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Bill Brasky

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Re: I slipped one past the goalie.
« Reply #15 on: August 07, 2009, 11:16:00 PM »

Mr. Lindsey told me while I was in the grocery store.  I almost dropped the item in my hand.   :lol:

Do you just talk to each other 24/7 or what?

No.  He sent me a message on my Blackberry messenger.  I hadn't checked it for the whole time I was in the store until I was in the massive checkout line.

If you left your phone at home and got half-way to work, would you go back and get it, and be massively late?

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Re: I slipped one past the goalie.
« Reply #16 on: August 08, 2009, 07:50:15 AM »

Mr. Lindsey told me while I was in the grocery store.  I almost dropped the item in my hand.   :lol:

Do you just talk to each other 24/7 or what?

No.  He sent me a message on my Blackberry messenger.  I hadn't checked it for the whole time I was in the store until I was in the massive checkout line.

If you left your phone at home and got half-way to work, would you go back and get it, and be massively late?



No, I can get fined by the mall and lose my job for opening the store late.  But I have left it before and that does worry me - simply because I drive 80 miles a day and I'd have no way to call for help if an emergency were to arise. 
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« Reply #17 on: August 08, 2009, 08:45:37 AM »

Thanks!

It is good news, but I'm still kinda scared. We were trying, but now it is actually for real. Yes it is our first.

Congratulations!

Being kinda scared is normal, and will stay like that for quite some time. Thankfully, it's the good kind of scary.
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« Reply #18 on: August 08, 2009, 08:53:22 AM »

good for you, jeffe....
(now you get to go to 'lamazze' classes)
shit, i thought it was 'LeMans' classes, like where you go to the race track & richard petty teaches you how to drive a race car......

a few birthing lessons from the riddler:

the breathing ("hoo-hoo-hoo-ha")...throw that out the fucking window,
make the mom take the epidural,
you will be satan during the birth...."LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MEEEEEEEEE"..............., King of the world after...................
don't do some hokey mid-wife, at-home bullshit birthing........complications require IMMEDIATE top-flite care...in a REAL HOSPITAL.
don't be hungover
don't be drunk
wear comfy shoes...(i was on my feet for 12+ hours...OH, what I WENT THROUGH)
bring a cooler w/ snacks & drinks for you....her? fuck her....she's gonna be busy....

also, pregnant chicks are always fucking horny....
too wierd for me

Mid-wife in a hospital worked pretty well for my mother.
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« Reply #19 on: August 08, 2009, 09:08:10 AM »



Mid-wife in a hospital worked pretty well for my mother.

key word here, being h-o-s-p-i-t-a-l
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« Reply #20 on: August 08, 2009, 10:09:41 AM »

Good stuff Dave!

Congratulations!

Being kinda scared is normal, and will stay like that for quite some time. Thankfully, it's the good kind of scary.


Thanks guys.  :D

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« Reply #21 on: August 08, 2009, 12:18:03 PM »

Congradz, man!

Nice to see at least some libertarians are reproducing.

I'm rooting for octuplets!  :lol:
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« Reply #22 on: August 08, 2009, 12:39:26 PM »

Woohoo!  Congratulations CaL DaVe!
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Re: I slipped one past the goalie.
« Reply #23 on: August 08, 2009, 12:41:22 PM »

A warning to you

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« Reply #24 on: August 08, 2009, 01:28:12 PM »

A warning to you



Hehe, we took a walk down in "Old Town" this morning and an antique shop had a sign that said "Well behaved children are welcome" it made me think of somthing like this:

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« Reply #25 on: August 08, 2009, 01:46:11 PM »

Grats!
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« Reply #26 on: August 08, 2009, 03:21:13 PM »

A warning to you

Hehe, we took a walk down in "Old Town" this morning and an antique shop had a sign that said "Well behaved children are welcome" it made me think of somthing like this:

I think this one's my favorite:

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Re: I slipped one past the goalie.
« Reply #27 on: August 08, 2009, 03:51:06 PM »

and another one

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« Reply #28 on: October 02, 2009, 04:31:13 PM »

Update: I'm going to my first, and my wife's second, ultra sound this Monday! She is three months along.

My wife and I both do not want to baptize the new baby, but does anyone know what you would call a "Godparent" type who would have responsibilities like a god parent but without all the religious crap associated with it.

I took a line from Chris Rock's insurance routine and thought of calling them "In Case Shit Parents". You know like in case shit happens to us. My wife gave me THE look. :)

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« Reply #29 on: October 02, 2009, 04:35:41 PM »

Update: I'm going to my first, and my wife's second, ultra sound this Monday! She is three months along.

My wife and I both do not want to baptize the new baby, but does anyone know what you would call a "Godparent" type who would have responsibilities like a god parent but without all the religious crap associated with it.

I took a line from Chris Rock's insurance routine and thought of calling them "In Case Shit Parents". You know like in case shit happens to us. My wife gave me THE look. :)


Eh, just call them godparents, doesn't have to be a religious connotation involved unless you make it that way.
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