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Diogenes The Cynic

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I Feel Totally Badass When..........
« on: November 15, 2012, 08:40:21 AM »

I feel totally badass whenever I run the stop sign in front of my local police department, and I do it every time.

I feel totally badass when I drive around without my seatbelt on.
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Re: I Feel Totally Badass When..........
« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2012, 11:16:53 AM »

......... when the stewardess gets to my seat to tell me I need to put my seat in the upright position and I act like im in a really deep sleep and she just goes "oh, nevermind" and moves on to the next guy.




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