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Title: I hate............
Post by: Turd Ferguson on July 12, 2010, 08:44:21 PM
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1 - Corn, any kind of corn. creamed corn, corn on the cob, all types of corn.

2 - Peaches. Nasty fuckin things.


How bout yous?...What do you guys hate?
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: ForumTroll on July 12, 2010, 08:54:23 PM
Ni...
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Turd Ferguson on July 12, 2010, 08:56:32 PM
Ni...

You hate nickel?
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: John Shaw on July 12, 2010, 09:14:35 PM
Procrastination, lethargy, and general malaise.

Also Sauerkraut. Fuck that shit.
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: anarchir on July 12, 2010, 09:21:31 PM
Peas, Seafood and Mushrooms.

Assholes and douchebags.
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Turd Ferguson on July 12, 2010, 09:28:34 PM
Peas, Seafood and Mushrooms.

Assholes and douchebags.

So what differentiates an asshole from a douchebag?
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Rillion on July 12, 2010, 09:36:22 PM
Willfully ignorant pundits and speakers
Science deniers and stoners and tweakers
Women obsessed with their diamond-set rings
These are some of my least favorite things

People who block doors and hallways and sidewalks
Mask-wearing Yanks who have not heard of Guy Fawkes
4th of July songs that Toby Keith sings
These are some of my least favorite things

When the Fed comes
When they audit
When I'm feeling bad
I simply curse all my least favorite things
And then I am full......of sad. 
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Turd Ferguson on July 12, 2010, 10:18:18 PM
Yeah, chatty fuckin hens that see other chatty fuckin hens at the grocery store and decide to park their asses AND their shopping carts double wide across the middle of the condiments isle to have a lengthly conversation about their kids soccer practice.

That really tans my hide.
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Bill Brasky on July 12, 2010, 10:23:09 PM
I dislike the word "hate".



Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Stoker on July 12, 2010, 10:23:30 PM
Yeah, chatty fuckin hens that see other chatty fuckin hens at the grocery store and decide to park their asses AND their shopping cards double wide across the middle of the condiments isle to have a lengthly conversation about their kids soccer practice.

That really tans my hide.

Ya- until one of them bands over to get a jar of Pickles off of the bottom shelf- Va VA VA VOOOM!
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: anarchir on July 12, 2010, 10:29:27 PM
Roundabouts. I always end up slammin on the brakes or going down the  wrong road. Near here they had construction for months which horribly rerouted traffic, just so they could build a roundabout. Fuckin I hate it.
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Turd Ferguson on July 12, 2010, 10:52:09 PM
I dislike the word "hate".





I hate the word "dislike"
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Disaster Monkey on July 12, 2010, 11:20:18 PM
I hate Nazis and communists.

I hate people who ride their brakes and sometimes even stop in the steep downhill merge lane onto the highway I take on my way home from work.

I hate public transit buses when I'm riding my bike ... damned things cut me off and stop in front of me everywhere, by design.
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Lindsey on July 12, 2010, 11:21:58 PM
Yeah, chatty fuckin hens that see other chatty fuckin hens at the grocery store and decide to park their asses AND their shopping cards double wide across the middle of the condiments isle to have a lengthly conversation about their kids soccer practice.

That really tans my hide.

I hate that too.

I also hate Chicago traffic.

And a whole host of other things that I can't remember because there are too fucking many.  
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Turd Ferguson on July 12, 2010, 11:32:49 PM

I also hate Chicago traffic.

 

Yeah, plus as a bonus you get more potholes per square foot than any other town I can think of. SWEETNESS !!!
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Lindsey on July 12, 2010, 11:59:02 PM

I also hate Chicago traffic.

 

Yeah, plus as a bonus you get more potholes per square foot than any other town I can think of. SWEETNESS !!!

You're not kidding.  We went to Bolingbrook to Ikea (Don't ask...lamp saga...), and going down 53, 290, and route 83 I thought my car was going to give out.  And I don't drive a shitty car.  294 would have been the easier drive, but my other half hates doing things the easy, and tolled way. 
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Diogenes The Cynic on July 13, 2010, 12:52:08 AM

I also hate Chicago traffic.

 

Yeah, plus as a bonus you get more potholes per square foot than any other town I can think of. SWEETNESS !!!

You're not kidding.  We went to Bolingbrook to Ikea (Don't ask...lamp saga...), and going down 53, 290, and route 83 I thought my car was going to give out.  And I don't drive a shitty car.  294 would have been the easier drive, but my other half hates doing things the easy, and tolled way. 

You're in Chi-town? Interesting. I have a few friends up in West Rogers park.
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Cognitive Dissident on July 13, 2010, 02:04:47 AM
Peas, Seafood and Mushrooms.

Assholes and douchebags.

Holy shit!  Most of my favorite foods.

I hate curry, those little dried fish that are about the size of a fingernail, most things with coconut or pineapple, any sort of liver, and rum.  

I hate M$ Windows.

I hate humidity.

I hate people obsessed with power, style, appearance, and money; gold diggers, two-faced whores/bastards and backstabbers.

I hate doing paperwork.

I hate going to bed when I'm not sleepy, waking to an alarm clock.
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: yamnuska on July 13, 2010, 02:21:01 AM
I hate people who can work but go on government welfare.

I hate paranoid people who think someone new is a fed, that's all those dumbfucks at the big kiddie camp out called porcfest who thought they had a fed in their midst, morons.

I hate people who can't shut up about the FSP.

I hate people who don't know geography.

I hate liver, brussel sprouts and kidney beans.

I hate having to do electrolysis.

I hate not being able to fit into a size 6, I have a friend who is a size 6 and she gave me all her beautiful clothes before moving away, I'm a size 8, sometimes 10, depending on who made it. I'm finding it really hard to get from 28 inches to 26, agh!

Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Turd Ferguson on July 13, 2010, 02:32:50 AM
When parents of someone in the military proudly say "yeah, hes/shes over there fighting for our freedom", while they sit back in their Lazy Boy recliner passively accepting their freedoms getting swiped from under their noses right here at home and doing nothing at all about it.

"Yeah, were so proud of little Johnny over there servin and a protectin our freedoms.....................Wait, whats this BS on the news?..................Obama is gonna make us all pay for everyones health care????????? Well dammit, I got a right mind to ..................OH LOOK, DANCING WITH THE STARS IS ON!!!"


I think I hate that more than just about anything else I can think of........................even more than corn.

Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: yamnuska on July 13, 2010, 02:46:15 AM
"Yeah, were so proud of little Johnny over there servin and a protectin our freedoms.....................Wait, whats this BS on the news?..................Obama is gonna make us all pay for everyones health care????????? Well dammit, I got a right mind to ..................OH LOOK, DANCING WITH THE STARS!!!"


Sadly you hit the nail on the head, most people are like that and it sucks.


Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Cognitive Dissident on July 13, 2010, 05:25:55 AM
There's another thing I hate: "Dancing with the Stars."  BTW, I think it's absolutely perfect that it's always the thing people mention when decrying people's lack of attention to reality.
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: NightFlight on July 13, 2010, 10:00:29 AM
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When parents of someone in the military proudly say "yeah, hes/shes over there fighting for our freedom", while they sit back in their Lazy Boy recliner passively accepting their freedoms getting swiped from under their noses right here at home and doing nothing at all about it.

"Yeah, were so proud of little Johnny over there servin and a protectin our freedoms.....................Wait, whats this BS on the news?..................Obama is gonna make us all pay for everyones health care????????? Well dammit, I got a right mind to ..................OH LOOK, DANCING WITH THE STARS IS ON!!!"


I think I hate that more than just about anything else I can think of........................even more than corn.


I hate that no one said anything about Obama paying off the people who got him elected by laundering 8 trillion dollars through Goldman Sachs. If you are an American, that WAS your money.
Plus, my son is going into the military as an officer and I'm afraid he might get fragged for my standing up to middle eastern poeple that have severely divided this country 6 ways to sundown. I really, really HATE that!!!!!
And I hate this post window that keeps jumping up and down as I post!
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: YixilTesiphon on July 13, 2010, 10:13:58 AM
Short winter days, people who take up the whole sidewalk, papers written by people who don't know English very well.
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: alaric89 on July 13, 2010, 10:14:40 AM
I hate people who can work but go on government welfare.

I hate paranoid people who think someone new is a fed, that's all those dumbfucks at the big kiddie camp out called porcfest who thought they had a fed in their midst, morons.

I hate people who can't shut up about the FSP.

I hate people who don't know geography.

I hate liver, brussel sprouts and kidney beans.

I hate having to do electrolysis.

I hate not being able to fit into a size 6, I have a friend who is a size 6 and she gave me all her beautiful clothes before moving away, I'm a size 8, sometimes 10, depending on who made it. I'm finding it really hard to get from 28 inches to 26, agh!



My wife is a Taylor, she makes pretty good money on the side by letting out and taking in cloths. I don't know how she does it but I have seen her modify a hell of a lot more then 2 inches.

I hate needless destruction.
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Rillion on July 13, 2010, 10:36:38 AM
My wife is a Taylor, she makes pretty good money on the side by letting out and taking in cloths. I don't know how she does it but I have seen her modify a hell of a lot more then 2 inches.

I hate needless destruction.

Unless her last (or first) name is Taylor, she's a tailor.  
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Stoker on July 13, 2010, 11:34:06 AM
Peas, Seafood and Mushrooms.

Assholes and douchebags.

Holy shit!  Most of my favorite foods.


Damn dude, that is truly disgusting. Do you make Gravy out of the Assholes to slather on those yummy Douchebags? If Assholes and Douchebags covers MOST of your favorite foods, I hate to even ponder what else might be on that gourmet menu.....
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Cognitive Dissident on July 13, 2010, 12:22:52 PM
Oh yeah, almost forgot.  I hate trolls.
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on July 13, 2010, 01:09:51 PM
I hate people who can work but go on government welfare.

I hate paranoid people who think someone new is a fed, that's all those dumbfucks at the big kiddie camp out called porcfest who thought they had a fed in their midst, morons.

I hate people who can't shut up about the FSP.

I hate people who don't know geography.

I hate liver, brussel sprouts and kidney beans.

I hate having to do electrolysis.

I hate not being able to fit into a size 6, I have a friend who is a size 6 and she gave me all her beautiful clothes before moving away, I'm a size 8, sometimes 10, depending on who made it. I'm finding it really hard to get from 28 inches to 26, agh!



Be glad you're at least a 10 and your friend was a 6, I'm a 16 and my mom's a 2.

I hate the fact that everything's so expensive.

I hate having to epilate my face every one or two days.

I hate the fact that I'm too fucked up to really do anything in life.

I hate Bob Dutko.
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: alaric89 on July 13, 2010, 03:11:08 PM
My wife is a Taylor, she makes pretty good money on the side by letting out and taking in cloths. I don't know how she does it but I have seen her modify a hell of a lot more then 2 inches.

I hate needless destruction.

Unless her last (or first) name is Taylor, she's a tailor.  
Thank you. :D My spelling and grammar always have room for improvement.The Norwegian word for Mrs. 89's job is "skredder."
She is really good with sewing and modifying cloths though.
 
When I think about it, my favorite porn actress is named Taylor (Rain) so I'm used to spelling it that way. (you know search engine's and stuff.)
Taylor Rain retired but she was pretty good at her job as well.

I hate anti-baby rants from people I respect.
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: inane on July 13, 2010, 04:18:08 PM
Agreed on the peaches. Disgusting. Along with apricots, peaches evil twin.

And I despise mustard.
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Stoker on July 13, 2010, 04:37:03 PM
Real Mustard or Turmeric i.e. "American Mustard"?
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Cognitive Dissident on July 13, 2010, 04:44:24 PM
Yellow Mustard (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mustard_(condiment)) (wikipedia)

Quote
Yellow mustard is the most commonly used mustard in the United States and Canada, where it is sometimes referred to simply as "mustard". Outside North America it is called American mustard. This is a very mild mustard colored bright yellow by the inclusion of turmeric. It was introduced in 1904 by George T. French as "cream salad mustard". This mustard is closely associated with hot dogs, sandwiches, and hamburgers. Along with its use on various sandwiches, yellow mustard is a key ingredient in many potato salads, barbecue sauces, and salad dressings. Yellow mustard is often rubbed on barbecue meat prior to applying a dry rub, to form a crust, called bark, on the meat.
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Turd Ferguson on July 13, 2010, 04:56:09 PM

Damn dude, that is truly disgusting. Do you make Gravy out of the Assholes to slather on those yummy Douchebags? If Assholes and Douchebags covers MOST of your favorite foods, I hate to even ponder what else might be on that gourmet menu.....


Why go through all the trouble of making fresh assholes when you can just get this at the grocery store?

(http://www.definitivejux.net/files/u3/cream_of_fish_assholes_1.jpg)
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Cognitive Dissident on July 13, 2010, 05:02:54 PM
 :lol:

 8)
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Riddler on July 13, 2010, 05:11:33 PM
Yellow Mustard (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mustard_(condiment)) (wikipedia)

Quote
Yellow mustard is the most commonly used mustard in the United States and Canada, where it is sometimes referred to simply as "mustard". Outside North America it is called American mustard. This is a very mild mustard colored bright yellow by the inclusion of turmeric. It was introduced in 1904 by George T. French as "cream salad mustard". This mustard is closely associated with hot dogs, sandwiches, and hamburgers. Along with its use on various sandwiches, yellow mustard is a key ingredient in many potato salads, barbecue sauces, and salad dressings. Yellow mustard is often rubbed on barbecue meat prior to applying a dry rub, to form a crust, called bark, on the meat.

i'm going to dig up george french's corpse & take a shit on his mummified skull, for inventing that vomit.
the only mustard worth eating, is the grainy, real-fucking-mustard-seeds-in-it mustard. like pommery, or any dark grainy type.
i'll barely let guldens pass by on this one.



edit: oh yeah,  i guess i hate george french
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Turd Ferguson on July 13, 2010, 05:13:25 PM
I forgot to add celery to my hates.

Such a vile alien weed that should not be consumed by ANYONE.

Strangely enough, I do like celery salt.
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: davann on July 13, 2010, 07:20:29 PM

I hate having to do electrolysis.


Sorry to find out you have kidney problems.

I hate that I have such a short attention span that it causes thread drift.
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: BobRobertson on July 13, 2010, 08:03:20 PM
...when people say "ahh" and "umm" between their words, when their brains out-pace their mouths, or vice-versa.

I've listened to my own calls to the show, and I do it too. ARGH! I HATE THAT!

One serious atta-boy to both Mark and Ian is that they don't do it, or they do it so rarely that I haven't noticed.
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Turd Ferguson on July 13, 2010, 08:19:48 PM
...when people say "ahh" and "umm" between their words, when their brains out-pace their mouths, or vice-versa.

I've listened to my own calls to the show, and I do it too. ARGH! I HATE THAT!

One serious atta-boy to both Mark and Ian is that they don't do it, or they do it so rarely that I haven't noticed.


Mark does that ALL the time. He even admits to it.
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: BobRobertson on July 13, 2010, 08:27:54 PM
Mark does that ALL the time. He even admits to it.

Ok, it's 20:27, and I just heard Ian do it too.

I revise my statement to "don't do it all that much".

Or, ah, something like that.
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Turd Ferguson on July 13, 2010, 08:32:40 PM
Mark does that ALL the time. He even admits to it.

Ok, it's 20:27, and I just heard Ian do it too.

I revise my statement to "don't do it all that much".

Or, ah, something like that.


I think mark does it most when a caller is asking him a question, especialy when its someone hes in disagreement with.
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Stoker on July 13, 2010, 09:12:22 PM

I hate having to do electrolysis.


Sorry to find out you have kidney problems.

I hate that I have such a short attention span that it causes thread drift.

Your concern for Joods condition is truly touching davann but like everything that you post, you have once again demonstrated that your an idiot with a 2nd grade knowledge of English.  Kidney failure is treated with Dialysis. Electrolysis is used to remove body hair, like your Monobrow ya fucking Caveman! LMAO!!
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Lindsey on July 13, 2010, 09:49:17 PM
People who put ketchup on hot dogs. 
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: John Shaw on July 13, 2010, 09:51:40 PM
People who put ketchup on hot dogs. 

Damn straight.
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: hellbilly on July 13, 2010, 09:57:36 PM

I hate having to do electrolysis.


Sorry to find out you have kidney problems.

I hate that I have such a short attention span that it causes thread drift.

Hairy kidneys does sound serious..

heehee
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Lindsey on July 13, 2010, 09:58:08 PM
People who put ketchup on hot dogs. 

Damn straight.


Vile, it is.  I could make a few exceptions for really awesome people - but I haven't met any really awesome people who do this.  Mostly just people missing teeth.  :shock:
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Riddler on July 13, 2010, 10:04:29 PM
.......people that have nothing to do with your trade, or profession....but they always know more than you.
i know ALL-A you niggas know someone like this.
(cept maybe dickie, who has proven himself to have ABSOLUTELY zero talent, nor ability to do........anything)

...also....
>boiled fucking cabbage
>sushi
>anything produced by ''prince''
>or any boy-or-girl pop band, or
>bee-gees
>rush
>yes
>that green shit you find in lobsters (and especially the red/orange egg-shit in female lobsters)
>ticks, flies, cock-a-roaches......fucking bugs-in-general
>chinese products of ANY kind....(yeah, they're cheap, but i find the typical 11 yr-old chinese quality-control manager found at most chink factories to be woefully lacking)
>the catholic church
>dunkin donuts egg sandwiches
>orange juice with pulp
>light beer
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Lindsey on July 13, 2010, 10:15:22 PM
People that bitch about things being made in China, and then spout off at the mouth about American cars.  Fuck you, half the parts on your newer used American vehicle are NOT from America.  Also, your house is full of shit made in China.  Go burn it down.

PEOPLE FROM FUCKING CHINA THAT WON'T BUY MY SUNGLASSES THAT ARE MADE IN CHINA.  If you come in to my store, refuse to drop money on a better pair of sunglasses made in the USA or Italy, AND ARE FUCKING ASIAN I WILL LAUGH IN YOUR FACE.  YES, YOU...MR. AND MRS. ZHANG THAT SHOPPED AT SUNGLASS HUT IN BARRINGTON, ILLINOIS TODAY. 
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Riddler on July 13, 2010, 10:19:22 PM
People that bitch about things being made in China, and then spout off at the mouth about American cars.  Fuck you, half the parts on your newer used American vehicle are NOT from America.  Also, your house is full of shit made in China.  Go burn it down.
 


easy bitch.
i don't shit-talk american cars, plus
those fucking chinks can't make plumbing products (WE ALL FUCKING USE) to save their lives..
they STEAL every fucking useful idea & try to clone it on-the-cheap (ie: KNOCKOFFS)
the last original ideas these fucking people had was spaghetti & firecrackers
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Lindsey on July 13, 2010, 10:29:35 PM
People that bitch about things being made in China, and then spout off at the mouth about American cars.  Fuck you, half the parts on your newer used American vehicle are NOT from America.  Also, your house is full of shit made in China.  Go burn it down.
 


easy bitch.
i don't shit-talk american cars, plus
those fucking chinks can't make plumbing products (WE ALL FUCKING USE) to save their lives..
they STEAL every fucking useful idea & try to clone it on-the-cheap (ie: KNOCKOFFS)
the last original ideas these fucking people had was spaghetti & firecrackers

Nah dude, I had some Chinese customers today.  That complained about Bolle sunglasses being Chinese.  But they wouldn't drop the $210 on the Made-in-Italy Maui Jims.

Asian customers also piss me off because they refuse to accept that they cannot wear huge plastic sunglasses.  On Asian people, they hit the cheeks light years before they'll rest on the nose.  It just doesn't work.   :x
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Ecolitan on July 13, 2010, 10:34:59 PM
SUNGLASS HUT IN BARRINGTON, ILLINOIS TODAY. 


nice, gratz
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Lindsey on July 13, 2010, 10:37:46 PM
SUNGLASS HUT IN BARRINGTON, ILLINOIS TODAY. 


nice, gratz

Haha, it's pretty sweet.  I banked about $400 in commission a few weeks ago.  The first thing one of my esteemed colleagues from Florida asked was "Does it have a toilet?"   :lol:

Actually, Royce...you may be able to answer a strange question for me.  I have this mysterious black dust in my bathroom from work.  If nobody goes in there, it's fine.  If you step in the bathroom, your shoe print will be in black dust.  I have tried this in brand new shoes, and can't figure it out.  There's a vent in the ceiling and a drain in the floor.  Could this be the culprit? 
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Riddler on July 13, 2010, 10:40:32 PM
sorry babe.
but, let's hold on a second
big glasses & orientals????
what the FUCK do you call yoko ono???
that bitch been sportin jackie-o style gawkers from wayyy-fucking-back....
talentless cunt wore welding-fucking-goggles
check 0.55 in:

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Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Turd Ferguson on July 13, 2010, 10:42:25 PM


Asian customers also piss me off because they refuse to accept that they cannot wear huge plastic sunglasses.  On Asian people, they hit the cheeks light years before they'll rest on the nose.  It just doesn't work.   :x

Hell, if the big ass sunglasses cost more, just sell em to them anyway if they want to buy them............. let em look stupid, fuck em. CHA CHING!!
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Lindsey on July 13, 2010, 10:44:27 PM
sorry babe.
but, let's hold on a second
big glasses & orientals????
what the FUCK do you call yoko ono???
that bitch been sportin jackie-o style gawkers from wayyy-fucking-back....
talentless cunt wore welding-fucking-goggles
check 0.55 in:

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Yeah, but they're sitting on the bridge of her nose.  If the glasses sit on the bridge of your nose, fanfuckingtastic.  If they don't, you're stupid and fuck you. 
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Riddler on July 13, 2010, 10:46:14 PM
SUNGLASS HUT IN BARRINGTON, ILLINOIS TODAY.  


nice, gratz

Haha, it's pretty sweet.  I banked about $400 in commission a few weeks ago.  The first thing one of my esteemed colleagues from Florida asked was "Does it have a toilet?"   :lol:

Actually, Royce...you may be able to answer a strange question for me.  I have this mysterious black dust in my bathroom from work.  If nobody goes in there, it's fine.  If you step in the bathroom, your shoe print will be in black dust.  I have tried this in brand new shoes, and can't figure it out.  There's a vent in the ceiling and a drain in the floor.  Could this be the culprit?  


allow me to step in
the hvac system is prob. filthy (ductwork).
cocksuckers are too cheap to have them cleaned properly (esp if its an old mall)
or, if it appears around the floor drain, it could be silty shit backing up into the room, although it would be wet initially, but then dry & leave a black film (only in prox. to the drain...usually pretty obvious)
i'd go w/ the celing diffuser belching shit down from above........could be a mummified body stuck up in there....no smell/plenty of dusty skin/clothing detritus
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Turd Ferguson on July 13, 2010, 10:47:17 PM
I myself cant find a fucking pair of sunglasses that dont rub up against my eye lashes cuz theyre so damn long.


A dude should not have this problem.
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Riddler on July 13, 2010, 10:48:59 PM
**shoulda kept that tidbit to yerself**
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Turd Ferguson on July 13, 2010, 10:53:53 PM
**shoulda kept that tidbit to yerself**

Man, its not like I admitted to shaving my fuckin legs or anything. Its just my lashes.
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: davann on July 13, 2010, 11:04:57 PM

I hate having to do electrolysis.


Sorry to find out you have kidney problems.

I hate that I have such a short attention span that it causes thread drift.

Hairy kidneys does sound serious..

heehee

I am glad someone knew I was kidding.
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Lindsey on July 13, 2010, 11:20:17 PM
SUNGLASS HUT IN BARRINGTON, ILLINOIS TODAY.  


nice, gratz

Haha, it's pretty sweet.  I banked about $400 in commission a few weeks ago.  The first thing one of my esteemed colleagues from Florida asked was "Does it have a toilet?"   :lol:

Actually, Royce...you may be able to answer a strange question for me.  I have this mysterious black dust in my bathroom from work.  If nobody goes in there, it's fine.  If you step in the bathroom, your shoe print will be in black dust.  I have tried this in brand new shoes, and can't figure it out.  There's a vent in the ceiling and a drain in the floor.  Could this be the culprit?  


allow me to step in
the hvac system is prob. filthy (ductwork).
cocksuckers are too cheap to have them cleaned properly (esp if its an old mall)
or, if it appears around the floor drain, it could be silty shit backing up into the room, although it would be wet initially, but then dry & leave a black film (only in prox. to the drain...usually pretty obvious)
i'd go w/ the celing diffuser belching shit down from above........could be a mummified body stuck up in there....no smell/plenty of dusty skin/clothing detritus

The mall I think is only around 10 years old.  And it's an outdoor plaza-type thing, so not even a traditional "mall".  But the black dust only appears when you step in the bathroom, and then it's your shoe print.  So it doesn't collect anywhere.  Also our toilet runs randomly. 
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Cognitive Dissident on July 13, 2010, 11:21:32 PM
Your concern for Joods condition is truly touching davann but like everything that you post, you have once again demonstrated that your an idiot with a 2nd grade knowledge of English.

Don't you love it when trolls try to call someone an idiot and they can't even get the diction right?  This is the same douchbag troll that actually prompted me to diagram a sentence because he claimed it made no sense.
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Cognitive Dissident on July 13, 2010, 11:25:07 PM
People that bitch about things being made in China, and then spout off at the mouth about American cars.  Fuck you, half the parts on your newer used American vehicle are NOT from America.  Also, your house is full of shit made in China.  Go burn it down.
 


easy bitch.
i don't shit-talk american cars, plus
those fucking chinks can't make plumbing products (WE ALL FUCKING USE) to save their lives..
they STEAL every fucking useful idea & try to clone it on-the-cheap (ie: KNOCKOFFS)
the last original ideas these fucking people had was spaghetti & firecrackers

Nah dude, I had some Chinese customers today.  That complained about Bolle sunglasses being Chinese.  But they wouldn't drop the $210 on the Made-in-Italy Maui Jims.

Asian customers also piss me off because they refuse to accept that they cannot wear huge plastic sunglasses.  On Asian people, they hit the cheeks light years before they'll rest on the nose.  It just doesn't work.   :x

Did it occur to you they may not have been from China?  :shock:
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Cognitive Dissident on July 13, 2010, 11:26:49 PM
Oh yeah.  I hate racists...and racism.
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Ecolitan on July 13, 2010, 11:32:58 PM
But the black dust only appears when you step in the bathroom, and then it's your shoe print.  So it doesn't collect anywhere.  Also our toilet runs randomly.  

My understanding of what you describe doesn't fit with the laws of physics I'm familiar with.  Have you cleaned your shoe real good before entering?  Tried non-marking soles?  Cleaned the bathroom floor and then walked on it?  Dragline's answer seems most likely.  If there's some chemical coming from the HVAC system that coats everything and eats rubber you should probably learn more about that.

Also your flapper valve doesn't stay shut like it used to.
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Lindsey on July 13, 2010, 11:53:42 PM
But the black dust only appears when you step in the bathroom, and then it's your shoe print.  So it doesn't collect anywhere.  Also our toilet runs randomly.  

My understanding of what you describe doesn't fit with the laws of physics I'm familiar with.  Have you cleaned your shoe real good before entering?  Tried non-marking soles?  Cleaned the bathroom floor and then walked on it?  Dragline's answer seems most likely.  If there's some chemical coming from the HVAC system that coats everything and eats rubber you should probably learn more about that.

Also your flapper valve doesn't stay shut like it used to.

We can't figure it out.  I have physically taken new shoes that I have purchased from the internet, wrapped in plastic and never worn - and put them on the floor.  It made a print.  Right after I mopped the floor and let it dry.  I was the only one in the store.  I DUN KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT GO AWAY.   :?
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Lindsey on July 13, 2010, 11:54:28 PM
People that bitch about things being made in China, and then spout off at the mouth about American cars.  Fuck you, half the parts on your newer used American vehicle are NOT from America.  Also, your house is full of shit made in China.  Go burn it down.
 


easy bitch.
i don't shit-talk american cars, plus
those fucking chinks can't make plumbing products (WE ALL FUCKING USE) to save their lives..
they STEAL every fucking useful idea & try to clone it on-the-cheap (ie: KNOCKOFFS)
the last original ideas these fucking people had was spaghetti & firecrackers

Nah dude, I had some Chinese customers today.  That complained about Bolle sunglasses being Chinese.  But they wouldn't drop the $210 on the Made-in-Italy Maui Jims.

Asian customers also piss me off because they refuse to accept that they cannot wear huge plastic sunglasses.  On Asian people, they hit the cheeks light years before they'll rest on the nose.  It just doesn't work.   :x

Did it occur to you they may not have been from China?  :shock:

Yes, it did.  So I asked them.  

Also, I really truly hope that racism comment wasn't pointed at me.  Nothing about what I said is racist.  Those people were Chinese.  They were nice people, but I did laugh at them for being kind of...obnoxious about something made in CHINA because they are CHINESE.  And as for the previous comments about Asian people and the glasses they seem to prefer - I've been selling glasses to people of all ages, races, and sexes for years.  It's a fact that something with pretty much any curvature to the lens is not going to work with the facial structure of a lot of Asian people.  If they want to buy it anyway, I will sell it to them, but not without showing them something that WILL fit them correctly.  Oakley makes "Asian Fit" sunglasses.  Does that make them racist?  No, it makes them SMART - because Asian people want big plastic sunglasses without an adjustable, metal nosepiece mount.  But unless the frame is specifically modified for typical Asian bone structure (faces are wider at the temple, nose bridge is small, and cheekbones are high) they just tend not to fit correctly.  Some "white" people have the same facial structure.  A lot of people with Polish roots and/or Swedish roots have small nose bridges and high cheekbones.  If I didn't take note of some of these things I wouldn't be very good at my job.  That doesn't make me racist.
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Turd Ferguson on July 14, 2010, 12:35:19 AM

We can't figure it out.  I have physically taken new shoes that I have purchased from the internet, wrapped in plastic and never worn - and put them on the floor.  It made a print.  Right after I mopped the floor and let it dry.  I was the only one in the store.  I DUN KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT GO AWAY.   :?

My guess would be that the tile is porus, if only porus to the extent that the pores are so small you couldnt see it unless you looked really close and the cold tile coming in contact with warm humid air causes slight condensation, then when someone steps on it with a shoe, dirt and water comes up out of the small pores of the tile onto the surface and leaves the footprint. I had the same problem in my basement with tile flooring. I know it "seems" tile has a smooth surface, but its really porus and dirt combined with moisture leeches out of the tiny holes when something comes in contact with it, hence the footpriints.
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Ecolitan on July 14, 2010, 12:38:51 AM
tile and grout sealer is cheap, but don't get the one that is too cheap.
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Lindsey on July 14, 2010, 12:41:10 AM

We can't figure it out.  I have physically taken new shoes that I have purchased from the internet, wrapped in plastic and never worn - and put them on the floor.  It made a print.  Right after I mopped the floor and let it dry.  I was the only one in the store.  I DUN KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT GO AWAY.   :?

My guess would be that the tile is porus, if only porus to the extent that the pores are so small you couldnt see it unless you looked really close and the cold tile coming in contact with warm humid air causes slight condensation, then when someone steps on it with a shoe, dirt and water comes up out of the small pores of the tile onto the surface and leaves the footprint. I had the same problem in my basement with tile flooring. I know it "seems" tile has a smooth surface, but its really porus and dirt combined with moisture leeches out of the tiny holes when something comes in contact with it, hence the footpriints.

Hmmm...interesting suggestion.  I really hate it, because I mop the floor in the morning, and if I go in there once to pee...it looks like a war happened by noon.  I doubt the corporate maintenance department would like me to call on that, but mopping the bathroom floor every time someone uses it is making me stabby.  


tile and grout sealer is cheap, but don't get the one that is too cheap.


Would that get me in some kind of trouble?  And how would I make sure there is no black dust while I'm in there trying to seal it?   :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: yamnuska on July 14, 2010, 12:47:13 AM

I hate having to do electrolysis.


Sorry to find out you have kidney problems.

I hate that I have such a short attention span that it causes thread drift.

When did I say I have kidney problems, do you people bloody read? Electrolysis, you know, permanent hair removal? I'm doing that right now, a lot of it, along with lots of hormones. Get it?
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Lindsey on July 14, 2010, 12:51:57 AM

I hate having to do electrolysis.


Sorry to find out you have kidney problems.

I hate that I have such a short attention span that it causes thread drift.

When did I say I have kidney problems, do you people bloody read? Electrolysis, you know, permanent hair removal? I'm doing that right now, a lot of it, along with lots of hormones. Get it?

I've always been interested in electrolysis.  How much is it costing you?   :shock:
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: yamnuska on July 14, 2010, 01:07:49 AM
I'm paying $60 an hour, that is for the blended method, it's a bit expensive but the lady doing it has worked with the TS community for a long time and she does a great job. The price also includes cream for aftercare. I've also had laser done but it misses lots and it is not permanent, it will last several years but then hair will start to grow back. If you're in Chicago these places are known to be good, not sure what they charge though. They should always offer a free consult and do a bit for you, if they don't then take your business some place else.

http://www.a-beautiful-u.com/ (http://www.a-beautiful-u.com/)

http://www.bestchicagoelectrolysis.com/ (http://www.bestchicagoelectrolysis.com/)
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Lindsey on July 14, 2010, 01:09:44 AM
I'm paying $60 an hour, that is for the blended method, it's a bit expensive but the lady doing it has worked with the TS community for a long time and she does a great job. The price also includes cream for aftercare. I've also had laser done but it misses lots and it is not permanent, it will last several years but then hair will start to grow back. If you're in Chicago these places are known to be good, not sure what they charge though. They should always offer a free consult and do a bit for you, if they don't then take your business some place else.

http://www.a-beautiful-u.com/ (http://www.a-beautiful-u.com/)

http://www.bestchicagoelectrolysis.com/ (http://www.bestchicagoelectrolysis.com/)

Cool, thanks.   :D
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: yamnuska on July 14, 2010, 01:25:20 AM
Other things I hate

People named Stoker/Stroker (which I'm sure he's doing to my picture, I also think he needs to go suck something, and it ain't blood)

the DMCA       http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digital_Millennium_Copyright_Act (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digital_Millennium_Copyright_Act)

the Canadian Federal government, nothing but a bunch of pricks.

The Canada Health Act

Cowboys - at least the redneck ones

Cheap stockings that run as soon as you put them on

Governments the world over giving companies money - usually means less competition and a crappy product

Immigration laws

Borders (the imaginary lines, not the book company)

Vanilla flavoured anything, I don't do vanilla (get it? Heellloooo...............)
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Cognitive Dissident on July 14, 2010, 12:21:09 PM
People that bitch about things being made in China, and then spout off at the mouth about American cars.  Fuck you, half the parts on your newer used American vehicle are NOT from America.  Also, your house is full of shit made in China.  Go burn it down.
 


easy bitch.
i don't shit-talk american cars, plus
those fucking chinks can't make plumbing products (WE ALL FUCKING USE) to save their lives..
they STEAL every fucking useful idea & try to clone it on-the-cheap (ie: KNOCKOFFS)
the last original ideas these fucking people had was spaghetti & firecrackers

Nah dude, I had some Chinese customers today.  That complained about Bolle sunglasses being Chinese.  But they wouldn't drop the $210 on the Made-in-Italy Maui Jims.

Asian customers also piss me off because they refuse to accept that they cannot wear huge plastic sunglasses.  On Asian people, they hit the cheeks light years before they'll rest on the nose.  It just doesn't work.   :x

Did it occur to you they may not have been from China?  :shock:

Yes, it did.  So I asked them.  

Also, I really truly hope that racism comment wasn't pointed at me.

It wasn't pointed at anyone, and it wasn't inspired by your post, in particular.  The post that pissed me off deserves no response.

The reason I asked my question is because people assume my wife is from China all the time, and she's not.  Even if people are from China, it doesn't mean they LIKE the country or its government--probably a reason they left.
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: davann on July 14, 2010, 02:46:30 PM

I hate having to do electrolysis.


Sorry to find out you have kidney problems.

I hate that I have such a short attention span that it causes thread drift.

When did I say I have kidney problems, do you people bloody read? Electrolysis, you know, permanent hair removal? I'm doing that right now, a lot of it, along with lots of hormones. Get it?

You might want to add endorphins to your hormone therapy. I mean, if they can change a man into a woman they must be able to add a sense of humor while they are at it.

I am really sorry about the cancer though. That shit ainít funny. Best wishes.
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: inane on July 14, 2010, 07:01:48 PM
Quote
Real Mustard or Turmeric i.e. "American Mustard"?

Honestly I haven't given real mustard much of a chance.

Also, I hate reality shows.
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on July 14, 2010, 08:49:10 PM

I hate having to do electrolysis.


Sorry to find out you have kidney problems.

I hate that I have such a short attention span that it causes thread drift.

When did I say I have kidney problems, do you people bloody read? Electrolysis, you know, permanent hair removal? I'm doing that right now, a lot of it, along with lots of hormones. Get it?

You might want to add endorphins to your hormone therapy. I mean, if they can change a man into a woman they must be able to add a sense of humor while they are at it.

I am really sorry about the cancer though. That shit ainít funny. Best wishes.


I don't think that's possible. Although some hormones include Vitamin B12 with them, for energy.
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: anarchir on July 14, 2010, 09:00:05 PM
Eating chocolate, playing video games, and generally having fun all release endorphines.
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Lindsey on July 14, 2010, 09:51:45 PM
People that bitch about things being made in China, and then spout off at the mouth about American cars.  Fuck you, half the parts on your newer used American vehicle are NOT from America.  Also, your house is full of shit made in China.  Go burn it down.
 


easy bitch.
i don't shit-talk american cars, plus
those fucking chinks can't make plumbing products (WE ALL FUCKING USE) to save their lives..
they STEAL every fucking useful idea & try to clone it on-the-cheap (ie: KNOCKOFFS)
the last original ideas these fucking people had was spaghetti & firecrackers

Nah dude, I had some Chinese customers today.  That complained about Bolle sunglasses being Chinese.  But they wouldn't drop the $210 on the Made-in-Italy Maui Jims.

Asian customers also piss me off because they refuse to accept that they cannot wear huge plastic sunglasses.  On Asian people, they hit the cheeks light years before they'll rest on the nose.  It just doesn't work.   :x

Did it occur to you they may not have been from China?  :shock:

Yes, it did.  So I asked them.  

Also, I really truly hope that racism comment wasn't pointed at me.

It wasn't pointed at anyone, and it wasn't inspired by your post, in particular.  The post that pissed me off deserves no response.

The reason I asked my question is because people assume my wife is from China all the time, and she's not.  Even if people are from China, it doesn't mean they LIKE the country or its government--probably a reason they left.

You're probably right about it likely being their reason for leaving.  I guess that makes you wonder if Chinese people don't want stuff that was made in China.   :shock:
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Trillian on July 14, 2010, 10:14:27 PM
conflict, over 100 degree heat index, the fact my car window doesn't work right, people who drive yellow cars, tapioca pudding, how hardcore softball parents/any organized sports parents are, oversleeping, traffic jams and the term "dick cheese"
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Turd Ferguson on July 14, 2010, 10:26:33 PM
conflict, over 100 degree heat index, the fact my car window doesn't work right, people who drive yellow cars, tapioca pudding, how hardcore softball parents/any organized sports parents are, oversleeping, traffic jams and the term "dick cheese"

I actually like some of Richard Cheese's stuff.
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Riddler on July 14, 2010, 10:27:11 PM
people in a coma at a green light

''on hold'' w/ major corporations, ie: AT&T ( i went off many times when a person finally answered the fucking phone....i said, '' you people SELL COMMUNICATION.....THAT'S ALL YOU DO!!!!!!,  yet , you don't seem capable of it.....you can't answer a phone call in UNDER 10 FUCKING MINUTES????)

peanuts in my food....(candy & cookies, ok.....my fucking dinner???? not so much)
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: MacFall on July 14, 2010, 10:27:29 PM
People who believe that emotion is superior to intellect and refuse to use their minds. Worse, people who criticize intellectuals. Worse yet, people who think that they are intellectuals but have enough logical contradictions in their worldview to fill another six Wonderland books.

People who treat adults like children. People who treat children like emotional and mental defects. Adults who act like petulant children when they don't get their way.

Twilight, and people who actually think Twilight is anything but poorly-written, morally corrupt dreck (not including those who enjoy it despite realizing that it is those things; those types merely annoy me).

People who give unsolicited lectures to other people in person (radio shows and internet forums are sort of different).

The idea that the ends justify the means.

Altruists.

Eggplant, chicken livers, and canned fish.
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Turd Ferguson on July 14, 2010, 11:04:56 PM
(http://www.delish.com/cm/delish/images/20/guy-football-lg.jpg)
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Cognitive Dissident on July 15, 2010, 12:09:35 AM
People that bitch about things being made in China, and then spout off at the mouth about American cars.  Fuck you, half the parts on your newer used American vehicle are NOT from America.  Also, your house is full of shit made in China.  Go burn it down.
 


easy bitch.
i don't shit-talk american cars, plus
those fucking chinks can't make plumbing products (WE ALL FUCKING USE) to save their lives..
they STEAL every fucking useful idea & try to clone it on-the-cheap (ie: KNOCKOFFS)
the last original ideas these fucking people had was spaghetti & firecrackers

Nah dude, I had some Chinese customers today.  That complained about Bolle sunglasses being Chinese.  But they wouldn't drop the $210 on the Made-in-Italy Maui Jims.

Asian customers also piss me off because they refuse to accept that they cannot wear huge plastic sunglasses.  On Asian people, they hit the cheeks light years before they'll rest on the nose.  It just doesn't work.   :x

Did it occur to you they may not have been from China?  :shock:

Yes, it did.  So I asked them.  

Also, I really truly hope that racism comment wasn't pointed at me.

It wasn't pointed at anyone, and it wasn't inspired by your post, in particular.  The post that pissed me off deserves no response.

The reason I asked my question is because people assume my wife is from China all the time, and she's not.  Even if people are from China, it doesn't mean they LIKE the country or its government--probably a reason they left.

You're probably right about it likely being their reason for leaving.  I guess that makes you wonder if Chinese people don't want stuff that was made in China.   :shock:

They may have a lot of bad feelings about China, having taken the trouble to leave.
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on July 15, 2010, 08:53:52 AM
Shitty hot dogs

hot dogs can be tasty if you get the right brand ( like Hebrew National), but the kind my dad brings home just make me sick.

literally, I nearly got sick from eating an off-brand hot dog. the gods only know what they put in their "meat"
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Turd Ferguson on July 15, 2010, 09:49:55 AM
Shitty hot dogs

hot dogs can be tasty if you get the right brand ( like Hebrew National), but the kind my dad brings home just make me sick.

literally, I nearly got sick from eating an off-brand hot dog. the gods only know what they put in their "meat"

Thats cuz theyre mostly made of assholes, eyeballs and rat hairs..........................mostly.

I agree, the Jew hotdogs are awesome though.
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: ForumTroll on July 15, 2010, 10:54:41 AM
Thats cuz theyre mostly made of assholes, eyeballs and rat hairs..........................mostly.

I agree, the Jew hotdogs are awesome though.

That's cuz they're made of Palestinian assholes and eyeballs.
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Turd Ferguson on July 15, 2010, 11:02:57 AM
Thats cuz theyre mostly made of assholes, eyeballs and rat hairs..........................mostly.

I agree, the Jew hotdogs are awesome though.

That's cuz they're made of Palestinian assholes and eyeballs.

Wat!!!! No Palestinian rat hairs?????
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: ForumTroll on July 15, 2010, 11:09:34 AM
Thats cuz theyre mostly made of assholes, eyeballs and rat hairs..........................mostly.

I agree, the Jew hotdogs are awesome though.

That's cuz they're made of Palestinian assholes and eyeballs.

Wat!!!! No Palestinian rat hairs?????

Too expensive.
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Turd Ferguson on July 15, 2010, 11:52:55 AM
Thats cuz theyre mostly made of assholes, eyeballs and rat hairs..........................mostly.

I agree, the Jew hotdogs are awesome though.

That's cuz they're made of Palestinian assholes and eyeballs.

Wat!!!! No Palestinian rat hairs?????

Too expensive.

*sigh*

Jews
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: yamnuska on July 15, 2010, 12:24:29 PM
I hate hairy men and hairy women.
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: MacFall on July 15, 2010, 12:53:07 PM
Shitty hot dogs

hot dogs can be tasty if you get the right brand ( like Hebrew National), but the kind my dad brings home just make me sick.

literally, I nearly got sick from eating an off-brand hot dog. the gods only know what they put in their "meat"

The cheapies are good for when you have to feed yourself for a week on six dollars, though.
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: ForumTroll on July 15, 2010, 12:58:06 PM
I hate hairy men and hairy women.

Sounds like you are stuck in childhood.
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: YixilTesiphon on July 15, 2010, 01:10:28 PM
I'm one hairy bastard, so  :x at Jood.
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Rillion on July 16, 2010, 01:16:14 PM
Linguistic hates:

- the word "pant" being used in the singular.  Unless there's only one leg, call it a damn pair of pants.
- the expressions "shut up," "shut the fuck up," "shut the door," or "shut the fuckin' door" to express incredulity
- the word "they" being used to refer to one person.  I'm sorry if you don't know his/her gender; he/she is still a he or a she. 
- people who can't be bothered to use adverbs.  You don't take things "serious."  You take them seriously
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: ForumTroll on July 16, 2010, 01:20:45 PM
I couldn't even tell you what an adverb is.
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: BobRobertson on July 16, 2010, 03:32:45 PM
I couldn't even tell you what an adverb is.

Sing it with me,

"Laly's Laly's Laly's get your adverbs here..."

Adverbs end in "ly", so "absolutely", "grammatically", "slowly", etc, are all adverbs.
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Riddler on July 16, 2010, 04:24:10 PM
& here all along, i thought it was ''lolly''


edit: guess what:

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the fuck you get ''laly'', anyway......do you install steel columns in basements?
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on July 16, 2010, 04:50:40 PM
I couldn't even tell you what an adverb is.

Sing it with me,

"Laly's Laly's Laly's get your adverbs here..."

Adverbs end in "ly", so "absolutely", "grammatically", "slowly", etc, are all adverbs.

Like "kikes kiking kikily on kikes"?
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Riddler on July 16, 2010, 05:26:31 PM
''.....he reported, jewingly.''
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Ecolitan on July 16, 2010, 05:46:29 PM
I couldn't even tell you what an adverb is.

Sing it with me,

"Laly's Laly's Laly's get your adverbs here..."

Adverbs end in "ly", so "absolutely", "grammatically", "slowly", etc, are all adverbs.

That's silly crutches for someone who can't understand that adverbs modify verbs and adjectives.  Also, that sentence is simply false.  The ly ending is not the reason that those are adverbs.  It's a lovely idea but it's false.  See how I used an ly word there that is an adjective and not an adverb?
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: BobRobertson on July 16, 2010, 06:06:21 PM
See how I used an ly word there that is an adjective and not an adverb?

No, I don't see it because I haven't the foggiest bloody idea what an adjective is vs an adverb. All I know is what the kid's School House Rock says, and only what gets "stuck in my head" from that.

Why? Because while it's mildly interesting, it's completely useless. If the sentence flows and the spell checker doesn't flag anything, I'm done.
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Rillion on July 16, 2010, 06:24:57 PM
See how I used an ly word there that is an adjective and not an adverb?

No, I don't see it because I haven't the foggiest bloody idea what an adjective is vs an adverb. All I know is what the kid's School House Rock says, and only what gets "stuck in my head" from that.

Why? Because while it's mildly interesting, it's completely useless. If the sentence flows and the spell checker doesn't flag anything, I'm done.

An adjective is a word that describes a noun (person, place, thing).  Brown, ugly, vociferous, instrumental, gigantic, tedious, etc.

An adverb is a word that describes a verb (action) or an adjective.  Graciously, carefully, obnoxiously, softly, calmly, expertly, etc.

I'm sure that you know the difference; you just didn't know that you know the difference.  That's usually how grammar works-- people know what makes the "sentence flow" even if they can't explain why. 
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: BobRobertson on July 16, 2010, 06:48:39 PM
Thanks.

Sadly, I've already forgotten what you said.  :?
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Stoker on July 16, 2010, 07:03:39 PM
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo!!

Just thought I would throw this sentence out there for our resident English teacher to grade....
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Riddler on July 16, 2010, 07:35:00 PM


That's silly crutches for someone who can't understand that adverbs modify verbs and adjectives.  

...like ....EIGHT YEAR OLDS????
i watched this shit in the 60's, when i was that age.
maybe you think this was a new creation for ''twenty-somethings'' in today's world??
please say it ain't so
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: mark_mnc1 on July 16, 2010, 08:10:54 PM
Statists because they are dangerous to my freedom and liberty.  Fuck them all.
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Turd Ferguson on July 16, 2010, 08:15:30 PM
Statists because they are dangerous to my freedom and liberty.  Fuck them all.

You should love them.




Thats what Jesus would do. :P
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Riddler on July 16, 2010, 10:36:44 PM
Statists because they are dangerous to my freedom and liberty.  Fuck them all.

You should love them.




Thats what Jesus would do. :P

jesus, today,  would be like al pacino in scent of a woman.....
''if i were half the man i was 2000 years ago, I'D TAKE A FLAMETHROWER TO THIS PLACE.''

thats.......what jesus WILL do....
praise allah
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Turd Ferguson on July 16, 2010, 10:48:09 PM
(http://i399.photobucket.com/albums/pp71/quickmike1969_photo/Buddy_Jesus-Glock.jpg?t=1279334811).
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: inane on July 17, 2010, 01:25:37 AM
realizing that some of your friends don't plan on growing up.
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: yamnuska on July 17, 2010, 02:07:00 AM
I hate hairy men and hairy women.

Sounds like you are stuck in childhood.

No, I mean hariy hairy, like Burt Reynolds hairy, like rug on the back kind on hairy, or lady beard kind of hairy, ick. Hair on a mans chest, yes, nice, even sexy sometimes, hair on a mans legs, good, hair on a womens arms and face, bad.
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Trillian on July 17, 2010, 11:23:18 AM
realizing that some of your friends don't plan on growing up.
You know I've decided that's ok. If they don't have kids, and want to live a life of little responsibility then, who are they really hurting?
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Turd Ferguson on July 17, 2010, 12:45:39 PM
realizing that some of your friends don't plan on growing up.
You know I've decided that's ok. If they don't have kids, and want to live a life of little responsibility then, who are they really hurting?

You can pretty much sum that up to the married friends being jealous of that kind of freedom. Misery loves company ya know, and they want everyone to join their little cult of misery.

Not saying all people involved in marriage are miserable, just saying alot of them take this view.
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Turd Ferguson on July 17, 2010, 12:52:09 PM
I just realized I also hate "unboxing" videos. I mean, who the fuck REALLY cares about your video of you taking some new gadget out of the box??

Just skip that gayness and get on with the features, the pros and cons.
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Cognitive Dissident on July 17, 2010, 07:15:54 PM
(http://i399.photobucket.com/albums/pp71/quickmike1969_photo/Buddy_Jesus-Glock.jpg?t=1279334811).

Jesus gang-bangs in style!
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on July 17, 2010, 07:38:46 PM
(http://i399.photobucket.com/albums/pp71/quickmike1969_photo/Buddy_Jesus-Glock.jpg?t=1279334811).

Jesus gang-bangs in style!

Jesus carried an Uzi when he rode dinosaurs in battle against the Romans.

I wonder if anyone'll get the less obvious joke...
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: Turd Ferguson on July 17, 2010, 07:45:32 PM
(http://i399.photobucket.com/albums/pp71/quickmike1969_photo/Buddy_Jesus-Glock.jpg?t=1279334811).

Jesus gang-bangs in style!

Jesus carried an Uzi when he rode dinosaurs in battle against the Romans.

I wonder if anyone'll get the less obvious joke...

Yeah, according to the christians, the earth is only 6,000 yrs old, so the dinosaurs obviously were around 2000 yrs ago for Jesus to ride them.
Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: inane on July 18, 2010, 10:24:42 PM
Quote
realizing that some of your friends don't plan on growing up.
You know I've decided that's ok. If they don't have kids, and want to live a life of little responsibility then, who are they really hurting?

when it comes to irresponsible people there ofter are kids involved. 

Title: Re: I hate............
Post by: anarchir on July 20, 2010, 05:17:31 PM
(http://i399.photobucket.com/albums/pp71/quickmike1969_photo/Buddy_Jesus-Glock.jpg?t=1279334811).

Jesus gang-bangs in style!

Jesus carried an Uzi when he rode dinosaurs in battle against the Romans.

I wonder if anyone'll get the less obvious joke...

Yeah, according to the christians, the earth is only 6,000 yrs old, so the dinosaurs obviously were around 2000 yrs ago for Jesus to ride them.

...and uzis were invented back then.