Internet Policy 3.0 - The Dungeon of Entrapment

[AL the Inconspicuous]

From Slashdot -- US Gov't. Ending Its Hands-Off-the-Internet Stance --

Taco Cowboy writes in with a report from The Register about a US policy shift away from keeping hands off the Internet.

"According to Assistant Secretary Larry Strickling, Obama's top official at the Department of Commerce, the US government's policy of leaving the Internet alone is over.  Instead, an 'Internet Policy 3.0' approach will see policy discussions between government agencies, foreign governments, and key Internet constituencies, with those discussions covering issues such as privacy, child protection, cybersecurity, copyright protection, and Internet governance."

Here is the presentation in which Strickling enunciated these changes.

(The thread title is a reference to my rant from ~3 years ago.)


I just don't know how to end threads like this after swearing off my catchphrase that "terrorism is the only sensible answer" and the like...  I just don't know... 

[Andy]

How about:

Fuckity fuck fuck, cunting christ on a pogo stick

[AL the Inconspicuous]

Only if the ginormous messianic figure is pogosticking all over Washington DC, turning famous landmarks and politicians that occupy them into powdery goo...  Which is exactly how I'd expect the Second Coming to be like. 

Anyway, back to me being so pissed off that the wooden siding in my room is turning from brown to purple!

[TimeLady Victorious]

I hope you can somehow merge that new catch phrase with the Jesus fagporn. It would make for exciting fagporn.

Don't worry, once the Internet is shut down you and I will be relying on rogue hamgates for info. And porn. Mustn't forget porn. Have I mentioned porn enough in this message yet? Porn porn porn.

[AL the Inconspicuous]

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