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CaL DaVe

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I slipped one past the goalie.
« on: August 07, 2009, 07:18:39 PM »

My wife is pregnant!  :shock:
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Re: I slipped one past the goalie.
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2009, 07:35:39 PM »

Congratulations! Is that good news in your opinion? Is it your first?
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Re: I slipped one past the goalie.
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2009, 07:41:53 PM »

Thanks!

It is good news, but I'm still kinda scared. We were trying, but now it is actually for real. Yes it is our first.
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« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2009, 07:45:02 PM »

Oh, shit! Congratulations!  :D
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« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2009, 07:48:56 PM »

You are turning a corner in life. As long as you are not a control freak you should really enjoy it. In my case, it transformed me into a better version of myself.
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Re: I slipped one past the goalie.
« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2009, 08:29:33 PM »

Mr. Lindsey told me while I was in the grocery store.  I almost dropped the item in my hand.   :lol:

Congrats man.  If you think you're scared shitless, wait until your wife starts bringing home the pregnancy books.  You'll be more scared.  And she'll be even more scared than that.   :shock:
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« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2009, 09:36:21 PM »

good for you, jeffe....
(now you get to go to 'lamazze' classes)
shit, i thought it was 'LeMans' classes, like where you go to the race track & richard petty teaches you how to drive a race car......

a few birthing lessons from the riddler:

the breathing ("hoo-hoo-hoo-ha")...throw that out the fucking window,
make the mom take the epidural,
you will be satan during the birth...."LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MEEEEEEEEE"..............., King of the world after...................
don't do some hokey mid-wife, at-home bullshit birthing........complications require IMMEDIATE top-flite care...in a REAL HOSPITAL.
don't be hungover
don't be drunk
wear comfy shoes...(i was on my feet for 12+ hours...OH, what I WENT THROUGH)
bring a cooler w/ snacks & drinks for you....her? fuck her....she's gonna be busy....

also, pregnant chicks are always fucking horny....
too wierd for me
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« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2009, 09:52:25 PM »

You are turning a corner in life. As long as you are not a control freak you should really enjoy it. In my case, it transformed me into a better version of myself.

I hear you on the turning the corner in life. Things are going to be different for sure.

Oh, shit! Congratulations!  :D


Thanks man!

Mr. Lindsey told me while I was in the grocery store.  I almost dropped the item in my hand.   :lol:

Congrats man.  If you think you're scared shitless, wait until your wife starts bringing home the pregnancy books.  You'll be more scared.  And she'll be even more scared than that.   :shock:

Haha! I have already been told not to read the book "What to Expect When You are Expecting" because it has too much damn information that gets you even more worried about stuff you can't control.

good for you, jeffe....
(now you get to go to 'lamazze' classes)
shit, i thought it was 'LeMans' classes, like where you go to the race track & richard petty teaches you how to drive a race car......

a few birthing lessons from the riddler:

the breathing ("hoo-hoo-hoo-ha")...throw that out the fucking window,
make the mom take the epidural,
you will be satan during the birth...."LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MEEEEEEEEE"..............., King of the world after...................
don't do some hokey mid-wife, at-home bullshit birthing........complications require IMMEDIATE top-flite care...in a REAL HOSPITAL.
don't be hungover
don't be drunk
wear comfy shoes...(i was on my feet for 12+ hours...OH, what I WENT THROUGH)
bring a cooler w/ snacks & drinks for you....her? fuck her....she's gonna be busy....

also, pregnant chicks are always fucking horny....
too wierd for me

Classic Riddler.  :lol: I'll be eatting fritos and sippin a ice cold yoohoo while she pushed mah bebeh out.  :lol:
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« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2009, 10:18:55 PM »

Mr. Lindsey told me while I was in the grocery store.  I almost dropped the item in my hand.   :lol:

Congrats man.  If you think you're scared shitless, wait until your wife starts bringing home the pregnancy books.  You'll be more scared.  And she'll be even more scared than that.   :shock:

Haha! I have already been told not to read the book "What to Expect When You are Expecting" because it has too much damn information that gets you even more worried about stuff you can't control.


Advice on this:  Learn to say "no big deal" about everything.  By the third kid, thats what you'd be saying anyway.  So no sense getting worked up over nothing on the first one. 

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« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2009, 10:21:39 PM »

Good stuff Dave!
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Re: I slipped one past the goalie.
« Reply #10 on: August 07, 2009, 10:42:29 PM »

kids are easy until they start having opinions. You have at least 2 years before you need to get scared.
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« Reply #11 on: August 07, 2009, 10:55:19 PM »

Mr. Lindsey told me while I was in the grocery store.  I almost dropped the item in my hand.   :lol:

Do you just talk to each other 24/7 or what?
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Re: I slipped one past the goalie.
« Reply #12 on: August 07, 2009, 11:04:11 PM »

you get used to no sleep and poop on your clothes. It's all good

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« Reply #13 on: August 07, 2009, 11:07:16 PM »

kids are easy until they start having opinions. You have at least 2 years before you need to get scared.

Only if they're stupid.

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Re: I slipped one past the goalie.
« Reply #14 on: August 07, 2009, 11:08:43 PM »

Mr. Lindsey told me while I was in the grocery store.  I almost dropped the item in my hand.   :lol:

Do you just talk to each other 24/7 or what?

No.  He sent me a message on my Blackberry messenger.  I hadn't checked it for the whole time I was in the store until I was in the massive checkout line.
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