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Title: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on July 18, 2007, 02:34:39 PM
I'll just keep a running-alkie thread.
I just found out yesterday that I have a few weeks left before physical-getting-off-my-ass work begin, so I'm just keeping the fridge full of beer and getting some writing done.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on July 18, 2007, 04:57:44 PM
Send me one.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on July 18, 2007, 04:58:39 PM
Send me one.

For the cost of mailing you a beer, I could buy another six pack.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on July 18, 2007, 06:22:36 PM
Christ on a cracker...
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: bonerjoe on July 18, 2007, 06:23:29 PM
Boy wants everything for free, I reckon.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on July 18, 2007, 06:29:36 PM
Christ on a cracker...

Did I offend your puritanical virtues?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on July 18, 2007, 06:31:52 PM
Christ on a cracker...

Did I offend your puritanical virtues?

Of course not, but I'd like to study you if you ever manage to pickle yourself. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on July 18, 2007, 06:32:48 PM
Christ on a cracker...

Did I offend your puritanical virtues?

Of course not, but I'd like to study you if you ever manage to pickle yourself. 

Steely livered, why do I have to pickle myself for you to want to study me?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on July 18, 2007, 07:18:30 PM
Boy wants everything for free, I reckon.

Yeah, if he would have agreed to it, sure.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Bill Brasky on July 18, 2007, 07:23:03 PM
I'm thinkin' tonights adventure will be vodka-rocks, probably twice, then hibernation for a few days. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Porcupine_in_MA on July 18, 2007, 07:24:39 PM
Cigar and some Jack Daniels for yours truly.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: aquabanianskakid on July 18, 2007, 07:26:33 PM
Is that vodka in my fridge?  :shock:
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on July 18, 2007, 07:28:35 PM
Is that vodka in my fridge?  :shock:

Fridge? You betta keep that shit in yo freeza muhfucka.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: aquabanianskakid on July 18, 2007, 07:29:57 PM
Nah, my drink is either a screwdriver or a vodka tonic. I never add ice because I don't like things that cold. I eat all my food room temperature and my alcohol I drink barely cooled.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on July 18, 2007, 07:32:17 PM
Nah, my drink is either a screwdriver or a vodka tonic. I never add ice because I don't like things that cold. I eat all my food room temperature and my alcohol I drink barely cooled.

Ah, the english way, eh?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: aquabanianskakid on July 18, 2007, 07:34:13 PM
Yeah, damn my father and his ever so tiny bit of english genetics. I forgive him though, because he also gave me some scottish and irish blood.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Bill Brasky on July 18, 2007, 08:07:56 PM
I'm the opposite.  Ice cold and blindingly hot. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on July 18, 2007, 08:18:29 PM
I'm the opposite.  Ice cold and blindingly hot. 

I like to make them compliment one another. Like some three mile island wings and a pitcher of beer with ice slush floating around in it.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: bonerjoe on July 18, 2007, 09:04:29 PM
a pitcher of beer with ice slush floating around in it.

If I had beer slushies, the world would be complete.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on July 18, 2007, 09:06:45 PM
a pitcher of beer with ice slush floating around in it.

If I had beer slushies, the world would be complete.

I'm sure it can be done.  What about like, a beer Sno-Kone?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on July 18, 2007, 09:07:59 PM
a pitcher of beer with ice slush floating around in it.

If I had beer slushies, the world would be complete.

I'm sure it can be done.  What about like, a beer Sno-Kone?

Its be easy, ice, beer and a blender.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on July 18, 2007, 09:08:40 PM
a pitcher of beer with ice slush floating around in it.

If I had beer slushies, the world would be complete.

I'm sure it can be done.  What about like, a beer Sno-Kone?

Its be easy, ice, beer and a blender.

I don't think he wants to water down the beer.  I'd say beer cubes are in order. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on July 18, 2007, 09:09:32 PM
a pitcher of beer with ice slush floating around in it.

If I had beer slushies, the world would be complete.

I'm sure it can be done.  What about like, a beer Sno-Kone?

Its be easy, ice, beer and a blender.

I don't think he wants to water down the beer.  I'd say beer cubes are in order. 

Big talk comin' from a lightweight.
You're right though, most cheap beer is watered down enough already.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: bonerjoe on July 18, 2007, 09:09:59 PM
a pitcher of beer with ice slush floating around in it.

If I had beer slushies, the world would be complete.

I'm sure it can be done.  What about like, a beer Sno-Kone?

A slushie is infinite smoothness. Sno-kones are chunkier.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on July 18, 2007, 09:10:44 PM
a pitcher of beer with ice slush floating around in it.

If I had beer slushies, the world would be complete.

I'm sure it can be done.  What about like, a beer Sno-Kone?

Its be easy, ice, beer and a blender.

I don't think he wants to water down the beer.  I'd say beer cubes are in order. 

Big talk comin' from a lightweight.
You're right though, most cheap beer is watered down enough already.

I don't have to drink it to know things.   :P
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on July 18, 2007, 09:14:36 PM
a pitcher of beer with ice slush floating around in it.

If I had beer slushies, the world would be complete.

I'm sure it can be done.  What about like, a beer Sno-Kone?

Its be easy, ice, beer and a blender.

I don't think he wants to water down the beer.  I'd say beer cubes are in order. 

Big talk comin' from a lightweight.
You're right though, most cheap beer is watered down enough already.

I don't have to drink it to know things.   :P

I just know I don't like it warm. When I was sixteen, I'd wake up at this older chick's house and she'd have those St. Ides forties layin around from the night before, and I could never buy beer then, so I drank it.
Those were generally the days when I did everything I could to get myself fucked up.
Fucked up how that was what anarchy meant to me then, a much different shade than now.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: bonerjoe on July 18, 2007, 09:15:45 PM
I just know I don't like it warm. When I was sixteen, I'd wake up at this older chick's house and she'd have those St. Ides forties layin around from the night before, and I could never buy beer then, so I drank it.
Those were generally the days when I did everything I could to get myself fucked up.
Fucked up how that was what anarchy meant to me then, a much different shade than now.

Wait...is that a solo violin I hear playing faintly?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on July 18, 2007, 09:20:52 PM
I just know I don't like it warm. When I was sixteen, I'd wake up at this older chick's house and she'd have those St. Ides forties layin around from the night before, and I could never buy beer then, so I drank it.
Those were generally the days when I did everything I could to get myself fucked up.
Fucked up how that was what anarchy meant to me then, a much different shade than now.

Wait...is that a solo violin I hear playing faintly?

No, its an electric drum set.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on July 18, 2007, 09:26:34 PM
I just know I don't like it warm. When I was sixteen, I'd wake up at this older chick's house and she'd have those St. Ides forties layin around from the night before, and I could never buy beer then, so I drank it.
Those were generally the days when I did everything I could to get myself fucked up.
Fucked up how that was what anarchy meant to me then, a much different shade than now.

Wait...is that a solo violin I hear playing faintly?

No, its an electric drum set.

I thought it was the sound of bottles clanking in the trash.   :P
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: aquabanianskakid on July 18, 2007, 09:29:03 PM
Nope just the sound of ruby slippers clinkin together three times during the moaning of an orgasm.

Take me home bitch.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on July 18, 2007, 09:30:03 PM
Nope just the sound of ruby slippers clinkin together three times during the moaning of an orgasm.

Take me home bitch.

Why is it that all your interests prefer me?   :lol:
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Bill Brasky on July 18, 2007, 09:31:54 PM
I'm the opposite.  Ice cold and blindingly hot. 

I like to make them compliment one another. Like some three mile island wings and a pitcher of beer with ice slush floating around in it.

Ya.  They make 'em pret-ty hot 'round here.

I insist this is the bar-food capital of the world, but I'm probably just adjusted to it.  Got wings in Jersey once, almost spat 'em out on the floor in disgust.  They were breaded!  With...  with breading!  I recoiled in horror.  I had to go lie down.  I drove home, stopped at the first church I saw and swished my mouth out with holy water.  
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: aquabanianskakid on July 18, 2007, 09:32:07 PM
 :lol: It must be the boobs and the "pootie hole".
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: bonerjoe on July 18, 2007, 09:34:50 PM
I'm the opposite.  Ice cold and blindingly hot. 

I like to make them compliment one another. Like some three mile island wings and a pitcher of beer with ice slush floating around in it.

Ya.  They make 'em pret-ty hot 'round here.

I insist this is the bar-food capital of the world, but I'm probably just adjusted to it.  Got wings in Jersey once, almost spat 'em out on the floor in disgust.  They were breaded!  With...  with breading!  I recoiled in horror.  I had to go lie down.  I drove home, stopped at the first church I saw and swished my mouth out with holy water. 

Unbreaded wings suck. Hooters rulez.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on July 18, 2007, 09:42:20 PM
Nope just the sound of ruby slippers clinkin together three times during the moaning of an orgasm.

Take me home bitch.

Why is it that all your interests prefer me?   :lol:

Because I wont sleep on his couch.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on July 18, 2007, 09:43:03 PM
I'm the opposite.  Ice cold and blindingly hot. 

I like to make them compliment one another. Like some three mile island wings and a pitcher of beer with ice slush floating around in it.

Ya.  They make 'em pret-ty hot 'round here.

I insist this is the bar-food capital of the world, but I'm probably just adjusted to it.  Got wings in Jersey once, almost spat 'em out on the floor in disgust.  They were breaded!  With...  with breading!  I recoiled in horror.  I had to go lie down.  I drove home, stopped at the first church I saw and swished my mouth out with holy water. 

Jersey is only good for subs and pizza, consequently things that involve...bread.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on July 18, 2007, 09:43:31 PM
Nope just the sound of ruby slippers clinkin together three times during the moaning of an orgasm.

Take me home bitch.

Why is it that all your interests prefer me?   :lol:

Because I wont sleep on his couch.

You probably wouldn't sleep on mine either! 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: bonerjoe on July 18, 2007, 09:44:58 PM
Nope just the sound of ruby slippers clinkin together three times during the moaning of an orgasm.

Take me home bitch.

Why is it that all your interests prefer me?   :lol:

Because I wont sleep on his couch.

You probably wouldn't sleep on mine either! 

I've slept on Brasky's couch. It was comfy.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on July 18, 2007, 09:46:14 PM
Nope just the sound of ruby slippers clinkin together three times during the moaning of an orgasm.

Take me home bitch.

Why is it that all your interests prefer me?   :lol:

Because I wont sleep on his couch.

You probably wouldn't sleep on mine either! 

Why not?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on July 18, 2007, 09:46:40 PM
Nope just the sound of ruby slippers clinkin together three times during the moaning of an orgasm.

Take me home bitch.

Why is it that all your interests prefer me?   :lol:

Because I wont sleep on his couch.

You probably wouldn't sleep on mine either! 

Why not?

I don't know.  Why would you want to sleep on someone's couch? 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Bill Brasky on July 18, 2007, 09:55:52 PM
I'm the opposite.  Ice cold and blindingly hot. 

I like to make them compliment one another. Like some three mile island wings and a pitcher of beer with ice slush floating around in it.

Ya.  They make 'em pret-ty hot 'round here.

I insist this is the bar-food capital of the world, but I'm probably just adjusted to it.  Got wings in Jersey once, almost spat 'em out on the floor in disgust.  They were breaded!  With...  with breading!  I recoiled in horror.  I had to go lie down.  I drove home, stopped at the first church I saw and swished my mouth out with holy water. 

Unbreaded wings suck. Hooters rulez.

Gah.  I'm still growing my hair back in from the last time you said that, ripping tufts out by the handfull. 


(Pretty funny, spellcheck suggests I use "barfed" instead of "bar-food")
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on July 18, 2007, 09:56:03 PM
Nope just the sound of ruby slippers clinkin together three times during the moaning of an orgasm.

Take me home bitch.

Why is it that all your interests prefer me?   :lol:

Because I wont sleep on his couch.

You probably wouldn't sleep on mine either! 

Why not?

I don't know.  Why would you want to sleep on someone's couch? 

The point is I'd be scared to sleep on his, but not on yours...
From an older thread.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on July 18, 2007, 09:56:57 PM
Nope just the sound of ruby slippers clinkin together three times during the moaning of an orgasm.

Take me home bitch.

Why is it that all your interests prefer me?   :lol:

Because I wont sleep on his couch.

You probably wouldn't sleep on mine either! 

Why not?

I don't know.  Why would you want to sleep on someone's couch? 

The point is I'd be scared to sleep on his, but not on yours...
From an older thread.


I know, because his couch is nasty, and he'd molest you.   :lol:
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on July 18, 2007, 09:58:48 PM
Nope just the sound of ruby slippers clinkin together three times during the moaning of an orgasm.

Take me home bitch.

Why is it that all your interests prefer me?   :lol:

Because I wont sleep on his couch.

You probably wouldn't sleep on mine either! 

Why not?

I don't know.  Why would you want to sleep on someone's couch? 

The point is I'd be scared to sleep on his, but not on yours...
From an older thread.


I know, because his couch is nasty, and he'd molest you.   :lol:

I can't comment on the state of his furniture, but when given the choice of who I'd rather molest me, the choice becomes clear.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on July 18, 2007, 10:43:11 PM
I'm the opposite.  Ice cold and blindingly hot. 

I like to make them compliment one another. Like some three mile island wings and a pitcher of beer with ice slush floating around in it.

Ya.  They make 'em pret-ty hot 'round here.

I insist this is the bar-food capital of the world, but I'm probably just adjusted to it.  Got wings in Jersey once, almost spat 'em out on the floor in disgust.  They were breaded!  With...  with breading!  I recoiled in horror.  I had to go lie down.  I drove home, stopped at the first church I saw and swished my mouth out with holy water. 

Jesus, man, never drink the water in Jersey.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Bill Brasky on July 19, 2007, 12:13:26 AM
I filtered it through my survival straw. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Brent on July 19, 2007, 12:21:46 AM
I'm the opposite.  Ice cold and blindingly hot. 

I like to make them compliment one another. Like some three mile island wings and a pitcher of beer with ice slush floating around in it.

Ya.  They make 'em pret-ty hot 'round here.

I insist this is the bar-food capital of the world, but I'm probably just adjusted to it.  Got wings in Jersey once, almost spat 'em out on the floor in disgust.  They were breaded!  With...  with breading!  I recoiled in horror.  I had to go lie down.  I drove home, stopped at the first church I saw and swished my mouth out with holy water. 

Unbreaded wings suck. Hooters rulez.

If you die tonight, the world as a whole will have better taste.  In wings, at least. 

Just kidding. 





Kind of. 

Also, it's the bird for me again tonight. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: bonerjoe on July 19, 2007, 08:23:37 AM
Gah.  I'm still growing my hair back in from the last time you said that, ripping tufts out by the handfull. 


(Pretty funny, spellcheck suggests I use "barfed" instead of "bar-food")

Now, if they fry them crispy and they just dust some flavor powder on there, something like Quaker Steak and Lube, then they're ok.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Elitist Bitch on July 19, 2007, 02:49:01 PM
The rum is gone!
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: bonerjoe on July 19, 2007, 05:05:51 PM
I has gin.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Bill Brasky on July 19, 2007, 05:24:34 PM
Gah.  I'm still growing my hair back in from the last time you said that, ripping tufts out by the handfull. 


(Pretty funny, spellcheck suggests I use "barfed" instead of "bar-food")

Now, if they fry them crispy and they just dust some flavor powder on there, something like Quaker Steak and Lube, then they're ok.

Yea.  Sometimes they're served around here with a dry rub, or a peppery cajun butter is brushed on.  But mostly, its bbq sauce in varying degrees of heat. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: aquabanianskakid on July 19, 2007, 05:41:13 PM
Nope just the sound of ruby slippers clinkin together three times during the moaning of an orgasm.

Take me home bitch.

Why is it that all your interests prefer me?   :lol:

Because I wont sleep on his couch.

You probably wouldn't sleep on mine either! 

Why not?

I don't know.  Why would you want to sleep on someone's couch? 

The point is I'd be scared to sleep on his, but not on yours...
From an older thread.


I know, because his couch is nasty, and he'd molest you.   :lol:

Actually the new couch is rather clean... it was the old futon that was covered in bodily fluids.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on July 19, 2007, 06:06:08 PM
Gah.  I'm still growing my hair back in from the last time you said that, ripping tufts out by the handfull. 


(Pretty funny, spellcheck suggests I use "barfed" instead of "bar-food")

Now, if they fry them crispy and they just dust some flavor powder on there, something like Quaker Steak and Lube, then they're ok.

Yea.  Sometimes they're served around here with a dry rub, or a peppery cajun butter is brushed on.  But mostly, its bbq sauce in varying degrees of heat. 

Also, the less breading, the more you can consume.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Bill Brasky on July 19, 2007, 06:27:32 PM
Gah.  I'm still growing my hair back in from the last time you said that, ripping tufts out by the handfull. 


(Pretty funny, spellcheck suggests I use "barfed" instead of "bar-food")

Now, if they fry them crispy and they just dust some flavor powder on there, something like Quaker Steak and Lube, then they're ok.

Yea.  Sometimes they're served around here with a dry rub, or a peppery cajun butter is brushed on.  But mostly, its bbq sauce in varying degrees of heat. 

Also, the less breading, the more you can consume.

Certainly.  There is no legitimate reason to pollute the dietary habits of a carnivore. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on July 19, 2007, 07:51:31 PM
Gah.  I'm still growing my hair back in from the last time you said that, ripping tufts out by the handfull. 


(Pretty funny, spellcheck suggests I use "barfed" instead of "bar-food")

Now, if they fry them crispy and they just dust some flavor powder on there, something like Quaker Steak and Lube, then they're ok.

Yea.  Sometimes they're served around here with a dry rub, or a peppery cajun butter is brushed on.  But mostly, its bbq sauce in varying degrees of heat. 

Also, the less breading, the more you can consume.

Certainly.  There is no legitimate reason to pollute the dietary habits of a carnivore. 

I for one can see none...
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on July 19, 2007, 08:59:57 PM
Gah.  I'm still growing my hair back in from the last time you said that, ripping tufts out by the handfull. 


(Pretty funny, spellcheck suggests I use "barfed" instead of "bar-food")

Now, if they fry them crispy and they just dust some flavor powder on there, something like Quaker Steak and Lube, then they're ok.

Yea.  Sometimes they're served around here with a dry rub, or a peppery cajun butter is brushed on.  But mostly, its bbq sauce in varying degrees of heat. 

Also, the less breading, the more you can consume.

Certainly.  There is no legitimate reason to pollute the dietary habits of a carnivore. 

Actually just drinking some espresso and watching baseball tonight.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Bill Brasky on July 19, 2007, 09:14:14 PM
Work.  Then drink.  Then mongo go home. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on July 19, 2007, 09:56:34 PM
Nope just the sound of ruby slippers clinkin together three times during the moaning of an orgasm.

Take me home bitch.

Why is it that all your interests prefer me?   :lol:

Because I wont sleep on his couch.

You probably wouldn't sleep on mine either! 

Why not?

I don't know.  Why would you want to sleep on someone's couch? 

The point is I'd be scared to sleep on his, but not on yours...
From an older thread.


I know, because his couch is nasty, and he'd molest you.   :lol:

Actually the new couch is rather clean... it was the old futon that was covered in bodily fluids.

What can I say right now to convey my sense of being uncomfortable.....
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on July 19, 2007, 10:10:01 PM
I'm overdosing on over-the-counter cold medication.  The lack of pseudoephedrine is making me sad, though. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on July 19, 2007, 10:11:25 PM
I'm overdosing on over-the-counter cold medication.  The lack of pseudoephedrine is making me sad, though. 

Yeah that ban is some bullshit.
Hope you feel better.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: aquabanianskakid on July 19, 2007, 10:13:59 PM
Well it wasn't covered in my fluids if it makes you feel any better. Some friends stayed the night after some heavy drinkin and well... they had some fun. I could see the camera flash going off from my room.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on July 19, 2007, 10:15:00 PM
Well it wasn't covered in my fluids if it makes you feel any better. Some friends stayed the night after some heavy drinkin and well... they had some fun. I could see the camera flash going off from my room.

Ew. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on July 19, 2007, 10:15:26 PM
Well it wasn't covered in my fluids if it makes you feel any better. Some friends stayed the night after some heavy drinkin and well... they had some fun. I could see the camera flash going off from my room.

Oh for fuck's sake.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on July 19, 2007, 10:23:50 PM
I think I'm disgusted.   :P 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: aquabanianskakid on July 19, 2007, 10:24:44 PM
I opted out for the little "experience", as much as I joke about having sex I am actually looking for a relationship that will last. Besides I never had sex on that futon, the bathroom, kitchen, and at a bar maybe... but not on that futon! Besides whats so gross about friends having sex on your futon... they were both attractive, I don't mind.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on July 19, 2007, 10:25:29 PM
I opted out for the little "experience", as much as I joke about having sex I am actually looking for a relationship that will last. Besides I never had sex on that futon, the bathroom, kitchen, and at a bar maybe... but not on that futon! Besides whats so gross about friends having sex on your futon... they were both attractive, I don't mind.

Meh, she said she's disgusted...yet tags it with a smiley face.
Women do that.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on July 19, 2007, 10:25:50 PM
I opted out for the little "experience", as much as I joke about having sex I am actually looking for a relationship that will last. Besides I never had sex on that futon, the bathroom, kitchen, and at a bar maybe... but not on that futon! Besides whats so gross about friends having sex on your futon... they were both attractive, I don't mind.

No one but me and my fuckbuddy will have sex on my furniture. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: bonerjoe on July 19, 2007, 10:26:58 PM
No one but me and my fuckbuddy will have sex on my furniture. 


So, how's the Rent-a-Cop going?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on July 19, 2007, 10:27:06 PM
I opted out for the little "experience", as much as I joke about having sex I am actually looking for a relationship that will last. Besides I never had sex on that futon, the bathroom, kitchen, and at a bar maybe... but not on that futon! Besides whats so gross about friends having sex on your futon... they were both attractive, I don't mind.

No one but me and my fuckbuddy will have sex on my furniture. 

Fuckbuddies are cooool....
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: aquabanianskakid on July 19, 2007, 10:27:48 PM
http://www.thisjustin.com/2007/07/13/you-cant-handle-this-much-awesome/

This in some strange way reminds me of Brasky...

On another note they didn't tell me about the giant stains they left until I asked.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Bill Brasky on July 19, 2007, 10:32:55 PM
Um, thanks.

I've already got a pack of allies who've sworn to put a bullet in my head if I do shit like that.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: wtfk on July 19, 2007, 10:36:23 PM
http://www.thisjustin.com/2007/07/13/you-cant-handle-this-much-awesome/

This in some strange way reminds me of Brasky...

 :lol: +1
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on July 19, 2007, 11:11:27 PM
No one but me and my fuckbuddy will have sex on my furniture. 


So, how's the Rent-a-Cop going?

No new progress.  I think he had the day off, and I worked a double in the dungeon. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on July 21, 2007, 11:04:59 AM
Saturday morning, we all know what that means.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: aquabanianskakid on July 21, 2007, 11:08:42 AM
Time to clean my house, go to the porn store, and do laundry?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on July 21, 2007, 01:02:19 PM
Time to clean my house, go to the porn store, and do laundry?

And drink, and I don't go to no store for my porn.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: aquabanianskakid on July 21, 2007, 01:19:52 PM
I don't go for the porn, I go for the toys.  :lol:
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on July 21, 2007, 01:20:27 PM
I don't go for the porn, I go for the toys.  :lol:

Jesus-tittyfucking-Christ.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: aquabanianskakid on July 21, 2007, 01:36:26 PM
You can actually get silicone boobs for "tittyfucking". I need a sleeve... aka pocket pussy. Not to mention I wouldn't mind having a cock ring.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on July 21, 2007, 03:05:05 PM
You can actually get silicone boobs for "tittyfucking". I need a sleeve... aka pocket pussy. Not to mention I wouldn't mind having a cock ring.

Kind of paradoxical, you using the words "need" and "pussy" in the same sentence, no?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: aquabanianskakid on July 21, 2007, 03:13:42 PM
 :lol: Like I've said before I still like the vag... I just like the cock more.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Bill Brasky on July 21, 2007, 06:26:24 PM
So, I'm sitting in the bar last night, talking to my friend whos playing a MegaTouch machine, and throwing vodka in my face.  This chick walks up and says "want some candy?"  I'm like "Sure."  (I don't really like candy, so I just let it sit there)  She says "Wanna read my shirt?"  I say "sure"  (I already read it, it says Social Hazard and has a biohazard symbol on it, very ominous).

I make a show of reading the shirt and nod meaningfully.  Shes all tits and slobbery drunk, pushing 'em up against my arm.  Talking to this chick is like watching two monkeys fuck a football.  She says "How old you think I am?"  I say "Thirty-one."

"No fair, I already told you."  
"No you didn't"
"Want me to prove it?"
"No."

This is becoming very twisted logic, and she hands me her credit card.  I tell her "This says you're two." because she's a cardholder since 2005.  She hands me her drivers license, it verifys her age is 31, but doesn't prove she'd told me that information previously to any of this conversation.  

"Wanna buy me a drink?"
"Yup.  Nikki!  Get her a drink, please?"  Nikki points down to the end of the bar where a big fresh vodka and cranberry is sitting next to a cell phone and a pile of money.  I point to it and the social hazard, and Nikki brings the drink down.

"Thanks.  Yer cute."
"No problem."

My friend playing the MegaTouch is saying "Fuck" bip bink bloop "Her"  blip zonk without taking his eyes off the machine.

Finally after a little more disturbing small talk, she says "Come down there and sit next to me if you wanna fuck."  Its rarely heard, but I'm not shocked.  In fact, the world would be a better place if more women were willing to speak their mind.  However, this one is a fucking nitwit, and I'm not interested.  She goes away swishing her ass and I'm supposed to be eagerly dancing along behind her like Fred Astaire clicking my heels and singing Zippity Doo Daa.  

I remain seated.  She gets down to her pile of belongings and sits.  When her vision stabilizes, she notices I'm still where I was and not about to come running down the bar like two lovers running in slow motion on a beach into each others embrace.  

"What the fucks your problem, you some kinda queer?"
"No."

This is going long distance now, over the blare of a juke box and twenty people in drunken conversation.  The guy two spots down (not the one playing the Touch) says "YER A FUCKIN PIG!"

She snaps.  She starts ranting and raving at me about a pussy who doesn't want pussy, thinking I'm the one who called her a pig.  She knocks her drink over and it splashes everywhere.  On the TV is a show called "Scarred" showing people doing all these amazing wipe-outs on skateboards and rollerblades.  

The guy who called her a pig is stomping his foot and singing Kid Rock's "Hillbilly Stomp" at the top of his lungs. Pretty soon she turns her attention on some other guy and they leave about half an hour later, and she hangs me the finger on her way out the door.


Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on July 21, 2007, 06:27:40 PM
So, I'm sitting in the bar last night, talking to my friend whos playing a MegaTouch machine, and throwing vodka in my face.  This chick walks up and says "want some candy?"  I'm like "Sure."  (I don't really like candy, so I just let it sit there)  She says "Wanna read my shirt?"  I say "sure"  (I already read it, it says Social Hazard and has a biohazard symbol on it, very ominous).

I make a show of reading the shirt and nod meaningfully.  Shes all tits and slobbery drunk, pushing 'em up against my arm.  Talking to this chick is like watching two monkeys fuck a football.  She says "How old you think I am?"  I say "Thirty-one."

"No fair, I already told you." 
"No you didn't"
"Want me to prove it?"
"No."

This is becoming very twisted logic, and she hands me her credit card.  I tell her "This says you're two." because she's a cardholder since 2005.  She hands me her drivers license, it verifys her age is 31, but doesn't prove she'd told me that information previously to any of this conversation. 

"Wanna buy me a drink?"
"Yup.  Nikki!  Get her a drink, please?"  Nikki points down to the end of the bar where a big fresh vodka and cranberry is sitting next to a cell phone and a pile of money.  I point to it and the social hazard, and Nikki brings the drink down.

"Thanks.  Yer cute."
"No problem."

My friend playing the MegaTouch is saying "Fuck" bip bink bloop "Her"  blip zonk without taking his eyes off the machine.

Finally after a little more disturbing small talk, she says "Come down there and sit next to me if you wanna fuck."  Its rarely heard, but I'm not shocked.  In fact, the world would be a better place if more women were willing to speak their mind.  However, this one is a fucking nitwit, and I'm not interested.  She goes away swishing her ass and I'm supposed to be eagerly dancing along behind her like Fred Astaire clicking my heels and singing Zippity Doo Daa. 

I remain seated.  She gets down to her pile of belongings and sits.  When her vision stabilizes, she notices I'm still where I was and not about to come running down the bar like two lovers running in slow motion on a beach into each others embrace. 

"What the fucks your problem, you some kinda queer?"
"No."

This is going long distance now, over the blare of a juke box and twenty people in drunken conversation.  The guy two spots down (not the one playing the Touch) says "YER A FUCKIN PIG!"

She snaps.  She starts ranting and raving at me about a pussy who doesn't want pussy, thinking I'm the one who called her a pig.  She knocks her drink over and it splashes everywhere.  On the TV is a show called "Scarred" showing people doing all these amazing wipe-outs on skateboards and rollerblades. 

The guy who called her a pig is stomping his foot and singing Kid Rock's "Hillbilly Stomp" at the top of his lungs. Pretty soon she turns her attention on some other guy and they leave about half an hour later, and she hangs me the finger on her way out the door.




So.....you didn't fuck her?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Bill Brasky on July 21, 2007, 06:30:11 PM
Jeez, I wish.  Sadly, no.  I fumbled it badly. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: aquabanianskakid on July 21, 2007, 09:24:39 PM
Actually Brasky I think in some awesome kickass way you won big time. It takes some balls to act like you don't give a shit it that kinda situation. Besides she sounds about as smart as a rock. She probably went home with the guy a vomited on him during sex.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on July 21, 2007, 09:32:39 PM
Gross, Bob. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Bill Brasky on July 21, 2007, 10:44:06 PM
Actually Brasky I think in some awesome kickass way you won big time. It takes some balls to act like you don't give a shit it that kinda situation. Besides she sounds about as smart as a rock. She probably went home with the guy a vomited on him during sex.

That was sorta the whole message.  Not to sound like a wise ass about it.  And trust me, I painted a very delicate picture of those events.  She was a mess in every way.  And issues?  Whoo-boy, many. 

The dude playing the MegaTouch says "Why din't you just let her blow you or something."  I said "C'mon man, I gotta show my face in here tomorrow."   Word spreads that you'll hook up like that...   Game over. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Elitist Bitch on July 22, 2007, 02:13:42 AM
Funny story, Brasky.

It reminds me of this place I hang out at at school.  It's kind of a Greek hangout, but I have friends in sororities, so I can kind of pass. (Plus I help them write papers, which seems to also help).  So, I'm out with one of my friends, and this girl is almost like the girl in your story, except she's 21.  Can't make out the Greek letters on her purse (note: Sorority members are not supposed to get intoxicated with their letters anywhere on their person) but everyone seems annoyed by her.  I have a German guy on one side, and an Australian on the right, playing a drinking game. Don't remember what.  So the girl comes to our table and starts flirting with the German.  When he rejects her (not very gently) she turns to the Aussie.  He's playing ball, about to leave with her, when my friend shows up and tells him something, then (loudly) tells the girl to get lost.

Turns out the girl had some STD or another, and was removed from the sorority for some sort of honor code violation.

Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Bill Brasky on July 22, 2007, 03:07:10 AM
Yikes.  I guess the honor code violation was in relation to her behavior and willingness to spread her funk?

I went to a different place tonight, there were two chicks about that age, donno if they were in school or not, doesn't really matter.  Its a corner joint.  Dark.  Mostly older guys.  They hung a while (friends with the bartender) and then left to go eat somewhere.  All scrubbed clean and perky.  Cute.  Walked out in a perfectly straight line.  Its refreshing to see people who dont always want to fall on their face.  Obviously, they've probably done it at some point, but were fine tonight.  I had two beers and a hotdog.  Probably stayed an hour.  Didn't feel like it. 

I most likely wont go out for another week, but maybe my frustrations will drive me there sooner.  Donno.  It gets old.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on July 22, 2007, 11:28:53 AM
I don't have any good drunk people stories that involve non-relatives.   I do have a drunk people story from yesterday though.  Mall management in the mall where I work has come up with a new policy.  Kiosks and inline stores are never to be empty.  They think there should be at least two people in a store at all times, so if someone is peeing or eating, there should always be a body on the sales floor.  Well, the people at our stores aren't happy, because it's pretty much strictly a double coverage environment, and we work a lot of open-close shifts.  So now I have to leave my store every time they need to go somewhere and stand in the kiosk.  That's fine with me, since I enjoy it out there.  Except for yesterday.

Our mall also has a place called "The Street Corner News" that has drinks, snacks, and of course...newspapers and magazines.  They also have beer.  I had four customers yesterday that were so drunk that I could smell them before they even got to the kiosk.  It was...stinky.  What's the fun in getting drunk in the mall?  You're just going to get thrown out.  And it's sad when people over the age of 20 manage to get themselves removed forcibly from a mall. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on July 22, 2007, 11:30:40 AM
I don't have any good drunk people stories that involve non-relatives.   I do have a drunk people story from yesterday though.  Mall management in the mall where I work has come up with a new policy.  Kiosks and inline stores are never to be empty.  They think there should be at least two people in a store at all times, so if someone is peeing or eating, there should always be a body on the sales floor.  Well, the people at our stores aren't happy, because it's pretty much strictly a double coverage environment, and we work a lot of open-close shifts.  So now I have to leave my store every time they need to go somewhere and stand in the kiosk.  That's fine with me, since I enjoy it out there.  Except for yesterday.

Our mall also has a place called "The Street Corner News" that has drinks, snacks, and of course...newspapers and magazines.  They also have beer.  I had four customers yesterday that were so drunk that I could smell them before they even got to the kiosk.  It was...stinky.  What's the fun in getting drunk in the mall?  You're just going to get thrown out.  And it's sad when people over the age of 20 manage to get themselves removed forcibly from a mall. 

Plus getting drunk in a place that is perpetually overpriced is bad on your wallet.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on July 22, 2007, 11:32:10 AM
I don't have any good drunk people stories that involve non-relatives.   I do have a drunk people story from yesterday though.  Mall management in the mall where I work has come up with a new policy.  Kiosks and inline stores are never to be empty.  They think there should be at least two people in a store at all times, so if someone is peeing or eating, there should always be a body on the sales floor.  Well, the people at our stores aren't happy, because it's pretty much strictly a double coverage environment, and we work a lot of open-close shifts.  So now I have to leave my store every time they need to go somewhere and stand in the kiosk.  That's fine with me, since I enjoy it out there.  Except for yesterday.

Our mall also has a place called "The Street Corner News" that has drinks, snacks, and of course...newspapers and magazines.  They also have beer.  I had four customers yesterday that were so drunk that I could smell them before they even got to the kiosk.  It was...stinky.  What's the fun in getting drunk in the mall?  You're just going to get thrown out.  And it's sad when people over the age of 20 manage to get themselves removed forcibly from a mall. 

Plus getting drunk in a place that is perpetually overpriced is bad on your wallet.

That too, because they got drunk and spent money at our store as well.   :P 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on July 22, 2007, 06:57:03 PM
I don't have any good drunk people stories that involve non-relatives.   I do have a drunk people story from yesterday though.  Mall management in the mall where I work has come up with a new policy.  Kiosks and inline stores are never to be empty.  They think there should be at least two people in a store at all times, so if someone is peeing or eating, there should always be a body on the sales floor.  Well, the people at our stores aren't happy, because it's pretty much strictly a double coverage environment, and we work a lot of open-close shifts.  So now I have to leave my store every time they need to go somewhere and stand in the kiosk.  That's fine with me, since I enjoy it out there.  Except for yesterday.

Our mall also has a place called "The Street Corner News" that has drinks, snacks, and of course...newspapers and magazines.  They also have beer.  I had four customers yesterday that were so drunk that I could smell them before they even got to the kiosk.  It was...stinky.  What's the fun in getting drunk in the mall?  You're just going to get thrown out.  And it's sad when people over the age of 20 manage to get themselves removed forcibly from a mall. 

Plus getting drunk in a place that is perpetually overpriced is bad on your wallet.

That too, because they got drunk and spent money at our store as well.   :P 

Putting a high-priced retail store next to a bar is just genius.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on July 22, 2007, 06:57:41 PM
Beer. Blade Runner HD. Fucking sweet.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Elitist Bitch on July 22, 2007, 07:06:40 PM
I'm drinking wine and watching History International.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on July 22, 2007, 07:21:58 PM
I'm drinking wine and watching History International.

Wine gets me in that very odd drunk mood.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Elitist Bitch on July 22, 2007, 07:25:13 PM
It makes me giggly.  I miss the winery in Moscow.  Probably the only thing I really miss about it.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on July 22, 2007, 07:26:21 PM
If people aren't drunk, start getting drunk.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: aquabanianskakid on July 22, 2007, 07:28:21 PM
Okay working outside in the sun and having vodka after lunch is a bad idea... I think I already have a hangover.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on July 22, 2007, 07:30:40 PM
There's only one cure...get drunk.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on July 22, 2007, 07:49:25 PM
Yeah, grape Gatorade is some hard shit.   :(
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on July 22, 2007, 07:49:50 PM
Yeah, grape Gatorade is some hard shit.   :(

Better have a DD lined up.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Elitist Bitch on July 22, 2007, 07:54:37 PM
I switched to Vitamin Water.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on July 22, 2007, 07:54:51 PM
Pootiehole.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on July 22, 2007, 07:59:05 PM
I switched to Vitamin Water.

Yes from what I hear, you'll need to hydrate for tomorrow.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on July 22, 2007, 07:59:20 PM
I switched to Vitamin Water.

Which kind? 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on July 22, 2007, 07:59:32 PM
900 beeyotch!
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Elitist Bitch on July 22, 2007, 07:59:47 PM
I switched to Vitamin Water.

Which kind? 

Charge.  My fave.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on July 22, 2007, 08:00:49 PM
900 beeyotch!

Hahaha, ha.  Don't make me crack the whip at you. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on July 22, 2007, 08:03:03 PM
900 beeyotch!

Hahaha, ha.  Don't make me crack the whip at you. 

What whip would that be?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on July 22, 2007, 08:04:29 PM
900 beeyotch!

Hahaha, ha.  Don't make me crack the whip at you. 

What whip would that be?

I hadn't gotten that far yet.  Now be quiet and continue to sit there and look pretty. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: aquabanianskakid on July 22, 2007, 08:07:52 PM
Ooooh female dominance to the max...
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on July 22, 2007, 08:08:13 PM
900 beeyotch!

Hahaha, ha.  Don't make me crack the whip at you. 

What whip would that be?

I hadn't gotten that far yet.  Now be quiet and continue to sit there and look pretty. 

You should snog his frog.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on July 22, 2007, 08:09:58 PM
900 beeyotch!

Hahaha, ha.  Don't make me crack the whip at you. 

What whip would that be?

I hadn't gotten that far yet.  Now be quiet and continue to sit there and look pretty. 

You should snog his frog.

I should...what?!
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: aquabanianskakid on July 22, 2007, 08:12:49 PM
I think he means vacuum his poodle.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on July 22, 2007, 08:14:17 PM
900 beeyotch!

Hahaha, ha.  Don't make me crack the whip at you. 

What whip would that be?

I hadn't gotten that far yet.  Now be quiet and continue to sit there and look pretty. 

You should snog his frog.

I should...what?!

What don't you understand?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on July 22, 2007, 08:14:22 PM
...

WHAT?!

Suck his dick, fuck his brains out?  Walk his dog?  Throw me a bone here. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on July 22, 2007, 08:14:38 PM
900 beeyotch!

Hahaha, ha.  Don't make me crack the whip at you. 

What whip would that be?



I hadn't gotten that far yet.  Now be quiet and continue to sit there and look pretty. 

Yes maam.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: aquabanianskakid on July 22, 2007, 08:15:09 PM
No I think he is the one that wants to throw you a bone.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on July 22, 2007, 08:15:23 PM
...

WHAT?!

Suck his dick, fuck his brains out?  Walk his dog?  Throw me a bone here. 

I can't say anything, I was told to sit here quietly.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on July 22, 2007, 08:16:57 PM
...

WHAT?!

Suck his dick, fuck his brains out?  Walk his dog?  Throw me a bone here. 

I can't say anything, I was told to sit here quietly.

Fine, you may commence doing things. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on July 22, 2007, 08:17:43 PM
...

WHAT?!

Suck his dick, fuck his brains out?  Walk his dog?  Throw me a bone here. 

I can't say anything, I was told to sit here quietly.

Fine, you may commence doing things. 

But I was waiting for you to tell me what to do.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on July 22, 2007, 08:28:39 PM
...

WHAT?!

Suck his dick, fuck his brains out?  Walk his dog?  Throw me a bone here. 

I'm partial to options one and two.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on July 22, 2007, 08:41:19 PM
...

WHAT?!

Suck his dick, fuck his brains out?  Walk his dog?  Throw me a bone here. 

You know.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on July 22, 2007, 08:51:15 PM
...

WHAT?!

Suck his dick, fuck his brains out?  Walk his dog?  Throw me a bone here. 

You know.

Please, enlighten me. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on July 22, 2007, 08:57:50 PM
...

WHAT?!

Suck his dick, fuck his brains out?  Walk his dog?  Throw me a bone here. 

You know.

Please, enlighten me. 

What's the point in telling you something that you already know?

So are you gonna do it or what?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on July 22, 2007, 08:59:29 PM
In all actuality, I have no idea what "snog his frog" means. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on July 22, 2007, 09:00:43 PM
In all actuality, I have no idea what "snog his frog" means. 

Look up the word snog.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on July 22, 2007, 09:01:31 PM
In all actuality, I have no idea what "snog his frog" means. 

Look up the word snog.

I'm fine with the snog part, I'm having trouble trying to find his frog. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on July 22, 2007, 09:01:59 PM
In all actuality, I have no idea what "snog his frog" means. 

Look up the word snog.

I'm fine with the snog part, I'm having trouble trying to find his frog. 

Hint: it's in his pants.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on July 22, 2007, 09:04:13 PM
Josh, I think that's rape! 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on July 22, 2007, 09:15:10 PM
It's not rape if you enjoy it.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Bill Brasky on July 23, 2007, 09:10:41 AM
I think I'll have a beer to celebrate my early rising and the fact I'm not in court. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on July 23, 2007, 10:15:34 AM
I'm wasted like a scoundrel.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on July 23, 2007, 01:06:55 PM
I think I'll have a beer to celebrate my early rising and the fact I'm not in court. 

On my way to pick up a bottle o' irish whiskey.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on July 23, 2007, 05:12:08 PM
ONE NIGHT ONLY!!! MAIN EVENT!!
THE STEEL LIVER vs. THE POTTER PRINCESS!!!
C'mon, shiny, lets get it on.

(http://www.freemarketjournal.com/drinkoff_files/IMG00208.jpg)

Here we have the implements, southern bourbon and chaser

(http://www.freemarketjournal.com/drinkoff_files/IMG00214.jpg)

My good faith first shot

(http://www.freemarketjournal.com/drinkoff_files/IMG00213.jpg)

And proof of the boozes demise.

Iggy Pop's "The Passenger" is the tune of choice.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Elitist Bitch on July 23, 2007, 05:19:30 PM
Ohh JC, I'll drink with you, but I have to work tonight, I can't get started till later :(
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on July 23, 2007, 05:20:56 PM
Ohh JC, I'll drink with you, but I have to work tonight, I can't get started till later :(

Just lemme know kid, my job doesnt start till later this year. When do you get off?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Elitist Bitch on July 23, 2007, 05:24:41 PM
10pm, mountain time.  I'm off Thursday, we could do it then, :)
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on July 23, 2007, 05:27:46 PM
10pm, mountain time.  I'm off Thursday, we could do it then, :)

And thus, a deal is made. However, I am half in the bag now, but I guess I can just hydrate and get another bottle then.
I'll just drink the bottle tonight and harass christians and statists.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: aquabanianskakid on July 23, 2007, 05:33:45 PM
Dear God this is going to be amazing!

I think we should refer to the pictures as Drunkomaticolor or something of the sort.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Elitist Bitch on July 23, 2007, 05:36:47 PM
10pm, mountain time.  I'm off Thursday, we could do it then, :)

And thus, a deal is made. However, I am half in the bag now, but I guess I can just hydrate and get another bottle then.
I'll just drink the bottle tonight and harass christians and statists.


Excellent...

And "Potter Princess"...I like it!
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on July 28, 2007, 11:17:53 AM
10pm, mountain time.  I'm off Thursday, we could do it then, :)

And thus, a deal is made. However, I am half in the bag now, but I guess I can just hydrate and get another bottle then.
I'll just drink the bottle tonight and harass christians and statists.


Excellent...

And "Potter Princess"...I like it!

Shiny no drinky Thursday night.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Bill Brasky on July 28, 2007, 01:02:41 PM
A few nights ago, I was in my usual spot and drinkin Stoli's at a rapid fire rate.  Fuck the beer, I had no time for that foolishness.  So, I crawl away and return the next evening and politely demand the necessary lubrication to slide me into the proper frame of mind.  

The bar wench picks up the bottle, and much to our dismay it is empty.  My heart sank, and I cried "This is an outrage!" to all the concerned citizens who had assembled to stand in my presense.  A clamor arose from my people and they peppered the responsible party with darts, beer mugs and billiard balls.  A man broke free of the crowd and held a burning torch demanding blood.  

The barman ran to the nearest phone, punched the numbers and hastily spoke into the receiver "Emergency!  We need Stoli!"  And slammed the phone down, now at the mercy of his fate and time.

"How about Absolut Citron?" He asked, stalling for time and trying to placate me while the restless crowd stood silently staring at him, the torch lay burning on the bartop as a constant reminder of his failure.  

"Sure."  He poured it, and the bottle ran dry.  A bead of perspiration slid down his face and hung from the tip of his chin.  

I rattled the ice and it appeared to be a full glass, this could work for the moment.  I took a sip and a little man of indeterminant age came forth and asked "Is it good, Brasky?"  I nodded my approval and he turned to the crowd "Its good!  He likes it!"  A wave of rapture rolled through the assemblage and a woman in the back said "But theres no more!"  and wept openly.  Her displeasure swept through the crowd like water over flames, and they became angry again.

"You bastard!"  The little ageless man spat at the barman as melting vinyl popped and sizzled in agreement.  I heard the slow metallic precision of a pistol being cocked, and at that very moment Jen walked in with a long brown bottle bag, and held it aloft.  

Orgasmic hysteria smashed through the place like a tidal wave, an explosion of joy so profound it provoked spontaneous lactation in every woman present regardless of age.  They all began dancing and in their frenzy of celebration the dance soon became an orgy, they squirmed and writhed on the floor like a nest of snakes.  

So, I had a few snorts and meandered away for the evening, satisfied and pleasantly buzzed.  The next day I returned and asked for a Stoli, and the bar wench picked up the bottle, it was less than half full.  "Who's been chopping away at my bottle?"  I asked.  

"Well, uh, nobody else drinks that here...  But don't worry, I have another, just got it today."  

"Good idea." I said.  

Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on July 29, 2007, 02:00:44 PM
Evan Williams and Big K cola.
White trash, muhfucka!
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on July 29, 2007, 02:15:02 PM
Evan Williams and Big K cola.
White trash, muhfucka!

Eep.  No WT. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on July 29, 2007, 02:27:46 PM
Evan Williams and Big K cola.
White trash, muhfucka!

Eep.  No WT. 

Wha?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Bill Brasky on July 29, 2007, 02:31:45 PM
I think I'm gonna tell 'em to forget the ice cubes next time.  They just get in the way.  And without a proper ratio of ice to vodka, there is no consistancy. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on July 29, 2007, 09:54:20 PM
I think I'm gonna tell 'em to forget the ice cubes next time.  They just get in the way.  And without a proper ratio of ice to vodka, there is no consistancy. 

I just keep my liquor in the freezer.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on July 29, 2007, 09:54:53 PM
Evan Williams and Big K cola.
White trash, muhfucka!

Eep.  No WT. 

Eep is what?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on July 29, 2007, 09:55:41 PM
1000 posts....jesus where has my life gone...
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on July 29, 2007, 09:58:15 PM
Evan Williams and Big K cola.
White trash, muhfucka!

Eep.  No WT. 

Eep is what?

Eep is an interjection: http://www.infoplease.com/ce6/society/A0825324.html.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Brent on July 30, 2007, 12:07:58 AM
Eep.  No WT. 


Is that a Wild Turkey joke?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Bill Brasky on July 30, 2007, 12:25:39 AM
I think I'm gonna tell 'em to forget the ice cubes next time.  They just get in the way.  And without a proper ratio of ice to vodka, there is no consistancy. 

I just keep my liquor in the freezer.

I rarely keep liquor in the house.  For obvious reasons. 

Once in a while, maybe some Scotch. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on July 30, 2007, 11:23:37 PM
Evan Williams and Big K cola.
White trash, muhfucka!

Eep.  No WT. 

Eep is what?


Eep is a noise.  Apparently it is a noise that people find cute, or intriguing, because my co-workers beat up on me (playing) to specifically elicit said response. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on July 30, 2007, 11:57:29 PM
#2 = Fat Tire Ale

#1 = Murphy's Irish Stout
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on July 31, 2007, 08:07:09 AM
Evan Williams and Big K cola.
White trash, muhfucka!

Eep.  No WT. 

Eep is what?


Eep is a noise.  Apparently it is a noise that people find cute, or intriguing, because my co-workers beat up on me (playing) to specifically elicit said response. 

Violence is not the answer.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on July 31, 2007, 11:15:18 AM
That's not nice.  I just use my boobs to get people to agree with me.  It doesn't work sometimes, so then we just agree to disagree. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on July 31, 2007, 11:35:30 AM
Evan Williams and Big K cola.
White trash, muhfucka!

Eep.  No WT. 

Eep is what?


Eep is a noise.  Apparently it is a noise that people find cute, or intriguing, because my co-workers beat up on me (playing) to specifically elicit said response. 

Violence is not the answer.

Maybe not, but a baseball bat to the kneecaps will me you agree with me pretty goddamn fast.

This makes no sense.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on July 31, 2007, 11:41:24 AM
He's trying to illustrate how violence can be an effective method of communication. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on July 31, 2007, 11:46:31 AM
Look:

Quote
Maybe not, but a baseball bat to the kneecaps will me you agree with me pretty goddamn fast.

That makes NO SENSE.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on July 31, 2007, 11:48:18 AM
Look:

Quote
Maybe not, but a baseball bat to the kneecaps will me you agree with me pretty goddamn fast.

That makes NO SENSE.

I didn't catch that, actually.  Now that you mention it though, it reminds me of a unit in a psychology course I took where the brain apparently fills in holes like that in text or even in speaking.  Pretty fucking interesting, actually. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on July 31, 2007, 11:53:39 AM
That or Cyro's just a fuckin' idiot.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: aquabanianskakid on July 31, 2007, 05:46:12 PM
That or Cyro's just a fuckin' idiot.

Pot... kettle...


except Cyro is the only hot one.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Elitist Bitch on July 31, 2007, 05:48:59 PM
Watch out, people don't get that pot and kettle analogy.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Bill Brasky on July 31, 2007, 05:59:17 PM
Look:

Quote
Maybe not, but a baseball bat to the kneecaps will me you agree with me pretty goddamn fast.

That makes NO SENSE.

I didn't catch that, actually.  Now that you mention it though, it reminds me of a unit in a psychology course I took where the brain apparently fills in holes like that in text or even in speaking.  Pretty fucking interesting, actually. 

I have a condition that somewhat like that, only in reverse.  Observe.

Watch out, people don't get that pot and kettle analogy.

Its a condition called Perversive Visualization.  But don't worry, its not contagious. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on July 31, 2007, 07:21:57 PM
Watch out, people don't get that pot and kettle analogy.

No, they really don't.   :x
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: aquabanianskakid on July 31, 2007, 07:34:23 PM
Ha. Penis!
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on July 31, 2007, 07:36:04 PM
Watch out, people don't get that pot and kettle analogy.

No, they really don't.   :x

I hope you're not referring to me, because I understood what Bob said perfectly...even though it isn't true. Cyro knows I'm just joking with him.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: bonerjoe on July 31, 2007, 08:51:52 PM
I'm not.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: aquabanianskakid on July 31, 2007, 08:52:48 PM
Watch out, people don't get that pot and kettle analogy.

No, they really don't.   :x

I hope you're not referring to me, because I understood what Bob said perfectly...even though it isn't true. Cyro knows I'm just joking with him.

I think you got about half of it... but close enough.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on July 31, 2007, 08:56:15 PM
Watch out, people don't get that pot and kettle analogy.

No, they really don't.   :x

I hope you're not referring to me, because I understood what Bob said perfectly...even though it isn't true. Cyro knows I'm just joking with him.

I think you got about half of it... but close enough.

Sorry to burst your bubble, but you're not smarter than anyone else in this thread. Give it up.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: aquabanianskakid on July 31, 2007, 08:59:59 PM
Watch out, people don't get that pot and kettle analogy.

No, they really don't.   :x

I hope you're not referring to me, because I understood what Bob said perfectly...even though it isn't true. Cyro knows I'm just joking with him.

I think you got about half of it... but close enough.

Sorry to burst your bubble, but you're not smarter than anyone else in this thread. Give it up.

Haha never said I was, I just said I think part of my comment went over your head.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on July 31, 2007, 09:01:13 PM
Watch out, people don't get that pot and kettle analogy.

No, they really don't.   :x

I hope you're not referring to me, because I understood what Bob said perfectly...even though it isn't true. Cyro knows I'm just joking with him.

I think you got about half of it... but close enough.

Sorry to burst your bubble, but you're not smarter than anyone else in this thread. Give it up.

Haha never said I was, I just said I think part of my comment went over your head.

Then you were wrong.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: aquabanianskakid on July 31, 2007, 09:04:05 PM
Ok what joke was I making.  :P If you got it you win a gold star!
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on July 31, 2007, 09:09:58 PM
Ok what joke was I making.  :P If you got it you win a gold star!

You were insinuating that I'm an idiot, basically. The 'pot calling the kettle black' idiom is pretty mainstream.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: aquabanianskakid on July 31, 2007, 09:10:48 PM
 :D You missed it, the joke really wasn't about you at all. You were just kind of in the way.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on July 31, 2007, 09:20:23 PM
Even if you were hitting on Cyro, you still added the idiom.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: aquabanianskakid on July 31, 2007, 09:22:17 PM
Haha it's always about you isn't it?  :lol:
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on July 31, 2007, 09:23:35 PM
Is there somebody in the world I should love more?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on July 31, 2007, 10:22:19 PM
Watch out, people don't get that pot and kettle analogy.

No, they really don't.   :x

I hope you're not referring to me, because I understood what Bob said perfectly...even though it isn't true. Cyro knows I'm just joking with him.

No, I was just commenting on the lack of understanding in regards to that analogy.  I have a t-shirt with a pot and a kettle on it, and the kettle is saying "What the fuck did you call me?".  A co-worker's husband didn't get it, and a few other people I encounter don't either.  Most definitely wasn't a reflection on you. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Elitist Bitch on August 01, 2007, 12:44:19 AM
It was on 13 Going On 30 as well. "Do you want to be the pot or the kettle?  'Cause either way, they're both BLACK!"
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 01, 2007, 02:09:51 AM
It was on 13 Going On 30 as well. "Do you want to be the pot or the kettle?  'Cause either way, they're both BLACK!"

How racist. I knew Jennifer Garner hated blacks...
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Elitist Bitch on August 01, 2007, 02:11:06 AM
Well, who isn't racist these days?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Bill Brasky on August 01, 2007, 03:38:52 AM
I'd rather know who actually is, as opposed to who mostly sorta isn't. 


Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 01, 2007, 09:51:48 AM
It was on 13 Going On 30 as well. "Do you want to be the pot or the kettle?  'Cause either way, they're both BLACK!"

How racist. I knew Jennifer Garner hated blacks...

She apparently hates food and acting lessons.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Brent on August 01, 2007, 10:09:08 AM
It was on 13 Going On 30 as well. "Do you want to be the pot or the kettle?  'Cause either way, they're both BLACK!"

How racist. I knew Jennifer Garner hated blacks...

She apparently hates food and acting lessons.

Zingo. 




Holy shit.  I think I just coined a new word.  An awesome word. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 01, 2007, 10:05:17 PM
It was on 13 Going On 30 as well. "Do you want to be the pot or the kettle?  'Cause either way, they're both BLACK!"

How racist. I knew Jennifer Garner hated blacks...

She apparently hates food and acting lessons.

Oh come on.  You'd hit it. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 01, 2007, 10:06:07 PM
It was on 13 Going On 30 as well. "Do you want to be the pot or the kettle?  'Cause either way, they're both BLACK!"

How racist. I knew Jennifer Garner hated blacks...

She apparently hates food and acting lessons.

Oh come on.  You'd hit it. 

I think he'd rather hit you.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 01, 2007, 10:24:12 PM
It was on 13 Going On 30 as well. "Do you want to be the pot or the kettle?  'Cause either way, they're both BLACK!"

How racist. I knew Jennifer Garner hated blacks...

She apparently hates food and acting lessons.

Oh come on.  You'd hit it. 

I think he'd rather hit you.

He has permission. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 01, 2007, 10:25:36 PM
It was on 13 Going On 30 as well. "Do you want to be the pot or the kettle?  'Cause either way, they're both BLACK!"

How racist. I knew Jennifer Garner hated blacks...

She apparently hates food and acting lessons.

Oh come on.  You'd hit it. 

I think he'd rather hit you.

He has permission. 

First comes love, then comes marriage...
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: bonerjoe on August 01, 2007, 10:26:25 PM
Then you divorce and steal half the fuckers money.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 01, 2007, 10:28:37 PM
Then you divorce and steal half the fuckers money.

I was going to say "then comes John with a baby carriage".
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 01, 2007, 10:29:09 PM
That's not love, it's lust.  Love is like banging your head against a brick wall and hoping for the best. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Elitist Bitch on August 01, 2007, 10:46:44 PM
No shit.  I never wanted to become one of those perpetually single "LOVE SUCKS!" girls, but it kind of just happened.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 01, 2007, 10:47:36 PM
That's not love, it's lust.  Love is like banging your head against a brick wall and hoping for the best. 

But don't you love to lust?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 01, 2007, 10:48:19 PM
No shit.  I never wanted to become one of those perpetually single "LOVE SUCKS!" girls, but it kind of just happened.

Me either.  I always wanted to be in love and get married.  Now that all sounds like bullshit, and I'd rather just have copious amounts of sex with someone on a regular basis.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 01, 2007, 10:48:42 PM
It was on 13 Going On 30 as well. "Do you want to be the pot or the kettle?  'Cause either way, they're both BLACK!"

How racist. I knew Jennifer Garner hated blacks...

She apparently hates food and acting lessons.

Oh come on.  You'd hit it. 

I think he'd rather hit you.

He has permission. 

When did this happen?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 01, 2007, 10:49:12 PM
No shit.  I never wanted to become one of those perpetually single "LOVE SUCKS!" girls, but it kind of just happened.

Me either.  I always wanted to be in love and get married.  Now that all sounds like bullshit, and I'd rather just have copious amounts of sex with someone on a regular basis.

Best plan ever.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: John Shaw on August 01, 2007, 10:50:38 PM
No shit.  I never wanted to become one of those perpetually single "LOVE SUCKS!" girls, but it kind of just happened.

Me either.  I always wanted to be in love and get married.  Now that all sounds like bullshit, and I'd rather just have copious amounts of sex with someone on a regular basis.

Bah! I got married at thirty. You're just not ready yet. The only reason people get married that young any more is pregnancy and denial. :-P

Your time will come.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: annyab on August 01, 2007, 10:51:21 PM
No shit.  I never wanted to become one of those perpetually single "LOVE SUCKS!" girls, but it kind of just happened.

Me either.  I always wanted to be in love and get married.  Now that all sounds like bullshit, and I'd rather just have copious amounts of sex with someone on a regular basis.
thats quite a judgement to make at 19
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 01, 2007, 10:51:53 PM
No shit.  I never wanted to become one of those perpetually single "LOVE SUCKS!" girls, but it kind of just happened.

Me either.  I always wanted to be in love and get married.  Now that all sounds like bullshit, and I'd rather just have copious amounts of sex with someone on a regular basis.

Bah! I got married at thirty. You're just not ready yet. The only reason people get married that young any more is pregnancy and denial. :-P

Your time will come.

I'm not so sure.  It's not looking up.   :lol:
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 01, 2007, 10:52:17 PM
No shit.  I never wanted to become one of those perpetually single "LOVE SUCKS!" girls, but it kind of just happened.

Me either.  I always wanted to be in love and get married.  Now that all sounds like bullshit, and I'd rather just have copious amounts of sex with someone on a regular basis.
thats quite a judgement to make at 19

Some of us have little issue with that judgement.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 01, 2007, 10:54:41 PM
No shit.  I never wanted to become one of those perpetually single "LOVE SUCKS!" girls, but it kind of just happened.

Me either.  I always wanted to be in love and get married.  Now that all sounds like bullshit, and I'd rather just have copious amounts of sex with someone on a regular basis.
thats quite a judgement to make at 19

You make an excellent point, but I feel like it's of reasonable certainty.   :?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: annyab on August 01, 2007, 10:54:43 PM
No shit.  I never wanted to become one of those perpetually single "LOVE SUCKS!" girls, but it kind of just happened.

Me either.  I always wanted to be in love and get married.  Now that all sounds like bullshit, and I'd rather just have copious amounts of sex with someone on a regular basis.
thats quite a judgement to make at 19

Some of us have little issue with that judgement.

thats cool, but to think that marriage will never happen at 19 just seems a little pre-mature to me.
I married at 20 after spending a year apart from my longtime boyfriend... so maybe I'm not one to talk.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: John Shaw on August 01, 2007, 10:56:28 PM
I'm not so sure.  It's not looking up.   :lol:

Gimmie a break. You're just not ready yet. I had a terrible time for years. Was dumped after wedding plans started twice, cheated on once, (That I know of.) dated a few crazy bitches named Jenny. (There's a million crazy bitches named Jenny or Jen or Jennifer or Shay or Shea.)

That's Ok though. Just make sure you get a libertarian. Ian and Mark are wrong on this issue. Pain in the ass to find one, but life is much easier.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 01, 2007, 10:56:44 PM
No shit.  I never wanted to become one of those perpetually single "LOVE SUCKS!" girls, but it kind of just happened.

Me either.  I always wanted to be in love and get married.  Now that all sounds like bullshit, and I'd rather just have copious amounts of sex with someone on a regular basis.

Bah! I got married at thirty. You're just not ready yet. The only reason people get married that young any more is pregnancy and denial. :-P

Your time will come.

Meh.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: annyab on August 01, 2007, 10:56:59 PM
No shit.  I never wanted to become one of those perpetually single "LOVE SUCKS!" girls, but it kind of just happened.

Me either.  I always wanted to be in love and get married.  Now that all sounds like bullshit, and I'd rather just have copious amounts of sex with someone on a regular basis.
thats quite a judgement to make at 19

You make an excellent point, but I feel like it's of reasonable certainty.   :?

well take it from me, if you're sure about that, you're not missing much lol. just a piece of paper...
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 01, 2007, 10:58:04 PM
I'm not so sure.  It's not looking up.   :lol:

Gimmie a break. You're just not ready yet. I had a terrible time for years. Was dumped after wedding plans started twice, cheated on once, (That I know of.) dated a few crazy bitches named Jenny. (There's a million crazy bitches named Jenny or Jen or Jennifer or Shay or Shea.)

That's Ok though. Just make sure you get a libertarian. Ian and Mark are wrong on this issue. Pain in the ass to find one, but life is much easier.

Thank the FSM my name isn't Jenny.   :lol:  What do Mark and Ian say on the issue?  I tend to ignore them occasionally. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: John Shaw on August 01, 2007, 10:58:27 PM
Meh.

Don't "Meh" me, mister! Go to your room!

/AlexLibman/ I buy you nice things and you use WIRE HANGERS!!!! /AlexLibman/
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 01, 2007, 10:58:44 PM
It was on 13 Going On 30 as well. "Do you want to be the pot or the kettle?  'Cause either way, they're both BLACK!"

How racist. I knew Jennifer Garner hated blacks...

She apparently hates food and acting lessons.

Oh come on.  You'd hit it. 

I think he'd rather hit you.

He has permission. 

What falls under this permission?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 01, 2007, 10:59:44 PM
It was on 13 Going On 30 as well. "Do you want to be the pot or the kettle?  'Cause either way, they're both BLACK!"

How racist. I knew Jennifer Garner hated blacks...

She apparently hates food and acting lessons.

Oh come on.  You'd hit it. 

I think he'd rather hit you.

Yup.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: John Shaw on August 01, 2007, 10:59:48 PM
Thank the FSM my name isn't Jenny.   :lol:  What do Mark and Ian say on the issue?  I tend to ignore them occasionally. 

They're both the "Get into a relationship and then try to convert them." types. Which is the dumbest fucking thing ever, from a relationship standpoint.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 01, 2007, 11:00:06 PM
It was on 13 Going On 30 as well. "Do you want to be the pot or the kettle?  'Cause either way, they're both BLACK!"

How racist. I knew Jennifer Garner hated blacks...

She apparently hates food and acting lessons.

Oh come on.  You'd hit it. 

I think he'd rather hit you.

He has permission. 

What falls under this permission?

Things.  Of a sexual nature.  No biting above the neck and no buttsecks. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: bonerjoe on August 01, 2007, 11:00:36 PM
no buttsecks. 


You just spoiled all the fun.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 01, 2007, 11:00:48 PM
It was on 13 Going On 30 as well. "Do you want to be the pot or the kettle?  'Cause either way, they're both BLACK!"

How racist. I knew Jennifer Garner hated blacks...

She apparently hates food and acting lessons.

Oh come on.  You'd hit it. 

I think he'd rather hit you.

Yup.

Drunk?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 01, 2007, 11:01:27 PM
It was on 13 Going On 30 as well. "Do you want to be the pot or the kettle?  'Cause either way, they're both BLACK!"

How racist. I knew Jennifer Garner hated blacks...

She apparently hates food and acting lessons.

Oh come on.  You'd hit it. 

I think he'd rather hit you.

He has permission. 

What falls under this permission?

and no buttsecks. 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 01, 2007, 11:01:50 PM
It was on 13 Going On 30 as well. "Do you want to be the pot or the kettle?  'Cause either way, they're both BLACK!"

How racist. I knew Jennifer Garner hated blacks...

She apparently hates food and acting lessons.

Oh come on.  You'd hit it. 

I think he'd rather hit you.

Yup.

Drunk?

He must be. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 01, 2007, 11:02:04 PM
It was on 13 Going On 30 as well. "Do you want to be the pot or the kettle?  'Cause either way, they're both BLACK!"

How racist. I knew Jennifer Garner hated blacks...

She apparently hates food and acting lessons.

Oh come on.  You'd hit it. 

I think he'd rather hit you.

Yup.

Drunk?

No, sir. Coffee.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 01, 2007, 11:03:08 PM
It was on 13 Going On 30 as well. "Do you want to be the pot or the kettle?  'Cause either way, they're both BLACK!"

How racist. I knew Jennifer Garner hated blacks...

She apparently hates food and acting lessons.

Oh come on.  You'd hit it. 

I think he'd rather hit you.

He has permission. 

What falls under this permission?

Things.  Of a sexual nature.  No biting above the neck and no buttsecks. 

But anything else?
I'm way more than ok with that.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 01, 2007, 11:04:38 PM
It was on 13 Going On 30 as well. "Do you want to be the pot or the kettle?  'Cause either way, they're both BLACK!"

How racist. I knew Jennifer Garner hated blacks...

She apparently hates food and acting lessons.

Oh come on.  You'd hit it. 

I think he'd rather hit you.

Yup.

Drunk?

No, sir. Coffee.

Ah.

Quote from: Lindsey
He must be.

And Lindsey, you are ten times more sexier when you're confident. There was a spell there for about a week when you were on a serious fucking roll and I was like "damn, that pig-in-training must have winked at her or something", but then you lost it. You keep regaining it back every few days though.

I want Permanent-Confident Lindsey. :(
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Elitist Bitch on August 01, 2007, 11:04:58 PM
I almost got married at 19, and I'm eternally glad that I didn't.  I'm kind of more at the 'copious amounts of sex' stage myself, but I'm hoping Shaw is right, after I finish school and am out in the world for a few years (and get the hell out of Idaho) that it will happen for me.

Mostly, though, I try not to think about it.  I should have just pledged a sorority at school.  I'd probably get copious amounts of sex then.

But then again, who wants to be a 26 year old sorority sister living in the house?  Not me.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 01, 2007, 11:06:23 PM
I almost got married at 19, and I'm eternally glad that I didn't.  I'm kind of more at the 'copious amounts of sex' stage myself, but I'm hoping Shaw is right, after I finish school and am out in the world for a few years (and get the hell out of Idaho) that it will happen for me.

Mostly, though, I try not to think about it.  I should have just pledged a sorority at school.  I'd probably get copious amounts of sex then.

But then again, who wants to be a 26 year old sorority sister living in the house?  Not me.

I almost did, too. Same age.
I need your profile. The first issue is out, we're gonna start getting submissions soon.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 01, 2007, 11:07:33 PM
It was on 13 Going On 30 as well. "Do you want to be the pot or the kettle?  'Cause either way, they're both BLACK!"

How racist. I knew Jennifer Garner hated blacks...

She apparently hates food and acting lessons.

Oh come on.  You'd hit it. 

I think he'd rather hit you.

Yup.

Drunk?

No, sir. Coffee.

Ah.

Quote from: Lindsey
He must be.

And Lindsey, you are ten times more sexier when you're confident. There was a spell there for about a week when you were on a serious fucking roll and I was like "damn, that pig-in-training must have winked at her or something", but then you lost it. You keep regaining it back every few days though.

I want Permanent-Confident Lindsey. :(

Oh he more than winks.  He started the suggestive behavior, but it's just flirtation.  It's cool.  I'm not gonna get my panties in a bunch over some guy that can have any woman he wants. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 01, 2007, 11:08:35 PM
It was on 13 Going On 30 as well. "Do you want to be the pot or the kettle?  'Cause either way, they're both BLACK!"

How racist. I knew Jennifer Garner hated blacks...

She apparently hates food and acting lessons.

Oh come on.  You'd hit it. 

I think he'd rather hit you.

Yup.

Drunk?

No, sir. Coffee.

Ah.

Quote from: Lindsey
He must be.

And Lindsey, you are ten times more sexier when you're confident. There was a spell there for about a week when you were on a serious fucking roll and I was like "damn, that pig-in-training must have winked at her or something", but then you lost it. You keep regaining it back every few days though.

I want Permanent-Confident Lindsey. :(

Oh he more than winks.  He started the suggestive behavior, but it's just flirtation.  It's cool.  I'm not gonna get my panties in a bunch over some guy that can have any woman he wants. 

I'll get you back in my throes soon. Any woman? No fucking way.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: John Shaw on August 01, 2007, 11:08:48 PM
Linzamatic and Shiny = Somewhere between 8 1/2 and 9.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 01, 2007, 11:09:21 PM
It was on 13 Going On 30 as well. "Do you want to be the pot or the kettle?  'Cause either way, they're both BLACK!"

How racist. I knew Jennifer Garner hated blacks...

She apparently hates food and acting lessons.

Oh come on.  You'd hit it. 

I think he'd rather hit you.

Yup.

Drunk?

No, sir. Coffee.

Ah.

Quote from: Lindsey
He must be.

And Lindsey, you are ten times more sexier when you're confident. There was a spell there for about a week when you were on a serious fucking roll and I was like "damn, that pig-in-training must have winked at her or something", but then you lost it. You keep regaining it back every few days though.

I want Permanent-Confident Lindsey. :(

Oh he more than winks.  He started the suggestive behavior, but it's just flirtation.  It's cool.  I'm not gonna get my panties in a bunch over some guy that can have any woman he wants. 

Yeah, most women want pigs. :|
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 01, 2007, 11:10:31 PM
It was on 13 Going On 30 as well. "Do you want to be the pot or the kettle?  'Cause either way, they're both BLACK!"

How racist. I knew Jennifer Garner hated blacks...

She apparently hates food and acting lessons.

Oh come on.  You'd hit it. 

I think he'd rather hit you.

Yup.

Drunk?

No, sir. Coffee.

Ah.

Quote from: Lindsey
He must be.

And Lindsey, you are ten times more sexier when you're confident. There was a spell there for about a week when you were on a serious fucking roll and I was like "damn, that pig-in-training must have winked at her or something", but then you lost it. You keep regaining it back every few days though.

I want Permanent-Confident Lindsey. :(

Oh he more than winks.  He started the suggestive behavior, but it's just flirtation.  It's cool.  I'm not gonna get my panties in a bunch over some guy that can have any woman he wants. 

I'll get you back in my throes soon. Any woman? No fucking way.

Oh no, trust me.  Any of them.  I think all the women in the building pretty much throw themselves at him.   :lol:
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 01, 2007, 11:11:12 PM
Linzamatic and Shiny = Somewhere between 8 1/2 and 9.

I bet you have a lot of guns at your crib. We need to consolidate and go build a cabin in the woods. You can bring your wife. I'll entice Lindsey with me charms.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 01, 2007, 11:11:51 PM
It was on 13 Going On 30 as well. "Do you want to be the pot or the kettle?  'Cause either way, they're both BLACK!"

How racist. I knew Jennifer Garner hated blacks...

She apparently hates food and acting lessons.

Oh come on.  You'd hit it. 

I think he'd rather hit you.

Yup.

Drunk?

No, sir. Coffee.

Ah.

Quote from: Lindsey
He must be.

And Lindsey, you are ten times more sexier when you're confident. There was a spell there for about a week when you were on a serious fucking roll and I was like "damn, that pig-in-training must have winked at her or something", but then you lost it. You keep regaining it back every few days though.

I want Permanent-Confident Lindsey. :(

Oh he more than winks.  He started the suggestive behavior, but it's just flirtation.  It's cool.  I'm not gonna get my panties in a bunch over some guy that can have any woman he wants. 

I'll get you back in my throes soon. Any woman? No fucking way.

Oh no, trust me.  Any of them.  I think all the women in the building pretty much throw themselves at him.   :lol:

Silly blind bastard.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: John Shaw on August 01, 2007, 11:13:15 PM
Linzamatic and Shiny = Somewhere between 8 1/2 and 9.

I bet you have a lot of guns at your crib. We need to consolidate and go build a cabin in the woods. You can bring your wife. I'll entice Lindsey with me charms.

I have many guns. I also am about to buy a house in the boonies. 7.3 acres. Surrounded by woods. You buy the graham crackers, candy bars and marshmallows, and I bring the steaks and hot tub.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 01, 2007, 11:13:43 PM
I'm pretty sure he can see.   :lol:
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 01, 2007, 11:14:09 PM
Linzamatic and Shiny = Somewhere between 8 1/2 and 9.

I bet you have a lot of guns at your crib. We need to consolidate and go build a cabin in the woods. You can bring your wife. I'll entice Lindsey with me charms.

I have many guns. I also am about to buy a house in the boonies. 7.3 acres. Surrounded by woods. You buy the graham crackers, candy bars and marshmallows, and I bring the steaks and hot tub.

Fuck yeah. Got 20 grand in the bank.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 01, 2007, 11:14:56 PM
I'm pretty sure he can see.   :lol:

Oh, with the difficulty taking compliments.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: John Shaw on August 01, 2007, 11:15:07 PM
Fuck yeah. Got 20 grand in the bank.

Then it's a plan.

Freedom Gulch a good enough name?*

Edit: It isn't in a gulch, but whatever.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 01, 2007, 11:15:21 PM
I'm pretty sure he can see.   :lol:

Oh, with the difficulty taking compliments.

It's one of her strong points.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 01, 2007, 11:16:16 PM
Fuck yeah. Got 20 grand in the bank.

Then it's a plan.

Freedom Gulch a good enough name?*

Edit: It isn't in a gulch, but whatever.

Keyser's Freehold.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: John Shaw on August 01, 2007, 11:16:26 PM
:?

Quiet you.

Dick 3.0 is a weenie sometimes.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 01, 2007, 11:16:55 PM
Linzamatic and Shiny = Somewhere between 8 1/2 and 9.

I bet you have a lot of guns at your crib. We need to consolidate and go build a cabin in the woods. You can bring your wife. I'll entice Lindsey with me charms.

I have many guns. I also am about to buy a house in the boonies. 7.3 acres. Surrounded by woods. You buy the graham crackers, candy bars and marshmallows, and I bring the steaks and hot tub.

 :?

Upset because two men didn't invite you into their hottub?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 01, 2007, 11:16:59 PM
:?

Quiet you.

Dick 3.0 is a weenie sometimes.

He's just sad because he never gets invited to the parties.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: John Shaw on August 01, 2007, 11:17:51 PM
Keyser's Freehold.

Figures, after using all of my self control to not use my name in the title.

Shaw's Sanctuary of Significant Sassyness.

Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 01, 2007, 11:19:09 PM
Keyser's Freehold.

Figures, after using all of my self control to not use my name in the title.

Shaw's Sanctuary of Significant Sassyness.



Bitches, Guns, and Booze.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 01, 2007, 11:19:47 PM
I'm pretty sure he can see.   :lol:

Oh, with the difficulty taking compliments.

It's one of her strong points.

Well, okay.  I'm sure the guy can see because he doesn't swing a big stick in front of him, or walk with a dog.   :P

Sorry, I can't help it.   :?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: John Shaw on August 01, 2007, 11:20:29 PM
Bitches, Guns, and Booze.

I think we have a winner. You have the booze, I'll take and occasionally share the guns and bitches.

Seriously though, I'm gonna start an underground railroad for Libertarians.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 01, 2007, 11:21:20 PM
Bitches, Guns, and Booze.

I think we have a winner. You have the booze, I'll take and occasionally share the guns and bitches.

Seriously though, I'm gonna start an underground railroad for Libertarians.

Be careful, you might get stuck having me around.   :P
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 01, 2007, 11:21:52 PM
I'm pretty sure he can see.   :lol:

Oh, with the difficulty taking compliments.

It's one of her strong points.

Well, okay.  I'm sure the guy can see because he doesn't swing a big stick in front of him, or walk with a dog.   :P

Sorry, I can't help it.   :?

Ok, so I can have my way with you, so long as I'm not nice about it?
I'm ok with that.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: John Shaw on August 01, 2007, 11:22:20 PM
Be careful, you might get stuck having me around.   :P

I told you that you'd have a place to stay*, if you wanted to move up here.

*Until you got your own fucking place, freeloader!  :P
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 01, 2007, 11:22:31 PM
Bitches, Guns, and Booze.

I think we have a winner. You have the booze, I'll take and occasionally share the guns and bitches.

Seriously though, I'm gonna start an underground railroad for Libertarians.

Be careful, you might get stuck having me around.   :P

Ok.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 01, 2007, 11:22:41 PM
Bitches, Guns, and Booze.

I think we have a winner. You have the booze, I'll take and occasionally share the guns and bitches.

Seriously though, I'm gonna start an underground railroad for Libertarians.

I'll bring pot.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 01, 2007, 11:24:11 PM
Bitches, Guns, and Booze.

I think we have a winner. You have the booze, I'll take and occasionally share the guns and bitches.

Seriously though, I'm gonna start an underground railroad for Libertarians.

Be careful, you might get stuck having me around.   :P

Ok.

That coffee spiked? 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 01, 2007, 11:25:50 PM
Bitches, Guns, and Booze.

I think we have a winner. You have the booze, I'll take and occasionally share the guns and bitches.

Seriously though, I'm gonna start an underground railroad for Libertarians.

Be careful, you might get stuck having me around.   :P

Ok.

That coffee spiked? 

Why because at the Shaw/Keyser compound I'd keep you around for selfish sexy reasons?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: John Shaw on August 01, 2007, 11:26:14 PM
Dick 3.0 apparently only expresses himself in emoticons now.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 01, 2007, 11:27:17 PM
Bitches, Guns, and Booze.

I think we have a winner. You have the booze, I'll take and occasionally share the guns and bitches.

Seriously though, I'm gonna start an underground railroad for Libertarians.

Be careful, you might get stuck having me around.   :P

Ok.

That coffee spiked? 

Why because at the Shaw/Keyser compound I'd keep you around for selfish sexy reasons?

Something like that. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: bonerjoe on August 01, 2007, 11:28:04 PM
Linzamatic and Shiny = Somewhere between 8 1/2 and 9.

What is this, the olympics?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 01, 2007, 11:29:02 PM
Bitches, Guns, and Booze.

I think we have a winner. You have the booze, I'll take and occasionally share the guns and bitches.

Seriously though, I'm gonna start an underground railroad for Libertarians.

Be careful, you might get stuck having me around.   :P

Ok.

That coffee spiked? 

Why because at the Shaw/Keyser compound I'd keep you around for selfish sexy reasons?

Something like that. 

You have a problem wearing torn up clothing and doing menial tasks?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: John Shaw on August 01, 2007, 11:30:00 PM
Why because at the Shaw/Keyser compound I'd keep you around for selfish sexy reasons?


Something like that. 

I always find it amusing when women who qualify as fairly attractive, even slightly more attractive than the woman I chose to spend the rest of my life with, (And I think is as hot as hell.) go on and on about how ugly they think they are.

Kinda silly.


*Don't bag on me for admitting that someone is better looking than my wife. I love her more than anything, but that doesn't automatically makke her aphro-fucking-dite.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 01, 2007, 11:30:24 PM
Bitches, Guns, and Booze.

I think we have a winner. You have the booze, I'll take and occasionally share the guns and bitches.

Seriously though, I'm gonna start an underground railroad for Libertarians.

Be careful, you might get stuck having me around.   :P

Ok.

That coffee spiked? 

Why because at the Shaw/Keyser compound I'd keep you around for selfish sexy reasons?

Something like that. 

You have a problem wearing torn up clothing and doing menial tasks?

Torn up clothing doesn't sound like it would be terribly becoming.  Menial tasks...it depends on the tasks. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 01, 2007, 11:31:22 PM
Why because at the Shaw/Keyser compound I'd keep you around for selfish sexy reasons?


Something like that. 

*Don't bag on me for admitting that someone is better looking than my wife. I love her more than anything, but that doesn't automatically makke her aphro-fucking-dite.

I'm telling.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 01, 2007, 11:32:20 PM
Bitches, Guns, and Booze.

I think we have a winner. You have the booze, I'll take and occasionally share the guns and bitches.

Seriously though, I'm gonna start an underground railroad for Libertarians.

Be careful, you might get stuck having me around.   :P

Ok.

That coffee spiked? 

Why because at the Shaw/Keyser compound I'd keep you around for selfish sexy reasons?

Something like that. 

You have a problem wearing torn up clothing and doing menial tasks?

Torn up clothing doesn't sound like it would be terribly becoming.  Menial tasks...it depends on the tasks. 

Ok, no clothing and the tasks, well, you'll enjoy em.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: John Shaw on August 01, 2007, 11:32:26 PM
Torn up clothing doesn't sound like it would be terribly becoming.  Menial tasks...it depends on the tasks. 

I think he was implying somewhere between:

A. Hon, take out the garbage, will you?
And
B. Biotch! Get in the kitchen and make me a turkey pot pie!
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 01, 2007, 11:33:16 PM
I like clothing, it keeps me covered.  And warm.  And it also keeps me from being arrested in public. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: John Shaw on August 01, 2007, 11:34:09 PM
:cry:

(http://www.villainouscompany.com/vcblog/home/cassandr/public_html/vcblog/archives/smiley%20face.jpg)
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 01, 2007, 11:35:14 PM
Richard.  Seriously.  What the fuck? 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: John Shaw on August 01, 2007, 11:36:47 PM
(http://members.dodo.net.au/~grindercom/Emoticon.jpg)
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 01, 2007, 11:37:39 PM
Richard should have 'The Animal' used on him:

(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b50/Taors/dickhand.png)
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 01, 2007, 11:38:34 PM
Richard.  Seriously.  What the fuck? 

We need a wider selection of emoticons, Lindsey.

I'll hop right on that. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 01, 2007, 11:40:22 PM
I like clothing, it keeps me covered.  And warm.  And it also keeps me from being arrested in public. 

In my room isn't public, which, consequently is where you'll perform your tasks.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 01, 2007, 11:40:58 PM
Richard.  Seriously.  What the fuck? 

We need a wider selection of emoticons, Lindsey.

I'll hop right on that. 

Do I even need to...
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 01, 2007, 11:47:47 PM
Wasn't this thread supposed to be about people getting intoxicated?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 01, 2007, 11:52:01 PM
Wasn't this thread supposed to be about people getting intoxicated?

And sex.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 01, 2007, 11:52:41 PM
Richard.  Seriously.  What the fuck? 

We need a wider selection of emoticons, Lindsey.

I'll hop right on that. 

Do I even need to...

You have nothing.   :P
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 02, 2007, 12:00:34 AM
Wasn't this thread supposed to be about people getting intoxicated?

And sex.

Well for fuck's sake, why isn't there any fucking going on?   :shock:
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: John Shaw on August 02, 2007, 12:01:49 AM
Well for fuck's sake, why isn't there any fucking going on?   :shock:

Speak for yourself.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 02, 2007, 12:04:10 AM
Wasn't this thread supposed to be about people getting intoxicated?

And sex.

Well for fuck's sake, why isn't there any fucking going on?   :shock:

Lets go, get your ass over here.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 02, 2007, 12:04:25 AM
Well for fuck's sake, why isn't there any fucking going on?   :shock:

Speak for yourself.

Yeah, I know.  This makes me laugh at myself even more.   :lol:
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: John Shaw on August 02, 2007, 12:06:19 AM
Ya, let's fuk!!!

You start and we'll all join in later.*







That's a sneak way of telling you to... you get the idea.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 02, 2007, 12:11:47 AM
Absolutely not. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 02, 2007, 12:15:08 AM
Absolutely not. 

Perhaps if I ask you a similar question?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 02, 2007, 12:17:26 AM
Perhaps.  Have you not already asked? 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 02, 2007, 12:20:04 AM
Perhaps.  Have you not already asked? 

Maybe. Humor me. Your answer was?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 02, 2007, 12:21:10 AM
Perhaps.  Have you not already asked? 

Maybe. Humor me. Your answer was?

No biting above the neck or buttsecks.   :P
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 02, 2007, 12:22:39 AM
Perhaps.  Have you not already asked? 

Maybe. Humor me. Your answer was?

or buttsecks. :P

AWWWWWWWW.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 02, 2007, 12:24:08 AM
Perhaps.  Have you not already asked? 

Maybe. Humor me. Your answer was?

No biting above the neck or buttsecks.   :P

Butt spank?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 02, 2007, 12:25:04 AM
Perhaps.  Have you not already asked? 

Maybe. Humor me. Your answer was?

No biting above the neck or buttsecks.   :P

Butt spank?

Spanking is fine, but that's as far as anything goes toward my butt. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 02, 2007, 12:25:56 AM
Perhaps.  Have you not already asked? 

Maybe. Humor me. Your answer was?

No biting above the neck or buttsecks.   :P

Butt spank?

Spanking is fine, but that's as far as anything goes toward my butt. 

He can't kiss or massage the asscheeks?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 02, 2007, 12:26:55 AM
Perhaps.  Have you not already asked? 

Maybe. Humor me. Your answer was?

No biting above the neck or buttsecks.   :P

Butt spank?

Spanking is fine, but that's as far as anything goes toward my butt. 

He can't kiss or massage the asscheeks?   :shock:

Why would anyone actually want to kiss another person's ass?   :shock: :shock:
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 02, 2007, 12:27:52 AM
Perhaps.  Have you not already asked? 

Maybe. Humor me. Your answer was?

No biting above the neck or buttsecks.   :P

Butt spank?

Spanking is fine, but that's as far as anything goes toward my butt. 

He can't kiss or massage the asscheeks?   :shock:

Why would anyone actually want to kiss another person's ass?   :shock: :shock:

Erotica?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 02, 2007, 12:28:48 AM
Perhaps.  Have you not already asked? 

Maybe. Humor me. Your answer was?

No biting above the neck or buttsecks.   :P

Butt spank?

Spanking is fine, but that's as far as anything goes toward my butt. 

Hair pulling? Right after the spanking...I'm sure you can imagine the position.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 02, 2007, 12:30:21 AM
Perhaps.  Have you not already asked? 

Maybe. Humor me. Your answer was?

No biting above the neck or buttsecks.   :P

Butt spank?

Spanking is fine, but that's as far as anything goes toward my butt. 

Hair pulling? Right after the spanking...I'm sure you can imagine the position.

As long as you don't actually pull any of it out.  I wouldn't be hot if I were bald. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 02, 2007, 12:33:01 AM
Perhaps.  Have you not already asked? 

Maybe. Humor me. Your answer was?

No biting above the neck or buttsecks.   :P

Butt spank?

Spanking is fine, but that's as far as anything goes toward my butt. 

Hair pulling? Right after the spanking...I'm sure you can imagine the position.

As long as you don't actually pull any of it out.  I wouldn't be hot if I were bald. 

Mouth secks?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 02, 2007, 12:34:49 AM
I thought we already eliminated the no-nos. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 02, 2007, 12:36:29 AM
I thought we already eliminated the no-nos. 

What do you have against bj's?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 02, 2007, 12:37:47 AM
I thought we already eliminated the no-nos. 

What do you have against bj's?

I don't.  I love them, in fact. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 02, 2007, 12:39:00 AM
I thought we already eliminated the no-nos. 

What do you have against bj's?

I don't.  I love them, in fact. 

I know, I just wanted to hear you say it. i like to reciprocate.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 02, 2007, 12:41:10 AM
I thought we already eliminated the no-nos. 

What do you have against bj's?

I don't.  I love them, in fact. 

I know, I just wanted to hear you say it. i like to reciprocate.

Pfft.  Bad man, trying to make me say naughty things. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 02, 2007, 12:41:57 AM
I thought we already eliminated the no-nos. 

What do you have against bj's?

I don't.  I love them, in fact. 

I know, I just wanted to hear you say it. i like to reciprocate.

Pfft.  Bad man, trying to make me say naughty things. 

Yeah, you hate it. ;)
Fine, no reciprocation for you.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 02, 2007, 12:43:02 AM
How you love to torment me.   :P
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: bonerjoe on August 02, 2007, 12:44:34 AM
The sexual tension is too much for me. I'm going to bed.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: John Shaw on August 02, 2007, 12:45:40 AM
The sexual tension is too much for me. I'm going to bed.

To release said tension, I assume.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 02, 2007, 12:47:09 AM
The sexual tension is too much for me. I'm going to bed.

To release said tension, I assume.

I'm in a position where I cannot relieve said tension because I am in the company of others.  No wonder I've been so mean for the last few days. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: bonerjoe on August 02, 2007, 12:48:43 AM
The sexual tension is too much for me. I'm going to bed.

To release said tension, I assume.

I've already done that twice. That's good enough for today. Don't want to wear it out too quick.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 02, 2007, 12:49:01 AM
The sexual tension is too much for me. I'm going to bed.

To release said tension, I assume.

I'm in a position where I cannot relieve said tension because I am in the company of others.  No wonder I've been so mean for the last few days. 

You could in my company.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: John Shaw on August 02, 2007, 12:50:26 AM
I'm in a position where I cannot relieve said tension because I am in the company of others.  No wonder I've been so mean for the last few days. 

Go into the bathroom, fill tub with bubbles, and roll your frigging bean. What's the problem?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 02, 2007, 12:51:31 AM
I'm in a position where I cannot relieve said tension because I am in the company of others.  No wonder I've been so mean for the last few days. 

Go into the bathroom, fill tub with bubbles, and roll your frigging bean. What's the problem?

I never could get off with just my hand... :x
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: John Shaw on August 02, 2007, 12:53:21 AM
I'm in a position where I cannot relieve said tension because I am in the company of others.  No wonder I've been so mean for the last few days. 

Go into the bathroom, fill tub with bubbles, and roll your frigging bean. What's the problem?

I never could get off with just my hand... :x

You spoiled or something? Clip your nails short so you don't hurt yourself and roll that lil' bastard until it screams.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: bonerjoe on August 02, 2007, 12:54:02 AM
I'm in a position where I cannot relieve said tension because I am in the company of others.  No wonder I've been so mean for the last few days. 

Go into the bathroom, fill tub with bubbles, and roll your frigging bean. What's the problem?

I never could get off with just my hand... :x

I think that qualifies for a handicap parking permit.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: bonerjoe on August 02, 2007, 12:54:49 AM
roll that lil' bastard until it screams.

Dude, stop, that's making me think dirty thoughts.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 02, 2007, 12:55:30 AM
I'm in a position where I cannot relieve said tension because I am in the company of others.  No wonder I've been so mean for the last few days. 

Go into the bathroom, fill tub with bubbles, and roll your frigging bean. What's the problem?

I never could get off with just my hand... :x

Use mine.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 02, 2007, 12:55:49 AM
I'm in a position where I cannot relieve said tension because I am in the company of others.  No wonder I've been so mean for the last few days. 

Go into the bathroom, fill tub with bubbles, and roll your frigging bean. What's the problem?

I never could get off with just my hand... :x

You spoiled or something? Clip your nails short so you don't hurt yourself and roll that lil' bastard until it screams.

I've tried lots of things.  I fail and go back to the toys. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: John Shaw on August 02, 2007, 12:56:42 AM
I got money...millions, in fact...(not trying to brag). I'm thinking Tahiti. I heard they got those sex rings over there. That place is not very regulated from what I understand. It's like a paradise for lovers ....and virgin perverts. Sounds good.

Please stop being you.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 02, 2007, 01:05:07 AM
I'm in a position where I cannot relieve said tension because I am in the company of others.  No wonder I've been so mean for the last few days. 

Go into the bathroom, fill tub with bubbles, and roll your frigging bean. What's the problem?

I never could get off with just my hand... :x

You spoiled or something? Clip your nails short so you don't hurt yourself and roll that lil' bastard until it screams.

I've tried lots of things.  I fail and go back to the toys. 

Which ones?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 02, 2007, 01:05:43 AM
I'm in a position where I cannot relieve said tension because I am in the company of others.  No wonder I've been so mean for the last few days. 

Go into the bathroom, fill tub with bubbles, and roll your frigging bean. What's the problem?

I never could get off with just my hand... :x

You spoiled or something? Clip your nails short so you don't hurt yourself and roll that lil' bastard until it screams.

I've tried lots of things.  I fail and go back to the toys. 

Have you tried what I suggested?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Elitist Bitch on August 02, 2007, 03:16:35 AM
Haha this was pretty funny.  I ended up going drinking with my mom.  What a night at my house, and the cops ended up taking a statement from my brother.  We needed a beer.  Too bad we decided on Long Islands instead.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 02, 2007, 09:58:45 PM
I'm in a position where I cannot relieve said tension because I am in the company of others.  No wonder I've been so mean for the last few days. 

Go into the bathroom, fill tub with bubbles, and roll your frigging bean. What's the problem?

I never could get off with just my hand... :x

You spoiled or something? Clip your nails short so you don't hurt yourself and roll that lil' bastard until it screams.

I've tried lots of things.  I fail and go back to the toys. 

Which ones?

The ones that allow me to do things. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Bill Brasky on August 03, 2007, 02:31:51 AM
Never attempt to persuade a girl to abandon her dildos.  Encouragement is the key.  Buy her dildos, many of them, of all sizes and shapes.  Long fat ones she'll struggle with, little fun ones she'll hammer away at, and all things between. 

Fingers are nice, obviously.  But to discourage a girl from enjoying herself with a toy is like saying its shameful for her to experiment at her terms.  They are her terms.  Not yours. 

I was in a smut shop one time, looking at vids for sale and browsing around, and in those stores theres always a couple weirdos lurking around.  They always have a few big walls of sex toys, rubber pussies and dildos and all sorts of shit.  This chick comes in alone, she was in her late teens and quite obviously curious about buying a dildo.  Well, once you've steeled yourself into walking into a store that is taboo, and you get inside, its never what you imagined when you're outside in your car, about to take the plunge. 

She was probably never in a sex shop before.  She walks in and sees the wall of toys, heads turn, she walks to the wall and starts browsing.  They have everything.  These assholes over in the corner are giggling and making comments about a girl buying a dildo and she overhears it.  She pretends she didn't, but I can tell she's become very aware of herself standing in front of a wall of dildos and after a few minutes of trying to keep her game face, she bolted.

She left with nothing.  I was really fuckin pissed.  She woulda eventually picked something out, took it home and experimented.  It took a lot of balls for that girl to walk alone into that store and they fucking ruined it on her. 

Don't be a ruiner. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Elitist Bitch on August 03, 2007, 02:43:46 AM
If I was that girl, I'd have probably left too, even though I'm a few years older.  I've only been in an adult store once, at the beginning of last school year, and I was kind of tricked into going in.  Long story.  Anyhow, I still don't think I have the nerve to walk in there by myself, but on the other hand, I wouldn't buy anything if I was with someone.  Weird.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 03, 2007, 08:49:50 AM
I've gone a couple times.  The first time was shortly after I turned 18.  I went with a friend (underage at the time) because her ex-boyfriend (a mutual friend) worked there.  That was the only time I ever made a purchase there.  Our friend Perry picked out what I bought. 

The second time, I took my friend Josh.  He wanted to see, but wouldn't go on his own.

This last time Stephanie went with me when I took my friend Will, because he wanted to fill out a job application.  They both made me walk in first.  Assholes. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 03, 2007, 11:07:09 AM
Good thing you can get most of your sex supplies on the internet these days.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 03, 2007, 08:36:54 PM
  Our friend Perry picked out what I bought. 


Which was....
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 03, 2007, 09:12:04 PM
  Our friend Perry picked out what I bought. 


Which was....

All I know is that she's got one of them rabbit things.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 03, 2007, 09:18:53 PM
  Our friend Perry picked out what I bought. 


Which was....

All I know is that she's got one of them rabbit things.

Dare I say....sweet!
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 03, 2007, 09:27:24 PM
  Our friend Perry picked out what I bought. 


Which was....

All I know is that she's got one of them rabbit things.

Dare I say....sweet!

You should send her a webcam. I'd consider it an investment, if you know what I mean.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 03, 2007, 09:28:21 PM
  Our friend Perry picked out what I bought. 


Which was....

All I know is that she's got one of them rabbit things.

Dare I say....sweet!

You should send her a webcam. I'd consider it an investment, if you know what I mean.

I agree with every ounce of stuff I can agree with.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Bill Brasky on August 03, 2007, 09:31:14 PM
Send her some flowers, and a pony. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 03, 2007, 09:33:10 PM
  Our friend Perry picked out what I bought. 


Which was....

All I know is that she's got one of them rabbit things.

Dare I say....sweet!

You should send her a webcam. I'd consider it an investment, if you know what I mean.

I agree with every ounce of stuff I can agree with.

Ounce. Mmm.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 03, 2007, 09:43:29 PM
  Our friend Perry picked out what I bought. 


Which was....

All I know is that she's got one of them rabbit things.

It's not actually a rabbit, the thing is actually a hummingbird.  And it's got these beads inside.  The actual penis part like, oscillates.  It's crazy...it was like ninety bucks or something.  I considered it my birthday present. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 03, 2007, 09:48:37 PM
  Our friend Perry picked out what I bought. 


Which was....

All I know is that she's got one of them rabbit things.

It's not actually a rabbit, the thing is actually a hummingbird.  And it's got these beads inside.  The actual penis part like, oscillates.  It's crazy...it was like ninety bucks or something.  I considered it my birthday present. 

...Go on...
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 03, 2007, 09:52:59 PM
  Our friend Perry picked out what I bought. 


Which was....

All I know is that she's got one of them rabbit things.

It's not actually a rabbit, the thing is actually a hummingbird.  And it's got these beads inside.  The actual penis part like, oscillates.  It's crazy...it was like ninety bucks or something.  I considered it my birthday present. 

...Go on...

With what?  It's not like I've used it lately. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: annyab on August 03, 2007, 09:56:51 PM
like the rabbit? the one mentioned in sex and the city?? LOL.... yea that things epic.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 03, 2007, 09:57:46 PM
like the rabbit? the one mentioned in sex and the city?? LOL.... yea that things epic.

Most of them work in the same way, but at the store I was told that it was the one they'd gotten the most feedback on. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: annyab on August 03, 2007, 09:59:04 PM
like the rabbit? the one mentioned in sex and the city?? LOL.... yea that things epic.

Most of them work in the same way, but at the store I was told that it was the one they'd gotten the most feedback on. 
ahh, i see
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 03, 2007, 10:01:31 PM
like the rabbit? the one mentioned in sex and the city?? LOL.... yea that things epic.

Most of them work in the same way, but at the store I was told that it was the one they'd gotten the most feedback on. 
ahh, i see

If I could find a link to it, I would share.   :lol:  I've been feeling like I need to get something new though, to change things up since I'm only working with it and myself.  And I'm kind of boring.   :P
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: annyab on August 03, 2007, 10:04:41 PM
like the rabbit? the one mentioned in sex and the city?? LOL.... yea that things epic.

Most of them work in the same way, but at the store I was told that it was the one they'd gotten the most feedback on. 
ahh, i see

If I could find a link to it, I would share.   :lol:  I've been feeling like I need to get something new though, to change things up since I'm only working with it and myself.  And I'm kind of boring.   :P

LOL, I have a plain ol' vibrator... my hubby deploys a lot so some porn helps....  :oops:
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 03, 2007, 10:08:20 PM
like the rabbit? the one mentioned in sex and the city?? LOL.... yea that things epic.

Most of them work in the same way, but at the store I was told that it was the one they'd gotten the most feedback on. 
ahh, i see

If I could find a link to it, I would share.   :lol:  I've been feeling like I need to get something new though, to change things up since I'm only working with it and myself.  And I'm kind of boring.   :P

LOL, I have a plain ol' vibrator... my hubby deploys a lot so some porn helps....  :oops:

Well, I has no real person, so I rely completely on dirty movies and toys.   :x
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: annyab on August 03, 2007, 10:09:09 PM
i feel for ya. when i was dating my my hubby we spent a year apart... it was a tough year... lol
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 03, 2007, 10:09:46 PM
like the rabbit? the one mentioned in sex and the city?? LOL.... yea that things epic.

Most of them work in the same way, but at the store I was told that it was the one they'd gotten the most feedback on. 
ahh, i see

If I could find a link to it, I would share.   :lol:  I've been feeling like I need to get something new though, to change things up since I'm only working with it and myself.  And I'm kind of boring.   :P

LOL, I have a plain ol' vibrator... my hubby deploys a lot so some porn helps....  :oops:

Well, I has no real person, so I rely completely on dirty movies and toys.   :x

Hmmm...
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 03, 2007, 10:10:41 PM
like the rabbit? the one mentioned in sex and the city?? LOL.... yea that things epic.

Most of them work in the same way, but at the store I was told that it was the one they'd gotten the most feedback on. 
ahh, i see

If I could find a link to it, I would share.   :lol:  I've been feeling like I need to get something new though, to change things up since I'm only working with it and myself.  And I'm kind of boring.   :P

LOL, I have a plain ol' vibrator... my hubby deploys a lot so some porn helps....  :oops:

Well, I has no real person, so I rely completely on dirty movies and toys.   :x

Hmmm...

?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Bill Brasky on August 03, 2007, 10:13:58 PM
Chicks, porn, vibrators and booze.  Love it. 

I'll keep my game face on, though...



Gah!   Can't!     I fail...

(http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/5903/snoopydanceflipac6.gif)
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 03, 2007, 10:14:39 PM
like the rabbit? the one mentioned in sex and the city?? LOL.... yea that things epic.

Most of them work in the same way, but at the store I was told that it was the one they'd gotten the most feedback on. 
ahh, i see

If I could find a link to it, I would share.   :lol:  I've been feeling like I need to get something new though, to change things up since I'm only working with it and myself.  And I'm kind of boring.   :P

LOL, I have a plain ol' vibrator... my hubby deploys a lot so some porn helps....  :oops:

Well, I has no real person, so I rely completely on dirty movies and toys.   :x

Hmmm...

?

I was just contemplating how hot that is.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 03, 2007, 10:15:39 PM
Chicks, porn, vibrators and booze.  Love it. 

I'll keep my game face on, though...



Gah!   Can't!     I fail...

(http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/5903/snoopydanceflipac6.gif)

Yes, the House of Booze is the greatest thread ever.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 03, 2007, 10:18:44 PM
like the rabbit? the one mentioned in sex and the city?? LOL.... yea that things epic.

Most of them work in the same way, but at the store I was told that it was the one they'd gotten the most feedback on. 
ahh, i see

If I could find a link to it, I would share.   :lol:  I've been feeling like I need to get something new though, to change things up since I'm only working with it and myself.  And I'm kind of boring.   :P

LOL, I have a plain ol' vibrator... my hubby deploys a lot so some porn helps....  :oops:

Well, I has no real person, so I rely completely on dirty movies and toys.   :x

Hmmm...

?

I was just contemplating how hot that is.

Not very, I don't think. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: annyab on August 03, 2007, 10:20:08 PM
like the rabbit? the one mentioned in sex and the city?? LOL.... yea that things epic.

Most of them work in the same way, but at the store I was told that it was the one they'd gotten the most feedback on. 
ahh, i see

If I could find a link to it, I would share.   :lol:  I've been feeling like I need to get something new though, to change things up since I'm only working with it and myself.  And I'm kind of boring.   :P

LOL, I have a plain ol' vibrator... my hubby deploys a lot so some porn helps....  :oops:

Well, I has no real person, so I rely completely on dirty movies and toys.   :x

Hmmm...

?

I was just contemplating how hot that is.

Not very, I don't think. 

yeah, ditto.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 03, 2007, 10:25:40 PM
like the rabbit? the one mentioned in sex and the city?? LOL.... yea that things epic.

Most of them work in the same way, but at the store I was told that it was the one they'd gotten the most feedback on. 
ahh, i see

If I could find a link to it, I would share.   :lol:  I've been feeling like I need to get something new though, to change things up since I'm only working with it and myself.  And I'm kind of boring.   :P

LOL, I have a plain ol' vibrator... my hubby deploys a lot so some porn helps....  :oops:

Well, I has no real person, so I rely completely on dirty movies and toys.   :x

Hmmm...

?

I was just contemplating how hot that is.

Not very, I don't think. 

Then you clearly don't understand the male brain.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 03, 2007, 10:27:13 PM
like the rabbit? the one mentioned in sex and the city?? LOL.... yea that things epic.

Most of them work in the same way, but at the store I was told that it was the one they'd gotten the most feedback on. 
ahh, i see

If I could find a link to it, I would share.   :lol:  I've been feeling like I need to get something new though, to change things up since I'm only working with it and myself.  And I'm kind of boring.   :P

LOL, I have a plain ol' vibrator... my hubby deploys a lot so some porn helps....  :oops:

Well, I has no real person, so I rely completely on dirty movies and toys.   :x

Hmmm...

?

I was just contemplating how hot that is.

Not very, I don't think. 

Then you clearly don't understand the male brain.

If I understood the male brain, I would be better able to exploit its weaknesses and use them to my nefarious advantages.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 03, 2007, 10:29:08 PM
like the rabbit? the one mentioned in sex and the city?? LOL.... yea that things epic.

Most of them work in the same way, but at the store I was told that it was the one they'd gotten the most feedback on. 
ahh, i see

If I could find a link to it, I would share.   :lol:  I've been feeling like I need to get something new though, to change things up since I'm only working with it and myself.  And I'm kind of boring.   :P

LOL, I have a plain ol' vibrator... my hubby deploys a lot so some porn helps....  :oops:

Well, I has no real person, so I rely completely on dirty movies and toys.   :x

Hmmm...

?

I was just contemplating how hot that is.

Not very, I don't think. 

Then you clearly don't understand the male brain.

If I understood the male brain, I would be better able to exploit its weaknesses and use them to my nefarious advantages.

What weaknesses? 8)
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 03, 2007, 10:31:16 PM
like the rabbit? the one mentioned in sex and the city?? LOL.... yea that things epic.

Most of them work in the same way, but at the store I was told that it was the one they'd gotten the most feedback on. 
ahh, i see

If I could find a link to it, I would share.   :lol:  I've been feeling like I need to get something new though, to change things up since I'm only working with it and myself.  And I'm kind of boring.   :P

LOL, I have a plain ol' vibrator... my hubby deploys a lot so some porn helps....  :oops:

Well, I has no real person, so I rely completely on dirty movies and toys.   :x

Hmmm...

?

I was just contemplating how hot that is.

Not very, I don't think. 

Then you clearly don't understand the male brain.

If I understood the male brain, I would be better able to exploit its weaknesses and use them to my nefarious advantages.

What weaknesses? 8)

The ones that would allow me to get what I want, where I want it, and when I want it. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 03, 2007, 10:33:02 PM
like the rabbit? the one mentioned in sex and the city?? LOL.... yea that things epic.

Most of them work in the same way, but at the store I was told that it was the one they'd gotten the most feedback on. 
ahh, i see

If I could find a link to it, I would share.   :lol:  I've been feeling like I need to get something new though, to change things up since I'm only working with it and myself.  And I'm kind of boring.   :P

LOL, I have a plain ol' vibrator... my hubby deploys a lot so some porn helps....  :oops:

Well, I has no real person, so I rely completely on dirty movies and toys.   :x

Hmmm...

?

I was just contemplating how hot that is.

Not very, I don't think. 

Then you clearly don't understand the male brain.

If I understood the male brain, I would be better able to exploit its weaknesses and use them to my nefarious advantages.

What weaknesses? 8)

The ones that would allow me to get what I want, where I want it, and when I want it. 

Ah, you mean the Anima (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anima_%28Jung%29)?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 03, 2007, 10:34:55 PM
Not quite.  I just meant that if I understood how to attract them, I wouldn't have a problem. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: annyab on August 03, 2007, 10:35:45 PM
Not quite.  I just meant that if I understood how to attract them, I wouldn't have a problem. 

all I know is that when I was 15 and my hubby was 16 he really liked my ass.... he asked me out and the rest is history
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 03, 2007, 10:36:32 PM
Not quite.  I just meant that if I understood how to attract them, I wouldn't have a problem. 

Well, you have a problem taking compliments so....I wont go any further.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 03, 2007, 10:37:02 PM
Not quite.  I just meant that if I understood how to attract them, I wouldn't have a problem. 

It's called self-confidence.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 03, 2007, 10:39:45 PM
Not quite.  I just meant that if I understood how to attract them, I wouldn't have a problem. 

Well, you have a problem taking compliments so....I wont go any further.

I don't think that's it.  I think it's just that most of the men here are 90...and the ones that aren't just plain don't find me attractive. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: annyab on August 03, 2007, 10:40:00 PM
Not quite.  I just meant that if I understood how to attract them, I wouldn't have a problem. 

It's called self-confidence.

definitely. From what I can tell you are sexy and smart!! Thats hard to come by!!! Just go get em!
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 03, 2007, 10:41:46 PM
Not quite.  I just meant that if I understood how to attract them, I wouldn't have a problem. 

It's called self-confidence.

definitely. From what I can tell you are sexy and smart!! Thats hard to come by!!! Just go get em!

Thanks.  I'm trying.  It's not quite working.  All I know is that there's one in particular that has my hormones in a tailspin.   :x
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: bonerjoe on August 03, 2007, 10:42:13 PM
Not quite.  I just meant that if I understood how to attract them, I wouldn't have a problem. 

It's called self-confidence.

definitely. From what I can tell you are sexy and smart!! Thats hard to come by!!! Just go get em!

That fact is that people here have been telling her that for years now, and she still keep bitching about how nobody finds her attractive. 

The only thing I can surmise is that she doesn't really try getting laid just so she can bitch here about not getting laid. Just seems like it anyways.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 03, 2007, 10:42:23 PM
Not quite.  I just meant that if I understood how to attract them, I wouldn't have a problem. 

Well, you have a problem taking compliments so....I wont go any further.

I don't think that's it.  I think it's just that most of the men here are 90...and the ones that aren't just plain don't find me attractive. 

When you talk to someone, do you look at their eyes and have your head up?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 03, 2007, 10:44:44 PM
Not quite.  I just meant that if I understood how to attract them, I wouldn't have a problem. 

Well, you have a problem taking compliments so....I wont go any further.

I don't think that's it.  I think it's just that most of the men here are 90...and the ones that aren't just plain don't find me attractive. 

When you talk to someone, do you look at their eyes and have your head up?

Apparently I'm uncomfortable with eye contact.  So says one of my co-workers, Rik.  Because when he stares at me, I look away, or I burst out laughing.  I've always walked with my head down, too.  I was talking with the pig-in-training earlier, and so of course I was looking at him, but I don't really know.  It depends on the person, what we're talking about, and so forth.  I find myself looking away a lot, though...either because I'm uncomfortable or because I'm easily distracted. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 03, 2007, 10:45:07 PM
Not quite.  I just meant that if I understood how to attract them, I wouldn't have a problem. 

It's called self-confidence.

definitely. From what I can tell you are sexy and smart!! Thats hard to come by!!! Just go get em!

Thanks.  I'm trying.  It's not quite working.  All I know is that there's one in particular that has my hormones in a tailspin.   :x

Who would this be?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 03, 2007, 10:46:15 PM
Not quite.  I just meant that if I understood how to attract them, I wouldn't have a problem. 

It's called self-confidence.

definitely. From what I can tell you are sexy and smart!! Thats hard to come by!!! Just go get em!

Thanks.  I'm trying.  It's not quite working.  All I know is that there's one in particular that has my hormones in a tailspin.   :x

Who would this be?

Someone you probably don't want to know.   :P :?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: annyab on August 03, 2007, 10:47:13 PM
Not quite.  I just meant that if I understood how to attract them, I wouldn't have a problem. 

It's called self-confidence.

definitely. From what I can tell you are sexy and smart!! Thats hard to come by!!! Just go get em!

Thanks.  I'm trying.  It's not quite working.  All I know is that there's one in particular that has my hormones in a tailspin.   :x

awww ... that's when girls and probably men too, become the most self conscious
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 03, 2007, 10:49:59 PM
Not quite.  I just meant that if I understood how to attract them, I wouldn't have a problem. 

It's called self-confidence.

definitely. From what I can tell you are sexy and smart!! Thats hard to come by!!! Just go get em!

Thanks.  I'm trying.  It's not quite working.  All I know is that there's one in particular that has my hormones in a tailspin.   :x

awww ... that's when girls and probably men too, become the most self conscious

Yeah, and like my hormones really need to go any more batshit.  It's not like a dating kind of thing...it's pretty much just a sex thing.  I wouldn't mind the former, but I expect nothing. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 03, 2007, 10:52:36 PM
Just ask him if he wants to fuck already. It won't seem weird. People do it all the time.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 03, 2007, 10:53:40 PM
Not quite.  I just meant that if I understood how to attract them, I wouldn't have a problem. 

It's called self-confidence.

definitely. From what I can tell you are sexy and smart!! Thats hard to come by!!! Just go get em!

Thanks.  I'm trying.  It's not quite working.  All I know is that there's one in particular that has my hormones in a tailspin.   :x

awww ... that's when girls and probably men too, become the most self conscious

Yeah, and like my hormones really need to go any more batshit.  It's not like a dating kind of thing...it's pretty much just a sex thing.  I wouldn't mind the former, but I expect nothing. 

yeah just ask him. if you came up to me with the same question, well, thatd be the last bit of conversation happening

Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 03, 2007, 10:55:01 PM
Just ask him if he wants to fuck already. It won't seem weird. People do it all the time.

I've kind of tried, and I think I pretty much got nothing.   
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 03, 2007, 10:57:59 PM
Just ask him if he wants to fuck already. It won't seem weird. People do it all the time.

I've kind of tried, and I think I pretty much got nothing.   

No, I'm not talking about 'signs' or any bullshit like that.

Go up to him, give him a really sexy look, and say "Hey, do you want to fuck later?". He'll either say one of two things: "Ummm...yeah!" or "Sorry, I can't". He won't straight up say no. Just do it or suffer not knowing what COULD have been.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 03, 2007, 10:58:15 PM
Not quite.  I just meant that if I understood how to attract them, I wouldn't have a problem. 

It's called self-confidence.

definitely. From what I can tell you are sexy and smart!! Thats hard to come by!!! Just go get em!

Thanks.  I'm trying.  It's not quite working.  All I know is that there's one in particular that has my hormones in a tailspin.   :x

awww ... that's when girls and probably men too, become the most self conscious

Yeah, and like my hormones really need to go any more batshit.  It's not like a dating kind of thing...it's pretty much just a sex thing.  I wouldn't mind the former, but I expect nothing. 

yeah just ask him. if you came up to me with the same question, well, thatd be the last bit of conversation happening



Well, all of you men are different.  And I can't figure any of you out.  Apparently not all of them feel that way.   :P
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 03, 2007, 10:59:30 PM
Not quite.  I just meant that if I understood how to attract them, I wouldn't have a problem. 

It's called self-confidence.

definitely. From what I can tell you are sexy and smart!! Thats hard to come by!!! Just go get em!

Thanks.  I'm trying.  It's not quite working.  All I know is that there's one in particular that has my hormones in a tailspin.   :x

awww ... that's when girls and probably men too, become the most self conscious

Yeah, and like my hormones really need to go any more batshit.  It's not like a dating kind of thing...it's pretty much just a sex thing.  I wouldn't mind the former, but I expect nothing. 

yeah just ask him. if you came up to me with the same question, well, thatd be the last bit of conversation happening



Well, all of you men are different.  And I can't figure any of you out.  Apparently not all of them feel that way.   :P

Trust me, if he doesn't have a girlfriend, let him get a whiff of the stenchpie.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 03, 2007, 10:59:45 PM
Just ask him if he wants to fuck already. It won't seem weird. People do it all the time.

I've kind of tried, and I think I pretty much got nothing.   

No, I'm not talking about 'signs' or any bullshit like that.

Go up to him, give him a really sexy look, and say "Hey, do you want to fuck later?". He'll either say one of two things: "Ummm...yeah!" or "Sorry, I can't". He won't straight up say no. Just do it or suffer not knowing what COULD have been.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I get nothing.  Once, I made a passing comment about it in a joking sort of manner, and he was completely floored that I just came out of nowhere with it.  But since we're both usually working when we're in the same building, it's not too convenient to...things. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 03, 2007, 11:02:14 PM
Just ask him if he wants to fuck already. It won't seem weird. People do it all the time.

I've kind of tried, and I think I pretty much got nothing.   

No, I'm not talking about 'signs' or any bullshit like that.

Go up to him, give him a really sexy look, and say "Hey, do you want to fuck later?". He'll either say one of two things: "Ummm...yeah!" or "Sorry, I can't". He won't straight up say no. Just do it or suffer not knowing what COULD have been.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I get nothing.  Once, I made a passing comment about it in a joking sort of manner, and he was completely floored that I just came out of nowhere with it.  But since we're both usually working when we're in the same building, it's not too convenient to...things. 

Try some physical contact next time you see him. Brush up against his arm. Put your hand on his shoulder. Drop a pair of sunglasses in front of him and go "oops!" and as he reaches down to pick them up for you, reach down too and put your hand on his. Then look into his eyes. Somewhere in the background you'll hear This Magic Moment playing.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 03, 2007, 11:06:12 PM
Just ask him if he wants to fuck already. It won't seem weird. People do it all the time.

I've kind of tried, and I think I pretty much got nothing.   

No, I'm not talking about 'signs' or any bullshit like that.

Go up to him, give him a really sexy look, and say "Hey, do you want to fuck later?". He'll either say one of two things: "Ummm...yeah!" or "Sorry, I can't". He won't straight up say no. Just do it or suffer not knowing what COULD have been.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I get nothing.  Once, I made a passing comment about it in a joking sort of manner, and he was completely floored that I just came out of nowhere with it.  But since we're both usually working when we're in the same building, it's not too convenient to...things. 

Try some physical contact next time you see him. Brush up against his arm. Put your hand on his shoulder. Drop a pair of sunglasses in front of him and go "oops!" and as he reaches down to pick them up for you, reach down too and put your hand on his. Then look into his eyes. Somewhere in the background you'll hear This Magic Moment playing.

Well, the only time I ever see the guy is when I'm tooling through the mall.  He always stops me though.  Or if I'm hanging out at the kiosk to take a break from my store. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 03, 2007, 11:11:55 PM
Just ask him if he wants to fuck already. It won't seem weird. People do it all the time.

I've kind of tried, and I think I pretty much got nothing.   

No, I'm not talking about 'signs' or any bullshit like that.

Go up to him, give him a really sexy look, and say "Hey, do you want to fuck later?". He'll either say one of two things: "Ummm...yeah!" or "Sorry, I can't". He won't straight up say no. Just do it or suffer not knowing what COULD have been.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I get nothing.  Once, I made a passing comment about it in a joking sort of manner, and he was completely floored that I just came out of nowhere with it.  But since we're both usually working when we're in the same building, it's not too convenient to...things. 

Try some physical contact next time you see him. Brush up against his arm. Put your hand on his shoulder. Drop a pair of sunglasses in front of him and go "oops!" and as he reaches down to pick them up for you, reach down too and put your hand on his. Then look into his eyes. Somewhere in the background you'll hear This Magic Moment playing.

Well, the only time I ever see the guy is when I'm tooling through the mall.  He always stops me though.  Or if I'm hanging out at the kiosk to take a break from my store. 

He likes you.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: tanstaafl1981 on August 03, 2007, 11:18:13 PM
um...yeah, we really aren't that complicated.  Basically, I think we can either be divided into two groups.  Either we're attached and want to fuck, or we're single and want to fuck.  Really, its not that complicated.

For the "house of booze" conversation.  Everyone should drink Maker's Mark and the world would be happy.  :D
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 03, 2007, 11:19:27 PM
Just ask him if he wants to fuck already. It won't seem weird. People do it all the time.

I've kind of tried, and I think I pretty much got nothing.   

No, I'm not talking about 'signs' or any bullshit like that.

Go up to him, give him a really sexy look, and say "Hey, do you want to fuck later?". He'll either say one of two things: "Ummm...yeah!" or "Sorry, I can't". He won't straight up say no. Just do it or suffer not knowing what COULD have been.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I get nothing.  Once, I made a passing comment about it in a joking sort of manner, and he was completely floored that I just came out of nowhere with it.  But since we're both usually working when we're in the same building, it's not too convenient to...things. 

Try some physical contact next time you see him. Brush up against his arm. Put your hand on his shoulder. Drop a pair of sunglasses in front of him and go "oops!" and as he reaches down to pick them up for you, reach down too and put your hand on his. Then look into his eyes. Somewhere in the background you'll hear This Magic Moment playing.

Well, the only time I ever see the guy is when I'm tooling through the mall.  He always stops me though.  Or if I'm hanging out at the kiosk to take a break from my store. 

He likes you.

Occasionally he'll walk by and whistle at me, but it's nothing major.  I mean, he's a nice guy.  I'd probably go ahead and have this man's children if he so desired.  But like I said, I'm not too caught up in it.  I'm just crazy horny, and when I get crazy horny, shit hits the fan. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 03, 2007, 11:20:15 PM
um...yeah, we really aren't that complicated.  Basically, I think we can either be divided into two groups.  Either we're attached and want to fuck, or we're single and want to fuck.  Really, its not that complicated.

For the "house of booze" conversation.  Everyone should drink Maker's Mark and the world would be happy.  :D

I need proof.  The first part. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 03, 2007, 11:24:08 PM
um...yeah, we really aren't that complicated.  Basically, I think we can either be divided into two groups.  Either we're attached and want to fuck, or we're single and want to fuck.  Really, its not that complicated.

For the "house of booze" conversation.  Everyone should drink Maker's Mark and the world would be happy.  :D

I need proof.  The first part. 

So go get some!
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 03, 2007, 11:29:10 PM
um...yeah, we really aren't that complicated.  Basically, I think we can either be divided into two groups.  Either we're attached and want to fuck, or we're single and want to fuck.  Really, its not that complicated.

For the "house of booze" conversation.  Everyone should drink Maker's Mark and the world would be happy.  :D

I need proof.  The first part. 

So go get some!

I'm trying.  It's a total epic fail! 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: bonerjoe on August 03, 2007, 11:35:12 PM
um...yeah, we really aren't that complicated.  Basically, I think we can either be divided into two groups.  Either we're attached and want to fuck, or we're single and want to fuck.  Really, its not that complicated.

For the "house of booze" conversation.  Everyone should drink Maker's Mark and the world would be happy.  :D

I need proof.  The first part. 

So go get some!

I'm trying.  It's a total epic fail! 

Bullshit.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 03, 2007, 11:36:19 PM
um...yeah, we really aren't that complicated.  Basically, I think we can either be divided into two groups.  Either we're attached and want to fuck, or we're single and want to fuck.  Really, its not that complicated.

For the "house of booze" conversation.  Everyone should drink Maker's Mark and the world would be happy.  :D

I need proof.  The first part. 

So go get some!

I'm trying.  It's a total epic fail! 

Drive up here.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 03, 2007, 11:37:07 PM
um...yeah, we really aren't that complicated.  Basically, I think we can either be divided into two groups.  Either we're attached and want to fuck, or we're single and want to fuck.  Really, its not that complicated.

For the "house of booze" conversation.  Everyone should drink Maker's Mark and the world would be happy.  :D

I need proof.  The first part. 

So go get some!

I'm trying.  It's a total epic fail! 

Bullshit.

Which part?!  I'm doing everything I can think of aside from actually raping the guy.  I can't tell if he wants it or not!  That = fail.  I even almost went into Victoria's Secret and bought something tonight, but then I rationalized myself out of it. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 03, 2007, 11:43:06 PM
um...yeah, we really aren't that complicated.  Basically, I think we can either be divided into two groups.  Either we're attached and want to fuck, or we're single and want to fuck.  Really, its not that complicated.

For the "house of booze" conversation.  Everyone should drink Maker's Mark and the world would be happy.  :D

I need proof.  The first part. 

So go get some!

I'm trying.  It's a total epic fail! 

Drive up here.

I'm not sure you've thought this cunning plan all the way through.   :lol:
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 03, 2007, 11:43:52 PM
um...yeah, we really aren't that complicated.  Basically, I think we can either be divided into two groups.  Either we're attached and want to fuck, or we're single and want to fuck.  Really, its not that complicated.

For the "house of booze" conversation.  Everyone should drink Maker's Mark and the world would be happy.  :D

I need proof.  The first part. 

So go get some!

I'm trying.  It's a total epic fail! 

Drive up here.

I'm not sure you've thought this cunning plan all the way through.   :lol:

Meh, fine then.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 03, 2007, 11:45:34 PM
um...yeah, we really aren't that complicated.  Basically, I think we can either be divided into two groups.  Either we're attached and want to fuck, or we're single and want to fuck.  Really, its not that complicated.

For the "house of booze" conversation.  Everyone should drink Maker's Mark and the world would be happy.  :D

I need proof.  The first part. 

So go get some!

I'm trying.  It's a total epic fail! 

Drive up here.

I'm not sure you've thought this cunning plan all the way through.   :lol:

Meh, fine then.

I'd show up and you'd be like "oh", and probably be disappointed.   :?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Elitist Bitch on August 03, 2007, 11:52:32 PM
So, I have some cheap-ass vodka, and need a mixer that will make it taste less cheap.  Any suggestions?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 03, 2007, 11:54:42 PM
So, I have some cheap-ass vodka, and need a mixer that will make it taste less cheap.  Any suggestions?

Something disgustingly sugary. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Elitist Bitch on August 03, 2007, 11:56:56 PM
I think it's time for Bullfrogs!

Bullfrogs are two parts vodka to one part mountain Dew, with a Kool-Aid packet mixed in.  We used to drink Monarch vodka this way.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 03, 2007, 11:57:28 PM
I think it's time for Bullfrogs!

Bullfrogs are two parts vodka to one part mountain Dew, with a Kool-Aid packet mixed in.  We used to drink Monarch vodka this way.

See, the fun arrives.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: bonerjoe on August 03, 2007, 11:57:45 PM
I'm not sure you've thought this cunning plan all the way through.   :lol:

Meh, fine then.

Are you starting to get it now, John?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 03, 2007, 11:58:04 PM
um...yeah, we really aren't that complicated.  Basically, I think we can either be divided into two groups.  Either we're attached and want to fuck, or we're single and want to fuck.  Really, its not that complicated.

For the "house of booze" conversation.  Everyone should drink Maker's Mark and the world would be happy.  :D

I need proof.  The first part. 

So go get some!

I'm trying.  It's a total epic fail! 

Drive up here.

I'm not sure you've thought this cunning plan all the way through.   :lol:

Meh, fine then.

I'd show up and you'd be like "oh", and probably be disappointed.   :?

If you say so.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: bonerjoe on August 03, 2007, 11:58:42 PM
So, I have some cheap-ass vodka, and need a mixer that will make it taste less cheap.  Any suggestions?

RC Cola. That or Tahitian Treat.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Elitist Bitch on August 04, 2007, 12:02:06 AM
We don't have either one here.  But the convenience store at the end of the block has Dew.  I went to the bar, but it was so like a reunion from one of my old jobs that I had to bolt.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 04, 2007, 12:03:26 AM
um...yeah, we really aren't that complicated.  Basically, I think we can either be divided into two groups.  Either we're attached and want to fuck, or we're single and want to fuck.  Really, its not that complicated.

For the "house of booze" conversation.  Everyone should drink Maker's Mark and the world would be happy.  :D

I need proof.  The first part. 

So go get some!

I'm trying.  It's a total epic fail! 

Drive up here.

I'm not sure you've thought this cunning plan all the way through.   :lol:

Meh, fine then.

I'd show up and you'd be like "oh", and probably be disappointed.   :?

If you say so.

Well, I'm no supermodel, and I'm not quite as flexible as a porn star.   :lol:
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: bonerjoe on August 04, 2007, 12:05:57 AM
I have both, and the RC is mixed with Cruzan Navy rum at the moment.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Elitist Bitch on August 04, 2007, 12:07:07 AM
I can't drink Cruzan anymore since I played the CSI Miami drinking game with it and drank just shy of a fifth of the stuff.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: bonerjoe on August 04, 2007, 12:09:07 AM
I can't drink Cruzan anymore since I played the CSI Miami drinking game with it and drank just shy of a fifth of the stuff.

Damn, woman.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 04, 2007, 12:12:13 AM
I can't drink Cruzan anymore since I played the CSI Miami drinking game with it and drank just shy of a fifth of the stuff.

Jesus shit.  I'm surprised you didn't die. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 04, 2007, 12:14:35 AM
I'm not sure you've thought this cunning plan all the way through.   :lol:

Meh, fine then.

Are you starting to get it now, John?

He probably will after a few more months, when he realizes it's the same thing again and again.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Elitist Bitch on August 04, 2007, 12:15:33 AM
So am I.  I even remember walking home and getting to my room.  I did consume this alcohol over three or four hours, and had dinner during that time.  I woke up the next morning still drunk, an hour after I was supposed to be at work.  I called in sick, and I honestly wanted to die.  Never again.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 04, 2007, 12:16:35 AM
So am I.  I even remember walking home and getting to my room.  I did consume this alcohol over three or four hours, and had dinner during that time.  I woke up the next morning still drunk, an hour after I was supposed to be at work.  I called in sick, and I honestly wanted to die.  Never again.

You're just so tiny though...seriously. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Bill Brasky on August 04, 2007, 12:17:02 AM
Death by alcohol is pretty rare.  I've only accomplished it twice.  
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Elitist Bitch on August 04, 2007, 12:19:27 AM
I had a friend that used to beer bong wine.  She beer bonged four bottles of wine and spent the night in the local medical center getting her stomach pumped or whatever it is they do.  I probably had alcohol poisoning, but I don't know for sure.  My mom called that morning and when I answered and told her I was sick, she says, "The tequila flu's a bitch, isn't it?"

I never can fool her.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 04, 2007, 12:22:06 AM
Death by alcohol is pretty rare.  I've only accomplished it twice. 

I think I just pissed a little.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 04, 2007, 12:22:59 AM
Death by alcohol is pretty rare.  I've only accomplished it twice. 

I think I just pissed a little.

Yeah, I almost had Diet Coke come out of my nose.  Sexy, I know.   :lol:
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: bonerjoe on August 04, 2007, 12:24:20 AM
I had a friend that used to beer bong wine.  She beer bonged four bottles of wine and spent the night in the local medical center getting her stomach pumped or whatever it is they do.

I get more drunk off wine than anything else, and it lasts a fuckload longer. I down a bottle of Reisling and I'm trashed for the next 2 days.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 04, 2007, 12:25:05 AM
Jay trashed is the funniest thing in the world.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: bonerjoe on August 04, 2007, 12:26:39 AM
Jay trashed is the funniest thing in the world.

I'm a funny drunk, and I don't try and molest people either.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 04, 2007, 12:29:26 AM
Jay trashed is the funniest thing in the world.

I'm a funny drunk, and I don't try and molest people either.

"You MOTHER FUCKERRR! YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!"

Imagine a 400 pound 6'5" guy shouting that at midnight in a motel room in only his boxers, while he does a fucking belly flop from 5 feet in the air onto his bed and bounces off of it.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 04, 2007, 12:30:04 AM
Jay trashed is the funniest thing in the world.

I'm a funny drunk, and I don't try and molest people either.

"You MOTHER FUCKERRR! YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!"

Imagine a 400 pound 6'5" guy shouting that at midnight in a motel room in only his boxers, while he does a fucking belly flop from 5 feet in the air onto his bed and bounces off of it.

No.   :shock:
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 04, 2007, 12:30:45 AM
Jay trashed is the funniest thing in the world.

I'm a funny drunk, and I don't try and molest people either.

"You MOTHER FUCKERRR! YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!"

Imagine a 400 pound 6'5" guy shouting that at midnight in a motel room in only his boxers, while he does a fucking belly flop from 5 feet in the air onto his bed and bounces off of it.

No.   :shock:

I didn't just imagine it.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Bill Brasky on August 04, 2007, 12:33:46 AM
I was getting souped up one night and ran out of beer, there was a bottle of Riunite crap in the fridge from a failed social call, and so I drank it.  It did nothing.  (her choice, not mine.  I don't pick wine)

I was then relaying the experience to Corvette Jimmy and he explained to me, you need four bottles and a chick.  One before dinner, one during, one after, then the fourth when you're getting busy.  

I'll have to try it.  

Jay trashed is the funniest thing in the world.

I'm a funny drunk, and I don't try and molest people either.

"You MOTHER FUCKERRR! YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!"

Imagine a 400 pound 6'5" guy shouting that at midnight in a motel room in only his boxers, while he does a fucking belly flop from 5 feet in the air onto his bed and bounces off of it.

Yeah, thats why sally wasn't invited to share the couch.  No offense, J.  But that woulda been kinda...  Intense.  
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: bonerjoe on August 04, 2007, 12:36:05 AM
Yeah, thats why sally wasn't invited to share the couch.  No offense, J.  But that woulda been kinda...  Intense. 

That's why I didn't do salvia when I was there, I figured nobody would be able to stop me if I started acting like Josh did. Yeeeee.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 04, 2007, 12:39:45 AM
Yeah, but it has different effects on different people. Who's to say you wouldn't have just seen a massive black hole in front of you?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: bonerjoe on August 04, 2007, 12:40:26 AM
Who's to say you wouldn't have just seen a massive black hole in front of you?

Fuck, don't remind me.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Brent on August 04, 2007, 01:30:52 AM
fnshd lbwsk chllng.  Typng wtht vwls t sv nrgy. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Brent on August 04, 2007, 01:31:22 AM
xcpt whn y cnts s vwl.  'm typng y nywy.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: bonerjoe on August 04, 2007, 01:37:14 AM
-1
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 04, 2007, 01:39:08 AM
xcpt whn y cnts s vwl.  'm typng y nywy.

w s tht.   :P
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Brent on August 04, 2007, 01:42:24 AM
'm trd
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Bill Brasky on August 04, 2007, 08:23:05 AM
Quote
Yo tell the world to hold their breath they're breathing the wrong air
This planet belongs to me and this hippy with long hair
Two white boys who spike punch and light joints
Hang around drugs loud music and like noise
Slim Shady and Brown Trucker another bunch of mother fuckers
Who hate the world as much as each other
And I ain't leaving this party tonight
Till I see some naked bitches dancin around drunk touchin each other
Rum and Pepsi got your perception of me sketchy
Cause when I stage dive people are scared to catch me
Cause all I do is curse and fuck
So when I do shrooms you all better give me two rooms
Cause I'm fuckin the first one up
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 04, 2007, 01:42:59 PM
Quote
I smoke two joints in the morning.
I smoke two joints at night.
I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright.
I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war.
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints,
And then I smoke two more.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Elitist Bitch on August 04, 2007, 02:15:39 PM
FINALLY going to the drive-in tonight.  Transformers and Ratatouille.

We're thinking iced coffee for drinks, since we never seem to get home before 3 AM.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: bonerjoe on August 04, 2007, 02:43:23 PM
We're thinking iced coffee for drinks

Iced coffee is the ultimate beverage. I drink it by the quart.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 04, 2007, 02:49:16 PM
We're thinking iced coffee for drinks

Iced coffee is the ultimate beverage. I drink it by the quart.

Yeah, its almost impossible to make it at home to where its good enough to drink.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: bonerjoe on August 04, 2007, 02:51:51 PM
We're thinking iced coffee for drinks

Iced coffee is the ultimate beverage. I drink it by the quart.

Yeah, its almost impossible to make it at home to where its good enough to drink.

I buy coffee by the pound at Dunkin' Donuts and it always tastes awesome. But then I'm just a cream and sugar kind of guy. Flavor syrups could complicate things.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 05, 2007, 11:44:10 AM
We're thinking iced coffee for drinks

Iced coffee is the ultimate beverage. I drink it by the quart.

Yeah, its almost impossible to make it at home to where its good enough to drink.

I buy coffee by the pound at Dunkin' Donuts and it always tastes awesome. But then I'm just a cream and sugar kind of guy. Flavor syrups could complicate things.

Yeah, fuck flavored coffee. At Dunkin' Donuts, it's just "large coffee (cold or hot, depending on the season) with cream and sugar. I need to try their bulk whole bean stuff. I usually just get Millstone, but I'm gettin' fuckin' sick of it.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 05, 2007, 11:46:35 AM
I'm not drinking today, I got a huge teacher's meeting early in the A.M. tomorrow. Perhaps I'll attempt to homebrew some iced coffee.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: annyab on August 05, 2007, 11:47:29 AM
 :(  The closest dunkin donuts is over an hour from me.... I have GOT TO move back home!!!
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Elitist Bitch on August 05, 2007, 11:51:00 AM
Foiled on the drive-in again--it rained.  I'm sitting down with a cup of hot coffee before the NASCAR race begins.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 05, 2007, 11:59:56 AM
Foiled on the drive-in again--it rained.  I'm sitting down with a cup of hot coffee before the NASCAR race begins.

The last thing I saw at the drive-in was Grindhouse. It was oh-so-sweet.
Check yo' email, foo'.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Elitist Bitch on August 05, 2007, 12:33:33 PM
Checked and sent back :)
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 05, 2007, 07:53:31 PM
I've never been to the drive-in.  It just sounds like an easier way to have sex at the movies, though. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 05, 2007, 07:56:13 PM
I've never been to the drive-in.  It just sounds like an easier way to have sex at the movies, though. 

Why must you bring up sex constantly in my house? Damn you.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 05, 2007, 08:04:54 PM
I've never been to the drive-in.  It just sounds like an easier way to have sex at the movies, though. 

Why must you bring up sex constantly in my house? Damn you.

Well, I've only ever seen drive-in scenarios in movies, and in those movies at least two occupants of at least one car were making out and/or attempting to fornicate. 

Also, I'm really horny. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 05, 2007, 08:17:58 PM
I've never been to the drive-in.  It just sounds like an easier way to have sex at the movies, though. 

Why must you bring up sex constantly in my house? Damn you.

Well, I've only ever seen drive-in scenarios in movies, and in those movies at least two occupants of at least one car were making out and/or attempting to fornicate. 

Also, I'm really horny. 

And I got gas money.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: bonerjoe on August 05, 2007, 08:19:06 PM
And I got gas money.

But, but, but.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 05, 2007, 08:55:04 PM
And I got gas money.

But, but, but.

"You'd get here and wouldn't like what you see! :lol: :lol: :lol:".

This is a long-waited opportunity knocking on Lindsey's door.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: bonerjoe on August 05, 2007, 08:55:35 PM
And I got gas money.

But, but, but.

"You'd get here and wouldn't like what you see! :lol: :lol: :lol:".

This is a long-waited opportunity knocking on Lindsey's door.

She could have a 15 dick orgy right now if she wanted to.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 05, 2007, 09:06:27 PM
That sounds grody. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: bonerjoe on August 05, 2007, 09:10:21 PM
That sounds grody. 

Excuses, excuses.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 05, 2007, 09:10:30 PM
That sounds grody. 

Yeah I could never be in a situation where my dick was not the main attraction.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 05, 2007, 09:12:42 PM
That sounds grody. 

Excuses, excuses.

Well, it does sound grody.  I only take dicks one at a time.   :P
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: bonerjoe on August 05, 2007, 09:13:19 PM
That sounds grody. 

Excuses, excuses.

Well, it does sound grody.  I only take dicks one at a time.   :P

Prove it.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 05, 2007, 09:16:46 PM
That sounds grody. 

Excuses, excuses.

Well, it does sound grody.  I only take dicks one at a time.   :P

Prove it.

...

And how would you suggest I accomplish this? 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 05, 2007, 09:17:07 PM
Seriously though. You've got a semi-attractive anarcho-capitalist that you've been talking to for months on the internet wanting to hook up with you and have sex, while all along he's willing to pay for the gas money to drive down to where you live...not to mention you've been horny as hell for the past couple of weeks, can't get any, and this guy that shares YOUR philosophy on life is practically bouncing signs off your head saying that he wants to fuck, fuck, fuck.

Sure, you might not know him that well in real life...but who's to say you can't spend a day out on the town not having sex getting to know each other, and then that night having him plow you like Farmer John?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: bonerjoe on August 05, 2007, 09:26:07 PM
Seriously though. You've got a semi-attractive anarcho-capitalist that you've been talking to for months on the internet wanting to hook up with you and have sex, while all along he's willing to pay for the gas money to drive down to where you live...not to mention you've been horny as hell for the past couple of weeks, can't get any, and this guy that shares YOUR philosophy on life is practically bouncing signs off your head saying that he wants to fuck, fuck, fuck.

Sure, you might not know him that well in real life...but who's to say you can't spend a day out on the town not having sex getting to know each other, and then that night having him plow you like Farmer John?

+1
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 05, 2007, 09:27:45 PM
Seriously though. You've got a semi-attractive anarcho-capitalist that you've been talking to for months on the internet wanting to hook up with you and have sex, while all along he's willing to pay for the gas money to drive down to where you live...not to mention you've been horny as hell for the past couple of weeks, can't get any, and this guy that shares YOUR philosophy on life is practically bouncing signs off your head saying that he wants to fuck, fuck, fuck.

Sure, you might not know him that well in real life...but who's to say you can't spend a day out on the town not having sex getting to know each other, and then that night having him plow you like Farmer John?

Yeah, I knew you were cool for some reason.
But semi-attractive man, I have feelings too...*sniffle*
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 05, 2007, 09:28:21 PM
Well, if he says you're hot people might think he's gay.   :P
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 05, 2007, 09:28:41 PM
Seriously though. You've got a semi-attractive anarcho-capitalist that you've been talking to for months on the internet wanting to hook up with you and have sex, while all along he's willing to pay for the gas money to drive down to where you live...not to mention you've been horny as hell for the past couple of weeks, can't get any, and this guy that shares YOUR philosophy on life is practically bouncing signs off your head saying that he wants to fuck, fuck, fuck.

Sure, you might not know him that well in real life...but who's to say you can't spend a day out on the town not having sex getting to know each other, and then that night having him plow you like Farmer John?

Yeah, I knew you were cool for some reason.
But semi-attractive man, I have feelings too...*sniffle*

I just didn't want to sound gay.

YOU'RE FUCKING BEAUTIFUL, MAN!

How's that?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 05, 2007, 09:29:30 PM
Seriously though. You've got a semi-attractive anarcho-capitalist that you've been talking to for months on the internet wanting to hook up with you and have sex, while all along he's willing to pay for the gas money to drive down to where you live...not to mention you've been horny as hell for the past couple of weeks, can't get any, and this guy that shares YOUR philosophy on life is practically bouncing signs off your head saying that he wants to fuck, fuck, fuck.

Sure, you might not know him that well in real life...but who's to say you can't spend a day out on the town not having sex getting to know each other, and then that night having him plow you like Farmer John?

Yeah, I knew you were cool for some reason.
But semi-attractive man, I have feelings too...*sniffle*

I just didn't want to sound gay.

YOU'RE FUCKING BEAUTIFUL, MAN!

How's that?

Its gay I guess.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 05, 2007, 09:31:22 PM
Seriously though. You've got a semi-attractive anarcho-capitalist that you've been talking to for months on the internet wanting to hook up with you and have sex, while all along he's willing to pay for the gas money to drive down to where you live...not to mention you've been horny as hell for the past couple of weeks, can't get any, and this guy that shares YOUR philosophy on life is practically bouncing signs off your head saying that he wants to fuck, fuck, fuck.

Sure, you might not know him that well in real life...but who's to say you can't spend a day out on the town not having sex getting to know each other, and then that night having him plow you like Farmer John?

Yeah, I knew you were cool for some reason.
But semi-attractive man, I have feelings too...*sniffle*

I just didn't want to sound gay.

YOU'RE FUCKING BEAUTIFUL, MAN!

How's that?

Its gay I guess.

Exactly, that's why I don't judge guys.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: aquabanianskakid on August 05, 2007, 09:42:38 PM
I'll do it for you Josh.


YOU ARE SO FUCKING HOT MY RETINAS ARE ON FIRE! WHO WOULDN'T WANT A PIECE OF THAT MAN MEAT?!
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 05, 2007, 09:45:33 PM
I'll do it for you Josh.


YOU ARE SO FUCKING HOT MY RETINAS ARE ON FIRE! WHO WOULDN'T WANT A PIECE OF THAT MAN MEAT?!

Down, Bob. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Bill Brasky on August 05, 2007, 09:46:56 PM
Whatever happens after this is clearly a case of self defense. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 05, 2007, 09:47:47 PM
Whatever happens after this is clearly a case of self defense. 

I have to now go into the prison fetal position.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 05, 2007, 09:47:55 PM
Whatever happens after this is clearly a case of self defense. 

ROFL.   :lol:
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 05, 2007, 09:48:30 PM
Whatever happens after this is clearly a case of self defense. 

I have to now go into the prison fetal position.

Is that different from the regular fetal position? 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: aquabanianskakid on August 05, 2007, 09:49:10 PM
I'll do it for you Josh.


YOU ARE SO FUCKING HOT MY RETINAS ARE ON FIRE! WHO WOULDN'T WANT A PIECE OF THAT MAN MEAT?!

Down, Bob. 

I think I scared him instead of boosting his self confidence...
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 05, 2007, 09:49:42 PM
Whatever happens after this is clearly a case of self defense. 

I have to now go into the prison fetal position.

Is that different from the regular fetal position? 

Yes, one in which you cover your ass.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: annyab on August 05, 2007, 09:49:52 PM
Whatever happens after this is clearly a case of self defense. 

I have to now go into the prison fetal position.

Is that different from the regular fetal position? 

clenched ass-cheeks?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 05, 2007, 09:51:57 PM
Whatever happens after this is clearly a case of self defense. 

I have to now go into the prison fetal position.

Is that different from the regular fetal position? 

Yes, one in which you cover your ass.

Sounds painful. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: bonerjoe on August 05, 2007, 09:53:07 PM
Whatever happens after this is clearly a case of self defense. 

I have to now go into the prison fetal position.

Is that different from the regular fetal position? 

Yes, one in which you cover your ass.

Sounds painful. 

Those who refuse to be assed have no right to an opinion.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: annyab on August 05, 2007, 09:53:13 PM
Whatever happens after this is clearly a case of self defense. 

I have to now go into the prison fetal position.

Is that different from the regular fetal position? 

Yes, one in which you cover your ass.
reminds me of American History X
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: aquabanianskakid on August 05, 2007, 09:54:41 PM
I've said it before and I'll say it again... it isn't your ass I'm interested in.  :lol:
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 05, 2007, 09:55:58 PM
I've said it before and I'll say it again... it isn't your ass I'm interested in.  :lol:

Do I need to get the hose? 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 05, 2007, 09:58:03 PM
I've said it before and I'll say it again... it isn't your ass I'm interested in.  :lol:

Do I need to get the hose? 

A firehouse.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: bonerjoe on August 05, 2007, 09:59:35 PM
I've said it before and I'll say it again... it isn't your ass I'm interested in.  :lol:

Do I need to get the hose? 

A firehouse.

Is that the preferred method for stalkers?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 05, 2007, 10:02:29 PM
I've said it before and I'll say it again... it isn't your ass I'm interested in.  :lol:

Do I need to get the hose? 

A firehouse.

I could distract him by showing him my boobies, but then he'd chase after me.  And when he was finished, he'd go back to chasing you.   :P
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 05, 2007, 10:03:27 PM
I've said it before and I'll say it again... it isn't your ass I'm interested in.  :lol:

Do I need to get the hose? 

A firehouse.

I could distract him by showing him my boobies, but then he'd chase after me.  And when he was finished, he'd go back to chasing you.   :P

Distract ME that way.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 05, 2007, 10:11:39 PM
I've said it before and I'll say it again... it isn't your ass I'm interested in.  :lol:

Do I need to get the hose? 

A firehouse.

I could distract him by showing him my boobies, but then he'd chase after me.  And when he was finished, he'd go back to chasing you.   :P

Distract ME that way.

Didn't I already give you permission to touch me? 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 05, 2007, 10:11:48 PM
Fuk...this filthy thread moves fast! Shall I get filthy? Do you want to see me get filthy?

Dear god no.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 05, 2007, 10:14:00 PM
I've said it before and I'll say it again... it isn't your ass I'm interested in.  :lol:

Do I need to get the hose? 

A firehouse.

I could distract him by showing him my boobies, but then he'd chase after me.  And when he was finished, he'd go back to chasing you.   :P

Distract ME that way.

Didn't I already give you permission to touch me? 

Don't remember that, no....
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 05, 2007, 10:15:03 PM
Oh, okay.  Fine then.  You are now granted permission to touch me.  Use it wisely. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: aquabanianskakid on August 05, 2007, 10:15:56 PM
I've said it before and I'll say it again... it isn't your ass I'm interested in.  :lol:

Do I need to get the hose? 

A firehouse.

I could distract him by showing him my boobies, but then he'd chase after me.  And when he was finished, he'd go back to chasing you.   :P

Distract ME that way.

Distract Us that way.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 05, 2007, 10:16:19 PM
Oh, okay.  Fine then.  You are now granted permission to touch me.  Use it wisely. 

He'll be down there in 10 hours.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: bonerjoe on August 05, 2007, 10:22:11 PM
Who wants to shave my legs?

Who wants to remove my adam's apple, as I bite down on a whiskey soaked towel?

Ok.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: bonerjoe on August 05, 2007, 10:37:31 PM
Who wants to shave my legs?

Who wants to remove my adam's apple, as I bite down on a whiskey soaked towel?

Ok.

Do you want to crazy glue yer pubes to my brain????

I'd have to let some grow back first.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 05, 2007, 10:42:08 PM
Who wants to shave my legs?

Who wants to remove my adam's apple, as I bite down on a whiskey soaked towel?

Ok.

Do you want to crazy glue yer pubes to my brain????

I'd have to let some grow back first.

Shaving sucks.  Have you found a better method? 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 05, 2007, 10:43:25 PM
Who wants to shave my legs?

Who wants to remove my adam's apple, as I bite down on a whiskey soaked towel?

Ok.

Do you want to crazy glue yer pubes to my brain????

I'd have to let some grow back first.

Shaving sucks.  Have you found a better method? 

Its easy, takes two seconds. The shower be the best place.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 05, 2007, 10:44:28 PM
Who wants to shave my legs?

Who wants to remove my adam's apple, as I bite down on a whiskey soaked towel?

Ok.

Do you want to crazy glue yer pubes to my brain????

I'd have to let some grow back first.

Shaving sucks.  Have you found a better method? 

Its easy, takes two seconds. The shower be the best place.

Are you talking about shaving?  It is not easy, nor does it take two seconds.   :shock:
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 05, 2007, 10:45:23 PM
Who wants to shave my legs?

Who wants to remove my adam's apple, as I bite down on a whiskey soaked towel?

Ok.

Do you want to crazy glue yer pubes to my brain????

I'd have to let some grow back first.

Shaving sucks.  Have you found a better method? 

Its easy, takes two seconds. The shower be the best place.

Are you talking about shaving?  It is not easy, nor does it take two seconds.   :shock:

It doesn't take ME long I'm saying.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 05, 2007, 10:45:59 PM
My friend used his dad's razor to shave his pubes, and then his dad used it to shave the next morning.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: bonerjoe on August 05, 2007, 10:48:43 PM
Shaving sucks.  Have you found a better method? 

I don't shave, I trim. Buzzcut.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 05, 2007, 10:49:55 PM
Who wants to shave my legs?

Who wants to remove my adam's apple, as I bite down on a whiskey soaked towel?

Ok.

Do you want to crazy glue yer pubes to my brain????

I'd have to let some grow back first.

Shaving sucks.  Have you found a better method? 

Its easy, takes two seconds. The shower be the best place.

Are you talking about shaving?  It is not easy, nor does it take two seconds.   :shock:

It doesn't take ME long I'm saying.

Are you shaving your face?  Because I'm not.   :P
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: annyab on August 05, 2007, 10:50:04 PM
My friend used his dad's razor to shave his pubes, and then his dad used it to shave the next morning.

that's just wrong
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 05, 2007, 10:50:41 PM
Shaving sucks.  Have you found a better method? 

I don't shave, I trim. Buzzcut.

Interesting.  I thought about getting waxed, but...ow.  And it sounds kind of awkward. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: annyab on August 05, 2007, 10:51:02 PM
Who wants to shave my legs?

Who wants to remove my adam's apple, as I bite down on a whiskey soaked towel?

Ok.

Do you want to crazy glue yer pubes to my brain????

I'd have to let some grow back first.

Shaving sucks.  

especially around the knees :(
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 05, 2007, 10:51:44 PM
Who wants to shave my legs?

Who wants to remove my adam's apple, as I bite down on a whiskey soaked towel?

Ok.

Do you want to crazy glue yer pubes to my brain????

I'd have to let some grow back first.

Shaving sucks.  Have you found a better method? 

Its easy, takes two seconds. The shower be the best place.

Are you talking about shaving?  It is not easy, nor does it take two seconds.   :shock:

It doesn't take ME long I'm saying.

Are you shaving your face?  Because I'm not.   :P

Well, no. And if you don't know, I ain't tellin' ya!
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 05, 2007, 10:52:17 PM
Shaving sucks.  Have you found a better method? 

I don't shave, I trim. Buzzcut.

Nor do I, but when I get bored, I pluck.

I just reach into my pants and rip out a chunk from time to time.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: bonerjoe on August 05, 2007, 10:52:39 PM
Shaving sucks.  Have you found a better method? 

I don't shave, I trim. Buzzcut.

Interesting.  I thought about getting waxed, but...ow.  And it sounds kind of awkward. 

They're probably not used to seeing big girls come in wanting their coochie hair ripped out.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 05, 2007, 10:53:42 PM
Shaving sucks.  Have you found a better method? 

I don't shave, I trim. Buzzcut.

Nor do I, but when I get bored, I pluck.

I just reach into my pants and rip out a chunk from time to time.

ROFL.   :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: annyab on August 05, 2007, 10:55:04 PM
Who wants to shave my legs?

Who wants to remove my adam's apple, as I bite down on a whiskey soaked towel?

Ok.

Do you want to crazy glue yer pubes to my brain????

I'd have to let some grow back first.

Shaving sucks.   

especially around the knees :(

Please tell more.  Pretty please???

if you REALLY want to know, around the kneecap I cut myself a lot.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 05, 2007, 10:57:48 PM
Oh, where oh where can my baby be?
The Lord took her away from me!
She's gone to heaven, so I got to be good...
So I can see my baby when I leave this world.

We were out on a date in my daddy's car,
We hadn't driven very far.
There in the road, up straight ahead,
A car was stalled, the engine was dead.
I couldn't stop, so I swerved to the right,
I'll never forget the sound that night.
The screamin' tires, the bustin' glass,
The painful scream that I heard last.

Oh, where oh where can my baby be?
The Lord took her away from me!
She's gone to heaven, so I got to be good...
So I can see my baby when I leave this world.

When I woke up, the rain was pourin' down.
There were people standing all around.
Something warm rollin' through my eyes,
But somehow I found my baby that night.
I lifted her head, she looked at me and said:
"Hold me darling just a little while".
I held her close, I kissed her our last kiss,
I found the love that I knew I would miss
But now she's gone, even though I hold her tight.
I lost my love, my life that night.

Oh, where oh where can my baby be?
The Lord took her away from me!
She's gone to heaven, so I got to be good...
So I can see my baby when I leave this world.
Ooooooooh! Ooooh! Ooooooooooh!
Ooooooooh! Ooooooooooh! Ooooooooooh!
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 05, 2007, 10:57:54 PM
Prepare for the unveiling of the shrine to your kneecaps, Annya. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: annyab on August 05, 2007, 11:01:00 PM
Prepare for the unveiling of the shrine to your kneecaps, Annya. 
stange ones these FTL men are
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 05, 2007, 11:01:20 PM
Shaving sucks.  Have you found a better method? 

I don't shave, I trim. Buzzcut.

Nor do I, but when I get bored, I pluck.

I just reach into my pants and rip out a chunk from time to time.

I only pluck the ones that are nonconformist. If you leave it alone, they curl into a most beautiful thing...exactly the way Renaissance sculptors depict it.

Uhm, OW. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Bill Brasky on August 06, 2007, 02:10:59 AM
Just to clarify, I think it's probably accidental, Richard. 

I doubt she's a "cutter". 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Bill Brasky on August 06, 2007, 02:23:07 AM
Close enough. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: annyab on August 06, 2007, 08:56:53 AM
it's purely accidental, and it sucks a lot :(
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: bonerjoe on August 06, 2007, 09:45:06 AM
Can ya spare some cutter, me brother?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Bill Brasky on August 06, 2007, 12:07:04 PM
Its in my golf bag. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 06, 2007, 08:57:12 PM
Just to clarify, I think it's probably accidental, Richard. 

I doubt she's a "cutter". 

Who says I like "cutters"???

Maybe I just like the aesthetic of blood dripping off the female calf.

. . .
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 06, 2007, 10:37:55 PM
Just to clarify, I think it's probably accidental, Richard. 

I doubt she's a "cutter". 

Who says I like "cutters"???

Maybe I just like the aesthetic of blood dripping off the female calf.

. . .

oh come on Lindsey...don't do me like that. There are a lot worse fetishes out there.  :P

You get nothing. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 06, 2007, 10:48:51 PM
No. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 06, 2007, 10:55:32 PM
No. 

Are you on AIM, telling her lies about me??? Is that what you've been up too???

The computer I'm on doesn't even have AIM, you fruit.   :P
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 06, 2007, 11:06:39 PM
No. 

Are you on AIM, telling her lies about me??? Is that what you've been up too???

The computer I'm on doesn't even have AIM, you fruit.   :P

Then you must be spreading lies through the PM system. When she enquires about my negative karma, please do the right thing and explain that my karma is due to an elaborate conspiracy.  :P

Nope. not doing that either. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 06, 2007, 11:16:26 PM
I don't spend much time thinking about you.   :P

Right now I'm thinking about sex...with someone other than you. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 06, 2007, 11:20:31 PM
I don't spend much time thinking about you.   :P

Right now I'm thinking about sex...with someone other than you. 

Well my interest is piqued.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 06, 2007, 11:22:41 PM
I don't spend much time thinking about you.   :P

Right now I'm thinking about sex...with someone other than you. 

Well my interest is piqued.

In order to qualify you pretty much have to be able to fuck for a week straight.   :lol:
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 06, 2007, 11:25:40 PM
I don't spend much time thinking about you.   :P

Right now I'm thinking about sex...with someone other than you. 

Well my interest is piqued.

If she says you, then I think I will puke.

I'm aware that anything besides you and a twelve year old would make you sick.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: bonerjoe on August 06, 2007, 11:26:21 PM
I don't spend much time thinking about you.   :P

Right now I'm thinking about sex...with someone other than you. 

Well my interest is piqued.

In order to qualify you pretty much have to be able to fuck for a week straight.   :lol:

What are you talking about? You'd never be able to get time off from work.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 06, 2007, 11:26:44 PM
I don't spend much time thinking about you.   :P

Right now I'm thinking about sex...with someone other than you. 

Well my interest is piqued.

In order to qualify you pretty much have to be able to fuck for a week straight.   :lol:

You've set the bar too high for just about anyone save for John Holmes. Sorry sister, can't help ya.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 06, 2007, 11:28:12 PM
I don't spend much time thinking about you.   :P

Right now I'm thinking about sex...with someone other than you. 

Well my interest is piqued.

In order to qualify you pretty much have to be able to fuck for a week straight.   :lol:

What are you talking about? You'd never be able to get time off from work.

I'm just messing around.  Sex for a week straight would probably kill a person.  Also, I'm slowly accruing PTO time at this point.  Very slowly. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 06, 2007, 11:30:55 PM
I don't spend much time thinking about you.   :P

Right now I'm thinking about sex...with someone other than you. 

Well my interest is piqued.

In order to qualify you pretty much have to be able to fuck for a week straight.   :lol:

What are you talking about? You'd never be able to get time off from work.

I'm just messing around.  Sex for a week straight would probably kill a person.  Also, I'm slowly accruing PTO time at this point.  Very slowly. 

The permission you gave me yesterday would last two days in a row, maybe.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 06, 2007, 11:32:04 PM
I don't spend much time thinking about you.   :P

Right now I'm thinking about sex...with someone other than you. 

Well my interest is piqued.

In order to qualify you pretty much have to be able to fuck for a week straight.   :lol:

What are you talking about? You'd never be able to get time off from work.

I'm just messing around.  Sex for a week straight would probably kill a person.  Also, I'm slowly accruing PTO time at this point.  Very slowly. 

The permission you gave me yesterday would last two days in a row, maybe.

How much time do you need to rest?   :P
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 06, 2007, 11:38:30 PM
Richard, why are you trying to foil my plans?! 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 06, 2007, 11:41:20 PM
I don't spend much time thinking about you.   :P

Right now I'm thinking about sex...with someone other than you. 

Well my interest is piqued.

In order to qualify you pretty much have to be able to fuck for a week straight.   :lol:

What are you talking about? You'd never be able to get time off from work.

I'm just messing around.  Sex for a week straight would probably kill a person.  Also, I'm slowly accruing PTO time at this point.  Very slowly. 

The permission you gave me yesterday would last two days in a row, maybe.

How much time do you need to rest?   :P

Coupla hours.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 06, 2007, 11:42:57 PM
I don't spend much time thinking about you.   :P

Right now I'm thinking about sex...with someone other than you. 

Well my interest is piqued.

In order to qualify you pretty much have to be able to fuck for a week straight.   :lol:

What are you talking about? You'd never be able to get time off from work.

I'm just messing around.  Sex for a week straight would probably kill a person.  Also, I'm slowly accruing PTO time at this point.  Very slowly. 

The permission you gave me yesterday would last two days in a row, maybe.

How much time do you need to rest?   :P

Coupla hours.

Fine.  I can play with myself while you recharge. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 06, 2007, 11:43:29 PM
Richard, why are you trying to foil my plans?! 

I'm curious about these as well.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 06, 2007, 11:44:01 PM
I don't spend much time thinking about you.   :P

Right now I'm thinking about sex...with someone other than you. 

Well my interest is piqued.

In order to qualify you pretty much have to be able to fuck for a week straight.   :lol:

What are you talking about? You'd never be able to get time off from work.

I'm just messing around.  Sex for a week straight would probably kill a person.  Also, I'm slowly accruing PTO time at this point.  Very slowly. 

The permission you gave me yesterday would last two days in a row, maybe.

How much time do you need to rest?   :P

Coupla hours.

Fine.  I can play with myself while you recharge. 

Well that would speed up my recovery.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: bonerjoe on August 06, 2007, 11:45:46 PM
This thread is lies.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 06, 2007, 11:49:37 PM
This thread is lies.

Sweet little freakin' lies.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 06, 2007, 11:52:49 PM
I don't spend much time thinking about you.   :P

Right now I'm thinking about sex...with someone other than you. 

Well my interest is piqued.

In order to qualify you pretty much have to be able to fuck for a week straight.   :lol:

What are you talking about? You'd never be able to get time off from work.

I'm just messing around.  Sex for a week straight would probably kill a person.  Also, I'm slowly accruing PTO time at this point.  Very slowly. 

The permission you gave me yesterday would last two days in a row, maybe.

How much time do you need to rest?   :P

Coupla hours.

Fine.  I can play with myself while you recharge. 

Well that would speed up my recovery.

IT WOULD SPEED UP MY RECOVERY, ALSO!!!

Aw, man, clean that up.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 06, 2007, 11:56:53 PM
...

What's with the histrionics? 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 06, 2007, 11:57:48 PM
DON'T LISTEN TO HIM LINDSEY!!! HE'S AN ARMY GUY. THOSE ARMY GUYS ARE CRAZY!!! A NEW STUDY SHOWS THAT PEOPLE WHO JOIN THE MILITARY ARRE MORE LIKLY TO COMMIT ALL SORTS OF HORRENDOUS CRIMES!!!

When did I join the army?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: bonerjoe on August 06, 2007, 11:57:52 PM
DON'T LISTEN TO HIM LINDSEY!!! HE'S AN ARMY GUY. THOSE ARMY GUYS ARE CRAZY!!! A NEW STUDY SHOWS THAT PEOPLE WHO JOIN THE MILITARY ARRE MORE LIKLY TO COMMIT ALL SORTS OF HORRENDOUS CRIMES!!!

Obviously she's into the police state thugs.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 07, 2007, 12:00:10 AM
DON'T LISTEN TO HIM LINDSEY!!! HE'S AN ARMY GUY. THOSE ARMY GUYS ARE CRAZY!!! A NEW STUDY SHOWS THAT PEOPLE WHO JOIN THE MILITARY ARRE MORE LIKLY TO COMMIT ALL SORTS OF HORRENDOUS CRIMES!!!

Obviously she's into the police state thugs.

I don't know when I started that.   :shock:
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 07, 2007, 12:04:49 AM
DON'T LISTEN TO HIM LINDSEY!!! HE'S AN ARMY GUY. THOSE ARMY GUYS ARE CRAZY!!! A NEW STUDY SHOWS THAT PEOPLE WHO JOIN THE MILITARY ARRE MORE LIKLY TO COMMIT ALL SORTS OF HORRENDOUS CRIMES!!!

When did I join the army?

The marines??? The Navy Seals...whatever, you know what I mean. Listen, man...Lindsey doesn't want you. She wants a guy who can throw on a pair of pantyhose, without getting all bent out of shape.

No.  Lindsey wants a man.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 07, 2007, 12:06:42 AM
DON'T LISTEN TO HIM LINDSEY!!! HE'S AN ARMY GUY. THOSE ARMY GUYS ARE CRAZY!!! A NEW STUDY SHOWS THAT PEOPLE WHO JOIN THE MILITARY ARRE MORE LIKLY TO COMMIT ALL SORTS OF HORRENDOUS CRIMES!!!

When did I join the army?

The marines??? The Navy Seals...whatever, you know what I mean. Listen, man...Lindsey doesn't want you. She wants a guy who can throw on a pair of pantyhose, without getting all bent out of shape.

I'm sure no one is interested in how your father dressed up late at night before showing up in your bedroom.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 07, 2007, 12:11:54 AM
This thread is quickly becoming lies.   :shock:
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 07, 2007, 12:12:55 AM
This thread is quickly becoming lies.   :shock:

Except what you've said, right?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 07, 2007, 12:13:38 AM
This thread is quickly becoming lies.   :shock:

Except what you've said, right?

The part that is lies is the part that includes Richard and his lingerie. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 07, 2007, 12:16:08 AM
DON'T LISTEN TO HIM LINDSEY!!! HE'S AN ARMY GUY. THOSE ARMY GUYS ARE CRAZY!!! A NEW STUDY SHOWS THAT PEOPLE WHO JOIN THE MILITARY ARRE MORE LIKLY TO COMMIT ALL SORTS OF HORRENDOUS CRIMES!!!

When did I join the army?

The marines??? The Navy Seals...whatever, you know what I mean. Listen, man...Lindsey doesn't want you. She wants a guy who can throw on a pair of pantyhose, without getting all bent out of shape.

No.  Lindsey wants a man.

You don't know what you are saying Lindsey...what you want is a psychedelic manifestation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm pretty sure I know what I'm saying. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Elitist Bitch on August 07, 2007, 12:19:11 AM
So...Lindsey, Keyser...how's it going?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 07, 2007, 12:20:47 AM
So...Lindsey, Keyser...how's it going?

I'm wired on coffee and watching baseball like the overly exciting muthafucka I am.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 07, 2007, 12:23:00 AM
So...Lindsey, Keyser...how's it going?

I'm wired on coffee and watching baseball like the overly exciting muthafucka I am.

Wait a minute.  You're not drunk?! 

This means he is in complete control of his thoughts and what he says.   :shock:

Not too much going on here, Bree.  TFing and staying up way too late. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 07, 2007, 12:24:12 AM
So...Lindsey, Keyser...how's it going?

I'm wired on coffee and watching baseball like the overly exciting muthafucka I am.

Wait a minute.  You're not drunk?! 

This means he is in complete control of his thoughts and what he says.   :shock:

Not too much going on here, Bree.  TFing and staying up way too late. 

Nope, not drunk, another stupid fucking staff meeting tomorrow.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 07, 2007, 12:26:46 AM
So...Lindsey, Keyser...how's it going?

I'm wired on coffee and watching baseball like the overly exciting muthafucka I am.

Wait a minute.  You're not drunk?! 

This means he is in complete control of his thoughts and what he says.   :shock:

Not too much going on here, Bree.  TFing and staying up way too late. 

Nope, not drunk, another stupid fucking staff meeting tomorrow.

But again...you're in complete control of your thoughts.  This makes no sense.   :shock: :lol:
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 07, 2007, 12:27:49 AM
So...Lindsey, Keyser...how's it going?

I'm wired on coffee and watching baseball like the overly exciting muthafucka I am.

Wait a minute.  You're not drunk?! 

This means he is in complete control of his thoughts and what he says.   :shock:

Not too much going on here, Bree.  TFing and staying up way too late. 

Nope, not drunk, another stupid fucking staff meeting tomorrow.

But again...you're in complete control of your thoughts.  This makes no sense.   :shock: :lol:

Why not?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Elitist Bitch on August 07, 2007, 12:28:09 AM
Just got back from work.  So I saw this movie called Perfume, and it was the most fucked up thing I've ever seen.

Oh, and my mom and stepdad are going to adopt a toddler.


AAGH!!!
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 07, 2007, 12:29:12 AM
Just got back from work.  So I saw this movie called Perfume, and it was the most fucked up thing I've ever seen.

Oh, and my mom and stepdad are going to adopt a toddler.


AAGH!!!

I dug that flick.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 07, 2007, 12:29:28 AM
So...Lindsey, Keyser...how's it going?

I'm wired on coffee and watching baseball like the overly exciting muthafucka I am.

Wait a minute.  You're not drunk?! 

This means he is in complete control of his thoughts and what he says.   :shock:

Not too much going on here, Bree.  TFing and staying up way too late. 

Nope, not drunk, another stupid fucking staff meeting tomorrow.

Ya, I got a staff meeting, too.

NAMBLA?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 07, 2007, 12:29:41 AM
So...Lindsey, Keyser...how's it going?

I'm wired on coffee and watching baseball like the overly exciting muthafucka I am.

Wait a minute.  You're not drunk?! 

This means he is in complete control of his thoughts and what he says.   :shock:

Not too much going on here, Bree.  TFing and staying up way too late. 

Nope, not drunk, another stupid fucking staff meeting tomorrow.

But again...you're in complete control of your thoughts.  This makes no sense.   :shock: :lol:

Why not?

YOUAREGETTINGVERYSLEEPYyouthinki'msexyYOUAREGETTINGEVENSLEEPIER.   :lol:
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: bonerjoe on August 07, 2007, 12:31:05 AM
http://www.taquitos.net/chips/Walkers_Lamb_Mint_Crisps
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: bonerjoe on August 07, 2007, 12:32:00 AM
Oh, and my mom and stepdad are going to adopt a toddler.

Get out while you still can!
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Elitist Bitch on August 07, 2007, 12:32:16 AM
Well, Lindsey and I are married...and Keyser and I...well...I dunno.

Hello, then.  It wasn't my intention to offend.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 07, 2007, 12:33:06 AM
So...Lindsey, Keyser...how's it going?

I'm wired on coffee and watching baseball like the overly exciting muthafucka I am.

Wait a minute.  You're not drunk?! 

This means he is in complete control of his thoughts and what he says.   :shock:

Not too much going on here, Bree.  TFing and staying up way too late. 

Nope, not drunk, another stupid fucking staff meeting tomorrow.

But again...you're in complete control of your thoughts.  This makes no sense.   :shock: :lol:

Why not?

YOUAREGETTINGVERYSLEEPYyouthinki'msexyYOUAREGETTINGEVENSLEEPIER.   :lol:

I'm wide awake thinkin that. Save the hypnotism when you want me to do something I dont want to.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Elitist Bitch on August 07, 2007, 12:33:35 AM
Oh, and my mom and stepdad are going to adopt a toddler.

Get out while you still can!

Going back to school in 10 days, no worries.  Lots of time to find a place to chill for next summer.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 07, 2007, 12:34:09 AM
Well, Lindsey and I are married...and Keyser and I...well...I dunno.

Hello, then.  It wasn't my intention to offend.

They're drinking buddies. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 07, 2007, 12:34:28 AM
Oh, and my mom and stepdad are going to adopt a toddler.

Get out while you still can!

Going back to school in 10 days, no worries.  Lots of time to find a place to chill for next summer.

Me, too, the end is in sight.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Elitist Bitch on August 07, 2007, 12:36:37 AM
I wish I wanted to go back to school. :(

Oh well.  Life is full of things you don't want to do.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 07, 2007, 12:38:34 AM
So...Lindsey, Keyser...how's it going?

I'm wired on coffee and watching baseball like the overly exciting muthafucka I am.

Wait a minute.  You're not drunk?! 

This means he is in complete control of his thoughts and what he says.   :shock:

Not too much going on here, Bree.  TFing and staying up way too late. 

Nope, not drunk, another stupid fucking staff meeting tomorrow.

But again...you're in complete control of your thoughts.  This makes no sense.   :shock: :lol:

Why not?

YOUAREGETTINGVERYSLEEPYyouthinki'msexyYOUAREGETTINGEVENSLEEPIER.   :lol:

I'm wide awake thinkin that. Save the hypnotism when you want me to do something I dont want to.

Hmm...he really is aware of what he's saying.  Now all I have to do is make him do things.   :shock:
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 07, 2007, 12:39:44 AM
So...Lindsey, Keyser...how's it going?

I'm wired on coffee and watching baseball like the overly exciting muthafucka I am.

Wait a minute.  You're not drunk?! 

This means he is in complete control of his thoughts and what he says.   :shock:

Not too much going on here, Bree.  TFing and staying up way too late. 

Nope, not drunk, another stupid fucking staff meeting tomorrow.

But again...you're in complete control of your thoughts.  This makes no sense.   :shock: :lol:

Why not?

YOUAREGETTINGVERYSLEEPYyouthinki'msexyYOUAREGETTINGEVENSLEEPIER.   :lol:

I'm wide awake thinkin that. Save the hypnotism when you want me to do something I dont want to.

Hmm...he really is aware of what he's saying.  Now all I have to do is make him do things.   :shock:

Oh, please, no.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 07, 2007, 12:43:09 AM
Yes.  THINGS.  Do them. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 07, 2007, 12:46:32 AM
Well, Lindsey and I are married...and Keyser and I...well...I dunno.

Hello, then.  It wasn't my intention to offend.

They're drinking buddies. 

JC and I have to work out some issues. The alcoholism should be bringing us two together, but it's not working. Perhaps he thinks I'm gay, and that I'm a better poet than he is. Such resentment can easily lead to such things as we have observered.

Perhaps. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 07, 2007, 12:47:03 AM
Yes.  THINGS.  Do them. 

This lacks specifics.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 07, 2007, 12:47:39 AM
Yes.  THINGS.  Do them. 

This lacks specifics.

That's because you can pick the things you want to do. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Elitist Bitch on August 07, 2007, 12:54:32 AM
Am I the only girl alive that thinks love poetry is cliched?

Sorry, off topic, but Richard's post made me think of it...
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 07, 2007, 12:54:53 AM
Well, Lindsey and I are married...and Keyser and I...well...I dunno.

Hello, then.  It wasn't my intention to offend.

They're drinking buddies. 

JC and I have to work out some issues. The alcoholism should be bringing us two together, but it's not working. Perhaps he thinks I'm gay, and that I'm a better poet than he is. Such resentment can easily lead to such things as we have observered.

Perhaps. 

Perhaps JC is awaiting a love poem from me??? I will do it, but he is a very poor communicator..he hasn't given me the sign, yet.

I don't think I'd write a man a love poem if I were you.  I don't think I'd do it regardless.  It's a good way to meet the business side of a man's pimp hand.   :P
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 07, 2007, 12:55:10 AM
Am I the only girl alive that thinks love poetry is cliched?

Sorry, off topic, but Richard's post made me think of it...

I hate poetry period.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 07, 2007, 12:56:27 AM
Depends on the poem.  If I think it sucks, I won't like it.   :P  I can't write it though.  I never could, and I never liked to try. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Elitist Bitch on August 07, 2007, 01:02:38 AM
I think the only mushy poem I like is the one from "Sonnets from the Portuguese" by Elizabeth Barrett Browning, the "How do I love thee?" sonnet... But yeah, I don't GET poetry.  Never have.  Never will.  I wrote a poem about NASCAR once for a creative writing class, and got an F.  Apparently poetry doesn't get me either, haha.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 07, 2007, 01:03:52 AM
Am I the only girl alive that thinks love poetry is cliched?

Sorry, off topic, but Richard's post made me think of it...

I hate poetry period.

Didn't you say you studied English??? Yer an English teacher right? ...and you hate poetry?!??!? Perhaps another generation will be lost, because of you.

Economics.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 07, 2007, 01:04:17 AM
I think the only mushy poem I like is the one from "Sonnets from the Portuguese" by Elizabeth Barrett Browning, the "How do I love thee?" sonnet... But yeah, I don't GET poetry.  Never have.  Never will.  I wrote a poem about NASCAR once for a creative writing class, and got an F.  Apparently poetry doesn't get me either, haha.

I went through a poetry writing phase.  It was epic fail. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 07, 2007, 01:09:25 AM
He'd better be careful about tutoring students after class.   :P
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 07, 2007, 01:09:43 AM
Am I the only girl alive that thinks love poetry is cliched?

Sorry, off topic, but Richard's post made me think of it...

I hate poetry period.

Didn't you say you studied English??? Yer an English teacher right? ...and you hate poetry?!??!? Perhaps another generation will be lost, because of you.

Economics.

Don't lie, guy. You Skool teachers always teach more things than one.

Sometimes math.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Elitist Bitch on August 07, 2007, 01:10:54 AM
Am I the only girl alive that thinks love poetry is cliched?

Sorry, off topic, but Richard's post made me think of it...

No, darling... It's not a cliche. YOU ARE A CLICHE!!!

If I were a cliche, I'd be the worst one ever. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 07, 2007, 01:12:06 AM
Am I the only girl alive that thinks love poetry is cliched?

Sorry, off topic, but Richard's post made me think of it...

No, darling... It's not a cliche. YOU ARE A CLICHE!!!

If I were a cliche, I'd be the worst one ever. 

Not the worst.  Possibly the thinnest.   :P
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 07, 2007, 01:18:47 AM
He does it for the pussy. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Elitist Bitch on August 07, 2007, 01:19:23 AM
Am I the only girl alive that thinks love poetry is cliched?

Sorry, off topic, but Richard's post made me think of it...

No, darling... It's not a cliche. YOU ARE A CLICHE!!!

If I were a cliche, I'd be the worst one ever. 

Not the worst.  Possibly the thinnest.   :P

I'll take that as a compliment.  I was referred to as the "skinny little manager bitch" at work tonight after I refused to rent to someone with no rental card or ID.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 07, 2007, 01:20:01 AM
Am I the only girl alive that thinks love poetry is cliched?

Sorry, off topic, but Richard's post made me think of it...

No, darling... It's not a cliche. YOU ARE A CLICHE!!!

If I were a cliche, I'd be the worst one ever. 

Not the worst.  Possibly the thinnest.   :P

I'll take that as a compliment.  I was referred to as the "skinny little manager bitch" at work tonight after I refused to rent to someone with no rental card or ID.

Yep.  I'm jealous.   :P
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Elitist Bitch on August 07, 2007, 01:20:34 AM
He does it for the pussy. 

I dig literary types more than musical types.

Don't worry Lindsey, I'm not moving in on anyone  :lol: :P
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 07, 2007, 01:20:45 AM
Am I the only girl alive that thinks love poetry is cliched?

Sorry, off topic, but Richard's post made me think of it...

I hate poetry period.

Didn't you say you studied English??? Yer an English teacher right? ...and you hate poetry?!??!? Perhaps another generation will be lost, because of you.

Economics.

Don't lie, guy. You Skool teachers always teach more things than one.

Sometimes math.

So then why do you write? Is it just a hobby?

No, I write short fiction for the futile hope it'll get published.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 07, 2007, 01:22:36 AM
He does it for the pussy. 

I dig literary types more than musical types.

Don't worry Lindsey, I'm not moving in on anyone  :lol: :P

It's all good, Bree.  It wouldn't be hard.  I'm always everyone's second or twelfth pick anyway.   :lol:
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Elitist Bitch on August 07, 2007, 01:23:20 AM
AWW...I love ya Lindsey.

That's ok to say, since we're married and all.  :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 07, 2007, 01:24:40 AM
He does it for the pussy. 

I dig literary types more than musical types.

Don't worry Lindsey, I'm not moving in on anyone  :lol: :P

It's all good, Bree.  It wouldn't be hard.  I'm always everyone's second or twelfth pick anyway.   :lol:

The first digit of 12 is 1!
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 07, 2007, 01:26:08 AM
He does it for the pussy. 

I dig literary types more than musical types.

Don't worry Lindsey, I'm not moving in on anyone  :lol: :P

It's all good, Bree.  It wouldn't be hard.  I'm always everyone's second or twelfth pick anyway.   :lol:

The first digit of 12 is 1!

I bet you've got all sorts of jailbait throwing themselves at you.   :lol:
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 07, 2007, 01:31:05 AM
He does it for the pussy. 

I dig literary types more than musical types.

Don't worry Lindsey, I'm not moving in on anyone  :lol: :P

It's all good, Bree.  It wouldn't be hard.  I'm always everyone's second or twelfth pick anyway.   :lol:

The first digit of 12 is 1!

I bet you've got all sorts of jailbait throwing themselves at you.   :lol:

Why do you think that?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 07, 2007, 01:33:37 AM
He does it for the pussy. 

I dig literary types more than musical types.

Don't worry Lindsey, I'm not moving in on anyone  :lol: :P

It's all good, Bree.  It wouldn't be hard.  I'm always everyone's second or twelfth pick anyway.   :lol:

The first digit of 12 is 1!

I bet you've got all sorts of jailbait throwing themselves at you.   :lol:

Why do you think that?

It's jailbait.  Lots of girls have teacher fantasies.  I did. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 07, 2007, 01:36:22 AM
He does it for the pussy. 

I dig literary types more than musical types.

Don't worry Lindsey, I'm not moving in on anyone  :lol: :P

It's all good, Bree.  It wouldn't be hard.  I'm always everyone's second or twelfth pick anyway.   :lol:

The first digit of 12 is 1!

I bet you've got all sorts of jailbait throwing themselves at you.   :lol:

Why do you think that?

It's jailbait.  Lots of girls have teacher fantasies.  I did. 

Share with the class.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 07, 2007, 01:38:25 AM
He does it for the pussy. 

I dig literary types more than musical types.

Don't worry Lindsey, I'm not moving in on anyone  :lol: :P

It's all good, Bree.  It wouldn't be hard.  I'm always everyone's second or twelfth pick anyway.   :lol:

The first digit of 12 is 1!

I bet you've got all sorts of jailbait throwing themselves at you.   :lol:

Why do you think that?

It's jailbait.  Lots of girls have teacher fantasies.  I did. 

Share with the class.

Not much to share.  I wanted to fuck on the desk.  Now I've graduated to the hot librarian fantasies, and that's why I sometimes wear my glasses when I get myself off.  Well, glasses and a pair of heels. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 07, 2007, 01:40:46 AM
Am I the only girl alive that thinks love poetry is cliched?

Sorry, off topic, but Richard's post made me think of it...

I hate poetry period.

Didn't you say you studied English??? Yer an English teacher right? ...and you hate poetry?!??!? Perhaps another generation will be lost, because of you.

Economics.

Don't lie, guy. You Skool teachers always teach more things than one.

Sometimes math.

So then why do you write? Is it just a hobby?

No, I write short fiction for the futile hope it'll get published.

But you want to be a writer, right? You want to go to war, shoot an elephant, and get published like Hemingway, right? I'll admit that I don't like E. Cummings, or Pound, but the "poet" does not have to make "poetry". The "poet" can make whatever he wants.

I do compare my career to Hemingway's sometimes. We both did similar things at war, and our writings both share that hard, unemotional prose. But its not really a question of wanting to be a writer, you either are or you aren't.
Publication is really just the end work of years of hacking away. For me anyway.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 07, 2007, 01:41:21 AM
He does it for the pussy. 

I dig literary types more than musical types.

Don't worry Lindsey, I'm not moving in on anyone  :lol: :P

It's all good, Bree.  It wouldn't be hard.  I'm always everyone's second or twelfth pick anyway.   :lol:

The first digit of 12 is 1!

I bet you've got all sorts of jailbait throwing themselves at you.   :lol:

Why do you think that?

It's jailbait.  Lots of girls have teacher fantasies.  I did. 

Share with the class.

Not much to share.  I wanted to fuck on the desk.  Now I've graduated to the hot librarian fantasies, and that's why I sometimes wear my glasses when I get myself off.  Well, glasses and a pair of heels. 

And nothing else?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 07, 2007, 01:42:02 AM
He does it for the pussy. 

I dig literary types more than musical types.

Don't worry Lindsey, I'm not moving in on anyone  :lol: :P

It's all good, Bree.  It wouldn't be hard.  I'm always everyone's second or twelfth pick anyway.   :lol:

The first digit of 12 is 1!

I bet you've got all sorts of jailbait throwing themselves at you.   :lol:

Why do you think that?

It's jailbait.  Lots of girls have teacher fantasies.  I did. 

Share with the class.

Not much to share.  I wanted to fuck on the desk.  Now I've graduated to the hot librarian fantasies, and that's why I sometimes wear my glasses when I get myself off.  Well, glasses and a pair of heels. 

And nothing else?

While fucking myself?  No. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 07, 2007, 01:53:40 AM
He does it for the pussy. 

I dig literary types more than musical types.

Don't worry Lindsey, I'm not moving in on anyone  :lol: :P

It's all good, Bree.  It wouldn't be hard.  I'm always everyone's second or twelfth pick anyway.   :lol:

The first digit of 12 is 1!

I bet you've got all sorts of jailbait throwing themselves at you.   :lol:

Why do you think that?

It's jailbait.  Lots of girls have teacher fantasies.  I did. 

Share with the class.

Not much to share.  I wanted to fuck on the desk.  Now I've graduated to the hot librarian fantasies, and that's why I sometimes wear my glasses when I get myself off.  Well, glasses and a pair of heels. 

And nothing else?

While fucking myself?  No. 

Get on it then!
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 07, 2007, 02:04:06 AM
He does it for the pussy. 

I dig literary types more than musical types.

Don't worry Lindsey, I'm not moving in on anyone  :lol: :P

It's all good, Bree.  It wouldn't be hard.  I'm always everyone's second or twelfth pick anyway.   :lol:

The first digit of 12 is 1!

I bet you've got all sorts of jailbait throwing themselves at you.   :lol:

Why do you think that?

It's jailbait.  Lots of girls have teacher fantasies.  I did. 

Share with the class.

Not much to share.  I wanted to fuck on the desk.  Now I've graduated to the hot librarian fantasies, and that's why I sometimes wear my glasses when I get myself off.  Well, glasses and a pair of heels. 

And nothing else?

While fucking myself?  No. 

Get on it then!

I'm thinking Stephanie might take issue with me fucking myself in her bedroom with some foreign object since my hand never does the job.   :P
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 07, 2007, 02:05:21 AM


I'm thinking Stephanie might take issue with me fucking myself in her bedroom with some foreign object since my hand never does the job.   :P

Then again...
What foreign objects are around?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 07, 2007, 02:07:27 AM
Get on me JC. So then what's the best work, you ever read???

For me it was Bacchantes by Euripides:
http://etext.library.adelaide.edu.au/e/euripides/bacchae/

Have you read it?


I'm impartial to Antigone in that vain. But Moby Dick is my favorite piece of literature.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 07, 2007, 02:08:49 AM


I'm thinking Stephanie might take issue with me fucking myself in her bedroom with some foreign object since my hand never does the job.   :P

Then again...
What foreign objects are around?

I hadn't really given it thought.  I'm not sure I could find one that would fit.  They all look like they'd be way too big or too small to feel.   :?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 07, 2007, 02:09:40 AM


I'm thinking Stephanie might take issue with me fucking myself in her bedroom with some foreign object since my hand never does the job.   :P

Then again...
What foreign objects are around?

I hadn't really given it thought.  I'm not sure I could find one that would fit.  They all look like they'd be way too big or too small to feel.   :?

As many fingers as would make a perfect fit.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 07, 2007, 02:12:08 AM


I'm thinking Stephanie might take issue with me fucking myself in her bedroom with some foreign object since my hand never does the job.   :P

Then again...
What foreign objects are around?

I hadn't really given it thought.  I'm not sure I could find one that would fit.  They all look like they'd be way too big or too small to feel.   :?

As many fingers as would make a perfect fit.

My fingers don't work...I have claws.  Plus, I don't like to use my fingers.  Other people's fingers I don't have a problem with...but I'm telling you...my hands won't work on me.   :P
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 07, 2007, 02:14:02 AM


I'm thinking Stephanie might take issue with me fucking myself in her bedroom with some foreign object since my hand never does the job.   :P

Then again...
What foreign objects are around?

I hadn't really given it thought.  I'm not sure I could find one that would fit.  They all look like they'd be way too big or too small to feel.   :?

As many fingers as would make a perfect fit.

My fingers don't work...I have claws.  Plus, I don't like to use my fingers.  Other people's fingers I don't have a problem with...but I'm telling you...my hands won't work on me.   :P

This must lead to endless frustration.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 07, 2007, 02:15:44 AM


I'm thinking Stephanie might take issue with me fucking myself in her bedroom with some foreign object since my hand never does the job.   :P

Then again...
What foreign objects are around?

I hadn't really given it thought.  I'm not sure I could find one that would fit.  They all look like they'd be way too big or too small to feel.   :?

As many fingers as would make a perfect fit.

My fingers don't work...I have claws.  Plus, I don't like to use my fingers.  Other people's fingers I don't have a problem with...but I'm telling you...my hands won't work on me.   :P

This must lead to endless frustration.

It does, since I can't quite hide a large, vibrating penis-shaped object from four other people.  Plus, there's no way I could muffle the moaning and screaming.  I have enough trouble trying to muffle the squealing in my own bedroom when I'm at home. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 07, 2007, 02:16:46 AM


I'm thinking Stephanie might take issue with me fucking myself in her bedroom with some foreign object since my hand never does the job.   :P

Then again...
What foreign objects are around?

I hadn't really given it thought.  I'm not sure I could find one that would fit.  They all look like they'd be way too big or too small to feel.   :?

As many fingers as would make a perfect fit.

My fingers don't work...I have claws.  Plus, I don't like to use my fingers.  Other people's fingers I don't have a problem with...but I'm telling you...my hands won't work on me.   :P

This must lead to endless frustration.

It does, since I can't quite hide a large, vibrating penis-shaped object from four other people.  Plus, there's no way I could muffle the moaning and screaming.  I have enough trouble trying to muffle the squealing in my own bedroom when I'm at home. 

I think people are quietly enjoying this conversation.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 07, 2007, 02:18:03 AM
I get the distinct feeling most are ignoring it.   :P
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 07, 2007, 02:19:29 AM
I get the distinct feeling most are ignoring it.   :P

Darn.
More for me!
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 07, 2007, 02:26:05 AM
The House of Booze is now a house of great sin.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 07, 2007, 02:28:38 AM
The House of Booze is now a house of great sin.

Yeah, thanks.  Because now when I picture myself lying naked on the bed with heels and my glasses on, I look much hotter than I do in reality.  Rockin'. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 07, 2007, 02:29:51 AM
Where's Annya, and her bloodied kneecaps??? I love those things.

Probably on the Band-Aid aisle at Walgreens. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 07, 2007, 02:30:37 AM
The House of Booze is now a house of great sin.

Yeah, thanks.  Because now when I picture myself lying naked on the bed with heels and my glasses on, I look much hotter than I do in reality.  Rockin'. 

Not my fault you're thinking dirty...
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Elitist Bitch on August 07, 2007, 02:30:51 AM
Ha.  I'm reading, I just don't have anything to add. Also, I'm playing Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door.

Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 07, 2007, 02:31:43 AM
The House of Booze is now a house of great sin.

Yeah, thanks.  Because now when I picture myself lying naked on the bed with heels and my glasses on, I look much hotter than I do in reality.  Rockin'. 

Not my fault you're thinking dirty...

Right.  Uh-huh. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 07, 2007, 02:31:49 AM
Ha.  I'm reading, I just don't have anything to add. Also, I'm playing Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door.



I got done with Super Paper Mario last week, sucka. I just downloaded the o.g. PM today.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 07, 2007, 02:32:34 AM
Ha.  I'm reading, I just don't have anything to add. Also, I'm playing Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door.



Are you trying to tell us that you don't masturbate?   :P
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 07, 2007, 02:33:29 AM
Ha.  I'm reading, I just don't have anything to add. Also, I'm playing Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door.



Are you trying to tell us that you don't masturbate?   :P

Which would be, like this entire thread, lies.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Elitist Bitch on August 07, 2007, 02:33:44 AM
I  never said that... :oops: :oops:
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 07, 2007, 02:36:06 AM
I  never said that... :oops: :oops:

Aww, we made her blush, I bet she threw up her book in front of her face and giggled.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 07, 2007, 02:36:27 AM
I think that if I don't manage to get off in the near future that I will actually die.  I am certain this is a possibility.   :lol:
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Elitist Bitch on August 07, 2007, 02:37:03 AM
I did giggle, thanks.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 07, 2007, 02:37:56 AM
I did giggle, thanks.

<---Intuitive, if nothing else.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 07, 2007, 02:42:07 AM
No making fun of my wife.   :P
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Elitist Bitch on August 07, 2007, 02:44:48 AM
No making fun of my wife.   :P

Aww...
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 07, 2007, 02:46:23 AM
No making fun of my wife.   :P

Aww...

I wasn't making fun, I was merely pointing out, from what I know of Bree, how she would react to your prodding.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Elitist Bitch on August 07, 2007, 02:48:32 AM
I'm easily embarrassed, especially in matters of sex.  He's right.  Damn my coming from a sexually repressed area of the country.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Elitist Bitch on August 07, 2007, 02:51:36 AM
aii ya...

By the power of the great and mighty okra, Lindsey, me, aquabanianskakid, Cyro, and Keith and Stuff were all married.  It's sort of a group thing.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 07, 2007, 02:52:08 AM
I'm easily embarrassed, especially in matters of sex.  He's right.  Damn my coming from a sexually repressed area of the country.

Just a basic lack of intoxication.
Some nights its video games and books, other nights its booze and "fuck it."
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Elitist Bitch on August 07, 2007, 02:53:20 AM
Something like that :)
I suspect that upon my return to school, on non-studying nights, it will be far more of the latter than the former.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 07, 2007, 02:57:32 AM
Something like that :)
I suspect that upon my return to school, on non-studying nights, it will be far more of the latter than the former.

Never mix the three.
Ask Bill Murray, Dan Akroyd, and Harold Ramis about crossing the streams.
No fun at all.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Elitist Bitch on August 07, 2007, 03:00:23 AM
Oh, booze and studying don't mix.  The odd glass of wine or beer might, but never, never more than one.  Especially with Chinese studying.  Unless I'm getting drunk with my Chinese friends, watching Chinese variety shows, and learning different ways to say "whore".
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Elitist Bitch on August 07, 2007, 03:17:12 AM
I'm trying to beat a boss here...bbl.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 07, 2007, 07:15:21 AM
I can't believe I just sat here and read all that.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Bill Brasky on August 07, 2007, 08:35:52 AM
I didn't. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: bonerjoe on August 07, 2007, 09:37:12 AM
All bark and no bite.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 07, 2007, 09:46:53 AM
All bark and no bite.

He's 'crazy'.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Bill Brasky on August 07, 2007, 09:51:53 AM
Like a fox. 



Albeit a rather odd one with blunt head trauma. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: annyab on August 07, 2007, 10:24:10 AM
Just to clarify, I think it's probably accidental, Richard. 

I doubt she's a "cutter". 

Who says I like "cutters"???

Maybe I just like the aesthetic of blood dripping off the female calf.

. . .

oh come on Lindsey...don't do me like that. There are a lot worse fetishes out there.  :P

You get nothing. 

fine then...maybe Annya will be nicer to me.


all i know is that I dont enjoy being cut in the shower and neither should you  :P
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Bill Brasky on August 07, 2007, 10:32:05 AM
(http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/5808/rockyue4.jpg)
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 07, 2007, 10:33:22 AM
Just to clarify, I think it's probably accidental, Richard. 

I doubt she's a "cutter". 

Who says I like "cutters"???

Maybe I just like the aesthetic of blood dripping off the female calf.

. . .

oh come on Lindsey...don't do me like that. There are a lot worse fetishes out there.  :P

You get nothing. 

fine then...maybe Annya will be nicer to me.


all i know is that I dont enjoy being cut in the shower and neither should you  :P

Thats a reasonable position.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 07, 2007, 10:36:06 AM
I'm trying to beat a boss here...bbl.

The original Paper Mario 64 is still badass.
I gotta get my hands on this gamecube one you seem to enjoy so well.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 07, 2007, 10:36:35 AM
(http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/5808/rockyue4.jpg)

Burgess we hardly knew ye.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Elitist Bitch on August 07, 2007, 11:49:07 AM
I'm trying to beat a boss here...bbl.

The original Paper Mario 64 is still badass.
I gotta get my hands on this gamecube one you seem to enjoy so well.

It's actually not as fun as the original, but I rented it, and I'm trying to beat it before it's due back.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 07, 2007, 03:14:59 PM
I'm trying to beat a boss here...bbl.

The original Paper Mario 64 is still badass.
I gotta get my hands on this gamecube one you seem to enjoy so well.

It's actually not as fun as the original, but I rented it, and I'm trying to beat it before it's due back.

I'm just biding my videogame time with the Wii's Virtual Console releases until Metroid Prime 3 comes out. I also reserved SM Galaxy today. Fucking sweet.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Elitist Bitch on August 07, 2007, 04:43:53 PM
My dad hinted that I might get a Wii for Christmas, if he can find one.  I sure hope so. :)
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 07, 2007, 04:53:08 PM
My dad hinted that I might get a Wii for Christmas, if he can find one.  I sure hope so. :)

They're in plentiful supply right now.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 07, 2007, 04:54:55 PM
My dad hinted that I might get a Wii for Christmas, if he can find one.  I sure hope so. :)

They're in plentiful supply right now.

No they aren't. I can't find one anywhere.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: annyab on August 07, 2007, 05:18:39 PM
i saw Wii's at my walmart....
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 07, 2007, 05:20:09 PM
My dad hinted that I might get a Wii for Christmas, if he can find one.  I sure hope so. :)

They're in plentiful supply right now.

No they aren't. I can't find one anywhere.

I had to pay 400 bucks for it on ebay. Its the only system on the market thats actually worth more than the market price.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 07, 2007, 05:23:02 PM
i saw Wii's at my walmart....

We don't live in the same state.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: annyab on August 07, 2007, 05:28:23 PM
no shit. I am just saying that if they are at walmart, which is a main shopping center in the country, they have to be out there in other outlets.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: bonerjoe on August 07, 2007, 05:32:02 PM
i saw Wii's at my walmart....

We don't live in the same state.

So?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Elitist Bitch on August 07, 2007, 05:34:19 PM
Wiis are hard to come across here, not that I don't expect that.  I'm sure Idaho is at the bottom of Nintendo's priority list.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 07, 2007, 05:42:14 PM
i saw Wii's at my walmart....

We don't live in the same state.

So?

So it's different for every state. Apparently, more people here bought the Wii than in North Carolina, or they wouldn't be sold out at every single store...or like Bree pointed out, Kentucky is probably at the bottom of Nintendo's priority list.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: bonerjoe on August 07, 2007, 05:44:27 PM
i saw Wii's at my walmart....

We don't live in the same state.

So?

So it's different for every state. Apparently, more people here bought the Wii than in North Carolina, or they wouldn't be sold out at every single store...or like Bree pointed out, Kentucky is probably at the bottom of Nintendo's priority list.

Amazon.com
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 07, 2007, 05:45:59 PM
i saw Wii's at my walmart....

We don't live in the same state.

So?

So it's different for every state. Apparently, more people here bought the Wii than in North Carolina, or they wouldn't be sold out at every single store...or like Bree pointed out, Kentucky is probably at the bottom of Nintendo's priority list.

Amazon.com

Yeah, because I want to get a used Wii for $300...
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 07, 2007, 05:46:06 PM
Wiis are hard to come across here, not that I don't expect that.  I'm sure Idaho is at the bottom of Nintendo's priority list.

Yeah Amazon has one at 299.00. Still above market price, but well worth it. By the end of next year I'd imagine, you'll be able to play every Nintendo, Super Nintendo, N64, and (you can already play) every Gamecube game ever made on it.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 07, 2007, 05:46:34 PM
i saw Wii's at my walmart....

We don't live in the same state.

So?

So it's different for every state. Apparently, more people here bought the Wii than in North Carolina, or they wouldn't be sold out at every single store...or like Bree pointed out, Kentucky is probably at the bottom of Nintendo's priority list.

Amazon.com

Yeah, because I want to get a used Wii for $300...

They're selling 'em new.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 07, 2007, 05:48:00 PM
i saw Wii's at my walmart....

We don't live in the same state.

So?

So it's different for every state. Apparently, more people here bought the Wii than in North Carolina, or they wouldn't be sold out at every single store...or like Bree pointed out, Kentucky is probably at the bottom of Nintendo's priority list.

Amazon.com

Yeah, because I want to get a used Wii for $300...

They're selling 'em new.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/B0009VXBAQ/ref=dp_olp_2/002-2156987-4739261?ie=UTF8&qid=1186523222&sr=1-1

Yeah, more than $100 over the retail price. I'll wait.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: annyab on August 07, 2007, 05:48:50 PM
i saw Wii's at my walmart....

We don't live in the same state.

So?

So it's different for every state. Apparently, more people here bought the Wii than in North Carolina, or they wouldn't be sold out at every single store...or like Bree pointed out, Kentucky is probably at the bottom of Nintendo's priority list.

Amazon.com

yeah, so there
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 07, 2007, 05:49:43 PM
i saw Wii's at my walmart....

We don't live in the same state.

So?

So it's different for every state. Apparently, more people here bought the Wii than in North Carolina, or they wouldn't be sold out at every single store...or like Bree pointed out, Kentucky is probably at the bottom of Nintendo's priority list.

Amazon.com

Yeah, because I want to get a used Wii for $300...

They're selling 'em new.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/B0009VXBAQ/ref=dp_olp_2/002-2156987-4739261?ie=UTF8&qid=1186523222&sr=1-1

Yeah, more than $100 over the retail price. I'll wait.

Look under "New starting at 299", scroll allll the way down to the bottom.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 07, 2007, 05:50:04 PM
i saw Wii's at my walmart....

We don't live in the same state.

So?

So it's different for every state. Apparently, more people here bought the Wii than in North Carolina, or they wouldn't be sold out at every single store...or like Bree pointed out, Kentucky is probably at the bottom of Nintendo's priority list.

Amazon.com

yeah, so there

Hit 'em.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 07, 2007, 05:50:46 PM
i saw Wii's at my walmart....

We don't live in the same state.

So?

So it's different for every state. Apparently, more people here bought the Wii than in North Carolina, or they wouldn't be sold out at every single store...or like Bree pointed out, Kentucky is probably at the bottom of Nintendo's priority list.

Amazon.com

yeah, so there

Have I done something to offend?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 07, 2007, 05:52:03 PM
i saw Wii's at my walmart....

We don't live in the same state.

So?

So it's different for every state. Apparently, more people here bought the Wii than in North Carolina, or they wouldn't be sold out at every single store...or like Bree pointed out, Kentucky is probably at the bottom of Nintendo's priority list.

Amazon.com

Yeah, because I want to get a used Wii for $300...

They're selling 'em new.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/B0009VXBAQ/ref=dp_olp_2/002-2156987-4739261?ie=UTF8&qid=1186523222&sr=1-1

Yeah, more than $100 over the retail price. I'll wait.

Look under "New starting at 299", scroll allll the way down to the bottom.

I'm not seeing it.

Price at a Glance
List Price:    $249.99
Used:   from $328.77
New:    from $337.78
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: annyab on August 07, 2007, 05:52:40 PM
i saw Wii's at my walmart....

We don't live in the same state.

So?

So it's different for every state. Apparently, more people here bought the Wii than in North Carolina, or they wouldn't be sold out at every single store...or like Bree pointed out, Kentucky is probably at the bottom of Nintendo's priority list.

Amazon.com

yeah, so there

Have I done something to offend?

no, it was more of a childish "so there, nana boo boo" thing
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 07, 2007, 05:53:33 PM
i saw Wii's at my walmart....

We don't live in the same state.

So?

So it's different for every state. Apparently, more people here bought the Wii than in North Carolina, or they wouldn't be sold out at every single store...or like Bree pointed out, Kentucky is probably at the bottom of Nintendo's priority list.

Amazon.com

yeah, so there

Have I done something to offend?

no, it was more of a childish "so there, nana boo boo" thing

I could take you...
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: annyab on August 07, 2007, 05:54:36 PM
i saw Wii's at my walmart....

We don't live in the same state.

So?

So it's different for every state. Apparently, more people here bought the Wii than in North Carolina, or they wouldn't be sold out at every single store...or like Bree pointed out, Kentucky is probably at the bottom of Nintendo's priority list.

Amazon.com

yeah, so there

Have I done something to offend?

no, it was more of a childish "so there, nana boo boo" thing

I could take you...

I don't know, I'm like 105 lbs of pure muscle
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 07, 2007, 05:54:58 PM
i saw Wii's at my walmart....

We don't live in the same state.

So?

So it's different for every state. Apparently, more people here bought the Wii than in North Carolina, or they wouldn't be sold out at every single store...or like Bree pointed out, Kentucky is probably at the bottom of Nintendo's priority list.

Amazon.com

yeah, so there

Have I done something to offend?

no, it was more of a childish "so there, nana boo boo" thing

I could take you...

I don't know, I'm like 105 lbs of pure muscle

Nevermind.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: bonerjoe on August 07, 2007, 05:55:31 PM
I don't know, I'm like 105 lbs of pure muscle

All ya gotta do is aim for the balls.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 07, 2007, 05:56:30 PM
I don't know, I'm like 105 lbs of pure muscle

All ya gotta do is aim for the balls.

Hard Candy.

People who have seen this movie will understand what I'm talking about.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: bonerjoe on August 07, 2007, 05:56:54 PM
I don't know, I'm like 105 lbs of pure muscle

All ya gotta do is aim for the balls.

Hard Candy.

People who have seen this movie will understand what I'm talking about.

I have, and I don't know what the fuck you're referring to.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: annyab on August 07, 2007, 05:57:46 PM
I don't know, I'm like 105 lbs of pure muscle

All ya gotta do is aim for the balls.
i dont play dirty like that
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 07, 2007, 06:00:12 PM
I don't know, I'm like 105 lbs of pure muscle

All ya gotta do is aim for the balls.

Hard Candy.

People who have seen this movie will understand what I'm talking about.

I have, and I don't know what the fuck you're referring to.

The scene where she cuts his fucking nuts off...
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: bonerjoe on August 07, 2007, 06:05:36 PM
I don't know, I'm like 105 lbs of pure muscle

All ya gotta do is aim for the balls.
i dont play dirty like that


Ya gotta.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: bonerjoe on August 07, 2007, 06:05:54 PM
The scene where she cuts his fucking nuts off...

Do you think she was in the right?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 07, 2007, 06:15:55 PM
The scene where she cuts his fucking nuts off...

Do you think she was in the right?

Considering she didn't have 100% absolute proof before she did the deed, no.

We have courts and a justice system for a reason.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: annyab on August 07, 2007, 06:57:25 PM
I just gotta say, if my shih tzu poo's in the house again I may kill him.... what a dumb ass
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 07, 2007, 07:05:10 PM
I just gotta say, if my shih tzu poo's in the house again I may kill him.... what a dumb ass

Alright Michael Vick.
Down girl.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: annyab on August 07, 2007, 07:12:08 PM
I just gotta say, if my shih tzu poo's in the house again I may kill him.... what a dumb ass

Alright Michael Vick.
Down girl.

He only a scolding! geez :)

Michael Vick lived like 45 mins from me. But not anymore...
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 07, 2007, 08:04:42 PM
I just gotta say, if my shih tzu poo's in the house again I may kill him.... what a dumb ass

Alright Michael Vick.
Down girl.

He only a scolding! geez :)

Michael Vick lived like 45 mins from me. But not anymore...

You said kill.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: annyab on August 07, 2007, 08:42:50 PM
I just gotta say, if my shih tzu poo's in the house again I may kill him.... what a dumb ass

Alright Michael Vick.
Down girl.

He only a scolding! geez :)

Michael Vick lived like 45 mins from me. But not anymore...

You said kill.


I was exaggerating a little bit  :oops: He is so cuddley and lovable, I'll give him that.... but god damn he is retarded
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 07, 2007, 09:21:47 PM
I have no desire to see either.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 07, 2007, 10:05:22 PM
I just gotta say, if my shih tzu poo's in the house again I may kill him.... what a dumb ass

Alright Michael Vick.
Down girl.

He only a scolding! geez :)

Michael Vick lived like 45 mins from me. But not anymore...

Still, you said kill.
In any case, its time to break out the whiskey.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 07, 2007, 10:41:08 PM
Uh-oh.  He's getting intoxicated.   :P
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 07, 2007, 10:46:08 PM
Uh-oh.  He's getting intoxicated.   :P

Nah I've been sipping on the same whiskey-coke for like an hour now.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 07, 2007, 10:46:22 PM
Uh-oh.  He's getting intoxicated.   :P

Jesus wept.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 07, 2007, 10:47:00 PM
Uh-oh.  He's getting intoxicated.   :P

Nah I've been sipping on the same whiskey-coke for like an hour now.

Does this mean that anything you say can be held against you?   :P
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 07, 2007, 10:49:40 PM
Uh-oh.  He's getting intoxicated.   :P

Nah I've been sipping on the same whiskey-coke for like an hour now.

Does this mean that anything you say can be held against you?   :P

Of course. ;)
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 07, 2007, 10:50:39 PM
Uh-oh.  He's getting intoxicated.   :P

Nah I've been sipping on the same whiskey-coke for like an hour now.

Does this mean that anything you say can be held against you?   :P

Of course. ;)

Even if you get drunk and propose to Richard III?   :lol:
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 07, 2007, 10:51:23 PM
Uh-oh.  He's getting intoxicated.   :P

Nah I've been sipping on the same whiskey-coke for like an hour now.

Does this mean that anything you say can be held against you?   :P

Of course. ;)

Even if you get drunk and propose to Richard III?   :lol:

Getting drunk relieves me of all accountability.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 07, 2007, 10:52:10 PM
Pfft.  Cop-out.   :lol:
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 07, 2007, 10:53:21 PM
Pfft.  Cop-out.   :lol:

Like I said, I'm not drunk...yet. So during this time anything I say can and will be blah blah blah.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Brent on August 07, 2007, 11:05:39 PM
White Russians again tonight. 

A side note:  In case my Lebowski Challenge post was too unintelligible, I tried it on Friday night.  I failed, miserably.  On the plus side, I got trashed and had a whole bunch of fun. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 07, 2007, 11:08:42 PM
White Russians again tonight. 

A side note:  In case my Lebowski Challenge post was too unintelligible, I tried it on Friday night.  I failed, miserably.  On the plus side, I got trashed and had a whole bunch of fun. 

I hope they didn't take your fuckin' rug. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 07, 2007, 11:09:26 PM
White Russians again tonight. 

A side note:  In case my Lebowski Challenge post was too unintelligible, I tried it on Friday night.  I failed, miserably.  On the plus side, I got trashed and had a whole bunch of fun. 

I hope they didn't take your fuckin' rug. 

Fucking carpet pissers.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 07, 2007, 11:11:01 PM
It really tied the room together. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Brent on August 07, 2007, 11:12:50 PM
Nobody pissed anywhere, but one of the contestants did vomit on my rug.  I was pretty angry.  Unfortunately, I was too stoned to do anything about it. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: annyab on August 07, 2007, 11:14:22 PM
whisky is gross to me.... I am finishing this box of scmirnoff we have had forever. If i chug them really fast i get wicjed drunk
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Brent on August 07, 2007, 11:15:08 PM
Which whiskey, now?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 07, 2007, 11:15:32 PM
whisky is gross to me.... I am finishing this box of scmirnoff we have had forever. If i chug them really fast i get wicjed drunk

Box?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 07, 2007, 11:16:02 PM
whisky is gross to me.... I am finishing this box of scmirnoff we have had forever. If i chug them really fast i get wicjed drunk

You must be the biggest light weight on the planet.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: annyab on August 07, 2007, 11:16:18 PM
it was a box of like 24 bottles or something
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: annyab on August 07, 2007, 11:16:52 PM
whisky is gross to me.... I am finishing this box of scmirnoff we have had forever. If i chug them really fast i get wicjed drunk

You must be the biggest light weight on the planet.
105 lbs
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 07, 2007, 11:17:09 PM
Which whiskey, now?

Evan Williams, Shotgun Willie.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 07, 2007, 11:17:58 PM
Uh-oh.  He's getting intoxicated.   :P

Nah I've been sipping on the same whiskey-coke for like an hour now.

Does this mean that anything you say can be held against you?   :P

Of course. ;)

Even if you get drunk and propose to Richard III?   :lol:

JC and I have settled our differences. Soon, we will become lovers, and all that sexy talk he reserves for you, will get directed at me. N' then...I will transform him into a god...like me.

Sorry, still and always directed at her.
Ed said he would though.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 07, 2007, 11:19:34 PM
Ha.  Sorry Richard, I'm just that sexalicious.   :lol:
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: bonerjoe on August 07, 2007, 11:28:36 PM
I think she's taken.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 07, 2007, 11:30:32 PM
Ha.  Sorry Richard, I'm just that sexalicious.   :lol:

WHATEVERl. I've decided that Annya is my new cyber-girlfriend.  Mr. Tattoo better not try to cut my cyber-grass.

I'm sure she'll be ecstatic about this news.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Elitist Bitch on August 07, 2007, 11:32:30 PM
Ha.  Well, in this case, I am glad to be cyber-single.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: annyab on August 07, 2007, 11:34:47 PM
Ha.  Sorry Richard, I'm just that sexalicious.   :lol:

WHATEVERl. I've decided that Annya is my new cyber-girlfriend.  Mr. Tattoo better not try to cut my cyber-grass.

I'll be gracious about it. Thank you Richard III lol I'm flattered
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: bonerjoe on August 07, 2007, 11:35:47 PM
Ha.  Well, in this case, I am glad to be cyber-single.

It's the only viable option.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 07, 2007, 11:36:43 PM
Ha.  Sorry Richard, I'm just that sexalicious.   :lol:

WHATEVERl. I've decided that Annya is my new cyber-girlfriend.  Mr. Tattoo better not try to cut my cyber-grass.

I'll be gracious about it. Thank you Richard III lol I'm flattered

Do you have any idea the door you've opened?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: annyab on August 07, 2007, 11:37:40 PM
Ha.  Sorry Richard, I'm just that sexalicious.   :lol:

WHATEVERl. I've decided that Annya is my new cyber-girlfriend.  Mr. Tattoo better not try to cut my cyber-grass.

I'll be gracious about it. Thank you Richard III lol I'm flattered

Do you have any idea the door you've opened?

nope, i don't... please let me in on it
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 07, 2007, 11:38:41 PM
Ha.  Sorry Richard, I'm just that sexalicious.   :lol:

WHATEVERl. I've decided that Annya is my new cyber-girlfriend.  Mr. Tattoo better not try to cut my cyber-grass.

I'll be gracious about it. Thank you Richard III lol I'm flattered

Do you have any idea the door you've opened?

nope, i don't... please let me in on it

Sorry, sister, this is one thing you're going to have to learn the hard way.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Elitist Bitch on August 07, 2007, 11:39:19 PM
Aww, that's not so nice, is this like an initiation?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: annyab on August 07, 2007, 11:41:35 PM
Ha.  Sorry Richard, I'm just that sexalicious.   :lol:

WHATEVERl. I've decided that Annya is my new cyber-girlfriend.  Mr. Tattoo better not try to cut my cyber-grass.

I'll be gracious about it. Thank you Richard III lol I'm flattered

Do you have any idea the door you've opened?

nope, i don't... please let me in on it

Sorry, sister, this is one thing you're going to have to learn the hard way.

ok, I think I can pretty much handle anything in cyberspace
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 07, 2007, 11:41:46 PM
Aww, that's not so nice, is this like an initiation?

I fired a warning shot.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 07, 2007, 11:42:18 PM
Ha.  Sorry Richard, I'm just that sexalicious.   :lol:

WHATEVERl. I've decided that Annya is my new cyber-girlfriend.  Mr. Tattoo better not try to cut my cyber-grass.

I'll be gracious about it. Thank you Richard III lol I'm flattered

Do you have any idea the door you've opened?

nope, i don't... please let me in on it

Sorry, sister, this is one thing you're going to have to learn the hard way.

ok, I think I can pretty much handle anything in cyberspace

Richard fucks children.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Elitist Bitch on August 07, 2007, 11:42:45 PM
Aww, that's not so nice, is this like an initiation?

I fired a warning shot.

That's true.  Very gentlemanly of you.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: annyab on August 07, 2007, 11:43:19 PM
Ha.  Sorry Richard, I'm just that sexalicious.   :lol:

WHATEVERl. I've decided that Annya is my new cyber-girlfriend.  Mr. Tattoo better not try to cut my cyber-grass.

I'll be gracious about it. Thank you Richard III lol I'm flattered

Do you have any idea the door you've opened?

nope, i don't... please let me in on it

Sorry, sister, this is one thing you're going to have to learn the hard way.

ok, I think I can pretty much handle anything in cyberspace

Richard fucks children.


mmhmmm... thats a problem
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 07, 2007, 11:43:51 PM
Ha.  Sorry Richard, I'm just that sexalicious.   :lol:

WHATEVERl. I've decided that Annya is my new cyber-girlfriend.  Mr. Tattoo better not try to cut my cyber-grass.

I'll be gracious about it. Thank you Richard III lol I'm flattered

Do you have any idea the door you've opened?

nope, i don't... please let me in on it

Sorry, sister, this is one thing you're going to have to learn the hard way.

ok, I think I can pretty much handle anything in cyberspace

Richard fucks children.


mmhmmm... thats a problem

In his fantasies I mean, I don't know if he really has/does. It's likely though.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: annyab on August 07, 2007, 11:45:01 PM
Ha.  Sorry Richard, I'm just that sexalicious.   :lol:

WHATEVERl. I've decided that Annya is my new cyber-girlfriend.  Mr. Tattoo better not try to cut my cyber-grass.

I'll be gracious about it. Thank you Richard III lol I'm flattered

Do you have any idea the door you've opened?

nope, i don't... please let me in on it

Sorry, sister, this is one thing you're going to have to learn the hard way.

ok, I think I can pretty much handle anything in cyberspace

Richard fucks children.


mmhmmm... thats a problem

In his fantasies I mean, I don't know if he really has/does. It's likely though.

thats good to know. thanks!


doesnt matter now.. i just read that he said he wasn't libertarian.... i take it all back!  :cry:
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 07, 2007, 11:52:01 PM
Ha.  Sorry Richard, I'm just that sexalicious.   :lol:

WHATEVERl. I've decided that Annya is my new cyber-girlfriend.  Mr. Tattoo better not try to cut my cyber-grass.

I'll be gracious about it. Thank you Richard III lol I'm flattered

Do you have any idea the door you've opened?

nope, i don't... please let me in on it

Sorry, sister, this is one thing you're going to have to learn the hard way.

ok, I think I can pretty much handle anything in cyberspace

Richard fucks children.


mmhmmm... thats a problem

In his fantasies I mean, I don't know if he really has/does. It's likely though.

thats good to know. thanks!


doesnt matter now.. i just read that he said he wasn't libertarian.... i take it all back!  :cry:

A lot of people on this board won't even call themselves libertarians anymore.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: annyab on August 07, 2007, 11:53:25 PM
Ha.  Sorry Richard, I'm just that sexalicious.   :lol:

WHATEVERl. I've decided that Annya is my new cyber-girlfriend.  Mr. Tattoo better not try to cut my cyber-grass.

I'll be gracious about it. Thank you Richard III lol I'm flattered

Do you have any idea the door you've opened?

nope, i don't... please let me in on it

Sorry, sister, this is one thing you're going to have to learn the hard way.

ok, I think I can pretty much handle anything in cyberspace

Richard fucks children.


mmhmmm... thats a problem

In his fantasies I mean, I don't know if he really has/does. It's likely though.

thats good to know. thanks!


doesnt matter now.. i just read that he said he wasn't libertarian.... i take it all back!  :cry:

A lot of people on this board won't even call themselves libertarians anymore.

well, it was something about fascism, and dat ain't cool yo
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Bill Brasky on August 07, 2007, 11:53:58 PM
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Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: annyab on August 07, 2007, 11:55:32 PM
ok, ok. I take it back! I will be mean which is entirely unnatural for me.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 07, 2007, 11:55:53 PM
Ha.  Sorry Richard, I'm just that sexalicious.   :lol:

WHATEVERl. I've decided that Annya is my new cyber-girlfriend.  Mr. Tattoo better not try to cut my cyber-grass.

I'll be gracious about it. Thank you Richard III lol I'm flattered

Do you have any idea the door you've opened?

nope, i don't... please let me in on it

Sorry, sister, this is one thing you're going to have to learn the hard way.

ok, I think I can pretty much handle anything in cyberspace

Richard fucks children.


mmhmmm... thats a problem

In his fantasies I mean, I don't know if he really has/does. It's likely though.

thats good to know. thanks!


doesnt matter now.. i just read that he said he wasn't libertarian.... i take it all back!  :cry:

A lot of people on this board won't even call themselves libertarians anymore.

well, it was something about fascism, and dat ain't cool yo

It's his theory of Universal Fascism, which is really just another way of saying predeterminism.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: annyab on August 07, 2007, 11:58:38 PM
Ha.  Sorry Richard, I'm just that sexalicious.   :lol:

WHATEVERl. I've decided that Annya is my new cyber-girlfriend.  Mr. Tattoo better not try to cut my cyber-grass.

I'll be gracious about it. Thank you Richard III lol I'm flattered

Do you have any idea the door you've opened?

nope, i don't... please let me in on it

Sorry, sister, this is one thing you're going to have to learn the hard way.

ok, I think I can pretty much handle anything in cyberspace

Richard fucks children.


mmhmmm... thats a problem

In his fantasies I mean, I don't know if he really has/does. It's likely though.

thats good to know. thanks!


doesnt matter now.. i just read that he said he wasn't libertarian.... i take it all back!  :cry:

A lot of people on this board won't even call themselves libertarians anymore.

well, it was something about fascism, and dat ain't cool yo

It's his theory of Universal Fascism, which is really just another way of saying predeterminism.


ahhhh, ok.

Yeah, i am really stubborn too, sorry.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: annyab on August 08, 2007, 12:07:13 AM
i did a little bit of research on it and am having some trouble on how Leeden came to these conclusions
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 08, 2007, 12:12:50 AM
The fuck? 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 08, 2007, 12:22:09 AM
The fuck? 
You wanna what?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 08, 2007, 12:23:38 AM
The fuck? 
You wanna what?

You have full permission to make all of the sexual decisions.   :P
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 08, 2007, 12:24:17 AM
The fuck? 
You wanna what?

You have full permission to make all of the sexual decisions.   :P

I already have been.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 08, 2007, 12:27:23 AM
The fuck? 
You wanna what?

You have full permission to make all of the sexual decisions.   :P

I already have been.

I know.   :P
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 08, 2007, 12:28:21 AM
The fuck? 
You wanna what?

You have full permission to make all of the sexual decisions.   :P

I already have been.

I know.   :P

Well I guess youve been happy with them so far, as evidenced by you giving me full permission.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 08, 2007, 12:31:37 AM
Very acute observational prowess you have there, sparky. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: bonerjoe on August 08, 2007, 12:32:06 AM
So are you two going to take this off the BBS or do we have to hear innuendo for the next 3 months before one of you gets tired of it?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 08, 2007, 12:32:21 AM
Very acute observational prowess you have there, sparky. 

I love it when you talk dirty.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 08, 2007, 12:32:58 AM
So are you two going to take this off the BBS or do we have to hear innuendo for the next 3 months before one of you gets tired of it?

I imagine you'll have to hear it.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 08, 2007, 12:33:43 AM
So are you two going to take this off the BBS or do we have to hear innuendo for the next 3 months before one of you gets tired of it?

She started it.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 08, 2007, 12:38:37 AM
Very acute observational prowess you have there, sparky. 

I love it when you talk dirty.

Indubitably.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 08, 2007, 12:52:19 AM
You are the perverts, not me. I conduct myself with dignity, as you all wallow in waste. Yer destiny is the bottom of the trash can! And the future trash will suffocate and fill that stinking can!

Why did you do this? Do you just want to marvel at my poetry? And so then, I must suffer for yer filthy want?

This is worse than what that perpetual nerd Shiny, did to me. And Ed...PM me no more!!! Lindsey...I will will not listen to yer cries, when JC cuts you with his straight razor, in a drunken rage.

This is all too much, ladies and gentlemen. This fine Annya takes a liking to me, and you tear it apart...with lies!!!

CAN I NOT RECIEVE A NICE THING!?!?!?!??!?!

Where is my apology?

I before E except after C.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: bonerjoe on August 08, 2007, 12:53:38 AM
I before E except after C.

Either way, you still understood it.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 08, 2007, 12:55:11 AM
I before E except after C.

Either way, you still understood it.

Not entirely sure thats true, either.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 08, 2007, 12:55:48 AM
Somebody needs a time-out. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 08, 2007, 01:12:51 AM
Somebody needs a time-out. 

In a chair or nose in the corner?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 08, 2007, 01:14:58 AM
Somebody needs a time-out. 

In a chair or nose in the corner?

I don't care.  Richard's the one needing the time-out. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 08, 2007, 01:16:13 AM
In other news, I've reached a decision. The 2 liter of Coke has been demolished, yet whiskey still remains.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Elitist Bitch on August 08, 2007, 01:24:57 AM
I shoot my whiskey straight, and chase it by eating an orange slice.  Bad me. :D
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 08, 2007, 01:25:49 AM
I shoot my whiskey straight, and chase it by eating an orange slice.  Bad me. :D

If you're chasing it, you're not shooting straight.
I'm surprised I'm typing straight.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Elitist Bitch on August 08, 2007, 01:30:44 AM
I have to beat this game tonight because I have to return it tomorrow, so I'm just drinking Dr Pepper tonight :P

And as for the shot thing, I stand corrected.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Ed on August 08, 2007, 09:13:05 AM
And Ed...PM me no more!!!


What the hell are you talking about? I haven't PM'd you in like a month.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Bill Brasky on August 08, 2007, 09:20:55 AM
(http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/5521/magnum20pi20ferrarijz8.jpg)
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 08, 2007, 02:42:53 PM
(http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/5521/magnum20pi20ferrarijz8.jpg)

Tis a mighty stache!
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Bill Brasky on August 08, 2007, 02:49:12 PM
Just a good 'ol boy, never meanin no harm. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 08, 2007, 02:50:15 PM
Just a good 'ol boy, never meanin no harm. 

Magnum ain't got shizzle on MacGuyver.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Bill Brasky on August 08, 2007, 02:52:00 PM
Tell that to B. A . Baracus!
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 08, 2007, 02:53:28 PM
Tell that to B. A . Baracus!

You tell him.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: jckeyser on August 08, 2007, 03:25:50 PM
And looking back, this is the frontrunner for being the Sexual Perversion thread at the current time anyway.
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 08, 2007, 03:27:45 PM
It's not sexual perversion until someone puts on a costume. 
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: bonerjoe on August 08, 2007, 03:29:50 PM
It's not sexual perversion until someone puts on a costume. 

Does lingeree count?
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: Lindsey on August 08, 2007, 03:32:20 PM
It's not sexual perversion until someone puts on a costume. 

Does lingeree count?

I guess it does if someone who shouldn't be wearing it is wearing it.   :shock:
Title: Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
Post by: bonerjoe on August 08, 2007, 03:33:37 PM