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Title: Is swallowing jizz cannibalism?
Post by: BonerJoe on April 26, 2011, 12:28:02 AM
Your thoughts.
Title: Re: Is swallowing jizz cannibalism?
Post by: dalebert on April 26, 2011, 12:28:33 AM
It's exactly like eating 50 million babies.
Title: Re: Is swallowing jizz cannibalism?
Post by: LTKoblinsky on April 26, 2011, 12:45:17 AM
really? Is this the kind of stuff you spend your time thinking about?
Title: Re: Is swallowing jizz cannibalism?
Post by: Turd Ferguson on April 26, 2011, 12:52:34 AM
It depends.

If you have to chew it before swallowing, that would probably indicate a pretty high sperm count, which would be genocide, as well as cannibalism.
Title: Re: Is swallowing jizz cannibalism?
Post by: atomiccat on April 26, 2011, 03:55:01 AM
Re: Is swallowing jizz cannibalism?

Only if your a christian, but then again they eat their lord and Savior's flesh and drink his blood...
Title: Re: Is swallowing jizz cannibalism?
Post by: dalebert on April 26, 2011, 07:17:13 AM
Only if your a christian,

More specifically Catholic.  Every sperm is sacred. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0kJHQpvgB8)
Title: Re: Is swallowing jizz cannibalism?
Post by: dalebert on April 26, 2011, 07:27:01 AM
It's exactly like eating 50 million babies.

Correction:  It's like eating about 400 million babies. (http://www.teengrowth.com/index.cfm?action=info_advice&ID_Advice=33723)
Title: Re: Is swallowing jizz cannibalism?
Post by: NightFlight on April 26, 2011, 10:08:47 AM
As long as you don't lick it off the ground, it's probably OK. Re: Onanism.
Title: Re: Is swallowing jizz cannibalism?
Post by: BonerJoe on April 26, 2011, 11:34:41 AM
really? Is this the kind of stuff you spend your time thinking about?

Welcome to NH.
Title: Re: Is swallowing jizz cannibalism?
Post by: One two three on April 26, 2011, 12:41:50 PM
I would like to consider myself not a cannibal.  Though, since I believe life starts when a person becomes prego, I am unsure on this subject.
Title: Re: Is swallowing jizz cannibalism?
Post by: dalebert on April 26, 2011, 01:27:09 PM
I would like to consider myself not a cannibal.

Wait... is this an admission of something?
Title: Re: Is swallowing jizz cannibalism?
Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on April 26, 2011, 01:30:54 PM
I would like to consider myself not a cannibal.  Though, since I believe life starts when a person becomes prego, I am unsure on this subject.
Swallowing the sperm prevents conception, ergo no pregnancy & no cannibalism.
Title: Re: Is swallowing jizz cannibalism?
Post by: One two three on April 26, 2011, 01:58:33 PM
I would like to consider myself not a cannibal.

Wait... is this an admission of something?

I've told lots of people that I used to suck my own dick in high school.  I'm not that flexible any more :(
Title: Re: Is swallowing jizz cannibalism?
Post by: One two three on April 26, 2011, 01:59:09 PM
I would like to consider myself not a cannibal.  Though, since I believe life starts when a person becomes prego, I am unsure on this subject.
Swallowing the sperm prevents conception, ergo no pregnancy & no cannibalism.

Thank you Sir.  I feel so much better now that you laid it out for me.
Title: Re: Is swallowing jizz cannibalism?
Post by: shezmu on April 26, 2011, 02:19:48 PM
It's exactly like eating 50 million babies.

Correction:  It's like eating about 400 million babies. (http://www.teengrowth.com/index.cfm?action=info_advice&ID_Advice=33723)

This.

For a serious answer, wikipedia states that cannibalism is specifically about eating the flesh of humans. Sperm is at best human-to-be so I wouldn't consider swallowing to be congruent to genocide in any stretch.


I would like to consider myself not a cannibal.  Though, since I believe life starts when a person becomes prego, I am unsure on this subject.

I have to ask, since the womb miscarries like 70 percent of fertilized eggs before pregnancy can even be verified, doesn't this by logical necessity make the womb a natural serial killer? Sounds to me like we'd be ethnically obligated to disable all wombs in the world to prevent the deaths of millions of pre-babies. 
Title: Re: Is swallowing jizz cannibalism?
Post by: One two three on April 26, 2011, 02:22:27 PM

I have to ask, since the womb miscarries like 70 percent of fertilized eggs before pregnancy can even be verified, doesn't this by logical necessity make the womb a natural serial killer? Sounds to me like we'd be ethnically obligated to disable all wombs in the world to prevent the deaths of millions of pre-babies. 

I have no idea.  I was under the (mis?)impression that almost always (at least in the US) a baby comes out after a lady becomes prego.  I mean, I know my grandma told me that she miscarriaged on a set of twins but that was decades ago.
Title: Re: Is swallowing jizz cannibalism?
Post by: LTKoblinsky on April 26, 2011, 02:39:25 PM
A woman isn't prego until a certain stage of fertilization. Most miscarriages go unrecorded. The ultimate cover up?
Title: Re: Is swallowing jizz cannibalism?
Post by: dalebert on April 26, 2011, 03:45:37 PM
This discussion has been perverted into something serious and fo realz.  Bleh.
Title: Re: Is swallowing jizz cannibalism?
Post by: Turd Ferguson on April 26, 2011, 04:41:02 PM

I've told lots of people that I used to suck my own dick in high school.  I'm not that flexible any more :(

Thats ok man, just ask Dale to put a mask of you on his face and you suck his.

Might bring back old times when you were virile and limber.
Title: Re: Is swallowing jizz cannibalism?
Post by: Turd Ferguson on April 26, 2011, 07:21:05 PM
Only if your a christian,

More specifically Catholic.  Every sperm is sacred. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0kJHQpvgB8)

The scene right after that is the best in the movie. "BLOODY Catholics, filling the BLOODY world up with ......."  :lol:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifgHHhw_6g8[/youtube]