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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #30 on: July 18, 2007, 09:30:03 PM »

Nope just the sound of ruby slippers clinkin together three times during the moaning of an orgasm.

Take me home bitch.

Why is it that all your interests prefer me?   :lol:
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #31 on: July 18, 2007, 09:31:54 PM »

I'm the opposite.  Ice cold and blindingly hot. 

I like to make them compliment one another. Like some three mile island wings and a pitcher of beer with ice slush floating around in it.

Ya.  They make 'em pret-ty hot 'round here.

I insist this is the bar-food capital of the world, but I'm probably just adjusted to it.  Got wings in Jersey once, almost spat 'em out on the floor in disgust.  They were breaded!  With...  with breading!  I recoiled in horror.  I had to go lie down.  I drove home, stopped at the first church I saw and swished my mouth out with holy water.  
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #32 on: July 18, 2007, 09:32:07 PM »

 :lol: It must be the boobs and the "pootie hole".
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« Reply #33 on: July 18, 2007, 09:34:50 PM »

I'm the opposite.  Ice cold and blindingly hot. 

I like to make them compliment one another. Like some three mile island wings and a pitcher of beer with ice slush floating around in it.

Ya.  They make 'em pret-ty hot 'round here.

I insist this is the bar-food capital of the world, but I'm probably just adjusted to it.  Got wings in Jersey once, almost spat 'em out on the floor in disgust.  They were breaded!  With...  with breading!  I recoiled in horror.  I had to go lie down.  I drove home, stopped at the first church I saw and swished my mouth out with holy water. 

Unbreaded wings suck. Hooters rulez.
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #34 on: July 18, 2007, 09:42:20 PM »

Nope just the sound of ruby slippers clinkin together three times during the moaning of an orgasm.

Take me home bitch.

Why is it that all your interests prefer me?   :lol:

Because I wont sleep on his couch.
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #35 on: July 18, 2007, 09:43:03 PM »

I'm the opposite.  Ice cold and blindingly hot. 

I like to make them compliment one another. Like some three mile island wings and a pitcher of beer with ice slush floating around in it.

Ya.  They make 'em pret-ty hot 'round here.

I insist this is the bar-food capital of the world, but I'm probably just adjusted to it.  Got wings in Jersey once, almost spat 'em out on the floor in disgust.  They were breaded!  With...  with breading!  I recoiled in horror.  I had to go lie down.  I drove home, stopped at the first church I saw and swished my mouth out with holy water. 

Jersey is only good for subs and pizza, consequently things that involve...bread.
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #36 on: July 18, 2007, 09:43:31 PM »

Nope just the sound of ruby slippers clinkin together three times during the moaning of an orgasm.

Take me home bitch.

Why is it that all your interests prefer me?   :lol:

Because I wont sleep on his couch.

You probably wouldn't sleep on mine either! 
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #37 on: July 18, 2007, 09:44:58 PM »

Nope just the sound of ruby slippers clinkin together three times during the moaning of an orgasm.

Take me home bitch.

Why is it that all your interests prefer me?   :lol:

Because I wont sleep on his couch.

You probably wouldn't sleep on mine either! 

I've slept on Brasky's couch. It was comfy.
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #38 on: July 18, 2007, 09:46:14 PM »

Nope just the sound of ruby slippers clinkin together three times during the moaning of an orgasm.

Take me home bitch.

Why is it that all your interests prefer me?   :lol:

Because I wont sleep on his couch.

You probably wouldn't sleep on mine either! 

Why not?
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #39 on: July 18, 2007, 09:46:40 PM »

Nope just the sound of ruby slippers clinkin together three times during the moaning of an orgasm.

Take me home bitch.

Why is it that all your interests prefer me?   :lol:

Because I wont sleep on his couch.

You probably wouldn't sleep on mine either! 

Why not?

I don't know.  Why would you want to sleep on someone's couch? 
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #40 on: July 18, 2007, 09:55:52 PM »

I'm the opposite.  Ice cold and blindingly hot. 

I like to make them compliment one another. Like some three mile island wings and a pitcher of beer with ice slush floating around in it.

Ya.  They make 'em pret-ty hot 'round here.

I insist this is the bar-food capital of the world, but I'm probably just adjusted to it.  Got wings in Jersey once, almost spat 'em out on the floor in disgust.  They were breaded!  With...  with breading!  I recoiled in horror.  I had to go lie down.  I drove home, stopped at the first church I saw and swished my mouth out with holy water. 

Unbreaded wings suck. Hooters rulez.

Gah.  I'm still growing my hair back in from the last time you said that, ripping tufts out by the handfull. 


(Pretty funny, spellcheck suggests I use "barfed" instead of "bar-food")
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #41 on: July 18, 2007, 09:56:03 PM »

Nope just the sound of ruby slippers clinkin together three times during the moaning of an orgasm.

Take me home bitch.

Why is it that all your interests prefer me?   :lol:

Because I wont sleep on his couch.

You probably wouldn't sleep on mine either! 

Why not?

I don't know.  Why would you want to sleep on someone's couch? 

The point is I'd be scared to sleep on his, but not on yours...
From an older thread.
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #42 on: July 18, 2007, 09:56:57 PM »

Nope just the sound of ruby slippers clinkin together three times during the moaning of an orgasm.

Take me home bitch.

Why is it that all your interests prefer me?   :lol:

Because I wont sleep on his couch.

You probably wouldn't sleep on mine either! 

Why not?

I don't know.  Why would you want to sleep on someone's couch? 

The point is I'd be scared to sleep on his, but not on yours...
From an older thread.


I know, because his couch is nasty, and he'd molest you.   :lol:
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #43 on: July 18, 2007, 09:58:48 PM »

Nope just the sound of ruby slippers clinkin together three times during the moaning of an orgasm.

Take me home bitch.

Why is it that all your interests prefer me?   :lol:

Because I wont sleep on his couch.

You probably wouldn't sleep on mine either! 

Why not?

I don't know.  Why would you want to sleep on someone's couch? 

The point is I'd be scared to sleep on his, but not on yours...
From an older thread.


I know, because his couch is nasty, and he'd molest you.   :lol:

I can't comment on the state of his furniture, but when given the choice of who I'd rather molest me, the choice becomes clear.
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Re: J.C. Keyser's House of Booze
« Reply #44 on: July 18, 2007, 10:43:11 PM »

I'm the opposite.  Ice cold and blindingly hot. 

I like to make them compliment one another. Like some three mile island wings and a pitcher of beer with ice slush floating around in it.

Ya.  They make 'em pret-ty hot 'round here.

I insist this is the bar-food capital of the world, but I'm probably just adjusted to it.  Got wings in Jersey once, almost spat 'em out on the floor in disgust.  They were breaded!  With...  with breading!  I recoiled in horror.  I had to go lie down.  I drove home, stopped at the first church I saw and swished my mouth out with holy water. 

Jesus, man, never drink the water in Jersey.
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