm flattered
Do you have any idea the door you've opened?
nope, i don't... please let me in on it
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Ha. Sorry Richard, I'm just that sexalicious. :lol:
WHATEVERl. I've decided that Annya is my new cyber-girlfriend. Mr. Tattoo better not try to cut my cyber-grass.
I'll be gracious about it. Thank you Richard III lol I'm flattered
Do you have any idea the door you've opened?
nope, i don't... please let me in on it
Sorry, sister, this is one thing you're going to have to learn the hard way.
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Aww, that's not so nice, is this like an initiation?
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Ha. Sorry Richard, I'm just that sexalicious. :lol:
WHATEVERl. I've decided that Annya is my new cyber-girlfriend. Mr. Tattoo better not try to cut my cyber-grass.
I'll be gracious about it. Thank you Richard III lol I'm flattered
Do you have any idea the door you've opened?
nope, i don't... please let me in on it
Sorry, sister, this is one thing you're going to have to learn the hard way.
ok, I think I can pretty much handle anything in cyberspace
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Aww, that's not so nice, is this like an initiation?
I fired a warning shot.
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Ha. Sorry Richard, I'm just that sexalicious. :lol:
WHATEVERl. I've decided that Annya is my new cyber-girlfriend. Mr. Tattoo better not try to cut my cyber-grass.
I'll be gracious about it. Thank you Richard III lol I'm flattered
Do you have any idea the door you've opened?
nope, i don't... please let me in on it
Sorry, sister, this is one thing you're going to have to learn the hard way.
ok, I think I can pretty much handle anything in cyberspace
Richard fucks children.
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Aww, that's not so nice, is this like an initiation?
I fired a warning shot.
That's true. Very gentlemanly of you.
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Ha. Sorry Richard, I'm just that sexalicious. :lol:
WHATEVERl. I've decided that Annya is my new cyber-girlfriend. Mr. Tattoo better not try to cut my cyber-grass.
I'll be gracious about it. Thank you Richard III lol I'm flattered
Do you have any idea the door you've opened?
nope, i don't... please let me in on it
Sorry, sister, this is one thing you're going to have to learn the hard way.
ok, I think I can pretty much handle anything in cyberspace
Richard fucks children.
mmhmmm... thats a problem
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Ha. Sorry Richard, I'm just that sexalicious. :lol:
WHATEVERl. I've decided that Annya is my new cyber-girlfriend. Mr. Tattoo better not try to cut my cyber-grass.
I'll be gracious about it. Thank you Richard III lol I'm flattered
Do you have any idea the door you've opened?
nope, i don't... please let me in on it
Sorry, sister, this is one thing you're going to have to learn the hard way.
ok, I think I can pretty much handle anything in cyberspace
Richard fucks children.
mmhmmm... thats a problem
In his fantasies I mean, I don't know if he really has/does. It's likely though.
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Ha. Sorry Richard, I'm just that sexalicious. :lol:
WHATEVERl. I've decided that Annya is my new cyber-girlfriend. Mr. Tattoo better not try to cut my cyber-grass.
I'll be gracious about it. Thank you Richard III lol I'm flattered
Do you have any idea the door you've opened?
nope, i don't... please let me in on it
Sorry, sister, this is one thing you're going to have to learn the hard way.
ok, I think I can pretty much handle anything in cyberspace
Richard fucks children.
mmhmmm... thats a problem
In his fantasies I mean, I don't know if he really has/does. It's likely though.
thats good to know. thanks!
doesnt matter now.. i just read that he said he wasn't libertarian.... i take it all back! :cry:
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Ha. Sorry Richard, I'm just that sexalicious. :lol:
WHATEVERl. I've decided that Annya is my new cyber-girlfriend. Mr. Tattoo better not try to cut my cyber-grass.
I'll be gracious about it. Thank you Richard III lol I'm flattered
Do you have any idea the door you've opened?
nope, i don't... please let me in on it
Sorry, sister, this is one thing you're going to have to learn the hard way.
ok, I think I can pretty much handle anything in cyberspace
Richard fucks children.
mmhmmm... thats a problem
In his fantasies I mean, I don't know if he really has/does. It's likely though.
thats good to know. thanks!
doesnt matter now.. i just read that he said he wasn't libertarian.... i take it all back! :cry:
A lot of people on this board won't even call themselves libertarians anymore.
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Ha. Sorry Richard, I'm just that sexalicious. :lol:
WHATEVERl. I've decided that Annya is my new cyber-girlfriend. Mr. Tattoo better not try to cut my cyber-grass.
I'll be gracious about it. Thank you Richard III lol I'm flattered
Do you have any idea the door you've opened?
nope, i don't... please let me in on it
Sorry, sister, this is one thing you're going to have to learn the hard way.
ok, I think I can pretty much handle anything in cyberspace
Richard fucks children.
mmhmmm... thats a problem
In his fantasies I mean, I don't know if he really has/does. It's likely though.
thats good to know. thanks!
doesnt matter now.. i just read that he said he wasn't libertarian.... i take it all back! :cry:
A lot of people on this board won't even call themselves libertarians anymore.
well, it was something about fascism, and dat ain't cool yo
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ok, ok. I take it back! I will be mean which is entirely unnatural for me.
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Ha. Sorry Richard, I'm just that sexalicious. :lol:
WHATEVERl. I've decided that Annya is my new cyber-girlfriend. Mr. Tattoo better not try to cut my cyber-grass.
I'll be gracious about it. Thank you Richard III lol I'm flattered
Do you have any idea the door you've opened?
nope, i don't... please let me in on it
Sorry, sister, this is one thing you're going to have to learn the hard way.
ok, I think I can pretty much handle anything in cyberspace
Richard fucks children.
mmhmmm... thats a problem
In his fantasies I mean, I don't know if he really has/does. It's likely though.
thats good to know. thanks!
doesnt matter now.. i just read that he said he wasn't libertarian.... i take it all back! :cry:
A lot of people on this board won't even call themselves libertarians anymore.
well, it was something about fascism, and dat ain't cool yo
It's his theory of Universal Fascism, which is really just another way of saying predeterminism.
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Ha. Sorry Richard, I'm just that sexalicious. :lol:
WHATEVERl. I've decided that Annya is my new cyber-girlfriend. Mr. Tattoo better not try to cut my cyber-grass.
I'll be gracious about it. Thank you Richard III lol I'm flattered
Do you have any idea the door you've opened?
nope, i don't... please let me in on it
Sorry, sister, this is one thing you're going to have to learn the hard way.
ok, I think I can pretty much handle anything in cyberspace
Richard fucks children.
mmhmmm... thats a problem
In his fantasies I mean, I don't know if he really has/does. It's likely though.
thats good to know. thanks!
doesnt matter now.. i just read that he said he wasn't libertarian.... i take it all back! :cry:
A lot of people on this board won't even call themselves libertarians anymore.
well, it was something about fascism, and dat ain't cool yo
It's his theory of Universal Fascism, which is really just another way of saying predeterminism.
ahhhh, ok.
Yeah, i am really stubborn too, sorry.
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i did a little bit of research on it and am having some trouble on how Leeden came to these conclusions
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The fuck?
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The fuck?
You wanna what?
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The fuck?
You wanna what?
You have full permission to make all of the sexual decisions. :P
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The fuck?
You wanna what?
You have full permission to make all of the sexual decisions. :P
I already have been.
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The fuck?
You wanna what?
You have full permission to make all of the sexual decisions. :P
I already have been.
I know. :P
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The fuck?
You wanna what?
You have full permission to make all of the sexual decisions. :P
I already have been.
I know. :P
Well I guess youve been happy with them so far, as evidenced by you giving me full permission.
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Very acute observational prowess you have there, sparky.
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So are you two going to take this off the BBS or do we have to hear innuendo for the next 3 months before one of you gets tired of it?
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Very acute observational prowess you have there, sparky.
I love it when you talk dirty.
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So are you two going to take this off the BBS or do we have to hear innuendo for the next 3 months before one of you gets tired of it?
I imagine you'll have to hear it.
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So are you two going to take this off the BBS or do we have to hear innuendo for the next 3 months before one of you gets tired of it?
She started it.
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Very acute observational prowess you have there, sparky.
I love it when you talk dirty.
Indubitably.
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You are the perverts, not me. I conduct myself with dignity, as you all wallow in waste. Yer destiny is the bottom of the trash can! And the future trash will suffocate and fill that stinking can!
Why did you do this? Do you just want to marvel at my poetry? And so then, I must suffer for yer filthy want?
This is worse than what that perpetual nerd Shiny, did to me. And Ed...PM me no more!!! Lindsey...I will will not listen to yer cries, when JC cuts you with his straight razor, in a drunken rage.
This is all too much, ladies and gentlemen. This fine Annya takes a liking to me, and you tear it apart...with lies!!!
CAN I NOT RECIEVE A NICE THING!?!?!?!??!?!
Where is my apology?
I before E except after C.
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I before E except after C.
Either way, you still understood it.
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I before E except after C.
Either way, you still understood it.
Not entirely sure thats true, either.
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Somebody needs a time-out.
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Somebody needs a time-out.
In a chair or nose in the corner?
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Somebody needs a time-out.
In a chair or nose in the corner?
I don't care. Richard's the one needing the time-out.
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In other news, I've reached a decision. The 2 liter of Coke has been demolished, yet whiskey still remains.
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I shoot my whiskey straight, and chase it by eating an orange slice. Bad me. :D
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I shoot my whiskey straight, and chase it by eating an orange slice. Bad me. :D
If you're chasing it, you're not shooting straight.
I'm surprised I'm typing straight.
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I have to beat this game tonight because I have to return it tomorrow, so I'm just drinking Dr Pepper tonight :P
And as for the shot thing, I stand corrected.
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And Ed...PM me no more!!!
What the hell are you talking about? I haven't PM'd you in like a month.
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(http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/5521/magnum20pi20ferrarijz8.jpg)
Tis a mighty stache!
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Just a good 'ol boy, never meanin no harm.
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Just a good 'ol boy, never meanin no harm.
Magnum ain't got shizzle on MacGuyver.
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Tell that to B. A . Baracus!
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Tell that to B. A . Baracus!
You tell him.
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And looking back, this is the frontrunner for being the Sexual Perversion thread at the current time anyway.
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It's not sexual perversion until someone puts on a costume.
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It's not sexual perversion until someone puts on a costume.
Does lingeree count?
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It's not sexual perversion until someone puts on a costume.
Does lingeree count?
I guess it does if someone who shouldn't be wearing it is wearing it. :shock:
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It's not sexual perversion until someone puts on a costume.
Does lingeree count?
I guess it does if someone who shouldn't be wearing it is wearing it. :shock:
I've only worn it once.
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It's not sexual perversion until someone puts on a costume.
I dont wear much at home, so I guess my claim was false.
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It's not sexual perversion until someone puts on a costume.
Does lingeree count?
I guess it does if someone who shouldn't be wearing it is wearing it. :shock:
Who shouldn't be?
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It's not sexual perversion until someone puts on a costume.
Does lingeree count?
I guess it does if someone who shouldn't be wearing it is wearing it. :shock:
Who shouldn't be?
Well, men don't usually wear it. But I suppose there are a lot of people who don't need to be wearing it. :P
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It's not sexual perversion until someone puts on a costume.
Does lingeree count?
I guess it does if someone who shouldn't be wearing it is wearing it. :shock:
Who shouldn't be?
Well, men don't usually wear it. But I suppose there are a lot of people who don't need to be wearing it. :P
And some people need to wear nothing at all....
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Ok, money scraped, beer bought, cold, ice cold, no A/C.
ahhh...
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And some people need to wear nothing at all....
If you like jelly rolls, I suppose.
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hey homies! I see the conversation is flowing like normal
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hey homies! I see the conversation is flowing like normal
It is, but we use the nomenclature "cracker" round these parts.
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hey homies! I see the conversation is flowing like normal
It is, but we use the nomenclature "cracker" round these parts.
my bad.... :(
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hey homies! I see the conversation is flowing like normal
It is, but we use the nomenclature "cracker" round these parts.
my bad.... :(
Thats okay, try again, this time with more cracker.
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WAZZUP CRACKERS!!!!
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WAZZUP CRACKERS!!!!
Well hello we are all just fine, and not talkling about sex and booze.
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yeah, but the conversation is flowing
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yeah, but the conversation is flowing
Its a mirage.
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well, there were a bit more posts from before I went grocery shopping until now
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yeah, but the conversation is flowing
Its just dripping now, shawty.
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Hey everybody! What's up?
Cracker.
/Am I doing it wrong?
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Hey everybody! What's up?
Cracker.
/Am I doing it wrong?
No, thats really the only way you can use it.
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Beer is good food.
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i wish I had some, only liqour and I have work tomorrow :(
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i wish I had some, only liqour and I have work tomorrow :(
And...and...
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Mmm...just chugged a PBR.
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i wish I had some, only liqour and I have work tomorrow :(
And...and...
and it makes me drunk fast and have a hangover
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i wish I had some, only liqour and I have work tomorrow :(
And...and...
and it makes me drunk fast and have a hangover
Hangover shmangover.
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i wish I had some, only liqour and I have work tomorrow :(
And...and...
and it makes me drunk fast and have a hangover
Hangover shmangover.
yeah, I dont think my boss would like that
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Miller high life... a glorious break after a 12 hour day and a 9 hour day starting at 4 in the morning.
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Miller high life... a glorious break after a 12 hour day and a 9 hour day starting at 4 in the morning.
:( 12 hour days suck. I worked third shift a couple of times and that really fucks you up.
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Finally done with both work and my hangover. Coffee tonight only.
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Finally done with both work and my hangover. Coffee tonight only.
haha, i hear ya. I'm alone tonight, so getting drunk would be no fun anyway.... I'm a goofy girl when I'm drunk
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Finally done with both work and my hangover. Coffee tonight only.
Me, too, now.
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Ugh, speaking of 12 hour days... :x
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i wish I had some, only liqour and I have work tomorrow :(
And...and...
and it makes me drunk fast and have a hangover
Hangover shmangover.
yeah, I dont think my boss would like that
He dont own you sista! Shoooot!
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i wish I had some, only liqour and I have work tomorrow :(
And...and...
and it makes me drunk fast and have a hangover
Hangover shmangover.
yeah, I dont think my boss would like that
He dont own you sista! Shoooot!
Cracker.
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i wish I had some, only liqour and I have work tomorrow :(
And...and...
and it makes me drunk fast and have a hangover
Hangover shmangover.
yeah, I dont think my boss would like that
He dont own you sista! Shoooot!
Cracker.
CrackAH!
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i wish I had some, only liqour and I have work tomorrow :(
And...and...
and it makes me drunk fast and have a hangover
Hangover shmangover.
yeah, I dont think my boss would like that
He dont own you sista! Shoooot!
Cracker.
CrackAH!
No. I can plainly see that you are of the Caucasian persuasion.
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i wish I had some, only liqour and I have work tomorrow :(
And...and...
and it makes me drunk fast and have a hangover
Hangover shmangover.
yeah, I dont think my boss would like that
He dont own you sista! Shoooot!
Cracker.
CrackAH!
No. I can plainly see that you are of the Caucasian persuasion.
Just bad lighting.
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i wish I had some, only liqour and I have work tomorrow :(
And...and...
and it makes me drunk fast and have a hangover
Hangover shmangover.
yeah, I dont think my boss would like that
He dont own you sista! Shoooot!
LOL, he's a she and she scares me. I am currently looking for a new job, but I don't want to quit until I get one. I applied for a job with the Norfolk Symphony/Orchestra, I really hope i get it.
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i wish I had some, only liqour and I have work tomorrow :(
And...and...
and it makes me drunk fast and have a hangover
Hangover shmangover.
yeah, I dont think my boss would like that
He dont own you sista! Shoooot!
LOL, he's a she and she scares me. I am currently looking for a new job, but I don't want to quit until I get one. I applied for a job with the Norfolk Symphony/Orchestra, I really hope i get it.
Diddling a fiddle?
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no, as a non-profit coordinator. I am planning on getting masters in Non-Profit management
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no, as a non-profit coordinator. I am planning on getting masters in Non-Profit management
Well how the fuck are you supposed to profit from that? :P
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no, as a non-profit coordinator. I am planning on getting masters in Non-Profit management
Non-Profit doesn't exactly scream "financial security."
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no, as a non-profit coordinator. I am planning on getting masters in Non-Profit management
Well how the fuck are you supposed to profit from that? :P
The "employees" still get paid.
I plan on starting my own non-profit soon. I'll be the CEO who gets paid 500k a year.
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no, as a non-profit coordinator. I am planning on getting masters in Non-Profit management
Well how the fuck are you supposed to profit from that? :P
The "employees" still get paid.
I plan on starting my own non-profit soon. I'll be the CEO who gets paid 500k a year.
Your ideas interest me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
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no, as a non-profit coordinator. I am planning on getting masters in Non-Profit management
Well how the fuck are you supposed to profit from that? :P
The "employees" still get paid.
I plan on starting my own non-profit soon. I'll be the CEO who gets paid 500k a year.
Your ideas interest me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
Should I start one?
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no, as a non-profit coordinator. I am planning on getting masters in Non-Profit management
Well how the fuck are you supposed to profit from that? :P
The "employees" still get paid.
I plan on starting my own non-profit soon. I'll be the CEO who gets paid 500k a year.
Your ideas interest me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
Should I start one?
Affirmative.
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no, as a non-profit coordinator. I am planning on getting masters in Non-Profit management
Non-Profit doesn't exactly scream "financial security."
Well how the fuck are you supposed to profit from that?
LOL, I'm not looking to be a millionaire, but you can do fairly well as a non-profit manager. I am still a little torn, I should say, either non-profit or think tank... i can't decide
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no, as a non-profit coordinator. I am planning on getting masters in Non-Profit management
Non-Profit doesn't exactly scream "financial security."
Well how the fuck are you supposed to profit from that?
LOL, I'm not looking to be a millionaire, but you can do fairly well as a non-profit manager. I am still a little torn, I should say, either non-profit or think tank... i can't decide
Fuck that, I want millions, which is why I chose a job that pays soooo well.
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You must be a masochist.
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no, as a non-profit coordinator. I am planning on getting masters in Non-Profit management
Non-Profit doesn't exactly scream "financial security."
Well how the fuck are you supposed to profit from that?
LOL, I'm not looking to be a millionaire, but you can do fairly well as a non-profit manager. I am still a little torn, I should say, either non-profit or think tank... i can't decide
Fuck that, I want millions, which is why I chose a job that pays soooo well.
yeah... what do you do exactly?
I feel non-profits are a good alternative to gov't programs
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no, as a non-profit coordinator. I am planning on getting masters in Non-Profit management
Non-Profit doesn't exactly scream "financial security."
Well how the fuck are you supposed to profit from that?
LOL, I'm not looking to be a millionaire, but you can do fairly well as a non-profit manager. I am still a little torn, I should say, either non-profit or think tank... i can't decide
Fuck that, I want millions, which is why I chose a job that pays soooo well.
yeah... what do you do exactly?
I feel non-profits are a good alternative to gov't programs
I, uh, teach....
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no, as a non-profit coordinator. I am planning on getting masters in Non-Profit management
Non-Profit doesn't exactly scream "financial security."
Well how the fuck are you supposed to profit from that?
LOL, I'm not looking to be a millionaire, but you can do fairly well as a non-profit manager. I am still a little torn, I should say, either non-profit or think tank... i can't decide
Fuck that, I want millions, which is why I chose a job that pays soooo well.
yeah... what do you do exactly?
I feel non-profits are a good alternative to gov't programs
I, uh, teach....
AAAhhhh, now I understand the sarcasm I detected.
Where do you teach? and did i see economics somewhere?
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no, as a non-profit coordinator. I am planning on getting masters in Non-Profit management
Non-Profit doesn't exactly scream "financial security."
Well how the fuck are you supposed to profit from that?
LOL, I'm not looking to be a millionaire, but you can do fairly well as a non-profit manager. I am still a little torn, I should say, either non-profit or think tank... i can't decide
Fuck that, I want millions, which is why I chose a job that pays soooo well.
yeah... what do you do exactly?
I feel non-profits are a good alternative to gov't programs
I, uh, teach....
AAAhhhh, now I understand the sarcasm I detected.
Where do you teach? and did i see economics somewhere?
I teach at Collins Hill High School in Georgia.
I have a BA in economics, I teach that and Algebra, when they need me to.
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Watch out for those math nerds. I hear math nerds are real sluts.
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Watch out for those math nerds. I hear math nerds are real sluts.
You calling me a math nerd?
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Watch out for those math nerds. I hear math nerds are real sluts.
You calling me a math nerd?
Do you play games on your graphing calculator?
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I had DopeWars on my graphing calculator...
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Watch out for those math nerds. I hear math nerds are real sluts.
You calling me a math nerd?
Do you play games on your graphing calculator?
I dont own a graphing calculator.
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Watch out for those math nerds. I hear math nerds are real sluts.
You calling me a math nerd?
Do you play games on your graphing calculator?
I dont own a graphing calculator.
Fine. Congratulations, you are not a math nerd. This is a math nerd:
I had DopeWars on my graphing calculator...
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Watch out for those math nerds. I hear math nerds are real sluts.
You calling me a math nerd?
Do you play games on your graphing calculator?
I dont own a graphing calculator.
So you can actually compute it, damn!
-- Brede
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I should have mentioned that I never did anything BUT play DopeWars on that calculator.
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Watch out for those math nerds. I hear math nerds are real sluts.
You calling me a math nerd?
Do you play games on your graphing calculator?
I dont own a graphing calculator.
Fine. Congratulations, you are not a math nerd. This is a math nerd:
I had DopeWars on my graphing calculator...
Or are you calling me a slut?
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Are you a dirty slut?
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Are you a dirty slut?
No maam.
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I hate it when people call me ma'am. It makes me feel old. I don't know why.
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I hate it when people call me ma'am. It makes me feel old. I don't know why.
Sorry....maam.
Old? I'm like ten years older than you or something.
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I hate it when people call me ma'am. It makes me feel old. I don't know why.
Sorry....maam.
Old? I'm like ten years older than you or something.
Eight. And it doesn't matter...it just weirds me out. I guess it's supposed to be polite, but I'll respond quicker to something even more ambiguous.
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I hate it when people call me ma'am. It makes me feel old. I don't know why.
Sorry....maam.
Old? I'm like ten years older than you or something.
Eight. And it doesn't matter...it just weirds me out. I guess it's supposed to be polite, but I'll respond quicker to something even more ambiguous.
Like?
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I hate it when people call me ma'am. It makes me feel old. I don't know why.
Sorry....maam.
Old? I'm like ten years older than you or something.
Eight. And it doesn't matter...it just weirds me out. I guess it's supposed to be polite, but I'll respond quicker to something even more ambiguous.
Like?
Uhh..."Hey you!", "What's up, bitch?", "Get on your knees..."
Do I need to go on?
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I hate it when people call me ma'am. It makes me feel old. I don't know why.
I agree. Usually "ma'am" is just used so sarcastically in our line of work. "Excuse me, ma'am..."
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I hate it when people call me ma'am. It makes me feel old. I don't know why.
I agree. Usually "ma'am" is just used so sarcastically in our line of work. "Excuse me, ma'am..."
No shit. I saw this fucker running around Macy's the other day screaming "I DESPERATELY NEED A CASHIER". Yeah, that's a great way to get somebody really enthused about taking your fucking bullshit, pal.
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I had someone yesterday bitch at me about my not selling their kid explicit CDs, and I got called "ma'am" about fifteen times. I was trying very hard not to say it back to her in the same tone of voice.
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I had someone yesterday bitch at me about my not selling their kid explicit CDs, and I got called "ma'am" about fifteen times. I was trying very hard not to say it back to her in the same tone of voice.
Oh fuck those people. I have Macy's people pissed off at me left and right. Whenever someone from one of the other two stores needs to pee, I have to drop it like it's hot and go out there to stand in their stores for them so the mall won't fine our company. I get bitched at for taking a half an hour to eat upstairs in the break room in the midst of my twelve hour shift.
Fuck everyone. Seriously. If they don't like it, too fucking bad.
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The sick thing is, 90 percent of the time I really do like my job. I like working retail.
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The sick thing is, 90 percent of the time I really do like my job. I like working retail.
I like my job too. I couldn't ask for a better bunch of people to be around all the time. It's just the few nasty people and the fact that I can't walk quite like I used to be able to that bothers me.
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I get called sir all the time at school, and as you can see, I'm not much of a sir.
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None of it ever makes sense. Must be a southern thing.
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It might be just a stupid people thing, because they do it here too.
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It might be just a stupid people thing, because they do it here too.
Stupid has no bounds. :lol:
A gay man in The Body Shop thought I was 30 last week. That's the second one in a month. :x
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I went and bought an explicit CD from one of the independent shops here in town and I got carded. I asked the clerk how old you had to be to buy it, and she said 17. I think I was older than she was.
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I went and bought an explicit CD from one of the independent shops here in town and I got carded. I asked the clerk how old you had to be to buy it, and she said 17. I think I was older than she was.
There is no law.
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No, there is a city ordinance. Additionally, retailers can enforce whatever they want. Hastings here doesn't sell explicit CDs or R rated movies to anyone under 18.
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I actually got the chance to hand my business card to some guy today. I wrote a style number and a sku down for him. He kind of looked at it and made a weird face, and said "Whose card is this?" When I told him it was mine, he kind of looked at me like I was batshit. Oh well. I'm either too young or too old. The Barbizon people were in the mall the other day. One asked me how old I was, and then schlepped away after I told her.
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No, there is a city ordinance. Additionally, retailers can enforce whatever they want. Hastings here doesn't sell explicit CDs or R rated movies to anyone under 18.
GOODDAMN FUCKING MORMONS.
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I actually got the chance to hand my business card to some guy today. I wrote a style number and a sku down for him. He kind of looked at it and made a weird face, and said "Whose card is this?" When I told him it was mine, he kind of looked at me like I was batshit. Oh well. I'm either too young or too old. The Barbizon people were in the mall the other day. One asked me how old I was, and then schlepped away after I told her.
Ha?
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I actually got the chance to hand my business card to some guy today. I wrote a style number and a sku down for him. He kind of looked at it and made a weird face, and said "Whose card is this?" When I told him it was mine, he kind of looked at me like I was batshit. Oh well. I'm either too young or too old. The Barbizon people were in the mall the other day. One asked me how old I was, and then schlepped away after I told her.
Ha?
Eh, the way the Barbizon girl schlepped away was pretty funny. I told her I was 20 and she hung her head and said "Oh". The leader of the pack looked like a man. That was funny.
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I actually got the chance to hand my business card to some guy today. I wrote a style number and a sku down for him. He kind of looked at it and made a weird face, and said "Whose card is this?" When I told him it was mine, he kind of looked at me like I was batshit. Oh well. I'm either too young or too old. The Barbizon people were in the mall the other day. One asked me how old I was, and then schlepped away after I told her.
The Barbizon people told me I'd be a good model if I lost 15 pounds. I laughed.
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I actually got the chance to hand my business card to some guy today. I wrote a style number and a sku down for him. He kind of looked at it and made a weird face, and said "Whose card is this?" When I told him it was mine, he kind of looked at me like I was batshit. Oh well. I'm either too young or too old. The Barbizon people were in the mall the other day. One asked me how old I was, and then schlepped away after I told her.
The Barbizon people told me I'd be a good model if I lost 15 pounds. I laughed.
Everyone can be a model, for a small fee.
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I actually got the chance to hand my business card to some guy today. I wrote a style number and a sku down for him. He kind of looked at it and made a weird face, and said "Whose card is this?" When I told him it was mine, he kind of looked at me like I was batshit. Oh well. I'm either too young or too old. The Barbizon people were in the mall the other day. One asked me how old I was, and then schlepped away after I told her.
The Barbizon people told me I'd be a good model if I lost 15 pounds. I laughed.
Oh you're way too old. Apparently they're looking for girls aged 7-17. Because that most assuredly does not scream "pedophile". Nope.
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Yeah, this was a number of years back. I weighed like 87 pounds back in those days. I don't think it ever got to age. I was maybe 19.
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Oh you're way too old. Apparently they're looking for girls aged 7-17.
Because they usually have parents who can pay.
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no, as a non-profit coordinator. I am planning on getting masters in Non-Profit management
Non-Profit doesn't exactly scream "financial security."
Well how the fuck are you supposed to profit from that?
LOL, I'm not looking to be a millionaire, but you can do fairly well as a non-profit manager. I am still a little torn, I should say, either non-profit or think tank... i can't decide
Fuck that, I want millions, which is why I chose a job that pays soooo well.
yeah... what do you do exactly?
I feel non-profits are a good alternative to gov't programs
I, uh, teach....
AAAhhhh, now I understand the sarcasm I detected.
Where do you teach? and did i see economics somewhere?
I teach at Collins Hill High School in Georgia.
I have a BA in economics, I teach that and Algebra, when they need me to.
ahh, you have infiltrated the enemy :) j/k
I considered teaching and observed for 25 hours here in NC, once I saw that none of the kids could read I decided I wouldn't waste my time here. I was shocked, I observed an honors US history class and considering I was in honors hist. in h.s. I couldn't believe the discrepency. I live in this podunk, old south area of NC and I hate it.
economics though, thats hott! Atleast to a poli sci nerd.
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Ugh. Try reading Shakespeare in a Florida English class. The worst of times, most definitely.
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I can't find a fuckin' lighter that works. I have two beers left, it's raining and the beer store doesn't open til 10am. I could go to the corner store and get a twelve pack, and a torch, and be back in five minutes.
But I could also sit here, drink the two beers, use matches, and hope for the best.
What an awful plan.
And now I find out I only have nine smokes left, and all these matches.
There is a trade imbalance here that must be dealt with.
Lets see, 2 beer minus 2 beer = no beer.
Twenty matches (close cover before striking) minus 8 smokes = 12 matches with no other purpose.
Twelve matches, with no purpose... Wait! I know!
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Shit. Even he's doing math.
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I'm very goal-oriented.
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Ugh. Try reading Shakespeare in a Florida English class. The worst of times, most definitely.
which Shakespeare? In my AP English class my senoir year of high school we had to tape ourselves in groups acting out one of the acts. We did Act 2 but in a an Italian mob movie style
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Well, I had a pretty surreal experience yesterday/last night.
It all started with my roommate and me going to the beach. The plan was to go, hang out for a while, and be back in Dover in time for her to make it to a 6:00 pilates class. We got to the beach and all of a sudden this (as far as I knew) crazy bitch comes running at us screaming Erica's (my roommate's) name over and over. Turns out one of Erica's good friends whom she hadn't seen in a few years happened to be at the same beach. Anyway, we went and got some brews and settled in with Erica's buddy to catch some rays. Erica was having the old "What have you been up to?" conversation with her friend, and I was just enjoying drinking, watching the ocean, and occasionally listening in when things got interesting, which they did pretty quick. Apparently, Erica's friend had started her own lingerie/sex toy distribution company and sold her wares by throwing lingerie/sex toy parties. Kind of like Tupperware. Come to find out she was headed over to a nearby strip club after the beach to pick some strippers to model lingerie for one of her parties. She asked if we wanted to come with, and since I can count the opportunities I've had to hang out in the VIP room of a strip club for free and help pick strippers to model lingerie for a lingerie/sex toy party on one finger, I was happy to oblige. When we got to the club, we got shuffled immediately to the "back room." There, we continued to drink while inspecting the qualities of a number of strippers. Eventually, Erica left to go to her class, leaving me in the hands of her friend for a ride home. We were having a grand old time, when I suddenly realized that I recognized one of the strippers. She was a different friend of Erica's who'd been at parties at our apartment a couple of times. She was getting off about the same time we had planned to leave and asked if we wanted to come by "her" condo on the beach where she was going to be throwing a party later. Since we weren't exactly in any shape to drive by that point (free drinks), we agreed. So we walked down the beach to "her" condo, and entered to the smell of someone cooking dinner. Turns out it was the stripper's mom. Apparently, the condo didn't actually belong to the stripper, but her parents. It was about this point that a voice in my head started screaming a high pitched scream of terror. The stripper's parents invited us to stay for dinner. Luckily, it was delicious. Unluckily, it was the most uncomfortable situation I've ever been in. Luckily, her parents eventually left (I don't know where they went) and people started to filter in for the party. The rest of the night was pretty standard. We partied until about 5:00 in the morning and caught the morning commute bus home.
Long story short, my head hurts and I can't remember one name that I learned last night.
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economics though, thats hott!
When did this happen?
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Well, I had a pretty surreal experience yesterday/last night.
It all started with my roommate and me going to the beach. The plan was to go, hang out for a while, and be back in Dover in time for her to make it to a 6:00 pilates class. We got to the beach and all of a sudden this (as far as I knew) crazy bitch comes running at us screaming Erica's (my roommate's) name over and over. Turns out one of Erica's good friends whom she hadn't seen in a few years happened to be at the same beach. Anyway, we went and got some brews and settled in with Erica's buddy to catch some rays. Erica was having the old "What have you been up to?" conversation with her friend, and I was just enjoying drinking, watching the ocean, and occasionally listening in when things got interesting, which they did pretty quick. Apparently, Erica's friend had started her own lingerie/sex toy distribution company and sold her wares by throwing lingerie/sex toy parties. Kind of like Tupperware. Come to find out she was headed over to a nearby strip club after the beach to pick some strippers to model lingerie for one of her parties. She asked if we wanted to come with, and since I can count the opportunities I've had to hang out in the VIP room of a strip club for free and help pick strippers to model lingerie for a lingerie/sex toy party on one finger, I was happy to oblige. When we got to the club, we got shuffled immediately to the "back room." There, we continued to drink while inspecting the qualities of a number of strippers. Eventually, Erica left to go to her class, leaving me in the hands of her friend for a ride home. We were having a grand old time, when I suddenly realized that I recognized one of the strippers. She was a different friend of Erica's who'd been at parties at our apartment a couple of times. She was getting off about the same time we had planned to leave and asked if we wanted to come by "her" condo on the beach where she was going to be throwing a party later. Since we weren't exactly in any shape to drive by that point (free drinks), we agreed. So we walked down the beach to "her" condo, and entered to the smell of someone cooking dinner. Turns out it was the stripper's mom. Apparently, the condo didn't actually belong to the stripper, but her parents. It was about this point that a voice in my head started screaming a high pitched scream of terror. The stripper's parents invited us to stay for dinner. Luckily, it was delicious. Unluckily, it was the most uncomfortable situation I've ever been in. Luckily, her parents eventually left (I don't know where they went) and people started to filter in for the party. The rest of the night was pretty standard. We partied until about 5:00 in the morning and caught the morning commute bus home.
Long story short, my head hurts and I can't remember one name that I learned last night.
I'll tell you one thing for sure, there are quite a bit of words there with no paragraph breaks. You can take that to the bank.
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economics though, thats hott!
When did this happen?
Any man that is not an idiot automatically gets +1000.
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It just takes a while.
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To get the +1000? No, it kicks in immediately, but most men have qualities that quickly take away from the +1000 they got for not being an idiot.
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economics though, thats hott!
When did this happen?
I wanted to minor in Economics, but I'm not good enough at math. If we married we would make a political economy
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Tequila and 100 degree weather mix not so well.
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economics though, thats hott!
When did this happen?
Any man that is not an idiot automatically gets +1000.
+1000 what?
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economics though, thats hott!
When did this happen?
I wanted to minor in Economics, but I'm not good enough at math. If we married we would make a political economy
Hold on a second! Didn't Bonerjoe say you were in a happy relationship, right now???
yeah, i'm just sayin' though
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no, as a non-profit coordinator. I am planning on getting masters in Non-Profit management
Non-Profit doesn't exactly scream "financial security."
Well how the fuck are you supposed to profit from that?
LOL, I'm not looking to be a millionaire, but you can do fairly well as a non-profit manager. I am still a little torn, I should say, either non-profit or think tank... i can't decide
Fuck that, I want millions, which is why I chose a job that pays soooo well.
yeah... what do you do exactly?
I feel non-profits are a good alternative to gov't programs
I, uh, teach....
AAAhhhh, now I understand the sarcasm I detected.
Where do you teach? and did i see economics somewhere?
I teach at Collins Hill High School in Georgia.
I have a BA in economics, I teach that and Algebra, when they need me to.
ahh, you have infiltrated the enemy :) j/k
I considered teaching and observed for 25 hours here in NC, once I saw that none of the kids could read I decided I wouldn't waste my time here. I was shocked, I observed an honors US history class and considering I was in honors hist. in h.s. I couldn't believe the discrepency. I live in this podunk, old south area of NC and I hate it.
economics though, thats hott! Atleast to a poli sci nerd.
I lived in Jacksonville for a forced period of time.
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So, a fire and rescue guy (whoever the fuck that is) gave me a ticket last night because I tried to leave a soccer game, in my car, while fireworks were going on. My buddy and I had just had a flask of tequila, and I had an open can of Amstel Light in the console.
But he gave me a ticket because I could have injured myself from the remnants of the fireworks.
No worries, mates, we sobered up at a coffee chop next door, I was just moving my fucking car.
But nevermind that I could have killed people swerving all over the road, the ticket for almost hurting myself was much more important.
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So, a fire and rescue guy (whoever the fuck that is) gave me a ticket last night because I tried to leave a soccer game, in my car, while fireworks were going on. My buddy and I had just had a flask of tequila, and I had an open can of Amstel Light in the console.
But he gave me a ticket because I could have injured myself from the remnants of the fireworks.
No worries, mates, we sobered up at a coffee chop next door, I was just moving my fucking car.
But nevermind that I could have killed people swerving all over the road, the ticket for almost hurting myself was much more important.
thats pretty retarded..... i dont know what fireworks could do to your car unless you drove into them lol
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So, a fire and rescue guy (whoever the fuck that is) gave me a ticket last night because I tried to leave a soccer game, in my car, while fireworks were going on. My buddy and I had just had a flask of tequila, and I had an open can of Amstel Light in the console.
But he gave me a ticket because I could have injured myself from the remnants of the fireworks.
No worries, mates, we sobered up at a coffee chop next door, I was just moving my fucking car.
But nevermind that I could have killed people swerving all over the road, the ticket for almost hurting myself was much more important.
thats pretty retarded..... i dont know what fireworks could do to your car unless you drove into them lol
Even if I was driving into a pile of live grenades, its still my decision, no?
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So, a fire and rescue guy (whoever the fuck that is) gave me a ticket last night because I tried to leave a soccer game, in my car, while fireworks were going on. My buddy and I had just had a flask of tequila, and I had an open can of Amstel Light in the console.
But he gave me a ticket because I could have injured myself from the remnants of the fireworks.
No worries, mates, we sobered up at a coffee chop next door, I was just moving my fucking car.
But nevermind that I could have killed people swerving all over the road, the ticket for almost hurting myself was much more important.
thats pretty retarded..... i dont know what fireworks could do to your car unless you drove into them lol
Even if I was driving into a pile of live grenades, its still my decision, no?
absolutely. I was just saying that I didn't see that as even protecting you from your careless decisions ;-)
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So, a fire and rescue guy (whoever the fuck that is) gave me a ticket last night because I tried to leave a soccer game, in my car, while fireworks were going on. My buddy and I had just had a flask of tequila, and I had an open can of Amstel Light in the console.
But he gave me a ticket because I could have injured myself from the remnants of the fireworks.
No worries, mates, we sobered up at a coffee chop next door, I was just moving my fucking car.
But nevermind that I could have killed people swerving all over the road, the ticket for almost hurting myself was much more important.
thats pretty retarded..... i dont know what fireworks could do to your car unless you drove into them lol
Even if I was driving into a pile of live grenades, its still my decision, no?
absolutely. I was just saying that I didn't see that as even protecting you from your careless decisions ;-)
My decisions are well-thought out nuggets of safe living.
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Thank god you're okay.
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Thank god you're okay.
Certainly an occasion to drink, no?
Or is that every occasion?
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Those Amstel's are probably gone, but I'm sure you'll figure something out.
Personally, the sun's still up, so none for me.
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Those Amstel's are probably gone, but I'm sure you'll figure something out.
Personally, the sun's still up, so none for me.
Really, I figured you for a day drinker.
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I am, but not today.
I call it "swing shift".
Hey, suns up !
>flaps dust off clothes<<
Well, that was a jolly good adventure.
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I am, but not today.
I call it "swing shift".
Hey, suns up !
>flaps dust off clothes<<
Well, that was a jolly good adventure.
I call it "normal behavior."
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Today my cop buddy is having a party in bumblefuck. It never goes well when I get smashed around a bunch of off duty police...
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I can't say I've ever been smashed around a bunch of off-duty police officers. :shock:
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I can't say I've ever been smashed around a bunch of off-duty police officers. :shock:
Then you are missing some comical talk about how important their jobs are. Its a laugh fest indeed.
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I can't say I've ever been smashed around a bunch of off-duty police officers. :shock:
Then you are missing some comical talk about how important their jobs are. Its a laugh fest indeed.
Eh. I think in the beginning, they feel like they're helping people. The more time they spend in the job and the more power they're given seems to corrupt, I think. I suppose it depends on the person, so everyone is different and I could never make a generalization.
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I can't say I've ever been smashed around a bunch of off-duty police officers. :shock:
Then you are missing some comical talk about how important their jobs are. Its a laugh fest indeed.
Eh. I think in the beginning, they feel like they're helping people. The more time they spend in the job and the more power they're given seems to corrupt, I think. I suppose it depends on the person, so everyone is different and I could never make a generalization.
I don't usually. But I think you have to be a special kind of fucked up to want to enforce shitty laws for a living. My friend, the cop, is a good guy, but a nutjob besides.
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No cop is a "good guy".
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Some people don't see the laws as being shitty. I mean, that's obvious. People that think like we do see the meaninglessness in them, but not everyone has gotten that far.
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Some people don't see the laws as being shitty. I mean, that's obvious. People that think like we do see the meaninglessness in them, but not everyone has gotten that far.
Some cops have proven to be worthless, and harmless except where there salaries come from. In any case, most have god complexes that are laughable, especially in one horse towns like where my friend "serves."
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Some people don't see the laws as being shitty. I mean, that's obvious. People that think like we do see the meaninglessness in them, but not everyone has gotten that far.
Some cops have proven to be worthless, and harmless except where there salaries come from. In any case, most have god complexes that are laughable, especially in one horse towns like where my friend "serves."
Thankfully I'm not well-acquainted with many officers of the law.
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Some people don't see the laws as being shitty. I mean, that's obvious. People that think like we do see the meaninglessness in them, but not everyone has gotten that far.
Some cops have proven to be worthless, and harmless except where there salaries come from. In any case, most have god complexes that are laughable, especially in one horse towns like where my friend "serves."
Thankfully I'm not well-acquainted with many officers of the law.
Many?
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Some people don't see the laws as being shitty. I mean, that's obvious. People that think like we do see the meaninglessness in them, but not everyone has gotten that far.
Some cops have proven to be worthless, and harmless except where there salaries come from. In any case, most have god complexes that are laughable, especially in one horse towns like where my friend "serves."
Thankfully I'm not well-acquainted with many officers of the law.
Many?
Well, none really. I've met a few in my time, usually at the house attempting to haul one or both of my parents off to jail for being retards. We had a police officer on the campus of my high school at all times. And I know a few that come to the mall on the weekends. Oh, and I know one who's in the academy. But that's it.
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Some people don't see the laws as being shitty. I mean, that's obvious. People that think like we do see the meaninglessness in them, but not everyone has gotten that far.
It doesn't matter what other people think. If it's wrong, it's wrong.
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Some people don't see the laws as being shitty. I mean, that's obvious. People that think like we do see the meaninglessness in them, but not everyone has gotten that far.
It doesn't matter what other people think. If it's wrong, it's wrong.
Well, it matters to them what they think. I think Christianity is wrong, but some people don't. I let them humor themselves.
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That's why they oughta be taken out and SHOT!
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That's why they oughta be taken out and SHOT!
Calm down, have some bud.
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That's why they oughta be taken out and SHOT!
Calm down, have some bud.
Sounds like an excellent plan. A few drinks could work, too.
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That's why they oughta be taken out and SHOT!
Calm down, have some bud.
Sounds like an excellent plan. A few drinks could work, too.
You on alcohol is scary.
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That's why they oughta be taken out and SHOT!
Calm down, have some bud.
Sounds like an excellent plan. A few drinks could work, too.
You on alcohol is scary.
You've never seen it. I also don't get intoxicated enough to do anything stupid anymore, usually. It's best that I keep myself out of trouble. :)
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That's why they oughta be taken out and SHOT!
Calm down, have some bud.
Sounds like an excellent plan. A few drinks could work, too.
You on alcohol is scary.
You've never seen it. I also don't get intoxicated enough to do anything stupid anymore, usually. It's best that I keep myself out of trouble. :)
You were crunk on Skype that one night. That's enough evidence.
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That's why they oughta be taken out and SHOT!
Calm down, have some bud.
Sounds like an excellent plan. A few drinks could work, too.
You on alcohol is scary.
You've never seen it. I also don't get intoxicated enough to do anything stupid anymore, usually. It's best that I keep myself out of trouble. :)
You were crunk on Skype that one night. That's enough evidence.
When? What did I do?
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That's why they oughta be taken out and SHOT!
Calm down, have some bud.
Sounds like an excellent plan. A few drinks could work, too.
You on alcohol is scary.
You've never seen it. I also don't get intoxicated enough to do anything stupid anymore, usually. It's best that I keep myself out of trouble. :)
You were crunk on Skype that one night. That's enough evidence.
When? What did I do?
Hahahahahhahahahahhahaha.
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What did I do?
Things.
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Hahahahahhahahahahhahaha.
She has such a dirty mouth, doesn't she?
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That's why they oughta be taken out and SHOT!
Calm down, have some bud.
Sounds like an excellent plan. A few drinks could work, too.
You on alcohol is scary.
You've never seen it. I also don't get intoxicated enough to do anything stupid anymore, usually. It's best that I keep myself out of trouble. :)
You were crunk on Skype that one night. That's enough evidence.
When? What did I do?
I ask myself this fairly regularly.
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Hahahahahhahahahahhahaha.
She has such a dirty mouth, doesn't she?
I'll just say this...I don't know if I'm legally allowed to repeat some of the things that came out of her mouth that night.
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Hahahahahhahahahahhahaha.
She has such a dirty mouth, doesn't she?
I'll just say this...I don't know if I'm legally allowed to repeat some of the things that came out of her mouth that night.
Ehehehheheheh.
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Horse shit. And shenanigans.
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Horse shit. And shenanigans.
Wrong. Jay still has the recorded file.
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Ha. I demand proof.
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Not until you stop being mean to John.
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Horse shit. And shenanigans.
Wrong. Jay still has the recorded file.
Yep.
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I didn't know not having sex with someone is considered being mean to them.
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I didn't know not having sex with someone is considered being mean to them.
So you don't want to bang him?
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I didn't know not having sex with someone is considered being mean to them.
You're being a total bitch in the other thread. It has nothing to do with sexual relations.
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I didn't know not having sex with someone is considered being mean to them.
:shock:
wha....
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I didn't know not having sex with someone is considered being mean to them.
You're being a total bitch in the other thread. It has nothing to do with sexual relations.
I responded to the two of you acting like bitches. Don't dish it out if you don't want it back.
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I didn't know not having sex with someone is considered being mean to them.
So you don't want to bang him?
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I didn't know not having sex with someone is considered being mean to them.
You're being a total bitch in the other thread. It has nothing to do with sexual relations.
I responded to the two of you acting like bitches. Don't dish it out if you don't want it back.
We were just making the same kinds of jokes you're privy to with us.
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I didn't know not having sex with someone is considered being mean to them.
You're being a total bitch in the other thread. It has nothing to do with sexual relations.
I responded to the two of you acting like bitches. Don't dish it out if you don't want it back.
Um...that's the same shit that's been going on for 2 months, with you starting most of it.
When did you start disliking dirty talk?
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I didn't know not having sex with someone is considered being mean to them.
You're being a total bitch in the other thread. It has nothing to do with sexual relations.
I responded to the two of you acting like bitches. Don't dish it out if you don't want it back.
Um...that's the same shit that's been going on for 2 months, with you starting most of it.
When did you start disliking dirty talk?
When it involves disgusting things.
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I didn't know not having sex with someone is considered being mean to them.
You're being a total bitch in the other thread. It has nothing to do with sexual relations.
I responded to the two of you acting like bitches. Don't dish it out if you don't want it back.
Um...that's the same shit that's been going on for 2 months, with you starting most of it.
When did you start disliking dirty talk?
When it involves disgusting things.
So you're a lesbian now? When did dick start disgusting you?
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I didn't know not having sex with someone is considered being mean to them.
You're being a total bitch in the other thread. It has nothing to do with sexual relations.
I responded to the two of you acting like bitches. Don't dish it out if you don't want it back.
Um...that's the same shit that's been going on for 2 months, with you starting most of it.
When did you start disliking dirty talk?
When it involves disgusting things.
So you're a lesbian now? When did dick start disgusting you?
Some dicks just fail.
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I didn't know not having sex with someone is considered being mean to them.
So you don't want to bang him?
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I didn't know not having sex with someone is considered being mean to them.
You're being a total bitch in the other thread. It has nothing to do with sexual relations.
I responded to the two of you acting like bitches. Don't dish it out if you don't want it back.
Um...that's the same shit that's been going on for 2 months, with you starting most of it.
When did you start disliking dirty talk?
When it involves disgusting things.
So you're a lesbian now? When did dick start disgusting you?
Some dicks just fail.
Just give the man time to sober up.
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Why is it that you refuse to allow me to go about my personal business? :lol:
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Why is it that you refuse to allow me to go about my personal business? :lol:
<---GA.
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You're not sleeping with the guy. What do you care?
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You're not sleeping with the guy. What do you care?
Bros before hoes.
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You're not sleeping with the guy. What do you care?
Bros before hoes.
Yes, but neither myself, nor this man are your bro OR your ho. :lol:
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You're not sleeping with the guy. What do you care?
Bros before hoes.
Yes, but neither myself, nor this man are your bro OR your ho. :lol:
Both of you are my bros.
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You're not sleeping with the guy. What do you care?
Bros before hoes.
Yes, but neither myself, nor this man are your bro OR your ho. :lol:
Josh, ya are a bro, but Lindsey isn't who I'm interested in.
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I didn't know not having sex with someone is considered being mean to them.
So you don't want to bang him?
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I didn't know not having sex with someone is considered being mean to them.
So you don't want to bang him?
Your fucking keyboard busted, man?
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I didn't know not having sex with someone is considered being mean to them.
So you don't want to bang him?
Your fucking keyboard busted, man?
Nope.
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Cops. 100 degrees. Drunk. Margaritas. Slobber....
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Luckily, today I've got an abundance of lighters and beer. And pistachios.
I think I'll stay in tonight. No sense in pushing the odds.
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Luckily, today I've got an abundance of lighters and beer. And pistachios.
I think I'll stay in tonight. No sense in pushing the odds.
Why always with the lighters?
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I hold the lighter up high and the natives all grovel at my feet.
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I hold the lighter up high and the natives all grovel at my feet.
Oh ok, I figured it was because Skynyrd was playing in your living room.
Now, are they these natives...
(http://www.b-movies.gr/UserFiles/Image/cannibal%20holocaust/cannibal%20holocaust%20pic.jpg)
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Why yes, thats them. A fine bunch.
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First day of school done, indulgence in spirits abounds.
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Middle of August?
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Middle of August?
Here public school starts the 13th.
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Beeeeer. To bad I left my makins for vodka tonics in Radford...
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Beeeeer. To bad I left my makins for vodka tonics in Radford...
I had one beer at like 230, then stopped.
For once I'm not feelin' it.
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I tolja dude, Xtra Gold.
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I branched out and had a diet Sprite earlier. :P
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I branched out and had a diet Sprite earlier. :P
No caffeine makes me sad.
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I branched out and had a diet Sprite earlier. :P
Slow down there slugger.
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Keep 'er on the road, Buckrub.
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I don't have any booze, but I'm not sober.
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I don't have any booze, but I'm not sober.
Dope fiend.
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I tolja dude, Xtra Gold.
Just got some, as long as it stays cold, I dig it.
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If it goes warm in your hand, uh... Actually, I've never had that happen.
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If it goes warm in your hand, uh... Actually, I've never had that happen.
Beer never goes warm in my hand.
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I don't have any booze, but I'm not sober.
Dope fiend.
Drunk piece of shit who beat his ex-wife.
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Jesus...Collins Hill brings back memories of growing up in the ATL. One day I'll move back to the south. The winters here in Chicago suck a big fat one. -15 in the mornings is tough.
A warm beer...ha...!! :) wtf is that? I usually prefer Makers, but lately the Captain and some coke zero have been getting the job done.
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I don't have any booze, but I'm not sober.
Dope fiend.
Drunk piece of shit who beat his ex-wife.
Hippie.
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Jesus...Collins Hill brings back memories of growing up in the ATL. One day I'll move back to the south. The winters here in Chicago suck a big fat one. -15 in the mornings is tough.
A warm beer...ha...!! :) wtf is that? I usually prefer Makers, but lately the Captain and some coke zero have been getting the job done.
Yeah, Im drinkin' Evan Williams and Coke Zero right now.
Coke Zero tastes so much like regular Coke they should sue themselves don't ya know.
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I don't have any booze, but I'm not sober.
Dope fiend.
Drunk piece of shit who beat his ex-wife.
Ex-wha?
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Evan williams is kick ass...that's the drink of choice when I don't want to spend real money on the waxed bottle!!!!
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I don't have any booze, but I'm not sober.
Dope fiend.
Drunk piece of shit who beat his ex-wife.
Hippie.
Raging rednock alcoholic shithead public schooler teacher fucking know-it-all nigger utopian jerkwad dickless niggerfaggot lazy ass fucking teacher Bush loving Navy fucking buttfucking faggot ass military dicksucker! BITCH! YOU FUCKING ASSWIPE PIECE OF CUNTRAG!!
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Right. :shock:
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Right. :shock:
Cook me a god damn ham sandwich.
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Right. :shock:
Cook me a god damn ham sandwich.
No, but I'll shove one up your ass to save you a step.
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I don't have any booze, but I'm not sober.
Dope fiend.
Drunk piece of shit who beat his ex-wife.
Hippie.
Raging rednock alcoholic shithead public schooler teacher fucking know-it-all nigger utopian jerkwad dickless niggerfaggot lazy ass fucking teacher Bush loving Navy fucking buttfucking faggot ass military dicksucker! BITCH! YOU FUCKING ASSWIPE PIECE OF CUNTRAG!!
Addict.
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Right. :shock:
Cook me a god damn ham sandwich.
No, but I'll shove one up your ass to save you a step.
I thought you didn't play with the ass?
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Right. :shock:
Cook me a god damn ham sandwich.
No, but I'll shove one up your ass to save you a step.
I thought you didn't play with the ass?
HERS.
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Right. :shock:
Cook me a god damn ham sandwich.
No, but I'll shove one up your ass to save you a step.
I thought you didn't play with the ass?
HERS.
Ass is ASS.
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I don't have any booze, but I'm not sober.
Dope fiend.
Drunk piece of shit who beat his ex-wife.
Hippie.
Raging rednock alcoholic shithead public schooler teacher fucking know-it-all nigger utopian jerkwad dickless niggerfaggot lazy ass fucking teacher Bush loving Navy fucking buttfucking faggot ass military dicksucker! BITCH! YOU FUCKING ASSWIPE PIECE OF CUNTRAG!!
Addict.
This is the first time I've smoked in over two weeks...you'll probably chugging a 5th of whiskey you fucking drunk loser alcoholic piece of fucking Navy ass shit. Go beat your ex-wife some more, ugly.
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I don't have any booze, but I'm not sober.
Dope fiend.
Drunk piece of shit who beat his ex-wife.
Hippie.
Raging rednock alcoholic shithead public schooler teacher fucking know-it-all nigger utopian jerkwad dickless niggerfaggot lazy ass fucking teacher Bush loving Navy fucking buttfucking faggot ass military dicksucker! BITCH! YOU FUCKING ASSWIPE PIECE OF CUNTRAG!!
Addict.
This is the first time I've smoked in over two weeks...you'll probably chugging a 5th of whiskey you fucking drunk loser alcoholic piece of fucking Navy ass shit. Go beat your ex-wife some more, ugly.
Crackhead.
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Right. :shock:
Cook me a god damn ham sandwich.
No, but I'll shove one up your ass to save you a step.
I thought you didn't play with the ass?
This is purely for his pain and suffering. I would properly and thoroughly cleanse myself afterwards.
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Right. :shock:
Cook me a god damn ham sandwich.
No, but I'll shove one up your ass to save you a step.
I thought you didn't play with the ass?
This is purely for his pain and suffering. I would properly and thoroughly cleanse myself afterwards.
What if he's eating a BLT?
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Right. :shock:
Cook me a god damn ham sandwich.
No, but I'll shove one up your ass to save you a step.
I thought you didn't play with the ass?
This is purely for his pain and suffering. I would properly and thoroughly cleanse myself afterwards.
What if he's eating a BLT?
The bacon would probably scratch his anus more, there by causing even more pain. Although the bread itself could hurt like hell.
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This thread is gonna get me sick too.
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I'm kind of confused on how we got here. I don't want to be reminded, though.
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Right. :shock:
Cook me a god damn ham sandwich.
No, but I'll shove one up your ass to save you a step.
I thought you didn't play with the ass?
This is purely for his pain and suffering. I would properly and thoroughly cleanse myself afterwards.
What if he's eating a BLT?
The bacon would probably scratch his anus more, there by causing even more pain. Although the bread itself could hurt like hell.
I dunno, I'm starting to like the sound of this. You know, for fun. How much?
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Dude. I didn't mean any of that, John. You're like my best friend.
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Right. :shock:
Cook me a god damn ham sandwich.
No, but I'll shove one up your ass to save you a step.
I thought you didn't play with the ass?
This is purely for his pain and suffering. I would properly and thoroughly cleanse myself afterwards.
What if he's eating a BLT?
The bacon would probably scratch his anus more, there by causing even more pain. Although the bread itself could hurt like hell.
I dunno, I'm starting to like the sound of this. You know, for fun. How much?
Disgusting. I wouldn't.
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Disgusting. I wouldn't.
Why?
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Disgusting. I wouldn't.
Why?
Because it's gross, and that would fucking hurt. I'm like, gagging at the thought.
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Lindsey, just get squirrelly and slip a finger in your ass sometime. Know what I'm saying, dollface?
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Disgusting. I wouldn't.
Why?
Because it's gross, and that would fucking hurt. I'm like, gagging at the thought.
It wouldn't hurt me. I don't think.
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Lindsey, just get squirrelly and slip a finger in your ass sometime. Know what I'm saying, dollface?
Ew. I'd never stick my own finger in there. I may...sometime in the future...POSSIBLY change my mind about absolutely forbidding the boytoy to do it, but gah...it just weirds me out.
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It's just a beautiful hershey highway...I mean what, do you not clean your stinkin' ass properly? God dammit.
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It's just a beautiful hershey highway...I mean what, do you not clean your stinkin' ass properly? God dammit.
It's just...odd.
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Well get over it.
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Lindsey, just get squirrelly and slip a finger in your ass sometime. Know what I'm saying, dollface?
Ew. I'd never stick my own finger in there. I may...sometime in the future...POSSIBLY change my mind about absolutely forbidding the boytoy to do it, but gah...it just weirds me out.
Knock fifty bucks off it and I won't choke you 'til you're purple.
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If it goes warm in your hand, uh... Actually, I've never had that happen.
Beer never goes warm in my hand.
Yeah, right.
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Do you guys think Brasky would make a good private investigator?
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I'd like that. Or a lumberjack.
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What about the most dangerous job in the world (Alaskan crab fisher)?
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I think he would make a good Ice Road Trucker.
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or coal miner
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Shut the fuck up John. 8)
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I know what you are getting for xmas.
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dude dont i love you I didnt mean it...gimme a hug you.
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I'll pretend you didn't post that.
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John, remember when you sent that remote controlled hairoplane flying at me on the hotel bed?! haha.
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Wasn't me. You must be thinking of someone else.
pictures/video, or it didn't happen.
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Dude it was you...you were midget John.
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lies make baby jesus cry
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Maybe a rogue commando demolitions expert who makes his living quelling rebellion in Brazillian mining camps.
But just in the summer, when the ice road trucker thing isn't happening.
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Maybe a rogue commando demolitions expert who makes his living quelling rebellion in Brazillian mining camps.
But just in the summer, when the ice road trucker thing isn't happening.
Jazzy Chair ain't got shit on the Hoveround.
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Are you crazy?
These things are top of the line. A triumph of engineering.
(http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/8735/2jazzy1113bp0.jpg)
Now, these things, on the other hand, are drab junk-shop donkey carts. I'd sooner sit home alone and covered in filth before I even considered using one.
(http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/6941/producttekniquexhdjl5.gif)
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Are you crazy?
These things are top of the line. A triumph of engineering.
(http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/8735/2jazzy1113bp0.jpg)
Now, these things, on the other hand, are drab junk-shop donkey carts. I'd sooner sit home alone and covered in filth before I even considered using one.
(http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/6941/producttekniquexhdjl5.gif)
I'd rather someone put me out of my misery before I'd have to use either one.
Those can't be golden years.
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My dad has this glorious model:
http://www.1800wheelchair.com/asp/view-product.asp?product_id=1329
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I'd rather someone put me out of my misery before I'd have to use either one.
Those can't be golden years.
Okay, how about one of these?
(http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/736/115724co1.jpg)
My dad has this glorious model:
http://www.1800wheelchair.com/asp/view-product.asp?product_id=1329
Wow, dude. Thats the bomb. Ever ride around in it?
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Wow, dude. Thats the bomb. Ever ride around in it?
I've driven it to WalMart when my back was all fucked up. It's a fast little bastard.
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I'd rather someone put me out of my misery before I'd have to use either one.
Those can't be golden years.
Okay, how about one of these?
(http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/736/115724co1.jpg)
My dad has this glorious model:
http://www.1800wheelchair.com/asp/view-product.asp?product_id=1329
Wow, dude. Thats the bomb. Ever ride around in it?
I'd fuckin' take that and ride off the roof of my house with it.
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I'd rather someone put me out of my misery before I'd have to use either one.
Those can't be golden years.
Okay, how about one of these?
Nuh-uh.
This:
(http://www.bigwheelrally.com/store/images/abw-bw-og-400.jpg)
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You'll need one of those orange triangular warning flags on it if you take it out of the yard.
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This is interesting... Last night I tried cracking open a can of beer, and the thinamajig (can't think of the name right now) that you pull down to open the can, totally snapped off! What's the best way to open it now???
Jab a butterknife into the opening.
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Yeah whatever. House of booze? More like house a green ova heare. Smoked a bowly of the green crean.
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I normally let my concubine deal with such issues.
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I wish I had a concubine.
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I wish I had a concubine.
Check that whack-ass Tom Alicare's website, you can get all sorts of freaky slaves and shit there.
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Yeah it's a haven for the harem holder.
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whew. My in-laws left this morning. It was a good visit, minus a few things that pissed me off. I can devote my time to you all now :) The best part is that it was my husbands birthday and I got him the Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie and we can watch it now.
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"THAT MOTHERBEAR!" the villagers cried. This was her work.
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Culinary school at night now!
The selling point: the adviser told me it wasn't uncommon to see the culinary students swilling wine after class in the kitchen.
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I've heard it's a decent way to meet women (and men, but in this case...you like women).
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I've heard it's a decent way to meet women (and men, but in this case...you like women).
Meet women, psshaw, I'm all business.
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I've heard it's a decent way to meet women (and men, but in this case...you like women).
Meet women, psshaw, I'm all business.
Lies.
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I've heard it's a decent way to meet women (and men, but in this case...you like women).
Meet women, psshaw, I'm all business.
Lies.
No....then plus infinity to whatever you say.
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I've heard it's a decent way to meet women (and men, but in this case...you like women).
Meet women, psshaw, I'm all business.
Lies.
No....then plus infinity to whatever you say.
Pfft. You wanna take this outside?
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I've heard it's a decent way to meet women (and men, but in this case...you like women).
Meet women, psshaw, I'm all business.
Lies.
No....then plus infinity to whatever you say.
Pfft. You wanna take this outside?
You don't want none of this!
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it's fri. I am gonna get drunk tonight. It's been a long week.... I really hate drinking alone though. good thing I have internet friends.
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it's fri. I am gonna get drunk tonight. It's been a long week.... I really hate drinking alone though. good thing I have internet friends.
There is always someone in the House of Booze willing to drink.
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yeah, I am trying to remember what we have in the house to drink....
There are some coronas, schmirnoffs, screech (this Newfoundland rum, its icky), some Polish vodka, which is also icky and some iceberg rum.......
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yeah, I am trying to remember what we have in the house to drink....
There are some coronas, schmirnoffs, screech (this Newfoundland rum, its icky), some Polish vodka, which is also icky and some iceberg rum.......
Well, I'll be drinking Wild Turkey and Pabst this eve.
So pick your poison accordingly. I just had to shell out 1500 bucks for culinary gear, so cheap beer is it.
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Had to?
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Had to?
Wanted to...whatever, crackah.
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Some things can't be done with a Ka-Bar and a flat rock.
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Had to?
Wanted to...whatever, crackah.
I dunno, I was sort of asking if you decided to become a fucking chef or something.
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Some things can't be done with a Ka-Bar and a flat rock.
All I need is a cast iron dutch oven and a Cuisinart.
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Had to?
Wanted to...whatever, crackah.
I dunno, I was sort of asking if you decided to become a fucking chef or something.
If I dont fuck it up, in two years I may be.
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Had to?
Wanted to...whatever, crackah.
I dunno, I was sort of asking if you decided to become a fucking chef or something.
If I dont fuck it up, in two years I may be.
My single goal in life is to be able to use a chef knife like Martin Yan.
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http://www.break.com/index/a-crazy-game-of-poker.html
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Had to?
Wanted to...whatever, crackah.
I dunno, I was sort of asking if you decided to become a fucking chef or something.
If I dont fuck it up, in two years I may be.
My single goal in life is to be able to use a chef knife like Martin Yan.
He CAN cook, I hear.
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i love food.
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i love food.
Who doesn't?
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i love food.
Who doesn't?
good point.
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i love food.
Who doesn't?
good point.
Uh, I don't think this girl does...
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/Dylboz/anorexia.jpg)
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Tonights treat shall be Yuengling Black and Tan. :P
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Another Friday meets Maker's Mark.
(http://images.businessweek.com/ss/06/10/makers_mark/image/intro.jpg)
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Food is disgusting. If there were ever a time where I wanted to be drunk, it would be now.
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Food is disgusting. If there were ever a time where I wanted to be drunk, it would be now.
Then do it.
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Food is disgusting. If there were ever a time where I wanted to be drunk, it would be now.
Then do it.
I have to get up early and work a 14 hour day tomorrow. I also don't have access to alcohol.
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Food is disgusting. If there were ever a time where I wanted to be drunk, it would be now.
Then do it.
I have to get up early and work a 14 hour day tomorrow. I also don't have access to alcohol.
Jay lives in Oldsmar and is 24 years old.
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rum and coke right now. sitting in the recliner with the massage thing eating a soup at hand watching lifetime movies.... sums up my night
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Lifetime sucks.
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Lifetime sucks.
i know... fri night tv sucks
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Food is disgusting. If there were ever a time where I wanted to be drunk, it would be now.
Then do it.
I have to get up early and work a 14 hour day tomorrow. I also don't have access to alcohol.
Jay lives in Oldsmar and is 24 years old.
I think she has someone to buy her alcohol now.
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Food is disgusting. If there were ever a time where I wanted to be drunk, it would be now.
Then do it.
I have to get up early and work a 14 hour day tomorrow. I also don't have access to alcohol.
Jay lives in Oldsmar and is 24 years old.
I would be irresponsible if I got fucked up tonight.
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So, I've spent my night thus far getting drunk and trying to figure out how to play "Sultans of Swing." Either that song is harder than I thought, or I'm drunker than I thought.
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So, I've spent my night thus far getting drunk and trying to figure out how to play "Sultans of Swing." Either that song is harder than I thought, or I'm drunker than I thought.
Good luck, and don't poke an eye out.
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Thats a hard tune, to my un-musical ear. Knopfler is a god.
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In (attempted) furtherance of my quest, I found a video of it being played on YouTube:
[youtube=425,350]z2nQZPC2uTs[/youtube]
Fucker's playing the whole damn thing with his fingers. That's just showing off.
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Hmm... the video below is Knopfler and Clapton collaberating on "Wonderful Tonight." Maybe I should learn that. Seems easier, and much more likely to get me laid.
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Rum+coke+recliner=good times. I would recommend DVDs of "Rescue Me" instead of Lifetime.
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Rum+coke+recliner=good times. I would recommend DVDs of "Rescue Me" instead of Lifetime.
the soup is about to begin, so there's that
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Learn Lions or Six Blade Knife.
Wonderful tonight eats goat ass.
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rum and coke right now. sitting in the recliner with the massage thing eating a soup at hand watching lifetime movies.... sums up my night
What is a "lifetime movie"?? Biographies of famous people???
Man-hater channel... movies that appeal to estrogen
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rum and coke right now. sitting in the recliner with the massage thing eating a soup at hand watching lifetime movies.... sums up my night
What is a "lifetime movie"?? Biographies of famous people???
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lifetime_Television
Dumbass.
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rum and coke right now. sitting in the recliner with the massage thing eating a soup at hand watching lifetime movies.... sums up my night
What is a "lifetime movie"?? Biographies of famous people???
It's a movie where one or more people die. Usually by unnatural causes.
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not lifetime, will I ever learn, c'mon c'mon...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sE4dfRa56D8
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not spamming, just can't figure out how to embedd a vid this time of night after some maker's. Seriously though, its a good series, I'm on season 3 and loving every minute.
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Please see http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_ss_gw/103-5890966-7879845?initialSearch=1&url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=rescue+me (http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_ss_gw/103-5890966-7879845?initialSearch=1&url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=rescue+me)
I don't know much about about a Jack White initiation of force, but do know he was a d*ck on Q101 in Chicago. He totally trashed the DJ for playing an early release of their record and was a real *sshole about it.
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Perhaps their song was used.
3 feet from Meg Ryan might have been cooler.
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She's probably a hag by now.
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Back on the grid with some cans of beer, which I will later use for a grilled chicken's ass.
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Make sure to save the tabs.
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for 13$ it gets the job done
(http://www.avenuevine.com/archives/PhilipsUV-w.jpg)
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DUDES!
You are NOT gonna believe this shit! I just made this kick ass spicy jambalaya out of pork fried rice and general tso's chicken... And it fuckin ROCKS!
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I had a hot dog with some hot cheetoes :(
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I had a hot dog with some hot cheetoes :(
A true culinarian.
You should've at least put some chili on the mother fucker.
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open a whole can of chili for one dog :?
I did apply plenty of mustard and hot sauce
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open a whole can of chili for one dog :?
I did apply plenty of mustard and hot sauce
Sure, just refrigerate the rest. I don't know, I never eat less than three dogs when I'm craving chili dogs.
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Place right down the road from me, about two blocks. Best chili dogs in the world.
Of course this is an age old argument, not to be settled among mere mortals.
And so, I submit the following as proof. This dude went to a place called Pinks, which is supposedly among hot dog aficionados the pinnacle of hot dog cuisine. He sat two stools down from me, in a bar.
"So, we stopped at Pinks, and I don't see why they're so great. Abes dogs are way better."
So, I guess that settles that.
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Place right down the road from me, about two blocks. Best chili dogs in the world.
Of course this is an age old argument, not to be settled among mere mortals.
And so, I submit the following as proof. This dude went to a place called Pinks, which is supposedly among hot dog aficionados the pinnacle of hot dog cuisine. He sat two stools down from me, in a bar.
"So, we stopped at Pinks, and I don't see why they're so great. Abes dogs are way better."
So, I guess that settles that.
If you know how to make good chili, all you really need are some sturdy buns, a pack of Ballpark franks, and a grill.
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This is true.
However!
Heres where I get obnoxious and boring.
I think the dogs need to be slender like sabrett or nathans, so you're not trying to unhinge your jaw for a dog.
And the buns need to be correspondingly slender and kinda wrinkly and fucked up, like from a steam cart.
When you do a big fat dog, a big fat bun, and lots of fixins, its a big sonofabitch. Skinny slopdogs are better in that respect. Maybe I'm just built wrong, but thats how I like it.
But grill, yeah, burn em.
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1/2 bottle Jack & Coke
1/2 bottle Rum & Soda
and I watched that movie "Sunshine" I think it was good.
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1/2 bottle Jack & Coke
1/2 bottle Rum & Soda
and I watched that movie "Sunshine" I think it was good.
Yeah "Sunshine" is a decent flick, but the first segment was much too long.
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mmm, meaningless yet entertaining chatter. I had a taco salad. My mom is here and she thinks if I have a beer I'm a drunk... tomorrow is another story though. I plan to empty the fridge of alcohol
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I'm as good as drunk in a few minutes. I have generic Benadryl coursing through my veins.
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I'm as good as drunk in a few minutes. I have generic Benadryl coursing through my veins.
LOL, thats some good shit ;-)
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I'm as good as drunk in a few minutes. I have generic Benadryl coursing through my veins.
LOL, thats some good shit ;-)
I have a bad headache, so I took that and some ibuprofen. It'll knock me out, which is what I'm aiming for, since I have to be up at 6:45.
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I'm as good as drunk in a few minutes
Excellent...
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"sunshine" was awsomes, but my intoxication routine for the weekend caught "v for vendetta." I thought it was cool, but i'd like some other feedback/
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I'm as good as drunk in a few minutes
Excellent...
I'm just gonna fall asleep. :lol:
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I'm as good as drunk in a few minutes
Excellent...
I'm just gonna fall asleep. :lol:
(http://img166.exs.cx/img166/8400/pedobear6lp.jpg)
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Uhhh... :? :shock:
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Uhhh... :? :shock:
What?
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The fuck is that a picture of?!
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I went to a pub recently and ordered a black and tan expecting Guinness and Bass, they made it with Guinness and Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. It was the worst black and tan I've ever had. :( Sierra Nevada is terrible beer, even worse in a b & t. When I asked they said they were out of Bass. Make sure your b & t's are the real deal. On the plus side, I had a few Irish Car Bombs which are damn delicious. Guinness with Irish Whiskey and Irish Cream in a shotglass you drop into the Guinness right before you chug. Definitely a great drink.
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I had a pomegranate martini at Ruby Tuesday a couple of weeks ago. It was made of win. And yes, I acquired it just by ordering it because people are that stupid.
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Your first mistake was going to Ruby Tuesdays. They should give you a bucket of whisky just for pulling into the parking lot.
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Your first mistake was going to Ruby Tuesdays. They should give you a bucket of whisky just for pulling into the parking lot.
The food is worse than Applebees.
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The fuck is that a picture of?!
Oh, if you didn't get it then there's no point in explaining it to you.
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Your first mistake was going to Ruby Tuesdays. They should give you a bucket of whisky just for pulling into the parking lot.
The food is worse than Applebees.
yea, pretty much. I'm never satisfied there.
I was in NJ last week and my dad and I went to the pub... I had one of those bad vodka nights and puked in my grandmothers toilet.... ugh
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Your first mistake was going to Ruby Tuesdays. They should give you a bucket of whisky just for pulling into the parking lot.
I just have the salad bar. It's the reason I go there.
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Your first mistake was going to Ruby Tuesdays. They should give you a bucket of whisky just for pulling into the parking lot.
I just have the salad bar. It's the reason I go there.
Salad bars are the most disgusting, parasite-ridden, leftover-heavy, aspects of the restaurant industry.
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Your first mistake was going to Ruby Tuesdays. They should give you a bucket of whisky just for pulling into the parking lot.
I just have the salad bar. It's the reason I go there.
Salad bars are the most disgusting, parasite-ridden, leftover-heavy, aspects of the restaurant industry.
I know. But hey, I haven't died yet.
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Your first mistake was going to Ruby Tuesdays. They should give you a bucket of whisky just for pulling into the parking lot.
I just have the salad bar. It's the reason I go there.
Salad bars are the most disgusting, parasite-ridden, leftover-heavy, aspects of the restaurant industry.
I know. But hey, I haven't died yet.
Eating off the bathroom floor is probably safer.
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Your first mistake was going to Ruby Tuesdays. They should give you a bucket of whisky just for pulling into the parking lot.
I just have the salad bar. It's the reason I go there.
Salad bars are the most disgusting, parasite-ridden, leftover-heavy, aspects of the restaurant industry.
I know. But hey, I haven't died yet.
Eating off the bathroom floor is probably safer.
It's a good thing I've only been there like three times then. :P Their food isn't too great, and the people that work there seem to be retarded.
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Your first mistake was going to Ruby Tuesdays. They should give you a bucket of whisky just for pulling into the parking lot.
I just have the salad bar. It's the reason I go there.
Salad bars are the most disgusting, parasite-ridden, leftover-heavy, aspects of the restaurant industry.
I know. But hey, I haven't died yet.
Eating off the bathroom floor is probably safer.
It's a good thing I've only been there like three times then. :P Their food isn't too great, and the people that work there seem to be retarded.
On another note, restaurant bathrooms are great places for blowjobs.
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Is that like a hint or something? :lol:
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Is that like a hint or something? :lol:
We're past hinting.
Requesting is what I do.
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SUBTLETY ALERT!
Mmm...giant red letters. :lol:
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SUBTLETY ALERT!
Mmm...giant red letters. :lol:
Phallic.
I hadn't thought of that. You silly man.
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SUBTLETY ALERT!
Mmm...giant red letters. :lol:
Phallic.
I hadn't thought of that. You silly man.
:?
So... fuck?
Really? Right now? :lol:
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Ouch.
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I was about to explain the "really, right now?" comment when my power surged and my tubez died. One night at work, my buddy Amanda looked over at our loss prevention guy and said "Hey Mario, let's go back in your office..." And he looks over at her like a kid on Christmas morning and says "Really? Right now?" She replied "Bitch please!"
I guess you just had to be there.
Either way, I think Cyro pwn3d me.
On a slightly more alcoholic note, Amanda, myself, one of the Macy's managers, and the crazy chick from fine jewelry knocked out some rum and coke last night in the parking lot after work.
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All you Mormons who like cussing, you are going to hell
All you preachers who like fucking, you are going to hell
Little boys that choke the chicken, you are going to hell
It’s the nature of evolution, the dinosaurs went to hell
-CHORUS-
Hell hell hell it’s a wonderful place
It’s a place of fire and brimstone
All you Christian politicians, you are going to hell
Magic Jesus apparitions send you to hell
Buddhist monks without god you are going to hell
Those of you dissecting frogs, you are going to hell
- The Bastard Fairies- We're all going to hell
...That is all
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I was about to explain the "really, right now?" comment when my power surged and my tubez died. One night at work, my buddy Amanda looked over at our loss prevention guy and said "Hey Mario, let's go back in your office..." And he looks over at her like a kid on Christmas morning and says "Really? Right now?" She replied "Bitch please!"
I guess you just had to be there.
Either way, I think Cyro pwn3d me.
On a slightly more alcoholic note, Amanda, myself, one of the Macy's managers, and the crazy chick from fine jewelry knocked out some rum and coke last night in the parking lot after work.
Your buddy Amanda sounds like trash.
She's...interesting. The booze came from the crazy chick at the jewelry counter though. She keeps it in her car instead of her house. I have no idea why. None of us really wanted to ask. Amanda is just kind of...simple. Let's put it this way. Her husband is Mexican. She's 23, and they've been together for nine years (ew). They have three children. :shock:
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I was about to explain the "really, right now?" comment when my power surged and my tubez died. One night at work, my buddy Amanda looked over at our loss prevention guy and said "Hey Mario, let's go back in your office..." And he looks over at her like a kid on Christmas morning and says "Really? Right now?" She replied "Bitch please!"
I guess you just had to be there.
Either way, I think Cyro pwn3d me.
On a slightly more alcoholic note, Amanda, myself, one of the Macy's managers, and the crazy chick from fine jewelry knocked out some rum and coke last night in the parking lot after work.
Your buddy Amanda sounds like trash.
She's...interesting. The booze came from the crazy chick at the jewelry counter though. She keeps it in her car instead of her house. I have no idea why. None of us really wanted to ask. Amanda is just kind of...simple. Let's put it this way. Her husband is Mexican. She's 23, and they've been together for nine years (ew). They have three children. :shock:
I concur with Ricardo.
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Jesus where is the vodka and tonic water when you need it...
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At the store.
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At the store.
YOU HID IT IN CYRO'S PANTS AGAIN DIDN'T YOU!
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At the store.
YOU HID IT IN CYRO'S PANTS AGAIN DIDN'T YOU!
If I had, it wouldn't be hard to find considering his pants would be on the floor next to the bed if he were with me. :P
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:shock: SHARE SHARE!
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Everybody calm down. :shock:
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SEXY TIME:
(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g137/perflexed/iii.jpg)
You asian?
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I think Cyro pwn3d me.
You ain't seen nothin' yet.
In the good way or the bad way? :P
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I think Cyro pwn3d me.
You ain't seen nothin' yet.
In the good way or the bad way? :P
Guess. :twisted:
Eep. :shock:
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Swear to god, you can't swing a dead cat 'round here without nailing some half-drunk poof and slopping his mimosa down the front of his slightly-too-tight pastel colored polo shirt.
Needs more tits.
(http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/7456/stunningdreamgirlisabelve6.jpg)
Some horsepower wouldn't hurt.
(http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/1448/hamannferrari599gtbfiorwb3.jpg)
Okay, I think we're good now.
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:( I'm home sick for 3 days... pain killers make it so I can't drive..... hubby is deployed and I'm all alone....
edit: on the bright side FOOTBALL STARTS THIS WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sports cars are phallic symbols, you know. I'm slightly embarrassed I picked a black one.
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Sports cars are phallic symbols, you know. I'm slightly embarrassed I picked a black one.
LOL
Here is my goal - I want to build a kit car since I can't afford an original
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y18/annyab/ShelbyCobra.jpg)
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Sports cars are phallic symbols, you know. I'm slightly embarrassed I picked a black one.
LOL
Here is my goal - I want to build a kit car since I can't afford an original
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y18/annyab/ShelbyCobra.jpg)
Yeah, well those aren't exactly a walk in the park, either. Still cost a buck or two.
I do like the Shelby cars.
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Sports cars are phallic symbols, you know. I'm slightly embarrassed I picked a black one.
LOL
Here is my goal - I want to build a kit car since I can't afford an original
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y18/annyab/ShelbyCobra.jpg)
Yeah, well those aren't exactly a walk in the park, either. Still cost a buck or two.
I do like the Shelby cars.
I know, they are expensive. but god damn are they worth it. Most likely that will come later in life, but we will start with rebuilding a chevelle or camaro or something, some car for the drag strip
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You just need to find someone who's co-dependant.
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I drank my last two beers. Oh well, I have work early. :P
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Has drunk this evening:
4 pints of Carling.
7 double JD and Coke.
2 Double Rum and Coke
1 Southern Comfort/
6 shots of... something.
2 random mixers.
Weeeeeeee.
Girls kissed - 4.
Boys Kissed - 0.
Girls shagged - 1/2.
Boys Shagged - 0.
How do you shag half a girl? :shock:
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How do you shag half a girl? :shock:
You only really need the lower half, and possibly the head if you insist on her being alive.
Maybe she lost her torso in some freak accident and they just stitched her legs and neck together and gave her some robot organs.
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How do you shag half a girl? :shock:
You only really need the lower half, and possibly the head if you insist on her being alive.
Maybe she lost her torso in some freak accident and they just stitched her legs and neck together and gave her some robot organs.
Or she was a midget. Or a whole host of other things.
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Maybe he only stuck it in one hole. Maybe he only felt her up.
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Maybe he only stuck it in one hole. Maybe he only felt her up.
That's a shame. You should get at the very least two holes out of her.
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Maybe he only stuck it in one hole. Maybe he only felt her up.
That's a shame. You should get at the very least two holes out of her.
The ass and the ass?
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Maybe he only stuck it in one hole. Maybe he only felt her up.
That's a shame. You should get at the very least two holes out of her.
The ass and the ass?
ass to mouth
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Maybe he only stuck it in one hole. Maybe he only felt her up.
That's a shame. You should get at the very least two holes out of her.
The ass and the ass?
ass to mouth
Yuck.
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Maybe he only stuck it in one hole. Maybe he only felt her up.
That's a shame. You should get at the very least two holes out of her.
The ass and the ass?
ass to mouth
Yuck.
Ass tastes good as long as there is no poop nearby.
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Maybe he only stuck it in one hole. Maybe he only felt her up.
That's a shame. You should get at the very least two holes out of her.
The ass and the ass?
ass to mouth
Yuck.
i know, i see it in porn all the time and it makes me think "ew"
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Try it sometime.
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Maybe he only stuck it in one hole. Maybe he only felt her up.
That's a shame. You should get at the very least two holes out of her.
The ass and the ass?
ass to mouth
Yuck.
i know, i see it in porn all the time and it makes me think "ew"
I start to feel sick if I even see the guy in the porno try to stick it in her pooper (as they say on Fark). If her vagina isn't tight enough, she's either a dirty slut or you've got a needle dick. :shock:
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Maybe he only stuck it in one hole. Maybe he only felt her up.
That's a shame. You should get at the very least two holes out of her.
The ass and the ass?
ass to mouth
Yuck.
i know, i see it in porn all the time and it makes me think "ew"
I start to feel sick if I even see the guy in the porno try to stick it in her pooper (as they say on Fark). If her vagina isn't tight enough, she's either a dirty slut or you've got a needle dick. :shock:
Who said sticking it in the ass was all about tightness?
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Maybe he only stuck it in one hole. Maybe he only felt her up.
That's a shame. You should get at the very least two holes out of her.
The ass and the ass?
ass to mouth
Yuck.
i know, i see it in porn all the time and it makes me think "ew"
I start to feel sick if I even see the guy in the porno try to stick it in her pooper (as they say on Fark). If her vagina isn't tight enough, she's either a dirty slut or you've got a needle dick. :shock:
yeah, pretty much.
I find myself watching porn and thinking more about how this is someones daughter, or why are male porn actors so sleezy?
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Maybe he only stuck it in one hole. Maybe he only felt her up.
That's a shame. You should get at the very least two holes out of her.
The ass and the ass?
ass to mouth
Yuck.
i know, i see it in porn all the time and it makes me think "ew"
I start to feel sick if I even see the guy in the porno try to stick it in her pooper (as they say on Fark). If her vagina isn't tight enough, she's either a dirty slut or you've got a needle dick. :shock:
Who said sticking it in the ass was all about tightness?
I really can't think of any other logical reason.
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Maybe he only stuck it in one hole. Maybe he only felt her up.
That's a shame. You should get at the very least two holes out of her.
The ass and the ass?
ass to mouth
Yuck.
i know, i see it in porn all the time and it makes me think "ew"
I start to feel sick if I even see the guy in the porno try to stick it in her pooper (as they say on Fark). If her vagina isn't tight enough, she's either a dirty slut or you've got a needle dick. :shock:
Who said sticking it in the ass was all about tightness?
I really can't think of any other logical reason.
Aesthetic appeal.
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Maybe he only stuck it in one hole. Maybe he only felt her up.
That's a shame. You should get at the very least two holes out of her.
The ass and the ass?
ass to mouth
Yuck.
i know, i see it in porn all the time and it makes me think "ew"
I start to feel sick if I even see the guy in the porno try to stick it in her pooper (as they say on Fark). If her vagina isn't tight enough, she's either a dirty slut or you've got a needle dick. :shock:
Who said sticking it in the ass was all about tightness?
I really can't think of any other logical reason.
Aesthetic appeal.
it makes no sense to me...
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Now that really doesn't make sense to me.
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Obviously.
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Obviously.
i cant say there is anything aesthetic about an asshole
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Obviously.
i cant say there is anything aesthetic about an asshole
Not aesthetically pleasing, anyway.
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To you.
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men are from mars, women are from venus
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men are from mars, women are from venus
She's a Superfreak! Superfreak! She's super freakay!
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peyton manning just played a killer game... too bad my team has his brother....
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men are from mars, women are from venus
(http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/8417/housewd6.jpg)
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ROFL. House FTW.
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men are from mars, women are from venus
(http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/8417/housewd6.jpg)
ouch
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How do you shag half a girl? :shock:
They pass out half way through, and you decide that's a good time to head back into the bar and start drinking again.
I think you're doing it wrong. :shock:
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How do you shag half a girl? :shock:
They pass out half way through, and you decide that's a good time to head back into the bar and start drinking again.
I think you're doing it wrong. :shock:
I think she drank too much.
Either way, someone is doing it wrong!
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How do you shag half a girl? :shock:
They pass out half way through, and you decide that's a good time to head back into the bar and start drinking again.
I think you're doing it wrong. :shock:
I think she drank too much.
Either way, someone is doing it wrong!
Nonsense. She just didnt have the good sense to keep the training wheels on the bike. Noob girl crash, happens.
And stop ragging on the anal porn queens. They have a job to do and they do it well. If it was the fruits waxing philosophical about assramming, everyone would be cheering their passionate assplay. But nooooooo, write the girl a check and suddenly she becomes a dirty whore. Wait. That didn't sound right.
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Noob girl crash, happens.
Haha.
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I don't recall having a conversation about anal porn queens. :shock:
I'm all for whatever floats anyone's boat. I just don't appreciate people not accepting that I won't do something. If it was my boyfriend who acted the way that some of you do during conversations about sexual preferences, I'd sock the guy in the jaw. :P
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I don't have problems with peoples revulsion to do some weird sexual shit as long as they have tried it at least once.
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See, if it's you and your partner, it's perfectly reasonable. But someone else's sexual preferences aren't really your business. You is collective in this sense.
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But someone else's sexual preferences aren't really your business.
Sure they are, otherwise how would you pick out possible suitors?
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But someone else's sexual preferences aren't really your business.
Sure they are, otherwise how would you pick out possible suitors?
Telling someone that they need to do something they clearly do not want to do is crossing a line.
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I don't recall having a conversation about anal porn queens. :shock:
I start to feel sick if I even see the guy in the porno try to stick it in her pooper (as they say on Fark). If her vagina isn't tight enough, she's either a dirty slut or you've got a needle dick. :shock:
Just sayin.
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I don't recall having a conversation about anal porn queens. :shock:
I start to feel sick if I even see the guy in the porno try to stick it in her pooper (as they say on Fark). If her vagina isn't tight enough, she's either a dirty slut or you've got a needle dick. :shock:
Just sayin.
It's an example. It happens to be the only time I ever witness such an act. My stomach churns just thinking about doing it, as well.
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Well, if you were John Malkovitching in my head, you'd be barfing your guts out.
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Well, if you were John Malkovitching in my head, you'd be barfing your guts out.
Probably. :P
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But someone else's sexual preferences aren't really your business.
Sure they are, otherwise how would you pick out possible suitors?
Telling someone that they need to do something they clearly do not want to do is crossing a line.
It's a qualification. No force is involved, it's just a question. And a little coercion. If they say no enough times, then...NEXT!
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But someone else's sexual preferences aren't really your business.
Sure they are, otherwise how would you pick out possible suitors?
Telling someone that they need to do something they clearly do not want to do is crossing a line.
It's a qualification. No force is involved, it's just a question. And a little coercion. If they say no enough times, then...NEXT!
thats fine. People absolutely need to be sexually compatible, otherwise you get one of these: http://www.generationq.net/articles/Not-gay-senator-Larry-Craig-reconsiders-resignation-00001.html
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But someone else's sexual preferences aren't really your business.
Sure they are, otherwise how would you pick out possible suitors?
Telling someone that they need to do something they clearly do not want to do is crossing a line.
It's a qualification. No force is involved, it's just a question. And a little coercion. If they say no enough times, then...NEXT!
thats fine. People absolutely need to be sexually compatible, otherwise you get one of these: http://www.generationq.net/articles/Not-gay-senator-Larry-Craig-reconsiders-resignation-00001.html
I mean, really, can't you just picture him with a big black cock in his mouth?
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I'd rather not, but thanks for the mental imagery.
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But someone else's sexual preferences aren't really your business.
Sure they are, otherwise how would you pick out possible suitors?
Telling someone that they need to do something they clearly do not want to do is crossing a line.
It's a qualification. No force is involved, it's just a question. And a little coercion. If they say no enough times, then...NEXT!
thats fine. People absolutely need to be sexually compatible, otherwise you get one of these: http://www.generationq.net/articles/Not-gay-senator-Larry-Craig-reconsiders-resignation-00001.html
I mean, really, can't you just picture him with a big black cock in his mouth?
i never thought about it....
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I could be getting drunk right now, but I didn't feel like having to drive all the way to work on my day off, and then drive home buzzed. That and I have to be back at work at 8:30 in the morning. :x
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I could be getting drunk right now, but I didn't feel like having to drive all the way to work on my day off, and then drive home buzzed. That and I have to be back at work at 8:30 in the morning. :x
Drunk driving is bad.
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I could be getting drunk right now, but I didn't feel like having to drive all the way to work on my day off, and then drive home buzzed. That and I have to be back at work at 8:30 in the morning. :x
Drunk driving is bad.
Exactly. I was slightly buzzed on Tuesday night when I drove home from work, and I can't say that I enjoyed it.
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I don't think I'd enjoy getting drunk at work.
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It was after work. Although, sometimes my job drives me to want to drink. And to kill people.
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It was after work. Although, sometimes my job drives me to want to drink. And to kill people.
Here goes.
Obviously, if that's the way you happen across a little social alcohol, you're gonna do that. I did it, most everyone has.
I understand not drinking AT work, that's pretty much a given.
But with people I work with, theres bars and dart leagues and all sorts of shit. I cannot - for the most part - drink with those people. It just doesn't work. I have no interest in any of them socially, and will not try to weave my way into their patterns. I could go among those people and have a social drink, but it feels fake and I don't like it. Plus, I don't like any of them knowing my personal business, I like to keep my private shit private among those people.
So, I go where I go and do what I do. Two separate worlds.
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I used to work at a call center, an outsourcer, and we used to get pretty drunk pretty regularly, though it was usually on our lunches.
Right now I'm on my lunch break from work, and I'm sorely tempted to go pound a couple of margaritas. It'll be at least 5 hours till I need to drive anywhere.
(Kidding, kidding...)
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I'm lucky that I have a lot of cool people around me at work. That's the one thing I like about having my store inside of Macy's. Otherwise, I'd be even more lonely at work. I don't have much time to be social outside of my job, anyway...which is unfortunate.
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Seems I've missed much talk of porn and booze.
Damn.
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See, if it's you and your partner, it's perfectly reasonable. But someone else's sexual preferences aren't really your business. You is collective in this sense.
Why?
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My head... ugh.
This is why I cut back on the drinking a while back. We were supposed to do yard work yesterday and ended up drinking some wine. I downed a little over two bottles, two shots, and two sammy's. I ended up yarfing in a parking lot with some really nice older gentleman handing me new tissues. On the other side of things I played a good wingman...
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See, if it's you and your partner, it's perfectly reasonable. But someone else's sexual preferences aren't really your business. You is collective in this sense.
Why?
Because it's none of your fucking business, that's why.
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See, if it's you and your partner, it's perfectly reasonable. But someone else's sexual preferences aren't really your business. You is collective in this sense.
Why?
Because it's none of your fucking business, that's why.
Which is why you choose whether or not to answer the question.
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Seems I've missed much talk of porn and booze.
Damn.
Wouldn't take much to re-kindle it.
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Seems I've missed much talk of porn and booze.
Damn.
Wouldn't take much to re-kindle it.
This.
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Seems I've missed much talk of porn and booze.
Damn.
Wouldn't take much to re-kindle it.
This.
yeah... I am home bored. Waiting for this tropical depression to turn into a hurricane and hit me.
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I'm waiting for...things. Namely for this place to pick up the pace a little.
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me too........
so what were the highlights of everyones summers? It's already September!
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I'm waiting for...things. Namely for this place to pick up the pace a little.
In what way?
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me too........
so what were the highlights of everyones summers? It's already September!
Bonerfest 2007.
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want to enlighten me Ed?
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I don't remember any of it.
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LOL
My summer was fun. Went to NJ and saw family and had a lot of people come to visit, went to the beach a lot.... Now I'm getting ready to move away in 6 months.
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Well, today I kept things quiet, had some cereal. After a shower, I went looking for my pants from yesterday. Money in the pocket, you know. Couldn't find 'em.
Then I started wondering, naturally. Did I come home last night with no pants on? So, I look outside to see if my truck is there, or just a burned out husk of smoking metal. Truck is there, but its haphazardly parked half in the drive, half in the yard. It is indeed possible I returned home last night with no pants, from the look of things thus far. Then my thoughts wander to the next item on the agenda: shoes. Can't find them, either.
No pants or shoes, truck looks like it crawled home by itself. I take these thoughts with me to the couch and mellow out a while, reviewing the events which may or may not have happened. No sense getting upset, I've got smokes.
Its nice being home naked fresh out of the shower, having a smoke on the couch, but I really must solve this caper. I circle the house once more, and finally find them tangled up in the sheets (shoes thoughtfully included in the pantlegs).
So now that I've assembled the necessary components to leave the residence, I shall try it again.
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hmmm, sounds like you had a fun night! I'm envious..... I've been on the couch for days now
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hmmm, sounds like you had a fun night! I'm envious..... I've been on the couch for days now
Thats why I picked that sig for a while.
I hadn't been out of the house getting bombed for over a week, so when I go I sometimes burn the farm down. Now that it's out of my system, I'll probably act more like a human.
So why don't you go out? Make some calls and go.
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I live in this small town where there is one shitty ass club.
I've been feeling shitty and thats why I've been a hermit.
I'm the same way though, one hard night and I'm good for a while
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I'm waiting for...things. Namely for this place to pick up the pace a little.
In what way?
Needs more dirty talk.
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I'm waiting for...things. Namely for this place to pick up the pace a little.
What the fuck do you want from me? I only have so much posting energy.
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I'm waiting for...things. Namely for this place to pick up the pace a little.
In what way?
Needs more dirty talk.
Yeah, yeah, you fuckin' dirty whore. You fuckin' like that nigger cock scraping your womb, dontcha bitch? Yeah, yeah, I got a fuckin' womb-scraper here you dirty little slutbag piece of fucking shit whore niggerlipper.
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I'm waiting for...things. Namely for this place to pick up the pace a little.
What the fuck do you want from me? I only have so much posting energy.
Don't fail me now! Not after all these years! :P
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I'm waiting for...things. Namely for this place to pick up the pace a little.
In what way?
Needs more dirty talk.
Yeah, yeah, you fuckin' dirty whore. You fuckin' like that nigger cock scraping your womb, dontcha bitch? Yeah, yeah, I got a fuckin' womb-scraper here you dirty little slutbag piece of fucking shit whore niggerlipper.
:cry:
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I'm waiting for...things. Namely for this place to pick up the pace a little.
What the fuck do you want from me? I only have so much posting energy.
Don't fail me now! Not after all these years! :P
What is he, your fucking mule? Is he here to take your fucking orders you Ice Queen Bitch of Icetaria?!
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I'm waiting for...things. Namely for this place to pick up the pace a little.
In what way?
Needs more dirty talk.
Yeah, yeah, you fuckin' dirty whore. You fuckin' like that nigger cock scraping your womb, dontcha bitch? Yeah, yeah, I got a fuckin' womb-scraper here you dirty little slutbag piece of fucking shit whore niggerlipper.
:cry:
Yeah, not so much. That's just awful.
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I'm waiting for...things. Namely for this place to pick up the pace a little.
What the fuck do you want from me? I only have so much posting energy.
Don't fail me now! Not after all these years! :P
What is he, your fucking mule? Is he here to take your fucking orders you Ice Queen Bitch of Icetaria?!
What? Maybe I like it.
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I'm waiting for...things. Namely for this place to pick up the pace a little.
What the fuck do you want from me? I only have so much posting energy.
Don't fail me now! Not after all these years! :P
What is he, your fucking mule? Is he here to take your fucking orders you Ice Queen Bitch of Icetaria?!
What? Maybe I like it.
Dropkick her in the mouth and then let her give you a blowjob while the blood's flowing down her chin.
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I'm waiting for...things. Namely for this place to pick up the pace a little.
What the fuck do you want from me? I only have so much posting energy.
Don't fail me now! Not after all these years! :P
What is he, your fucking mule? Is he here to take your fucking orders you Ice Queen Bitch of Icetaria?!
What? Maybe I like it.
Dropkick her in the mouth and then let her give you a blowjob while the blood's flowing down her chin.
Not my thing.
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Richard will probably cum in his pants when he reads that.
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The sad part is that you're most likely correct.
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You always SAY more dirty talk is needed, then...
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You always SAY more dirty talk is needed, then...
Then...what? Come on, you have to finish.
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You always SAY more dirty talk is needed, then...
Then...what? Come on, you have to finish.
Just sayin' you're a big talker is all.
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You always SAY more dirty talk is needed, then...
Then...what? Come on, you have to finish.
Just sayin' you're a big talker is all.
As opposed to?
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Hehe.
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You always SAY more dirty talk is needed, then...
Then...what? Come on, you have to finish.
Just sayin' you're a big talker is all.
As opposed to?
A big DO-er.
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Pfft. Who does things?
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Pfft. Who does things?
Not you.
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Pfft. Who does things?
Not you.
We've covered that. It's on a billboard along I-75 for Christ sake.
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Pfft. Who does things?
Not you.
We've covered that. It's on a billboard along I-75 for Christ sake.
So it is all lies?
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Pfft. Who does things?
Not you.
We've covered that. It's on a billboard along I-75 for Christ sake.
So it is all lies?
What's lies?
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Pfft. Who does things?
Not you.
We've covered that. It's on a billboard along I-75 for Christ sake.
So it is all lies?
What's lies?
Do I have to copy/paste to refresh your memory?
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Pfft. Who does things?
Not you.
We've covered that. It's on a billboard along I-75 for Christ sake.
So it is all lies?
What's lies?
Do I have to copy/paste to refresh your memory?
I'm not really sure what the fuck you're talking about.
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Pfft. Who does things?
Not you.
We've covered that. It's on a billboard along I-75 for Christ sake.
So it is all lies?
What's lies?
Do I have to copy/paste to refresh your memory?
Do it man, all of it.
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Righto.
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Righto.
Pwnt.
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Uhm, no...seriously. I have no idea what you're blathering about.
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Uhm, no...seriously. I have no idea what you're blathering about.
Lies.
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Uhm, no...seriously. I have no idea what you're blathering about.
Lies.
No, I'm dead serious. I have absolutely no idea what you're referring to. I think we're all aware that I'm not doing...things. I haven't been for a very long time. I came very very close recently, but I told you...nobody stuck tab a in slot b.
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Uhm, no...seriously. I have no idea what you're blathering about.
Lies.
No, I'm dead serious. I have absolutely no idea what you're referring to. I think we're all aware that I'm not doing...things. I haven't been for a very long time. I came very very close recently, but I told you...nobody stuck tab a in slot b.
Le sigh.
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Uhm, no...seriously. I have no idea what you're blathering about.
Lies.
No, I'm dead serious. I have absolutely no idea what you're referring to. I think we're all aware that I'm not doing...things. I haven't been for a very long time. I came very very close recently, but I told you...nobody stuck tab a in slot b.
Le sigh.
Dude, remember that night on Skype? :lol:
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Okay, back to the alcohol.
I went to a different bar last night. I've been to this establishment before, it's quite nice. They have a bowl of peppermint candies and comfy chairs. Big screen TV's. The place is loaded with women. Hot ones, amazingly hot. Wait, it gets better. Then, get this, you go sit down and these chicks walk right up to you and show you their privates. Hah! Can you believe it?
So, I sat there about an hour, having a few beers and trying to mind my own business. But with all the stuff going on, it was very difficult. I was growing weary of all this attention and the music was not always to my liking so I had decided to leave... when suddenly the clouds opened up and an angel descended from heaven. I was dumbstruck. I think I went deaf because I couldn't hear a fucking thing except for the sound of myself swallowing once, and it sounded in my head like a shotgun blast.
She was a short dirty blonde with high cheekbones and a profile that made you want to see the other side. She stood there and said nothing, then spun my chair in a quarter circle and sat on my lap. It felt like having warm mud poured on you, and I dont know what the fuck she smelled like but it was almost enough to make me commit a felony.
After a minute of that, which was way too short, she turned sideways and said "Hi, I'm Desiree." I made some inarticulate noises with what was most likely my mouth and she said "You live around here?" Nod. Me too, she says. Right down the road. As she's sitting there I notice she's fully seated on my lap and leaning back as if supported, almost hovering in mid-air, it seems. She literally feels as if she weighs nothing. I don't know how graceful you must be to defy the laws of physics, but she had accomplished it, and then some.
She evaporated into a standing position and said "I'll see ya in a little bit." And floated away.
I sat there for a minute with my brain thudding in my head. It does that, from time to time. When I had regained my composure, I gathered up my shit and left. There was no purpose to sitting there any longer.
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How anti-climactic.
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Yea.
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I went to a different bar last night. I've been to this establishment before, it's quite nice. They have a bowl of peppermint candies and comfy chairs. Big screen TV's. The place is loaded with women. Hot ones, amazingly hot. Wait, it gets better. Then, get this, you go sit down and these chicks walk right up to you and show you their privates. Hah! Can you believe it?
I've been to a place like that, except the chicks werent hot.
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Uhm, no...seriously. I have no idea what you're blathering about.
Lies.
No, I'm dead serious. I have absolutely no idea what you're referring to. I think we're all aware that I'm not doing...things. I haven't been for a very long time. I came very very close recently, but I told you...nobody stuck tab a in slot b.
Le sigh.
Dude, remember that night on Skype? :lol:
Nothing happened.
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Uhm, no...seriously. I have no idea what you're blathering about.
Lies.
No, I'm dead serious. I have absolutely no idea what you're referring to. I think we're all aware that I'm not doing...things. I haven't been for a very long time. I came very very close recently, but I told you...nobody stuck tab a in slot b.
Le sigh.
Dude, remember that night on Skype? :lol:
Nothing happened.
You sure have a propensity for nothing.
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I don't usually share the good stuff.
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I don't usually share the good stuff.
Much to my dismay.
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I went to a different bar last night. I've been to this establishment before, it's quite nice. They have a bowl of peppermint candies and comfy chairs. Big screen TV's. The place is loaded with women. Hot ones, amazingly hot. Wait, it gets better. Then, get this, you go sit down and these chicks walk right up to you and show you their privates. Hah! Can you believe it?
I've been to a place like that, except the chicks werent hot.
How dreadful.
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I went to a different bar last night. I've been to this establishment before, it's quite nice. They have a bowl of peppermint candies and comfy chairs. Big screen TV's. The place is loaded with women. Hot ones, amazingly hot. Wait, it gets better. Then, get this, you go sit down and these chicks walk right up to you and show you their privates. Hah! Can you believe it?
I've been to a place like that, except the chicks werent hot.
How dreadful.
I'd leave if the chicks weren't hot. Don't you really just go to a place like that to look at beautiful women?
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I don't usually share the good stuff.
Much to my dismay.
Ping...pong...
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I went to a different bar last night. I've been to this establishment before, it's quite nice. They have a bowl of peppermint candies and comfy chairs. Big screen TV's. The place is loaded with women. Hot ones, amazingly hot. Wait, it gets better. Then, get this, you go sit down and these chicks walk right up to you and show you their privates. Hah! Can you believe it?
I've been to a place like that, except the chicks werent hot.
How dreadful.
I'd leave if the chicks weren't hot. Don't you really just go to a place like that to look at beautiful women?
Sure.
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I went to a different bar last night. I've been to this establishment before, it's quite nice. They have a bowl of peppermint candies and comfy chairs. Big screen TV's. The place is loaded with women. Hot ones, amazingly hot. Wait, it gets better. Then, get this, you go sit down and these chicks walk right up to you and show you their privates. Hah! Can you believe it?
I've been to a place like that, except the chicks werent hot.
How dreadful.
I'd leave if the chicks weren't hot. Don't you really just go to a place like that to look at beautiful women?
we left after like 10 mins, luckily there wasnt a cover... there is a good place in Hartford though.
seeing male strippers though... thats a whole 'nother experience
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Male strippers kind of weird me out.
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Male strippers kind of weird me out.
me too. Also - there is nothing, and i mean nothing attractive about a penis in a sock with tassels being thrust up and down
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Male strippers kind of weird me out.
me too. Also - there is nothing, and i mean nothing attractive about a penis in a sock with tassels being thrust up and down
You speak for yourself, young lady.
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Male strippers kind of weird me out.
me too. Also - there is nothing, and i mean nothing attractive about a penis in a sock with tassels being thrust up and down
You speak for yourself, young lady.
true - the two times i went (for bachelor parties and such) I saw many obese women with stacks of $50 bills that they were stuffing in the strippers thongs.
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Male strippers kind of weird me out.
me too. Also - there is nothing, and i mean nothing attractive about a penis in a sock with tassels being thrust up and down
You speak for yourself, young lady.
true - the two times i went (for bachelor parties and such) I saw many obese women with stacks of $50 bills that they were stuffing in the strippers thongs.
Are you trying to tell me something?
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Male strippers kind of weird me out.
me too. Also - there is nothing, and i mean nothing attractive about a penis in a sock with tassels being thrust up and down
You speak for yourself, young lady.
I absolutely agree with her.
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Male strippers kind of weird me out.
me too. Also - there is nothing, and i mean nothing attractive about a penis in a sock with tassels being thrust up and down
You speak for yourself, young lady.
I absolutely agree with her.
That's because you're one of those weird chicks that won't even try buttseks. You not liking bouncing packages in see through cloth doesn't surprise me.
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Male strippers kind of weird me out.
me too. Also - there is nothing, and i mean nothing attractive about a penis in a sock with tassels being thrust up and down
You speak for yourself, young lady.
true - the two times i went (for bachelor parties and such) I saw many obese women with stacks of $50 bills that they were stuffing in the strippers thongs.
Are you trying to tell me something?
possibly.....
FUCKING DALLAS COWBOYS god dammit, fucking a
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Male strippers kind of weird me out.
me too. Also - there is nothing, and i mean nothing attractive about a penis in a sock with tassels being thrust up and down
You speak for yourself, young lady.
I absolutely agree with her.
That's because you're one of those weird chicks that won't even try buttseks. You not liking bouncing packages in see through cloth doesn't surprise me.
i wish they were see-through, then i wouldnt suspect that these sock things are stuffed... seriously, how does a dude keep it erect for that long and to some of those chicks?
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Male strippers kind of weird me out.
me too. Also - there is nothing, and i mean nothing attractive about a penis in a sock with tassels being thrust up and down
You speak for yourself, young lady.
I absolutely agree with her.
That's because you're one of those weird chicks that won't even try buttseks. You not liking bouncing packages in see through cloth doesn't surprise me.
These feelings are not uncommon.
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Male strippers kind of weird me out.
me too. Also - there is nothing, and i mean nothing attractive about a penis in a sock with tassels being thrust up and down
You speak for yourself, young lady.
I absolutely agree with her.
That's because you're one of those weird chicks that won't even try buttseks. You not liking bouncing packages in see through cloth doesn't surprise me.
These feelings are not uncommon.
i second that
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Thirded.
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Ha!
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You all need psychological help. I'm sorry, but it's true.
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i dont know.... i'm pretty sure my ass wasn't made to have things shoved up it.
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i dont know.... i'm pretty sure my ass wasn't made to have things shoved up it.
ROFL. Damn right.
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i dont know.... i'm pretty sure my ass wasn't made to have things shoved up it.
ROFL. Damn right.
See, its finally getting dirtier in here for ya.
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You all need psychological help. I'm sorry, but it's true.
there is no compromise, I don't want to try anal, at all... ever
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You all need psychological help. I'm sorry, but it's true.
i offer you a compromise. I'll try buttsex if I can strap on a dildo and do you in the ass....
Take that back right now. Jay is bi.
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i dont know.... i'm pretty sure my ass wasn't made to have things shoved up it.
ROFL. Damn right.
See, its finally getting dirtier in here for ya.
Anal talk makes me squirm. In the bad way.
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You all need psychological help. I'm sorry, but it's true.
i offer you a compromise. I'll try buttsex if I can strap on a dildo and do you in the ass....
/me dies due to sudden shock of happyness
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Ask me in about two weeks, Richard. I won't be able to stop, then. :lol:
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You all need psychological help. I'm sorry, but it's true.
i offer you a compromise. I'll try buttsex if I can strap on a dildo and do you in the ass....
/me dies due to sudden shock of happyness
it's been altered....... lol
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You all need psychological help. I'm sorry, but it's true.
i offer you a compromise. I'll try buttsex if I can strap on a dildo and do you in the ass....
/me dies due to sudden shock of happyness
it's been altered....... lol
Quotes don't lie.
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You all need psychological help. I'm sorry, but it's true.
i offer you a compromise. I'll try buttsex if I can strap on a dildo and do you in the ass....
/me dies due to sudden shock of happyness
it's been altered....... lol
ROFL. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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You all need psychological help. I'm sorry, but it's true.
i offer you a compromise. I'll try buttsex if I can strap on a dildo and do you in the ass....
/me dies due to sudden shock of happyness
it's been altered....... lol
Quotes don't lie.
i never denied saying it... it just take it back... all of it!
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You all need psychological help. I'm sorry, but it's true.
i offer you a compromise. I'll try buttsex if I can strap on a dildo and do you in the ass....
/me dies due to sudden shock of happyness
it's been altered....... lol
Quotes don't lie.
i never denied saying it... it just take it back... all of it!
Annya, I think you and I would get along very well. :lol:
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You all need psychological help. I'm sorry, but it's true.
i offer you a compromise. I'll try buttsex if I can strap on a dildo and do you in the ass....
/me dies due to sudden shock of happyness
it's been altered....... lol
Quotes don't lie.
i never denied saying it... it just take it back... all of it!
Breaking contract's isn't libertarian.
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You all need psychological help. I'm sorry, but it's true.
i offer you a compromise. I'll try buttsex if I can strap on a dildo and do you in the ass....
/me dies due to sudden shock of happyness
it's been altered....... lol
Quotes don't lie.
i never denied saying it... it just take it back... all of it!
Annya, I think you and I would get along very well. :lol:
i agree lol
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You all need psychological help. I'm sorry, but it's true.
i offer you a compromise. I'll try buttsex if I can strap on a dildo and do you in the ass....
/me dies due to sudden shock of happyness
it's been altered....... lol
Quotes don't lie.
i never denied saying it... it just take it back... all of it!
Breaking contract's isn't libertarian.
we never entered into contract. I retracted.
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You all need psychological help. I'm sorry, but it's true.
i offer you a compromise. I'll try buttsex if I can strap on a dildo and do you in the ass....
/me dies due to sudden shock of happyness
it's been altered....... lol
Quotes don't lie.
i never denied saying it... it just take it back... all of it!
Annya, I think you and I would get along very well. :lol:
Looks like Lindsey is trying to put the moves. Methinks Annya might be into it....I don't know...just a guess.
Richard, that's not putting the moves on a woman. Putting the moves on a woman involves touching her in sensitive areas and/or kissing her. Neither of which I plan to do to Annya, because I'm pretty sure she's not into that.
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You all need psychological help. I'm sorry, but it's true.
i offer you a compromise. I'll try buttsex if I can strap on a dildo and do you in the ass....
/me dies due to sudden shock of happyness
it's been altered....... lol
Quotes don't lie.
i never denied saying it... it just take it back... all of it!
Annya, I think you and I would get along very well. :lol:
Looks like Lindsey is trying to put the moves. Methinks Annya might be into it....I don't know...just a guess.
i give up
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You all need psychological help. I'm sorry, but it's true.
i offer you a compromise. I'll try buttsex if I can strap on a dildo and do you in the ass....
/me dies due to sudden shock of happyness
it's been altered....... lol
Quotes don't lie.
i never denied saying it... it just take it back... all of it!
Annya, I think you and I would get along very well. :lol:
Looks like Lindsey is trying to put the moves. Methinks Annya might be into it....I don't know...just a guess.
I'll try anything but anal, lol
Don't say that either. They'll come up with the most random and disgusting acts that you'd not previously heard of. :lol:
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OH COME ON, what's taking so long? Annya, say something sexy to Lindsey..........pretty please?
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why should we give you the pleasure?
did one of you two punks bitchslap me?!
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Just for that, we're talking dirty in PM. :P
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Just for that, we're talking dirty in PM. :P
mmhmm, we are.
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why should we give you the pleasure?
I don't know.
did one of you two punks bitchslap me?!
I don't bitchslap.
well, i can't honestly say that i care that much lol
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Just for that, we're talking dirty in PM. :P
Then I guess it's up to Joe and I to titillate the crowd...for the MILLIONTH TIME!!! A little diversity would be nice, is alls I'm saying.
Go for it, man. :P
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Just for that, we're talking dirty in PM. :P
Then I guess it's up to Joe and I to titillate the crowd...for the MILLIONTH TIME!!! A little diversity would be nice, is alls I'm saying.
i'm waiting
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look like the Giants are gonna lose :(
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Just for that, we're talking dirty in PM. :P
Then I guess it's up to Joe and I to titillate the crowd...for the MILLIONTH TIME!!! A little diversity would be nice, is alls I'm saying.
i'm waiting
I'm not in the mood...I'm actually sober, for once.
To fix your balls, right?
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wasnt me!
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what happened to your balls?
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OMG, that sucks!!!!
you'll need a hypo-allergenic booze....
what if you can NEVER drink again!!?? eek
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what happened to your balls?
You can read all about my balls in my "Deep Hives" thread:
http://bbs.freetalklive.com/index.php?topic=15962.0
Basically, When I start going on my drinking binges, I develop a bad case of Hives, then my balls swell up about 3 time the normal size, and they start to burn and itch, real bad.
I've noticed when I stop drinking, the problem goes away.
You could probably make a lot of money off showing people. :P
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i'd pay $1 to see
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thats good
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Maybe it's a particular type of alcohol that is causing this irritation. Do you drink multiple types of liquor?
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You all need psychological help. I'm sorry, but it's true.
i offer you a compromise. I'll try buttsex if I can strap on a dildo and do you in the ass....
Take that back right now. Jay is bi.
Why do you have to be bi or gay in order to enjoy anal stimulation? That doesn't make any sense and it's a stupid statement. They're just nerve endings.
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You all need psychological help. I'm sorry, but it's true.
i offer you a compromise. I'll try buttsex if I can strap on a dildo and do you in the ass....
Take that back right now. Jay is bi.
Why do you have to be bi or gay in order to enjoy anal stimulation? That doesn't make any sense and it's a stupid statement. They're just nerve endings.
No matter what your opinion on the subject is, most heterosexual males have a phobia of this. And they each have their own reason as to why. Jesus fuck, get a grip.
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You all need psychological help. I'm sorry, but it's true.
i offer you a compromise. I'll try buttsex if I can strap on a dildo and do you in the ass....
Take that back right now. Jay is bi.
Why do you have to be bi or gay in order to enjoy anal stimulation? That doesn't make any sense and it's a stupid statement. They're just nerve endings.
No matter what your opinion on the subject is, most heterosexual males have a phobia of this. And they each have their own reason as to why. Jesus fuck, get a grip.
Doesn't make them right. Democracy much?
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You all need psychological help. I'm sorry, but it's true.
i offer you a compromise. I'll try buttsex if I can strap on a dildo and do you in the ass....
Take that back right now. Jay is bi.
Why do you have to be bi or gay in order to enjoy anal stimulation? That doesn't make any sense and it's a stupid statement. They're just nerve endings.
No matter what your opinion on the subject is, most heterosexual males have a phobia of this. And they each have their own reason as to why. Jesus fuck, get a grip.
Doesn't make them right. Democracy much?
Did I say they were right? No...wait...
DID I MOTHERFUCKING SAY THEY WERE RIGHT?
NO, I MOST ASSUREDLY DID NOT.
Everyone is entitled to their opinions, they are also entitled to do whatever the fuck they damn well please.
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Someone's on the rag.
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Someone's on the rag.
WRONG. Didn't you see where I told Richard to check back in two weeks? Possibly three. I'll get uppity with you whenever I damn well please.
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Someone's on the rag.
WRONG. Didn't you see where I told Richard to check back in two weeks? Possibly three. I'll get uppity with you whenever I damn well please.
I am woman, hear me roar?
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Someone's on the rag.
WRONG. Didn't you see where I told Richard to check back in two weeks? Possibly three. I'll get uppity with you whenever I damn well please.
I am woman, hear me roar?
Not really. You've just been a fucking bitch lately. Cut it out, kthx.
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i'd pay $1 to see
Save your money for a better pair.
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i'd pay $1 to see
Save your money for a better pair.
i'll hold you to it.
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i'd pay $1 to see
Save your money for a better pair.
i'll hold you to it.
I charge a sight more than a dollar.
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oh damn
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No charge here.
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man the competition is getting tighter!
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Of course, the only people that want to see mine are men attracted to fat asses.
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Of course, the only people that want to see mine are men attracted to fat asses.
oh, ok then.... nevermind. Do you have a fat ass?
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Of course, the only people that want to see mine are men attracted to fat asses.
oh, ok then.... nevermind. Do you have a fat ass?
Actually, no.
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ok then.
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ok then.
What?
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ok then, you dont have a fat ass.
it wasnt sarcastic, just a lack of something better to say.
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thats pretty much how i feel right now
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I got into an argument with a moron last night. And no, I wasn't arguing with myself in a mirror.
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I got into an argument with a moron last night. And no, I wasn't arguing with myself in a mirror.
haha
what was your argument about?
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Maybe it's a particular type of alcohol that is causing this irritation. Do you drink multiple types of liquor?
Nah, It really just has to do with excessive drinking over a long period of time. Alcohol poisoning.
interesting......
alcohol poisoning that only affects your testicles.
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ooooooooh my bad.... i didnt read the thread, just the recap :)
well, take it easy man
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I got into an argument with a moron last night. And no, I wasn't arguing with myself in a mirror.
haha
what was your argument about?
Against a fire-breathing statist. Apparantly, I'm an idiot because I think Michael Vick losing his job is good enough, and I also happen not to care about Paris Lohan losing their licenses or going to jail. Because we'll go to jail for such heinous crimes against humanity, they should too. You got your ass on backwards, buddy. We should not, and neither should they. A loud disagreement ensued which I could see going towards violence, he wanted very much to hit me. I'm guessing he was an off duty cop or some other flag-waving zealot. Had that look about him.
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I got into an argument with a moron last night. And no, I wasn't arguing with myself in a mirror.
haha
what was your argument about?
Against a fire-breathing statist. Apparantly, I'm an idiot because I think Michael Vick losing his job is good enough, and I also happen not to care about Paris Lohan losing their licenses or going to jail. Because we'll go to jail for such heinous crimes against humanity, they should too. You got your ass on backwards, buddy. We should not, and neither should they. A loud disagreement ensued which I could see going towards violence, he wanted very much to hit me. I'm guessing he was an off duty cop or some other flag-waving zealot. Had that look about him.
those types are the worst, they are so blind that there is no other way.
I agree with you though, so no need for me to reiterate what you just said lol
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Aha! Behold, I bring forth a reasonable person.
http://www.lsj.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070909/OPINION02/709090524/1085/opinion
Ford: Why do we suppress nude dancing?
Having laws against expressing beauty actually hurts women
When the 6th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals recently and temporarily lifted Michigan's ban of allowing fully nude bars to serve alcohol, it served as a landmark decision that should help to strengthen women's rights well into the future.
Perhaps I'm one of the last true feminists, but our traditionally male-dominated society should immediately take a good look at itself and quit trying to shame women into being second-class citizens. Instead of making women feel ashamed of themselves by creating laws that forbid the exposure and expression of their natural beauty, we should realize the female body should be celebrated - not suppressed.
Think about it for a moment. Why is it perfectly legal for a 350-pound man (with breasts far larger than most females) to walk around on a hot and humid day without a shirt on, but if a woman does the exact same thing to cool herself off (or to breast feed her baby), she will be arrested for indecent exposure? Does that seem fair to you?
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And what precisely is it that makes a woman's nude body indecent? The female body parts that must remain covered are also the exact same body parts that spring forth life, and can suckle and sustain life for a prolonged period of time. Not only is that perfectly decent- it is positively miraculous!
We should all look forward to the day when Americans can enjoy the same God-given freedom to walk around naturally just like many Africans do. But until that day arrives, we can still enjoy some of that liberty in nude and topless bars.
And let's quickly set aside some falsehoods concerning these adult entertainment establishments.
For one thing, they do not exploit women. In fact, many dancers can brag of earning more than several hundred dollars during a single hour of work. Since we live in a society where women only earn 70 percent of the wages that a male earns, I believe that is something to be proud of.
Also, these women are often intelligent and loving single mothers who are trying to provide the best life possible for their families, and quite a few are college students who are trying to improve their lives despite rising tuition costs.
Exotic dancers should never receive our scorn. They only deserve our respect and admiration. They make our world better through both their captivating performances on stage, and also by providing some innocent companionship and joy for men and women who feel like treating themselves to a special night out.
As a male who is truly a devout feminist, I fully support a woman's right to choose her own career and to earn far more money than most men will ever make.
Let's all celebrate the fact that we live in a state where we can now go out and enjoy a good drink (alcoholic or non-alcoholic) and some first-class adult entertainment!
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interesting perspective, one which i can sympatize with.
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Ugh, I'm glad I'll be getting a buzz on tomorrow night after work. I'm going to need it. It's been a crazy day, and yet another will follow tomorrow. Everybody cross your fingers that I don't kill someone tomorrow at work.
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You're an alcoholic.
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Ugh, I'm glad I'll be getting a buzz on tomorrow night after work. I'm going to need it. It's been a crazy day, and yet another will follow tomorrow. Everybody cross your fingers that I don't kill someone tomorrow at work.
fingers crossed.
tomorrow is only tuesday.... maybe i'll pick up som vodka and cranberry juice. I need something to get me through this week. Plus, canberry juice is good for your urinary tract!
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You're an alcoholic.
The first step is admitting you have a problem.
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You're an alcoholic.
The first step is admitting you have a problem.
Its a little more complicated than that.
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I'm pretty lit right now. I took a couple sips after work in the parking lot, and I'm drinking the rest from the safety of my own chair.
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I'm pretty lit right now. I took a couple sips after work in the parking lot, and I'm drinking the rest from the safety of my own chair.
Stickam plz.
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I got into an argument with a moron last night. And no, I wasn't arguing with myself in a mirror.
haha
what was your argument about?
Against a fire-breathing statist. Apparantly, I'm an idiot because I think Michael Vick losing his job is good enough, and I also happen not to care about Paris Lohan losing their licenses or going to jail. Because we'll go to jail for such heinous crimes against humanity, they should too. You got your ass on backwards, buddy. We should not, and neither should they. A loud disagreement ensued which I could see going towards violence, he wanted very much to hit me. I'm guessing he was an off duty cop or some other flag-waving zealot. Had that look about him.
Update: After the zealot left the bar, he was texting the barmaid in a fury over my comments. I guess he did want to kick my ass. They've known each other a long time.
I suppose he's gonna be pretty pissed when I fuck her.
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I got into an argument with a moron last night. And no, I wasn't arguing with myself in a mirror.
haha
what was your argument about?
Against a fire-breathing statist. Apparantly, I'm an idiot because I think Michael Vick losing his job is good enough, and I also happen not to care about Paris Lohan losing their licenses or going to jail. Because we'll go to jail for such heinous crimes against humanity, they should too. You got your ass on backwards, buddy. We should not, and neither should they. A loud disagreement ensued which I could see going towards violence, he wanted very much to hit me. I'm guessing he was an off duty cop or some other flag-waving zealot. Had that look about him.
Update: After the zealot left the bar, he was texting the barmaid in a fury over my comments. I guess he did want to kick my ass. They've known each other a long time.
I suppose he's gonna be pretty pissed when I fuck her.
LOL
what a loser....
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Yeah, well we both are for arguing over such foolishness.
But thats where the similarities end. Because I'm fully aware of my assholishness and he is oblivious of his own. I think my idiotic antics amused her, and my fearlessness in the face of peril. I'll not be daunted. I was told they thought I was gonna deck him when I walked over later and shook his hand, I guess the whole place held its breath for a moment. Never even noticed.
However, it serves as a reminder I should not attempt to drink tequila and Scotch in vast quantities. Thats my achillies heel: Tequila. Bad mojo. The wheels were already in motion before I stepped foot into that drinkery. I mentioned tequila to Timmyoboy and smacked right into it a few hours later.
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Yeah, well we both are for arguing over such foolishness.
But thats where the similarities end. Because I'm fully aware of my assholishness and he is oblivious of his own. I think my idiotic antics amused her, and my fearlessness in the face of peril. I'll not be daunted. I was told they thought I was gonna deck him when I walked over later and shook his hand, I guess the whole place held its breath for a moment. Never even noticed.
However, it serves as a reminder I should not attempt to drink tequila and Scotch in vast quantities. Thats my achillies heel: Tequila. Bad mojo. The wheels were already in motion before I stepped foot into that drinkery. I mentioned tequila to Timmyoboy and smacked right into it a few hours later.
i guess arguing over politics and ideology can be assholish... but it's typically something i relish in lol. It mustve been tense if people thought you were gonna KO the guy lol.
If i mix liquors i get sooo sick, and when i drink lots of vodka...
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No religion or politics, standard rules.
I squashed both in mere seconds. He started to twitch when I told him he was brainwashed by his parents because they introduced him to Catholicism and he could be trained to think in any manner introduced to him with enough time, so just because he thought it was the way things should be, he was wrong and might think differently if raised by people who didn't hold the same beliefs as he does. He insisted his upbringing had nothing to do with his beliefs - which also happen to be shared by his parents but he doesn't follow them blindly, which is probably partly true.
He called me a drunk. No shit, I told him, I'd been there for hours. Whats your excuse - You've been on the planet for 25 years and still think it's okay to jail people for things that could be punished monetarily. This is how we got onto Mike Vick, or the other way around, I forget. He stated seven years should be served in prison by Vick for the dog fighting. Seven years! This is where I started to spaz. I asked who's ass he pulled that number out of, it went downhill from there.
Coincidentally, he was sitting in the same exact seat as the Marine I clashed with a few months ago, and also the ambulance dick who I told was too stupid to live without the government holding his hand. I've got to learn to ignore people seated in that chair. Its like the bermuda triangle.
Normally I don't mix liquors. They had no Stoli-O. I was forced to submit to the tequila. And the Scotch.
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No religion or politics, standard rules.
I squashed both in mere seconds. He started to twitch when I told him he was brainwashed by his parents because they introduced him to Catholicism and he could be trained to think in any manner introduced to him with enough time, so just because he thought it was the way things should be, he was wrong and might think differently if raised by people who didn't hold the same beliefs as he does. He insisted his upbringing had nothing to do with his beliefs - which also happen to be shared by his parents but he doesn't follow them blindly, which is probably partly true.
He called me a drunk. No shit, I told him, I'd been there for hours. Whats your excuse - You've been on the planet for 25 years and still think it's okay to jail people for things that could be punished monetarily. This is how we got onto Mike Vick, or the other way around, I forget. He stated seven years should be served in prison by Vick for the dog fighting. Seven years! This is where I started to spaz. I asked who's ass he pulled that number out of, it went downhill from there.
Coincidentally, he was sitting in the same exact seat as the Marine I clashed with a few months ago, and also the ambulance dick who I told was too stupid to live without the government holding his hand. I've got to learn to ignore people seated in that chair. Its like the bermuda triangle.
Normally I don't mix liquors. They had no Stoli-O. I was forced to submit to the tequila. And the Scotch.
my mom always gets mad when i break those rules... i always do though.
and SEVEN YEARS for Michael Vick?! Rapists and Manslaughterers will get that sometimes!
I like talking shit with drunk people though, even when I'm wasted I somehow maintain cognizence. My dad and I went to the bar and i was fucked up, but I was talking about nipple piercings and got this old dude who was so drunk to show me his nipples, he claimed they were larger than normal, which they were... it was wierd... but then he trapped me and made me listen to this long drawn out soliloquy about how computers are taking over the fucking world!
I was raised catholic... that shits scary... but my parents are divorced which voids them from the catholic church. But talk about brainwashing.
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He started to twitch when I told him he was brainwashed by his parents because they introduced him to Catholicism and he could be trained to think in any manner introduced to him with enough time, so just because he thought it was the way things should be, he was wrong and might think differently if raised by people who didn't hold the same beliefs as he does. He insisted his upbringing had nothing to do with his beliefs - which also happen to be shared by his parents but he doesn't follow them blindly, which is probably partly true.
Sister Jane, the nun in charge of my catechism school when I was growing up, once said this to my mother: "Give me your child for 10 years; and, I'll give you a Catholic for life."
God, that's hot. Tell me more.
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Sister Jane and the old man with the large nipples should ride away on a sailboat.
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Ugh, I almost got in a discussion about politics at work tonight. I told my buddy Mario in loss prevention that I didn't want to talk about it. This was as we were walking toward the escalator to go back downstairs. And he started saying how it's people like me, who have never been overseas and blah blah blah that are ruining the country, not George Bush, and I'm like "You don't know what I'm thinking. I never told you what I thought about it. You have no idea what I'm thinking right now". He looks over point-blank and says "I think you're thinking that you want to have sex on this escalator". And I had to stop for a second and think about it, and then say "No, I think YOU'RE thinking about having sex on this escalator."
He later found out I'd never done shots of Patron and played naked Marco Polo, and tried to get me to do that.
It must be a full moon or something.
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Ugh, I almost got in a discussion about politics at work tonight. I told my buddy Mario in loss prevention that I didn't want to talk about it. This was as we were walking toward the escalator to go back downstairs. And he started saying how it's people like me, who have never been overseas and blah blah blah that are ruining the country, not George Bush, and I'm like "You don't know what I'm thinking. I never told you what I thought about it.
people like that are just so far gone that I'm not sure if it's worth bothering with differing political views lol
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hmmmm, it's thursday - payday... thats a good thing
i wonder what i should do tonight
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Well, I'm having a Yuengling.
Actually, try past tense.
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i just had some sushi for dinner
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Well, I'm having a Yuengling.
Ha, just bought a 12 pack.
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Well, I'm having a Yuengling.
Ha, just bought a 12 pack.
CHUG!
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Well, I'm having a Yuengling.
Ha, just bought a 12 pack.
CHUG!
Is my name ?
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Well, I'm having a Yuengling.
Ha, just bought a 12 pack.
CHUG!
Is my name ?
It is now. Now start drinking you sober fuck.
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:lol: Yessssss listen to the advice of the Josh... do its!
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I got nothin' tonight.
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i downed the last of the schminoffs, i wanna puke now... but i'm pretty buzzed
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i downed the last of the schminoffs, i wanna puke now... but i'm pretty buzzed
Eek. I don't really get sick or get hangovers. I guess maybe that means I don't drink enough to get them, or something.
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i downed the last of the schminoffs, i wanna puke now... but i'm pretty buzzed
Eek. I don't really get sick or get hangovers. I guess maybe that means I don't drink enough to get them, or something.
i dont usually, unless i am obliterated by vodka or mix liquors, but I had to drink 900 mL of Barium Sulfate and it's made me nauseous for 2 days now lol
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i downed the last of the schminoffs, i wanna puke now... but i'm pretty buzzed
Eek. I don't really get sick or get hangovers. I guess maybe that means I don't drink enough to get them, or something.
i dont usually, unless i am obliterated by vodka or mix liquors, but I had to drink 900 mL of Barium Sulfate and it's made me nauseous for 2 days now lol
Yuck.
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the worst experience in recent memory, thats for sure
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Well, there was no more boozing tonight, but tomorrow is Friday.
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I'm leaving work early, dropping off some shit (heavy boxes :x) to another store, and coming home to crash. Every muscle in my body has been hurting since Monday, and I want to sleep.
I took Saturday-Tuesday off work. I'm glad the remodel got pushed back to this week, and I decided to take those days off. I need them. I wanted to go to Busch Gardens, but the only person willing to go with me is short on money. I should've planned better and taken a trip somewhere or something.
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for the first time in my life, i have a real hangover....
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for the first time in my life, i have a real hangover....
Wow, I can't count the ones I've had. I live in one big hangover.
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for the first time in my life, i have a real hangover....
Wow, I can't count the ones I've had. I live in one big hangover.
haha, i come from stong lines of alcoholics, hangovers are rare in this genepool
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for the first time in my life, i have a real hangover....
Wow, I can't count the ones I've had. I live in one big hangover.
haha, i come from stong lines of alcoholics, hangovers are rare in this genepool
It is a myth that alcoholics dont get hangovers.
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for the first time in my life, i have a real hangover....
Wow, I can't count the ones I've had. I live in one big hangover.
haha, i come from stong lines of alcoholics, hangovers are rare in this genepool
It is a myth that alcoholics dont get hangovers.
i was joking. But typically my brothers and dad don't get hungover, and neither do i :)
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for the first time in my life, i have a real hangover....
Wow, I can't count the ones I've had. I live in one big hangover.
haha, i come from stong lines of alcoholics, hangovers are rare in this genepool
It is a myth that alcoholics dont get hangovers.
i was joking. But typically my brothers and dad don't get hungover, and neither do i :)
Well, youre fucked today!
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for the first time in my life, i have a real hangover....
Wow, I can't count the ones I've had. I live in one big hangover.
haha, i come from stong lines of alcoholics, hangovers are rare in this genepool
It is a myth that alcoholics dont get hangovers.
i was joking. But typically my brothers and dad don't get hungover, and neither do i :)
Well, youre fucked today!
ya, thats true... now i have to try to function at work with abdoman pain and a hangover... fuckin a
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Tonights good points: Hottie that reeked of horny, I'm in a bad way. She's nice. anyway, she says "James has my car" and I'm thinking boyfriend. It's a long story. So I'm kinda bummed and this fuckin black dude walks in.
Stop right here. I'm not saying nothin, it was funny. Weird, but funny.
She had been bitching about James, he's an asshole, a freak. Sounds like a dick. Definately sounds like a boyfriend, since hes a dick and a freak and he's driving her car. Right?
This black dude has this huge fro, bib denim overalls, and looks like LaMonte from Sanford And Son, but younger. He looked like he should be carrying a watermellon and a catfish. This is a basically redneck bar, but it's pretty cool. Its just no black dudes generally go there, just the way it is. Different part of town. I dont give a fuck. But this dude was just doin this whole Hee Haw show thing and I didn't get it, but fine whatever.
She goes Oh, theres James. I'm like where?
Oh.
I almost... almost... turned to her and said "You're fuckin THAT?"
So, I got these two characters right next to me, one I never met is about 55, give or take, I know the other. He's my rival for drunken hero of the year. Giving me a hard battle for the crown, too, might I add.
This is the guy who occasionally will piss on the floor. I have to smash up the place pretty good to beat that shit, because i'm civilized and will not piss on the floor without the approval of the owner of the establishment.
They got it too, and the place got weird. The old dude started gettin snarly. turns out, he's got some stories. Him and some guys were in Nam and came back hardcore, busted up a few heads and whatnot. The hottie goes out after James decides its probably not a cool place to be while the old dude is explaining how best to fire a pump shotgun while riding a motorcycle.
So, she comes back in right at the end and explains to the bar in general that she is not fucking this dude, just for the record. I thought that was pretty funny. Kinda cool, took some balls. No, I'm NOT bangin him, ugh, she goes. And keeps right on walking into the kitchen, comes back out, lights a smoke like nothing ever happened.
So I guess we'll have to see about that.
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not a cool place to be while the old dude is explaining how best to fire a pump shotgun while riding a motorcycle.
what did he tell you? Do you think he's seen terminator 2 too many times? I have a hard time taking the kick of the 12 gauge while standing, but riding a bike would be difficult...
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for the first time in my life, i have a real hangover....
Wow, I can't count the ones I've had. I live in one big hangover.
haha, i come from stong lines of alcoholics, hangovers are rare in this genepool
It is a myth that alcoholics dont get hangovers.
i was joking. But typically my brothers and dad don't get hungover, and neither do i :)
Well, youre fucked today!
AND on top of that, i woke up this morning to dog shit on the floor.... ugh
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He was just spewing a huge blargh of kick ass stories, that motorcycle thing was for theatrical purposes. He had miles on him, he was a tough old bastard. His stories were most likely embillished, but rooted in fact. He did what he said he did, more or less. You can tell when you listen to bullshitters long enough when someones not a bullshitter.
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He was just spewing a huge blargh of kick ass stories, that motorcycle thing was for theatrical purposes. He had miles on him, he was a tough old bastard. His stories were most likely embillished, but rooted in fact. He did what he said he did, more or less. You can tell when you listen to bullshitters long enough when someones not a bullshitter.
i know how it goes. I go to the bar with my dad in NJ and its full of people that are Vietnam vets or just old people that have lots of stories that are typically embellished quite a bit...
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I used to go see an old man who fought in the South Pacific in WW2 on a destroyer, firing one of those revolving machineguns that fired at the Japanese Zero planes. Said they'd swoop in so close it almost looked like you could reach out and touch 'em as they hurtled by and got blown to shreds. That shit don't just go out and forever when you're firing them guns, it droops like watering your garden with a hose, just farther. And the water looked like it was simmering, from all the lead and brass. You could hear this plonk plonk plonk noise which was bullets coming at you hitting the ship and you kinda wondered if they'd find you but had better things to think about, like killing the fucker who was shooting at you. (I was sorta channeling his ramblings)
He'd give me cigarettes and I'd listen to him talk. Which is pretty much what we're doing right here.
Anyway, he wasn't full of shit. Thats one of the many reasons I dont ignore people, but I dont want to get into that here, it was just sorta in my head.
I tried vanilla vodka today. Sex in a glass. I'm diggin it.
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I used to go see an old man who fought in the South Pacific in WW2 on a destroyer, firing one of those revolving machineguns that fired at the Japanese Zero planes. Said they'd swoop in so close it almost looked like you could reach out and touch 'em as they hurtled by and got blown to shreds. That shit don't just go out and forever when you're firing them guns, it droops like watering your garden with a hose, just farther. And the water looked like it was simmering, from all the lead and brass. You could hear this plonk plonk plonk noise which was bullets coming at you hitting the ship and you kinda wondered if they'd find you but had better things to think about, like killing the fucker who was shooting at you. (I was sorta channeling his ramblings)
He'd give me cigarettes and I'd listen to him talk. Which is pretty much what we're doing right here.
Anyway, he wasn't full of shit. Thats one of the many reasons I dont ignore people, but I dont want to get into that here, it was just sorta in my head.
I tried vanilla vodka today. Sex in a glass. I'm diggin it.
for sure, i love to hear what anyone will want to tell me.
vanilla vodka, i'll have to try that.
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Chicks mix it with something, I forget. Coke, I think. Vanilla coke, I guess that'd be. Probly tasty.
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Chicks mix it with something, I forget. Coke, I think. Vanilla coke, I guess that'd be. Probly tasty.
probably, i'd have to experiment
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I had my first hangover when I was like 8. Damn champagne.
The first multi-day hangover when I was 16. But that was after puking up a whole bottle of Jim Beam Rye (yellow bottle). Yeeeehaw.
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I've been having a music re-discovery, taking out all these old cd's and giving them a listen:
hope this isnt anyone here!!!
Pussywhipped
Walk the dog, do the dishes
Your lips are brown from kissing ass
Sorry guys I can't make it
Maybe next time, think I'll pass
Don't make her mad, don't make her sad
A fate for you that's worse than death
you're a slave and you don't know it
It always happens to the best
[CHORUS]
Pussywhipped, Pussywhipped
Don't you know you're pussywhipped
Pussywhipped, Pussywhipped
Don't you know you're pussywhipped
She wants to be involved with you
In every little thing you do
Always has to add her two cents
It's obvious who wears the pants
Your friends all hate you, you don't care
Cause you've been trapped in her lair
And hopefully on day you'll see
That pussy can be caught for free
--and---
hope this isnt anyone here:
Pre-Menstrual Princess Blues
IRVING!!, WHERE ARE MY MAXI PADS??
HELP ME FIND THEM BEFORE I PAINT THE WHOLE HOUSE RED!!
You men have it so easy...
I wish that you could feel this just once...
I'M PASSING CLOTS THE SIZE OF BASKETBALLS!!!
[CHORUS]
PRE-MENSTRUAL PRINCESS BLUES
PRE-MENSTRUAL PRINCESS BLUES
PRE-MENSTRUAL PRINCESS BLUES
PRE-MENSTRUAL PRINCESS BLUES
OH GOD, IT'S STAINED THROUGH ONTO MY NEW DRESS!!
GOD DAMN IT, WHY'D THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN NOW??
I CAN'T GO OUT LIKE THIS, I LOOK LIKE I'VE BEEN SHOT!!
OHHH...You're hungry are you?
Well COME HERE IRVING DARLING...
HOW ABOUT A BLOODY MARY!!!
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Frank Zappa?
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Frank Zappa?
S.O.D.
(stormtroopers of death)
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Vanilla Coke is yucky. :( I wonder if they make diet.
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try Malibu Rum and Vanilla Coke.
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try Malibu Rum and Vanilla Coke.
That would be wayyyyyyyy too sweet. Regular Coke without the vanilla is disgustingly sweet. Rum is sweet too, so that would just make it that much more disgusting.
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Just do the vanilla vodka on ice. Its not harsh if you let the ice melt a little.
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will you get sick if you mix different brands of vodka?
great- as if shit couldnt get worse there's a fucking cricket in the house... motherfucker
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will you get sick if you mix different brands of vodka?
The effects of mixing moderate amounts of different alcohols is a myth.
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will you get sick if you mix different brands of vodka?
The effects of mixing moderate amounts of different alcohols is a myth.
ok, because everytime i do it i get sick
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will you get sick if you mix different brands of vodka?
The effects of mixing moderate amounts of different alcohols is a myth.
ok, because everytime i do it i get sick
Eat while you're drinking?
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I mix wine, beer, and hard liquor together in my stomach often. A nice domestic lager, followed by some sloe gin, and top it off with some dessert wine.
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its probably just coincidence
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I've found that by mixing tyes of alcohol, I have a harder time regulating the amount I drink...resulting in more alcohol consumed and a higher probability of getting sick.
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It depends how you do it. Scotch burns me up if I haven't eaten properly. Vodkas, I've been enjoying several reciently, nice smooth cold on ice, it's really very pleasant if you try it a few times and get the hang of it.
Mostly, I keep a beer on deck, and I'll have maybe two or three doubles on ice. Unless I've got some bats in my attic that are scratching to come out, then god knows what's gonna happen.
Tequila makes me kinda nutty. I don't even really do shots any more, just on ice. My suggestion is you stick with one liquor and some beer to wash it down, if you're into beer. Its easier to keep track, you won't get bum rushed by a big zonky drunk if you pay attention to your intake.
Normally, it's the sugary stuff that gives you a bad headache. Girly drinks, you know, all fruity shit with a couple different brands in it. Between the sweet liquors and the sweet mixer stuff, thats tons of sugar, and sugar is half your hangover. The other half is the wires in your head are slightly damaged from drinking poison, and as they recover, you're gonna feel shitty. Thats why old men go after the hair of the dog when they got bent the night before. It kills the hangover because you're technically detoxing, so pour some beer on it, your body no longer craves what it's detoxing from.
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It depends how you do it. Scotch burns me up if I haven't eaten properly. Vodkas, I've been enjoying several reciently, nice smooth cold on ice, it's really very pleasant if you try it a few times and get the hang of it.
Mostly, I keep a beer on deck, and I'll have maybe two or three doubles on ice. Unless I've got some bats in my attic that are scratching to come out, then god knows what's gonna happen.
Tequila makes me kinda nutty. I don't even really do shots any more, just on ice. My suggestion is you stick with one liquor and some beer to wash it down, if you're into beer. Its easier to keep track, you won't get bum rushed by a big zonky drunk if you pay attention to your intake.
Normally, it's the sugary stuff that gives you a bad headache. Girly drinks, you know, all fruity shit with a couple different brands in it. Between the sweet liquors and the sweet mixer stuff, thats tons of sugar, and sugar is half your hangover. The other half is the wires in your head are slightly damaged from drinking poison, and as they recover, you're gonna feel shitty. Thats why old men go after the hair of the dog when they got bent the night before. It kills the hangover because you're technically detoxing, so pour some beer on it, your body no longer craves what it's detoxing from.
this makes sense to me. Beer is fine, easier than hard liquor. I prefer shots to sipping.
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Alcohol makes funny shit happen.
EDIT: [period plus not a smilie
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Alcohol makes funny shit happen.
EDIT: [period plus not a smilie
Yup.
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It depends how you do it. Scotch burns me up if I haven't eaten properly. Vodkas, I've been enjoying several reciently, nice smooth cold on ice, it's really very pleasant if you try it a few times and get the hang of it.
Mostly, I keep a beer on deck, and I'll have maybe two or three doubles on ice. Unless I've got some bats in my attic that are scratching to come out, then god knows what's gonna happen.
Tequila makes me kinda nutty. I don't even really do shots any more, just on ice. My suggestion is you stick with one liquor and some beer to wash it down, if you're into beer. Its easier to keep track, you won't get bum rushed by a big zonky drunk if you pay attention to your intake.
Normally, it's the sugary stuff that gives you a bad headache. Girly drinks, you know, all fruity shit with a couple different brands in it. Between the sweet liquors and the sweet mixer stuff, thats tons of sugar, and sugar is half your hangover. The other half is the wires in your head are slightly damaged from drinking poison, and as they recover, you're gonna feel shitty. Thats why old men go after the hair of the dog when they got bent the night before. It kills the hangover because you're technically detoxing, so pour some beer on it, your body no longer craves what it's detoxing from.
I'll have to try plain stuff on ice. The fruity drinks and mixed drinks are normally what I enjoy, seeing as how it helps the taste. Like I said before, I've never really had a hangover. I felt kinda shitty after the other night, but this was after working open-close on Monday, from 6am-close (with a shower break in between) on Tuesday...combined with more manual labor than my job normally entails. I guess I was gonna feel like shit on Wednesday, no matter how much alcohol I had.
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It depends how you do it. Scotch burns me up if I haven't eaten properly. Vodkas, I've been enjoying several reciently, nice smooth cold on ice, it's really very pleasant if you try it a few times and get the hang of it.
Mostly, I keep a beer on deck, and I'll have maybe two or three doubles on ice. Unless I've got some bats in my attic that are scratching to come out, then god knows what's gonna happen.
Tequila makes me kinda nutty. I don't even really do shots any more, just on ice. My suggestion is you stick with one liquor and some beer to wash it down, if you're into beer. Its easier to keep track, you won't get bum rushed by a big zonky drunk if you pay attention to your intake.
Normally, it's the sugary stuff that gives you a bad headache. Girly drinks, you know, all fruity shit with a couple different brands in it. Between the sweet liquors and the sweet mixer stuff, thats tons of sugar, and sugar is half your hangover. The other half is the wires in your head are slightly damaged from drinking poison, and as they recover, you're gonna feel shitty. Thats why old men go after the hair of the dog when they got bent the night before. It kills the hangover because you're technically detoxing, so pour some beer on it, your body no longer craves what it's detoxing from.
I'll have to try plain stuff on ice. The fruity drinks and mixed drinks are normally what I enjoy, seeing as how it helps the taste. Like I said before, I've never really had a hangover. I felt kinda shitty after the other night, but this was after working open-close on Monday, from 6am-close (with a shower break in between) on Tuesday...combined with more manual labor than my job normally entails. I guess I was gonna feel like shit on Wednesday, no matter how much alcohol I had.
Tell ya what. Go to the store, look among the juices, Ocean Spray makes a Guava Passionfruit called Moana Lai. It's pink.
You want a nice smooth thing to mix vodka with, this is the shit. These drinks are known as Tranquil Mountains in some circles, I'm probably gonna have them paint it on the mirror at my bar in the next few weeks, depending on if it's being sold. This stuff has a slightly syrupy consistancy, but it tastes fuckin great. Because it is syrupy, it basically means when used with alcohol, it's kinda condensed, a little thick. It can absorb melted ice and still be nice and tasty, you can pour a shitload of vodka into it, I'm tellin ya, this is the perfect mixer with vodka.
I use the term "girly drinks" because thats basically what they are. I know chicks like their fruity drinks and shit, I see it all the time. Which is why I suggest it. Try the Tranquil Mountain stuff, get a bottle and have a few with heavy ice. You'll like it. And don't say UGH because I described it as syrupy, the alcohol waters it down, and the ice. This brings it to normal, like fruit juice, whereas other juices would be watery because of the booze and ice.
I did this a number of times. And when the night's over, the drinks are basically vodka with a splash of that pink shit in it, it mixes that well, you'll be drinking pink vodka. Tell me that won't blur your vision.
If I get them to call 'em Braskies on the mirror, I'll post a shot of it.
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I watching the movie Pathfinder and I can't tell if its shitty or not, yet....
edit: i'm like halfway through... it sucks - bad
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I'm watching a movie of a dude smashing a baby fur seal in the head with a flaming sledgehammer.
You'd be surprised, the guy has to hit it like twenty times. Plus he has to keep re-lighting the sledgehammer. All the splashing blood puts the flame out. I really don't know why the guy is so obsessed with the flames, but he is. So he keeps dunking it into a bucket of glop that catches fire pretty good, I don't know where he got it.
I tell ya, this guy is just no damn good. He completely destroyed this skin. Fuckin retard.
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I'm watching a movie of a dude smashing a baby fur seal in the head with a flaming sledgehammer.
You'd be surprised, the guy has to hit it like twenty times. Plus he has to keep re-lighting the sledgehammer. All the splashing blood puts the flame out. I really don't know why the guy is so obsessed with the flames, but he is. So he keeps dunking it into a bucket of glop that catches fire pretty good, I don't know where he got it.
I tell ya, this guy is just no damn good. He completely destroyed this skin. Fuckin retard.
:shock:
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I'm watching a movie of a dude smashing a baby fur seal in the head with a flaming sledgehammer.
You'd be surprised, the guy has to hit it like twenty times. Plus he has to keep re-lighting the sledgehammer. All the splashing blood puts the flame out. I really don't know why the guy is so obsessed with the flames, but he is. So he keeps dunking it into a bucket of glop that catches fire pretty good, I don't know where he got it.
I tell ya, this guy is just no damn good. He completely destroyed this skin. Fuckin retard.
:shock:
Well, we could make earmuffs out of it, or little hairy pom-poms that hang off the ends of shoelaces.
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It depends how you do it. Scotch burns me up if I haven't eaten properly. Vodkas, I've been enjoying several reciently, nice smooth cold on ice, it's really very pleasant if you try it a few times and get the hang of it.
Mostly, I keep a beer on deck, and I'll have maybe two or three doubles on ice. Unless I've got some bats in my attic that are scratching to come out, then god knows what's gonna happen.
Tequila makes me kinda nutty. I don't even really do shots any more, just on ice. My suggestion is you stick with one liquor and some beer to wash it down, if you're into beer. Its easier to keep track, you won't get bum rushed by a big zonky drunk if you pay attention to your intake.
Normally, it's the sugary stuff that gives you a bad headache. Girly drinks, you know, all fruity shit with a couple different brands in it. Between the sweet liquors and the sweet mixer stuff, thats tons of sugar, and sugar is half your hangover. The other half is the wires in your head are slightly damaged from drinking poison, and as they recover, you're gonna feel shitty. Thats why old men go after the hair of the dog when they got bent the night before. It kills the hangover because you're technically detoxing, so pour some beer on it, your body no longer craves what it's detoxing from.
I'll have to try plain stuff on ice. The fruity drinks and mixed drinks are normally what I enjoy, seeing as how it helps the taste. Like I said before, I've never really had a hangover. I felt kinda shitty after the other night, but this was after working open-close on Monday, from 6am-close (with a shower break in between) on Tuesday...combined with more manual labor than my job normally entails. I guess I was gonna feel like shit on Wednesday, no matter how much alcohol I had.
Tell ya what. Go to the store, look among the juices, Ocean Spray makes a Guava Passionfruit called Moana Lai. It's pink.
You want a nice smooth thing to mix vodka with, this is the shit. These drinks are known as Tranquil Mountains in some circles, I'm probably gonna have them paint it on the mirror at my bar in the next few weeks, depending on if it's being sold. This stuff has a slightly syrupy consistancy, but it tastes fuckin great. Because it is syrupy, it basically means when used with alcohol, it's kinda condensed, a little thick. It can absorb melted ice and still be nice and tasty, you can pour a shitload of vodka into it, I'm tellin ya, this is the perfect mixer with vodka.
I use the term "girly drinks" because thats basically what they are. I know chicks like their fruity drinks and shit, I see it all the time. Which is why I suggest it. Try the Tranquil Mountain stuff, get a bottle and have a few with heavy ice. You'll like it. And don't say UGH because I described it as syrupy, the alcohol waters it down, and the ice. This brings it to normal, like fruit juice, whereas other juices would be watery because of the booze and ice.
I did this a number of times. And when the night's over, the drinks are basically vodka with a splash of that pink shit in it, it mixes that well, you'll be drinking pink vodka. Tell me that won't blur your vision.
If I get them to call 'em Braskies on the mirror, I'll post a shot of it.
Flavored vodka or regular vodka?
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With the Moana Lai, I would use regular, and the cheapo stuff is okay like Smirnoff or Nikolai, doesn't matter in the juice.
Flavored ones would wreck the taste, but Stoli Raz might mix okay, Raspberry wouldn't matter in the pink stuff. And that stuff's good straight up on ice, so double bonus points.
(Stoli is Stolichnaya, in case you didn't know. Very nice stuff for the price, maybe $18... They make Blueberry too, I just noticed. Might like that one. My next sojourn to the bottle shop is gonna be for Absolut Ruby Red Grapefruit. That shit's the bomb.)
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Flavored vodka or regular vodka?
Vodka comes in flavours?
Yes, many.
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Flavored vodka or regular vodka?
Vodka comes in flavours?
Yes, many.
News to me. I thought it all just tasted like water
Dude, its dee-lish. Absolut Citron, et al. I was never much into it, but it's a friggin pleasure on ice.
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I think I'll have my buddy Amanda go to the liquor store and contribute to the delinquency of a minor for me next week.
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+1 !1!
Booze is fun.
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(http://www.baw.com.au/graph/hb3.jpg)
Just tried this, quite nice. (Though I was told quality can vary by region)
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son of a fuck it's thursday wy wy whyh
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son of a fuck it's thursday wy wy whyh
Nigel, are you drinked? Also, it's been Friday for two hours.
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Sadly, it's still Thursday here. I do happen to have two bottles of wine in my fridge, and the bars are open for two more hours.
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son of a fuck it's thursday wy wy whyh
Nigel, are you drinked? Also, it's been Friday for two hours.
yes nad i know.
YES AND I KNOW
with grammar
Yes, and I know.
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At least he spelled "grammar" correctly. :D
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Hey, I spelled everything except !testicles correctly.
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Lets see, I told a guy to fuck off, then a different guy who tried to jack me in a parking lot, he got nowhere but I allowed him to escape with his life because I don't need the problems. Then I fingered a stripper and she asked me for my phone number and I wrote down some numbers on a matchbook that will probably make my phone ring if you dial it. I don't know my own phone number, how sad is that?
I totally pwnt the first guy who I told to fuck off. He's still mad at me, I emasculated him. I went back today and he wouldn't look at me, I got the snub. He runs the place.
How uncomfortable is that? To sit across the bar from a dude who is your friend, and get snubbed for three hours? He can suck my balls. It's not my fault he has a limp dick when it comes to running a bar.
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Mo' money, Mo' problems.
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Hey, I spelled everything except !testicles correctly.
Nigel gets all fucking academic when he's sloshed.
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Hey, I spelled everything except !testicles correctly.
Nigel gets all fucking academic when he's sloshed.
Wasn't he reciting a bunch of shit from a Chemistry book when we visited him and got fucked up back in March?
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ugh... i tried a melon martini last night... it was grosssss
but i wanted to get drunk, so i suffered through it...
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Tonight, it's dessert wine.
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Full Throttle Blue Demon
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Full Throttle Blue Demon
Eat some red bell peppers at the same time and your shit will look like an Xmas tree.
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Full Throttle Blue Demon
Eat some red bell peppers at the same time and your shit will look like an Xmas tree.
Interesting. I must try this.
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Annya said she's gonna get me drunk on some cheap vodka...
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Annya said she's gonna get me drunk on some cheap vodka...
I thought you didn't need help getting drunk.
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Annya said she's gonna get me drunk on some cheap vodka...
I thought you didn't need help getting drunk.
I don't NEED but WILL TAKE.
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I was doing Absolut Citron the other night, that shit'll spin your propeller. Big rocks glasses, girl wasn't shy with the pouring. Right to the rim.
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its not cheap!!!!!
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its not cheap!!!!!
I am though.
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its not cheap!!!!!
It is in Florida. That's what you get for having state liquor stores.
I enjoy my $10/bottle Sauza.
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its not cheap!!!!!
It is in Florida. That's what you get for having state liquor stores.
I enjoy my $10/bottle Sauza.
i went ot a military base to buy it and it was like 17 for 750 mL
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its not cheap!!!!!
It is in Florida. That's what you get for having state liquor stores.
I enjoy my $10/bottle Sauza.
i went ot a military base to buy it and it was like 17 for 750 mL
Lightweight.
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its not cheap!!!!!
It is in Florida. That's what you get for having state liquor stores.
I enjoy my $10/bottle Sauza.
i went ot a military base to buy it and it was like 17 for 750 mL
Lightweight.
haha, i had one shot and a cranberry and vodka and I am either drunk or buzzed!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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its not cheap!!!!!
It is in Florida. That's what you get for having state liquor stores.
I enjoy my $10/bottle Sauza.
i went ot a military base to buy it and it was like 17 for 750 mL
Lightweight.
haha, i had one shot and a cranberry and vodka and I am either drunk or buzzed!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh so easy to take advantage.....criminal, really.
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its not cheap!!!!!
It is in Florida. That's what you get for having state liquor stores.
I enjoy my $10/bottle Sauza.
i went ot a military base to buy it and it was like 17 for 750 mL
Lightweight.
haha, i had one shot and a cranberry and vodka and I am either drunk or buzzed!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh so easy to take advantage.....criminal, really.
look at it this way. I am a cheap date!!!
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ugh... i tried a melon martini last night... it was grosssss
but i wanted to get drunk, so i suffered through it...
I went out tonight, and saw a watermelon martini on the menu. I thought of you.
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ugh... i tried a melon martini last night... it was grosssss
but i wanted to get drunk, so i suffered through it...
I went out tonight, and saw a watermelon martini on the menu. I thought of you.
"watermelon martini" ...That sounds delious! (spelling???)
It was kind of funny in a coincidental sort of sense, because I saw the drink menu, and I remembered reading this thread. It was a fleeting thought. Then, I ordered the chicken tenders from the kids menu. When it came, there were little tiny chicken tenders, some french fries, and a slice of watermelon. I thought it was pretty badass that they include the watermelon. It was cute. And it tasted good.
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ugh... i tried a melon martini last night... it was grosssss
but i wanted to get drunk, so i suffered through it...
I went out tonight, and saw a watermelon martini on the menu. I thought of you.
"watermelon martini" ...That sounds delious! (spelling???)
It was kind of funny in a coincidental sort of sense, because I saw the drink menu, and I remembered reading this thread. It was a fleeting thought. Then, I ordered the chicken tenders from the kids menu. When it came, there were little tiny chicken tenders, some french fries, and a slice of watermelon. I thought it was pretty badass that they include the watermelon. It was cute. And it tasted good.
Watermelon is very refreshing...I won't deny it. But what's "chicken tender"??? Is that the same as a "chicken finger" or "chicken Mcnugget" sort of thing???
Yes. They called them chicken tenders at this place. Chicken finger, chicken tender, chicken crisper, chicken strips...it's all the same.
Although, a chicken tender could be different, meaning they use exclusively the tenderloin part. I don't know if that's necessarily true though.
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Salt on watermellon, yea or nay?
Don't make me create a poll.
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Salt on watermellon, yea or nay?
Don't make me create a poll.
My dad used to do that. I do it sometimes. It's interesting.
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It's wonderful!
It makes the flavor burst open, maybe it's got something to do with the way your tongue is constructed. Dunno.
Salt goes on most mellons, with the possisible exception of honeydew, thats a close call.
Just a little. Don't fuck it up.
Also, salt on apples.
Or apples with cheddar cheese.
or hard pretzles with cream cheese.
Dude, I guarantee all of those things would delight your senses. However, with the right combination of drugs and conversations, I could probably command you to poke yourself in the eye and trigger yourself to ejaculate into your pants.
Try the watermellon with salt first, await further instructions.
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Okay, heres tonights bar story.
They had this schlub band in tonight, zero talent, and the place was empty. Band packs up and leaves. They ask for payment. Guy that runs the place says "Fuck You, you worked for the door, you brought no people, you get no money."
They start arguing. I put my shoes on, my man Roger stands up and goes to see whats the fuss. Me and Roger are hanging out, he weighs about a thousand pounds, I shit you not. My buddy Dave is sitting in a chair, pointing up into the face of this asshole in the band, and when I say "chair" I mean permanently, it has wheels on it.
I can say with a supreme amount of confidance you would not want this fucker to bolt up out of his chair and start fistpumping your face. The dude uses his arms for legs, people just don't always grasp the concept of a motivated human until it's too late.
After it was all over, we all went back to the drinking bar and continued what we were doing, and Dave says "I didn't want to go back to jail anyway."
So I questioned him on that part of his life, because I never knew, and said "What'd you do to get yourself landed in jail?" Because he's typically a mellow guy.
He says "I hit a guy and he needed a hundred and thirty-seven stitches in his head."
Understand, I am not making this up, that number stuck.
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ugh... i tried a melon martini last night... it was grosssss
but i wanted to get drunk, so i suffered through it...
I went out tonight, and saw a watermelon martini on the menu. I thought of you.
lol
man, last night I had a shot of vodka, and 2 cranberry and vodkas in like 45 mins
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ugh... i tried a melon martini last night... it was grosssss
but i wanted to get drunk, so i suffered through it...
I went out tonight, and saw a watermelon martini on the menu. I thought of you.
lol
man, last night I had a shot of vodka, and 2 cranberry and vodkas in like 45 mins
And you remember nothing after that?
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no... i dont
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no... i dont
Blackin' out....nice.
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no... i dont
Blackin' out....nice.
i passed out at like 8:30 or something
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no... i dont
Blackin' out....nice.
i passed out at like 8:30 or something
Jesus tittyfucking christ.
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Shots of vodka are intolerable
In fact, shots of anything are intolerable.
I don't understand why shot glasses exist.
You could think of your top ten most favorite liquors that you'll normally get a shot, and talk to thieir master distillers, I would bet most of those guys would scoff at a shot glass, thats just not the way its done.
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Shots of vodka are intolerable
In fact, shots of anything are intolerable.
I don't understand why shot glasses exist.
You could think of your top ten most favorite liquors that you'll normally get a shot, and talk to thieir master distillers, I would bet most of those guys would scoff at a shot glass, thats just not the way its done.
it's quick and easy way to get drunk fast
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Annya, you really are a lightweight. :lol:
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I know, lol. Nothing I can do about it but drink more and more haha
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I know, lol. Nothing I can do about it but drink more and more haha
Just uhh, don't die or anything.
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i'll try not too... i just dont drink all that often, maybe 1 or 2 times a week, getting drunk is pretty rare.
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someone recap this thread plz
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someone recap this thread plz
It's irrelevant. It's just an ongoing conversation between a lot of people, through a lot of different topics. You want to know what's in it--read it.
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someone recap this thread plz
It's irrelevant. It's just an ongoing conversation between a lot of people, through a lot of different topics. You want to know what's in it--read it.
yeah, pretty much. Just random ramblings
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someone recap this thread plz
It's irrelevant. It's just an ongoing conversation between a lot of people, through a lot of different topics. You want to know what's in it--read it.
yeah, pretty much. Just random ramblings
That be it.
In other news, I'm really enjoying the Redskins winning today much more than usual...
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someone recap this thread plz
It's irrelevant. It's just an ongoing conversation between a lot of people, through a lot of different topics. You want to know what's in it--read it.
yeah, pretty much. Just random ramblings
That be it.
In other news, I'm really enjoying the Redskins winning today much more than usual...
I think I missed something, but I'll bite. Why?
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someone recap this thread plz
It's irrelevant. It's just an ongoing conversation between a lot of people, through a lot of different topics. You want to know what's in it--read it.
yeah, pretty much. Just random ramblings
That be it.
In other news, I'm really enjoying the Redskins winning today much more than usual...
I think I missed something, but I'll bite. Why?
No reason.
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someone recap this thread plz
It's irrelevant. It's just an ongoing conversation between a lot of people, through a lot of different topics. You want to know what's in it--read it.
yeah, pretty much. Just random ramblings
That be it.
In other news, I'm really enjoying the Redskins winning today much more than usual...
I think I missed something, but I'll bite. Why?
No reason.
Oh, darn.
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someone recap this thread plz
It's irrelevant. It's just an ongoing conversation between a lot of people, through a lot of different topics. You want to know what's in it--read it.
yeah, pretty much. Just random ramblings
That be it.
In other news, I'm really enjoying the Redskins winning today much more than usual...
I think I missed something, but I'll bite. Why?
No reason.
Oh, darn.
What is it you were hoping for
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I don't know. I'm kinda bored. I guess I was hoping maybe someone was having a crazy football party or something. :P
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someone recap this thread plz
It's irrelevant. It's just an ongoing conversation between a lot of people, through a lot of different topics. You want to know what's in it--read it.
yeah, pretty much. Just random ramblings
That be it.
In other news, I'm really enjoying the Redskins winning today much more than usual...
not anymore biotch!
GOOO GIANTS! And I am enjoying the Giants winning :)
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someone recap this thread plz
It's irrelevant. It's just an ongoing conversation between a lot of people, through a lot of different topics. You want to know what's in it--read it.
yeah, pretty much. Just random ramblings
That be it.
In other news, I'm really enjoying the Redskins winning today much more than usual...
not anymore biotch!
GOOO GIANTS! And I am enjoying the Giants winning :)
Goddamn you.
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dunno... skins may tie it up... that wouldnt be good!
right now I am reaping all the benefits from bets I have made on this game!!! LOL
update - giants won WOO HOO
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In other news, I'm hungry.
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me too... too lazy to make anything so i'm eating a cold poptart :(
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Nothing sounds very appetizing to me, so I've just not been eating much. I had an apple earlier. It was meh. I'll probably just crawl back in to bed with my book and call it a night.
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In other news, I'm hungry.
(http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/2450/nomrj1.jpg)
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sounds good to me.
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Aww, poor kitty.
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Hungry people lurk here:
http://disc.420chan.org/nom/
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me too... too lazy to make anything so i'm eating a cold poptart :(
I just made veal cutlets, with a musroom and garlic and madiera wine sauce. Mmm.
It was a workout, though.
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Nice. Babycow is good eatin'.
Veal Francais - my fav.
Fuck that planetary inhabitant. I'm eating it. They could put the damn things head right on the table, wouldn't care.
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i had veal once, it was good, but then i went to my cousins dairy farm and saw a calf in a box that was to be veal and it made me sad :(
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I'm sorry to hear that, but like most foods you probably shouldn't dwell on the details. If it tastes good and won't harm you, eat it.
I'm a little picky about some stuff, like Brussels sprouts, but could eat a human if I had to. Go figure.
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i had veal once, it was good, but then i went to my cousins dairy farm and saw a calf in a box that was to be veal and it made me sad :(
All our meat seems to be grown in boxes. Oh well. Mmm.
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me too... too lazy to make anything so i'm eating a cold poptart :(
I just made veal cutlets, with a musroom and garlic and madiera wine sauce. Mmm.
It was a workout, though.
I'm impressed! I ended up with a chicken pita thingy. I warmed up the pita, melted some cheese on it, threw on the chicken, slapped the other half of the pita with mayonnaise and lettuce, put it together - and here I am. It serves the purpose, I guess.
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ok.......
I was riding the borderline of having a lesbian experience last night.... not that I particularly wanted to, but I think I was tricked! LOL
OK... this girl in my kickboxing class is very nice, new to the area, and lonely. So I gave her my number because this place sucks and I'm always open to hanging out with chill people. So she had called me like 4 times in 2 days and I always seemed to miss her calls... so forward to yesterday in kickboxing. We were talking after class and she was like, he lets hang out tonight. I said alright. she's house sitting this sweet place near the water with a pool and hot tub... I got a wierd feeling, but the chicks married.... so ok, shes bored. I get there put my bathing suit on, grab a beer (which turned into 3) and we head to the hot tub, bitch about married life and the town we live in, we get out and she wants to watch tv, now this whole time she's been telling me how scared she is to be at this house alone, so we watch tv... It's kinda getting late and I've been trying to leave, but I am really buzzed and god she is clingy! All I am trying to do is make it so the next kickboxing class isnt awkward lol. So then her bathing suit won't come off, and she needs my help... so I go in there and the bitch was really stuck! but then she just strips right there in front of me. I want to go home, but I don't want to get pulled over! OK, so then we watch tv and she wants to go to bed, but is begging me to spend the night because she is so scared to be alone, I'm trying to make up so many excuses, my husband will get mad, my contacts are burning, my dogs need to go potty!!!! So eventually, after hanging out for a little bit she fell asleep lol, and made my way out.... i think i need to be more assertive or just leave.... there is only one person that I want to have sexual relations with right now.
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Ed's gonna love that...
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Take it as a compliment.
You'll probably know for sure next time around. You'll get the vibe, shoot her down gently if you're not interested.
Just don't make her feel weird if she's sneaking out of the closet. If she's bold enough to try to taste you, she's bold enough to talk about it. Stay out of that tub unless you're curious.
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Take it as a compliment.
You'll probably know for sure next time around. You'll get the vibe, shoot her down gently if you're not interested.
Just don't make her feel weird if she's sneaking out of the closet. If she's bold enough to try to taste you, she's bold enough to talk about it. Stay out of that tub unless you're curious.
oh, i would never make someone feel bad about that! I just didn't know what to think! Was she really open, or did she want something more from me? It was wierd... and hot tubs are gross lol
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ok.......
I was riding the borderline of having a lesbain experience last night.... not that I particularly wanted to, but I think I was tricked! LOL
OK... this girl in my kickboxing class is very nice, new to the area, and lonely. So I gave her my number because this place sucks and I'm always open to hanging out with chill people. So she had called me like 4 times in 2 days and I always seemed to miss her calls... so forward to yesterday in kickboxing. We were talking after class and she was like, he lets hang out tonight. I said alright. she's house sitting this sweet place near the water with a pool and hot tub... I got a wierd feeling, but the chicks married.... so ok, shes bored. I get there put my bathing suit on, grab a beer (which turned into 3) and we head to the hot tub, bitch about married life and the town we live in, we get out and she wants to watch tv, now this whole time she's been telling me how scared she is to be at this house alone, so we watch tv... It's kinda getting late and I've been trying to leave, but I am really buzzed and god she is clingy! All I am trying to do is make it so the next kickboxing class isnt awkward lol. So then her bathing suit won't come off, and she needs my help... so I go in there and the bitch was really stuck! but then she just strips right there in front of me. I want to go home, but I don't want to get pulled over! OK, so then we watch tv and she wants to go to bed, but is begging me to spend the night because she is so scared to be alone, I'm trying to make up so many excuses, my husband will get mad, my contacts are burning, my dogs need to go potty!!!! So eventually, after hanging out for a little bit she fell asleep lol, and made my way out.... i think i need to be more assertive or just leave.... there is only one person that I want to have sexual relations with right now.
One person?
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I know you wouldn't. Its just awkward. Might want to work out a little dialogue in your head so it doesn't sound clumsy if it comes to that.
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See, this could have turned out to be an o-so-hot story, but now I feel bad as she was uncomfortable.
I suppose I'd have been uncomfortable too, but in a more violent fashion.
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someone recap this thread plz
Debaucherous drunk talk. The bar of the BBS if you will.
Well, except for Lindsey, she sometimes wanders in here high on cough syrup.
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Theres better things to get violent about. But then again, I don't see me sitting in a hot tub swilling beer with Fred, then helping him with a stubborn knot in his drawstring.
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ok.......
I was riding the borderline of having a lesbain experience last night.... not that I particularly wanted to, but I think I was tricked! LOL
OK... this girl in my kickboxing class is very nice, new to the area, and lonely. So I gave her my number because this place sucks and I'm always open to hanging out with chill people. So she had called me like 4 times in 2 days and I always seemed to miss her calls... so forward to yesterday in kickboxing. We were talking after class and she was like, he lets hang out tonight. I said alright. she's house sitting this sweet place near the water with a pool and hot tub... I got a wierd feeling, but the chicks married.... so ok, shes bored. I get there put my bathing suit on, grab a beer (which turned into 3) and we head to the hot tub, bitch about married life and the town we live in, we get out and she wants to watch tv, now this whole time she's been telling me how scared she is to be at this house alone, so we watch tv... It's kinda getting late and I've been trying to leave, but I am really buzzed and god she is clingy! All I am trying to do is make it so the next kickboxing class isnt awkward lol. So then her bathing suit won't come off, and she needs my help... so I go in there and the bitch was really stuck! but then she just strips right there in front of me. I want to go home, but I don't want to get pulled over! OK, so then we watch tv and she wants to go to bed, but is begging me to spend the night because she is so scared to be alone, I'm trying to make up so many excuses, my husband will get mad, my contacts are burning, my dogs need to go potty!!!! So eventually, after hanging out for a little bit she fell asleep lol, and made my way out.... i think i need to be more assertive or just leave.... there is only one person that I want to have sexual relations with right now.
One person?
only one person in the whole wide world :)
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See, this could have turned out to be an o-so-hot story, but now I feel bad as she was uncomfortable.
I suppose I'd have been uncomfortable too, but in a more violent fashion.
no need to feel bad! Makes for funny conversation involving my life!
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ok.......
I was riding the borderline of having a lesbain experience last night.... not that I particularly wanted to, but I think I was tricked! LOL
OK... this girl in my kickboxing class is very nice, new to the area, and lonely. So I gave her my number because this place sucks and I'm always open to hanging out with chill people. So she had called me like 4 times in 2 days and I always seemed to miss her calls... so forward to yesterday in kickboxing. We were talking after class and she was like, he lets hang out tonight. I said alright. she's house sitting this sweet place near the water with a pool and hot tub... I got a wierd feeling, but the chicks married.... so ok, shes bored. I get there put my bathing suit on, grab a beer (which turned into 3) and we head to the hot tub, bitch about married life and the town we live in, we get out and she wants to watch tv, now this whole time she's been telling me how scared she is to be at this house alone, so we watch tv... It's kinda getting late and I've been trying to leave, but I am really buzzed and god she is clingy! All I am trying to do is make it so the next kickboxing class isnt awkward lol. So then her bathing suit won't come off, and she needs my help... so I go in there and the bitch was really stuck! but then she just strips right there in front of me. I want to go home, but I don't want to get pulled over! OK, so then we watch tv and she wants to go to bed, but is begging me to spend the night because she is so scared to be alone, I'm trying to make up so many excuses, my husband will get mad, my contacts are burning, my dogs need to go potty!!!! So eventually, after hanging out for a little bit she fell asleep lol, and made my way out.... i think i need to be more assertive or just leave.... there is only one person that I want to have sexual relations with right now.
One person?
only one person in the whole wide world :)
Who?
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(http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/3530/keggerwr9.jpg)
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Who?
Him.
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Who?
Him.
shouldnt this answer be obvious?
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Who?
Him.
shouldnt this answer be obvious?
I dunno, you've been kinda wishy washy lately.
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Who?
Him.
shouldnt this answer be obvious?
I dunno, you've been kinda wishy washy lately.
so what?
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Who?
Him.
shouldnt this answer be obvious?
I dunno, you've been kinda wishy washy lately.
so what?
I'm just sayin'.
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Who?
Him.
shouldnt this answer be obvious?
I dunno, you've been kinda wishy washy lately.
so what?
I'm just sayin'.
ok :) yeah, everything is fine.
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update - I'm pretty sure this chick is just fucking batty.
calls me a lot, texts me a lot, gets naked around me, and then today she just stopped by my house uninvited (i told her the name of my development and she drove around looking for my car)... hmmm, this is getting wierd - and since i didnt have anywhere to go, she stayed here for 2 hours until i made up a reason for me to leave.
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update - I'm pretty sure this chick is just fucking batty.
calls me a lot, texts me a lot, gets naked around me, and then today she just stopped by my house uninvited (i told her the name of my development and she drove around looking for my car)... hmmm, this is getting wierd - and since i didnt have anywhere to go, she stayed here for 2 hours until i made up a reason for me to leave.
They're only stalkers if you don't like them back.
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update - I'm pretty sure this chick is just fucking batty.
calls me a lot, texts me a lot, gets naked around me, and then today she just stopped by my house uninvited (i told her the name of my development and she drove around looking for my car)... hmmm, this is getting wierd - and since i didnt have anywhere to go, she stayed here for 2 hours until i made up a reason for me to leave.
They're only stalkers if you don't like them back.
I really have a hard time being rude or abrupt with people, but I've been ignoring her calls and havent been texting back... I suppose I'll justs have to tell her i need space? What do you say to someone like this?
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What do you say to someone like this?
"I have the AIDS."
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What do you say to someone like this?
"I have the AIDS."
i'll try it!
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What do you say to someone like this?
"I have the AIDS."
i'll try it!
LOL, I'm not responsible if she says "so do I" and tries to french kiss you.
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What do you say to someone like this?
"I have the AIDS."
i'll try it!
LOL, I'm not responsible if she says "so do I" and tries to french kiss you.
LOL :lol:
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Just makeout with her and see if you like it.
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umm...to quote others on this board..."pics or it didn't happen"
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umm...to quote others on this board..."pics or it didn't happen"
what didnt happen? that I became uncomfortable and now have a chick stalking me?
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Just makeout with her and see if you like it.
hmm... why not...
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Just makeout with her and see if you like it.
hmm... why not...
DO NOT FORGET THE CAMCORDER.
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Just makeout with her and see if you like it.
hmm... why not...
DO NOT FORGET THE CAMCORDER.
sure thing, i'll be sure that we're naked in the hot tub first
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Just makeout with her and see if you like it.
hmm... why not...
DO NOT FORGET THE CAMCORDER.
sure thing, i'll be sure that we're naked in the hot tub first
Ask your husband first. He might want to join in.
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Just makeout with her and see if you like it.
hmm... why not...
DO NOT FORGET THE CAMCORDER.
sure thing, i'll be sure that we're naked in the hot tub first
Ask your husband first. He might want to join in.
Dude, fuck that.
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Just makeout with her and see if you like it.
hmm... why not...
DO NOT FORGET THE CAMCORDER.
sure thing, i'll be sure that we're naked in the hot tub first
He might want to join in.
i doubt it. I'm his wife and property and therefore i cannot be shared with others.
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Just makeout with her and see if you like it.
hmm... why not...
DO NOT FORGET THE CAMCORDER.
sure thing, i'll be sure that we're naked in the hot tub first
He might want to join in.
i doubt it.
You need to start marrying the more adventurous types.
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Just makeout with her and see if you like it.
hmm... why not...
DO NOT FORGET THE CAMCORDER.
sure thing, i'll be sure that we're naked in the hot tub first
He might want to join in.
i doubt it.
You need to start marrying the more adventurous types.
things are pretty tense here... i may be moving to CT sooner than I thought...
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Just makeout with her and see if you like it.
hmm... why not...
DO NOT FORGET THE CAMCORDER.
sure thing, i'll be sure that we're naked in the hot tub first
He might want to join in.
i doubt it.
You need to start marrying the more adventurous types.
things are pretty tense here... i may be moving to CT sooner than I thought...
:o
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things are pretty tense here... i may be moving to CT sooner than I thought...
:(
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i love him so much and he's my best buddy, but he is incredibly controlling and bossy and mean sometimes. I've been with him since I was 15, so I should have seen it all coming, since our single problem all these years has been power struggle.
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i love him so much and he's my best buddy, but he is incredibly controlling and bossy and mean sometimes. I've been with him since I was 15, so I should have seen it all coming, since our single problem all these years has been power struggle.
There, there. It's for the best.
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i love him so much and he's my best buddy, but he is incredibly controlling and bossy and mean sometimes. I've been with him since I was 15, so I should have seen it all coming, since our single problem all these years has been power struggle.
There, there. It's for the best.
yes, it is.
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i love him so much and he's my best buddy, but he is incredibly controlling and bossy and mean sometimes. I've been with him since I was 15, so I should have seen it all coming, since our single problem all these years has been power struggle.
There, there. It's for the best.
Don't be an ass, now.
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Just makeout with her and see if you like it.
Annya...sorry, no offense meant...more a joking comment about female love.
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Just makeout with her and see if you like it.
Annya...sorry, no offense meant...more a joking comment about female love.
i wanst offended, lol :) I was being sarcastic
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i love him so much and he's my best buddy, but he is incredibly controlling and bossy and mean sometimes. I've been with him since I was 15, so I should have seen it all coming, since our single problem all these years has been power struggle.
There, there. It's for the best.
Don't be an ass, now.
Why should anyone accept someone controlling them and bossing them around?
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Just makeout with her and see if you like it.
Annya...sorry, no offense meant...more a joking comment about female love.
i just read your avatar, thats hilarious
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i love him so much and he's my best buddy, but he is incredibly controlling and bossy and mean sometimes. I've been with him since I was 15, so I should have seen it all coming, since our single problem all these years has been power struggle.
There, there. It's for the best.
Don't be an ass, now.
Why should anyone accept someone controlling them and bossing them around?
youre right! I work and should be able to buy things for myself when i want. Granted, a shared financial vision is imperative but I'm not a child and have had it with being treated like one.
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i love him so much and he's my best buddy, but he is incredibly controlling and bossy and mean sometimes. I've been with him since I was 15, so I should have seen it all coming, since our single problem all these years has been power struggle.
There, there. It's for the best.
Don't be an ass, now.
Why should anyone accept someone controlling them and bossing them around?
Meh.
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i love him so much and he's my best buddy, but he is incredibly controlling and bossy and mean sometimes. I've been with him since I was 15, so I should have seen it all coming, since our single problem all these years has been power struggle.
There, there. It's for the best.
Don't be an ass, now.
Why should anyone accept someone controlling them and bossing them around?
youre right! I work and should be able to buy things for myself when i want. Granted, a shared financial vision is imperative but I'm not a child and have had it with being treated like one.
Uhhh...he doesn't let you buy things? :?
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i love him so much and he's my best buddy, but he is incredibly controlling and bossy and mean sometimes. I've been with him since I was 15, so I should have seen it all coming, since our single problem all these years has been power struggle.
There, there. It's for the best.
Don't be an ass, now.
Why should anyone accept someone controlling them and bossing them around?
youre right! I work and should be able to buy things for myself when i want. Granted, a shared financial vision is imperative but I'm not a child and have had it with being treated like one.
Uhhh...he doesn't let you buy things? :?
nope, not usually. Nor can I talk to my guy friends from h.s., text message, etc... doesnt mean i dont do it anyway... lol
I feel bad bashing him, but in all reality this isnt what I want out of life.
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Nor can I talk to my guy friends from h.s., text message, etc...
How could you not trust someone you've pledged to spend the rest of your life with? If you want to cheat, you're going to anyways. I really don't get some people. My mom's friend's husband is the same way with reguards to being controlling like that, and she's constantly talking about how misarable she is. After 30 years! Fuck, people!
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Nor can I talk to my guy friends from h.s., text message, etc...
How could you not trust someone you've pledged to spend the rest of your life with? If you want to cheat, you're going to anyways. I really don't get some people. My mom's friend's husband is the same way with reguards to being controlling like that, and she's constantly talking about how misarable she is. After 30 years! Fuck, people!
i dont fucking know...
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Nor can I talk to my guy friends from h.s., text message, etc...
How could you not trust someone you've pledged to spend the rest of your life with? If you want to cheat, you're going to anyways. I really don't get some people. My mom's friend's husband is the same way with reguards to being controlling like that, and she's constantly talking about how misarable she is. After 30 years! Fuck, people!
i dont fucking know...
Ridiculous. You're a grown woman, and you will be responsible for your own actions. I say this all the time, but I cannot stress it enough. Cheating is pointless. Just tell him. Keep it in your pants until you've ended it. I know this is not your particular scenario, Annya, but I really feel like honesty is the most important thing in a relationship. You married your husband, and you made a promise to him. If you're not going to honor your promise, you would presumably end the marriage. I've grown up being controlled, and I will not do it anymore. I tell everyone that I date, or that even begins to approach me in that way that I will do what I want, when I want, with whom I want to do it with, and for the duration of time that I please. And he will absolutely be the same with me. You cannot spend every waking moment of your time only with your spouse, or alone in a dark room thinking about your spouse. It's not healthy, and if you want a healthy marriage, he's going to need to seek professional help for his control issues. I have them myself, sometimes. Not usually in relationships, but with other aspects of my life. I spent my whole life out of control, so now that I'm an adult, I want to control every single little thing. That doesn't seem to creep in to my relationships, though...luckily. Anyway, I just thought I'd throw it out there. You're going to do what you're going to do, but make sure that you choose what is best for you in the end.
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Nor can I talk to my guy friends from h.s., text message, etc...
How could you not trust someone you've pledged to spend the rest of your life with? If you want to cheat, you're going to anyways. I really don't get some people. My mom's friend's husband is the same way with reguards to being controlling like that, and she's constantly talking about how misarable she is. After 30 years! Fuck, people!
i dont fucking know...
Ridiculous. You're a grown woman, and you will be responsible for your own actions. I say this all the time, but I cannot stress it enough. Cheating is pointless. Just tell him. Keep it in your pants until you've ended it. I know this is not your particular scenario, Annya, but I really feel like honesty is the most important thing in a relationship. You married your husband, and you made a promise to him. If you're not going to honor your promise, you would presumably end the marriage. I've grown up being controlled, and I will not do it anymore. I tell everyone that I date, or that even begins to approach me in that way that I will do what I want, when I want, with whom I want to do it with, and for the duration of time that I please. And he will absolutely be the same with me. You cannot spend every waking moment of your time only with your spouse, or alone in a dark room thinking about your spouse. It's not healthy, and if you want a healthy marriage, he's going to need to seek professional help for his control issues. I have them myself, sometimes. Not usually in relationships, but with other aspects of my life. I spent my whole life out of control, so now that I'm an adult, I want to control every single little thing. That doesn't seem to creep in to my relationships, though...luckily. Anyway, I just thought I'd throw it out there. You're going to do what you're going to do, but make sure that you choose what is best for you in the end.
...she never said anything about wanting to cheat...re-read what Jay said.
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Nor can I talk to my guy friends from h.s., text message, etc...
How could you not trust someone you've pledged to spend the rest of your life with? If you want to cheat, you're going to anyways. I really don't get some people. My mom's friend's husband is the same way with reguards to being controlling like that, and she's constantly talking about how misarable she is. After 30 years! Fuck, people!
i dont fucking know...
Ridiculous. You're a grown woman, and you will be responsible for your own actions. I say this all the time, but I cannot stress it enough. Cheating is pointless. Just tell him. Keep it in your pants until you've ended it. I know this is not your particular scenario, Annya, but I really feel like honesty is the most important thing in a relationship. You married your husband, and you made a promise to him. If you're not going to honor your promise, you would presumably end the marriage. I've grown up being controlled, and I will not do it anymore. I tell everyone that I date, or that even begins to approach me in that way that I will do what I want, when I want, with whom I want to do it with, and for the duration of time that I please. And he will absolutely be the same with me. You cannot spend every waking moment of your time only with your spouse, or alone in a dark room thinking about your spouse. It's not healthy, and if you want a healthy marriage, he's going to need to seek professional help for his control issues. I have them myself, sometimes. Not usually in relationships, but with other aspects of my life. I spent my whole life out of control, so now that I'm an adult, I want to control every single little thing. That doesn't seem to creep in to my relationships, though...luckily. Anyway, I just thought I'd throw it out there. You're going to do what you're going to do, but make sure that you choose what is best for you in the end.
...she never said anything about wanting to cheat...re-read what Jay said.
I know. And I said that it didn't pertain to her. I also quoted Jay, it's a mixed response, kind of. The cheating part wasn't the point of my post.
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Nor can I talk to my guy friends from h.s., text message, etc...
How could you not trust someone you've pledged to spend the rest of your life with? If you want to cheat, you're going to anyways. I really don't get some people. My mom's friend's husband is the same way with reguards to being controlling like that, and she's constantly talking about how misarable she is. After 30 years! Fuck, people!
i dont fucking know...
Ridiculous. You're a grown woman, and you will be responsible for your own actions. I say this all the time, but I cannot stress it enough. Cheating is pointless. Just tell him. Keep it in your pants until you've ended it. I know this is not your particular scenario, Annya, but I really feel like honesty is the most important thing in a relationship. You married your husband, and you made a promise to him. If you're not going to honor your promise, you would presumably end the marriage. I've grown up being controlled, and I will not do it anymore. I tell everyone that I date, or that even begins to approach me in that way that I will do what I want, when I want, with whom I want to do it with, and for the duration of time that I please. And he will absolutely be the same with me. You cannot spend every waking moment of your time only with your spouse, or alone in a dark room thinking about your spouse. It's not healthy, and if you want a healthy marriage, he's going to need to seek professional help for his control issues. I have them myself, sometimes. Not usually in relationships, but with other aspects of my life. I spent my whole life out of control, so now that I'm an adult, I want to control every single little thing. That doesn't seem to creep in to my relationships, though...luckily. Anyway, I just thought I'd throw it out there. You're going to do what you're going to do, but make sure that you choose what is best for you in the end.
...she never said anything about wanting to cheat...re-read what Jay said.
I know. And I said that it didn't pertain to her. I also quoted Jay, it's a mixed response, kind of. The cheating part wasn't the point of my post.
If it didn't pertain to her, what was the point in telling her not to cheat? I understand what you're saying though.
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Nor can I talk to my guy friends from h.s., text message, etc...
How could you not trust someone you've pledged to spend the rest of your life with? If you want to cheat, you're going to anyways. I really don't get some people. My mom's friend's husband is the same way with reguards to being controlling like that, and she's constantly talking about how misarable she is. After 30 years! Fuck, people!
i dont fucking know...
Ridiculous. You're a grown woman, and you will be responsible for your own actions. I say this all the time, but I cannot stress it enough. Cheating is pointless. Just tell him. Keep it in your pants until you've ended it. I know this is not your particular scenario, Annya, but I really feel like honesty is the most important thing in a relationship. You married your husband, and you made a promise to him. If you're not going to honor your promise, you would presumably end the marriage. I've grown up being controlled, and I will not do it anymore. I tell everyone that I date, or that even begins to approach me in that way that I will do what I want, when I want, with whom I want to do it with, and for the duration of time that I please. And he will absolutely be the same with me. You cannot spend every waking moment of your time only with your spouse, or alone in a dark room thinking about your spouse. It's not healthy, and if you want a healthy marriage, he's going to need to seek professional help for his control issues. I have them myself, sometimes. Not usually in relationships, but with other aspects of my life. I spent my whole life out of control, so now that I'm an adult, I want to control every single little thing. That doesn't seem to creep in to my relationships, though...luckily. Anyway, I just thought I'd throw it out there. You're going to do what you're going to do, but make sure that you choose what is best for you in the end.
...she never said anything about wanting to cheat...re-read what Jay said.
I know. And I said that it didn't pertain to her. I also quoted Jay, it's a mixed response, kind of. The cheating part wasn't the point of my post.
If it didn't pertain to her, what was the point in telling her not to cheat? I understand what you're saying though.
I wasn't telling her not to cheat. I was simply explaining logic in relationships, and that was one of my examples. She can do whatever she pleases, she is an adult.
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Nor can I talk to my guy friends from h.s., text message, etc...
How could you not trust someone you've pledged to spend the rest of your life with? If you want to cheat, you're going to anyways. I really don't get some people. My mom's friend's husband is the same way with reguards to being controlling like that, and she's constantly talking about how misarable she is. After 30 years! Fuck, people!
i dont fucking know...
Ridiculous. You're a grown woman, and you will be responsible for your own actions. I say this all the time, but I cannot stress it enough. Cheating is pointless. Just tell him. Keep it in your pants until you've ended it. I know this is not your particular scenario, Annya, but I really feel like honesty is the most important thing in a relationship. You married your husband, and you made a promise to him. If you're not going to honor your promise, you would presumably end the marriage. I've grown up being controlled, and I will not do it anymore. I tell everyone that I date, or that even begins to approach me in that way that I will do what I want, when I want, with whom I want to do it with, and for the duration of time that I please. And he will absolutely be the same with me. You cannot spend every waking moment of your time only with your spouse, or alone in a dark room thinking about your spouse. It's not healthy, and if you want a healthy marriage, he's going to need to seek professional help for his control issues. I have them myself, sometimes. Not usually in relationships, but with other aspects of my life. I spent my whole life out of control, so now that I'm an adult, I want to control every single little thing. That doesn't seem to creep in to my relationships, though...luckily. Anyway, I just thought I'd throw it out there. You're going to do what you're going to do, but make sure that you choose what is best for you in the end.
...she never said anything about wanting to cheat...re-read what Jay said.
I know. And I said that it didn't pertain to her. I also quoted Jay, it's a mixed response, kind of. The cheating part wasn't the point of my post.
If it didn't pertain to her, what was the point in telling her not to cheat? I understand what you're saying though.
I wasn't telling her not to cheat. I was simply explaining logic in relationships, and that was one of my examples. She can do whatever she pleases, she is an adult.
Or so we're led to believe...
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Nor can I talk to my guy friends from h.s., text message, etc...
How could you not trust someone you've pledged to spend the rest of your life with? If you want to cheat, you're going to anyways. I really don't get some people. My mom's friend's husband is the same way with reguards to being controlling like that, and she's constantly talking about how misarable she is. After 30 years! Fuck, people!
i dont fucking know...
Ridiculous. You're a grown woman, and you will be responsible for your own actions. I say this all the time, but I cannot stress it enough. Cheating is pointless. Just tell him. Keep it in your pants until you've ended it. I know this is not your particular scenario, Annya, but I really feel like honesty is the most important thing in a relationship. You married your husband, and you made a promise to him. If you're not going to honor your promise, you would presumably end the marriage. I've grown up being controlled, and I will not do it anymore. I tell everyone that I date, or that even begins to approach me in that way that I will do what I want, when I want, with whom I want to do it with, and for the duration of time that I please. And he will absolutely be the same with me. You cannot spend every waking moment of your time only with your spouse, or alone in a dark room thinking about your spouse. It's not healthy, and if you want a healthy marriage, he's going to need to seek professional help for his control issues. I have them myself, sometimes. Not usually in relationships, but with other aspects of my life. I spent my whole life out of control, so now that I'm an adult, I want to control every single little thing. That doesn't seem to creep in to my relationships, though...luckily. Anyway, I just thought I'd throw it out there. You're going to do what you're going to do, but make sure that you choose what is best for you in the end.
yeah, i hear you. When I was 15 and he came into my life I needed the structure that he provided me, I was a wild child. But then when I turned 18 I broke up with him because I needed to do my thing and be independent. Then we got back together and he joined the military and we spent a year apart. That year apart was awesome because he was 5,000 miles away and I was doing what I wanted, I couldve cheated every day for that year, but I didnt. then we got married and I found out that nothing had changed... We have spent 2 years struggling with control, I do not like to be controlled because I know that I am capable of making good decisions and at the same time I dont like to control people. I've just reached a point where I am seriosuly doubting myself and I just keep my mouth shut because I dont want to be yelled at or scolded... basically to sum up this WHOLE situation, I'm being parented by my spouse. It's a degrading and terrible feeling.
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Nor can I talk to my guy friends from h.s., text message, etc...
How could you not trust someone you've pledged to spend the rest of your life with? If you want to cheat, you're going to anyways. I really don't get some people. My mom's friend's husband is the same way with reguards to being controlling like that, and she's constantly talking about how misarable she is. After 30 years! Fuck, people!
i dont fucking know...
Ridiculous. You're a grown woman, and you will be responsible for your own actions. I say this all the time, but I cannot stress it enough. Cheating is pointless. Just tell him. Keep it in your pants until you've ended it. I know this is not your particular scenario, Annya, but I really feel like honesty is the most important thing in a relationship. You married your husband, and you made a promise to him. If you're not going to honor your promise, you would presumably end the marriage. I've grown up being controlled, and I will not do it anymore. I tell everyone that I date, or that even begins to approach me in that way that I will do what I want, when I want, with whom I want to do it with, and for the duration of time that I please. And he will absolutely be the same with me. You cannot spend every waking moment of your time only with your spouse, or alone in a dark room thinking about your spouse. It's not healthy, and if you want a healthy marriage, he's going to need to seek professional help for his control issues. I have them myself, sometimes. Not usually in relationships, but with other aspects of my life. I spent my whole life out of control, so now that I'm an adult, I want to control every single little thing. That doesn't seem to creep in to my relationships, though...luckily. Anyway, I just thought I'd throw it out there. You're going to do what you're going to do, but make sure that you choose what is best for you in the end.
yeah, i hear you. When I was 15 and he came into my life I needed the structure that he provided me, I was a wild child. But then when I turned 18 I broke up with him because I needed to do my thing and be independent. Then we got back together and he joined the military and we spent a year apart. That year apart was awesome because he was 5,000 miles away and I was doing what I wanted, I couldve cheated every day for that year, but I didnt. then we got married and I found out that nothing had changed... We have spent 2 years struggling with control, I do not like to be controlled because I know that I am capable of making good decisions and at the same time I dont like to control people. I've just reached a point where I am seriosuly doubting myself and I just keep my mouth shut because I dont want to be yelled at or scolded... basically to sum up this WHOLE situation, I'm being parented by my spouse. It's a degrading and terrible feeling.
It's very complicated, but I feel like in the end you have to choose the way that you want to live your life. I could never let anyone treat me like that again. I've struggled with it for a long time, and I think it's help me develop a strong will, and helped me to learn that I don't need to take shit from anyone. Just don't lose who you are.
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HEY!
If you're gonna yak like this, go outside and moosh your tits against the window.
This is the House of Booze.
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HEY!
If you're gonna yak like this, go outside and moosh your tits against the window.
This is the House of Booze.
Sorry. I wish I were drunk. Better?
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whose to say i wasn't drinking last night? you just witnessed the OTHER side of getting drunk, lol.
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whose to say i wasn't drinking last night? you just witnessed the OTHER side of getting drunk, lol.
The other side.
Hahah. Ok.
Annya, getting drunk has about thirty-seven thousand sides, and I've seen them all, at least twice.
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whose to say i wasn't drinking last night? you just witnessed the OTHER side of getting drunk, lol.
The other side.
Hahah. Ok.
Annya, getting drunk has about thirty-seven thousand sides, and I've seen them all, at least twice.
ok, well with me its either chipper happy go lucky goofball or emo
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It's a bloody mary morning.
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What the fuck is all this now?
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What the fuck is all this now?
i led us into a drunken unhappy tangent lol
tonight is fri. I'm getting drunk and it's gonna be a good night!
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tonight is fri. I'm getting drunk and it's gonna be a good night!
Skype party!
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tonight is fri. I'm getting drunk and it's gonna be a good night!
Skype party!
Starts at 11.
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tonight is fri. I'm getting drunk and it's gonna be a good night!
Skype party!
Starts at 11.
i'll be there.... i think... whats skype?
and - is it too early to start drinking? 4:42 here
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tonight is fri. I'm getting drunk and it's gonna be a good night!
Skype party!
Starts at 11.
i'll be there.... i think... whats skype?
and - is it too early to start drinking? 4:42 here
http://www.skype.com
And it's never too early to start drinking. As long as you don't pass out before sundown.
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tonight is fri. I'm getting drunk and it's gonna be a good night!
Skype party!
Starts at 11.
i'll be there.... i think... whats skype?
and - is it too early to start drinking? 4:42 here
http://www.skype.com
And it's never too early to start drinking. As long as you don't pass out before sundown.
hmmm.... i'll try not to pass out, but no guarantees!
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tonight is fri. I'm getting drunk and it's gonna be a good night!
Skype party!
Starts at 11.
i'll be there.... i think... whats skype?
and - is it too early to start drinking? 4:42 here
http://www.skype.com
i dont get this... it calls peoples phones for free?
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Not for free, but calling over the internet to other skype users is free.
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Not for free, but calling over the internet to other skype users is free.
do u need a mic?
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Yes, $10 at Wal-Mart. If your husband objects tell him it's for business.
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Not for free, but calling over the internet to other skype users is free.
do u need a mic?
What works best is one of those phone headsets (http://us.accessories.skype.com/store/skype/DisplayProductDetailsPage/productID.69168100).
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Not for free, but calling over the internet to other skype users is free.
do u need a mic?
What works best is one of those phone headsets (http://us.accessories.skype.com/store/skype/DisplayProductDetailsPage/productID.69168100).
http://www.amazon.com/Sony-711719707806-PlayStation-USB-Headset/dp/B00009YEK5/ref=freetalklive-20
USB and no-hassle with audio settings. I have one. It's wonderful. And cheap.
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Works on your Mac? What about volume?
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Works on your Mac? What about volume?
Works on my Mac and PC laptop. Don't even need drivers for either. Volume can be loud if you want it to be. Has the clearest mic I've ever used on a headset. Has a seperate handheld volume control with mic mute button. Really, it's the best thing out there IMHO.
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Works on your Mac? What about volume?
Works on my Mac and PC laptop. Don't even need drivers for either. Volume can be loud if you want it to be. Has the clearest mic I've ever used on a headset. Has a seperate handheld volume control with mic mute button. Really, it's the best thing out there IMHO.
Ah. That's what I meant. Cool. I use a Panasonic headset for my phone with PC mic and headphone adaptor for Skype. Since I use a MacBook Pro for communications (and Apple still hasn't figured out how to make their port support standard mics :x) I connect it to an iMic. (I prefer to use the same headphone for Skype and Telephone.) I bought a cheap USB adapter on ebay because it was more compact than an iMic (like a pen drive) but it didn't work (that's why I was curious if the Sony USB headset works on the Mac.)
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Yes, $10 at Wal-Mart. If your husband objects tell him it's for business.
lol, I think we have one around here somewhere anyway. If you guys are serious, I suppose I'm in.. I had started drinking, then developed a buzz and then fell asleep. It's been such a long day... I had to get this test done on my abdoman and I had to drink some MORE barium sulfate.... UGH
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So is Skype happening?
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I don't see any of them online, but they may have me blocked.
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So is Skype happening?
I use it instead of paying for long distance. That's pretty happening.
(In retrospect, I probably misunderstood the question, though.)
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Josh likely got baked again and conked out.
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Josh likely got baked again and conked out.
:lol: :? :( :lol:
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Josh likely got baked again and conked out.
I was spending time with my family for your information.
3:10 to Yuma's a good western. I recommend it.
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Josh likely got baked again and conked out.
:lol: :? :( :lol:
A plethora of faces.
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I was spending time with my family for your information.
You're the one who scheduled a time.
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Josh likely got baked again and conked out.
:lol: :? :( :lol:
A plethora of faces.
Or a confused crowd.
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I was spending time with my family for your information.
You're the one who scheduled a time.
No shit, that was in your response of "Hurrr, I bet he's stoned!".
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I was spending time with my family for your information.
You're the one who scheduled a time.
No shit, that was in your response of "Hurrr, I bet he's stoned!".
Well, the odds are with me.
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I was spending time with my family for your information.
You're the one who scheduled a time.
No shit, that was in your response of "Hurrr, I bet he's stoned!".
Well, the odds are with me.
I don't even do it that much. Every great once in a while, maybe...
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Every great once in a while, maybe...
:-|
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Every great once in a while, maybe...
:-|
You know this to be true.
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Cheap wine + Weed + Coopers home brew = wasted
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> PRINT <
Thanks, dude. I been lookin for that recipe.
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I'm watching football.
I made this excellent crab dip.. it was soooooo damn good, and tonight I'm having King Crab for dinner - I was just in the mood for crab today!
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I'm watching football.
I made this excellent crab dip.. it was soooooo damn good, and tonight I'm having King Crab for dinner - I was just in the mood for crab today!
Gimme some.
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Yeah, Imma go down to the seafood place and get some fresh gulf shrimp for tonight. Maybe some grouper too. Mmm.
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I'm watching football.
I made this excellent crab dip.. it was soooooo damn good, and tonight I'm having King Crab for dinner - I was just in the mood for crab today!
Gimme some.
well drive your ass to NC, I have 3 lbs of snow crab too :)
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Yeah, Imma go down to the seafood place and get some fresh gulf shrimp for tonight. Maybe some grouper too. Mmm.
i love grouper. We have a restaurant here named Groupers and they make it so well :D
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I have a seafood shack here where a guy pulls a refrigerator truck up next to a tiny little place, he sells his stuff.
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I found another picture of Shaw in his early days before meeting Melissa:
(http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/1470/shawporngb6.jpg)
Fucked up.
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I found another picture of Shaw in his early days before meeting Melissa:
(http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/1470/shawporngb6.jpg)
Fucked up.
is that cinnamon toast crunch? yum
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I like how they got PORN in every sentence.
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FUCK YOU IMAGESHACK!
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FUCK YOU IMAGESHACK!
i thought that was a joke at first, but thats super lame
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What I wanna know is--did someone rat out the image? Maybe because the name has "porn" in it. Might be a good idea to avoid that word, and probably several others.
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I'm watching football.
I made this excellent crab dip.. it was soooooo damn good, and tonight I'm having King Crab for dinner - I was just in the mood for crab today!
How was it? God, I fucking love seafood. Eating crab or lobster makes me feel like a monster (in a good way.) ..crackin' those little beasts open, digging for succulent chunks of meat. So focused on the task and it's delicious rewards, that you become oblivious to how messy and discusting you're being. (When I eat shellfish, it resembles the Skeksis Banquet from The Dark Crystal.)
..I'm half-tempted to put this in the cunnilingus thread.
Holy shit Val, you must be totally baked. :lol:
And for some strange reason, this makes me think that if you were a lesbian, I'd come on to you. :lol: :lol:
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I'm watching football.
I made this excellent crab dip.. it was soooooo damn good, and tonight I'm having King Crab for dinner - I was just in the mood for crab today!
How was it? God, I fucking love seafood. Eating crab or lobster makes me feel like a monster (in a good way.) ..crackin' those little beasts open, digging for succulent chunks of meat. So focused on the task and it's delicious rewards, that you become oblivious to how messy and discusting you're being. (When I eat shellfish, it resembles the Skeksis Banquet from The Dark Crystal.)
..I'm half-tempted to put this in the cunnilingus thread.
Holy shit, it's Brasky's long lost sister.
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I'm watching football.
I made this excellent crab dip.. it was soooooo damn good, and tonight I'm having King Crab for dinner - I was just in the mood for crab today!
How was it? God, I fucking love seafood. Eating crab or lobster makes me feel like a monster (in a good way.) ..crackin' those little beasts open, digging for succulent chunks of meat. So focused on the task and it's delicious rewards, that you become oblivious to how messy and discusting you're being. (When I eat shellfish, it resembles the Skeksis Banquet from The Dark Crystal.)
..I'm half-tempted to put this in the cunnilingus thread.
Holy shit Val, you must be totally baked. :lol:
And for some strange reason, this makes me think that if you were a lesbian, I'd come on to you. :lol: :lol:
Baked ..and open to new experiences.. :wink:
Note to self: Make sure Val is under the influence before you try to make out with her.
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I'm watching football.
I made this excellent crab dip.. it was soooooo damn good, and tonight I'm having King Crab for dinner - I was just in the mood for crab today!
How was it? God, I fucking love seafood. Eating crab or lobster makes me feel like a monster (in a good way.) ..crackin' those little beasts open, digging for succulent chunks of meat. So focused on the task and it's delicious rewards, that you become oblivious to how messy and discusting you're being. (When I eat shellfish, it resembles the Skeksis Banquet from The Dark Crystal.)
..I'm half-tempted to put this in the cunnilingus thread.
it was amazing. The king crab and snow crab were soo freaking good too... youre right though, when eating crab I get into this zone where all I can think to do is rip the shell open and eat meat.... ahh so yummy
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I don't like seafood, but Annya...you're right...Chicken Parmesan is great. :D
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it was amazing. The king crab and snow crab was soo freaking good too... youre right though, when eating crab I get into this zone where all I can think to do is rip the shell open and eat meat.... ahh so yummy
For some reason I have a psychological aversion to cracking shells open and eating straight from them. It makes me want to puke. I'll eat crab by the pound if it's done for me, though.
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I don't like seafood, but Annya...you're right...Chicken Parmesan is great. :D
yes it is
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it was amazing. The king crab and snow crab was soo freaking good too... youre right though, when eating crab I get into this zone where all I can think to do is rip the shell open and eat meat.... ahh so yummy
For some reason I have a psychological aversion to cracking shells open and eating straight from them. It makes me want to puke. I'll eat crab by the pound if it's done for me, though.
hmmm... i know i have to eat it from the shell because otherwise it gets cold fast :(
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it was amazing. The king crab and snow crab was soo freaking good too... youre right though, when eating crab I get into this zone where all I can think to do is rip the shell open and eat meat.... ahh so yummy
For some reason I have a psychological aversion to cracking shells open and eating straight from them. It makes me want to puke. I'll eat crab by the pound if it's done for me, though.
that's a shame, dude! cracking shells makes the fruits of your labor so much sweeter. Like pomegranate. ..if I wanted to just cut to the chase, I'd drink grenadine. ..But, I'd rather peel back the rind, and tear it apart. Exploring and sucking the juices out of the little, plump, ruby kernels. ..I hope Lindsey is paying attention to this.
1.) You could get pomegranate juice for the pomegranate problem. V8 Fusion Pomegranate Blueberry is really good.
2.) I'm paying attention. Obviously you enjoy torturing a woman. :-P
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2.) I'm paying attention. Obviously you enjoy torturing a woman. :-P
She's not just torturing you.
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2.) I'm paying attention. Obviously you enjoy torturing a woman. :-P
She's not just torturing you.
Either way, I bet she's enjoying it. :lol:
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2.) I'm paying attention. Obviously you enjoy torturing a woman. :-P
She's not just torturing you.
Either way, I bet she's enjoying it. :lol:
I don't doubt it. I just want pics, video or audio of her enjoying it.
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2.) I'm paying attention. Obviously you enjoy torturing a woman. :-P
She's not just torturing you.
Either way, I bet she's enjoying it. :lol:
I don't doubt it. I just want pics, video or audio of her enjoying it.
Let me guess. The word will collapse if there is no video of this. :lol:
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2.) I'm paying attention. Obviously you enjoy torturing a woman. :-P
She's not just torturing you.
Either way, I bet she's enjoying it. :lol:
I don't doubt it. I just want pics, video or audio of her enjoying it.
Let me guess. The word will collapse if there is no video of this. :lol:
It certainly would help keep certain things up.
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This thread would be even more full of win if I got some lesbian action out of it.
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run ya about 12 bucks at trader joes.. worth it.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y276/pantomus/OldRasputin.jpg)
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something about the thought of drinking Russian beer grosses me out.... but I am seriously ignorant on beer issues
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12 bucks, what? Do they marinatek his penis in the mash tun or something?
http://www.st-petersburg-life.com/st-petersburg/rasputins-penis
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:) :) nice article!
..12 bucks for just a Fo' (4) pack!
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oh, and it is really good. very strong taste and hard to describe- kind of like butterscotch and leather.
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oh, and it is really good. very strong taste and hard to describe- kind of like butterscotch and leather.
hmmmmm....... i may just try it... just need to find it lol
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report back when you do! its probably on the shelf at the nearest seller of brews that offer a wide selection.
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I'm watching football.
I made this excellent crab dip.. it was soooooo damn good, and tonight I'm having King Crab for dinner - I was just in the mood for crab today!
How was it? God, I fucking love seafood. Eating crab or lobster makes me feel like a monster (in a good way.) ..crackin' those little beasts open, digging for succulent chunks of meat. So focused on the task and it's delicious rewards, that you become oblivious to how messy and discusting you're being. (When I eat shellfish, it resembles the Skeksis Banquet from The Dark Crystal.)
..I'm half-tempted to put this in the cunnilingus thread.
Holy shit, it's Brasky's long lost sister.
God, I hope not.
Theres a little town on the coast of Maine that was settled in the early 1800's, it was a traders port and had a small harbour where the crab boats would come home at dark and lash up against the piers to wait for the next fair day. My great-grandpappy the indian fighter had yet to make his way to the plains and spill the blood of the red man, he was a sea-faring man from his days as a viking, a sextant was his weapon of choice but was well schooled in the ways of the warrior.
His ship was called the Erasmus and was the fittest ship in the yard, and also the only crabbin' boat fitted with cannon, it was a low-hung sloop and seemed to be half sunk until it took the wind's hand, it would rise up under sail and fly like a kite leaving a crease in the surface of the sea. Other pilots feared that ship and none could command her, it needed to be steered by the hand of a man who was not afraid to die at the helm.
I would watch him leave port with his crew and he would return at dark so loaded with crab they would be scurrying around the deck knee deep. They'd hang a wooden trough out of a hatch and an avalanche of live crawling crab would come smashing down into the back of a huge horse-drawn cart and set off for market. As I got older I noticed something was missing from the ship: crab pots.
One day he beckoned me from the deck and said to board, I was to be a deck hand for the first time. We steered out and went over the horizon, he held the course with one arm draped casually over the wheel, seemingly indifferent to our direction. As dawn broke and the sun rose over the line that holds darkness below it, we turned straight into the sun and rode the swells of the sea until it was directly over head, then dropped anchor. He went to his quarters and returned with a trident, and touched it to the surface of the water, and said "Climb aboard."
All day we sat there, crabs climbed the anchor chain like a parade, dropped to the deck and found their way to the cargo hold and threw themselves in. He would swig from a grey stone jug, and I asked him what it contained, he said "Fire" and spat a stream of fire to the water where it burst into a little flame, then guttered out. When the ship had taken its fill we hauled anchor and set our course for home. Half way back, he told me to take the wheel. I was unsure of myself, and when I tried to object, he said "One way or another, we're steering back to port with your hands on that wheel, and I don't care if they're attached to your arms or not."
So, that was the first day I ever guided the Erasmus and I also learned why a crab boat carried not crab pots, but cannon.
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Yesterday was a pretty big day. Duckey picked me up at 2:50 and we went to Wendy's and got a few burgers off the $0.99 menu (I got a Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger, and he got a couple of Spicy Chickenburgers for him and Jesus). We then drove to Jesus's house and met his grandma. We planned this day because Jesus's mom is in Las Vegas for four days and his grandma doesn't care what we do. That's why Duckey brought some of his dad's 80 proof home made wine for us to drink.
We started drinking the wine at about 3:50 and it tasted wonderful. I drank about two cups full and was feeling pretty drunk when we all decided we wanted to smoke a couple of bowls to add to the drunkeness. So Jesus runs inside and grabs the Felony Box, grinds up 2 bowls worth, and we light up.
We're feeling AMAZING after the two bowls and we sit on the side of Jesus's house. It was like we were at a campfire or something, and I mentioned that we should get some sticks and create a bonfire. Everyone was too stoned to move though so we gathered leaves from around us and started lighting them on fire. Someone then said that we should put the leaves (these are leaves...like regular leaves from a tree) into the pipe and smoke them. They tasted like cinnamon but it was kind of gross over all. Then we split a Camel Turkish Silver open and smoked that in the pipe. We then gave each other back massages for about an hour.
I don't remember much after that but 5 hours later around 8:50 PM we went outside and smoked another two bowls. Everything was great and we all felt like little kids again. We laid on our backs on the trampoline and looked up at the sky...it was so damn beautiful. Everytime I'd look up and see the open space I'd feel like I was being carried off into another dimension. After we got off the trampoline I came up with a plan involving taking an adventure to Jesus's mailbox and walking around his house. We did this twice and it was spectacular. Then we went inside and Duckey played with action figures, and when Jesus's grandma fell asleep Duckey got a can of tomato soup and chicken noodle soup, brought the fucking can opener to Jesus's room, and ate the shit raw.
For some reason I was in pain (very, very bad pain) for the rest of the night and couldn't sleep. When Jesus woke up for school he gave me an Ibuprofen and it kicked in 20 minutes later. That's when Jesus left in his car to go to school at 6:15 AM and me and Duckey left to drop me off back home. Duckey scared the living shit out of me and I almost threw up because he was going so fast on the road, which is really curvy and has a lot of sharp turns.
I got home, took off my shoes, and made a pot of coffee. I then came up to my room and started listening to A Perfect Circle. My mom knocked on my door and kept being a bitch telling me it was too loud so I ended up wearing headphones...and now here I sit typing this, hungry as hell (I'm about to make a bacon, egg, and cheese breakfast hot pocket), and drinking a cup of coffee. The sun is also just coming up.
It was a good day.
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Thats the shit.
Two of my buddies had cool houses for hangin' in. Spent a lot of time in those basements. Parents didn't care. They knew we were burners - figured it was best if we were safe. I can't begin to count the number of kegs, cases, bottles, bags, and whatever else we did in those basements. Only the big ones did we ever plan, but on any given day there could be a few cars, sometimes ten or more lined up down the side of the road, one at a time they'd show up, the cars were like advertising.
The night parties were pretty crazy for our age, both had moms that were divorced and would go spend the night elsewhere on the weekends, look the fuck out. Packed house, make some calls, pass the word - few hours later there'd be thirty, forty people getting all fucked up. Sometimes I'd take my stereo over to the house, hook it all up, big tall floor standing speakers beat to shit but sounded good. You know you threw a good party when there were cups littered everywhere and there was still some booze to be found sloshing around in the bottom of a keg. We'd play drinking games, smoke like animals, chase the hotties. I was hooked up pretty good and moved quite a bit of shit, always had a few sacks to distribute so I could have a headbag for nothing. My buddy Joby would always challenge me to roll a fatty, it became a game of oneupmanship. I don't recall ever disappointing him. That went on for about four years, 'til the guys eventually went their own way, college and elsewhere.
There were other places, one guy had a similar situation with a pond out back, but those were bigger events, more people, less often. Another had a horse farm and his family owned half a mountain with a pretty large pond on it, and those parties were massive, easily more than a hundred people went to those. The farm was great because it had a fence that closed over the road, nobody could touch us and the place would go completely off the hook. People would set off big fireworks, they'd be fucking in the bushes and the backs of cars. I still see fireworks coming off the top of that mountain occasionally, there can only be one reason if you understand the topography.
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well, i couldn't find that Russian beer at this place that sells beers from around the world... so i picked these up. mostly American, but different for sure.
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y18/annyab/100_0682.jpg)
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Gimme some of that Purple Haze.
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well, i couldn't find that Russian beer at this place that sells beers from around the world... so i picked these up. mostly American, but different for sure.
But what the heck is up with that one on the far right of yer pic. It looks communist....yer drinking communist beer now???
i dont know, probably - http://www.rogue.com/nation/magnumopus.html
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Gimme some of that Purple Haze.
Its raspberry wheat.
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Dogfish Head has a beer out right now that's made with pumpkin. It's good shit.
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hmm, which one should I try first?
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hmm, which one should I try first?
The one with the lowest alcohol content.
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I'm not into flavored beers.
The only one I ever liked that was flavored was Sam's Winterfest, tasted like orange, but it wasn't labeled as such.
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i'm experimenting, but not expecting to like them all lol... i've never had flavored beer, so who knows!
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Dogfish Head has a beer out right now that's made with pumpkin. It's good shit.
That intrigues me. As does the aforementioned raspberry wheat variety.
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Dogfish Head has a beer out right now that's made with pumpkin. It's good shit.
That intrigues me. As does the aforementioned raspberry wheat variety.
I'm not even a beer person, and I'm a fan of pumpkin brews.
Yeah, I'm not a huge beer drinker, but I love things that smell and taste like pumpkin.
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Dogfish Head has a beer out right now that's made with pumpkin. It's good shit.
That intrigues me. As does the aforementioned raspberry wheat variety.
I'm not even a beer person, and I'm a fan of pumpkin brews.
Yeah, I'm not a huge beer drinker, but I love things that smell and taste like pumpkin.
Come over and have one.
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Dogfish Head has a beer out right now that's made with pumpkin. It's good shit.
That intrigues me. As does the aforementioned raspberry wheat variety.
I'm not even a beer person, and I'm a fan of pumpkin brews.
Yeah, I'm not a huge beer drinker, but I love things that smell and taste like pumpkin.
Come over and have one.
I long for the day that I can just go to the store and buy something alcoholic if I want to drink it. I'm not a big drinker, but having to acquire it through other channels is annoying.
As an aside, I'm not permitted to drink anything but water right now...I've got a kidney infection. :x
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Dogfish Head has a beer out right now that's made with pumpkin. It's good shit.
That intrigues me. As does the aforementioned raspberry wheat variety.
I'm not even a beer person, and I'm a fan of pumpkin brews.
Yeah, I'm not a huge beer drinker, but I love things that smell and taste like pumpkin.
I'll have to remember that next time I buy a new body wash. :wink:(Unless you also like the smell of rotting milk and death.)
No rotting milk and death. :P
Try this: http://www.bathandbodyworks.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2447354&cp=2484525.2869533&cm_re_o=Vwyuwgf+-AfAFE+ZVCjCmA_n.vCjCdzkk+awF5fzfbBEl&parentPage=category
I don't put it in my hair, so I don't know it'd turn out...but it smells yummy. They also have a lotion, and I have a lip gloss that I bought last fall to match. I wish they'd have a body spray. I'd walk around smelling of pumpkin all the time.
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Dogfish Head has a beer out right now that's made with pumpkin. It's good shit.
Mmmm, that's good. A cheaper one that is a little different but nearly as good is made by Buffalo Bill's. I have heard that it is widely distributed now.
On the Dogfish Head angle, I just got a batch of their Red and White - made with orange peel, coriander, and pinot noir juice. Damn, that is good stuff.
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Dogfish Head has a beer out right now that's made with pumpkin. It's good shit.
Mmmm, that's good. A cheaper one that is a little different but nearly as good is made by Buffalo Bill's. I have heard that it is widely distributed now.
On the Dogfish Head angle, I just got a batch of their Red and White - made with orange peel, coriander, and pinot noir juice. Damn, that is good stuff.
That sounds good! I love orange and coriander and cinnamon.
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Okay! It's 11pm, I've pre-gamed, haven't slept since yesterday afternoon.
I think it's time to make a nuisance of myself.
I come here to chill, and go out to be a troll. How fucked up is that?
You may now gaze at the newest piece of shit tacked upon my wall.
(http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5019/pix207022gx0.jpg)
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Dogfish Head has a beer out right now that's made with pumpkin. It's good shit.
That intrigues me. As does the aforementioned raspberry wheat variety.
I'm not even a beer person, and I'm a fan of pumpkin brews.
it was really good :)
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Dogfish Head has a beer out right now that's made with pumpkin. It's good shit.
That intrigues me. As does the aforementioned raspberry wheat variety.
I'm not even a beer person, and I'm a fan of pumpkin brews.
it was really good :)
Stop putting shit in the beer people.
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Dogfish Head has a beer out right now that's made with pumpkin. It's good shit.
That intrigues me. As does the aforementioned raspberry wheat variety.
I'm not even a beer person, and I'm a fan of pumpkin brews.
it was really good :)
Stop putting shit in the beer people.
No. That's what makes it taste tolerable.
I'm telling you, find me a beer that tastes good without any added unbeer-like flavors, and I'll give you a prize.
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We have beer and wine classes in culinary school next week. I'm going to be fucked all day.
Life is good.
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Dogfish Head has a beer out right now that's made with pumpkin. It's good shit.
That intrigues me. As does the aforementioned raspberry wheat variety.
I'm not even a beer person, and I'm a fan of pumpkin brews.
it was really good :)
Stop putting shit in the beer people.
No. That's what makes it taste tolerable.
I'm telling you, find me a beer that tastes good without any added unbeer-like flavors, and I'll give you a prize.
Depending on the prize, I may be willing to do some foot work.
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Dogfish Head has a beer out right now that's made with pumpkin. It's good shit.
That intrigues me. As does the aforementioned raspberry wheat variety.
I'm not even a beer person, and I'm a fan of pumpkin brews.
it was really good :)
Stop putting shit in the beer people.
No. That's what makes it taste tolerable.
I'm telling you, find me a beer that tastes good without any added unbeer-like flavors, and I'll give you a prize.
Depending on the prize, I may be willing to do some foot work.
You get nothing.
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I hadn't gotten that far. I'm also too lazy to think of something good. The prize can be whatever anybody wants it to be, you know...that I can pull off, anyway. Large sums of money are unfortunately out of the question.
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I hadn't gotten that far. I'm also too lazy to think of something good. The prize can be whatever anybody wants it to be, you know...that I can pull off, anyway. Large sums of money are unfortunately out of the question.
Its just that you dont like the flavor of beer.
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Well I haven't had them all, so it's entirely possible that there's some out there that don't taste like watered down piss smells.
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Well I haven't had them all, so it's entirely possible that there's some out there that don't taste like watered down piss smells.
There is a point at which it ceases to become beer.
Samuel Adams Raspberry Ale is that point.
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Well I haven't had them all, so it's entirely possible that there's some out there that don't taste like watered down piss smells.
There is a point at which it ceases to become beer.
Samuel Adams Raspberry Ale is that point.
You're just a filthy purist, is all.
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Well I haven't had them all, so it's entirely possible that there's some out there that don't taste like watered down piss smells.
There is a point at which it ceases to become beer.
Samuel Adams Raspberry Ale is that point.
You're just a filthy purist, is all.
That, and broke as a motherfucker.
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Well I haven't had them all, so it's entirely possible that there's some out there that don't taste like watered down piss smells.
There is a point at which it ceases to become beer.
Samuel Adams Raspberry Ale is that point.
You're just a filthy purist, is all.
That, and broke as a motherfucker.
That'll do it. Embrace flavored beers, they get women drunk. :lol:
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Well I haven't had them all, so it's entirely possible that there's some out there that don't taste like watered down piss smells.
There is a point at which it ceases to become beer.
Samuel Adams Raspberry Ale is that point.
You're just a filthy purist, is all.
That, and broke as a motherfucker.
That'll do it. Embrace flavored beers, they get women drunk. :lol:
Alcohol in general does that....
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Well I haven't had them all, so it's entirely possible that there's some out there that don't taste like watered down piss smells.
There is a point at which it ceases to become beer.
Samuel Adams Raspberry Ale is that point.
You're just a filthy purist, is all.
That, and broke as a motherfucker.
That'll do it. Embrace flavored beers, they get women drunk. :lol:
Alcohol in general does that....
O RLY? :P
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Well I haven't had them all, so it's entirely possible that there's some out there that don't taste like watered down piss smells.
There is a point at which it ceases to become beer.
Samuel Adams Raspberry Ale is that point.
You're just a filthy purist, is all.
That, and broke as a motherfucker.
That'll do it. Embrace flavored beers, they get women drunk. :lol:
Alcohol in general does that....
O RLY? :P
What makes you think I need to get them drunk?
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I never thought that. I'm sure your charm intoxicates them enough. :P
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I never thought that. I'm sure your charm intoxicates them enough. :P
You're a bloody mess.
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I never thought that. I'm sure your charm intoxicates them enough. :P
You're a bloody mess.
LIES! Why can't I say something nice and get by with it every once in a while? Sheesh.
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Where's teach been?
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Where's teach been?
Probably frolicking with members of another internet forum or something. :(
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Where's teach been?
Probably frolicking with members of another internet forum or something. :(
Filthy slut :)
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Where's teach been?
I quit teaching. I'm in culinary school now at the Art Institute.
I don't frolic.
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Oh...that's sad. Frolicking makes me wet.
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Well I haven't had them all, so it's entirely possible that there's some out there that don't taste like watered down piss smells.
There is a point at which it ceases to become beer.
Samuel Adams Raspberry Ale is that point.
The voice of reason. Dude, they havent been listening to me. They were talking about raspberry, pumpkin.
I rubbed the skin off my face, twice.
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Well I haven't had them all, so it's entirely possible that there's some out there that don't taste like watered down piss smells.
There is a point at which it ceases to become beer.
Samuel Adams Raspberry Ale is that point.
The voice of reason. Dude, they havent been listening to me. They were talking about raspberry, pumpkin.
I rubbed the skin off my face, twice.
Ouchie.
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Well I haven't had them all, so it's entirely possible that there's some out there that don't taste like watered down piss smells.
There is a point at which it ceases to become beer.
Samuel Adams Raspberry Ale is that point.
The voice of reason. Dude, they havent been listening to me. They were talking about raspberry, pumpkin.
I rubbed the skin off my face, twice.
My buddy gave me a "Punkin Ale" last week with "flavors of cinnamon and nutmeg." Thats not beer, its a fucking scented candle.
I slapped him.
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Oh...that's sad. Frolicking makes me wet.
Fine. You frolic, I'll watch.
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Well I haven't had them all, so it's entirely possible that there's some out there that don't taste like watered down piss smells.
There is a point at which it ceases to become beer.
Samuel Adams Raspberry Ale is that point.
The voice of reason. Dude, they havent been listening to me. They were talking about raspberry, pumpkin.
javascript:void(0);
Confused
I rubbed the skin off my face, twice.
My buddy gave me a "Punkin Ale" last week with "flavors of cinnamon and nutmeg." Thats not beer, its a fucking scented candle.
I slapped him.
:cry:
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Well I haven't had them all, so it's entirely possible that there's some out there that don't taste like watered down piss smells.
There is a point at which it ceases to become beer.
Samuel Adams Raspberry Ale is that point.
The voice of reason. Dude, they havent been listening to me. They were talking about raspberry, pumpkin.
javascript:void(0);
Confused
I rubbed the skin off my face, twice.
My buddy gave me a "Punkin Ale" last week with "flavors of cinnamon and nutmeg." Thats not beer, its a fucking scented candle.
I slapped him.
:cry:
Slapping makes Lindsey cry. I always thought the opposite was true.
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Well I haven't had them all, so it's entirely possible that there's some out there that don't taste like watered down piss smells.
There is a point at which it ceases to become beer.
Samuel Adams Raspberry Ale is that point.
The voice of reason. Dude, they havent been listening to me. They were talking about raspberry, pumpkin.
I rubbed the skin off my face, twice.
My buddy gave me a "Punkin Ale" last week with "flavors of cinnamon and nutmeg." Thats not beer, its a fucking scented candle.
I slapped him.
I'm sending you to Kazakhstan to be execute.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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i would probably give one of my kidneys for a newcastle right now
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My kidneys are angry, so all I can drink is water. Which in turn is making me angry.
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My kidneys are angry, so all I can drink is water. Which in turn is making me angry.
You would think alcohol would help kill bacteria in ur kidnees.
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My kidneys are angry, so all I can drink is water. Which in turn is making me angry.
You would think alcohol would help kill bacteria in ur kidnees.
Makes sense, but I don't know if I feel quite up to the challenge of trying it. :(
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My kidneys are angry, so all I can drink is water. Which in turn is making me angry.
You would think alcohol would help kill bacteria in ur kidnees.
Makes sense, but I don't know if I feel quite up to the challenge of trying it. :(
Shots of Everclear should do the trick. Pity it's only 151 proof in Florida. You'll have to get Annya to send you the 190 proof stuff from NC.
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My kidneys are angry, so all I can drink is water. Which in turn is making me angry.
You would think alcohol would help kill bacteria in ur kidnees.
Makes sense, but I don't know if I feel quite up to the challenge of trying it. :(
Shots of Everclear should do the trick. Pity it's only 151 proof in Florida. You'll have to get Annya to send you the 190 proof stuff from NC.
Are you trying to kill me or something? :?
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My kidneys are angry, so all I can drink is water. Which in turn is making me angry.
You would think alcohol would help kill bacteria in ur kidnees.
Makes sense, but I don't know if I feel quite up to the challenge of trying it. :(
Shots of Everclear should do the trick. Pity it's only 151 proof in Florida. You'll have to get Annya to send you the 190 proof stuff from NC.
Are you trying to kill me or something? :?
Maybe.
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i drank some of the ale's... holy shit, i didn't expect them to be so strong! But they were ok
I went to Cirque du Soleil today.. I have never done acid, but I bet thats what the world looks like if you do.
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Well I haven't had them all, so it's entirely possible that there's some out there that don't taste like watered down piss smells.
There is a point at which it ceases to become beer.
Samuel Adams Raspberry Ale is that point.
You're just a filthy purist, is all.
That, and broke as a motherfucker.
That'll do it. Embrace flavored beers, they get women drunk. :lol:
Alcohol in general does that....
O RLY? :P
What makes you think I need to get them drunk?
i dont need to be drunk...
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Well I haven't had them all, so it's entirely possible that there's some out there that don't taste like watered down piss smells.
There is a point at which it ceases to become beer.
Samuel Adams Raspberry Ale is that point.
You're just a filthy purist, is all.
That, and broke as a motherfucker.
That'll do it. Embrace flavored beers, they get women drunk. :lol:
Alcohol in general does that....
O RLY? :P
What makes you think I need to get them drunk?
i dont need to be drunk...
So my alcohol quotient is 0?
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Well I haven't had them all, so it's entirely possible that there's some out there that don't taste like watered down piss smells.
There is a point at which it ceases to become beer.
Samuel Adams Raspberry Ale is that point.
You're just a filthy purist, is all.
That, and broke as a motherfucker.
That'll do it. Embrace flavored beers, they get women drunk. :lol:
Alcohol in general does that....
O RLY? :P
What makes you think I need to get them drunk?
i dont need to be drunk...
So my alcohol quotient is 0?
sure, i mean alcohol makes me more fun
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sure, i mean alcohol makes me more fun
Alcohol makes everything more fun.
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Well I haven't had them all, so it's entirely possible that there's some out there that don't taste like watered down piss smells.
There is a point at which it ceases to become beer.
Samuel Adams Raspberry Ale is that point.
You're just a filthy purist, is all.
That, and broke as a motherfucker.
That'll do it. Embrace flavored beers, they get women drunk. :lol:
Alcohol in general does that....
O RLY? :P
What makes you think I need to get them drunk?
i dont need to be drunk...
So my alcohol quotient is 0?
sure, i mean alcohol makes me more fun
This is about me!
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sure, i mean alcohol makes me more fun
Alcohol makes everything more fun.
yeah, pretty much :) its what i meant anyway
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sure, i mean alcohol makes me more fun
Alcohol makes everything more fun.
yeah, pretty much :) its what i meant anyway
I thought the implication was that you didn't need alcohol.
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sure, i mean alcohol makes me more fun
Alcohol makes everything more fun.
yeah, pretty much :) its what i meant anyway
I thought the implication was that you didn't need alcohol.
i don't NEED it, but it makes things more interesting.
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sure, i mean alcohol makes me more fun
Alcohol makes everything more fun.
yeah, pretty much :) its what i meant anyway
I thought the implication was that you didn't need alcohol.
i don't NEED it, but it makes things more interesting.
alky is of the devil.
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sure, i mean alcohol makes me more fun
Alcohol makes everything more fun.
yeah, pretty much :) its what i meant anyway
I thought the implication was that you didn't need alcohol.
i don't NEED it, but it makes things more interesting.
All ears over here.
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sure, i mean alcohol makes me more fun
Alcohol makes everything more fun.
yeah, pretty much :) its what i meant anyway
I thought the implication was that you didn't need alcohol.
i don't NEED it, but it makes things more interesting.
alky is of the devil.
what if it led to an unforgettable lay?
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sure, i mean alcohol makes me more fun
Alcohol makes everything more fun.
yeah, pretty much :) its what i meant anyway
I thought the implication was that you didn't need alcohol.
i don't NEED it, but it makes things more interesting.
All ears over here.
little to no inhibition
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sure, i mean alcohol makes me more fun
Alcohol makes everything more fun.
yeah, pretty much :) its what i meant anyway
I thought the implication was that you didn't need alcohol.
i don't NEED it, but it makes things more interesting.
All ears over here.
little to no inhibition
I thought I required no booze.
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sure, i mean alcohol makes me more fun
Alcohol makes everything more fun.
yeah, pretty much :) its what i meant anyway
I thought the implication was that you didn't need alcohol.
i don't NEED it, but it makes things more interesting.
alky is of the devil.
what if it led to an unforgettable lay?
Then I might become an alcoholic. Or even an anarcho-drunk.
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sure, i mean alcohol makes me more fun
Alcohol makes everything more fun.
yeah, pretty much :) its what i meant anyway
I thought the implication was that you didn't need alcohol.
i don't NEED it, but it makes things more interesting.
alky is of the devil.
what if it led to an unforgettable lay?
I like medieval poets as much as the next guy, but I stand by my statement
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sure, i mean alcohol makes me more fun
Alcohol makes everything more fun.
yeah, pretty much :) its what i meant anyway
I thought the implication was that you didn't need alcohol.
i don't NEED it, but it makes things more interesting.
All ears over here.
little to no inhibition
I thought I required no booze.
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sure, i mean alcohol makes me more fun
Alcohol makes everything more fun.
yeah, pretty much :) its what i meant anyway
I thought the implication was that you didn't need alcohol.
i don't NEED it, but it makes things more interesting.
alky is of the devil.
what if it led to an unforgettable lay?
I like medieval poets as much as the next guy, but I stand by my statement
sorry Nyal, this is where our paths diverge
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sure, i mean alcohol makes me more fun
Alcohol makes everything more fun.
yeah, pretty much :) its what i meant anyway
I thought the implication was that you didn't need alcohol.
i don't NEED it, but it makes things more interesting.
All ears over here.
little to no inhibition
I thought I required no booze.
its not required, not at all necessary! It's a lot of fun sober, but drunk, i dont know, maybe because I get crazy-drunk
Your flirting skills require development.
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I can't believe my anarcho-drunkette comment got passed up. Damn.
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I can't believe my anarcho-drunkette comment got passed up. Damn.
No, it's festering a bit first.
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sure, i mean alcohol makes me more fun
Alcohol makes everything more fun.
yeah, pretty much :) its what i meant anyway
I thought the implication was that you didn't need alcohol.
i don't NEED it, but it makes things more interesting.
All ears over here.
little to no inhibition
I thought I required no booze.
its not required, not at all necessary! It's a lot of fun sober, but drunk, i dont know, maybe because I get crazy-drunk
Your flirting skills require development.
i'm not so good at being coy and beating around the bush
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sure, i mean alcohol makes me more fun
Alcohol makes everything more fun.
yeah, pretty much :) its what i meant anyway
I thought the implication was that you didn't need alcohol.
i don't NEED it, but it makes things more interesting.
All ears over here.
little to no inhibition
I thought I required no booze.
its not required, not at all necessary! It's a lot of fun sober, but drunk, i dont know, maybe because I get crazy-drunk
Your flirting skills require development.
i'm not so good at being coy and beating around the bush
So why do either?
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sure, i mean alcohol makes me more fun
Alcohol makes everything more fun.
yeah, pretty much :) its what i meant anyway
I thought the implication was that you didn't need alcohol.
i don't NEED it, but it makes things more interesting.
All ears over here.
little to no inhibition
I thought I required no booze.
its not required, not at all necessary! It's a lot of fun sober, but drunk, i dont know, maybe because I get crazy-drunk
Your flirting skills require development.
i'm not so good at being coy and beating around the bush
So why do either?
alright, then is it really flirting?
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sure, i mean alcohol makes me more fun
Alcohol makes everything more fun.
yeah, pretty much :) its what i meant anyway
I thought the implication was that you didn't need alcohol.
i don't NEED it, but it makes things more interesting.
All ears over here.
little to no inhibition
I thought I required no booze.
its not required, not at all necessary! It's a lot of fun sober, but drunk, i dont know, maybe because I get crazy-drunk
Your flirting skills require development.
i'm not so good at being coy and beating around the bush
Me either. A conversation with me is like foreplay. :lol:
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sure, i mean alcohol makes me more fun
Alcohol makes everything more fun.
yeah, pretty much :) its what i meant anyway
I thought the implication was that you didn't need alcohol.
i don't NEED it, but it makes things more interesting.
All ears over here.
little to no inhibition
I thought I required no booze.
its not required, not at all necessary! It's a lot of fun sober, but drunk, i dont know, maybe because I get crazy-drunk
Your flirting skills require development.
i'm not so good at being coy and beating around the bush
Me either. A conversation with me is like foreplay. :lol:
Talk to your friend over here. Annya doesn't seem to grasp what I'm saying about the uselessness of subtlety.
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sure, i mean alcohol makes me more fun
Alcohol makes everything more fun.
yeah, pretty much :) its what i meant anyway
I thought the implication was that you didn't need alcohol.
i don't NEED it, but it makes things more interesting.
All ears over here.
little to no inhibition
I thought I required no booze.
its not required, not at all necessary! It's a lot of fun sober, but drunk, i dont know, maybe because I get crazy-drunk
Your flirting skills require development.
i'm not so good at being coy and beating around the bush
Me either. A conversation with me is like foreplay. :lol:
Talk to your friend over here. Annya doesn't seem to grasp what I'm saying about the uselessness of subtlety.
are you saying you wanna make sweet tender love?
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"Sweet tender love" does not compute.
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sure, i mean alcohol makes me more fun
Alcohol makes everything more fun.
yeah, pretty much :) its what i meant anyway
I thought the implication was that you didn't need alcohol.
i don't NEED it, but it makes things more interesting.
All ears over here.
little to no inhibition
I thought I required no booze.
its not required, not at all necessary! It's a lot of fun sober, but drunk, i dont know, maybe because I get crazy-drunk
Your flirting skills require development.
i'm not so good at being coy and beating around the bush
Me either. A conversation with me is like foreplay. :lol:
Talk to your friend over here. Annya doesn't seem to grasp what I'm saying about the uselessness of subtlety.
are you saying you wanna make sweet tender love?
People don't say that shit, Annya. Do you make love, have sex, or fuck? Because there's totally a difference.
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"Sweet tender love" does not compute.
that was sarcasm
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"Sweet tender love" does not compute.
that was sarcasm
Oh thank the FSM.
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sure, i mean alcohol makes me more fun
Alcohol makes everything more fun.
yeah, pretty much :) its what i meant anyway
I thought the implication was that you didn't need alcohol.
i don't NEED it, but it makes things more interesting.
All ears over here.
little to no inhibition
I thought I required no booze.
its not required, not at all necessary! It's a lot of fun sober, but drunk, i dont know, maybe because I get crazy-drunk
Your flirting skills require development.
i'm not so good at being coy and beating around the bush
Me either. A conversation with me is like foreplay. :lol:
Talk to your friend over here. Annya doesn't seem to grasp what I'm saying about the uselessness of subtlety.
are you saying you wanna make sweet tender love?
People don't say that shit, Annya. Do you make love, have sex, or fuck? Because there's totally a difference.
yes, i know. I'm not that naive....
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"Sweet tender love" does not compute.
that was sarcasm
Oh thank the FSM.
FSM?? flying spaghetti monster?
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"Sweet tender love" does not compute.
that was sarcasm
I'd rather have some sweaty hardcore sex.
Fucking, if you will.
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"Sweet tender love" does not compute.
that was sarcasm
Oh thank the FSM.
Whatever, Annya makes sweet, sweet tender love. ..She's a lady. Ladies don't fuck.
LIES!
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"Sweet tender love" does not compute.
that was sarcasm
Oh thank the FSM.
Whatever, Annya makes sweet, sweet tender love. ..She's a lady. Ladies don't fuck.
You're not going to validate this are you Annya?
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"Sweet tender love" does not compute.
that was sarcasm
Oh thank the FSM.
Whatever, Annya makes sweet, sweet tender love. ..She's a lady. Ladies don't fuck.
You're not going to validate this are you Annya?
sometimes this is true, sometimes i like the other kinds
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"Sweet tender love" does not compute.
that was sarcasm
Oh thank the FSM.
Whatever, Annya makes sweet, sweet tender love. ..She's a lady. Ladies don't fuck.
You're not going to validate this are you Annya?
sometimes this is true, sometimes i like the other kinds
Yeah, okay. You kind of have a point. I mean, for instance...the sex on your wedding night is supposed to be all gentle and shit, I guess. That's what I've heard, anyway. Since I discovered that outrageous claim, one of my fantasies is to just have the absolute dirtiest sex possible in a wedding dress (I don't even have to get married...I've always said I just want the dress).
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Annya, I think you'd be surprised at an idea Lindsey is harboring.
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what would that be?
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what would that be?
I don't think it would surprise you that much. Especially to know that he's lying about it being my idea. :lol:
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what would that be?
The term three way was mentioned.
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i seeeee....
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Zinfandel.
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Zinfandel.
is that what youre drinking? i am having that rogue beer
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Zinfandel.
is that what youre drinking? i am having that rogue beer
Yeah. It's a nice, dry red.
I'm all beered out for about 2 weeks. Then comes the local Oktoberfest.
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holy crap, did anyone watch the Bills play the Cowboys? What a game!
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nothing like a glass of Riesling, some damn good music to take this pain away
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nothing like a glass of Riesling, some damn good music to take this pain away
What's up, buttercup? Anything we can do to make the night more amusing.
/You reeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllly like this thread. :)
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nothing like a glass of Riesling, some damn good music to take this pain away
What's up, buttercup? Anything we can do to make the night more amusing.
/You reeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllly like this thread. :)
well, when i am drinking i feel compelled to write about it here.
otherwise, nothing anyone can do, I am facing health issues and its making me depressed.
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nothing like a glass of Riesling, some damn good music to take this pain away
What's up, buttercup? Anything we can do to make the night more amusing.
/You reeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllly like this thread. :)
well, when i am drinking i feel compelled to write about it here.
otherwise, nothing anyone can do, I am facing health issues and its making me depressed.
Are they health issues exacerbated by the consumption of alcohol? I don't mean to pry - so feel free to tell me to shut up. I'd just hate to see something not good happen to a spiffy person such as yourself.
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no, nothing to do with drinking. I barely drink.
I might not be able to have kids, and the Dr. is trying to diagnose this terrible abdominal pain i've had for over 2 months. I was fine with it all, but today I just got really really depressed, and the pain was crippling.
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no, nothing to do with drinking. I barely drink.
I might not be able to have kids, and the Dr. is trying to diagnose this terrible abdominal pain i've had for over 2 months. I was fine with it all, but today I just got really really depressed, and the pain was crippling.
Wow. Well, I guess all I can say is good luck - and I hope everything turns out for the best. :)
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thanks.
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I have to resort to alcohol for the time being, I might actually get drunk tonight, if I make myself another drink
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I'd pretty much like to get completely plastered right now.
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I'd pretty much like to get completely plastered right now.
Feel like traveling to Oldsmar?
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I'd pretty much like to get completely plastered right now.
Done, and done. I never had this many drinks bought for me when I was single, and my boyfriend wasn't even out tonight.
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I'd pretty much like to get completely plastered right now.
Done, and done. I never had this many drinks bought for me when I was single, and my boyfriend wasn't even out tonight.
niiiice :)
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I'd pretty much like to get completely plastered right now.
Done, and done. I never had this many drinks bought for me when I was single, and my boyfriend wasn't even out tonight.
In groups, males will adhere to a communistic lifestyle, even while acting in the singular. Our goal is to get you fucked up. Because thats what our penises tell us to do. Its really not our fault.
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I'd pretty much like to get completely plastered right now.
Done, and done. I never had this many drinks bought for me when I was single, and my boyfriend wasn't even out tonight.
In groups, males will adhere to a communistic lifestyle, even while acting in the singular. Our goal is to get you fucked up. Because thats what our penises tell us to do. Its really not our fault.
I thought your penises told you to fuck us. I don't need to be fucked up for that. :lol:
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I'd pretty much like to get completely plastered right now.
Done, and done. I never had this many drinks bought for me when I was single, and my boyfriend wasn't even out tonight.
In groups, males will adhere to a communistic lifestyle, even while acting in the singular. Our goal is to get you fucked up. Because thats what our penises tell us to do. Its really not our fault.
I thought your penises told you to fuck us. I don't need to be fucked up for that. :lol:
In groups.
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I'd pretty much like to get completely plastered right now.
Done, and done. I never had this many drinks bought for me when I was single, and my boyfriend wasn't even out tonight.
In groups, males will adhere to a communistic lifestyle, even while acting in the singular. Our goal is to get you fucked up. Because thats what our penises tell us to do. Its really not our fault.
I thought your penises told you to fuck us. I don't need to be fucked up for that. :lol:
In groups.
Some people enjoy gang bangs. :?
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I think I'm just gonna snap this fuckin keyboard over my leg and call it a day
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I'd pretty much like to get completely plastered right now.
Done, and done. I never had this many drinks bought for me when I was single, and my boyfriend wasn't even out tonight.
In groups, males will adhere to a communistic lifestyle, even while acting in the singular. Our goal is to get you fucked up. Because thats what our penises tell us to do. Its really not our fault.
I thought your penises told you to fuck us. I don't need to be fucked up for that. :lol:
In groups.
Some people enjoy gang bangs. :?
More people enjoy watching them on DVD than actually participating I'd wager.
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Think of the diseases.
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I'd pretty much like to get completely plastered right now.
Done, and done. I never had this many drinks bought for me when I was single, and my boyfriend wasn't even out tonight.
In groups, males will adhere to a communistic lifestyle, even while acting in the singular. Our goal is to get you fucked up. Because thats what our penises tell us to do. Its really not our fault.
I thought your penises told you to fuck us. I don't need to be fucked up for that. :lol:
In groups.
Some people enjoy gang bangs. :?
More people enjoy watching them on DVD than actually participating I'd wager.
I really don't think I'd enjoy either. :lol:
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I'd pretty much like to get completely plastered right now.
Done, and done. I never had this many drinks bought for me when I was single, and my boyfriend wasn't even out tonight.
In groups, males will adhere to a communistic lifestyle, even while acting in the singular. Our goal is to get you fucked up. Because thats what our penises tell us to do. Its really not our fault.
I thought your penises told you to fuck us. I don't need to be fucked up for that. :lol:
In groups.
Some people enjoy gang bangs. :?
More people enjoy watching them on DVD than actually participating I'd wager.
I really don't think I'd enjoy either. :lol:
Puritan.
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I'd pretty much like to get completely plastered right now.
Done, and done. I never had this many drinks bought for me when I was single, and my boyfriend wasn't even out tonight.
In groups, males will adhere to a communistic lifestyle, even while acting in the singular. Our goal is to get you fucked up. Because thats what our penises tell us to do. Its really not our fault.
I thought your penises told you to fuck us. I don't need to be fucked up for that. :lol:
In groups.
Some people enjoy gang bangs. :?
More people enjoy watching them on DVD than actually participating I'd wager.
I really don't think I'd enjoy either. :lol:
Puritan.
Nah, I'm just a monogamous kind of woman, I guess. Oh well.
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So go get three boyfriends and invite them all over at the same time.
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October 27? Gah.
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It just ain't the same without you, JC. These fuckin people can't drink for shit.
Hey. Don't count me out until you've witnessed the phenomenon.
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It just ain't the same without you, JC. These fuckin people can't drink for shit.
Hey. Don't count me out until you've witnessed the phenomenon.
I think he means they can't hold their liquor.
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Long time.
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Yeah, the whole "I love freedom more than you therefore you are wrong about everything" arguments get a little stale after awhile.
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Whoa, it lives. :shock:
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Whoa, it lives. :shock:
Only barely.
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Whoa, it lives. :shock:
Only barely.
You need to hit me up on AIM dude, I wanna know how things are going.
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Whoa, it lives. :shock:
Only barely.
You need to hit me up on AIM dude, I wanna know how things are going.
I did, you have that lameass autoreply on.
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Whoa, it lives. :shock:
Only barely.
You need to hit me up on AIM dude, I wanna know how things are going.
I did, you have that lameass autoreply on.
When? I was away from 8:45 this morning until 10:00 tonight. I was at work and I had my Vista login screen on. I think it defaults to away when you do that.
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Whoa, it lives. :shock:
Only barely.
You need to hit me up on AIM dude, I wanna know how things are going.
I did, you have that lameass autoreply on.
When? I was away from 8:45 this morning until 10:00 tonight. I was at work and I had my Vista login screen on. I think it defaults to away when you do that.
Vista can blow me.
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Whoa, it lives. :shock:
Only barely.
You need to hit me up on AIM dude, I wanna know how things are going.
I did, you have that lameass autoreply on.
When? I was away from 8:45 this morning until 10:00 tonight. I was at work and I had my Vista login screen on. I think it defaults to away when you do that.
Vista can blow me.
That's no excuse. XP and 2kPro did the same exact thing.
Can I blow you instead?
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Whoa, it lives. :shock:
Only barely.
You need to hit me up on AIM dude, I wanna know how things are going.
I did, you have that lameass autoreply on.
When? I was away from 8:45 this morning until 10:00 tonight. I was at work and I had my Vista login screen on. I think it defaults to away when you do that.
Vista can blow me.
That's no excuse. XP and 2kPro did the same exact thing.
Can I blow you instead?
They can blow me too. There are never enough lips.
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I think I feel dejected, but I'm too tired to care.
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I think I feel dejected, but I'm too tired to care.
Awww...
Of course you can, I insist on it.
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I think I feel dejected, but I'm too tired to care.
Awww...
Of course you can, I insist on it.
Much better.
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I think I feel dejected, but I'm too tired to care.
Awww...
Of course you can, I insist on it.
Much better.
Not yet its not.
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I think I feel dejected, but I'm too tired to care.
Awww...
Of course you can, I insist on it.
Much better.
Not yet its not.
What should we do to get it there, sir? 8)
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I think I feel dejected, but I'm too tired to care.
Awww...
Of course you can, I insist on it.
Much better.
Not yet its not.
What should we do to get it there, sir? 8)
You should know by now.
Your knees is a good start.
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I think I feel dejected, but I'm too tired to care.
Awww...
Of course you can, I insist on it.
Much better.
Not yet its not.
What should we do to get it there, sir? 8)
You should know by now.
Your knees is a good start.
:lol:
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I think I feel dejected, but I'm too tired to care.
Awww...
Of course you can, I insist on it.
Much better.
Not yet its not.
What should we do to get it there, sir? 8)
You should know by now.
Your knees is a good start.
:lol:
You know, people bitch about it, but you know everybody loves JC/Lindsey porn.
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I think I feel dejected, but I'm too tired to care.
Awww...
Of course you can, I insist on it.
Much better.
Not yet its not.
What should we do to get it there, sir? 8)
You should know by now.
Your knees is a good start.
:lol:
You know, people bitch about it, but you know everybody loves JC/Lindsey porn.
Don't get a big head. Everybody loves any porn involving Lindsey.
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I was referring to the period of time when we were hijacking stupid threads with it. Threads not wholly unlike this Frankenstein's monster.
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I'm getting a late start on the beer tonight.
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I was gonna ask if you were drunk, but you don't like it when I do that sometimes. :P
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I was gonna ask if you were drunk, but you don't like it when I do that sometimes. :P
Two sips. You just always assume my charm and desire to fuck you senseless comes from alcohol.
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I was gonna ask if you were drunk, but you don't like it when I do that sometimes. :P
Two sips. You just always assume my charm and desire to fuck you senseless comes from alcohol.
Sometimes, yes. :P
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I was gonna ask if you were drunk, but you don't like it when I do that sometimes. :P
Two sips. You just always assume my charm and desire to fuck you senseless comes from alcohol.
Sometimes, yes. :P
Just a couple of sips yet. The desire was there in my sobriety earlier.
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I was gonna ask if you were drunk, but you don't like it when I do that sometimes. :P
Two sips. You just always assume my charm and desire to fuck you senseless comes from alcohol.
Sometimes, yes. :P
Just a couple of sips yet. The desire was there in my sobriety earlier.
Maybe there was pre-drunk intoxication.
Or...something.
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I was gonna ask if you were drunk, but you don't like it when I do that sometimes. :P
Two sips. You just always assume my charm and desire to fuck you senseless comes from alcohol.
Sometimes, yes. :P
Just a couple of sips yet. The desire was there in my sobriety earlier.
Maybe there was pre-drunk intoxication.
Or...something.
You're insane.
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I'm not insane. Just in denial, so I'm told.
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I'm not insane. Just in denial, so I'm told.
Its not just a river, Lindsey...
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Well, I don't think I'm in denial, but other people do.
I'll just do as I'm told. :lol:
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Well, I don't think I'm in denial, but other people do.
I'll just do as I'm told. :lol:
Thats too easy.
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Dos Equis that tasted like it had been sitting in ice for two months at the Taco Cabana.
What the fuck?
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Its beer-forty-five do you know where your liver is?
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Taco Mac has hundreds of beers.
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Well, I don't think I'm in denial, but other people do.
I'll just do as I'm told. :lol:
I can use that...
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Brasky, where ye be?
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Modifided from the Supper thread:
Tonight, we had our booze for dinner. Appleton Estate Jamaican Rum. I browned up sweet potato slices in peanut oil, then tossed them in the oven with fresh squeezed orange juice, butter, curry powder, brown sugar, fresh ginger and cayenne pepper, and a jigger of dark Jamaican rum.
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Modifided from the Supper thread:
Tonight, we had our booze for dinner. Appleton Estate Jamaican Rum. I browned up sweet potato slices in peanut oil, then tossed them in the oven with fresh squeezed orange juice, butter, curry powder, brown sugar, fresh ginger and cayenne pepper, and a jigger of dark Jamaican rum.
I'm taking the Baking and Pastry side of classes right now. I'm missing the wine and speed of cooking. Next quarter I guess.
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I'm hungry.
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I'm hungry.
I make a killer potato soup with red pepper and garlic.
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I'm hungry.
I got somethin you can eat. ;)
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Brasky, where ye be?
Right here, beer in hand.
Early night tonight. I'm still on the one-day-on, one-day-off wagon of sobriety.
Gettin' old, man.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the thread reborn.
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I'm hungry.
I make a killer potato soup with red pepper and garlic.
Hmph. I don't think I've ever had potato soup. I've never been much of a soup person, but Panera's tomato soup could sustain life for me. Yours is probably better because you're not a chain cafe. :lol:
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I'm hungry.
I got somethin you can eat. ;)
Oh my, oh dear. :oops:
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I'm hungry.
I make a killer potato soup with red pepper and garlic.
Hmph. I don't think I've ever had potato soup. I've never been much of a soup person, but Panera's tomato soup could sustain life for me. Yours is probably better because you're not a chain cafe. :lol:
Its hearty, meal-like.
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I'm hungry.
I make a killer potato soup with red pepper and garlic.
Hmph. I don't think I've ever had potato soup.
It probably has pork in it. You don't want it.
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I'm hungry.
I got somethin you can eat. ;)
Oh my, oh dear. :oops:
I was just livin up to my bimbo status.
dont mind me.
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Brasky, where ye be?
Right here, beer in hand.
Early night tonight. I'm still on the one-day-on, one-day-off wagon of sobriety.
Gettin' old, man.
ZOMFG! IT LIVES! Quickly, POUNCE!
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I'm hungry.
I got somethin you can eat. ;)
Oh my, oh dear. :oops:
Not like you to get flush.
Besides, shes probably right and its probably good.
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I'm hungry.
I got somethin you can eat. ;)
Put some hot sauce on that shit.
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I'm hungry.
I make a killer potato soup with red pepper and garlic.
Hmph. I don't think I've ever had potato soup.
It probably has pork in it. You don't want it.
Stupid pork. :x
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Brasky, where ye be?
Right here, beer in hand.
Early night tonight. I'm still on the one-day-on, one-day-off wagon of sobriety.
Gettin' old, man.
What kinda beer? I got Thai Singha. Good shit, the Bud of SE Asia.
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I'm hungry.
I make a killer potato soup with red pepper and garlic.
Hmph. I don't think I've ever had potato soup.
It probably has pork in it. You don't want it.
Stupid pork. :x
All good soup has bacon or bacon fat in it.
N.E. Clam Chowdah FTW.
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I'm hungry.
I got somethin you can eat. ;)
Oh my, oh dear. :oops:
I was just livin up to my bimbo status.
dont mind me.
If you are, then we ALL are.
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Pussy, man. Pussy.
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Pussy, man. Pussy.
Que?
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I'm hungry.
I make a killer potato soup with red pepper and garlic.
Yummy! I did this a few days ago, but ended up turning it into a potato & corn chowder after finding out just how much hotter the curry powder I picked up at the farmers market last week was than usual. Next time it's rainy, I'm going to do it again, but roast red peppers and corn in the oven first.
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Pussy, man. Pussy.
yes plz.
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I'm hungry.
I make a killer potato soup with red pepper and garlic.
Yummy! I did this a few days ago, but ended up turning it into a potato & corn chowder after finding out just how much hotter the curry powder I picked up at the farmers market last week was than usual. Next time it's rainy, I'm going to do it again, but roast red peppers and corn in the oven first.
Mine is a modified visscyssoise(sp) minus the leeks.
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Oh Goddammit I need sustenance.
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Pussy, man. Pussy.
yes plz.
It gets fairly steamy in here late.
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I'm hungry.
I make a killer potato soup with red pepper and garlic.
Yummy! I did this a few days ago, but ended up turning it into a potato & corn chowder after finding out just how much hotter the curry powder I picked up at the farmers market last week was than usual. Next time it's rainy, I'm going to do it again, but roast red peppers and corn in the oven first.
Mine is a modified visscyssoise(sp) minus the leeks.
Watch one show of Rachael Ray and everyone's a fuckin' chef.
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Haha.
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I'm hungry.
I make a killer potato soup with red pepper and garlic.
Yummy! I did this a few days ago, but ended up turning it into a potato & corn chowder after finding out just how much hotter the curry powder I picked up at the farmers market last week was than usual. Next time it's rainy, I'm going to do it again, but roast red peppers and corn in the oven first.
Joy, are you a veggie?
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I'm hungry.
I make a killer potato soup with red pepper and garlic.
Yummy! I did this a few days ago, but ended up turning it into a potato & corn chowder after finding out just how much hotter the curry powder I picked up at the farmers market last week was than usual. Next time it's rainy, I'm going to do it again, but roast red peppers and corn in the oven first.
Mine is a modified visscyssoise(sp) minus the leeks.
Watch one show of Rachael Ray and everyone's a fuckin' chef.
Except for those of us who are. (ad hominem removed)
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Pussy, man. Pussy.
yes plz.
It gets fairly steamy in here late.
That's from the alcohol you're sweating out.
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I'm hungry.
I make a killer potato soup with red pepper and garlic.
Yummy! I did this a few days ago, but ended up turning it into a potato & corn chowder after finding out just how much hotter the curry powder I picked up at the farmers market last week was than usual. Next time it's rainy, I'm going to do it again, but roast red peppers and corn in the oven first.
Mine is a modified visscyssoise(sp) minus the leeks.
I add vidalias to mine. Or peruvian sweets, if vidalias are out of season.
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I'm hungry.
I make a killer potato soup with red pepper and garlic.
Yummy! I did this a few days ago, but ended up turning it into a potato & corn chowder after finding out just how much hotter the curry powder I picked up at the farmers market last week was than usual. Next time it's rainy, I'm going to do it again, but roast red peppers and corn in the oven first.
Joy, are you a veggie?
My guess.
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Pussy, man. Pussy.
yes plz.
It gets fairly steamy in here late.
That's from the alcohol you're sweating out.
I don't sweat it out, I absorb it and it gives me powers.
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Pussy, man. Pussy.
yes plz.
It gets fairly steamy in here late.
That's from the alcohol you're sweating out.
I don't sweat it out, I absorb it and it gives me powers.
To annoy the shit out of people?
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Pussy, man. Pussy.
yes plz.
It gets fairly steamy in here late.
That's from the alcohol you're sweating out.
I don't sweat it out, I absorb it and it gives me powers.
To annoy the shit out of people?
Looks like.
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The beer is.... drumroll please...
Coors X-Gold!
I am boring.
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Potato soup is good.
Jesus, that sounds tarded.
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The beer is.... drumroll please...
Coors X-Gold!
I am boring.
Well, I have PBR bottles falling from the fridge. I'm not all fancy like see?
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Potato soup is good.
Jesus, that sounds tarded.
Not to a drunk like me. Besides, its infinitely more interesting right now than talking about which neocon dropout is going to back up which future dictator.
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The beer is.... drumroll please...
Coors X-Gold!
I am boring.
is that good?
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The beer is.... drumroll please...
Coors X-Gold!
I am boring.
is that good?
Its Coors, you either like their products, or you don't.
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Joy, are you a veggie?
No. I still eat meat. (Go ahead, have fun with the jokes.)
It's just not a part of my everyday diet anymore. Since my kids aren't into heavy spices, I already fix two completely separate menus each night. Is a cinch to have the 'Adult' meal be meatless. I'm having a blast experimenting with farmers market & curry cookbooks I picked up at Costco last year. Veggies are far more exciting in other parts of the world than in typical western cuisine.
I do know I'm not going vegan. I love butter and heavy cream far too much to completely switch.
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I live on chicken. Every so often I get the craving for some sort of beef or turkey product, but otherwise, it's chicken and veggies.
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Joy, are you a veggie?
No. I still eat meat. (Go ahead, have fun with the jokes.)
It's just not a part of my everyday diet anymore. Since my kids aren't into heavy spices, I already fix two completely separate menus each night. Is a cinch to have the 'Adult' meal be meatless. I'm having a blast experimenting with farmers market & curry cookbooks I picked up at Costco last year. Veggies are far more exciting in other parts of the world than in typical western cuisine.
I do know I'm not going vegan. I love butter and heavy cream far too much to completely switch.
Ah, that's great. I bet your body is lovin you!!! :) I love veggies...I just cant seem to find any really good filling meals with all veggies.
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Bottles?
Those are heavy. Special occasions or when I'm out. And when out, only for use as a potential melee' weapon.
I aughta get my keg-fixin's apparatus out of hibernation.
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I live on chicken.
In Soviet Russia, chicken eat YOU!
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Bottles?
Those are heavy. Special occasions or when I'm out. And when out, only for use as a potential melee' weapon.
I aughta get my keg-fixin's apparatus out of hibernation.
Lets go camping goddammit.
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The beer is.... drumroll please...
Coors X-Gold!
I am boring.
is that good?
Its Coors, you either like their products, or you don't.
meh.
I like this: Midas Touch Golden Elixir
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I just cant seem to find any really good filling meals with all veggies.
Eat at an Indian buffet.
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The beer is.... drumroll please...
Coors X-Gold!
I am boring.
is that good?
Its Coors, you either like their products, or you don't.
meh.
I like this: Midas Touch Golden Elixir
What in tarnation?
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Potato soup is good.
Jesus, that sounds tarded.
Not to a drunk like me. Besides, its infinitely more interesting right now than talking about which neocon dropout is going to back up which future dictator.
Grandma used to make it. German. It was a creamy concoction. Kinda like pea soup, but potato. Probably used a ham bone.
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I just cant seem to find any really good filling meals with all veggies.
Eat at an Indian buffet.
sure, I'll have the shits with a side of Gastritis? nothnx.
I actually am just being sterotypical...Its probably fine.
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I just cant seem to find any really good filling meals with all veggies.
Eat at an Indian buffet.
Not if she wants to live to see the next sunrise.
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sure, I'll have the shits with a side of Gastritis? nothnx.
Eat too much butter chicken, and yeah...
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I just cant seem to find any really good filling meals with all veggies.
Eat at an Indian buffet.
Not if she wants to live to see the next sunrise.
WHere does your expertise on the subject at hand come from?
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Bottles?
Those are heavy. Special occasions or when I'm out. And when out, only for use as a potential melee' weapon.
I aughta get my keg-fixin's apparatus out of hibernation.
Lets go camping goddammit.
I'll need fire, a liver donor, and three women who like to get naked and perform lezbionics by lantern light. And a hammer.
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HEY EVERYBODY!!! LOOK AT ME!!! i'M MAKING WHATS CALLED A "POST"!
You could always stick a pipe up your butt and take a picture.
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I'll need fire, a liver donor, and three women who like to get naked and perform lezbionics by lantern light. And a hammer.
Sounds expensive.
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The beer is.... drumroll please...
Coors X-Gold!
I am boring.
is that good?
Its Coors, you either like their products, or you don't.
meh.
I like this: Midas Touch Golden Elixir
Sounds like expensive brake fluid.
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The beer is.... drumroll please...
Coors X-Gold!
I am boring.
is that good?
Its Coors, you either like their products, or you don't.
meh.
I like this: Midas Touch Golden Elixir
What in tarnation?
its yummy mixed with goodness wrapped in a billion percent alcohol.
it pretty much knocks me on my izzas.
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Bottles?
Those are heavy. Special occasions or when I'm out. And when out, only for use as a potential melee' weapon.
I aughta get my keg-fixin's apparatus out of hibernation.
Lets go camping goddammit.
I'll need fire, a liver donor, and three women who like to get naked and perform lezbionics by lantern light. And a hammer.
Well, no funny stuff without Lindsey and/or Keels, but I say also whiskey. And a massive dead animal to eat raw from the bone like wolves.
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I just cant seem to find any really good filling meals with all veggies.
Eat at an Indian buffet.
Not if she wants to live to see the next sunrise.
Fine, I'll just have to eat enough Indian buffet to make up for you wusses.
HEY EVERYBODY!!! LOOK AT ME!!! i'M MAKING WHATS CALLED A "POST"!
You could always stick a pipe up your butt and take a picture.
Please don't give him ideas.
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HEY EVERYBODY!!! LOOK AT ME!!! i'M MAKING WHATS CALLED A "POST"!
You could always stick a pipe up your butt and take a picture.
HAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHA..im tired, yah thats why it was funny.
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Ah, that's great. I bet your body is lovin you!!! :) I love veggies...I just cant seem to find any really good filling meals with all veggies.
That's where the butter & cream come into play. With the higher fat content, I don't wind up looking for more food an hour later, like I would with steamed or raw veg alone. Potatoes help too. It all started with a sweet potato hash for me.
KS is right about the Indian buffet. That's a hell of a lot of veggies in one sampling.
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I'll need fire, a liver donor, and three women who like to get naked and perform lezbionics by lantern light. And a hammer.
Sounds expensive.
If we do it in Mexico, the most expensive thing would be the hammer.
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HEY EVERYBODY!!! LOOK AT ME!!! i'M MAKING WHATS CALLED A "POST"!
You could always stick a pipe up your butt and take a picture.
JUST CUZ I'M AN ATTENTION WHORE DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE NO CLASS.
I vouch for this.
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Please don't give him ideas.
His bush of ass hair would probably obscure it anyways.
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I just cant seem to find any really good filling meals with all veggies.
Eat at an Indian buffet.
Not if she wants to live to see the next sunrise.
Fine, I'll just have to eat enough Indian buffet to make up for you wusses.
HEY EVERYBODY!!! LOOK AT ME!!! i'M MAKING WHATS CALLED A "POST"!
You could always stick a pipe up your butt and take a picture.
Please don't give him ideas.
:lol:
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Ah, that's great. I bet your body is lovin you!!! :) I love veggies...I just cant seem to find any really good filling meals with all veggies.
That's where the butter & cream come into play. With the higher fat content, I don't wind up looking for more food an hour later, like I would with steamed or raw veg alone. Potatoes help too. It all started with a sweet potato hash for me.
KS is right about the Indian buffet. That's a hell of a lot of veggies in one sampling.
Maybe I try...maybe I thank you come again.
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Bottles?
Those are heavy. Special occasions or when I'm out. And when out, only for use as a potential melee' weapon.
I aughta get my keg-fixin's apparatus out of hibernation.
Lets go camping goddammit.
I'll need fire, a liver donor, and three women who like to get naked and perform lezbionics by lantern light. And a hammer.
Well, no funny stuff without Lindsey and/or Keels, but I say also whiskey. And a massive dead animal to eat raw from the bone like wolves.
With whisky, I will fuck the campfire and piss on the women.
What the hell, I havent been camping in a while. Lets do it.
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I'll need fire, a liver donor, and three women who like to get naked and perform lezbionics by lantern light. And a hammer.
Sounds expensive.
If we do it in Mexico, the most expensive thing would be the hammer.
That's because you have to buy a $10k hammer license from the corrupt police.
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Bottles?
Those are heavy. Special occasions or when I'm out. And when out, only for use as a potential melee' weapon.
I aughta get my keg-fixin's apparatus out of hibernation.
Lets go camping goddammit.
I'll need fire, a liver donor, and three women who like to get naked and perform lezbionics by lantern light. And a hammer.
Well, no funny stuff without Lindsey and/or Keels, but I say also whiskey. And a massive dead animal to eat raw from the bone like wolves.
With whisky, I will fuck the campfire and piss on the women.
What the hell, I havent been camping in a while. Lets do it.
Whiskey is something else. I wouldnt remember, but no one but the animals will see the blackout.
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Bottles?
Those are heavy. Special occasions or when I'm out. And when out, only for use as a potential melee' weapon.
I aughta get my keg-fixin's apparatus out of hibernation.
Lets go camping goddammit.
I'll need fire, a liver donor, and three women who like to get naked and perform lezbionics by lantern light. And a hammer.
Well, no funny stuff without Lindsey and/or Keels, but I say also whiskey. And a massive dead animal to eat raw from the bone like wolves.
With whisky, I will fuck the campfire and piss on the women.
What the hell, I havent been camping in a while. Lets do it.
Okay, no whiskey for you. If the campfire is more appealing than I am, I think I'd go drown myself in the nearest puddle. :lol:
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Bottles?
Those are heavy. Special occasions or when I'm out. And when out, only for use as a potential melee' weapon.
I aughta get my keg-fixin's apparatus out of hibernation.
Lets go camping goddammit.
I'll need fire, a liver donor, and three women who like to get naked and perform lezbionics by lantern light. And a hammer.
Well, no funny stuff without Lindsey and/or Keels, but I say also whiskey. And a massive dead animal to eat raw from the bone like wolves.
With whisky, I will fuck the campfire and piss on the women.
What the hell, I havent been camping in a while. Lets do it.
Okay, no whiskey for you. If the campfire is more appealing than I am, I think I'd go drown myself in the nearest puddle. :lol:
Ive seen some pretty hot campfires.
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If the campfire is more appealing than I am, I think I'd go drown myself in the nearest puddle. :lol:
Here we go again...
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I'll need fire, a liver donor, and three women who like to get naked and perform lezbionics by lantern light. And a hammer.
Sounds expensive.
If we do it in Mexico, the most expensive thing would be the hammer.
That's because you have to buy a $10k hammer license from the corrupt police.
I'd probably be the only guy ever busted for trying to smuggle a hammer into Mexico.
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Bottles?
Those are heavy. Special occasions or when I'm out. And when out, only for use as a potential melee' weapon.
I aughta get my keg-fixin's apparatus out of hibernation.
Lets go camping goddammit.
I'll need fire, a liver donor, and three women who like to get naked and perform lezbionics by lantern light. And a hammer.
Well, no funny stuff without Lindsey and/or Keels, but I say also whiskey. And a massive dead animal to eat raw from the bone like wolves.
With whisky, I will fuck the campfire and piss on the women.
What the hell, I havent been camping in a while. Lets do it.
Whiskey is something else. I wouldnt remember, but no one but the animals will see the blackout.
Me, you, Brasky, Lindz...one sleeping bag.
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I'll need fire, a liver donor, and three women who like to get naked and perform lezbionics by lantern light. And a hammer.
Sounds expensive.
If we do it in Mexico, the most expensive thing would be the hammer.
That's because you have to buy a $10k hammer license from the corrupt police.
I'd probably be the only guy ever busted for trying to smuggle a hammer into Mexico.
I would laugh so hard...
You know, before we bailed you out and all.
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Bottles?
Those are heavy. Special occasions or when I'm out. And when out, only for use as a potential melee' weapon.
I aughta get my keg-fixin's apparatus out of hibernation.
Lets go camping goddammit.
I'll need fire, a liver donor, and three women who like to get naked and perform lezbionics by lantern light. And a hammer.
Well, no funny stuff without Lindsey and/or Keels, but I say also whiskey. And a massive dead animal to eat raw from the bone like wolves.
With whisky, I will fuck the campfire and piss on the women.
What the hell, I havent been camping in a while. Lets do it.
Whiskey is something else. I wouldnt remember, but no one but the animals will see the blackout.
Me, you, Brasky, Lindz...one sleeping bag.
That would be a messy bag, fo sho.
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Speaking of two dicks in one place, Bob's not lurking around tonight I guess.
He would have loved that last bit.
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Speaking of two dicks in one place, Bob's not lurking around tonight I guess.
He would have loved that last bit.
He's too busy thinking of more bad stories to tell about his ex.
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Bottles?
Those are heavy. Special occasions or when I'm out. And when out, only for use as a potential melee' weapon.
I aughta get my keg-fixin's apparatus out of hibernation.
Lets go camping goddammit.
I'll need fire, a liver donor, and three women who like to get naked and perform lezbionics by lantern light. And a hammer.
Well, no funny stuff without Lindsey and/or Keels, but I say also whiskey. And a massive dead animal to eat raw from the bone like wolves.
With whisky, I will fuck the campfire and piss on the women.
What the hell, I havent been camping in a while. Lets do it.
Whiskey is something else. I wouldnt remember, but no one but the animals will see the blackout.
Me, you, Brasky, Lindz...one sleeping bag.
That would be a messy bag, fo sho.
SHO NUFF, BROTHA. i CONCUR.
y u so hyphy?
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Speaking of two dicks in one place, Bob's not lurking around tonight I guess.
He would have loved that last bit.
He's unavailable for comment right now. Please leave a message at the ballsack.
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Speaking of two dicks in one place, Bob's not lurking around tonight I guess.
He would have loved that last bit.
He's too busy thinking of more bad stories to tell about his ex.
I've heard these...
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Bottles?
Those are heavy. Special occasions or when I'm out. And when out, only for use as a potential melee' weapon.
I aughta get my keg-fixin's apparatus out of hibernation.
Lets go camping goddammit.
I'll need fire, a liver donor, and three women who like to get naked and perform lezbionics by lantern light. And a hammer.
Well, no funny stuff without Lindsey and/or Keels, but I say also whiskey. And a massive dead animal to eat raw from the bone like wolves.
With whisky, I will fuck the campfire and piss on the women.
What the hell, I havent been camping in a while. Lets do it.
Okay, no whiskey for you. If the campfire is more appealing than I am, I think I'd go drown myself in the nearest puddle. :lol:
You just don't understand what happens when I drink the Magic Potion.
Nobody does. I sure as hell don't.
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Bottles?
Those are heavy. Special occasions or when I'm out. And when out, only for use as a potential melee' weapon.
I aughta get my keg-fixin's apparatus out of hibernation.
Lets go camping goddammit.
I'll need fire, a liver donor, and three women who like to get naked and perform lezbionics by lantern light. And a hammer.
Well, no funny stuff without Lindsey and/or Keels, but I say also whiskey. And a massive dead animal to eat raw from the bone like wolves.
With whisky, I will fuck the campfire and piss on the women.
What the hell, I havent been camping in a while. Lets do it.
Okay, no whiskey for you. If the campfire is more appealing than I am, I think I'd go drown myself in the nearest puddle. :lol:
You just don't understand what happens when I drink the Magic Potion.
Nobody does. I sure as hell don't.
I'd rather not remember half the shit i do when Wild Turkey is present.
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You just don't understand what happens when I drink the Magic Potion.
Nobody does. I sure as hell don't.
Get an HD video cam and a domain name. People would pay for that shit.
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Speaking of two dicks in one place, Bob's not lurking around tonight I guess.
He would have loved that last bit.
He's unavailable for comment right now. Please leave a message at the ballsack.
I vote ballsack the best word of 2008.
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Bottles?
Those are heavy. Special occasions or when I'm out. And when out, only for use as a potential melee' weapon.
I aughta get my keg-fixin's apparatus out of hibernation.
Lets go camping goddammit.
I'll need fire, a liver donor, and three women who like to get naked and perform lezbionics by lantern light. And a hammer.
Well, no funny stuff without Lindsey and/or Keels, but I say also whiskey. And a massive dead animal to eat raw from the bone like wolves.
With whisky, I will fuck the campfire and piss on the women.
What the hell, I havent been camping in a while. Lets do it.
Okay, no whiskey for you. If the campfire is more appealing than I am, I think I'd go drown myself in the nearest puddle. :lol:
You just don't understand what happens when I drink the Magic Potion.
Nobody does. I sure as hell don't.
Well, I suppose not. The solution here is to just fill you with vodka and take advantage of you while your defenses are down. :twisted:
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Before this thread died, a few months ago, I almost destroyed a bar.
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Bottles?
Those are heavy. Special occasions or when I'm out. And when out, only for use as a potential melee' weapon.
I aughta get my keg-fixin's apparatus out of hibernation.
Lets go camping goddammit.
I'll need fire, a liver donor, and three women who like to get naked and perform lezbionics by lantern light. And a hammer.
Well, no funny stuff without Lindsey and/or Keels, but I say also whiskey. And a massive dead animal to eat raw from the bone like wolves.
With whisky, I will fuck the campfire and piss on the women.
What the hell, I havent been camping in a while. Lets do it.
Okay, no whiskey for you. If the campfire is more appealing than I am, I think I'd go drown myself in the nearest puddle. :lol:
You just don't understand what happens when I drink the Magic Potion.
Nobody does. I sure as hell don't.
Well, I suppose not. The solution here is to just fill you with vodka and take advantage of you while your defenses are down. :twisted:
seconded.
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Speaking of two dicks in one place, Bob's not lurking around tonight I guess.
He would have loved that last bit.
He's unavailable for comment right now. Please leave a message at the ballsack.
I vote ballsack the best word of 2008.
I vote you telling Lindsey you have something she can eat best POST of 2008.
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Before this thread died, a few months ago, I almost destroyed a bar.
So, one Brasky walks into a bar...
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Speaking of two dicks in one place, Bob's not lurking around tonight I guess.
He would have loved that last bit.
He's unavailable for comment right now. Please leave a message at the ballsack.
I vote ballsack the best word of 2008.
I vote you telling Lindsey you have something she can eat best POST of 2008.
amen.
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You just don't understand what happens when I drink the Magic Potion.
Nobody does. I sure as hell don't.
Get an HD video cam and a domain name. People would pay for that shit.
Fuck that. Normally, I try to erase the evidence.
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Speaking of two dicks in one place, Bob's not lurking around tonight I guess.
He would have loved that last bit.
He's unavailable for comment right now. Please leave a message at the ballsack.
I vote ballsack the best word of 2008.
I'm kind of ashamed to say that I use it quite frequently. Sometimes I'll just walk in on a conversation at Steph's house and tilt my head to the side and say "Ballsack?" It usually gets a good laugh out of everyone, if nothing else. I guess you'd just have to be there. :lol:
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Bottles?
Those are heavy. Special occasions or when I'm out. And when out, only for use as a potential melee' weapon.
I aughta get my keg-fixin's apparatus out of hibernation.
Lets go camping goddammit.
I'll need fire, a liver donor, and three women who like to get naked and perform lezbionics by lantern light. And a hammer.
Well, no funny stuff without Lindsey and/or Keels, but I say also whiskey. And a massive dead animal to eat raw from the bone like wolves.
With whisky, I will fuck the campfire and piss on the women.
What the hell, I havent been camping in a while. Lets do it.
Whiskey is something else. I wouldnt remember, but no one but the animals will see the blackout.
Me, you, Brasky, Lindz...one sleeping bag.
That would be a messy bag, fo sho.
SHO NUFF, BROTHA. i CONCUR.
y u so hyphy?
"HYPHY"???
its a black thang.
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You just don't understand what happens when I drink the Magic Potion.
Nobody does. I sure as hell don't.
Get an HD video cam and a domain name. People would pay for that shit.
Fuck that. Normally, I try to erase the evidence.
You can digitally edit out your nametag, nobody will know.
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its a black thang.
u r not niggar
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Before this thread died, a few months ago, I almost destroyed a bar.
So, one Brasky walks into a bar...
And seven hours later, I'm buried in a pile of bar stools, people trying to pull me to my feet, and I'm swingin' at ghosts.
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its a black thang.
u r not niggar
I've had black in me...does that count?
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its a black thang.
u r not niggar
I've had black in me...does that count?
Somehow, I expected this.
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and I'm swingin' at ghosts.
Fuckers move too fast.
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its a black thang.
u r not niggar
I've had black in me...does that count?
Somehow, I expected this.
I'm a walking cliche.
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Before this thread died, a few months ago, I almost destroyed a bar.
So, one Brasky walks into a bar...
And seven hours later, I'm buried in a pile of bar stools, people trying to pull me to my feet, and I'm swingin' at ghosts.
They were real to you is what's important.
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its a black thang.
u r not niggar
I've had black in me...does that count?
So you've had chocolate in your peanut butter?
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Before this thread died, a few months ago, I almost destroyed a bar.
So, one Brasky walks into a bar...
And seven hours later, I'm buried in a pile of bar stools, people trying to pull me to my feet, and I'm swingin' at ghosts.
They were real to you is what's important.
HAHA...and I'll be back on in a minute ok?
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I think I'm going to become a drunk. It sounds like there are some good times to be had. :lol:
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I think I'm going to become a drunk. It sounds like there are some good times to be had. :lol:
Until you try and get up for work.
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Bottles?
Those are heavy. Special occasions or when I'm out. And when out, only for use as a potential melee' weapon.
I aughta get my keg-fixin's apparatus out of hibernation.
Lets go camping goddammit.
I'll need fire, a liver donor, and three women who like to get naked and perform lezbionics by lantern light. And a hammer.
Well, no funny stuff without Lindsey and/or Keels, but I say also whiskey. And a massive dead animal to eat raw from the bone like wolves.
With whisky, I will fuck the campfire and piss on the women.
What the hell, I havent been camping in a while. Lets do it.
Okay, no whiskey for you. If the campfire is more appealing than I am, I think I'd go drown myself in the nearest puddle. :lol:
You just don't understand what happens when I drink the Magic Potion.
Nobody does. I sure as hell don't.
Well, I suppose not. The solution here is to just fill you with vodka and take advantage of you while your defenses are down. :twisted:
seconded.
It would be best if everyone just took little sips, maybe [insert substance here] and let nature take its course.
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Before this thread died, a few months ago, I almost destroyed a bar.
So, one Brasky walks into a bar...
And seven hours later, I'm buried in a pile of bar stools, people trying to pull me to my feet, and I'm swingin' at ghosts.
They were real to you is what's important.
HAHA...and I'll be back on in a minute ok?
You directing that my way?
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I think I'm going to become a drunk. It sounds like there are some good times to be had. :lol:
Until you try and get up for work.
Bingo.
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Before this thread died, a few months ago, I almost destroyed a bar.
So, one Brasky walks into a bar...
And seven hours later, I'm buried in a pile of bar stools, people trying to pull me to my feet, and I'm swingin' at ghosts.
They were real to you is what's important.
HAHA...and I'll be back on in a minute ok?
You directing that my way?
yeshhhh.
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I think I'm going to become a drunk. It sounds like there are some good times to be had. :lol:
Depends on your love of random violence and anonymous sex.
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I think I'm going to become a drunk. It sounds like there are some good times to be had. :lol:
Depends on your love of random violence and anonymous sex.
And men can't get pregnant.
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I think I'm going to become a drunk. It sounds like there are some good times to be had. :lol:
Depends on your love of random violence and anonymous sex.
Is it bad if you're into that shit sober?
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I think I'm going to become a drunk. It sounds like there are some good times to be had. :lol:
Depends on your love of random violence and anonymous sex.
Is it bad if you're into that shit sober?
Not if its you and it involves me. Or somethin.
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I think I'm going to become a drunk. It sounds like there are some good times to be had. :lol:
Depends on your love of random violence and anonymous sex.
Is it bad if you're into that shit sober?
Not if its you and it involves me. Or somethin.
duh.
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Before this thread died, a few months ago, I almost destroyed a bar.
So, one Brasky walks into a bar...
And seven hours later, I'm buried in a pile of bar stools, people trying to pull me to my feet, and I'm swingin' at ghosts.
They were real to you is what's important.
There were no survivors.
The next day I walk in, completely oblivious.
Jenny (my uber-cool bar tender) says - very hesitantly - ...And, how are we today?
Fine. You?
...Good.
Shes lookin at me, kinda curious. "You don't remember, do you?"
Remember what?
Then it began to dawn on me. The softball sized bruises on me kinda made sense, too.
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Someone should call the Guiness Book of World Records so they can verify this thread contains the most sexual innuendo on the interwebs.
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I think I'm going to become a drunk. It sounds like there are some good times to be had. :lol:
Depends on your love of random violence and anonymous sex.
And men can't get pregnant.
Thats actually quite a good point that is pretty badly overlooked. Even as obvious as it is.
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Someone should call the Guiness Book of World Records so they can verify this thread contains the most sexual innuendo on the interwebs.
Most sexual innuendo on a non-sex related message board.
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Before this thread died, a few months ago, I almost destroyed a bar.
So, one Brasky walks into a bar...
And seven hours later, I'm buried in a pile of bar stools, people trying to pull me to my feet, and I'm swingin' at ghosts.
They were real to you is what's important.
There were no survivors.
The next day I walk in, completely oblivious.
Jenny (my uber-cool bar tender) says - very hesitantly - ...And, how are we today?
Fine. You?
...Good.
Shes lookin at me, kinda curious. "You don't remember, do you?"
Remember what?
Then it began to dawn on me. The softball sized bruises on me kinda made sense, too.
Yeah, being a drunk requires so much goddamn detective work.
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Before this thread died, a few months ago, I almost destroyed a bar.
So, one Brasky walks into a bar...
And seven hours later, I'm buried in a pile of bar stools, people trying to pull me to my feet, and I'm swingin' at ghosts.
They were real to you is what's important.
There were no survivors.
The next day I walk in, completely oblivious.
Jenny (my uber-cool bar tender) says - very hesitantly - ...And, how are we today?
Fine. You?
...Good.
Shes lookin at me, kinda curious. "You don't remember, do you?"
Remember what?
Then it began to dawn on me. The softball sized bruises on me kinda made sense, too.
Yeah, being a drunk requires so much goddamn detective work.
He just needs a GPS recorder.
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Before this thread died, a few months ago, I almost destroyed a bar.
So, one Brasky walks into a bar...
And seven hours later, I'm buried in a pile of bar stools, people trying to pull me to my feet, and I'm swingin' at ghosts.
Did you swing at the ghost of Bukowski yet? I'm sure the Bukowski ghost would fight back, knowing that you shamelessly rip him off, all the time.
Leaving the house does not constitute ripping off any author.
However, he is an inspiration.
Much like Richard Simmons is an inspiration for you.
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Before this thread died, a few months ago, I almost destroyed a bar.
So, one Brasky walks into a bar...
And seven hours later, I'm buried in a pile of bar stools, people trying to pull me to my feet, and I'm swingin' at ghosts.
They were real to you is what's important.
There were no survivors.
The next day I walk in, completely oblivious.
Jenny (my uber-cool bar tender) says - very hesitantly - ...And, how are we today?
Fine. You?
...Good.
Shes lookin at me, kinda curious. "You don't remember, do you?"
Remember what?
Then it began to dawn on me. The softball sized bruises on me kinda made sense, too.
Yeah, being a drunk requires so much goddamn detective work.
He just needs a GPS recorder.
I need a keeper that can do the Vulcan nerve pinch thingy. On me.
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I think I'm going to become a drunk. It sounds like there are some good times to be had. :lol:
Depends on your love of random violence and anonymous sex.
Is it bad if you're into that shit sober?
Not if its you and it involves me. Or somethin.
duh.
Well, then its not technically anonymous. So, fuck it.
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I think I'm going to become a drunk. It sounds like there are some good times to be had. :lol:
Depends on your love of random violence and anonymous sex.
Is it bad if you're into that shit sober?
Not if its you and it involves me. Or somethin.
duh.
Well, then its not technically anonymous. So, fuck it.
what if they blur my face?
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I think I'm going to become a drunk. It sounds like there are some good times to be had. :lol:
Depends on your love of random violence and anonymous sex.
And men can't get pregnant.
Thats actually quite a good point that is pretty badly overlooked. Even as obvious as it is.
If men could get pregnant, we'd have a world population of one bazillion.
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I think I'm going to become a drunk. It sounds like there are some good times to be had. :lol:
Depends on your love of random violence and anonymous sex.
Is it bad if you're into that shit sober?
Not if its you and it involves me. Or somethin.
duh.
Well, then its not technically anonymous. So, fuck it.
what if they blur my face?
They?
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I think I'm going to become a drunk. It sounds like there are some good times to be had. :lol:
Depends on your love of random violence and anonymous sex.
Is it bad if you're into that shit sober?
Not if its you and it involves me. Or somethin.
duh.
Well, then its not technically anonymous. So, fuck it.
what if they blur my face?
Everyone's face is blurry when you're faded.
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Much like Richard Simmons is an inspiration for you.
Oooooooooo...
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I think I'm going to become a drunk. It sounds like there are some good times to be had. :lol:
Depends on your love of random violence and anonymous sex.
Is it bad if you're into that shit sober?
Not if its you and it involves me. Or somethin.
duh.
Well, then its not technically anonymous. So, fuck it.
what if they blur my face?
They?
idk..isnt there a company that does that shit...I see it on rap videos all the time
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I think I'm going to become a drunk. It sounds like there are some good times to be had. :lol:
Depends on your love of random violence and anonymous sex.
Is it bad if you're into that shit sober?
Not if its you and it involves me. Or somethin.
duh.
Well, then its not technically anonymous. So, fuck it.
what if they blur my face?
They?
idk..isnt there a company that does that shit...I see it on rap videos all the time
We wont be blurring your face.
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Thomas Harris?
Try harder, homo erectus.
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Thomas Harris?
Try harder, homo erectus.
The fuck does Silence of the Lambs have to do with this?
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idk..isnt there a company that does that shit...I see it on rap videos all the time
You know why they blur logos and faces?
So people will seek out the vids uncensored to see who or what is blurred.
Nobody gives a fuck if its not blurred, but everyone wants to know whose under that scramble.
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idk..isnt there a company that does that shit...I see it on rap videos all the time
You know why they blur logos and faces?
So people will seek out the vids uncensored to see who or what is blurred.
Nobody gives a fuck if its not blurred, but everyone wants to know whose under that scramble.
Like Japanese porn.
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idk..isnt there a company that does that shit...I see it on rap videos all the time
You know why they blur logos and faces?
So people will seek out the vids uncensored to see who or what is blurred.
Nobody gives a fuck if its not blurred, but everyone wants to know whose under that scramble.
Like Japanese porn.
Except with less last-minute power humping.
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Thomas Harris?
Try harder, homo erectus.
The fuck does Silence of the Lambs have to do with this?
Cheap shoes, Clarice.
Hannibal Lecter: You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition's given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you, Agent Starling? And that accent you've tried so desperately to shed: pure West Virginia. What is your father, dear? Is he a coal miner? Does he stink of the lamp? You know how quickly the boys found you... all those tedious sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars... while you could only dream of getting out... getting anywhere... getting all the way to the FBI.
Clarice Starling: You see a lot, Doctor. But are you strong enough to point that high-powered perception at yourself? What about it? Why don't you - why don't you look at yourself and write down what you see? Or maybe you're afraid to.
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I'M MICROWAVING CORN, GODDAMMIT. I CAN'T KEEP UP.
So unbelievably, undeniably horny...
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I'M MICROWAVING CORN, GODDAMMIT. I CAN'T KEEP UP.
So unbelievably, undeniably horny...
Seconded.
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idk..isnt there a company that does that shit...I see it on rap videos all the time
You know why they blur logos and faces?
So people will seek out the vids uncensored to see who or what is blurred.
Nobody gives a fuck if its not blurred, but everyone wants to know whose under that scramble.
Like Japanese porn.
Except with less last-minute power humping.
LOL and LOL.
God, it must suck to have all those hot women around and be 3'-7''
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I'M MICROWAVING CORN, GODDAMMIT. I CAN'T KEEP UP.
So unbelievably, undeniably horny...
This bag won't pop in three minutes.
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Richard, I thought you weren't going to drink anymore because your balls got all swollen. :shock:
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I'M MICROWAVING CORN, GODDAMMIT. I CAN'T KEEP UP.
So unbelievably, undeniably horny...
This is always the right place for that, if history is an indicator.
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Richard, I thought you weren't going to drink anymore because your balls got all swollen. :shock:
Picures or it didn't...
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Thomas Harris?
Try harder, homo erectus.
The fuck does Silence of the Lambs have to do with this?
Cheap shoes, Clarice.
Hannibal Lecter: You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition's given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you, Agent Starling? And that accent you've tried so desperately to shed: pure West Virginia. What is your father, dear? Is he a coal miner? Does he stink of the lamp? You know how quickly the boys found you... all those tedious sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars... while you could only dream of getting out... getting anywhere... getting all the way to the FBI.
Clarice Starling: You see a lot, Doctor. But are you strong enough to point that high-powered perception at yourself? What about it? Why don't you - why don't you look at yourself and write down what you see? Or maybe you're afraid to.
This is like the millionth time I've been compared to Silenebce of the lambs stuff... I sick og it...I'm not even gonna do a spell chusck on this.
Don't compare yourself to anything Swishy McSwisheyswish.
I'm just saying thats where the cheap shoes comment comes from.
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Richard, I thought you weren't going to drink anymore because your balls got all swollen. :shock:
Picures or it didn't...
Woah, big fella!
Lets not start a vomitorium.
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Richard, I thought you weren't going to drink anymore because your balls got all swollen. :shock:
Picures or it didn't...
Woah, big fella!
Lets not start a vomitorium.
Hey, that's what the ignoar button is foar.
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I'M MICROWAVING CORN, GODDAMMIT. I CAN'T KEEP UP.
So unbelievably, undeniably horny...
This bag won't pop in three minutes.
Nah, it's frozen corn on the cob. I'm having it with my chicken. I got hungry.
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I'M MICROWAVING CORN, GODDAMMIT. I CAN'T KEEP UP.
So unbelievably, undeniably horny...
This bag won't pop in three minutes.
Nah, it's frozen corn on the cob. I'm having it with my chicken. I got hungry.
He's not talking about food.
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I guess.
But still... What if he shows 'em?
Fawk.
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I'M MICROWAVING CORN, GODDAMMIT. I CAN'T KEEP UP.
So unbelievably, undeniably horny...
This bag won't pop in three minutes.
Nah, it's frozen corn on the cob. I'm having it with my chicken. I got hungry.
I've never had good frozen. Any good?
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But still... What if he shows 'em?
With the forest of pubes, you'll have plenty of time to scroll back up.
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I'M MICROWAVING CORN, GODDAMMIT. I CAN'T KEEP UP.
So unbelievably, undeniably horny...
This bag won't pop in three minutes.
Nah, it's frozen corn on the cob. I'm having it with my chicken. I got hungry.
He's not talking about food.
I know.
I have a question. I find that when giving head, men are always wanting to...uh...come quickly. Is it just the ones I get? :lol:
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I guess.
But still... What if he shows 'em?
Fawk.
If you see a picture attempting to load, smash the screen. This isn't "hi-jack free" or whatever the fuck, so I can't delete it.
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I'M MICROWAVING CORN, GODDAMMIT. I CAN'T KEEP UP.
So unbelievably, undeniably horny...
This bag won't pop in three minutes.
Nah, it's frozen corn on the cob. I'm having it with my chicken. I got hungry.
He's not talking about food.
I know.
I have a question. I find that when giving head, men are always wanting to...uh...come quickly. Is it just the ones I get? :lol:
Means you probably have some skill.
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Is it just the ones I get? :lol:
Yep.
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I'M MICROWAVING CORN, GODDAMMIT. I CAN'T KEEP UP.
So unbelievably, undeniably horny...
This bag won't pop in three minutes.
Nah, it's frozen corn on the cob. I'm having it with my chicken. I got hungry.
He's not talking about food.
I know.
I have a question. I find that when giving head, men are always wanting to...uh...come quickly. Is it just the ones I get? :lol:
Means you probably have some skill.
Well, I've been told I'm pretty fucking good, but I still wonder sometimes why some just don't want to slow down and let me take my time.
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I'M MICROWAVING CORN, GODDAMMIT. I CAN'T KEEP UP.
So unbelievably, undeniably horny...
This bag won't pop in three minutes.
Nah, it's frozen corn on the cob. I'm having it with my chicken. I got hungry.
He's not talking about food.
I know.
I have a question. I find that when giving head, men are always wanting to...uh...come quickly. Is it just the ones I get? :lol:
Means you probably have some skill.
Well, I've been told I'm pretty fucking good, but I still wonder sometimes why some just don't want to slow down and let me take my time.
I'm all for what you just said.
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I'M MICROWAVING CORN, GODDAMMIT. I CAN'T KEEP UP.
So unbelievably, undeniably horny...
This bag won't pop in three minutes.
Nah, it's frozen corn on the cob. I'm having it with my chicken. I got hungry.
He's not talking about food.
I know.
I have a question. I find that when giving head, men are always wanting to...uh...come quickly. Is it just the ones I get? :lol:
Yeah.
Blowjobs are supposed to be fun-n-games. No hands, open mouth, some tongue, let the guy pop it in and out a little, suck the balls a little.
Fuck around with it.
If you're pump-suckin like you're trying to unclog a toilet, he's gonna nut.
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Well, it's like that's what they WANT. Here I am trying to get a little creative, but nooooooooooooooooo. Heaven forbid, man.
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Well, it's like that's what they WANT. Here I am trying to get a little creative, but nooooooooooooooooo. Heaven forbid, man.
Its really no fun to come too fast, unless you're watching porn.
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I donno, young guys are kinda stupid like that. No offense.
I've already outlined my practices. I like to get a woman off. Getting your dick sucked is not the way, so for me, its just for tingles and not the whole shebang, pun intended.
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Well, it's like that's what they WANT. Here I am trying to get a little creative, but nooooooooooooooooo. Heaven forbid, man.
Its really no fun to come too fast, unless you're watching porn.
Not even *I* like it then. A quickie is only good when you're someplace you shouldn't be.
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Well, it's like that's what they WANT. Here I am trying to get a little creative, but nooooooooooooooooo. Heaven forbid, man.
Its really no fun to come too fast, unless you're watching porn.
Not even *I* like it then. A quickie is only good when you're someplace you shouldn't be.
Or if you're just watching the porn to get off quick before work or something.
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I donno, young guys are kinda stupid like that. No offense.
I've already outlined my practices. I like to get a woman off. Getting your dick sucked is not the way, so for me, its just for tingles and not the whole shebang, pun intended.
That was always my thought process, but I suppose I'm odd for my demographic bracket.
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Oh, quit bragging already.
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Oh, quit bragging already.
I'm just wondering if I'm odd, because I can't really talk to my friends and co-workers about this stuff.
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Oh, quit bragging already.
I'm just wondering if I'm odd, because I can't really talk to my friends and co-workers about this stuff.
They'll just talk shit behind your back when the conversation is over likely.
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Oh, quit bragging already.
I'm just wondering if I'm odd, because I can't really talk to my friends and co-workers about this stuff.
They'll just talk shit behind your back when the conversation is over likely.
Well, it's just that the vast majority of them aren't the kind of people that are open to talking about sex as if it's no big deal. Some of them are, and some of them I just don't feel comfortable discussing my sex practices with.
Plus, I've uhh...done some...things with particular people who are technically co-workers, and stuff and junk and such.
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Oh, quit bragging already.
I'm just wondering if I'm odd, because I can't really talk to my friends and co-workers about this stuff.
They'll just talk shit behind your back when the conversation is over likely.
Well, it's just that the vast majority of them aren't the kind of people that are open to talking about sex as if it's no big deal. Some of them are, and some of them I just don't feel comfortable discussing my sex practices with.
Plus, I've uhh...done some...things with particular people who are technically co-workers, and stuff and junk and such.
Don't worry about it.
I'm sure your cock sucking skills are fine.
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Oh, quit bragging already.
I'm just wondering if I'm odd, because I can't really talk to my friends and co-workers about this stuff.
They'll just talk shit behind your back when the conversation is over likely.
Well, it's just that the vast majority of them aren't the kind of people that are open to talking about sex as if it's no big deal. Some of them are, and some of them I just don't feel comfortable discussing my sex practices with.
Plus, I've uhh...done some...things with particular people who are technically co-workers, and stuff and junk and such.
Don't worry about it.
I'm sure your cock sucking skills are fine.
Heh.
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FILTH!!! i'M OUTTA HERE! CATCH YOU LATER, WHORES!!!
Go shave your ass forest, sparky.
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FILTH!!! i'M OUTTA HERE! CATCH YOU LATER, WHORES!!!
Go shave your ass forest, sparky.
lol. he is rather hairy.
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FILTH!!! i'M OUTTA HERE! CATCH YOU LATER, WHORES!!!
Go shave your ass forest, sparky.
lol. he is rather hairy.
I thought we were talking about cocksucking.
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I think its a good idea if you keep your private shit private at work.
You tell one or two people, a year or two goes by, then you're 23 and the teeny boppers are suddenly snickering behind your back.
Never talk at work. Unless you plan on leaving tomorrow.
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Well, it's like that's what they WANT. Here I am trying to get a little creative, but nooooooooooooooooo. Heaven forbid, man.
Its really no fun to come too fast, unless you're watching porn.
Not even *I* like it then. A quickie is only good when you're someplace you shouldn't be.
All of the guys I've "been" with like it to last at least 30 min...and I love to do it, so its all good.
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Well, it's like that's what they WANT. Here I am trying to get a little creative, but nooooooooooooooooo. Heaven forbid, man.
Its really no fun to come too fast, unless you're watching porn.
Not even *I* like it then. A quickie is only good when you're someplace you shouldn't be.
All of the guys I've "been" with like it to last at least 30 min...and I love to do it, so its all good.
Thirty minutes would drive me crazy.
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Well, it's like that's what they WANT. Here I am trying to get a little creative, but nooooooooooooooooo. Heaven forbid, man.
Its really no fun to come too fast, unless you're watching porn.
Not even *I* like it then. A quickie is only good when you're someplace you shouldn't be.
All of the guys I've "been" with like it to last at least 30 min...and I love to do it, so its all good.
Thirty minutes would drive me crazy.
thats how i roll. I like it to last a long time too, unless I'm at a baseball game, movie theater, burger king bathroom...
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In other news, I'm very happy I don't have tufts of hair on my back. One or two single hairs, clip, gone.
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Well, it's like that's what they WANT. Here I am trying to get a little creative, but nooooooooooooooooo. Heaven forbid, man.
Its really no fun to come too fast, unless you're watching porn.
Not even *I* like it then. A quickie is only good when you're someplace you shouldn't be.
All of the guys I've "been" with like it to last at least 30 min...and I love to do it, so its all good.
Thirty minutes would drive me crazy.
thats how i roll. I like it to last a long time too, unless I'm at a baseball game, movie theater, burger king bathroom...
Want to get a Whopper?
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Well, it's like that's what they WANT. Here I am trying to get a little creative, but nooooooooooooooooo. Heaven forbid, man.
Its really no fun to come too fast, unless you're watching porn.
Not even *I* like it then. A quickie is only good when you're someplace you shouldn't be.
All of the guys I've "been" with like it to last at least 30 min...and I love to do it, so its all good.
See, I like it, but they just want to jizz and get it over with. Dammit.
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If I was on the recieving end of a 30 minute blowjob, I'd hold your head upside down and shove the whole thing down your throat, balls and all.
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If I was on the recieving end of a 30 minute blowjob, I'd hold your head upside down and shove the whole thing down your throat, balls and all.
Fucking christ Brasky...you know the way to a girl heart and crotch...
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Well, it's like that's what they WANT. Here I am trying to get a little creative, but nooooooooooooooooo. Heaven forbid, man.
Its really no fun to come too fast, unless you're watching porn.
Not even *I* like it then. A quickie is only good when you're someplace you shouldn't be.
All of the guys I've "been" with like it to last at least 30 min...and I love to do it, so its all good.
Thirty minutes would drive me crazy.
thats how i roll. I like it to last a long time too, unless I'm at a baseball game, movie theater, burger king bathroom...
Want to get a Whopper?
That's hot.
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If I was on the recieving end of a 30 minute blowjob, I'd hold your head upside down and shove the whole thing down your throat, balls and all.
I find that strangely arousing.
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Well, it's like that's what they WANT. Here I am trying to get a little creative, but nooooooooooooooooo. Heaven forbid, man.
Its really no fun to come too fast, unless you're watching porn.
Not even *I* like it then. A quickie is only good when you're someplace you shouldn't be.
All of the guys I've "been" with like it to last at least 30 min...and I love to do it, so its all good.
See, I like it, but they just want to jizz and get it over with. Dammit.
I like it to last esp when I'm with a new guy...that way it sets the tone for out sexual relationship. I mean business.
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Well, it's like that's what they WANT. Here I am trying to get a little creative, but nooooooooooooooooo. Heaven forbid, man.
Its really no fun to come too fast, unless you're watching porn.
Not even *I* like it then. A quickie is only good when you're someplace you shouldn't be.
All of the guys I've "been" with like it to last at least 30 min...and I love to do it, so its all good.
Thirty minutes would drive me crazy.
thats how i roll. I like it to last a long time too, unless I'm at a baseball game, movie theater, burger king bathroom...
Want to get a Whopper?
That's hot.
You want cheese on that?
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Well, it's like that's what they WANT. Here I am trying to get a little creative, but nooooooooooooooooo. Heaven forbid, man.
Its really no fun to come too fast, unless you're watching porn.
Not even *I* like it then. A quickie is only good when you're someplace you shouldn't be.
All of the guys I've "been" with like it to last at least 30 min...and I love to do it, so its all good.
Thirty minutes would drive me crazy.
thats how i roll. I like it to last a long time too, unless I'm at a baseball game, movie theater, burger king bathroom...
Want to get a Whopper?
That's hot.
Or go see a movie? I've got to try that.
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Well, it's like that's what they WANT. Here I am trying to get a little creative, but nooooooooooooooooo. Heaven forbid, man.
Its really no fun to come too fast, unless you're watching porn.
Not even *I* like it then. A quickie is only good when you're someplace you shouldn't be.
All of the guys I've "been" with like it to last at least 30 min...and I love to do it, so its all good.
Thirty minutes would drive me crazy.
thats how i roll. I like it to last a long time too, unless I'm at a baseball game, movie theater, burger king bathroom...
Want to get a Whopper?
That's hot.
Or go see a movie? I've got to try that.
fun for the dude, not so much me. Ive ruined so many pants with jujubees stcuk to my knees.
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If I was on the recieving end of a 30 minute blowjob, I'd hold your head upside down and shove the whole thing down your throat, balls and all.
Fucking christ Brasky...you know the way to a girl heart and crotch...
Point is, it would get kinda weird.
If you're gonna use your mouth like a vagina, I'm gonna fuck it.
I'm just not a blowjob guy.
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If I was on the recieving end of a 30 minute blowjob, I'd hold your head upside down and shove the whole thing down your throat, balls and all.
Fucking christ Brasky...you know the way to a girl heart and crotch...
Point is, it would get kinda weird.
If you're gonna use your mouth like a vagina, I'm gonna fuck it.
I'm just not a blowjob guy.
You can use my mouth for anything you want.
anything.
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If I was on the recieving end of a 30 minute blowjob, I'd hold your head upside down and shove the whole thing down your throat, balls and all.
I find that strangely arousing.
Nothing strange about it.
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If I was on the recieving end of a 30 minute blowjob, I'd hold your head upside down and shove the whole thing down your throat, balls and all.
Fucking christ Brasky...you know the way to a girl heart and crotch...
Point is, it would get kinda weird.
If you're gonna use your mouth like a vagina, I'm gonna fuck it.
I'm just not a blowjob guy.
You can use my mouth for anything you want.
anything.
Cool. Then it would be five minutes standing, maybe ten or fifteen in a 69, then the pussy gets some.
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If I was on the recieving end of a 30 minute blowjob, I'd hold your head upside down and shove the whole thing down your throat, balls and all.
I find that strangely arousing.
Nothing strange about it.
Good point. If you're ever in the same room with me, you might want to wear two belts so you'll have time to figure out what I'm doing and push me off of you if you wish. :lol:
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If I was on the recieving end of a 30 minute blowjob, I'd hold your head upside down and shove the whole thing down your throat, balls and all.
Fucking christ Brasky...you know the way to a girl heart and crotch...
Point is, it would get kinda weird.
If you're gonna use your mouth like a vagina, I'm gonna fuck it.
I'm just not a blowjob guy.
You can use my mouth for anything you want.
anything.
Cool. Then it would be five minutes standing, maybe ten or fifteen in a 69, then the pussy gets some.
Hi, I'm Keely's Vaj...why haven't we been intorduced?
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Oh shi-
Her cunt talks. Say it, don't spray it.
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Do they taste better if they talk?
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Oh shi-
Her cunt talks. Say it, don't spray it.
You know its been tellin u secrets for months gurrlll..
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Do they taste better if they talk?
wanna find out?
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I think Keely's vag just tried to talk dirty to me.
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Do they taste better if they talk?
wanna find out?
Spread em. Of course I do.
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I think Keely's vag just tried to talk dirty to me.
Is there webcam?
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I think Keely's vag just tried to talk dirty to me.
I don't discriminate
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Do they taste better if they talk?
wanna find out?
Spread em. Of course I do.
done and done
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I think Keely's vag just tried to talk dirty to me.
I don't discriminate
As long as it doesn't go all Venus Fly Trap... :shock:
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If I was on the recieving end of a 30 minute blowjob, I'd hold your head upside down and shove the whole thing down your throat, balls and all.
I find that strangely arousing.
Nothing strange about it.
Good point. If you're ever in the same room with me, you might want to wear two belts so you'll have time to figure out what I'm doing and push me off of you if you wish. :lol:
Actually, I'll be wearing those rip-away pants. Seriously.
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Do they taste better if they talk?
wanna find out?
Spread em. Of course I do.
done and done
It'll be thirty minutes or longer.
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I think Keely's vag just tried to talk dirty to me.
Is there webcam?
Im taking donations for a webcam..i refuse to spend my own money on one...but i'd use it if i had one fo sho..
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Hi, I'm Keely's Vaj...why haven't we been intorduced?
Because you failed in PM's.
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If I was on the recieving end of a 30 minute blowjob, I'd hold your head upside down and shove the whole thing down your throat, balls and all.
I find that strangely arousing.
Nothing strange about it.
Good point. If you're ever in the same room with me, you might want to wear two belts so you'll have time to figure out what I'm doing and push me off of you if you wish. :lol:
Actually, I'll be wearing those rip-away pants. Seriously.
My crazy friend Amanda at work one day says to me "Dawg, I feel sorry for the next guy who fucks you. You're gonna be like rabid or some shit. Claw marks and all."
I laughed for days. It's probably true though.
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Hi, I'm Keely's Vaj...why haven't we been intorduced?
Because you failed in PM's.
ooooh yah. well theres always tomorrow.
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Hi, I'm Keely's Vaj...why haven't we been intorduced?
Because you failed in PM's.
ooooh yah. well theres always tomorrow.
Right now you're busy.
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Hi, I'm Keely's Vaj...why haven't we been intorduced?
Because you failed in PM's.
ooooh yah. well theres always tomorrow.
Right now you're busy.
I'm always busy...damn it I need more free time.
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Hi, I'm Keely's Vaj...why haven't we been intorduced?
Because you failed in PM's.
ooooh yah. well theres always tomorrow.
Right now you're busy.
I'm always busy...damn it I need more free time.
Being tasted.
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My crazy friend Amanda at work one day says to me "Dawg, I feel sorry for the next guy who fucks you. You're gonna be like rabid or some shit. Claw marks and all."
I laughed for days. It's probably true though.
Good fuckin is hard work. There can be two winners, but its a struggle to make that happen.
[yoda] Fuck. Work, it is. [/yoda]
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My crazy friend Amanda at work one day says to me "Dawg, I feel sorry for the next guy who fucks you. You're gonna be like rabid or some shit. Claw marks and all."
I laughed for days. It's probably true though.
Good fuckin is hard work. There can be two winners, but its a struggle to make that happen.
[yoda] Fuck. Work, it is. [/yoda]
Like a marathon sometimes.
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My crazy friend Amanda at work one day says to me "Dawg, I feel sorry for the next guy who fucks you. You're gonna be like rabid or some shit. Claw marks and all."
I laughed for days. It's probably true though.
Good fuckin is hard work. There can be two winners, but its a struggle to make that happen.
[yoda] Fuck. Work, it is. [/yoda]
Yeah, she bitches and whines about not getting laid in a week to me. I totally Sam Jackson'd her today, after she complained about not having had any since last night.
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Hi, I'm Keely's Vaj...why haven't we been intorduced?
Because you failed in PM's.
ooooh yah. well theres always tomorrow.
Did you do the schoolgirl thing where you touch the cheek-dimple with your index finger and twist the one toe like "Ohh, silly me, I'm just a gurl LOL!?"
Umm hmm.
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Hi, I'm Keely's Vaj...why haven't we been intorduced?
Because you failed in PM's.
ooooh yah. well theres always tomorrow.
Did you do the schoolgirl thing where you touch the cheek-dimple with your index finger and twist the one toe like "Ohh, silly me, I'm just a gurl LOL!?"
Umm hmm.
PM.
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If there are pictures, I want in on this. My vag doesn't talk, but it's pretty magical.
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If there are pictures, I want in on this. My vag doesn't talk, but it's pretty magical.
HAHAH i gotchu girl. whatchu wanna see?
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My crazy friend Amanda at work one day says to me "Dawg, I feel sorry for the next guy who fucks you. You're gonna be like rabid or some shit. Claw marks and all."
I laughed for days. It's probably true though.
Good fuckin is hard work. There can be two winners, but its a struggle to make that happen.
[yoda] Fuck. Work, it is. [/yoda]
Yeah, she bitches and whines about not getting laid in a week to me. I totally Sam Jackson'd her today, after she complained about not having had any since last night.
Sam Jax'd. Thats part of you now, isn't it?
Royal. With cheez. FTW.
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My crazy friend Amanda at work one day says to me "Dawg, I feel sorry for the next guy who fucks you. You're gonna be like rabid or some shit. Claw marks and all."
I laughed for days. It's probably true though.
Good fuckin is hard work. There can be two winners, but its a struggle to make that happen.
[yoda] Fuck. Work, it is. [/yoda]
Yeah, she bitches and whines about not getting laid in a week to me. I totally Sam Jackson'd her today, after she complained about not having had any since last night.
Sam Jax'd. Thats part of you now, isn't it?
Royal. With cheez. FTW.
Pretty much. There's only a few people I can do the Pulp Fiction thing with. I can Sam Jackson people all I want, but they don't understand why I have to try so hard to keep myself from giggling.
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If there are pictures, I want in on this.
Seconded.
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If there are pictures, I want in on this.
Seconded.
Whatchu got?
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If there are pictures, I want in on this.
Seconded.
Whatchu got?
You know the answer to that.
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8)
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The fuck is going on in here? And why is my e-mail box empty?
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The fuck is going on in here? And why is my e-mail box empty?
Of...
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The fuck is going on in here? And why is my e-mail box empty?
Of...
What the fuck, man? That's a preposition.
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- Places free drink chip in front of each -
tap
tap
tap
tap
- everybody rubs their face -
Noobs have never seen this.
Drunks go aww christ...
I'm a sick fuck. This is the shit I do.
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The fuck is going on in here? And why is my e-mail box empty?
Shrug.
I have nothing left to show.
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The fuck is going on in here? And why is my e-mail box empty?
Of...
What the fuck, man? That's a preposition.
you want tits baby???
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The fuck is going on in here? And why is my e-mail box empty?
Of...
What the fuck, man? That's a preposition.
You have tits or cock being proposed to you.
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The fuck is going on in here? And why is my e-mail box empty?
Of...
What the fuck, man? That's a preposition.
You have tits or cock being proposed to you.
whats it gonna be hot shot?
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The fuck is going on in here? And why is my e-mail box empty?
Shrug.
I have nothing left to show.
I'm sure you gots somthing ...lets see it.
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The fuck is going on in here? And why is my e-mail box empty?
Of...
What the fuck, man? That's a preposition.
You have tits or cock being proposed to you.
whats it gonna be hot shot?
Depends on if you're using your mouth or not.
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Is this like a circle jerk kind of thing?
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Is this like a circle jerk kind of thing?
For who?
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I don't know. Who really cares?
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Noone apparently.
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Well of course. All threads like this do is annoy the more cultured BBS participants.
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I'm seriously all out of stuff. At least, good stuff.
Plus, I gave my camera away to my X, cuase she's a fuckin asshole and I wanted her to shut the fuck up.
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Well of course. All threads like this do is annoy the more cultured BBS participants.
LOL and I lways seem to be a part of those...
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Well of course. All threads like this do is annoy the more cultured BBS participants.
FUCK THOSE QUEERS
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Well of course. All threads like this do is annoy the more cultured BBS participants.
FUCK THOSE QUEERS
I keep asking, but they keep telling me no. :lol:
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I'll have you know, back to the drunk talk, in between sex comments...
My best drunk story, I can't even tell here.
That one is so far in the vault, I can never never tell.
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Well of course. All threads like this do is annoy the more cultured BBS participants.
LOL and I lways seem to be a part of those...
We all are. They don't like fucking apparently.
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I'll have you know, back to the drunk talk, in between sex comments...
My best drunk story, I can't even tell here.
That one is so far in the vault, I can never never tell.
I've got $5, a nerf ball, and Seinfeld on DVD....fair trade?
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I'll have you know, back to the drunk talk, in between sex comments...
My best drunk story, I can't even tell here.
That one is so far in the vault, I can never never tell.
I hate that. When someone goes to a place like that, I have to know. And when I don't know things, it upsets me.
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I'll have you know, back to the drunk talk, in between sex comments...
My best drunk story, I can't even tell here.
That one is so far in the vault, I can never never tell.
I hate that. When someone goes to a place like that, I have to know. And when I don't know things, it upsets me.
Yeah, that's entertainment.
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Le snore.
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Le snore.
Wha?
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I'm just living up to my international man of mystery thing.
All I'm sayin is it was so fuckin bad, it was BAD.
Its not a teaze thing, I am honestly afraid to explain it in public, and I've said some wild shit here.
Got any of those?
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I'm just living up to my international man of mystery thing.
All I'm sayin is it was so fuckin bad, it was BAD.
Its not a teaze thing, I am honestly afraid to explain it in public, and I've said some wild shit here.
Got any of those?
You first.
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I'm just living up to my international man of mystery thing.
All I'm sayin is it was so fuckin bad, it was BAD.
Its not a teaze thing, I am honestly afraid to explain it in public, and I've said some wild shit here.
Got any of those?
Nah. :?
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I'm just living up to my international man of mystery thing.
All I'm sayin is it was so fuckin bad, it was BAD.
Its not a teaze thing, I am honestly afraid to explain it in public, and I've said some wild shit here.
Got any of those?
Nah. :?
I have many.
When I was sixteen, there were seven of us at a round table in the corner of a diner. It was the first time I ever drank Beam. I puked all over the table. My girlfriend drove me home in my father's car. She took all my clothes off in the car (covered in puke) and I had to walk up three flights of stairs to my apartment, where I passed out on the floor, and luckily woke up before my father did.
This set an ongoing precedent.
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No, no, no.
Those are fun stories.
I have one of those where I got the vodka shivvers and kept falling out of my chair, while my buddy across the table kept standing up and klonking his head off a barn beam and flopping back down onto the table and smashing all the shit asunder.
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I have a great word, it's been in my head all day.
Ballsack reminded me of it, then I got distracted.
"Meat Sweats"
It might be all one word.
"Jimmy ate too much meat, and got the meat sweats."
Its used in eating competitions, I saw people eating whole hams and the announcer mentioned an endorphin rush, known as "Meat sweats"
Fukin awesome.
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Ewwie.
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I have a great word, it's been in my head all day.
Ballsack reminded me of it, then I got distracted.
"Meat Sweats"
It might be all one word.
"Jimmy ate too much meat, and got the meat sweats."
Its used in eating competitions, I saw people eating whole hams and the announcer mentioned an endorphin rush, known as "Meat sweats"
Fukin awesome.
Kobiyashi.
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Fuck it,Wild Turkey time.
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Fuck it,Wild Turkey time.
bro...its like noon. ;) wtf?
I'm just hatin cuz I'm not allowed to drink at work.
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Fuck it,Wild Turkey time.
bro...its like noon. ;) wtf?
I'm just hatin cuz I'm not allowed to drink at work.
Its like, two, and don't let jealousy muddy your posts.
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It's like 2:00 here in reality, Keely.
Pfft. Fuck it. Shower time.
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Fuck it,Wild Turkey time.
bro...its like noon. ;) wtf?
I'm just hatin cuz I'm not allowed to drink at work.
Its like, two, and don't let jealousy muddy your posts.
mussy? man + pussy?
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Fuck it,Wild Turkey time.
bro...its like noon. ;) wtf?
I'm just hatin cuz I'm not allowed to drink at work.
Its like, two, and don't let jealousy muddy your posts.
mussy? man + pussy?
That was right after a shot, I meant muddy.
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Oh shi-
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That was some drunk.
I'll have you'se know, I'm still awake from that situation.
I win.
Serious.
I failed to sleep last night.
Its not easy being me.
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So on a scale of 1-10, how easy would it be for me to take advantage of you right now? :P
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So on a scale of 1-10, how easy would it be for me to take advantage of you right now? :P
No different than any other day.
I'd drill you into froth.
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So on a scale of 1-10, how easy would it be for me to take advantage of you right now? :P
No different than any other day.
I'd drill you into froth.
Sounds painful.
You know...in that way that I'd really, really like it to be.
*Whimper*
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So on a scale of 1-10, how easy would it be for me to take advantage of you right now? :P
No different than any other day.
I'd drill you into froth.
Sounds painful.
You know...in that way that I'd really, really like it to be.
*Whimper*
Hows the end of July
Let me check my date book. Oh...right...
I'm pretty much always ready.
:lol:
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Shots, bar, bad.
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I just got two drunken phone calls from my friend Amanda.
#1:
Amanda: What are you doing, bitch? Are you asleep?
Lindsey: No, I'm trying to wash my face. Are you drunk?
Amanda: Oh, okay. I'll let you go then. I'm like way fucked up right now. I'll call you tomorrow while I'm at work.
Lindsey: Okay, bye.
#2:
Amanda: HEEEEEEEEEEEY BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH (It's a Mario thing)
Lindsey: Uhh, hi.
Amanda: I'm making fucking enchiladas!
Lindsey: Don't burn the house down
Amanda: I don't know dawg, I might. I'm fucking fucked up.
Lindsey: Perhaps you shouldn't be on the phone while trying to make the enchiladas, then.
Amanda: MAN, I'M MAKING FUCKING ENCHILADAS FOR LIKE FUCKING 20 PEOPLE, DAWG. I'M FUCKED UP.
Lindsey: Yeah, you mentioned that
Amanda: OKAY THEN. Juan might call you later because he might not think I'm talking to you, but I really am. I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOU LINDSEEEEEEEEEEEEEY. BYE BYE.
Lindsey: *Click*
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I just got two drunken phone calls from my friend Amanda.
#1:
Amanda: What are you doing, bitch? Are you asleep?
Lindsey: No, I'm trying to wash my face. Are you drunk?
Amanda: Oh, okay. I'll let you go then. I'm like way fucked up right now. I'll call you tomorrow while I'm at work.
Lindsey: Okay, bye.
#2:
Amanda: HEEEEEEEEEEEY BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH (It's a Mario thing)
Lindsey: Uhh, hi.
Amanda: I'm making fucking enchiladas!
Lindsey: Don't burn the house down
Amanda: I don't know dawg, I might. I'm fucking fucked up.
Lindsey: Perhaps you shouldn't be on the phone while trying to make the enchiladas, then.
Amanda: MAN, I'M MAKING FUCKING ENCHILADAS FOR LIKE FUCKING 20 PEOPLE, DAWG. I'M FUCKED UP.
Lindsey: Yeah, you mentioned that
Amanda: OKAY THEN. Juan might call you later because he might not think I'm talking to you, but I really am. I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOU LINDSEEEEEEEEEEEEEY. BYE BYE.
Lindsey: *Click*
Well at least she's a productive drinker.
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Not always. We used to get fucked up in the parking lot after work. We pretty much just sat there and laughed our asses off with some other people from the Macy's. Her intent is to get me plastered at every opportunity and try to get me molested by some dude I don't know. Half of what she says is "We need to get you laid, dawg." :lol:
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Not always. We used to get fucked up in the parking lot after work. We pretty much just sat there and laughed our asses off with some other people from the Macy's. Her intent is to get me plastered at every opportunity and try to get me molested by some dude I don't know. Half of what she says is "We need to get you laid, dawg." :lol:
Well, its still more productive than getting drunk and staring at porn.
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She also tried to get me to come to work on my day off tomorrow and hang out. Fuck that shit.
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She also tried to get me to come to work on my day off tomorrow and hang out. Fuck that shit.
Sundays are great days off.
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She also tried to get me to come to work on my day off tomorrow and hang out. Fuck that shit.
Sundays are great days off.
They're just easiest for me to take off, since I can have somebody (meaning Stephanie at this point) work the entire day because we're only open 6 hours. I have to work mandatory one Sunday a month, but I alternate them with her because it would be unfair for her to work three and me to work one.
I'm such a doll. :lol:
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She also tried to get me to come to work on my day off tomorrow and hang out. Fuck that shit.
Sundays are great days off.
I'm such a doll. :lol:
I won't argue.
Sunday is good for me because I can stay up all night and get fucked up. Like now, for instance.
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How much of what have you had? :P
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How much of what have you had? :P
Lots of beer and quite a bit of liquor.
Why do ya ask?
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How much of what have you had? :P
Lots of beer and quite a bit of liquor.
Why do ya ask?
Just curious. This IS the booze thread.
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How much of what have you had? :P
Lots of beer and quite a bit of liquor.
Why do ya ask?
Just curious. This IS the booze thread.
It is indeed. Everyone else is already passed out it would seem.
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Well, I'm not drunk - and I can't sleep because I'm currently giving birth to my own uterus.
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Well, I'm not drunk - and I can't sleep because I'm currently giving birth to my own uterus.
Hot.
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Well, I'm not drunk - and I can't sleep because I'm currently giving birth to my own uterus.
Hot.
Not really. My boobs are swollen though. That might be kind of hot.
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Well, I'm not drunk - and I can't sleep because I'm currently giving birth to my own uterus.
Hot.
Not really. My boobs are swollen though. That might be kind of hot.
It is. Hotter than redtube right now at any rate.
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Beer on a Sunday afternoon is unmatched.
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Every day when I come home from work, its Sunday afternoon.
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A glass of wine, a stack of shirts and linens to starch, and the Romero Guitar Quartet.
At least that's what I'll be up to when I'm done setting up the playlist on iTunes.
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Domesticated people, they intrigue me.
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Domesticated people, they intrigue me.
She's got nothing on my lavish trappings of the luxurious Extended Stay America.
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Every day when I come home from work, its Sunday afternoon.
Sunday may perhaps be a bad example, here in the 50-years-behind-civilized state of Georgia, no booze sales.
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If I'm too busy, I pay other people to take care of the ironing. 95% of the time though, I do it myself.
I love the smell of starch & steam, and creating a stack of crispy table linens and starched collars/cuffs is quite relaxing.
My way of making order out of chaos. Or a sick addiction to Magic Sizing. Either way, I'm off.
But, before I go...
[youtube=425,350]Nx7vOb7GNBg[/youtube]
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Domesticated people, they intrigue me.
Me too.
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Every day when I come home from work, its Sunday afternoon.
Sunday may perhaps be a bad example, here in the 50-years-behind-civilized state of Georgia, no booze sales.
Plan ahead. Get all your ducks in a row, and sunday can be all faceplant, all day long.
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Every day when I come home from work, its Sunday afternoon.
Sunday may perhaps be a bad example, here in the 50-years-behind-civilized state of Georgia, no booze sales.
Plan ahead. Get all your ducks in a row, and sunday can be all faceplant, all day long.
Oh it has been brother.
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Domesticated people, they intrigue me.
Me too.
I live fiercely for a few days then clean a while.
I desperately need a dishwasher.
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Every day when I come home from work, its Sunday afternoon.
Sunday may perhaps be a bad example, here in the 50-years-behind-civilized state of Georgia, no booze sales.
Plan ahead. Get all your ducks in a row, and sunday can be all faceplant, all day long.
Oh it has been brother.
I'm doin' the beer thing, but any faceplanting is gonna be me into the couch. I just worked 24 out of 36 hours, and have the urge to guzzle beers - but that won't end well.
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Every day when I come home from work, its Sunday afternoon.
Sunday may perhaps be a bad example, here in the 50-years-behind-civilized state of Georgia, no booze sales.
Plan ahead. Get all your ducks in a row, and sunday can be all faceplant, all day long.
Oh it has been brother.
I'm doin' the beer thing, but any faceplanting is gonna be me into the couch. I just worked 24 out of 36 hours, and have the urge to guzzle beers - but that won't end well.
Usually when I work that long, one beer knocks me right the fuck out.
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Yeah, sometimes me too. But I'm kinda over the hump into the zone.
Also, due to the physical demands of boozers bodies, I think the starch and carbs give me a body rush for a few hours.
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Domesticated people, they intrigue me.
Me too.
I live fiercely for a few days then clean a while.
I desperately need a dishwasher.
I've always had a dishwasher, but I've never used it. I've just always washed them by hand. My mom wears gloves when she does it, because she doesn't want to ruin her nails. I told her she's a pussy, because I don't wear the gloves - and I've got acrylic nails. Fuck gloves.
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My sink is really really small, like you'd find in an RV camper.
It totally sucks doing dishes in it.
If I had a big stainless double basin sink with a squirty hose and a disposal, I'd have no problem.
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Yeah, sometimes me too. But I'm kinda over the hump into the zone.
Also, due to the physical demands of boozers bodies, I think the starch and carbs give me a body rush for a few hours.
They do. Pizza, hot dogs, burgers.....All of these things can help you get past that rough few hours when all you wanna do is sleep.
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My sink is really really small, like you'd find in an RV camper.
It totally sucks doing dishes in it.
If I had a big stainless double basin sink with a squirty hose and a disposal, I'd have no problem.
We have double sinks, and they're really deep now (Whorehay broke the stainless steel sink somehow so he had to replace it), but he never hooked up the squirty hose, and we have no disposal.
Disposals really come in handy. So does the squirty hose.
I still hate doing dishes, but at the same time - I have this dirty fantasy involving doing the dishes. Just...don't ask. :lol:
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Right now I only have access to a bowl and a plate thanks to the wonderful cleaning staff.
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my dishes are "Bachelor eclectic"
Its all the rage in the culinary circles. Retro trendy, mismatched. People pay big bucks for that in Manhattan.
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The only thing that matches in the cupboards in this house is the blue drinking glasses I keep buying at Wal*Mart. They keep going missing...
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The only thing that matches in the cupboards in this house is the blue drinking glasses I keep buying at Wal*Mart. They keep going missing...
Ian hasn't been to your house, has he?
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The only thing that matches in the cupboards in this house is the blue drinking glasses I keep buying at Wal*Mart. They keep going missing...
Ian hasn't been to your house, has he?
He can jizz in my bowls all he wants.
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Thats very generous.
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My dishwasher has an NSF-certified "SANITIZE" button.
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Thats very generous.
I'd say. Maybe I'll just go over to a friend's house and rub my cunt all over everything. :lol:
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Thats very generous.
I'd say. Maybe I'll just go over to a friend's house and rub my cunt all over everything. :lol:
I have dish towels and reams of paper. Feel free.
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A ream of paper. ROFL. :lol:
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Thats very generous.
I'd say. Maybe I'll just go over to a friend's house and rub my cunt all over everything. :lol:
TBH, I wouldn't object.
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Thats very generous.
I'd say. Maybe I'll just go over to a friend's house and rub my cunt all over everything. :lol:
TBH, I wouldn't object.
Yeah, but that's because your face would be one of the things.
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Ha. Bring it.
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Ha. Would you expect any less? :P
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So, I'm taking it easy after a busy week of work. I got stuck in traffic for a couple hours coming back from Sao Paulo and stopped at the supermercado. The prices were great. I picked up a liter of Bacardi Oro for US$ 11. I had a couple beers with dinner, now I'm working on the Bacardi while watching some movies.
Cheers!
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Beer.
Thats plural, like deer.
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Beer.
Thats plural, like deer.
Don't fall.
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Irish Car Bombs!!!!!!
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Wine and Newcastle.
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Wine and Newcastle.
Cabo Wabo...yum yum.
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Heh...diet Coke. I really need to cut back to once a week again.
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Wine and Newcastle.
I'm all about the Newcastle, but I just bought an 8 pack of Guinness and some generic Baileys.
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Wine and Newcastle.
I'm all about the Newcastle, but I just bought an 8 pack of Guinness and some generic Baileys.
Those canned Murphys usurped my Guinness awhile ago.
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wine, skoally-oally, drinkin' wine (jerry lee lewis)
33 peeps jus left my house after the easter feastins
one of my cretinous inlaws TOOK BACK the box full o' assorted wines & champaigne.....very uncouth
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Scrumpy's Hard Cider.
Delicious.
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Wine and Newcastle.
I'm all about the Newcastle, but I just bought an 8 pack of Guinness and some generic Baileys.
Those canned Murphys usurped my Guinness awhile ago.
Yeah I dig the Murphys too but its a bit harder for me to get, I have to drive 25 minutes to find a store that has them, whereas Guinness is just 1 mile down the road.
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I have some bullfrog left over from my party last night, I may partake.
(Bullfrog=Sprite, vodka, and ice blue raspberry lemonade Kool-aid)
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I have some bullfrog left over from my party last night, I may partake.
(Bullfrog=Sprite, vodka, and ice blue raspberry lemonade Kool-aid)
Sprite? YOU TRAITOR!!
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I have some bullfrog left over from my party last night, I may partake.
(Bullfrog=Sprite, vodka, and ice blue raspberry lemonade Kool-aid)
Sprite? YOU TRAITOR!!
Hey, Mountain Dew is still the mixer of choice. The Ice Blue just went better with Sprite.
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Oh, is the bar open?
What will you be drinking, sir?
Hair of the dog that bit me, Lloyd.
(http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Stanley_Kubrick/the_shining_movie_image_jack_nicholson.jpg)
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Hehehehe. You rock, Brasky. :lol:
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How you doin', Linz?
Get an Easter basket?
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How you doin', Linz?
Get an Easter basket?
Not too shabby. Bummed that the day went by so quickly though.
I did get one. I spent the night at Stephanie's last night, and her mom got us easter baskets.
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(http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Stanley_Kubrick/the_shining_movie_image_jack_nicholson.jpg)
I just downloaded that in 1080 HD. It's a good movie.
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I did the bare minimum.
Never work too hard at leisurely activities, I say.
Words to live by, and ponder. But don't live ponderously.
That is entirely too much leisure.
And then you'll get no easter basket. Which would be unfortunate.
For all involved.
Of the withholdance.
Of baskets.
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Had you never seen the movie before, Jay?
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It's a good movie.
Its a keeper.
Do you put them on disks and run them through the DVD onto big screen, or watch that stuff on a computer setup?
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It's a good movie.
Its a keeper.
Do you put them on disks and run them through the DVD onto big screen, or watch that stuff on a computer setup?
I love that movie. I can't get Stephanie to watch it, because she hates Jack Nicholson. He's just perfect in this movie though.
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Had you never seen the movie before, Jay?
Yeah, about a half-dozen times.
But in HD...it's beautiful.
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Do you put them on disks and run them through the DVD onto big screen, or watch that stuff on a computer setup?
My laptop has a 1920x1200 screen, so I just watch it on there. I should get a DVI-to-HDMI adaptor so I could watch them on my plasma.
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because she hates Jack Nicholson.
'th fu-.
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Had you never seen the movie before, Jay?
Yeah, about a half-dozen times.
But in HD...it's beautiful.
Hmm. My parents' TV is HD. I should get the HDDVD, if they have one.
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because she hates Jack Nicholson.
'th fu-.
I don't know. I can't figure out. She also doesn't like macaroni and cheese. I've decided that she is an alien.
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Do you put them on disks and run them through the DVD onto big screen, or watch that stuff on a computer setup?
My laptop has a 1920x1200 screen, so I just watch it on there. I should get a DVI-to-HDMI adaptor so I could watch them on my plasma.
That'd be cool. You can use it as a monitor too, right?
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You can use it as a monitor too, right?
I would be using it as one if I lived alone. Who wouldn't want to see internet porn on a 42"?
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You can use it as a monitor too, right?
I would be using it as one if I lived alone. Who wouldn't want to see internet porn on a 42"?
Oh man, that would be something else. :shock:
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Hmm, that never crossed my mind.
*strokes chin, thoughtfully*
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Hmm, that never crossed my mind.
*strokes chin, thoughtfully*
http://www.hdpornhq.com/
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You know...I just had the thought that I'd like to video tape myself fucking, and then watch it on a huge TV.
I have no idea why I had this thought, but now for some reason I'm a little more turned on than I was earlier.
Weird.
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You know...I just had the thought that I'd like to video tape myself fucking, and then watch it on a huge TV.
I have no idea why I had this thought, but now for some reason I'm a little more turned on than I was earlier.
Weird.
Thats why porn chicks are usually looking over their shoulder, on screen. They're watching themselves getting boned.
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(http://images.lamer.net/tmyk.gif)
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You know...I just had the thought that I'd like to video tape myself fucking, and then watch it on a huge TV.
I have no idea why I had this thought, but now for some reason I'm a little more turned on than I was earlier.
Weird.
I just happen to have an HD cam right here...
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Alright I just made up a new drink last night (I think its new).
Ingredients:
half glass of cold coffee
2/3 remaining part Irish Cream
finish it off with 3 shots of Caramel Vodka
and of course put it on ice
The name we came up with for this drink is the "Caramel Frapparuffie" because it tastes like a Starbucks drink, but one of them will get you drunk.
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Alright I just made up a new drink last night (I think its new).
Ingredients:
half glass of cold coffee
2/3 remaining part Irish Cream
finish it off with 3 shots of Caramel Vodka
and of course put it on ice
The name we came up with for this drink is the "Caramel Frapparuffie" because it tastes like a Starbucks drink, but one of them will get you drunk.
Yum YUM. I want one.
Do grocery stores sell Caramel Vodka? I've never seen it?
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Alright I just made up a new drink last night (I think its new).
Ingredients:
half glass of cold coffee
2/3 remaining part Irish Cream
finish it off with 3 shots of Caramel Vodka
and of course put it on ice
The name we came up with for this drink is the "Caramel Frapparuffie" because it tastes like a Starbucks drink, but one of them will get you drunk.
Yum YUM. I want one.
Do grocery stores sell Caramel Vodka? I've never seen it?
I've never even heard of such a concoction. Sounds rad though.
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lindsey xoxo
Freaky deaky.
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Alright I just made up a new drink last night (I think its new).
Ingredients:
half glass of cold coffee
2/3 remaining part Irish Cream
finish it off with 3 shots of Caramel Vodka
and of course put it on ice
The name we came up with for this drink is the "Caramel Frapparuffie" because it tastes like a Starbucks drink, but one of them will get you drunk.
Yum YUM. I want one.
Do grocery stores sell Caramel Vodka? I've never seen it?
I've never even heard of such a concoction. Sounds rad though.
Oh it is truly heaven in a coffee mug. Especially if you like those girly Starbucks drinks. I got the caramel vodka from a friend of mine, so I don't know how available it is but I am willing to bet you could pick it up at a specialty liquor store like Beverages & More.
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Alright I just made up a new drink last night (I think its new).
Ingredients:
half glass of cold coffee
2/3 remaining part Irish Cream
finish it off with 3 shots of Caramel Vodka
and of course put it on ice
The name we came up with for this drink is the "Caramel Frapparuffie" because it tastes like a Starbucks drink, but one of them will get you drunk.
Yum YUM. I want one.
Do grocery stores sell Caramel Vodka? I've never seen it?
I've never even heard of such a concoction. Sounds rad though.
Oh it is truly heaven in a coffee mug. Especially if you like those girly Starbucks drinks. I got the caramel vodka from a friend of mine, so I don't know how available it is but I am willing to bet you could pick it up at a specialty liquor store like Beverages & More.
I'm gonna give that a try, because girly Starbucks drinks are the only way I'll drink my coffee. :lol:
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Alright I just made up a new drink last night (I think its new).
Ingredients:
half glass of cold coffee
2/3 remaining part Irish Cream
finish it off with 3 shots of Caramel Vodka
and of course put it on ice
The name we came up with for this drink is the "Caramel Frapparuffie" because it tastes like a Starbucks drink, but one of them will get you drunk.
Yum YUM. I want one.
Do grocery stores sell Caramel Vodka? I've never seen it?
I've never even heard of such a concoction. Sounds rad though.
Oh it is truly heaven in a coffee mug. Especially if you like those girly Starbucks drinks. I got the caramel vodka from a friend of mine, so I don't know how available it is but I am willing to bet you could pick it up at a specialty liquor store like Beverages & More.
I'm gonna give that a try, because girly Starbucks drinks are the only way I'll drink my coffee. :lol:
Haha I drink mine with just milk.
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Bump.
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
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Bump.
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
I've been sober for 3 weeks now.
What the fuck for?
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Bump.
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
I've been sober for 3 weeks now.
What the fuck for?
Maybe his dick stopped working.
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Bump.
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
I've been sober for 3 weeks now.
What the fuck for?
Maybe his dick stopped working.
That would be awful.
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I'm going to need proof that your dick is in working order.
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hey, baby, i'll give you proof
(sorry, i was pre-empting for jon-jon....he's obviously busy, or he would have said it by now)
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Bump.
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
I've been sober for 3 weeks now.
What the fuck for?
Dunno, not had any reason to be drunk.
Madness.
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Bump.
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
I've been sober for 3 weeks now.
What the fuck for?
Dunno, not had any reason to be drunk.
Madness.
Oi.
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I'm going to need proof that your dick is in working order.
2 thousand miles of altantic make that an arduous task.
Video.
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I'm going to need proof that your dick iz in working order.
2 thousand miles of altantic make that an arduous task.
Video.
I has not teh mechanisms.
And ur job involves computerboxes?
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I'm going to need proof that ur dick iz in working order.
2 thousand miles of altantic make that an arduous task.
Video.
I has not teh mechanisms.
And ur job involves computerboxes?
Computerboxen.
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I'm going to need proof that ur dick iz in working order.
2 thousand miles of altantic make that an arduous task.
Video.
I has not teh mechanisms.
And ur job involves computerboxes?
Computerboxen.
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i168/jazz9211/bitch_slap.jpg)
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Oh pishaw.
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Richard
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I'm going to need proof that your dick iz in working order.
2 thousand miles of altantic make that an arduous task.
Video.
I has not teh mechanisms.
And ur job involves computerboxes?
Of of three does, yes.
I has not a camera that records motion.
Digital camera or cell phone no has movie mode?
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I'm going to need proof that your dick iz in working order.
2 thousand miles of altantic make that an arduous task.
Video.
I has not teh mechanisms.
And ur job involves computerboxes?
Of of three does, yes.
I has not a camera that records motion.
Digital camera or cell phone no has movie mode?
Nope.
Why not?
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I'm going to need proof that your dick iz in working order.
2 thousand miles of altantic make that an arduous task.
Video.
I has not teh mechanisms.
And ur job involves computerboxes?
Of of three does, yes.
I has not a camera that records motion.
Digital camera or cell phone no has movie mode?
Nope.
Why not?
Because my phone sucks and my camera is the artsy, pretentious kind designed for stills.
You should fix that.
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Meh.
Bad excuse.
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can't you two cunts pick up a fucking phone instead?
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whaadaya doin?
nuttin', you?
nuttin
you?
wanna do sumpin ?
i dunno
you?
nope.
you?
YOU FUCKING ANNOYING YIDS
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can't you two cunts pick up a fucking phone instead?
A picture phone?
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Its hard to run a decent bar in these parts.
High traffic area, people pass on by. Zoom, seeya. You could offer 'em up oysters on a plate, or some fuckin shit like that, still wouldn't stop in for a beer. Snobs. Can't be bothered to pass the time, stop by for a holler.
Deke, for the last fuckin time, you get that dawg outta here, or I'm gonna shoot it. It ain't stop't lickin its hin'quarters since breakfast, somethin' ain't right there.
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can't you two cunts pick up a fucking phone instead?
You try international fucking calls and see what your phone bills like at the end of the month.
You're so angry when you're gay.
Which is like, always.
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can't you two cunts pick up a fucking phone instead?
You try international fucking calls and see what your phone bills like at the end of the month.
move.
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can't you two cunts pick up a fucking phone instead?
You try international fucking calls and see what your phone bills like at the end of the month.
Skype.
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For example, when your roommate falls into the doorframe and says NIGEL ARE YOU HUNGRY, you're not drunk, because he is.
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So, Obama wants to pass the check card bill. Say buh-bye to any electoral rights. That is all.
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So where the fuck have you been?
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Can I get a very concise explanation of this check card bill you speak of?
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So where the fuck have you been?
Hmm...that's a layered question. Finding good legitimate work.
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Can I get a very concise explanation of this check card bill you speak of?
This is from the "Industry Issues 2008" issue of Nation's Resturant News. Obama saying that he WILL sign a bill saying that whatever industry you work for, you will have to sign electoral rights over to whatever union represents your industry. I have no reason not to believe it.
And oh yeah....PBR.
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Can I get a very concise explanation of this check card bill you speak of?
This is from the "Industry Issues 2008" issue of Nation's Resturant News. Obama saying that he WILL sign a bill saying that whatever industry you work for, you will have to sign electoral rights over to whatever union represents your industry. I have no reason not to believe it.
And oh yeah....PBR.
Fuck that. :shock:
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Can I get a very concise explanation of this check card bill you speak of?
This is from the "Industry Issues 2008" issue of Nation's Resturant News. Obama saying that he WILL sign a bill saying that whatever industry you work for, you will have to sign electoral rights over to whatever union represents your industry. I have no reason not to believe it.
And oh yeah....PBR.
Fuck that. :shock:
Eloquently spoken, as is every sentence in which you say 'fuck.'
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Can I get a very concise explanation of this check card bill you speak of?
This is from the "Industry Issues 2008" issue of Nation's Resturant News. Obama saying that he WILL sign a bill saying that whatever industry you work for, you will have to sign electoral rights over to whatever union represents your industry. I have no reason not to believe it.
And oh yeah....PBR.
Fuck that. :shock:
Eloquently spoken, as is every sentence in which you say 'fuck.'
I like the word fuck. It sounds good when I'm saying it. Even if I'm yelling it out the window of my car. :P
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Return of epic thread. Nice.
(Welcome back, JC.)
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Can I get a very concise explanation of this check card bill you speak of?
This is from the "Industry Issues 2008" issue of Nation's Resturant News. Obama saying that he WILL sign a bill saying that whatever industry you work for, you will have to sign electoral rights over to whatever union represents your industry. I have no reason not to believe it.
And oh yeah....PBR.
Fuck that. :shock:
Eloquently spoken, as is every sentence in which you say 'fuck.'
I like the word fuck. It sounds good when I'm saying it. Even if I'm yelling it out the window of my car. :P
'Fuck me.' is better.
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Return of epic thread. Nice.
(Welcome back, JC.)
Thank you kind sir.
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Can I get a very concise explanation of this check card bill you speak of?
This is from the "Industry Issues 2008" issue of Nation's Resturant News. Obama saying that he WILL sign a bill saying that whatever industry you work for, you will have to sign electoral rights over to whatever union represents your industry. I have no reason not to believe it.
And oh yeah....PBR.
Fuck that. :shock:
Eloquently spoken, as is every sentence in which you say 'fuck.'
I like the word fuck. It sounds good when I'm saying it. Even if I'm yelling it out the window of my car. :P
'Fuck me.' is better.
I do say that sometimes. It's never in the context that you're thinking though. :lol:
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:roll:
Here we go again.
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Can I get a very concise explanation of this check card bill you speak of?
This is from the "Industry Issues 2008" issue of Nation's Resturant News. Obama saying that he WILL sign a bill saying that whatever industry you work for, you will have to sign electoral rights over to whatever union represents your industry. I have no reason not to believe it.
And oh yeah....PBR.
Fuck that. :shock:
Eloquently spoken, as is every sentence in which you say 'fuck.'
I like the word fuck. It sounds good when I'm saying it. Even if I'm yelling it out the window of my car. :P
'Fuck me.' is better.
I do say that sometimes. It's never in the context that you're thinking though. :lol:
Right like, 'they don't have my brand of granola bar, fuck me.'
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Can I get a very concise explanation of this check card bill you speak of?
This is from the "Industry Issues 2008" issue of Nation's Resturant News. Obama saying that he WILL sign a bill saying that whatever industry you work for, you will have to sign electoral rights over to whatever union represents your industry. I have no reason not to believe it.
And oh yeah....PBR.
Fuck that. :shock:
Eloquently spoken, as is every sentence in which you say 'fuck.'
I like the word fuck. It sounds good when I'm saying it. Even if I'm yelling it out the window of my car. :P
'Fuck me.' is better.
I do say that sometimes. It's never in the context that you're thinking though. :lol:
Right like, 'they don't have my brand of granola bar, fuck me.'
Yeah, pretty much. It's gotten me some strange looks from old ladies in the grocery store and places like that. :lol:
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Can I get a very concise explanation of this check card bill you speak of?
This is from the "Industry Issues 2008" issue of Nation's Resturant News. Obama saying that he WILL sign a bill saying that whatever industry you work for, you will have to sign electoral rights over to whatever union represents your industry. I have no reason not to believe it.
And oh yeah....PBR.
Fuck that. :shock:
Eloquently spoken, as is every sentence in which you say 'fuck.'
I like the word fuck. It sounds good when I'm saying it. Even if I'm yelling it out the window of my car. :P
'Fuck me.' is better.
I do say that sometimes. It's never in the context that you're thinking though. :lol:
Right like, 'they don't have my brand of granola bar, fuck me.'
Yeah, pretty much. It's gotten me some strange looks from old ladies in the grocery store and places like that. :lol:
My understanding is that you like looks from old ladies.
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Can I get a very concise explanation of this check card bill you speak of?
This is from the "Industry Issues 2008" issue of Nation's Resturant News. Obama saying that he WILL sign a bill saying that whatever industry you work for, you will have to sign electoral rights over to whatever union represents your industry. I have no reason not to believe it.
And oh yeah....PBR.
Fuck that. :shock:
Eloquently spoken, as is every sentence in which you say 'fuck.'
I like the word fuck. It sounds good when I'm saying it. Even if I'm yelling it out the window of my car. :P
'Fuck me.' is better.
I do say that sometimes. It's never in the context that you're thinking though. :lol:
Right like, 'they don't have my brand of granola bar, fuck me.'
Yeah, pretty much. It's gotten me some strange looks from old ladies in the grocery store and places like that. :lol:
My understanding is that you like looks from old ladies.
That is blasphemy. I don't like anything about most old ladies. You're gonna get a beating for that. :x
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Can I get a very concise explanation of this check card bill you speak of?
This is from the "Industry Issues 2008" issue of Nation's Resturant News. Obama saying that he WILL sign a bill saying that whatever industry you work for, you will have to sign electoral rights over to whatever union represents your industry. I have no reason not to believe it.
And oh yeah....PBR.
Fuck that. :shock:
Eloquently spoken, as is every sentence in which you say 'fuck.'
I like the word fuck. It sounds good when I'm saying it. Even if I'm yelling it out the window of my car. :P
'Fuck me.' is better.
I do say that sometimes. It's never in the context that you're thinking though. :lol:
Right like, 'they don't have my brand of granola bar, fuck me.'
Yeah, pretty much. It's gotten me some strange looks from old ladies in the grocery store and places like that. :lol:
My understanding is that you like looks from old ladies.
That is blasphemy. I don't like anything about most old ladies. You're gonna get a beating for that. :x
Mmmk.
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Sweet, the alcoholic guy with no chance is back.
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Sweet, the alcoholic guy with no chance is back.
Glass houses, kiddo.
Glass houses.
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Sweet, the alcoholic guy with no chance is back.
Glass houses, kiddo.
Glass houses.
I'm an alcoholic and I hit on Lindsey?
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Bam..
I decided to skip the pewter mug, but I might soak up a last call from it.
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Bam..
I decided to skip the pewter mug, but I might soak up a last call from it.
holy shit...that was almost 1 am, neeg..
my brother came over last nite, after a house-full of other people had left, and i was eyeballing the clock at 11-ish.....
andd....i didn't have to get up this a.m. for work........he did.......
oof
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What is that sound? Just the sound of ruby slippers clinkin together three times during the moaning of an orgasm? i can't get it...
oshit, I got banned!
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Just bumpin' this shit.
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Becks.
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might ave ta get a bottle of apricot brandy.
me brother built a bob-house for ice fishing & i get to install gas piping this a.m.
out on the feckin' pond...
wind blowin....18 deg.
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G&T luv
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Cherry cordial candies from Poland. I think they are about 80 proof.
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Irish trash can
rum
vodka
gin
triple sec
blue curacao
peach schnapps
top it off with red bull, or mt. dew...and you're drunk
(http://rumshopryan.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/irish_trashcan.jpg)
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(http://www.sharingmachine.com/prodimages/booze-mens-400.jpg)
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Did the OP finally drink himself to death?
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...it has been 2 years
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Place was a sausage hang.
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...it has been 2 years
Look who decided to join us again... :P
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...it has been 2 years
Look who decided to join us again... :P
Blasphemy
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...it has been 2 years
Look who decided to join us again... :P
Blasphemy
I see you. :P
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Bump.
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Labatts Max Ice 24z cans.
Tastes like shit, but packs a punch. And its wicked cheap.
In their defense, they claim to use no preservatives.
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Nifty little site for anyone looking to get drunk on the cheap. Very informative reviews.
http://bumwine.com/ (http://bumwine.com/)
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Nifty little site for anyone looking to get drunk on the cheap. Very informative reviews.
http://bumwine.com/ (http://bumwine.com/)
lol. I tried Thunderbird and Night Train because I was really curious, but they tasted so horrible I couldn't even finish either bottle.
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:) - Thunderbird's on a par with MD2020. Don't ever drink that shit unless you wanna feel real bad.
I know from experience as a teenager.
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Never tried Thunderbird myself.
I think I'll give it a shot sometime. Just hope I dont go blind from it.
Whatever I dont drink, I can use to remove the rusty well water stains from the shower.
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My headache from the Labatts has finally abated.
Mad Dog (or, whats commonly known as MD 20/20, or the Devils Piss) is some truly horrible shit.
My first, and probably last experience with Mad Dog, was with a few teenage mutants. We drank it with ice out of red solo cups, and a little puff of weed. I stood up and blacked out immediately, fell down like an oak tree and knocked a bunch of shit asunder.
I do recollect having a few nips in later days, but nothing to that degree. Theres something wrong with that stuff.
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Coffee brandy and milk. Maine's state drink.
I like it.
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That actually makes sense.
Coffee, warm and stimulating. Brandy, to keep you fucked up. And milk for nutritional value, plus to keep your guts from rotting out in a nine-month drunk.
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I'm going classy tonight. I'm drinking a sweet red called Malvira Birbet from Italy. Earlier, I had Pacific Rim Riesling Vin de Glaciere, which is tasty like an ice wine, but about half the price.
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I'm going classy tonight. I'm drinking a sweet red called Malvira Birbet from Italy. Earlier, I had Pacific Rim Riesling Vin de Glaciere, which is tasty like an ice wine, but about half the price.
OMG I missed you so much!
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My headache from the Labatts has finally abated.
Mad Dog (or, whats commonly known as MD 20/20, or the Devils Piss) is some truly horrible shit.
My first, and probably last experience with Mad Dog, was with a few teenage mutants. We drank it with ice out of red solo cups, and a little puff of weed. I stood up and blacked out immediately, fell down like an oak tree and knocked a bunch of shit asunder.
I do recollect having a few nips in later days, but nothing to that degree. Theres something wrong with that stuff.
As a Canadian I must say that you are lucky the Labatts didn't kill you, we don't even let our dogs drink that shit. You are a brave man.
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So what's everyone gonna be drinking on for New Year's Eve or the weekend if you don't do New Year's? I'm going all faggy cocktails this year, making a punch bowl full of the shit below, looking for another one, can't be to gay though, this ones as gay as I want it. This is the sort of refreshing one, looking for a spicy one, that preferably does not involve fricken tomato anything.
http://www.finecooking.com/item/35189/an-easy-and-versatile-watermelon-cocktail (http://www.finecooking.com/item/35189/an-easy-and-versatile-watermelon-cocktail)
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Johnny Walker Black this year. As a farewell toast to Hitchens.