good for you, jeffe....
(now you get to go to 'lamazze' classes)
shit, i thought it was 'LeMans' classes, like where you go to the race track & richard petty teaches you how to drive a race car......
a few birthing lessons from the riddler:
the breathing ("hoo-hoo-hoo-ha")...throw that out the fucking window,
make the mom take the epidural,
you will be satan during the birth...."LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MEEEEEEEEE"..............., King of the world after...................
don't do some hokey mid-wife, at-home bullshit birthing........complications require IMMEDIATE top-flite care...in a REAL HOSPITAL.
don't be hungover
don't be drunk
wear comfy shoes...(i was on my feet for 12+ hours...OH, what I WENT THROUGH)
bring a cooler w/ snacks & drinks for you....her? fuck her....she's gonna be busy....
also, pregnant chicks are always fucking horny....
too wierd for me