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Peas, Seafood and Mushrooms.
Assholes and douchebags.
Yeah, chatty fuckin hens that see other chatty fuckin hens at the grocery store and decide to park their asses AND their shopping cards double wide across the middle of the condiments isle to have a lengthly conversation about their kids soccer practice.
That really tans my hide.
I dislike the word "hate".
Yeah, chatty fuckin hens that see other chatty fuckin hens at the grocery store and decide to park their asses AND their shopping cards double wide across the middle of the condiments isle to have a lengthly conversation about their kids soccer practice.
That really tans my hide.
I also hate Chicago traffic.
I also hate Chicago traffic.
Yeah, plus as a bonus you get more potholes per square foot than any other town I can think of. SWEETNESS !!!
I also hate Chicago traffic.
Yeah, plus as a bonus you get more potholes per square foot than any other town I can think of. SWEETNESS !!!
You're not kidding. We went to Bolingbrook to Ikea (Don't ask...lamp saga...), and going down 53, 290, and route 83 I thought my car was going to give out. And I don't drive a shitty car. 294 would have been the easier drive, but my other half hates doing things the easy, and tolled way.
Peas, Seafood and Mushrooms.
Assholes and douchebags.
I hate that no one said anything about Obama paying off the people who got him elected by laundering 8 trillion dollars through Goldman Sachs. If you are an American, that WAS your money.When parents of someone in the military proudly say "yeah, hes/shes over there fighting for our freedom", while they sit back in their Lazy Boy recliner passively accepting their freedoms getting swiped from under their noses right here at home and doing nothing at all about it.
"Yeah, were so proud of little Johnny over there servin and a protectin our freedoms.....................Wait, whats this BS on the news?..................Obama is gonna make us all pay for everyones health care????????? Well dammit, I got a right mind to ..................OH LOOK, DANCING WITH THE STARS IS ON!!!"
I think I hate that more than just about anything else I can think of........................even more than corn.
I hate people who can work but go on government welfare.
I hate paranoid people who think someone new is a fed, that's all those dumbfucks at the big kiddie camp out called porcfest who thought they had a fed in their midst, morons.
I hate people who can't shut up about the FSP.
I hate people who don't know geography.
I hate liver, brussel sprouts and kidney beans.
I hate having to do electrolysis.
I hate not being able to fit into a size 6, I have a friend who is a size 6 and she gave me all her beautiful clothes before moving away, I'm a size 8, sometimes 10, depending on who made it. I'm finding it really hard to get from 28 inches to 26, agh!
My wife is a Taylor, she makes pretty good money on the side by letting out and taking in cloths. I don't know how she does it but I have seen her modify a hell of a lot more then 2 inches.
I hate needless destruction.
Peas, Seafood and Mushrooms.
Assholes and douchebags.
Holy shit! Most of my favorite foods.
I hate people who can work but go on government welfare.
I hate paranoid people who think someone new is a fed, that's all those dumbfucks at the big kiddie camp out called porcfest who thought they had a fed in their midst, morons.
I hate people who can't shut up about the FSP.
I hate people who don't know geography.
I hate liver, brussel sprouts and kidney beans.
I hate having to do electrolysis.
I hate not being able to fit into a size 6, I have a friend who is a size 6 and she gave me all her beautiful clothes before moving away, I'm a size 8, sometimes 10, depending on who made it. I'm finding it really hard to get from 28 inches to 26, agh!
Thank you. :D My spelling and grammar always have room for improvement.The Norwegian word for Mrs. 89's job is "skredder."My wife is a Taylor, she makes pretty good money on the side by letting out and taking in cloths. I don't know how she does it but I have seen her modify a hell of a lot more then 2 inches.
I hate needless destruction.
Unless her last (or first) name is Taylor, she's a tailor.
Yellow mustard is the most commonly used mustard in the United States and Canada, where it is sometimes referred to simply as "mustard". Outside North America it is called American mustard. This is a very mild mustard colored bright yellow by the inclusion of turmeric. It was introduced in 1904 by George T. French as "cream salad mustard". This mustard is closely associated with hot dogs, sandwiches, and hamburgers. Along with its use on various sandwiches, yellow mustard is a key ingredient in many potato salads, barbecue sauces, and salad dressings. Yellow mustard is often rubbed on barbecue meat prior to applying a dry rub, to form a crust, called bark, on the meat.
Damn dude, that is truly disgusting. Do you make Gravy out of the Assholes to slather on those yummy Douchebags? If Assholes and Douchebags covers MOST of your favorite foods, I hate to even ponder what else might be on that gourmet menu.....
Yellow Mustard (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mustard_(condiment)) (wikipedia)QuoteYellow mustard is the most commonly used mustard in the United States and Canada, where it is sometimes referred to simply as "mustard". Outside North America it is called American mustard. This is a very mild mustard colored bright yellow by the inclusion of turmeric. It was introduced in 1904 by George T. French as "cream salad mustard". This mustard is closely associated with hot dogs, sandwiches, and hamburgers. Along with its use on various sandwiches, yellow mustard is a key ingredient in many potato salads, barbecue sauces, and salad dressings. Yellow mustard is often rubbed on barbecue meat prior to applying a dry rub, to form a crust, called bark, on the meat.
I hate having to do electrolysis.
...when people say "ahh" and "umm" between their words, when their brains out-pace their mouths, or vice-versa.
I've listened to my own calls to the show, and I do it too. ARGH! I HATE THAT!
One serious atta-boy to both Mark and Ian is that they don't do it, or they do it so rarely that I haven't noticed.
Mark does that ALL the time. He even admits to it.
Mark does that ALL the time. He even admits to it.
Ok, it's 20:27, and I just heard Ian do it too.
I revise my statement to "don't do it all that much".
Or, ah, something like that.
I hate having to do electrolysis.
Sorry to find out you have kidney problems.
I hate that I have such a short attention span that it causes thread drift.
People who put ketchup on hot dogs.
I hate having to do electrolysis.
Sorry to find out you have kidney problems.
I hate that I have such a short attention span that it causes thread drift.
People who put ketchup on hot dogs.
Damn straight.
People that bitch about things being made in China, and then spout off at the mouth about American cars. Fuck you, half the parts on your newer used American vehicle are NOT from America. Also, your house is full of shit made in China. Go burn it down.
People that bitch about things being made in China, and then spout off at the mouth about American cars. Fuck you, half the parts on your newer used American vehicle are NOT from America. Also, your house is full of shit made in China. Go burn it down.
easy bitch.
i don't shit-talk american cars, plus
those fucking chinks can't make plumbing products (WE ALL FUCKING USE) to save their lives..
they STEAL every fucking useful idea & try to clone it on-the-cheap (ie: KNOCKOFFS)
the last original ideas these fucking people had was spaghetti & firecrackers
SUNGLASS HUT IN BARRINGTON, ILLINOIS TODAY.
SUNGLASS HUT IN BARRINGTON, ILLINOIS TODAY.
nice, gratz
Asian customers also piss me off because they refuse to accept that they cannot wear huge plastic sunglasses. On Asian people, they hit the cheeks light years before they'll rest on the nose. It just doesn't work. :x
sorry babe.
but, let's hold on a second
big glasses & orientals????
what the FUCK do you call yoko ono???
that bitch been sportin jackie-o style gawkers from wayyy-fucking-back....
talentless cunt wore welding-fucking-goggles
check 0.55 in:
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SUNGLASS HUT IN BARRINGTON, ILLINOIS TODAY.
nice, gratz
Haha, it's pretty sweet. I banked about $400 in commission a few weeks ago. The first thing one of my esteemed colleagues from Florida asked was "Does it have a toilet?" :lol:
Actually, Royce...you may be able to answer a strange question for me. I have this mysterious black dust in my bathroom from work. If nobody goes in there, it's fine. If you step in the bathroom, your shoe print will be in black dust. I have tried this in brand new shoes, and can't figure it out. There's a vent in the ceiling and a drain in the floor. Could this be the culprit?
**shoulda kept that tidbit to yerself**
I hate having to do electrolysis.
Sorry to find out you have kidney problems.
I hate that I have such a short attention span that it causes thread drift.
Hairy kidneys does sound serious..
heehee
SUNGLASS HUT IN BARRINGTON, ILLINOIS TODAY.
nice, gratz
Haha, it's pretty sweet. I banked about $400 in commission a few weeks ago. The first thing one of my esteemed colleagues from Florida asked was "Does it have a toilet?" :lol:
Actually, Royce...you may be able to answer a strange question for me. I have this mysterious black dust in my bathroom from work. If nobody goes in there, it's fine. If you step in the bathroom, your shoe print will be in black dust. I have tried this in brand new shoes, and can't figure it out. There's a vent in the ceiling and a drain in the floor. Could this be the culprit?
allow me to step in
the hvac system is prob. filthy (ductwork).
cocksuckers are too cheap to have them cleaned properly (esp if its an old mall)
or, if it appears around the floor drain, it could be silty shit backing up into the room, although it would be wet initially, but then dry & leave a black film (only in prox. to the drain...usually pretty obvious)
i'd go w/ the celing diffuser belching shit down from above........could be a mummified body stuck up in there....no smell/plenty of dusty skin/clothing detritus
Your concern for Joods condition is truly touching davann but like everything that you post, you have once again demonstrated that your an idiot with a 2nd grade knowledge of English.
People that bitch about things being made in China, and then spout off at the mouth about American cars. Fuck you, half the parts on your newer used American vehicle are NOT from America. Also, your house is full of shit made in China. Go burn it down.
easy bitch.
i don't shit-talk american cars, plus
those fucking chinks can't make plumbing products (WE ALL FUCKING USE) to save their lives..
they STEAL every fucking useful idea & try to clone it on-the-cheap (ie: KNOCKOFFS)
the last original ideas these fucking people had was spaghetti & firecrackers
Nah dude, I had some Chinese customers today. That complained about Bolle sunglasses being Chinese. But they wouldn't drop the $210 on the Made-in-Italy Maui Jims.
Asian customers also piss me off because they refuse to accept that they cannot wear huge plastic sunglasses. On Asian people, they hit the cheeks light years before they'll rest on the nose. It just doesn't work. :x
But the black dust only appears when you step in the bathroom, and then it's your shoe print. So it doesn't collect anywhere. Also our toilet runs randomly.
But the black dust only appears when you step in the bathroom, and then it's your shoe print. So it doesn't collect anywhere. Also our toilet runs randomly.
My understanding of what you describe doesn't fit with the laws of physics I'm familiar with. Have you cleaned your shoe real good before entering? Tried non-marking soles? Cleaned the bathroom floor and then walked on it? Dragline's answer seems most likely. If there's some chemical coming from the HVAC system that coats everything and eats rubber you should probably learn more about that.
Also your flapper valve doesn't stay shut like it used to.
People that bitch about things being made in China, and then spout off at the mouth about American cars. Fuck you, half the parts on your newer used American vehicle are NOT from America. Also, your house is full of shit made in China. Go burn it down.
easy bitch.
i don't shit-talk american cars, plus
those fucking chinks can't make plumbing products (WE ALL FUCKING USE) to save their lives..
they STEAL every fucking useful idea & try to clone it on-the-cheap (ie: KNOCKOFFS)
the last original ideas these fucking people had was spaghetti & firecrackers
Nah dude, I had some Chinese customers today. That complained about Bolle sunglasses being Chinese. But they wouldn't drop the $210 on the Made-in-Italy Maui Jims.
Asian customers also piss me off because they refuse to accept that they cannot wear huge plastic sunglasses. On Asian people, they hit the cheeks light years before they'll rest on the nose. It just doesn't work. :x
Did it occur to you they may not have been from China? :shock:
We can't figure it out. I have physically taken new shoes that I have purchased from the internet, wrapped in plastic and never worn - and put them on the floor. It made a print. Right after I mopped the floor and let it dry. I was the only one in the store. I DUN KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT GO AWAY. :?
We can't figure it out. I have physically taken new shoes that I have purchased from the internet, wrapped in plastic and never worn - and put them on the floor. It made a print. Right after I mopped the floor and let it dry. I was the only one in the store. I DUN KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT GO AWAY. :?
My guess would be that the tile is porus, if only porus to the extent that the pores are so small you couldnt see it unless you looked really close and the cold tile coming in contact with warm humid air causes slight condensation, then when someone steps on it with a shoe, dirt and water comes up out of the small pores of the tile onto the surface and leaves the footprint. I had the same problem in my basement with tile flooring. I know it "seems" tile has a smooth surface, but its really porus and dirt combined with moisture leeches out of the tiny holes when something comes in contact with it, hence the footpriints.
tile and grout sealer is cheap, but don't get the one that is too cheap.
I hate having to do electrolysis.
Sorry to find out you have kidney problems.
I hate that I have such a short attention span that it causes thread drift.
I hate having to do electrolysis.
Sorry to find out you have kidney problems.
I hate that I have such a short attention span that it causes thread drift.
When did I say I have kidney problems, do you people bloody read? Electrolysis, you know, permanent hair removal? I'm doing that right now, a lot of it, along with lots of hormones. Get it?
I'm paying $60 an hour, that is for the blended method, it's a bit expensive but the lady doing it has worked with the TS community for a long time and she does a great job. The price also includes cream for aftercare. I've also had laser done but it misses lots and it is not permanent, it will last several years but then hair will start to grow back. If you're in Chicago these places are known to be good, not sure what they charge though. They should always offer a free consult and do a bit for you, if they don't then take your business some place else.
http://www.a-beautiful-u.com/ (http://www.a-beautiful-u.com/)
http://www.bestchicagoelectrolysis.com/ (http://www.bestchicagoelectrolysis.com/)
People that bitch about things being made in China, and then spout off at the mouth about American cars. Fuck you, half the parts on your newer used American vehicle are NOT from America. Also, your house is full of shit made in China. Go burn it down.
easy bitch.
i don't shit-talk american cars, plus
those fucking chinks can't make plumbing products (WE ALL FUCKING USE) to save their lives..
they STEAL every fucking useful idea & try to clone it on-the-cheap (ie: KNOCKOFFS)
the last original ideas these fucking people had was spaghetti & firecrackers
Nah dude, I had some Chinese customers today. That complained about Bolle sunglasses being Chinese. But they wouldn't drop the $210 on the Made-in-Italy Maui Jims.
Asian customers also piss me off because they refuse to accept that they cannot wear huge plastic sunglasses. On Asian people, they hit the cheeks light years before they'll rest on the nose. It just doesn't work. :x
Did it occur to you they may not have been from China? :shock:
Yes, it did. So I asked them.
Also, I really truly hope that racism comment wasn't pointed at me.
I hate having to do electrolysis.
Sorry to find out you have kidney problems.
I hate that I have such a short attention span that it causes thread drift.
When did I say I have kidney problems, do you people bloody read? Electrolysis, you know, permanent hair removal? I'm doing that right now, a lot of it, along with lots of hormones. Get it?
Real Mustard or Turmeric i.e. "American Mustard"?
I hate having to do electrolysis.
Sorry to find out you have kidney problems.
I hate that I have such a short attention span that it causes thread drift.
When did I say I have kidney problems, do you people bloody read? Electrolysis, you know, permanent hair removal? I'm doing that right now, a lot of it, along with lots of hormones. Get it?
You might want to add endorphins to your hormone therapy. I mean, if they can change a man into a woman they must be able to add a sense of humor while they are at it.
I am really sorry about the cancer though. That shit ain’t funny. Best wishes.
People that bitch about things being made in China, and then spout off at the mouth about American cars. Fuck you, half the parts on your newer used American vehicle are NOT from America. Also, your house is full of shit made in China. Go burn it down.
easy bitch.
i don't shit-talk american cars, plus
those fucking chinks can't make plumbing products (WE ALL FUCKING USE) to save their lives..
they STEAL every fucking useful idea & try to clone it on-the-cheap (ie: KNOCKOFFS)
the last original ideas these fucking people had was spaghetti & firecrackers
Nah dude, I had some Chinese customers today. That complained about Bolle sunglasses being Chinese. But they wouldn't drop the $210 on the Made-in-Italy Maui Jims.
Asian customers also piss me off because they refuse to accept that they cannot wear huge plastic sunglasses. On Asian people, they hit the cheeks light years before they'll rest on the nose. It just doesn't work. :x
Did it occur to you they may not have been from China? :shock:
Yes, it did. So I asked them.
Also, I really truly hope that racism comment wasn't pointed at me.
It wasn't pointed at anyone, and it wasn't inspired by your post, in particular. The post that pissed me off deserves no response.
The reason I asked my question is because people assume my wife is from China all the time, and she's not. Even if people are from China, it doesn't mean they LIKE the country or its government--probably a reason they left.
conflict, over 100 degree heat index, the fact my car window doesn't work right, people who drive yellow cars, tapioca pudding, how hardcore softball parents/any organized sports parents are, oversleeping, traffic jams and the term "dick cheese"
People that bitch about things being made in China, and then spout off at the mouth about American cars. Fuck you, half the parts on your newer used American vehicle are NOT from America. Also, your house is full of shit made in China. Go burn it down.
easy bitch.
i don't shit-talk american cars, plus
those fucking chinks can't make plumbing products (WE ALL FUCKING USE) to save their lives..
they STEAL every fucking useful idea & try to clone it on-the-cheap (ie: KNOCKOFFS)
the last original ideas these fucking people had was spaghetti & firecrackers
Nah dude, I had some Chinese customers today. That complained about Bolle sunglasses being Chinese. But they wouldn't drop the $210 on the Made-in-Italy Maui Jims.
Asian customers also piss me off because they refuse to accept that they cannot wear huge plastic sunglasses. On Asian people, they hit the cheeks light years before they'll rest on the nose. It just doesn't work. :x
Did it occur to you they may not have been from China? :shock:
Yes, it did. So I asked them.
Also, I really truly hope that racism comment wasn't pointed at me.
It wasn't pointed at anyone, and it wasn't inspired by your post, in particular. The post that pissed me off deserves no response.
The reason I asked my question is because people assume my wife is from China all the time, and she's not. Even if people are from China, it doesn't mean they LIKE the country or its government--probably a reason they left.
You're probably right about it likely being their reason for leaving. I guess that makes you wonder if Chinese people don't want stuff that was made in China. :shock:
Shitty hot dogs
hot dogs can be tasty if you get the right brand ( like Hebrew National), but the kind my dad brings home just make me sick.
literally, I nearly got sick from eating an off-brand hot dog. the gods only know what they put in their "meat"
Thats cuz theyre mostly made of assholes, eyeballs and rat hairs..........................mostly.
I agree, the Jew hotdogs are awesome though.
Thats cuz theyre mostly made of assholes, eyeballs and rat hairs..........................mostly.
I agree, the Jew hotdogs are awesome though.
That's cuz they're made of Palestinian assholes and eyeballs.
Thats cuz theyre mostly made of assholes, eyeballs and rat hairs..........................mostly.
I agree, the Jew hotdogs are awesome though.
That's cuz they're made of Palestinian assholes and eyeballs.
Wat!!!! No Palestinian rat hairs?????
Thats cuz theyre mostly made of assholes, eyeballs and rat hairs..........................mostly.
I agree, the Jew hotdogs are awesome though.
That's cuz they're made of Palestinian assholes and eyeballs.
Wat!!!! No Palestinian rat hairs?????
Too expensive.
Shitty hot dogs
hot dogs can be tasty if you get the right brand ( like Hebrew National), but the kind my dad brings home just make me sick.
literally, I nearly got sick from eating an off-brand hot dog. the gods only know what they put in their "meat"
I hate hairy men and hairy women.
I couldn't even tell you what an adverb is.
I couldn't even tell you what an adverb is.
Sing it with me,
"Laly's Laly's Laly's get your adverbs here..."
Adverbs end in "ly", so "absolutely", "grammatically", "slowly", etc, are all adverbs.
I couldn't even tell you what an adverb is.
Sing it with me,
"Laly's Laly's Laly's get your adverbs here..."
Adverbs end in "ly", so "absolutely", "grammatically", "slowly", etc, are all adverbs.
See how I used an ly word there that is an adjective and not an adverb?
See how I used an ly word there that is an adjective and not an adverb?
No, I don't see it because I haven't the foggiest bloody idea what an adjective is vs an adverb. All I know is what the kid's School House Rock says, and only what gets "stuck in my head" from that.
Why? Because while it's mildly interesting, it's completely useless. If the sentence flows and the spell checker doesn't flag anything, I'm done.
That's silly crutches for someone who can't understand that adverbs modify verbs and adjectives.
Statists because they are dangerous to my freedom and liberty. Fuck them all.
Statists because they are dangerous to my freedom and liberty. Fuck them all.
You should love them.
Thats what Jesus would do. :P
I hate hairy men and hairy women.
Sounds like you are stuck in childhood.
realizing that some of your friends don't plan on growing up.You know I've decided that's ok. If they don't have kids, and want to live a life of little responsibility then, who are they really hurting?
realizing that some of your friends don't plan on growing up.You know I've decided that's ok. If they don't have kids, and want to live a life of little responsibility then, who are they really hurting?
(http://i399.photobucket.com/albums/pp71/quickmike1969_photo/Buddy_Jesus-Glock.jpg?t=1279334811).
(http://i399.photobucket.com/albums/pp71/quickmike1969_photo/Buddy_Jesus-Glock.jpg?t=1279334811).
Jesus gang-bangs in style!
(http://i399.photobucket.com/albums/pp71/quickmike1969_photo/Buddy_Jesus-Glock.jpg?t=1279334811).
Jesus gang-bangs in style!
Jesus carried an Uzi when he rode dinosaurs in battle against the Romans.
I wonder if anyone'll get the less obvious joke...
realizing that some of your friends don't plan on growing up.
You know I've decided that's ok. If they don't have kids, and want to live a life of little responsibility then, who are they really hurting?
(http://i399.photobucket.com/albums/pp71/quickmike1969_photo/Buddy_Jesus-Glock.jpg?t=1279334811).
Jesus gang-bangs in style!
Jesus carried an Uzi when he rode dinosaurs in battle against the Romans.
I wonder if anyone'll get the less obvious joke...
Yeah, according to the christians, the earth is only 6,000 yrs old, so the dinosaurs obviously were around 2000 yrs ago for Jesus to ride them.