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Title: Is this bad?
Post by: Torgo on August 29, 2005, 02:55:15 PM
I was looking at the new shriners today, and I scrolled down just to refresh my memory about who we had on the page...and I realized that I've slept with four of those girls.  Is that bad?  :-P


-Torgo
Title: Re: Is this bad?
Post by: FTL_Ian on August 29, 2005, 03:54:34 PM
You braggart.   :shock:
Title: Re: Is this bad?
Post by: Lindsey on August 29, 2005, 05:07:00 PM
Who the fuck was the fourth?  You were married to Jennifer, you're getting married to Melissa, and then there was Diane...what am I missing?   :?
Title: Re: Is this bad?
Post by: Torgo on August 29, 2005, 05:44:30 PM
Who the fuck was the fourth?  You were married to Jennifer, you're getting married to Melissa, and then there was Diane...what am I missing?   :?

That would be Kelly...

(http://freetalklive.com/images/kelly.jpg)


We dated off and on for a couple of years during high school   :-P


-Torgo
Title: Re: Is this bad?
Post by: Lindsey on August 29, 2005, 09:40:48 PM
Holy SHIT!  I never knew that... :lol:
Title: Re: Is this bad?
Post by: Yamguy on August 29, 2005, 09:50:01 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v647/Yamguy/ct.jpg)
Title: Re: Is this bad?
Post by: mephistosa on August 29, 2005, 10:20:29 PM
and I can 'proudly' state that I haven't slept with you Torgo LOL ;-)

and btw what is bad in having an active sex live? or are these the only 4 women you slept with hehehe
Title: Re: Is this bad?
Post by: Lindsey on August 29, 2005, 10:29:18 PM
Oh he's had many more... :lol:

Why do people think *I'm* the slut...even when he's around?!?!?
Title: Re: Is this bad?
Post by: Torgo on August 29, 2005, 10:56:06 PM
Oh he's had many more... :lol:

Why do people think *I'm* the slut...even when he's around?!?!?

Many more?  Not quite...only three more, actually.  :-P


-Torgo
Title: Re: Is this bad?
Post by: Johnson on August 30, 2005, 12:20:57 AM
Don't ruin the illusion.

She was so convinced.
Title: Re: Is this bad?
Post by: bonerjoe on August 30, 2005, 01:14:46 AM
Maybe we should have an Official Free Talk Live Orgy at Ian's place.

I'll bring the Doritos.
Title: Re: Is this bad?
Post by: mephistosa on August 30, 2005, 04:20:02 AM
What we'll  do with Manwich?

You think he'll join in or too paranoid? ;-)
Title: Re: Is this bad?
Post by: FTL_Ian on August 30, 2005, 09:55:02 AM
He's married.. I don't think I'd join in either.. beyond the fact that I like my sex quick, I think I'd be too distracted by torgo's jiggling.
 :x
Title: Re: Is this bad?
Post by: ladyattis on August 30, 2005, 09:58:22 AM
o_O Torgo jiggling? Okay nm! Enough with the phat jokes, k? I'm phat as well. :(

-- Bridget
Title: Re: Is this bad?
Post by: FTL_Ian on August 30, 2005, 10:07:18 AM
Not like Torgo!   8)
Title: Re: Is this bad?
Post by: ladyattis on August 30, 2005, 10:19:22 AM
I'm 310 lbs, I doubt Torgo can be that bad... :-P If he lifts weights then his fatness is mostly muscle bulk, trust me on that one, I've known weight lifters that seemed fat for having a little pooch, but it was just the muscles being huge underneath. ;)

-- Bridget
Title: Re: Is this bad?
Post by: Torgo on August 30, 2005, 10:36:38 AM
I'm 310 lbs, I doubt Torgo can be that bad... :-P If he lifts weights then his fatness is mostly muscle bulk, trust me on that one, I've known weight lifters that seemed fat for having a little pooch, but it was just the muscles being huge underneath. ;)

-- Bridget

The only weight lifting I do is when I climb the stairs to my office or apartment.  I'm huge...  :-P


(http://imghost.eatshirt.com/snazzo/bigshow.jpg)



-Torgo
Title: Re: Is this bad?
Post by: Johnson on August 30, 2005, 11:08:32 AM
spelling FAT with a PH does not make it "Pretty Hot And Tempting"
Title: Re: Is this bad?
Post by: Bishop on August 30, 2005, 11:12:07 AM
The only weight lifting I do is when I climb the stairs to my office or apartment. I'm huge... :-P


-Torgo

No, you aren't a huge person...this is a huge person:

(http://photos1.blogger.com/img/294/940/400/obese-fat_guy.jpg)
Title: Re: Is this bad?
Post by: bonerjoe on August 30, 2005, 11:27:07 AM
Haha, I own you all with my 400+lbs of love.

<3
Title: Re: Is this bad?
Post by: ladyattis on August 30, 2005, 02:25:37 PM
Woo torgo. How tall? Cause I'm 6'4 and everyone thinks I'm skinny! HAH!

-- Bridget
Title: Re: Is this bad?
Post by: Torgo on August 30, 2005, 02:44:08 PM
Woo torgo. How tall? Cause I'm 6'4 and everyone thinks I'm skinny! HAH!

-- Bridget

6'2"...and for some reason people always think I'm lighter than I am.  Either that or they're just trying to spare my feelings....the fuckers  :-P


-Torgo
Title: Re: Is this bad?
Post by: bonerjoe on August 30, 2005, 03:40:25 PM
Fat tall fuckers...this is scary.
Title: Re: Is this bad?
Post by: FTL_Ian on August 30, 2005, 04:00:20 PM
What feelings? 
Title: Re: Is this bad?
Post by: Lindsey on August 30, 2005, 04:36:36 PM
PWNED...by the skinny bitch.  Plus...Torgo looks like a man whore to me because I don't think I'd be able to sleep with seven people in my lifetime.   :lol:

I'm fat...AND short.  So HAH!  Or...something.
Title: Re: Is this bad?
Post by: Johnson on August 30, 2005, 09:20:50 PM
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6'2"...and for some reason people always think I'm lighter than I am.  Either that or they're just trying to spare my feelings....the fuckers 


I just don't think people are equipped to judge that sort of weight. Most people are used to judging weights that are normal for ONE person.... Not three or four.  :D

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Plus...Torgo looks like a man whore to me because I don't think I'd be able to sleep with seven people in my lifetime.   


So wait... You not being able to sleep with seven people somehow makes Torgo LOOK like a man whore?



Well, you have plenty of time to not have sex and be like most Americans... (this study can't be right)

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The research was conducted by a team of three sociologists and one economist, undertaken by the National Opinion Research Center (NORC). The National Health and Social Life Survey was designed to measure sexual attitudes and sexual behaviors. The results are given within a social framework that includes gender, age, relationship status, race, religion, and education.

The major finding is that Americans are fairly conservative in their sexual behaviors. Some examples:

During the past year, 80 percent of Americans had no or only one sexual partner.
Over a lifetime, the median number of partners for men was six and for women, two.
Most Americans (85 percent of the women, 75 percent of the men) never cheated on their spouses.
Cohabitating couples had more sex than married couples or singles in the past year.
Masturbation is common, 63 percent of the men and 42 percent of the women have masturbated in the last year.
Although same-gender behavior is not as common as Kinsey and his colleagues estimated, nevertheless about 9 percent of men and 4 percent of women have had at least one sexual experience with someone of the same gender.

and similar questions were asked to JUST the Penn State Community

Most reported being "single"; less than 10 percent said they were either "cohabitating" or "married," although one in five stated that they were involved in a relationship even if not living together.
Men had had on the average (median) two sexual partners in the last year, females had one.
Over their lifetime, men had six sexual partners (the range was one to 30), women had four (the range was zero to 27).
Most men and women had not had sex with a partner in the last seven days, and men and women had the same frequency of sex with a partner in the last twelve months-about 40 times. (These are median figures; there are some Penn students who have sex with a partner every day.)
Men masturbate much more frequently than women, with an average frequency of three times a week and 120 times a year compared with an average frequency for women of zero times a week and 14 times a year.
While 9 percent of the males and 8 percent of the females have had sex with someone of the same gender;
twice as many women (22 percent) as men (11 percent) reported being attracted to someone of the same gender.
Being forced to do something sexually at least once was reported by 13 percent of the males and 39 percent of the females.
Title: Re: Is this bad?
Post by: mephistosa on August 30, 2005, 09:51:08 PM
Well lucky me for not being American !! Yuppie!!

So call me a whore if in 14 years ( I'm 30 and started at 16 ) of sexual activity I slept with 37 man and 1 woman which makes an average of 2,6 in one year.

But for the last two years I've been only with one, my current partner.

I still don't believe that it is impressive, or am I wrong?
Title: Re: Is this bad?
Post by: bonerjoe on August 30, 2005, 09:53:02 PM
Tell us about the woman.
Title: Re: Is this bad?
Post by: mephistosa on August 30, 2005, 09:58:09 PM
It was part of a threesome where the guy was quickly out of business and we girls had an awesome good time ;-)

Title: Re: Is this bad?
Post by: Evenstar on August 30, 2005, 10:15:05 PM
This is one reason why I think it might be fun to explore lesbianism.  Most guys are one-shot and they're out of it for a while.  :(  I've had only three sexual partners (at 30, started at 21) and two of them were while one-night stands while drunk.  I regret only one of the drunk ones.
Title: Re: Is this bad?
Post by: fisher on August 30, 2005, 10:18:49 PM
This is one reason why I think it might be fun to explore lesbianism.  Most guys are one-shot and they're out of it for a while.  :(  I've had only three sexual partners (at 30, started at 21) and two of them were while one-night stands while drunk.  I regret only one of the drunk ones.
You might as well start doing other guys while you are at it. That might be fun too.
Title: Re: Is this bad?
Post by: mephistosa on August 30, 2005, 10:32:22 PM
I don't regret anything!!  Live is too short!!

For myself I know that having sex with a woman is not "fullfilling" (notice the dublicity!) me entirely. It happens very rarely that I am sexually attracted to a woman.

During my student days I had regular contact with lesbians and gays as I worked the bar of a night-club. I really didn't encounter 1 lesbian woman that gave me the fuzzy warm feeling in a certain bodypart like man do ;-)

I truely am PHALLUS-steered and love male bodys!
Title: Re: Is this bad?
Post by: ladyattis on August 30, 2005, 10:42:01 PM
Woo torgo. How tall? Cause I'm 6'4 and everyone thinks I'm skinny! HAH!

-- Bridget

6'2"...and for some reason people always think I'm lighter than I am.  Either that or they're just trying to spare my feelings....the fuckers  :-P


-Torgo

No, you look like a power lifter. I hate to tell you, most people are starting to look like us[aka fat ppl rofl], and that's just the way it is. Then again, we could be skinny freaks like the Swedish and Norway folk.... No thanks, I like my dumptruck ass!! :)

-- Bridget
Title: Re: Is this bad?
Post by: bonerjoe on August 30, 2005, 11:46:03 PM
Do you have a pic of that ass?
Title: Re: Is this bad?
Post by: Lindsey on August 31, 2005, 12:15:37 AM
Whores.  All of you.   :P
Title: Re: Is this bad?
Post by: bonerjoe on August 31, 2005, 12:27:43 AM
Do *you* have a pic of your ass?
Title: Re: Is this bad?
Post by: Lindsey on August 31, 2005, 12:35:14 AM
I used to.  Torgo might have it.   :lol:
Title: Re: Is this bad?
Post by: Johnson on August 31, 2005, 02:53:39 AM
Ok, now this thread is depressing.

I hadn't really considered my numbers.... I really thought I was past 10. (I know all their names, even the one night stands) I started at 14. I averaged a new GF about every year. (I've had a few multi-year relationships and one girl I love with for 4 years)

However, becuase I had been with my last real 'Girlfriend' for 4 years... My number looks now more like I'm averaging a new GF every two years.

Damn, may have blown my next few years on a 3 week relationship... Looks like I could be in for a long dry spell.

It'll probably be a long dryspell because I'm taking the time to raise myself up to my standards. It takes a long friggen time to convert oneself from being a FATASS.

A few of my relationships in the past were like that Mad TV "lowered expectations" bit.

I mean, I'd like to be a WHORE... I'd like to at least  be a high class whore.

We need to get more local affiliates so we can have 'groupies'
Title: Re: Is this bad?
Post by: Johnson on August 31, 2005, 03:17:48 AM
More pics... this one was taken off the site a while back becuase Ian looked like an albino crackhead (skinny bitch)

(http://imghost.eatshirt.com/tocard/3hosts.jpg)

God... I looked TERRIBLE. I don't understand why some women have a thing for long hair. My GF wanted me to have long hair - despite the fact that it looked TERRIBLE on me.






Title: Re: Is this bad?
Post by: Russ84 on August 31, 2005, 03:21:46 AM
I got that South Park shirt too, along with the Many Deaths of Kenny.  :lol:
Title: Re: Is this bad?
Post by: Johnson on August 31, 2005, 03:27:13 AM
Yeah, that one is actually a real shirt... lol, unlike the chimerical peice of fiction I created on Ian...

Although... that's one of the first designs I'd like to make for an FTL t-shirt

Either that, or JUST the screamo guy on the front, and the full logo on the back...

What do you guys think?
Title: Re: Is this bad?
Post by: Yamguy on August 31, 2005, 03:54:23 AM
Worst. Prom Photo. Ever.

Whys the chapperone in the pic, anyway?  :?
Title: Re: Is this bad?
Post by: mephistosa on August 31, 2005, 05:20:33 AM
Filth you look better with your hair on the avatar pic and it seems you slimed down as well ?

For the T-shirt idea: like the one you photoshopped on Ian looks fine.

or Caller guy on the back and small FTL logo on the front lefthand side over the heart ;-)
Title: Re: Is this bad?
Post by: Jason on August 31, 2005, 05:31:18 AM
Yeah, that one is actually a real shirt... lol, unlike the chimerical peice of fiction I created on Ian...

Although... that's one of the first designs I'd like to make for an FTL t-shirt

Either that, or JUST the screamo guy on the front, and the full logo on the back...

What do you guys think?

Dude whats your secret come on you can tell us! Your on the crack diet aren't you?

 Seriously though man good for you.
Title: Re: Is this bad?
Post by: Yamguy on August 31, 2005, 06:05:13 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v647/Yamguy/3hosts.jpg)

OMGZ WUT A KEWT CUPLE!!!
Title: Re: Is this bad?
Post by: Lindsey on August 31, 2005, 06:10:00 AM
My brain... :x
Title: Re: Is this bad?
Post by: FTL_Ian on August 31, 2005, 11:35:03 AM
Man.. I really should have kept my shirt on at that event.   :lol:
Title: Re: Is this bad?
Post by: Torgo on August 31, 2005, 01:20:15 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v647/Yamguy/3hosts.jpg)

OMGZ WUT A KEWT CUPLE!!!


HOLY SHIT!!  I PREDICTED YOU'D POST THAT SIX HOURS BEFORE YOU ACTUALLY DID....LOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

(http://imghost.eatshirt.com/snazzo/predicktion.jpg)


-Torgo
Title: Re: Is this bad?
Post by: FTL_Ian on August 31, 2005, 02:46:27 PM
 :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Is this bad?
Post by: Johnson on August 31, 2005, 04:15:32 PM
Man.. I really should have kept my shirt on at that event.   :lol:

You should probably keep your shirt on more often, in general.  :P
Title: Re: Is this bad?
Post by: bonerjoe on August 31, 2005, 05:13:07 PM
We need more of Ian's nipples!
Title: Re: Is this bad?
Post by: Evenstar on August 31, 2005, 06:42:14 PM
Okay, I know I'm going to get bitchslapped over this, but I think Ian's hot.  I don't get all of the crack whore skinny references.  He looks slender, yeah, but not exessively so.
Title: Re: Is this bad?
Post by: Johnson on August 31, 2005, 07:01:59 PM
oh man... here come the photoshops...
Title: Re: Is this bad?
Post by: Johnson on August 31, 2005, 08:11:35 PM
Also, I think you got the Gay love 'couple' wrong...

(http://imghost.eatshirt.com/tocard/IMG_0268.jpg)

 :lol:

(I probably should have saved this pic for the AMP forum... hehehehe)
Title: Re: Is this bad?
Post by: fisher on August 31, 2005, 08:20:09 PM
That is so gay.

The show should change it's name to Gay Talk Live.

On Monday nights do Ian and Manwich make a Johnson sandwich?

Is Johnson's name Skyler?
Title: Re: Is this bad?
Post by: Lindsey on August 31, 2005, 08:55:24 PM
Also, I think you got the Gay love 'couple' wrong...

(http://imghost.eatshirt.com/tocard/IMG_0268.jpg)

 :lol:

(I probably should have saved this pic for the AMP forum... hehehehe)

That's got to be one of the gayest things I've ever seen.   :lol:
Title: Re: Is this bad?
Post by: bonerjoe on August 31, 2005, 09:18:45 PM
My god. That's even queerer than me.

Does he make good turkey manwich?
Title: Re: Is this bad?
Post by: Johnson on August 31, 2005, 10:22:43 PM
I have to agree with Even Star though...

Ian is most definitely not too skinny...

I mean.. see for yourself... All that is MAN.

(http://imghost.eatshirt.com/tocard/skinnbitch.jpg)

(I think it may be good that there isn't a show on Mon...  :lol: )
Title: Re: Is this bad?
Post by: ladyattis on August 31, 2005, 10:25:56 PM
Yea, get Ian a BIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG BURGER with lots of FAT and CHEESE so he can get some weight. He's like my neice with the skinny bird look.  :lol:

-- Bridget
Title: Re: Is this bad?
Post by: Johnson on August 31, 2005, 10:33:58 PM
hehehe I think the way I photoshopped his cheeks in this makes him look a little like actor Brian Thompson (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0859921/)
Title: Re: Is this bad?
Post by: FTL_Ian on August 31, 2005, 10:37:31 PM
I have to agree with Even Star though...

Ian is most definitely not too skinny...

I mean.. see for yourself... All that is MAN.

(http://imghost.eatshirt.com/tocard/skinnbitch.jpg)

(I think it may be good that there isn't a show on Mon...  :lol: )


NOT the original pic!  I appear to be missing some ribs!  I am skinny, but not starving.
Title: Re: Is this bad?
Post by: Johnson on August 31, 2005, 10:43:17 PM
maybe amp could also stand for

ample munchie packages... (to be bought for Ian)

 :lol: I should SO burn
Title: Re: Is this bad?
Post by: bonerjoe on September 01, 2005, 04:00:06 AM
Yammy, I think your remote viewing thing might be working:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v647/Yamguy/RV/yam-sep1.jpg)

(http://img366.imageshack.us/img366/7654/yammy8dd.jpg)
Title: Re: Is this bad?
Post by: MobileDigit on September 01, 2005, 04:06:14 AM
Hehe.
Title: Re: Is this bad?
Post by: Lindsey on September 01, 2005, 06:07:09 AM
BJ...you rock.   :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Is this bad?
Post by: Grey on September 02, 2005, 03:11:08 AM


The only weight lifting I do is when I climb the stairs to my office or apartment.  I'm huge...  :-P



that's hilarious man.

yo mamma's so fat that the only weight lifting...etc etc...

nice. :D
Title: Re: Is this bad?
Post by: Grey on September 02, 2005, 03:13:22 AM
Also, I think you got the Gay love 'couple' wrong...

(http://imghost.eatshirt.com/tocard/IMG_0268.jpg)

 :lol:

(I probably should have saved this pic for the AMP forum... hehehehe)

HAHAHAH... no no.... keep 'em coming.  Oh dear Lord... so so funny.

I mean the look is such a contrived gay, do me in the bum kinda thing... nice.
Title: Re: Is this bad?
Post by: Lindsey on September 02, 2005, 05:53:04 AM
Well, there are a few places that actually take beach photos such as this one here locally, but I don't know why they look so flaming in the picture... :lol: