Acid reflux is caused by gay.
I do have chronic acid reflux. You sure it's not the other way around tho? Maybe if they find a cure for acid reflux, I'll turn str8.
Sorry bro. I'm afraid you're stuck with the gay, which is the permanent side effect of getting acid reflux. I had it backwards in that last post. The purple pill can cure your acid reflux though.
They might have surgery for the gay though, I dont know.
* Not all sufferers of acid reflux catch the gay, but all gay have acid reflux at some point, which caused teh gay.