After moving back to my hometown and switching colleges, I found a job to help pay for school. After the first day of orientation, HR comes to me and says my fingerprint scan turned up something on my criminal record and that I was not allowed back to work until I received a copy of my rap sheet from the state. This was Tuesday morning. I didn't get my rap sheet til Thursday afternoon. What was the horrible, deadly crime I committed? I'll share:
A few years ago I was driving home from the college I used to go to. The drive is on a 4 lane highway thats flat, and nearly straight as an arrow. The speed limit is 70 and I was doing 80 with very few cars on the road, I was not endangering anyone. A trooper that was coming from the opposite direction flicked on his blue lights as soon as he passed me and pulled a u-turn in the median and I 'knew' he was coming for me. So I get pulled over and he comes up to my window and skips all the usual bullshit and just declares "You were doing 80 in a 70 and had no seatbelt on, give me your license!". I was, in fact, wearing a seatbelt and there was no way he could tell whether I had one on or not from the opposite lane of a 4 lane divided highway, but I was scared and didn't argue the point.
The very next day, I called the number on the back of the ticket for directions and grabbed a checkbook out of my closet and sent it off. Here's where I messed up: the checkbook was from a bank account that I no longer use. The checks are identical to the checks from my new student bank account. I never write checks, I mean, we have debit cards now, there's no need to write checks anymore, so I didn't pay much attention to the numbers on the check (my bad, I know).
It was a really busy semester at school, and I was in the middle of getting my instrument pilots license so I quickly forgot about this incident and considered it 'taken care of'. I never received a receipt from the state or any notification AT ALL that I had accidentally written a bad check. Four months later, in the middle of my summer vacation, my mother runs into my room with a letter from the state saying that there is a warrant for my arrest and my license has been suspended. She freaks out and tells me to throw on shoes and rush to the sheriff's office (always get a lawyer first. Never go to the cops). To make a long story short, I got thrown in jail until my mother could drive the two hours to the town where the ticket was written and pay their ransom money. Supposedly this was taken off my record, but I was wrong. The piece of paper I got from the state says that I was 'arrested but not convicted of writing a bad check to a government agency'. Why should that disqualify me for a minimum wage job?